At 4/8/08 11:44 PM, Lotus wrote:

At 4/8/08 02:40 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, April 8th 2008

I need to be added to the list again, my name was DarkLotusJuggalo but now it is just Lotus.

OK man, you've been added onto my spreadsheet, so you'll be on the next roster (Tuesday 4/15).

At 4/8/08 02:40 AM, Sterockicy wrote: >>> 01 || [ 61027 ] || [ 0060 ] || [ 008.6 ] || [ 000.5+ ] || X-Naut
>>> 02 || [ 58497 ] || [ 0009 ] || [ 001.3 ] || [ 001.4- ] || Phantom
>>> 03 || [ 53852 ] || [ 0231 ] || [ 033.0 ] || [ 003.6+ ] || Seamonky

Damn, I have such a long way to go. And with the pace I am doing right now, I might not pass them until next year. Hope that doesn't happen. :/

Thanks for the update Sterockicy, as always. :)

At 4/8/08 04:51 AM, TheThing wrote:

At 4/8/08 02:40 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, April 8th 2008

I doubt I'll be too good...

No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 34 || [ 05016 ] || [ 0140 ] || [ 020.0 ] || [ 004.4+ ] || HeavenDuff
>>> 35 || [ 04674 ] || [ 0037 ] || [ 005.3 ] || [ 000.8- ] || TheThing

Damn it, I'm back 400 now. Unless Heaven dies, I'm fucked for now

Haha, I'm still alive don't bother :P
I alro reached Sergeant level, but mister Sterockicy removed the Rank Up congratulations list >:(

Hi there im so excited tomorrow i level up to level 23 at last? ,on the down side my throat feels like i got a razor in it.

cool I would like to join please.

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Ha, congratulations!

At 4/9/08 06:39 PM, gokuneverbeaten wrote: cool I would like to join please.

At 4/9/08 09:12 PM, joe51498 wrote: reporting for duty sirs im might be a noob but i kick rear sir!

sorry civilians... to enter to the EGB you need to have 2500+ Blam & protect points...
... you need the rank of Private

if you get to the 500 B/P points... you can enter the NG Police Dept.

I now level 23 i love the new icon but i really loved the old 22 icon.

At 4/8/08 02:40 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, April 8th 2008

Missed my Birthday by 1 day!

Random word: Duracell!

Energisers are better - they aren't fronted by a gay rabbit with a drum!

>>> 06 || [ 39485 ] || [ 0191 ] || [ 027.3 ] || [ 008.2+ ] || pwroftheseagoat
>>> 07 || [ 38283 ] || [ 0239 ] || [ 034.1 ] || [ 012.0- ] || Coop83

Well, I'm edging ever so slightly closer to pwroftheseagoat. Just wondering if I can keep up a decent pace before I go away on holiday for 5 days.

This submission is pretty much just an ad for the Clock Crew site. It does have a Hentai Slideshow in the background, but I'm not sure if this enough to redeem it from being solely an advertisement submission, which is against the rules. Check it out and see what you think.

I suspect the author is just trying to stir it up, judging by his author comments:

Resubmitting a free blam point flash my friend made.

At 4/10/08 03:35 PM, NEVR wrote: This submission is pretty much just an ad for the Clock Crew site. It does have a Hentai Slideshow in the background, but I'm not sure if this enough to redeem it from being solely an advertisement submission, which is against the rules. Check it out and see what you think.

I suspect the author is just trying to stir it up, judging by his author comments:

Resubmitting a free blam point flash my friend made.

If it is actually re-submitted, then we must have proof of the original Blammed one in the obituaries before flagging it. I watched it, but I won't flag until someone finds the original one, which should be pretty hard to do.

Congratulations Coop83 on Level 37!

Sorry for my 3 day absence; I work on Tuesday and Wednesday after school, so I don't really feel like doing much besides sleep when I get home.

At 4/10/08 03:35 PM, NEVR wrote: This submission

Actually, it has real-life hardcore porn in it, after the "fuck you" of the various racial groups. Autoflag right there.

Also, I'll post it again for those who might care; What to do When You're Dead - Chapter 2 is here, check it out and leave a comment.

Pretty slow in here right now... I guess this is the calm after the rush to comment on the roster. Just thought I'd drop by to see what's going on - which appears to be nothing.

:::Salutes:::

At 4/11/08 04:11 PM, NEVR wrote: Pretty slow in here right now... I guess this is the calm after the rush to comment on the roster. Just thought I'd drop by to see what's going on - which appears to be nothing.

YeahI was doing the same, it's been quiet in here for a while now. Same with the portal, but college doesn't help. So how's everyone doin??

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Well soldier you are more than qualified to join our ranks but I do not have any authority to accept you into our ranks. You will just have to wait for Supreme Commander Slashfirestorm, our recruitment officer, to pop in here and do the formalities.

At 4/9/08 07:49 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Ha, congratulations!

OH, I thought you had gained a new b/p rank...lol

At 4/11/08 09:42 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/9/08 07:49 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Ha, congratulations!

OH, I thought you had gained a new b/p rank...lol

haha...
yep... a little mistake Sgt. Major

At 4/11/08 05:48 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 4/11/08 04:11 PM, NEVR wrote: Pretty slow in here right now... I guess this is the calm after the rush to comment on the roster. Just thought I'd drop by to see what's going on - which appears to be nothing.

YeahI was doing the same, it's been quiet in here for a while now. Same with the portal, but college doesn't help. So how's everyone doin??

very well... I think...

I just meet someone from NG on my country...
(that is really strange... you know... I know just 2 persons... well just 2 persons that get their gold account before me...)

I meet him in a club on my university... and... I'm socked...
I knew he uses flash... but I didn't know he is such an awesome flash artist...

and... in other news...
I got a new rank... Captain aldlv
sounds cool... but... honestly... I can't wait for Major... =D

At 4/11/08 10:03 PM, aldlv wrote: and... in other news...
I got a new rank... Captain aldlv

Congratulations, Captain! You're getting pretty high up now. Looks like I need to get a move on and reach Brigadier General before you get to Major :P

sounds cool... but... honestly... I can't wait for Major... =D

Yeah, it's a nice rank, and the rank where the point gaps increase from 1,500 to 2,000. That can be a killer, so stick with it!

:::Salutes:::

At 4/11/08 10:03 PM, aldlv wrote:

I got a new rank... Captain aldlv

Congrats man you are really getting up there now, and at a nice pace.

sounds cool... but... honestly... I can't wait for Major... =D

Just look out for the 2k point gaps, they are killers. :P

At 4/11/08 04:11 PM, NEVR wrote: Pretty slow in here right now... I guess this is the calm after the rush to comment on the roster. Just thought I'd drop by to see what's going on - which appears to be nothing.

Not much is going on here lately... I'm working on my project at the Barracks, maybe it'll be ready on May.

I'm also trying to raise my B/P by voting a little in the morning before I go to school. But I think I'm going to abandon this, because it makes me feel more tired than usual.

At 4/11/08 09:17 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Well soldier you are more than qualified to join our ranks but I do not have any authority to accept you into our ranks. You will just have to wait for Supreme Commander Slashfirestorm, our recruitment officer, to pop in here and do the formalities.

Where are both of our officers, Slash and EagleRock?

At 4/11/08 10:03 PM, aldlv wrote:

I just meet someone from NG on my country...

That's strange, haven't met anyone from my country (which is huge) who uses Newgrounds regularly. I only know some people here, but they're all from different states... Well, who knows when someone else from Brasília becomes interested in Newgrounds...

and... in other news...
I got a new rank... Captain aldlv
sounds cool... but... honestly... I can't wait for Major... =D

Congratulations, sir!

Time to deposit again. I'll B/P a little more and then... ZzZzZZzzz...

*Salutes almost falling asleep*

Quick question about the barracks that I am not too sure about at the moment. When a recruits asks to join up and is knocked back because they don't have enough points. Am I supposed to add them to the guardsmen list of the update or not?

*Salutes*

Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

At 4/12/08 10:43 AM, NEVR wrote: Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

I know it might sound a little callous, but I hope it is true, as I hate when people make jokes about someone dying - it's just not funny.

RIP Major-punk

At 4/12/08 12:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: I know it might sound a little callous, but I hope it is true, as I hate when people make jokes about someone dying - it's just not funny.

Nah, I know what you mean. It's just completely tasteless, like this thread that I saw in General a while ago. The OP of that thread is a total idiot.

At 4/12/08 10:43 AM, NEVR wrote: Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

Wow... I don't really know what to say...

I mean, what happened? In the news post his friend just says that he passed away, without telling us what happened.

I hope he's just fooling us... I really do.

At 4/12/08 12:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: I know it might sound a little callous, but I hope it is true, as I hate when people make jokes about someone dying - it's just not funny.

It's not funny, but I still hope it's a joke. Better having him alive and fooling us than having him dead and telling the sad truth.

At 4/12/08 01:17 PM, NEVR wrote: Nah, I know what you mean. It's just completely tasteless, like this thread that I saw in General a while ago. The OP of that thread is a total idiot.

I understand his point of view, but I think it's too harsh. Lets just wait and see, if he's alive than in two months or so he'll be posting here again.

And that thread is stupid. His "friends" believed his death on April Fools day. And he didn't dismissed it, he kept the joke after a few days.

But if it's actually true... R.I.P Major-Punk.

Thats really sad about major punk, i seen some flashes apologising for the day they spammed the portal. Although ironically some of these flashes were a bit spammy themselves.

At 4/12/08 12:16 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/12/08 10:43 AM, NEVR wrote: Bahamut just bought this to my attention...

Major-punk, a long time member of the EGB, apparently passed away a few days ago. I'm not sure if this is true, or if it's a silly little joke, but if it is true, then RIP Major-punk.

I know it might sound a little callous, but I hope it is true, as I hate when people make jokes about someone dying - it's just not funny.

RIP Major-punk

I feel the same way. I hope his family and friends are ok and it is always sad to hear about a Newgrounder passing away.

RIP Major-punk

At 4/9/08 06:32 PM, Grammer wrote: Master Sergeant, reporting in!!

Sorry I took so damn long to get around to this, I've been rather inactive lately. I think that I need to appoint a deputy recruitment officer or something to handle activities during my occasional sojourns away from the site...

Alright, y'all know the recruitment drill. Go to the appropriate thread in the EGB forums (must be logged in to view/vote) and give your opinion. If there are no outstanding questions after 24 hours, Grammer will be allowed into the Barracks.

I will PM Grammer with the results.

At 4/12/08 09:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Sorry I took so damn long to get around to this, I've been rather inactive lately. I think that I need to appoint a deputy recruitment officer or something to handle activities during my occasional sojourns away from the site...

Might be a good idea, just so that we always have at least one officer who has the authority to get the ball rolling on new recruits. I saw his request when he posted it, but thought I'd better just leave it until you dropped by.

What's with the inactivity of late then, Cap'n Slash? Been busy with that old chestnut we refer to (with a slightly sneering tone) as "real life"?