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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-28 19:21:32


Is quiet today i gone down a b/p rank i dont get why.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-28 22:55:11


At 3/28/08 07:21 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Is quiet today i gone down a b/p rank i dont get why.

By a "rank", do you mean just on the list of users by their ranks, or do you actually mean that you somehow went down an actual level in B/P? Because the first isn't quite so bad, the second is, well... Inexplainable, to say the least.

Also...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 2385
Slideshow of gore pictures. Unsuitable?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 03:55:31


I was just looking some old stuff by Barrack members and I found this:
Barracks in a Quagmire
by Andrea364

and I was pretty happy when I realised that I'm quite important in the story :)
I was quite sad back in the days when EagleRock was online sometimes at the time he wrote a story name Barracks under Fire... if my memory doesn't suck. In that story... I awfully died like a fag after something like 4 or 5 minutes... :'(

So, even if Andrea isn't online a lot right now... I think it's pretty cool that you are working on something for the Barracks, and keep writting that story, its pretty funny, especially the part with Maus :P

Also... I got my level up !!! ... Where the hell is EagleRock ??? ... And what the hell is that smell ???

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 08:27:03


At 3/28/08 07:21 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Is quiet today i gone down a b/p rank i dont get why.

It simply means someone is B/Ping faster than you, and managed to exceed your B/P total.

Luckily for me, judging by the EGB roster and the top 300 list, there's nobody close behind me that I have to worry about passing me. I'm going at a relatively formidable pace right now, and there's only the occasional user behind me that manages to close the several-thousand point gap between us by a few points each week.

I'm not sweating yet :P

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 12:05:33


At 3/29/08 11:56 AM, Mendou wrote: Hello everyone, i reached over 10k post the other day. Feel nice i guess.

You mean 10k saves? Well done.

Right now i'm really trying to increase my blams now. It's....difficult.

Damn, dude, 10k saves and not even 2k blams. That's pretty crazy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 13:02:02


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 2473
It's stolen from the Zone Archive. Let's get it out of the Portal, shall we?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 13:27:36


AWOL: I'll be AWOL for a few weeks starting Monday.

Well, MAYBE I will be. I'm going to Taiwan and if they treat the internet anything like China does, then I won't be able to get on NG.

I know, it's sad. But please dry your tears.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 13:42:43


At 3/29/08 01:27 PM, RSQViper wrote: AWOL: I'll be AWOL for a few weeks starting Monday.

Well, MAYBE I will be. I'm going to Taiwan and if they treat the internet anything like China does, then I won't be able to get on NG.

Begging the question, what in the world is with China blocking NG or YouTube or Wikipedia or the English-language Google or almost any other non-political site in the first place? NG and the rest aren't porn sites (though there is some porn here), or political sites, or anything more than entertainment sites. Now, a site planning and supporting a rebellion in China, I can understand, even if I disagree with stifling the participants' human right to express itself. But an entertainment site? That goes too far.

Still, have a good time in Taiwan. Hope you get back soon, and can access NG again. I wait to hear about your adventures in Asia.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 14:48:16


It's the end of March, so it's time for the State of the Portal addresses!

Click the link (gotta be signed in on the forums) and post about your view of March's portal activity, any increases/decreases in problems, exciting new flash/audio and their submitters, etc

I'll be more active next month, I promise. I've had writing stuff to deal with, so I've been pretty busy.

*salute*


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 15:14:16


At 3/27/08 03:01 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/27/08 02:15 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also, you can track who is in front of you on the ranks, because you are in the top 300 B/P ranks and there's a list on the Wi/Ht forum.
More incentive to get into the top 300, then :P

It's definitely an incentive, but it will take a long time before I get there. The closest one (ElMaster) has a total of 12519 B/P (as for the last update -- made today) nd I have 7196 B/P. The total difference is 5323 B/P. There's a long way to go.

Speaking of the list, Life didn't put aldlv nor lilhunter03 there...

Same thing happened for me when I was entering the top 300, which seems like an age ago now... You have all that to look forward to :P

I hope so. I wanted to have a 50 B/P pace this week, which was blown because of school. =P

Who knows, maybe next year I'll be there.

Resubmitted Flash:
Flagged before I could get there, good job people!

Not only by the people here, but mostly by the ones at the abusive stuff thread. I think most of the people who flagged it were from there.

At 3/27/08 04:04 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Ouch... As much as it deserves to be off the site for sucking (rather than any real rule-breaking), I think Wade said somewhere not to flag resubmitted Flash.

It's still "flagged for administrative review". As NEVR said, if Wade actually said that, he would have removed it from the FAQ and the "Submit Content" page. Lets wait and see what happens.

At 3/29/08 03:55 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I was just looking some old stuff by Barrack members and I found this:
Barracks in a Quagmire
by Andrea364

I read it, and I found it pretty interesting. Although I wasn't even a member from the Barracks at that time. And it hasn't been updated for almost a year.

Also... I got my level up !!!

Congratulations!

Where the hell is EagleRock ???

Playing guitar, probably.

And what the hell is that smell ???

The one coming from the bathroom?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 19:14:42


Sir im sure this would count as stealinghttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal /view/432526 he says its not made by him.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 19:27:23


Somebody on rage think this is stolenhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/v iew/432524 from herehttp://www.onlypoints.com/multiplaye r_game.php?game_id=18 he got another game which passed judgement ,but his comments seem like the game is his im confused.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 20:28:03


At 3/29/08 01:27 PM, RSQViper wrote: AWOL: I'll be AWOL for a few weeks starting Monday.

Well, MAYBE I will be. I'm going to Taiwan and if they treat the internet anything like China does, then I won't be able to get on NG.

I still don't understand why some Asian countries block some sites without giving a good reason to do so. Censorship still exists...

I know, it's sad. But please dry your tears.

*sniff* I'll try... *sniff*

At 3/29/08 02:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: It's the end of March, so it's time for the State of the Portal addresses!

Saw my post there, didn't you? =)

I'll be more active next month, I promise. I've had writing stuff to deal with, so I've been pretty busy.

Yeah, we noticed your absence here. Pretty bad, I hope you get more active.

At 3/29/08 07:14 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sir I'm sure this would count as stealing
Somebody on rage's think this is stolen

Both flagged, although I only got the last one. Great job, phantomlassuk!

Well, tonight I'm going to write as many reviews as possible for the Review Request Club. Damn, I got to get more active there!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 20:44:12


At 3/29/08 08:28 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well, tonight I'm going to write as many reviews as possible for the Review Request Club. Damn, I got to get more active there!

That's cool. I was thinking of joining that club, but frankly I don't have that much motivation to write reviews for submissions that don't really strike me in some way. I think Coop once said that he's written a few reviews for the RRC which have been marked as unhelpful, and even gotten nasty author responses. I can't be bothered with that, either.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-29 20:50:27


At 3/29/08 01:42 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/29/08 01:27 PM, RSQViper wrote: AWOL: I'll be AWOL for a few weeks starting Monday.

Well, MAYBE I will be. I'm going to Taiwan and if they treat the internet anything like China does, then I won't be able to get on NG.
Begging the question, what in the world is with China blocking NG or YouTube or Wikipedia or the English-language Google or almost any other non-political site in the first place? NG and the rest aren't porn sites (though there is some porn here), or political sites, or anything more than entertainment sites. Now, a site planning and supporting a rebellion in China, I can understand, even if I disagree with stifling the participants' human right to express itself. But an entertainment site? That goes too far.

They block sites that have content they disagree with. Like, here on NG somewhere are anti-China or anti-communist things.

I talked to Tom about it actually while I was in China pining for NG. I guess at one point China demanded he delete things or they'd block his sit to which he gave them the virtual "fuck you."

Glad he stood up to them, but sad when I'm there.

Still, have a good time in Taiwan. Hope you get back soon, and can access NG again. I wait to hear about your adventures in Asia.

Well, if it's anythnig like my last trip (which was business as is this one) then it won't be too exciting.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 12:45:08


Colonel NEVR reporting in!

Indeed, I have been promoted. I now have a juicy 42% bonus added to my base voting power, and I'm getting closer to Supreme Commander by the day!

As has become customary when I rank up, here's a picture of my hot new badge, for your viewing pleasure:

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 12:51:12


At 3/30/08 12:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Colonel NEVR reporting in!

congrats sir... you are ranking faster than me... :'(

Indeed, I have been promoted. I now have a juicy 42% bonus added to my base voting power, and I'm getting closer to Supreme Commander by the day!

42... great... so.. what is your total VP now?

As has become customary when I rank up, here's a picture of my hot new badge, for your viewing pleasure:

lot of pleasure... that is the rank I like more... (except for Sup. Commander)


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 12:52:31


At 3/30/08 12:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Colonel NEVR reporting in!

Indeed, I have been promoted. I now have a juicy 42% bonus added to my base voting power, and I'm getting closer to Supreme Commander by the day!

As has become customary when I rank up, here's a picture of my hot new badge, for your viewing pleasure:

Congrats man!! About time too :P

So what is your total VP now?

Too bad I am still over 500 away from Brig. General.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 14:02:04


At 3/30/08 12:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Colonel NEVR reporting in!

Congratulations, sir! I just went up a bit last night, from Police Sergeant to Police Lieutenant... Not much, especially in comparison to your level-up, but still. Means I'm getting closer to eligibility for the Barracks, which is something I'm definitely waiting for and working towards.

Also, before I went to bed last night I ended up getting the "Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed." message three times. It's times like these that I wish NG still had the old Blam animation... And what's worse, my computer doesn't even display it properly at NG Archive.
*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 15:18:59


At 3/30/08 12:51 PM, aldlv wrote: congrats sir... you are ranking faster than me... :'(

Thanks, Lieutenant. Keep going, though, you're doing really well.

42... great... so.. what is your total VP now?

6.66 base VP + 42% bonus = 9.45 total VP. Pretty nice, getting closer to 10.00!

lot of pleasure... that is the rank I like more... (except for Sup. Commander)

Yeah, it's my favourite until the final badge, too.

At 3/30/08 12:52 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Congrats man!! About time too :P

Too right!

So what is your total VP now?

As I said to aldlv, 9.45 :)

Too bad I am still over 500 away from Brig. General.

One week.

At 3/30/08 02:02 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/30/08 12:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Colonel NEVR reporting in!
Congratulations, sir! I just went up a bit last night, from Police Sergeant to Police Lieutenant... Not much, especially in comparison to your level-up, but still. Means I'm getting closer to eligibility for the Barracks, which is something I'm definitely waiting for and working towards.

Thanks, and congrats on your rank up. Don't belittle it, though, each rank up is something to be proud of IMO.

Also, before I went to bed last night I ended up getting the "Congratulations! You just destroyed someone else's hard work! This Flash has been blammed." message three times.

Cool, nice job! I got it once last night myself, and I was extra pleased because the name of the submission was something along the lines of 'Family guy sucks!'

I like Family Guy.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 15:27:20


YOU WILL DO THIS

That is all.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 16:43:44


At 3/30/08 03:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: YOU WILL DO THIS

That is all.

I don't get it..?

What are we suppose to do?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 16:51:17


I really need to get back into thehabit of B/Ping. Holidays bugger up my system. I'm slowy getting back there now. Got PG on and raring to go!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 16:55:09


At 3/30/08 04:43 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 3/30/08 03:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: YOU WILL DO THIS

That is all.
I don't get it..?

What are we suppose to do?

Post your observations in that thread, about what happened in March in the Portal, I think. For example, Camel Day, the deletion of betty, the fact that the Kitty Krew monopolized the Underdog of the Week this month, and any other observations you may have made. At least, that's my own guess as to what that means.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 16:59:09


At 3/30/08 04:55 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/30/08 04:43 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 3/30/08 03:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: YOU WILL DO THIS

That is all.
I don't get it..?

What are we suppose to do?
Post your observations in that thread, about what happened in March in the Portal, I think. For example, Camel Day, the deletion of betty, the fact that the Kitty Krew monopolized the Underdog of the Week this month, and any other observations you may have made. At least, that's my own guess as to what that means.

Ah...

I hate that Betty. First he posted on my blog spamming me and then i banned him and deleted his post.

I then hear that his account got deleted and then he spams me again.

Newgrounds, please IP ban him.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 17:26:32


At 3/30/08 04:59 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Ah...
I hate that Betty. First he posted on my blog spamming me and then i banned him and deleted his post.
I then hear that his account got deleted and then he spams me again.
Newgrounds, please IP ban him.

The thing is, I think the new betty isn't the same person as the old one. The old betty account was an old account stolen by usernamed, and used to spam userpages (an addiction of his, since according to LordZeebmork he doesn't have Flash [Orangebeef made that Turd and simply let betty submit it]). I think the new one might be someone else.

Oh, and the "Mao Zedong: Killing em All In 493+ Days" series (a spinoff of AfroUnderscoreStud's "Adolf Hitler: Catching 'em All in 493+ Days") was just deleted.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 18:47:01


At 3/30/08 05:26 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Oh, and the "Mao Zedong: Killing em All In 493+ Days" series (a spinoff of AfroUnderscoreStud's "Adolf Hitler: Catching 'em All in 493+ Days") was just deleted.

Wow, this is great news.

Now that Adolf crap needs to get deleted because it's just as crap and useless.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 19:13:50


At 3/30/08 06:47 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 3/30/08 05:26 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Oh, and the "Mao Zedong: Killing em All In 493+ Days" series (a spinoff of AfroUnderscoreStud's "Adolf Hitler: Catching 'em All in 493+ Days") was just deleted.
Wow, this is great news.
Now that Adolf crap needs to get deleted because it's just as crap and useless.

All of them should be deleted. Hitler, Stalin, whatever others there are... Wade should find the time to delete them all, or else the authors should get rid of them themselves.

No, wait, they shouldn't. The reason they shouldn't be deleted is because they shouldn't ever have to come to that point. If things were going right, they would be Blammed in the first 50 votes, with a score of 0.4 or less. But next to people stopping their retarded "Voting-for-points" ways, the next best thing would be an administrative delete, with a threat that anyone else caught submitting that sort of thing would be permanently banned from submitting Flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 19:18:26


The original Afro_Stuf one was alright to start with but then there was too many of the originals and then the spinnoffs came in and crap. The first was decent but got out of hand.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-30 19:44:39


At 3/30/08 07:18 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: The original Afro_Stuf one was alright to start with but then there was too many of the originals and then the spinnoffs came in and crap. The first was decent but got out of hand.

Right. 80 of the same damn thing with a different background was too much to begin with, and then the new Pokémon series (I think it's on day 222 now, can't be sure though), and then the other statwhores made their own spinoffs, and pretty soon it got out of hand. While it's no longer as bad as it was just a few weeks ago (when all the spinoffs were starting, and Fleek and MilfredmousZX and others started never-finished spinoff series), I'm still tired of them.

Also, does anyone have any idea why KemCab keeps hacking the Kitty Krew, and is now posting erotic pictures of children (not quite child porn, but damn close) in General using his alts?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8851 28/3
Some of the pics are kinda NSFW, but... That guy's probably gonna get deleted, and wake up tomorrow with the Party Van in his driveway.