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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 17:16:03


At 7/27/06 05:02 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/27/06 04:38 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: DEFCON 4 and borderline 5, unusally and annoyingly slow.
Everyon must be making pie.

Yes, that's the only logical explanation!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 17:25:45


Hello. Can i join The Elite Guard Barracks? And if I can lolmario reporting for duty!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 17:31:46


At 7/27/06 05:25 PM, lolmario wrote: Hello. Can i join The Elite Guard Barracks? And if I can lolmario reporting for duty!

Sadly no, to understand where you can go in the mean time read this .


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 17:52:28


I understand....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:23:26


At 7/27/06 06:11 PM, -TheBarneyBunch wrote: Get a life. What can you benefit from by pretending you're in the army on a website made for brainless 13 year olds?

Such as yourself? We are not the ones pretending to have mass orgy's with barney and drew pickles. We do not masterbate to rugras hentai. Everything your pathetic alias stands for is pointless and undermining. Get the hell out of here.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:25:17


Yeah what he said.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:25:49


At 7/27/06 06:23 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Such as yourself? We are not the ones pretending to have mass orgy's with barney and drew pickles. We do not masterbate to rugras hentai. Everything your pathetic alias stands for is pointless and undermining. Get the hell out of here.

Wow, I did rub off on you. But I already had a friendly mod help out. And Turk, you know better than to respond to that, I won't frown you in public but leave it to those in charge, alright?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:27:44


At 7/27/06 06:25 PM, lolmario wrote: Yeah what he said.

And if you please, I understand you want to be a part of this club, but even if you wish to post here while you train, do it inelligently. I am not about to explain why this thread is filled to a C&C moderator because it won't be, clear?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:28:25


Thanks for the help Turkeybean. I'll stop bothering your club now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 18:59:18


I have a question. In the obits, many of the Sunshine flashes have been deleted, with passing scores. Has Wade given a reason, or is it just a new unofficial rule that anything they pump out will be deleted regardless of content?

Also, how long has this Sunshine group or whatever been around?

And last question, do we get blam points when an admin removes them? I haven't been able to make a daily point count yet, due to my screwy sleep schedule, so I wouldn't know.

In any case, even if we don't, remember soldiers, to vote what you feel is right. Every flash, regardless of origin, deserves a fair chance; and likewise, every flash you do not approve of deserves a blam, regardless of if it'll pass or not.


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 19:23:13


At 7/27/06 06:59 PM, SlashFirestormReborn wrote: I have a question....

I don't have any answers for you but I would like to point out that the deletion of theese flashes has lowered my reviews by at least 23 and I'm sure there are more people like me and one suggestion to to see how long they've been around just go check out the first flash and see the date they submmited it

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 19:28:31


At 7/27/06 06:59 PM, SlashFirestormReborn wrote: I have a question. In the obits, many of the Sunshine flashes have been deleted, with passing scores. Has Wade given a reason, or is it just a new unofficial rule that anything they pump out will be deleted regardless of content?

Well, there has been proof many of them were mass voted in, and then the greed of NG kept it going.

Also, how long has this Sunshine group or whatever been around?

Not long, They have been around for less than a month.

And last question, do we get blam points when an admin removes them? I haven't been able to make a daily point count yet, due to my screwy sleep schedule, so I wouldn't know.

No, not even if you blammed it when it was UJ. but I don't know if you can lose points for protecting something that got deleted...

In any case, even if we don't, remember soldiers, to vote what you feel is right. Every flash, regardless of origin, deserves a fair chance; and likewise, every flash you do not approve of deserves a blam, regardless of if it'll pass or not.

Well said.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 19:34:58


At 7/27/06 06:59 PM, SlashFirestormReborn wrote: I have a question. In the obits, many of the Sunshine flashes have been deleted, with passing scores. Has Wade given a reason, or is it just a new unofficial rule that anything they pump out will be deleted regardless of content?

Tom and Jim have updated the system to allow authors to manually remove their own submissions if they meet certain criteria without going through them (Tom and Wade).

Here is the article if you want to read it: Deleting Portal Entries

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 19:52:40


i remember seeing the article, punisher. there were lots of people that were happy but plenty were up in arms over losing reviews and points and the like. i think there was some unnecessary bickering that went with it, but thats beside the point.

do you think that the authors of the sunshine flashes went around removing all their own submissions? seems a little strange to me that they would go to such lengths to submit, what, upwards of 50 or so flashes and then remove them. i cant figure out why they have been deleted. none broke the rules or anything. meh, glad i never wrote any reviews for them.

by the way, apologies for my inactivity here. vacation and computer apathy set in about 2 weeks ago.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 20:11:03


It's possible they removed their earliest sunmissions because they felt they weren't as good as their current submissions (which is a matter of opinion depending on who you ask, I myself am neutral to their submissions). That is one of the many questions that we'll probably have an answer to.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 20:17:11


At 7/27/06 08:11 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: It's possible they removed their earliest sunmissions because they felt they weren't as good as their current submissions (which is a matter of opinion depending on who you ask, I myself am neutral to their submissions).

i guess that is a possibility, but i always thought they were pretty much the same. just me of course. im neutral to them as well. never really cared one way or the other about their stuff like some easily-aggrivated users. hopefully we will see some answers soon.

by the way...sunmissions = best accidentally placed pun / misspelling ever.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 23:02:12


At 7/27/06 06:33 AM, Bahamut- wrote: stuff

well i stopped posting after NG Army departed and doing alot of other things i could be in the quad but i am not maybe i should work on it well i don't really care too much about getting posts but yea i'm just glad to be back on that list again yipee just can't wait for the next update and now it looks like i am graduating HS in dec

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-27 23:31:03


Blams: 4516
Saves: 2709
Total B/P points: 7225
Total B/P points acquired today: 197
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (775 until next grade)

I actually only got 75-80. Christ, I was wrong about a lot of flash :(


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 00:03:13


Daily Report For 7/27/06

Start: 14,845 Blams/7,805 Saves
End: 14,923 Blams/7,843 Saves
Total: 78 Blams/38 Saves (116 Total)

Next Rank: 734 Until Lieutenant General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 00:05:09


Daily Report 7/27:

Start: 23,160 blams. 8,402 saves.
End: 23,221 blams. 8,424 saves.
Overall: 61 blams. 22 saves. (Total: 83)

Total b/p: 31,645.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 00:09:28


End of Day Report for 7-27-06

Blams: 2551
Saves: 1262
Total B/P points: 3813
Total B/P points acquired today: 92
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (187 until next grade)

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 00:41:42


At 7/27/06 11:31 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Blams: 4516
Saves: 2709
Total B/P points: 7225
Total B/P points acquired today: 197
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (775 until next grade)

I actually only got 75-80. Christ, I was wrong about a lot of flash :(

It says that because you didnt make a log for 2 days. So it shows how much BP you did since your last log, 3 days ago, july 25

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 00:50:55


Day's end report:

I got no clue. But I recorded what I had at NG-midnight, so I'll know tomorrow's gain.

I'm also really close to rank-up. ^_^ Brigadier General is awesome, but I crave more power, especially after my long absence. And so many people, like Joker and Ghost Phantom and Afro, all are EGSC's now, and I feel left behind. :'(

Ah, that news post about Clock Day excited me. It'll be my first, and I hope it'll live up to expectations...

But anyway, back to monitering the late-night portal. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

i didn't know we had a female in here! Awesome :-P

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 01:10:08


Ah damnit I just realized I will be at school on Clock Day...lets just hope they upload most of the submissions after 2:50pm ET :'(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 01:14:35


At 7/28/06 01:10 AM, El_Master wrote: Ah damnit I just realized I will be at school on Clock Day...lets just hope they upload most of the submissions after 2:50pm ET :'(

Rofl, same with me :[
But it'll be one of the first days of school, so hopefully there won't be too much HW(even if there is, fuck it, I want my 500+ b/p points) :P


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 02:51:20


Update
Blams:5560
Saves:2725
Total Blam/Protection points:8285
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:71
1215 more points until next upgrade.
Kind of a slow day today. There was a time when noeone submitted anything for awhile. I still got a good amount of points. Also I jumped off the roof of my house into my pool with my phone still in my pocket! My dad is so pissed at me. It hasn't been the best day for me.

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 04:04:25


Coop83 Report 27.07.06-28.07.06
Blams: 9,877 (+44)
Saves: 4,491 (+37)
Total: 14,368 (+81)

I've made good pace these past few days, and I'm oh so close to 10k blams. That will be next week's major goal.


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 07:02:47


ha. Elite guard private 1st class.
not bad for a little over a month.
yesterday i made 60 P/B
the day before i broke my record of 110 and got 131 in 1 day : D
Blames: 1241
Protections: 820
Total: 2061
one day you will all watch flash artists beg for mercy under the wrath of EVER-VIGILANT
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
thanks for listening
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 09:07:55


I have tragic, tragic news.

Not even three days after he returned, Brigadier General Firestorm was killed. Apparently several thousand nerdy females were so excited by his return, that they just...sexicized him to death.

These girls don't exist, but Brigadier General Slash believed it so much that the illusion still killed him. Like some kind of crazy Matrix action. That also explains how he did some of them on the ceiling.

While this is tragic, and maybe just a little pathetic, there is good news. Major General Firestorm will be replacing him, and he is bigger, stronger, and faster than Brigadier General Slash ever was. And besides, none of us really liked the old Slash, anyway.

^_^

:salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-28 09:35:01


At 7/27/06 06:29 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/27/06 Report - As of 0615 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #453 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 4089 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2359 +8 from yesterday
Next Rank: 552 points until Sergeant Major

7/28/06 Report - As of 0815 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #451 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 4095 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2364 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 541 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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