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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 00:05:50


At 3/14/08 11:50 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 3/14/08 11:38 PM, kidd25 wrote: sir! i can hanlde a gun, melee very good and i would to join!
"That Video Is Not Available In Your Country"....?

Umm.... what country are you from?

ehm... ok..... but.. you can't enter the EGB civilian..
to do that you need at least a Rank of Elite Guard Private (2500+ Blam & Protect points)

if you get 400+ BlamProtect points you can enter the NGPD (NewGrounds Police Departament)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 00:11:37


At 3/14/08 11:50 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 3/14/08 11:38 PM, kidd25 wrote: sir! i can hanlde a gun, melee very good and i would to join!
"That Video Is Not Available In Your Country"....?

Umm.... what country are you from?

My friend told me that it works if your a U.S citizen and told me that its a linkin park video....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 00:16:24


yes sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 00:47:54


At 3/15/08 12:16 AM, kidd25 wrote: yes sir!

Fuck, the unrelated link thing is really annoying.

To answer your original question, no you can't join. Yet. This club is based around Blam/Protect levels. You need to be a minimum of Elite Guard Private (2,500 total points). Currently, you have 21, so you have a while to go.

Once you reach the police ranks, you can join the NGPD.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 01:16:05


At 3/15/08 12:16 AM, kidd25 wrote: yes sir!

gtfo... useless link to a shity video of a shitting song...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 01:36:03


At 3/15/08 01:31 AM, samsam72 wrote: WOW 300,000+ views and 26,000+ posyts well done eagle rock on creating a really big piece of spam tasking up aprrox 10gig on the net

well... they are not 10 gig you idiot...
& no... is not spam... you should read a few some pages...
so.. now do me a favor... & don't post here again


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 02:08:56


Don't respond to spammers. If he posts here again, he'll be dealt with.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 11:52:23


At 3/15/08 02:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Don't respond to spammers. If he posts here again, he'll be dealt with.

Amen to that. Helps to have some friendly Mods around who are actually effective for a change :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 11:54:12


At 3/15/08 02:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Don't respond to spammers. If he posts here again, he'll be dealt with.

I've already had to report that idiot once to a mod - I don't know if any action was taken, but last time he was spamming up the Wi/Ht? forums.

How is everybody?

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 12:26:44


At 3/15/08 11:52 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 3/15/08 02:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Don't respond to spammers. If he posts here again, he'll be dealt with.
Amen to that. Helps to have some friendly Mods around who are actually effective for a change :)

I actually told a mod (Im not telling you, hehe...) about SamSam72 because he spammed here and in a few other places that i post in. He also made an insult towards me. I checked out his posts and a lot of them involve "$%$^%#&&", whatever that means. Anyways, he got what he deserved and thats what matters.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 12:27:09


At 11/29/05 04:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/29/05 03:47 PM, major_punk wrote: Elite Guard Master Sergeant, Sir Requesting permission
As a superior officer, permission is not needed from me, sir!

Good to have you here, sir!

sir,does that mean im presadent?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 13:09:36


At 3/15/08 02:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Don't respond to spammers. If he posts here again, he'll be dealt with.

yep... I know... sorry...
I really got mad... I have been a little mad the last days.. & I couldn't resist to say my opinion to him...
btw... that guy was spamming all over the BBS

At 3/15/08 11:54 AM, NEVR wrote: I've already had to report that idiot once to a mod - I don't know if any action was taken, but last time he was spamming up the Wi/Ht? forums.

which mod did you ask to?..
I think I'm going to ask him/her to delete my post... =D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 13:15:06


At 3/15/08 01:09 PM, aldlv wrote: yep... I know... sorry...
I really got mad... I have been a little mad the last days.. & I couldn't resist to say my opinion to him...
btw... that guy was spamming all over the BBS

I know, but sometimes you just have to leave it and just report it to a mod, which is just as satisfying if it leads to them being banned. If you really feel the need to voice your opinion to them, copy & paste the quote into a PM and do it that way. It's better than potentially instigating flame wars on the BBS.

which mod did you ask to?..
I think I'm going to ask him/her to delete my post... =D

I wouldn't bother asking mods to delete your posts - they don't normally do it on request. It's the same principle as review mods not deleting reviews on request. If you make a post/review you don't like, you normally just have to live with it, I'm afraid.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 15:19:41


At 3/11/08 08:42 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, March 11th 2008

Hey better late than never right? Thanks for the update it looks great.

Promotions

Shanus: Brigadier General
NEVR: Major
aldlv: Lieutenant
lilhunter03: Lieutenant
PossiblePancakes: Master Sergeant
AnalPenguinFarming: Staff Sergeant
NintendoMadness: Private First Class

Congrats on your promotions.

Top 5 Gainers:

Congrats.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: NEVR (5), lilhunter03 (5), pwroftheseagoat (4).

Gratz.

Random word: Fortuitous

No.## || [Total B/P points] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Gain rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]

01 || [ 60793 ] || [ 0276 ] || [ 19.7 ] || [ +05.0 ] || X-Naut, Sup. Commander
02 || [ 58444 ] || [ 0088 ] || [ 06.3 ] || [ +02.4 ] || Phantom, Sup. Commander
03 || [ 52978 ] || [ 0687 ] || [ 49.1 ] || [ -06.9 ] || Seamonky, Sup. Commander
04 || [ 51830 ] || [ 0077 ] || [ 05.5 ] || [ +02.5 ] || Major-punk, Sup. Commander
05 || [ 43498 ] || [ 0422 ] || [ 30.1 ] || [ -08.6 ] || Sentio, Sup. Commander
06 || [ 38478 ] || [ 0972 ] || [ 59.3 ] || [ +10.1 ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
07 || [ 37092 ] || [ 0605 ] || [ 43.2 ] || [ +06.6 ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander

A pretty average week for me. Coop I think you'll be pleased to know that my average is about to take a severe fall. My wife got a job and is no longer able to cover for me while I'm at work. It'll be interesting to see how much she really helps out though. It's too bad I can't bp from work. It'd make the time pass quicker and I might actually enjoy work if I could bp there. Maybe I should submit a formal request to unblock newgrounds under some kind of productivity boost bs.

As for the Sk8erGirl14 R3dF0x thing I'd have to agree with a lot of what Sentio posted. Obviously I myself share my account with my wife. I really don't see any problem with that and if any does that's just a matter of personal opinion. There are no rules that are against sharing accounts so I see nothing wrong with the name change. But I do agree that this person didn't earn the majority of stats. That would be like my wife taking sole possesion of this account and acting like she earned all the points when in reality it's only a fraction of the whole.

Should we let her join the EGB? Well I don't know. Are they a good poster? Are they generally liked by the club? These are the more important questions I think would have to be answered. Of course this is all hypothetically if she asked to join, but at least it gave me something to write about.

Also congrats to Joshiwa on making EG Colonel.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 15:29:43


On a side note, I got drunk as hell last night. peach absolut... and I HATE the taste of peach.

Those of you who know how nasty yer mouth tastes the morning after can only imagine the lulz I got when I woke up with peach flavored morning breath.

I think Im gonna puke, and not because Im hung over, but because I fucking HATE peach.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 16:27:49


Hey everybody long time no see. Mainly because i got really bored of the internet and my computer all together. But im back so how is everybody?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 19:32:58


I went on newgrounds log i seem to be closer to next basdge only 273 points to next level. If you If you deposited every day, you would have 14870 EXP and you would be Level 37. Is this true or not i only loooged 31 times.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 19:41:20


Note to Sterockicy & NEVR:

Looking again at rosters today, I noticed Casualty isn't there, and he began posting here again a few days ago, so you might consider putting him again on the rosters.
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As for the Sk8erGirl14/R3dF0x topic, if she wanted to join the Barracks my vote would be a NO, because she didn't earn any of her stats. However, I doubt she'll join here.
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Also, check out this movie from Goat-Man:

Goat Trip

He's hoping to get Review Crew Pick or Underdog of the Week, so if you want to help him, leave a review there. I bet you'll like i!
NOTE: This has been requested in the Review Request Club, so if you're a member there, put "Review Request Club" at the bottom.

Back to the Flash Portal!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 21:22:49


At 3/15/08 07:41 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Note to Sterockicy & NEVR:

Looking again at rosters today, I noticed Casualty isn't there, and he began posting here again a few days ago, so you might consider putting him again on the rosters.

Okey dokey, I'll keep it in mind. I know that Peregrinus needs to be added on to the next roster also, but I didn't pull his stats last week so he'll appear as 'New', I'm afraid.

I'll speak to Stero and find out if he's sorted his technical difficulties. If he has, he'll likely be doing Tuesday's update. If he hasn't, it's more likely I'll be doing it.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 21:29:18


At 3/15/08 09:22 PM, NEVR wrote: Okey dokey, I'll keep it in mind. I know that Peregrinus needs to be added on to the next roster also, but I didn't pull his stats last week so he'll appear as 'New', I'm afraid.

Tcha. If i can avoid that with a screenshot of NG Log...

...If not, whatever. I hope to hit Master Sergeant early this new week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 21:37:25


At 3/15/08 09:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/15/08 09:22 PM, NEVR wrote: Okey dokey, I'll keep it in mind. I know that Peregrinus needs to be added on to the next roster also, but I didn't pull his stats last week so he'll appear as 'New', I'm afraid.
Tcha. If i can avoid that with a screenshot of NG Log...

...If not, whatever. I hope to hit Master Sergeant early this new week.

oohhh... pretty nice...
that was a nice idea
I'm sure nevr can do it with that... XD
& yep... casualty is back
so is going to be a very different roster...

well back to the (slow) portal
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 22:58:19


At 3/15/08 09:37 PM, aldlv wrote: & yep... casualty is back
so is going to be a very different roster...

A very good roster. Now, most of the old members are back, so the club will be pretty good now. Not that it was bad with the current roster, but those guys that came back were pretty damn good members.

well back to the (slow) portal
*salute*

Fuck that, I've got to find an intriguing ending for Chapter 1 of What to do When You're Dead so I can post it and start on Chapter 2

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 23:26:13


At 3/15/08 09:22 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/15/08 07:41 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Note to Sterockicy & NEVR:

Looking again at rosters today, I noticed Casualty isn't there, and he began posting here again a few days ago, so you might consider putting him again on the rosters.
I'll speak to Stero and find out if he's sorted his technical difficulties. If he has, he'll likely be doing Tuesday's update. If he hasn't, it's more likely I'll be doing it.

OK, just remember to add both Casualty and Peregrinus. But... what was his problem with the rosters? I forgot it...

At 3/15/08 09:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
...I hope to hit Master Sergeant early this new week.

So do I. I'm about 260 B/P away from it, so I think I'll become a Master Sergeant in three days or so.

At 3/15/08 09:37 PM, aldlv wrote: & yep... casualty is back
so is going to be a very different roster...

It will, he's a great user and he's very respected for creating NG Log.

well back to the (slow) portal

Not very slow, I'd consider it DEFCON 4. But pay attention, there are some bad movies being submitted lately so if you like Blams go to the Portal now. And quick, I doubt some of them won't pass the 50 votes line.
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Once again I'm being completely off topic (sorry) but I have to point something very cool (for me, at least):

In one hour the Formula 1 season will start. It'll be 1:30 AM here, but I'll try to stay awake to watch it because I like watching F1 races. And Sterockicy will have an advantage, because the race is in Australia. I think Kimi Raikkonen will win this season again, despite his 15th place in the grid start.

So, who do you think will win this F1 season?

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 23:40:42


Sir i found this on rage topic though i would post it here really hateful flash http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 0305


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-15 23:45:18


Found another hateful flash towards the kittykrew flag it http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 0314


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-16 01:30:21


talking about Sk8erGirl14...
I really got scared when I saw this...
http://nglog.denvish.net/rankings.php?ty pe=bpperday
then I re-read the entire conversation you had... (and this time... I understand it well)

so... I agree... she shouldn't be allowed to enter...
but... I also think she won't asked (specially if she read this two pages about her)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-16 07:45:44


cool... 500 even on my b/p rank.

Shut up, I like when stuff is even. lol.

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-16 13:46:36


At 3/15/08 11:45 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Found another hateful flash towards the kittykrew flag it http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 0314

Hateful tends to apply towards things a LOT more offensive than that. Unless that's been fileswapped since you pasted that, that ain't nothing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-16 13:53:32


At 3/15/08 11:45 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Found another hateful flash towards the kittykrew flag it http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 0314

Actually, that was made by a KK member, about a thread in General where someone was complaining about the KK. It's really just a joke.

Sorry I haven't been around lately... I've just not been active enough in the Portal to get points or to catch stolen/malicious/pornographic/hateful Flash and post them here. I've been more active on the BBS, mostly in General, for a contest in the Department of Defense. I'll be getting back to the Portal starting (hopefully) tomorrow, though, so I might be back here more often soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-16 16:08:41


At 3/15/08 09:29 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Tcha. If i can avoid that with a screenshot of NG Log...

Possibly... technical details may arise though, such as the fact that your screenshot was taken towards the end of the day, and I did the stat pull for the roster at around 7am or so, which means you'll have effectively lost a day of B/P by the next roster. If you're OK with that, I'll work off the stats from your screenshot.

If Stero is doing the update, though, he might prefer to just put you as 'new', but I'll convey this conversation to him so he can make a decision. I still haven't heard back from him about whether or not he's able to do the roster this week, so I'll let you know when I know.


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