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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 13:34:58


Well, I'm actually getting a little B/P done for once. Not a ton, but a little.

I have noticed one thing for certain. there is a LOT of shit in the portal. A LOT. And way too much passes.

NG has no standards any more, I swear. It's just 0'2 and 5's being handed out in the portal, it seams. How else can utter shit get a 2.50 coming out of the portal?

At 3/8/08 01:29 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:27 PM, RSQViper wrote: I did and did it again just now. Same thing.

I have no idea what's going on.
That's odd, clearing your cache should solve it instantly...

It haunts me...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 13:38:30


At 3/8/08 01:34 PM, RSQViper wrote: I have noticed one thing for certain. there is a LOT of shit in the portal. A LOT. And way too much passes.

I've given a LOT of 0's out today. Hopefully it'll make some difference, what with my sexy 9.26 voting power.

NG has no standards any more, I swear. It's just 0'2 and 5's being handed out in the portal, it seams. How else can utter shit get a 2.50 coming out of the portal?

Nah, some of us have standards, it's just this save-whoring culture which has sprung up. I don't know how it came about, either, because it used to be that the portal was slightly harsh to UJ submissions, and I remember back in the day my blams were way higher than my saves.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 13:42:42


At 3/8/08 01:34 PM, RSQViper wrote: NG has no standards any more, I swear. It's just 0'2 and 5's being handed out in the portal, it seams. How else can utter shit get a 2.50 coming out of the portal?

I've been saying this for the longest time. The administration is aware of this, but something needs to be done to fix the broken system.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 13:47:16


At 3/8/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote: Nah, some of us have standards, it's just this save-whoring culture which has sprung up. I don't know how it came about, either,

I do. Clock Day last year. Ever since that day saves have started to outweigh the blams.

because it used to be that the portal was slightly harsh to UJ submissions, and I remember back in the day my blams were way higher than my saves.

I refer to that time as "the good ol' days."

Those were the days where daily there were more blams than saves. I had a 3:1 ratio blams:saves.

Hell, I'm still tough on voting and STILL my saves passed my blams. A thing i never thought I'd see.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 13:59:32


At 3/8/08 01:17 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:01 PM, aldlv wrote:
I did. A bunch of times.

In fact, it still says "TO BLAM AND PROTECT!" Elite Guard Praporshchik aldlv

Hmmm.....

ohh...
errr...
sorry... my mistake... I thought you were talking about the image...
SORRY...

XP

yep... I just update it now...

At 3/8/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:34 PM, RSQViper wrote: I have noticed one thing for certain. there is a LOT of shit in the portal. A LOT. And way too much passes.
I've given a LOT of 0's out today. Hopefully it'll make some difference, what with my sexy 9.26 voting power.

I just have a 7.71...
:'(

At 3/8/08 01:47 PM, RSQViper wrote:
because it used to be that the portal was slightly harsh to UJ submissions, and I remember back in the day my blams were way higher than my saves.
I refer to that time as "the good ol' days."

I never knew those days...
I'm too new...
I should start my NG gold accout the first time I heard from NG
like 2 years ago...
but... I just... didn't thought about it


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 14:20:19


At 3/8/08 01:59 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/8/08 01:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: In fact, it still says "TO BLAM AND PROTECT!" Elite Guard Praporshchik aldlv

Hmmm.....
ohh...
errr...
sorry... my mistake... I thought you were talking about the image...
SORRY...
yep... I just update it now...

OH! So, I'm NOT crazy! Nice to know.

I was beginning to wonder wtf was going on and NEVR told me HE saw it so I really thought there was an issue.

So it was all YOU! YOU are to blame!

Nice to know. =)

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just have a 7.71...
'(

That's not bad, though. I've got a 6.66 with the 28% it gives me a 8.53. Not too shabby. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 14:40:17


At 3/8/08 02:20 PM, RSQViper wrote: That's not bad, though. I've got a 6.66 with the 28% it gives me a 8.53. Not too shabby. =)

You base VP is one less than my full VP. :*(

At 3/8/08 01:38 PM, NEVR wrote: Nah, some of us have standards, it's just this save-whoring culture which has sprung up.

Mass voting. >:(

I don't know how it came about, either, because it used to be that the portal was slightly harsh to UJ submissions, and I remember back in the day my blams were way higher than my saves.

I wish I was back in them days, so many blams. :3
I think it came around on Clock Day 07. Alot of people where letting them pass because it was a day that everyone was welcome but then it seemed to carry on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 14:53:09


The problem with last year's Clock Day wasn't that normally unpassable stuff was passing---let's face it, that's what every Clock Day is about, and normally we all enjoy it---it was that utter SHIT was passing.

One-framers were passing with scores over 3.50. Malicious stuff was passing because nobody was actually watching it. People were using alts to bypass the Portal limit (Fleek submitted over 100 flashes on CD '07). It was fail.

And I guess we had too many newbie morons that didn't understand that once Clock Day is over, the "fifen fucking everything" is over.

My advice on Clock Day '08 (a little fucking early, but whatever):

Pick a UJ flash and click on it. Watch it completely vote, like normal. Then +1 the submission URL to get to the next flash. If the next flash has already passed/been blammed, move on to the next.

Don't worry about missing many flashes; the Portal moves like lightning on Clock Day, but after the first burst of flashes pass, the actual pass rate becomes slow as molasses. Many CD flashes are actually under judgment for hours. By simply taking flashes one at a time, using the submission URL instead of going back to the Portal and trying to find where you left off (or panicking when you realize that you've already been swept from the recent 50), you will handle the flood methodically.

If you see stolen flash, whistle and report it here, the NGPD, the abusive review thread, and the DoD. If it passes, don't worry; after Clock Day is done, a massive PM will be sent to Wade with any and all stolen flashes.

If you see any obvious alt-spam, like Fleek's 'extended family' last year, post it in the appropriate thread of the EGB forums/website (if we have one by then), and it'll be investigated.

It's okay to be more lenient on Clock Day, but you should still try to blam the shittiest of the shit---one framers and the like. They'll still probably pass, but you can afford to miss some points. I mean, even an honest voter with a bit of lenience will still get HUNDREDS of points on Clock Day, and if you only get 300 points into of 600, so what? You're still closer to EGSC and you didn't lose your e-integrity.

Yep.


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:01:30


HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE! Look at all those SSBB submissions! Why is there a sudden flood of them? A spam wave ro are they decent.... only one way to find out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:02:59


Speaking of Clock Day, I think today is going to go down as Camel Day or something. There is a flood of camel themed movies in the Portal. Portal Guard is going off every 15 seconds.

I think the Defcon level needs to be raised.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:06:17


At 3/8/08 03:02 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Speaking of Clock Day, I think today is going to go down as Camel Day or something. There is a flood of camel themed movies in the Portal. Portal Guard is going off every 15 seconds.

I think the Defcon level needs to be raised.

*Whacks alarm button and dumps a crate of Blamunition on the floor*

Action stations, soilders! We have a full scale alert, this is not a drill!

Hit the portal, double time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:09:50


At 3/8/08 03:06 PM, Coop83 wrote: *Whacks alarm button and dumps a crate of Blamunition on the floor*

Action stations, soilders! We have a full scale alert, this is not a drill!

Hit the portal, double time!

Not to question your authority sir, it might not all be bad!

Also I just had a deja vu. I swear I've seen Coop say that before, when I first looked in this club. That happens to me alot.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:11:02


Oh crap, the Portal is flooded with those SSBB submissions! DEFCON level 1! (right?)

What's up with them?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:13:46


At 3/8/08 03:11 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Oh crap, the Portal is flooded with those SSBB submissions! DEFCON level 1! (right?)

What's up with them?

The only abbreiviation I can think of that matches with SSBB is Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Yeah! DEFCON 1! Go go go!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:18:56


At 3/8/08 03:13 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: The only abbreiviation I can think of that matches with SSBB is Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Yeah! DEFCON 1! Go go go!

The spam is in correlation with the Super Smash Brothers Brawl release. Most of the stuff that I have seen today have fallen on my Blam radar; in my eyes they don't deserve to pass.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:19:24


Yes, it's DEFCON 1, at least for now.

Don't just blindly blam; there's some good ones, there's some bad ones.

I liked this one.


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:33:17


I hate this SSBB day here...

This movie crashes your system, flag it as malicious!

Beware, more of them might come.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:37:14


At 3/8/08 03:33 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I hate this SSBB day here...

SSBB day is tomorrow to begin with.....

I wonder what came over them to submit loads of SSBB flash movies?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:42:33


At 3/8/08 03:37 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
I wonder what came over them to submit loads of SSBB flash movies?

I have no idea, but malicious/unsuitable flashes keep coming.

This movie is a real porn video.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9120

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:43:41


How the hell are all these crap flash passing? One of them crashed my browser too.

A little meatspin to flag here.

I think we're on the losing side here. My 11.25 vp means squat.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:49:23


Moreporn to flag.

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Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:58:17


most of them are passing...
but I'm glad that the ones that deserve to be flagged are getting flagged...

until now... there are 47 Camel submissions...
but there are no camel submission blamed yet...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 15:59:45


At 3/8/08 03:58 PM, aldlv wrote: but there are no camel submission blamed yet...

Pretty sure I saw one hit the red...


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 16:06:25


At 3/8/08 03:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/8/08 03:58 PM, aldlv wrote: but there are no camel submission blamed yet...
Pretty sure I saw one hit the red...

really?... well... maybe it was still saved.. of it was flagged...
because the obituaries don't have one yet...

btw... now and on... I hate camels...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 16:13:37


they all are gone now...

wow...
it was Wade.. right??... thanx Wade
or anyone that do it...

btw... I got some extra blams because of that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 16:13:38


LOL

Check the obits.

Justice DOES prevail in the end, soldiers. :-D


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 16:17:36


At 3/8/08 04:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: LOL

Check the obits.

Justice DOES prevail in the end, soldiers. :-D

Well I didn't 0 them all because some were pretty decent.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-08 16:19:41


At 3/8/08 04:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Justice DOES prevail in the end, soldiers. :-D

Yes it does.

The only issue with that I have is that the sum of Blam points received so far for those offending flash was 6.

Seriously, I voted to blam around 40 of them :(


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