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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 18:52:32


At 2/26/08 06:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/26/08 05:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I got a stolen flash that passed judgement sir to report this is stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7307 from herehttp://www.bowlersparadise.com/games /bowling/ but it passed judgement he may have some more help!.
If a flash has passed judgment, you should PM Wade about it.

From my personal experience, you should include:

1. Informative subject line; "Stolen flash passed judgment" or something.
2. Links to the stolen flash and the author

3. Link to the original
4. Any other pertinent info---for example, if the author has any other flagged flash.
Don't be disheartened if he doesn't respond---he rarely does. But he does usually take care of it, although it can sometimes take a while. Wade is a very busy man.

Thanks i will


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 19:43:11


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7343
Streams from http://www.sillygolf.net
Since that isn't the author's e-mail domain, I do believe this game is stolen!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:19:19


At 2/26/08 07:43 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7343
Streams from http://www.sillygolf.net
Since that isn't the author's e-mail domain, I do believe this game is stolen!

Passed. It does look suspicious, so if anyone wants to research it further, they can contact Wade about it.

Also, the discussion period on Joshiwa has ended, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome, Major!


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:21:21


At 2/26/08 09:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Also, the discussion period on Joshiwa has ended, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome, Major!

Welcome to the Elite Guards Major!
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:27:17


At 2/26/08 09:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Also, the discussion period on Joshiwa has ended, and he has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome, Major!
At 2/26/08 09:21 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
Welcome to the Elite Guards Major!
*Salutes*

Thanks guys, I can't wait to be of help to you guys!

* salutes*


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:35:38


At 2/26/08 09:27 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Thanks guys, I can't wait to be of help to you guys!

Welcome, Major. You're actually the only Major currently in the EGB - at least for the next few days ;)

* salutes*

:::Salutes:::

By the way, I thought this was secksy and that I should share it with you all:

Weekly: 300 B/P Points since last Saturday (02/23/08). Pace of 100 B/P per day.

Averaging 100 per day, oh yeah.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:42:29


At 2/26/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote:
By the way, I thought this was secksy and that I should share it with you all:

Weekly: 300 B/P Points since last Saturday (02/23/08). Pace of 100 B/P per day.

Averaging 100 per day, oh yeah.

Hahahahaha, geeez man thats impressive. You are out pacing me at the moment, I'm only at 95 a day :( But hey that just motivates me to B/P even more, the race is on!!!


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:48:15


At 2/26/08 09:42 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahahahaha, geeez man thats impressive. You are out pacing me at the moment, I'm only at 95 a day :( But hey that just motivates me to B/P even more, the race is on!!!

Who was the one person, besides Slash, that could pull in almost every point a day?

It was a few months ago when we had Portal Guard to use, I remember the name started with a "P".

Anyone know if that program is ever gonna to be pixed to use now or is it already? Last time I tried it said it couldn't pull the information and then close down. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:55:26


Well, I'm back from the National Youth Leadership Forum, and let me tell you, it was probably the most amazing experience I have ever had. The friends I made, and the things I did, I'll keep with me forever.

The only problem is, is that I left my carry-on on a taxi from the hotel to the train station, leaving behind all of my homework, various items I brought along, and all of the contact information that I received from those people. And that info hurts the most to lose; I don't care about my phone chargers, homework, glasses or even my passport. I met some great people down there, and made some great friends, and now I have no way to keep in touch with them.

But other than that, it was great. I'll be finishing up my news post about it soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 21:58:38


At 2/26/08 09:42 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahahahaha, geeez man thats impressive. You are out pacing me at the moment, I'm only at 95 a day :( But hey that just motivates me to B/P even more, the race is on!!!

Huzzah! Maybe this week will be that one elusive week that I finally manage to outpace you?

At 2/26/08 09:48 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Anyone know if that program is ever gonna to be pixed to use now or is it already? Last time I tried it said it couldn't pull the information and then close down. :/

You're using the Redesign version, right? If you are and it still isn't working, I'd advise you to leave a post in this thread, or PM Casualty.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 22:18:50


Guys, we've got a stolen submission!
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7370
Original: http://www.playgamesclub.com/online-game s/action-online-games/planet-defender.ht ml
Flag! Get this breach of NG rules and international copyright law off our site!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 22:20:40


Flagged!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-26 22:46:00


At 2/26/08 10:18 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7370
Original: http://www.playgamesclub.com/online-game s/action-online-games/planet-defender.ht ml

Guys, please disregard that one... Stop flagging. It's not stolen, or so review mod Malachy says. I'm really having an off night tonight, 0 for 2. If it doesn't go up for review, no points are lost. I'm just sorry to anyone who misflagged, and even more to the author (though he's unlikely to read this).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 05:20:05


At 2/26/08 10:46 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Guys, please disregard that one... Stop flagging. It's not stolen, or so review mod Malachy says. I'm really having an off night tonight, 0 for 2. If it doesn't go up for review, no points are lost. I'm just sorry to anyone who misflagged, and even more to the author (though he's unlikely to read this).

It's alright, we all make mistakes. Just try to be more careful in the future.

Remember that we should only whistle if we're sure about it being stolen beyond a reasonable doubt. It's okay if our hesitation leads to something passing---if we find evidence of it being stolen, we can always PM Wade later and get it taken down.

Anyways, soldiers, Slash is bored (total DEFCON 5 in the Portal right now), so I've set myself on a little challenge.

A...CHIP'S CHALLENGE! :-D


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 11:40:58


At 2/26/08 06:38 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Yeah, but you could have continued it. Now there`s no need to since we have our forums. =)

True, I've always supported that the NG forums are sufficient for what we do.

Automated list updates? That's a pretty interesting idea. But I like more the manual rosters by Sterockicy, nostalgie maybye.

I've always preferred manual lists over automatic ones, even though I made tons of scripts to update all of the lists here on NG =P

You should consider putting BlueHippo and Casuality back on the roster. BlueHippo posted here quite a while ago, talking about the KK (I believe) and Casuality, well, I'm quoting him now.

I laughed when I looked at the roster and that I saw I had been removed. I must say I deserved it anyway. I've barely been getting B/P points last months (like 5 a day) and I didn't post here at all. I can't guarantee that I'll keep posting here, or that I'll start B/Ping again once. You can add me if you want, I don't care much.

Also, they're nice members. BlueHippo is a moderator and Casuality created NG Log. And the Portal Guard (I'm loving it!).

Uhh, you're welcome =]

Olskool *salute*


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 14:18:33


At 2/27/08 05:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Anyways, soldiers, Slash is bored (total DEFCON 5 in the Portal right now), so I've set myself on a little challenge.

It's been DEFCON 5 all day. Nothing going on whatsoever. I was hoping to pull in another 90-100 B/P today, but I doubt it will happen with the current speed of the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 14:49:15


At 2/27/08 02:18 PM, NEVR wrote:
It's been DEFCON 5 all day. Nothing going on whatsoever. I was hoping to pull in another 90-100 B/P today, but I doubt it will happen with the current speed of the portal.

Well I figured up both of our B/P paces and the good thing from the portal being slow is that I had actually caught up to you last night and we are at exactly the same pace this week so far.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 15:00:37


At 2/26/08 09:48 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Anyone know if that program is ever gonna to be pixed to use now or is it already? Last time I tried it said it couldn't pull the information and then close down. :/

I use it all the time. Make sure you got all the latest versions of stuff.

At 2/26/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Averaging 100 per day, oh yeah.

Fuck. Ing. Hell.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 15:46:58


At 2/27/08 02:18 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/27/08 05:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Anyways, soldiers, Slash is bored (total DEFCON 5 in the Portal right now), so I've set myself on a little challenge.
It's been DEFCON 5 all day. Nothing going on whatsoever. I was hoping to pull in another 90-100 B/P today, but I doubt it will happen with the current speed of the portal.

Although the Flash Portal is getting more active right now. There are about 10 submissions Under Judgement, so I'm raising (lowering?) the level from DEFCOM 5 to DEFCOM 4.

So far I've managed to get about 30 B/P, thanks to Portal Guard. Why haven't I downloaded it before, damnit!? I'm trying to maintain a distance from AnalPenguinFarming, since he got more B/P than I did last roster update. And I'm also trying to pass PossiblePancakes. If I pass him, it'll be glorious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 15:54:26


At 2/27/08 02:49 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Well I figured up both of our B/P paces and the good thing from the portal being slow is that I had actually caught up to you last night and we are at exactly the same pace this week so far.

Ahh cocknobs. JUST LET ME BEAT YOU THIS ONE WEEK!!!

At 2/27/08 03:00 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:
At 2/26/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Averaging 100 per day, oh yeah.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.

It's down to 87 per day now, due to the portal being crap. Hopefully I'll be able to pull it up to at least 95 per day by the end of today. If I pull it back up to 100 I'll be mega impressed with myself.

At 2/27/08 03:46 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Although the Flash Portal is getting more active right now. There are about 10 submissions Under Judgement, so I'm raising (lowering?) the level from DEFCOM 5 to DEFCOM 4.

I thought only Slash or the other barracks officers could raise or lower the DEFCON level?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 16:22:21


At 2/27/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/27/08 03:00 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:
At 2/26/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Averaging 100 per day, oh yeah.
Fuck. Ing. Hell.
It's down to 87 per day now, due to the portal being crap. Hopefully I'll be able to pull it up to at least 95 per day by the end of today. If I pull it back up to 100 I'll be mega impressed with myself.

What time do you start B/Ping daily? Because I can't see how you can get 100.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 16:45:11


At 2/27/08 04:22 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: What time do you start B/Ping daily? Because I can't see how you can get 100.

Normally after lunch or so. I'm usually out and about, so I often miss a few during the day. In the evening though, I can pretty much just sit down and use the internet for a few hours at a time, and that's when most of the stuff starts coming through the portal anyway.

Besides, it's pretty rare for me to get over 100 in a day. The last few days have just been kind to me I guess.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 16:49:50


At 2/27/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Normally after lunch or so. I'm usually out and about, so I often miss a few during the day. In the evening though, I can pretty much just sit down and use the internet for a few hours at a time, and that's when most of the stuff starts coming through the portal anyway.

I normally get on around 4ish so I guess that's the why I only get a tiny ammount.

Besides, it's pretty rare for me to get over 100 in a day. The last few days have just been kind to me I guess.

And busy. ^^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 19:11:48


At 2/27/08 04:49 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:
At 2/27/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Normally after lunch or so. I'm usually out and about, so I often miss a few during the day. In the evening though, I can pretty much just sit down and use the internet for a few hours at a time, and that's when most of the stuff starts coming through the portal anyway.
I normally get on around 4ish so I guess that's the why I only get a tiny ammount.

I get on at 3:30 myself, but have to take a break from 4:00 to 7:00 or so. I go from &:00 to midnight some nights, longer on weekends. That's the only time I can do more than 40, 50 B/P per night, the weekends (I got Safety Patrol on a Friday night, and by Sunday was Portal Security, if I remember correctly)


Besides, it's pretty rare for me to get over 100 in a day. The last few days have just been kind to me I guess.
And busy. ^^

It's good when the Portal's busy. That's when the NGDD, the EGB, and the NGPD seem most active. And when I least need to go to General due to lack of activity anywhere else. Not that there's problems with everyone on General, but people can be so stupid there!

By the way, remember a few nights ago when Error submitted that "Scientology Unmasked" thing that showed Tom Cruise yanking off a penis? Twice? Well... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7496 Resubmitted under the account Err0r. Would that be a malicious resubmit of a Blammed movie?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 20:09:11


At 2/27/08 03:54 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/27/08 03:46 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Although the Flash Portal is getting more active right now. There are about 10 submissions Under Judgement, so I'm raising (lowering?) the level from DEFCOM 5 to DEFCOM 4.
I thought only Slash or the other barracks officers could raise or lower the DEFCON level?

Yeah, you're right. I didn't pay attention when Slash wrote "all officers", I read it quickily. Sorry.

But I think the other members that aren't officers should also be able to change the DEFCOM level. My idea is: if a certain ammount of members agree that we should change the DEFCOM level, it would be cahnged. I would base the ammount of members that need to "vote" to change it with their respective B/P ranks. A lower rank would mean a lower inffluence on the vote, just like the NG voting system.

Although, I doubt if that idea will work. It's just an idea, see if you like it or not.

At 2/27/08 04:49 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:
At 2/27/08 04:45 PM, NEVR wrote: Normally after lunch or so. I'm usually out and about, so I often miss a few during the day. In the evening though, I can pretty much just sit down and use the internet for a few hours at a time, and that's when most of the stuff starts coming through the portal anyway.
I normally get on around 4ish so I guess that's the why I only get a tiny ammount.

I get here about 2:00 PM local time (GMT -3 hours), which would be mid-day in "Newgrounds time". I also try to get here into the night time, when the Flash Portal is more active. So far i think I got around 50 B/P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 20:52:41


At 2/26/08 02:12 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 26, 2008

thanx stero
it looks awesome, sir

*not soldier speech* I love it... <3

btw... what do you want for the EGB slogan???
what is your idea?... =D

At 2/26/08 03:57 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
>>>Rank || [Total B/P points] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Gain rise/drop] || [Name]
>>> 23 || [ 11915 ] || [ 245 ] || [ 35.0 ] || [ 22.4- ] || aldlv
>>> 24 || [ 11684 ] || [ 497 ] || [ 71.0 ] || [ 10.2- ] || lilhunter03
See you managed to stay ahead for at least this update.

wow... almost... you just need like 200 points now...
nice job (future sir... )
*salute*

if you don't pass me the next update... I will be very disappointed of you soldier, haha
At 2/26/08 02:37 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: -----------
Hey, has anyone noticed this site here? It says it's an Elite Guard Barracks site, but it's last update was in 2005. Who created it? Who owns it? Where did it came from?

the old site?...
I found it the first 3 day on the EGB.. XD (or the first 3 hours... not sure)... XD

At 2/26/08 09:42 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 2/26/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote:
By the way, I thought this was secksy and that I should share it with you all...
Hahahahaha, geeez man thats impressive. You are out pacing me at the moment, I'm only at 95 a day :( But hey that just motivates me to B/P even more, the race is on!!!

ohh... NEVR has some competence...
finally you found someone that will be a nice challenge

to new members... SoulMaster71 & Joshiwa

welcome sir (to Joshiwa)
& welcome Guardsmen (to SoulMaster71... btw... I named your rank... lol)

well... I think is everything I need to post...
Praporshchik aldlv reporting
*salute*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 22:11:55


At 2/27/08 07:11 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I get on at 3:30 myself, but have to take a break from 4:00 to 7:00 or so. I go from &:00 to midnight some nights, longer on weekends. That's the only time I can do more than 40, 50 B/P per night, the weekends (I got Safety Patrol on a Friday night, and by Sunday was Portal Security, if I remember correctly)

Well, I don't know how or why I did this, but hey:

Weekly: 400 B/P Points since last Saturday (02/23/08). Pace of 100 B/P per day.

Still going at 100 per day average.

At 2/27/08 08:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
I thought only Slash or the other barracks officers could raise or lower the DEFCON level?
Yeah, you're right. I didn't pay attention when Slash wrote "all officers", I read it quickily. Sorry.

No need to apologise dude, shit happens. :)

But I think the other members that aren't officers should also be able to change the DEFCOM level.

Is it DEFCON, or DEFCOM? I'm confused.

My idea is: if a certain ammount of members agree that we should change the DEFCOM level, it would be cahnged. I would base the ammount of members that need to "vote" to change it with their respective B/P ranks. A lower rank would mean a lower inffluence on the vote, just like the NG voting system.

Although, I doubt if that idea will work. It's just an idea, see if you like it or not.

In theory I like it, as it serves a more democratic running of the Barracks, but in practice I don't think it would work, as not enough members are really active in here to get a DEFCON level changed quickly.

At 2/27/08 08:52 PM, aldlv wrote: ohh... NEVR has some competence...
finally you found someone that will be a nice challenge

Heh, Joshiwa has been wiping the floor with me for weeks now. He's my very own B/P rival. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 23:32:23


What the hell Sir-Nuts? When did you pass me in our little b/p race?!!! WTF!!!
Well congrats anyway...even though you've probably been ahead for a long time and I just realized it...oh well.

Good news though, either tonight or tomorrow night I'll have my new badge. I have somewhere close to 200 bps in just 3 days. Not bad for a college student who is in the middle of lacrosse season, eh? I'd say my b/ps are soaring this week. How is everyone else doing?


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 23:33:12


At 2/27/08 07:11 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: By the way, remember a few nights ago when Error submitted that "Scientology Unmasked" thing that showed Tom Cruise yanking off a penis? Twice? Well... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7496 Resubmitted under the account Err0r. Would that be a malicious resubmit of a Blammed movie?

It was, thankfully, blammed. And if it was the same flash, it would still be whistle-worthy for pornography.

As for whistling...that's a bit more tricky. The Portal submission rules state:

Do not re-submit your entry after it has been BLAMMED without making noticeable improvements. It will be flagged!

But there was an instance (can't find it, old anyway) that Wade said not to bother with that, and just to blam it. Of course, with the failure of the B/P system, blamming it doesn't always work. All three of Errors submissions had around a 2---if he hadn't crammed them full of co-authors, they would have passed.

It's a tricky situation. I'll see if I can't get some clarification. In the meantime, I'd recommend just zero'ing resubmits and only whistling if some other rule is broken.

As for DEFCON...any member is free to give their opinion of the DEFCON, although the system is only NEEDED when there's a sudden surge---for example, when things go from 5 to 3, or from standard 3 to 2 (or the chaotic 1). Too much "I think the DEFCON should be this" stuff, especially when there's no urgent attention needed in the Portal, may create a sort of aloofness to it.

When I say "DEFCON 2", I want EGB'ers to go "oh snap" and get out on the Portal and hit some of the flashes...not "oh, okay" it.

Heh.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-27 23:37:30


The user Hitman just made two Flashes... about me!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7530
So, what does the Elite Guard think of this?

Also, apparently Tom Fulp found time, even with Castle Crashers in development, to submit a movie. Not as himself, but as his Clock Crew alt, CarrotClock.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 7529