At 1/14/08 11:49 AM, NEVR wrote: Well, I've been putting off requesting to join this club for a while now, as I wanted to up my B/P rank a bit first, but I suppose that now is as good a time as any to ask.

Yes, you're more than qualified enough to join, heh. The Barracks FAQ can be found here at our forums (which you should register for when you have some time).

Anyhow, it's been pretty slow in here lately. Maybe it's because the Portal hasn't been that impressively fast lately, too. Bleh.

At 1/14/08 12:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 1/14/08 11:49 AM, NEVR wrote: Well, I've been putting off requesting to join this club for a while now, as I wanted to up my B/P rank a bit first, but I suppose that now is as good a time as any to ask.

Anyhow, it's been pretty slow in here lately. Maybe it's because the Portal hasn't been that impressively fast lately, too. Bleh.

I disagree, I've seen a lot that's been going down in the Portal lately. I picked up 65 bps just from last night. It's just the quality of things that are getting into the portal are what's bothering me. I've seen some real garbage getting in the past couple of days.

At 1/14/08 12:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yes, you're more than qualified enough to join, heh. The Barracks FAQ can be found here at our forums (which you should register for when you have some time).

Excellent, I've registered on those forums - that was the original FAQ that I read, too. I must have found it posted somewhere in this thread when lurking.

Anyhow, it's been pretty slow in here lately. Maybe it's because the Portal hasn't been that impressively fast lately, too. Bleh.

Yeah, last week I noticed a drastic change in pace in the Portal. It really slowed down my venture into the top 300 B/Pers, too, but I made it in the end.

I can only hope it won't take me too long to reach Lieutenant, as the rank 'Praporshchik' is such an odd one. I predict I'll be rid of it in a few days, though.

Anyway, I'm pleased to be joining this club. :)

At 1/14/08 12:13 PM, NEVR wrote: Anyway, I'm pleased to be joining this club. :)

Welcome to the club, man! Nice to see a new face... erm... avatar.

At 1/14/08 12:18 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 1/14/08 12:13 PM, NEVR wrote: Anyway, I'm pleased to be joining this club. :)

Welcome to the club, man! Nice to see a new face... erm... avatar.

Thanks! I'm hoping to be a fairly active poster in here - I normally post in the Wi/Ht forums, but they get quite slow a lot of the time, which means I resort to posting in General (urgh) and end up calling a lot of people idiots.

Frankly, I don't know why I haven't joined more clubs. The only other one I'm in is the English Gentleman's club, which is a great club. I just wish there was a bit more activity in there.

At 1/14/08 12:27 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 1/14/08 12:18 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 1/14/08 12:13 PM, NEVR wrote: Anyway, I'm pleased to be joining this club. :)

Welcome to the club, man! Nice to see a new face... erm... avatar.

welcome, sir *salute*... again... you should joined this club a lot before... but, well...
XD
is ok...

Frankly, I don't know why I haven't joined more clubs.

lot of club is a bad Idea...
so... you are fine

guys...
I got 10,000 B/P points

today is a great day

the portal is fine... nothing interesting is happening... is a normal day... with a good amount of flashes...

Sgt. Major aldlv... reporting
*salute*

At 1/14/08 06:18 PM, aldlv wrote

guys...
I got 10,000 B/P points

today is a great day

Congrats on the achievement but how did you get that much b/p points so soon.

At 1/14/08 08:57 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: At 1/14/08 06:18 PM, aldlv wrote

guys...
I got 10,000 B/P points

Wow, man. Congrats.

today is a great day

Congrats on the achievement but how did you get that much b/p points so soon.

He's a B/P whore that's why! lmao.

Seriously, he is.

At 1/14/08 12:18 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 1/14/08 12:13 PM, NEVR wrote: Anyway, I'm pleased to be joining this club. :)

Welcome to the club, man! Nice to see a new face... erm... avatar.

Welcome and enjoy your stay! It's good to see a new user joining the Barracks.

At 1/14/08 09:59 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 1/14/08 08:57 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: At 1/14/08 06:18 PM, aldlv wrote

guys...
I got 10,000 B/P points

Wow, man. Congrats.

Congratulations! I'm far from reaching that mark.

today is a great day

Congrats on the achievement but how did you get that much b/p points so soon.

He's a B/P whore that's why! lmao.

No, he's a machine. That's why he's always acheaving new... achievements?

At 1/14/08 09:59 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 1/14/08 08:57 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: At 1/14/08 06:18 PM, aldlv wrote

I got 10,000 B/P points

Wow, man. Congrats.

thanx guys...

Congrats on the achievement but how did you get that much b/p points so soon.

He's a B/P whore that's why! lmao.

Seriously, he is.

Seriously, I am.

the same way this guys did...
& a few help of clock day... (like 700 that day) XD

Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

Looks like everyone had a slow week. I don't quite understand why really, I didn't notice the portal to be much slower than usual. Strange really. Anyway, two of our top gainers, repeat offenders have been knocked off the list which is good news.....for others. This week we have a Top 6 gainers list really, because of a draw for 5th.....which involves me :D

Hope you all have a good week and enjoy this weeks update.

Top 5 Gainers:

Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386
Shanus - 326
Seamonky - 267

Coop83 - 248
Sterockicy - 248

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!
New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!
Random word: Paralysis!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 60036 // 046 // 06.6 // 00.3- // X-Naut
02 // 58194 // 004 // 00.6 // 00.6+ // Phantom
03 // 51146 // 039 // 05.6 // 15.1- // Major-punk
04 // 50195 // 267 // 38.1 // 07.0- // Seamonky
05 // 40894 // 112 // 16.0 // 12.6+ // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 35161 // 075 // 10.7 // 01.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34797 // 248 // 35.4 // 06.0- // Coop83
09 // 33962 // 004 // 00.6 // 04.5- // SlashFirestorm
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 30719 // 123 // 17.6 // 64.7- // PenguinLink
12 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
13 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
14 // 27043 // 391 // 55.9 // 55.9+ // Idiot-Finder
15 // 26998 // 034 // 04.9 // 00.0+ // LittleWashu
16 // 21067 // 206 // 29.4 // 24.0- // bifgis
17 // 18095 // 248 // 35.4 // 07.0- // Sterockicy
18 // 18061 // 326 // 46.6 // 01.7+ // Shanus
19 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // craigalan
20 // 12316 // New // New // New // NEVR
21 // 11737 // 070 // 10.0 // 01.9- // ever-vigilant
22 // 10024 // 386 // 55.1 // 03.6- // aldlv
23 // 09110 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // DarkSoldier
24 // 08567 // New // New // New // lilhunter03
25 // 08397 // 158 // 22.6 // 16.5- // Mendou
26 // 07132 // 119 // 17.0 // 17.0+ // PantyWipe
27 // 07121 // 164 // 23.4 // 19.6- // RSQViper
28 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // PossiblePancakes
29 // 05128 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // Solidone
30 // 04757 // 247 // 35.3 // 21.1- // AnalPenguinFarming
31 // 04713 // 093 // 13.3 // 13.3+ // Sir-Nuts
32 // 04293 // 088 // 12.6 // 03.0+ // HeavenDuff
33 // 04176 // 026 // 03.7 // 01.2- // TheThing
34 // 03403 // 014 // 02.0 // 05.6- // I-Love-Caitlyn
35 // 03222 // 073 // 10.4 // 29.3- // SilentSoldier
36 // 03066 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Andrea364
37 // 02656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // soulknight96

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

You are a god amongst men for your list-i-ness.

Looks like everyone had a slow week. I don't quite understand why really, I didn't notice the portal to be much slower than usual. Strange really. Anyway, two of our top gainers, repeat offenders have been knocked off the list which is good news.....for others. This week we have a Top 6 gainers list really, because of a draw for 5th.....which involves me :D

I actually was expecting this. The Christmas/New Years holiday allowed a lot of free time for a lot of people. Last week there was even someone who put up 1,000 (yes, one THOUSAND) reviews (yes, REVIEWS). Yes. ONE THOUSAND REVIEWS.

I know... crazy.

Hope you all have a good week and enjoy this weeks update.

Top 5 Gainers:

Idiot-Finder - 391

not me

aldlv - 386

not me

Shanus - 326

also not me

Seamonky - 267

Me. Oh, wait. Nope, not me.

Coop83 - 248

Certainly not me

Sterockicy - 248

*sigh*

Special Congratulatory list:
RSQViper for awesomeness

TY!!!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!

You are machines. You need a reset button.

New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!

Welcome to the club!

Returning to the list: None!

HA!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

+3.0! (but PantyWipe was +17. Or do you not count those who had 0.00 the roster prior? Which would make sense.)

Random word: Paralysis!

Can't.... Move...

26 // 07132 // 119 // 17.0 // 17.0+ // PantyWipe
27 // 07121 // 164 // 23.4 // 19.6- // RSQViper
28 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // PossiblePancakes

Not great, but not horrible. I gained a little ground and really didn't lose any. I had to work this week which is why my average fell to a more normal amount for me.

30 // 04757 // 247 // 35.3 // 21.1- // AnalPenguinFarming

Stay back! Back, I say! *poke*poke*

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

thanks a lot !!!

Hope you all have a good week and enjoy this weeks update.

Thanks, I hope you'll have a good week to Stero

Top 5 Gainers:

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!

I hate you guys !

New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!

Welcome !!!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

Thats the first and probably the last time I'll be in the special contratulations (or congratulatory) list

Random word: Paralysis!

Stupefix !!! wait... em sorry... my bad...

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 60036 // 046 // 06.6 // 00.3- // X-Naut
02 // 58194 // 004 // 00.6 // 00.6+ // Phantom
03 // 51146 // 039 // 05.6 // 15.1- // Major-punk
04 // 50195 // 267 // 38.1 // 07.0- // Seamonky
05 // 40894 // 112 // 16.0 // 12.6+ // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 35161 // 075 // 10.7 // 01.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34797 // 248 // 35.4 // 06.0- // Coop83
09 // 33962 // 004 // 00.6 // 04.5- // SlashFirestorm
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 30719 // 123 // 17.6 // 64.7- // PenguinLink
12 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
13 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
14 // 27043 // 391 // 55.9 // 55.9+ // Idiot-Finder
15 // 26998 // 034 // 04.9 // 00.0+ // LittleWashu
16 // 21067 // 206 // 29.4 // 24.0- // bifgis
17 // 18095 // 248 // 35.4 // 07.0- // Sterockicy
18 // 18061 // 326 // 46.6 // 01.7+ // Shanus
19 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // craigalan
20 // 12316 // New // New // New // NEVR
24 // 08567 // New // New // New // lilhunter03

Don't you guys know how much I hate to get bumped out of the way by newcomers like you ?!?

31 // 04713 // 093 // 13.3 // 13.3+ // Sir-Nuts

still a little far in front, and moving by a greater pace than me.

32 // 04293 // 088 // 12.6 // 03.0+ // HeavenDuff

still a hundred points or so ahead. Nice !!!

33 // 04176 // 026 // 03.7 // 01.2- // TheThing

Thanks a lot for the rosters Stero !!!

*Salutes*

Sorry for the double-post here guys !!!

But I have just reached the rank #1000 for B/P points !!!
And I must say I'm pretty happy about it :P

At 1/9/08 11:18 AM, aldlv wrote:

At 1/9/08 08:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rubbish!

I've actually managed to increase my B/P output since getting a stable job and a girlfriend. Go figure.

You are so lucky, sir...

Well... it did kind of backfire last night - got majority of my B/P done at work, went to the gym and then didn't get to sit in front of the computer until about 11.15pm HUGE B/P gap from 1700-2315 is not cool in any timezone!

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Thanks for the update, Stero. I'm still pegging you for pace :P

07 // 35161 // 075 // 10.7 // 01.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34797 // 248 // 35.4 // 06.0- // Coop83

Slowly climbing the ladder :)

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Oooow Thanks :D

Sterockicy's note:

I actually had a really good week, I think. And good for you Stero :P

Hope you all have a good week and enjoy this weeks update.

I sure did, thanks stero, enjoy your week too

Top 6 Gainers:
Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386
Shanus - 326
Seamonky - 267
Coop83 - 248
Sterockicy - 248

Jumping johzaphat's Batman, I'm on the list & so is stero :D
Finally, we get the points we deserve :D

Oh and I fix your post :P
Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!

MACHINES!!!!

New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!

Welcome guys

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

Grats guys

Random word: Paralysis!

Random Response: Alcohol Poisoning!

17 // 18095 // 248 // 35.4 // 07.0- // Sterockicy
18 // 18061 // 326 // 46.6 // 01.7+ // Shanus

The competition heats up, 34 points ain't that hard to get :P
And if I keep 40+ I should achieve that

*SALUTES*

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

It's already Tuesday? Oh my... the year is already ending! </lots of sarcasm>

Sterockicy's note:

Looks like everyone had a slow week. I don't quite understand why really, I didn't notice the portal to be much slower than usual. Strange really.

I have an explanation: I came back home this Saturday, so I couldn't B/P from the last Tuesday untill there. Still, I managed to get some good B/P. Strangely, more Blams than Protects.

Hope you all have a good week and enjoy this weeks update.

We will, for sure!

Top 5 Gainers:

Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386
Shanus - 326
Seamonky - 267

Coop83 - 248
Sterockicy - 248

Congratulations, you machines!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!

Congratulations!

New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!

Welcome and enjoy your stay!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

Yeah, those vacations returning had a small good point...

Random word: Paralysis!

(Pokemón G/S reference)
Use a Paralyze Heal, damnit! (ah, the good times of Pokemón...)

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

02 // 58194 // 004 // 00.6 // 00.6+ // Phantom

So, he's oficially alive now.

20 // 12316 // New // New // New // NEVR

Started very well, right?

30 // 04757 // 247 // 35.3 // 21.1- // AnalPenguinFarming
31 // 04713 // 093 // 13.3 // 13.3+ // Sir-Nuts

I'm coming! Mwahahaha!

Or not.

36 // 03066 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Andrea364
37 // 02656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // soulknight96

Did they simply gave up or it's just a week of absence?

Thanks again for another great update Stero. But it seems like i keep on droping in my average but hopefully soon i will be able to change that and begin my climb up the ranks rather then desending them. So how is everybody?

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Thanks for another great update.

Looks like everyone had a slow week. I don't quite understand why really, I didn't notice the portal to be much slower than usual.

I had my girlfriend visiting the entire week, which explains my slow pace (not that it has been fast in a while anyway), can't explain everyone else though. Maybe it is just the time of year, with exams etc for a lot of people (including me...)

Anyway, two of our top gainers, repeat offenders have been knocked off the list which is good news.....for others.

I should knock another one off next week =D. Finally got a week of free time to really gain some points, so watch out!

Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386
Shanus - 326
Seamonky - 267

Coop83 - 248
Sterockicy - 248

Congrats to all!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

All down to one day... yesterday! I should be on this list again next week as well, hopefully...

05 // 40894 // 112 // 16.0 // 12.6+ // Sentio

Horrible, as expected. Most of those points came yesterday (probably around 80-90), so if I can maintain that pace for a week I should see a nice healthy gain.

11 // 30719 // 123 // 17.6 // 64.7- // PenguinLink

Isn't it time you slowed down a bit...

Disclaimer: This sudden increase in points is in no way related to the fact that DreamofDuke is getting close to passing me... and won't shut up about it on the top 300 rank list.

At 1/15/08 10:07 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Thanks again for another great update Stero. But it seems like i keep on droping in my average but hopefully soon i will be able to change that and begin my climb up the ranks rather then desending them. So how is everybody?

Awesome thanks, just had a fantastic week with my girlfriend, and now have a couple of weeks with just two exams to keep me occupied. Granted they will most likely be really tough, but it does mean I'm free to B/P (thanks to the brilliant portal guard) while I am revising. And once those exams are done I will have three whole days with no work at all to be doing- it has been well over a year since I was last able to say that =D.

Wow, the Portal is very active right now. Take a look...

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 20 // 12316 // New // New // New // NEVR

Always nice to see :)

At 1/15/08 04:24 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Don't you guys know how much I hate to get bumped out of the way by newcomers like you ?!?

It's motivation for you to B/P more :P

At 1/15/08 09:26 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

20 // 12316 // New // New // New // NEVR

Started very well, right?

I'm doing alright ;)
____________________

Thanks to everyone who has welcomed me into the club. :)

stolen alert
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 0327
from http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/38 5938
bet you all played the original game

Well the portal is running at an average pace i guess because most everybody is at school or else where at the moment. But i am trying my best to get my average up so i can maybe be a top gainer. But i have been one before but that was a really long time ago, So i guess that is the goal i am setting for my self it to get on the top gainers list.

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Thanks for the update!

23 // 09110 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // DarkSoldier

yes i did good i think?

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

thanx for the fantastic update Stero

Top 5 Gainers:

Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386

fu**... I didn't defeat him... :'(
I was really surprised I still on the list... I haven't been B/Per a lot...
I have a lot of things at the University...
well... maybe I was lucky... =D

Shanus - 326
Seamonky - 267

Coop83 - 248
Sterockicy - 248

great work guys

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky (4), aldlv (3)!

cheers

New to the list: NEVR, lilhunter03!

hi

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sir-Nuts + 13.3, Sentio + 12.6, HeavenDuff + 3.0!

very well

At 1/15/08 12:25 PM, innphernoe wrote: stolen alert
bet you all played the original game

Yeah, I've played quite some time ago. I don't know if it is in my favourites or not, but it's a great game. Bad thing that I couldn't flag the idiot who stole it.

At 1/15/08 01:59 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well the portal is running at an average pace i guess because most everybody is at school or else where at the moment.

School? What school? I'm still on vacations!
Just kidding, I know that the american winter is our summer here.

At 1/15/08 05:42 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

23 // 09110 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // DarkSoldier

yes i did good i think?

Wow, you were... you were... good?

At 1/15/08 05:45 PM, aldlv wrote:

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Idiot-Finder - 391
aldlv - 386

fu**... I didn't defeat him... :'(
I was really surprised I'm still on the list... I haven't been B/Per a lot...
I have a lot of things at the University...
well... maybe I was lucky... =D

It happens to everyone that goes to university. They go there and then their lives become 100% related to the university. Or 90%. Or 83%. Or... whatever, they get more busy and usually go to Newgrounds less and less.

BTW, what course are you doing at university?

BTW part 2: Has anyone noticed that Sterockicy didn't put the link to the last roster? So, here it is, even though I don't see a point of adding it now:

Link to previous update.

Do I meet the minamum requirements to join this club?

At 1/15/08 07:01 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Do I meet the minamum requirements to join this club?

Your profile says that you're a Police Sergeant, and unfortunately, the minimum B/P rank for new members is Private. You should join the NG Police Headquarters until you reach the required rank, though!

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 15, 2008

Yay! Also, congrats to those who don't have lives and get 516546 B/P every fucking week.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
32 // 04293 // 088 // 12.6 // 03.0+ // HeavenDuff
33 // 04176 // 026 // 03.7 // 01.2- // TheThing
34 // 03403 // 014 // 02.0 // 05.6- // I-Love-Caitlyn

Wow, my average is great! At least I've got a 700 point lead over my nearest competator, and a better average. But I'm not going to catch HeavenDuff.

At 1/15/08 01:59 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: But i am trying my best to get my average up so i can maybe be a top gainer.

Forget my previous statement.

At 1/15/08 05:42 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 1/15/08 01:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

23 // 09110 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // DarkSoldier

yes i did good i think?

You did great! But not as good as I did, but that's alright, since not many can match a 3.7 b/p average

Is it just me, or has the portal been reasonably slow today? I've gotten less than 30 B/P today so far. It better pick up later on.