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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-09 02:33:06


At 1/8/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 1/8/08 06:06 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Thanks for the update Sterockicy! I like the progress I am making, but I am so determined to make it on the Top 5 Gainers list!
I think you need at least 50+ B/P per day
so... good luck on that... because.. is not that hard

BTW... guys.. this is my last week in the top gainers list
I start the University this Thursday
wish me luck

Well with school, girlfriend, and homework, that's sort of difficult lol. Anyways which University are you going to attend?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-09 08:52:59


At 1/9/08 02:33 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Well with school, girlfriend, and homework, that's sort of difficult lol.

Rubbish!

I've actually managed to increase my B/P output since getting a stable job and a girlfriend. Go figure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-09 10:59:33


I'm quite annoyed at the portal, or specifically my time zone. Everyday, no matter what time I go on there never seems to be more than 12 submissions, unless I stay up till like 2 in the morning, then I hit the peak american time. Well waht really pissed me off was I was struggling for points all day yeasterday, and managed a small 66 for the amount of time I was online, then I look at how many monies and games were submitted yesterday and I find it was like 260, Shanus is not a happy bunny....

Well I thought I'd vent my anger somehow, though none of you probably care. Anyway back to the portal :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-09 11:18:07


At 1/9/08 12:09 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I, most of all, wish you out of the top gainers list :P

I can feel the love dude... XD

At 1/9/08 02:33 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Anyways which University are you going to attend?

You have never heard about it... & I mean never...
just check my country

is the second one there

nothing too awesome... right?

At 1/9/08 08:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rubbish!

I've actually managed to increase my B/P output since getting a stable job and a girlfriend. Go figure.

You are so lucky, sir...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 00:26:14


At 1/9/08 10:59 AM, Shanus wrote:
Well I thought I'd vent my anger somehow, though none of you probably care. Anyway back to the portal :D

I care Shanus.....I care.

You know we live in completely different time zones and I'm finding it very similar. For me to get the quick rush of submissions I have to wake up at some time around 7am, I have no idea when the flood actually starts but I am not going to get up any earlier than that, thats for sure. For the last week I have been setting my alarm for 7:30am but for some reason I am sleeping through it every single time. I wake up at 9 and there are usually only 5 - 6 UJ submissions. Your 11 hours behind my time so we pretty much are the opposite and since I ain't seeing many UJ's and you aren't either, WTF WTF WTF????

Do you live near Dublin?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 00:30:04


Well, after a great update for me stat-wise, looks like the next update wills ay something like "RSQViper Average Gain/loss -30.

Oh, well. Work is work and I'm back.

I was actually starting to go a little stir-crazy in the house, though so in a way it's nice to be back.

I got a little, teensy bit of B/P in today, though so that's good.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 00:35:20


Hey everybody! Well i guess i am going to have to go back and check the new rankings and thanks for that Stero. So i guess i am back on my way back to the portal cause i got some catching up to do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 08:55:18


At 1/10/08 12:26 AM, Sterockicy wrote: I care Shanus.....I care.

Lol Thanks


You know we live in completely different time zones and I'm finding it very similar. For me to get the quick rush of submissions I have to wake up at some time around 7am, I have no idea when the flood actually starts but I am not going to get up any earlier than that, thats for sure. For the last week I have been setting my alarm for 7:30am but for some reason I am sleeping through it every single time. I wake up at 9 and there are usually only 5 - 6 UJ submissions. Your 11 hours behind my time so we pretty much are the opposite and since I ain't seeing many UJ's and you aren't either, WTF WTF WTF????

Yeah I know, if I stay up till about 1 there's a flood, then there's one at like 3, but I'm never awake. SO that's 8 & 10 at nite for america, so it makes sense. I don't know I use to be able to get like 55-100 every day if I had nothing to do, now it's difficult to make 50. But I do get up at 12 usually cause I'm a lazy fuck, but anyway. Maybe because the european schools are back that's the reason for the slow progress, don't know whats up with yours...

Do you live near Dublin?

Well in taking into account all of Ireland, I don't but as most of the people in the Barracks live in large countries, it's about 50 miles, or 80 KM, or whatever the conversion is. And I do live there when I'm in college. Now why did you need to know that?? :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 20:51:57


Wow, have I been busy. Haven't even had the chance to deposit in 2 days.

Anything important happen while I was doing shit?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 20:55:49


Like what do you do at this place.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 21:44:17


At 1/10/08 08:55 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: Like what do you do at this place.

Too sleepy to write a whole new speech thing, so I'll copypasta from my last post about it

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Anyway, the Barracks is basically about fair voting. We don't tell members what to vote on or how they should vote. We are not the enemies of any group, either. Barracks members are only expected to vote on flashes based on how they enjoyed it, not for protection points (or blam points). The main role of the EGB is to have a group of high-ranking voters who vote based on their definition of quality, as opposed to the huge chunk of the Newgrounds public that are point-whores.

We're stat-whores, yes, but we liked our stats to be earned in good conscience, heh.

We spread the message about doing so, hoping that we make a difference, as small as it may be. We also report stolen flashes here and to the NGPD to be investigated, and if something rulebreaking/stolen manages to pass judgment or is fileswapped, we make sure Wade is notified.

We also serve as a sort of tutorship for new NG members; since most Private+ users are long-time members, we can help lots of new sign-ups, whether it be as simple as linking them to the Newgrounds FAQ or guiding them through flash-making.

Lately the EGB has also gotten more focused on review work and whistles, and one cannot join if they have a Garbage Whistle. We have a whistle improvement project for those who want a shinier whistle, although it's currently postponed until the Barracks forums are re-done.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 22:10:08


I'll join this place.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 22:19:22


Oh my god the portal has been so slow for me the last couple of days. I swear to god, it used to seem like every time I log in, the flash potal only seems to have 2 or 3 flashes portal entries in UJ. Although now I am starting to notice that it's not just me and that the portal has been slowing down a lot since the new year began.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 22:29:47


At 1/10/08 10:10 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: I'll join this place.

Welcome. =)

At 1/10/08 10:19 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh my god the portal has been so slow for me the last couple of days. I swear to god, it used to seem like every time I log in, the flash potal only seems to have 2 or 3 flashes portal entries in UJ. Although now I am starting to notice that it's not just me and that the portal has been slowing down a lot since the new year began.

Yeah, it has been a bit slow. This morning I logged on to see ONE UJ Flash. I went into it and it had already passed judgment. =(

But after a while there were like 15.

And guess what I did?

Made Master Sergeant!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 22:39:04


At 1/10/08 10:29 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 1/10/08 10:19 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Oh my god the portal has been so slow for me the last couple of days
Yeah, it has been a bit slow. This morning I logged on to see ONE UJ Flash. I went into it and it had already passed judgment. =(

It was so slow... that I didn't believe it...
I hope it get better for the weekend


Made Master Sergeant!!!

congrats... that's really nice...
the bad news... now... you will feel it's impossible to get a higher rank...
lvling up last forever...

well, today was my first day at the University... was kind of cool...
I like it... and there was a lot of beautiful girls
is going to be a really nice year... XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-10 23:01:24


Damn, I'm slowing down after the break.

Getting back on WoW might have something to do with it too...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 00:29:01


Link To Spam Flash

Ok... can you guys tell me... what the fuck ?!?
That shitty spam flash got through...
btw, don't open it... thats just going to fuck your internet windows...

I flagged it, but still I don't understand whats so wrong with Newgrounds users... they keep protecting The Zombie Army's flash...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 03:12:06


Hey, you guys see that the review panels are different now?

It's kinda' cool, but I think it'll take some getting used to. I think the big score numbers are ugly as shit, though. They need not be block numbers.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 03:41:16


Yeah, the number is too freakin' huge. I'm sure they could have a sexier graphic than that, like a score meter type thing or whatnot.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 04:01:03


At 1/11/08 03:12 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, you guys see that the review panels are different now?

Hey thanks for pointing that out, I didn't even notice. I think it looks pretty good and the text down the bottom is pretty intelligent. I don't think you can actually mark reviews as helpful/pointless yet though. I couldn't anyways.

Anyone here from Phantom lately?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 07:45:25


At 1/11/08 03:12 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, you guys see that the review panels are different now?

It's kinda' cool, but I think it'll take some getting used to. I think the big score numbers are ugly as shit, though. They need not be block numbers.

I wouldn't be able to notice if it slapped me in the face, but I'll take a look today since I have to do a few more reviews for the RRC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 08:01:53


At 1/11/08 03:41 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, the number is too freakin' huge. I'm sure they could have a sexier graphic than that, like a score meter type thing or whatnot.

I agree. It's very not-sexy right now with that gaudy number there. So many things with the new system are sleek and styling, but then they stick that thing up there and make it look like it's something from 1996 on the internet. A Meter would be cool.

At 1/11/08 04:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Anyone here from Phantom lately?

I haven't heard a thing since the PM he sent me and no one else has mentioned anything. He'll be away for quite some time, I would imagine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 08:46:54


Wow I'm really dumb it must have just happened I guess. It actually looks good for a new review style, but I'm going to agree with everyone else in saying that the number size is retard-big and ruins it a little.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 16:50:48


At 1/11/08 08:46 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: the number size is retard-big and ruins it a little.

I agree... it really looks out of place...

RSQ is right... maybe if they weren't Block numbers...

the color is fine...

btw.. I also like the
Author's Response
in a different color...
right know is dificult to see it...
difficult to know where the review ends... and where the author's response start...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-11 19:12:26


Everyone here is right; the number should be a little smaller. But I think it still looks cool, and it's easier to tell what the reviewer gave the flash.

And Aldlv, I like the new Author's response section; although it's harder to read than the classic yellow indented text, I think this new version makes it look nicer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-12 02:52:41


At 1/10/08 10:29 PM, RSQViper wrote:

And guess what I did?

Made Master Sergeant!!!

Congrats on your Achievement!

Also, I have to agree with the opinions of everyone else when saying that the big numbers do look sort of dumb, only because they are all in a block style. It should be more smoothed out. It is a good idea though to have the review layout in that style(in my opinion).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-12 18:57:14


Well, well, look who's back... ME!

I'm finally back from my vacations on the beach. And I must admit: I'm half-black now (no racism). I went to the beach twice a day, staying about 3 hours there per "go" there. With sunblocker, a hell lot of them actually. Well, it's better being almost-black than being full-red.

I'm still reading the older pages (839 and above), but I have some questions:

-- Is Phantom dead or not?

-- Was Yoshi77777777777...7 accepted or not in the Barracks?

-- What the hell was the "Portal glitch", where Adam Phillips won Turd Of The Week or similar?

Ok, I was a bit surprised about the new reviews layout and I have to admit: it will take a while to get used to it, just like when the redesing came out. But I think it looks better, even with that huge score showing there.

Did I miss anything else?

And sorry if my English has gone from bad to worse: I stood almost one month without using it constantly.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-12 19:47:14


At 1/12/08 06:57 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well, well, look who's back... ME!

Welcome back, man.

-- Is Phantom dead or not?

No, but he's in some ward we think and he'll be gone for a while.

I did notice today that Phantom has deposited twice since he's been gone.

-- Was Yoshi77777777777...7 accepted or not in the Barracks?

No he wasn't. I did some research, posted it and the final word was "no" from EagleRock.

-- What the hell was the "Portal glitch", where Adam Phillips won Turd Of The Week or similar?

Somehow people used a combination of Firefox and Firebug to add people to their Flash without their consent. People added Phillips, Krinkles and a few others.

It has been cleared up since, though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-12 22:30:21


Hey everybody! And congrats to RSQ for his achievement. Yeah i havent even been to the portal yet mainly because i have been trying to catch up on some posting around here on the bbs. But i think i am about to head over there and do my part and get my points deposited.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-13 00:52:07


At 1/12/08 07:47 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 1/12/08 06:57 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Well, well, look who's back... ME!
Welcome back, man.
...

he already answer all your questions... but... well...
nice to have you back

-- What the hell was the "Portal glitch", where Adam Phillips won Turd Of The Week or similar?
Somehow people used a combination of Firefox and Firebug to add people to their Flash without their consent. People added Phillips, Krinkles and a few others.

Adam was mad...
Krinkles was very concerned
& those guys also added Tom, Wade, JohnnyUtah, MC...
it was a crazy day


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