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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 15:31:02


At 1/6/08 02:43 PM, Cericon wrote: Mind if I ask what you guys actually do? I might be interested in joining.

Racking up blam and protection points to help protect the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 16:00:48


At 1/6/08 02:43 PM, Cericon wrote: Mind if I ask what you guys actually do? I might be interested in joining.

Protecting the portal. Getting blams and saves voting on Under Judgment Flash.

Unfortunately for you the requirement is 2,500 Blams/Saves and you are quite a ways from that.

I would suggest the New Grounds Department of Defense and the NGPD.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 18:01:44


At 1/6/08 02:55 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Let me know if you have any information about the game or any opinions on it.
From what I hear, it's great. But I'm assuming you're getting it for the PS3, and also from what I hear, Portal (along with the rest of the Orange Box) has frame-rate issues. But if you can ignore those, you have on the best puzzle games of the year. And if you don't like it/find it too hard, you could allows play Half Life 2 or Team Fortress 2

frame-rate issues hmm, like... big annoying problems ?? or just a couple things?

I'm not quite sure if the two other games of the Orange Box are really worth it, they look nice for sure, but the graphics aren't really good, they look like PS2 games at most, but seriously not the quality of the next generation systems.

If I was to buy the Orange Box, I would most likely buy it for Portal, and maybe to kick a couple aliens ass, but I really doubt that these games are in anyway "awesome games"

But for now I'll stick to my Motorstorm game, I'm getting pretty good in some races like RockHopper and Raingod Mesa :)
I love bikes <3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 20:29:04


At 1/6/08 06:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:55 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 1/6/08 02:30 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
frame-rate issues hmm, like... big annoying problems ?? or just a couple things?

Not if you can stand it. All the frame-rate issue is that the graphics stop for a second, then you "magically" jump a couple feet ahead of where you just were. Think lagging in an online game.

I'm not quite sure if the two other games of the Orange Box are really worth it, they look nice for sure, but the graphics aren't really good, they look like PS2 games at most, but seriously not the quality of the next generation systems.

Half Life 2 is one of the best First Person Shooters of the year. It may not look like a Gears of War, but it plays great, and has a good storyline.

Team Fortress 2 does have that cartoony look, but it's a pretty good Online Multiplayer Game. Rather than just having everyone with the same skills (like Halo), you can choose a certain class and get special weapons for them. Not only is it fun, but there's a little bit of strategy involved besides "get the over shield and jump in a circle"

But for now I'll stick to my Motorstorm game, I'm getting pretty good in some races like RockHopper and Raingod Mesa :)

Rock Hopper is a good one, and so is Dust Devil. The Gulch sucks ass though; I can never win there.

I love bikes <3

Bikes are fun, but they blow up too easy. I love me a Buggy though. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-06 20:46:48


My MMORPG game just became online! (check my userpage for more info).

It took a long time to get it online but it was worth it!

Anyways whens it released hope you guys download it and play it!

If you guys don't feel like it i totally understand.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 03:28:14


I been reading up on the last few pages and I must say I am shocked. I never thought I would see the day when a KK member would have joined the EGB but as I already know most of the people within these groups are decent people. So as quite a few of the EGB have said already welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay. so how has everyone's week been?

Lately I have been searching the bookstores around my way to find the ranma Manga series anyone here like ranma 1/2? I personally find it to be one of the funniest anime's out there. oh yeah and I also decided to start B/Ping again (on my days off at least or when I have time) so don't be surprised if I start owning some of you in B/P well go night solider boys and

Smooches ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 18:54:03


BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 20:47:56


At 1/7/08 06:54 PM, iWalker wrote: BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?

I would suck so much dick to have that level icon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:18:49


At 1/7/08 08:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 1/7/08 06:54 PM, iWalker wrote: BOOOH

this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello £

dickens pun? what dickens pun?
I would suck so much dick to have that level icon.

oh that dickens pun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:19:51


What do you need to join.


god wants me dead Madness Combat Crew

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:40:35


I've noticed that the last couple of days, the portal has been slower for me. I don't know if it's the point that every time I log on to protect the portal, on my spare time, it is slow and if its just a hit and miss sort of thing. Hmm...

*Salutes, then runs back to the portal*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 21:50:46


At 1/7/08 09:19 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: What do you need to join.

You need to be Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) and have an intact whistle to apply...which you do!

Everything seems to be in order with you, so if you'd like to join, just post here again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:09:12


I'll join.


god wants me dead Madness Combat Crew

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:28:31


Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576
aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink (3), bifgis (3), Seamonky (3), aldlv (2)!
New to the list: PantyWipe, Idiot-Finder!
Returning to the list: DarkSoldier!
Top 3 biggest average rises: RSQViper + 40.1, SilentSoldier + 37.4, Sterockicy + 21.3!
Random word: Dodecahedron!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 59990 // 048 // 06.9 // 01.4- // X-Naut
02 // 58190 // 000 // 00.0 // 07.3- // Phantom
03 // 51107 // 145 // 20.7 // 07.3+ // Major-punk
04 // 49928 // 316 // 45.1 // 05.8- // Seamonky
05 // 40782 // 024 // 03.4 // 08.2- // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 35086 // 085 // 12.1 // 04.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34549 // 290 // 41.4 // 01.9- // Coop83
09 // 33958 // 036 // 05.1 // 05.1+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 30596 // 576 // 82.3 // 13.7+ // PenguinLink
12 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
13 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
14 // 26964 // 034 // 04.9 // 01.3+ // LittleWashu
15 // 26652 // New // New // New // Idiot-Finder
16 // 20861 // 374 // 53.4 // 12.2- // bifgis
17 // 17848 // 297 // 42.4 // 21.3+ // Sterockicy
18 // 17735 // 314 // 44.9 // 02.2- // Shanus
19 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // craigalan
20 // 11667 // 083 // 11.9 // 03.9+ // ever-vigilant
21 // 09638 // 411 // 58.7 // 04.3- // aldlv
22 // 09109 // Ret. // Ret. // Ret. // DarkSoldier
23 // 08239 // 274 // 39.1 // 21.2- // Mendou
24 // 07013 // New // New // New // PantyWipe
25 // 06957 // 301 // 43.0 // 40.1+ // RSQViper
26 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 03.4- // PossiblePancakes
27 // 05127 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Solidone
28 // 04620 // 000 // 00.0 // 01.5- // Sir-Nuts
29 // 04510 // 395 // 56.4 // 12.8+ // AnalPenguinFarming
30 // 04205 // 067 // 09.6 // 05.7+ // HeavenDuff
31 // 04150 // 034 // 04.9 // 02.0+ // TheThing
32 // 03389 // 053 // 07.6 // 07.6+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
33 // 03149 // 278 // 39.7 // 37.4+ // SilentSoldier
34 // 03066 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // Andrea364
35 // 02656 // 003 // 00.4 // 01.0- // soulknight96


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 22:33:19


At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Sterockicy's note:

I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

It's January. It has this effect.

Returning to the list: DarkSoldier!

Yay!!!!

22 // 09109 // Ret. // Ret. // Ret. // DarkSoldier

Alright Rank 22nd. I think I moved up due to users which were removed from the list for their inactivity. but who scares IM 22ND!!! party time!

Thanks for the update bud!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 23:35:07


At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Thanks!

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576
aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

Wow, I barely missed being here for the first time.

Top 3 biggest average rises: RSQViper + 40.1, SilentSoldier + 37.4, Sterockicy + 21.3!

But, I made it here!

Random word: Dodecahedron!

Mmm... polygons....

24 // 07013 // New // New // New // PantyWipe
25 // 06957 // 301 // 43.0 // 40.1+ // RSQViper
26 // 06558 // 000 // 00.0 // 03.4- // PossiblePancakes

Yay! Passed by a new EGBer! (again)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-07 23:48:28


Portal security guy Patrickman reporting. Where do I sign up for this club?


yo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 00:06:58


At 1/7/08 11:48 PM, Patrickman wrote: Portal security guy Patrickman reporting. Where do I sign up for this club?

sorry... to enter on the EGB you should have at least 2,500 B/P points
you just have 402

get 500 and you can join the NG police headquarter


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 00:16:01


sorry for the double post
At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Sterockicy's note:
I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

me neither... lol

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 576

what??? cool... he really defeat me...
nice job sup. commander PenguinLink

aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

nice job guys... well... soldier, sir & sir


Random word: Dodecahedron!

XD
that's the best random you have post


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 04:17:09


Nice !! First Rosters of the year !!!
Thanks to Sterocicky... I can't remember how to type your name, damnit !!

It's nice to see I'm still getting a couple B/P points even if I'm not online a lot. And it's quite cool to see that my rival is still on the run, thanks to you TheThing :P

btw... we won't allow any cocksucking on the EGB, even for a level 43 image icon. Those of you who are concerned will recognize themselves, thanks you, goodnight.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 04:29:44


At 1/8/08 04:17 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
btw... we won't allow any cocksucking on the EGB, even for a level 43 image icon. Those of you who are concerned will recognize themselves, thanks you, goodnight.

Someone slept through most of the 840-odd pages before this, I think, heh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 06:32:15


At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - January 8, 2008

Thanks Stero!!!


I don't believe it, I have nothing to say, what's going on?

I think you're on drugs!!!!


Top 5 Gainers:
PenguinLink - 576
aldlv - 411
AnalPenguinFarming - 395
bifgis - 374
Seamonky - 316

Grats guys, was 2 points off this, god dammit, my own fault really!!


Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink (3), bifgis (3), Seamonky (3), aldlv (2)!

Congrats, you consistent bastards :P

New to the list: PantyWipe, Idiot-Finder!

Welcome

Returning to the list: DarkSoldier!

Woo, a returnee, when I read the list, I though it meant retired, but silly me

Top 3 biggest average rises: RSQViper + 40.1, SilentSoldier + 37.4, Sterockicy + 21.3!

Congrats, and god dammit Stero, you're suppose to have a low B/P average, so I can over take you!!

Random word: Dodecahedron!

Random Response: Chiliagon!



17 // 17848 // 297 // 42.4 // 21.3+ // Sterockicy
18 // 17735 // 314 // 44.9 // 02.2- // Shanus

Noone near us for miles, and as our holiday are nearly over and we're in the same position we were in the beginning, ah well

*SaLUTES*


Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge || Elite Guard Barracks || Review Request Club || NGLog

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 08:32:33


At 1/6/08 02:48 PM, aldlv wrote: today is the first time ever I GOT MORE BLAMS THAN SAVES...

Wow, that was about my account from its inception to mid-2006

At 1/7/08 06:54 PM, iWalker wrote: this is the ghost of newgrounds past saying hello

dickens pun? what dickens pun?

Wow, there's a user that I'm trying to track down for Blams. Only about 9k to go :P

At 1/7/08 08:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I would suck so much dick to have that level icon.

You'd suck so much dick to get up one level :P

At 1/7/08 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Random word: Dodecahedron!

Ah, the humble d20. Dungeons & Dragons FTW!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
07 // 35086 // 085 // 12.1 // 04.4- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 34549 // 290 // 41.4 // 01.9- // Coop83

Another decent update, thanks Stero. I'm making ground up on another who spoiled my chances of reaching the 1st 100 Supreme Commanders.


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 09:47:15


Hey groovy, I just noticed yesterday I got promoted to a Master Sergeant.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 10:09:00


At 1/8/08 09:47 AM, PantyWipe wrote: Hey groovy, I just noticed yesterday I got promoted to a Master Sergeant.

Awesome, man. Congrats on the rank up. I'm actually nearing that goal, myself.

Oh, and since I forgot earlier, welcome to the barracks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 10:56:43


At 1/8/08 10:09 AM, RSQViper wrote: Awesome, man. Congrats on the rank up. I'm actually nearing that goal, myself.

Oh, and since I forgot earlier, welcome to the barracks!

Thank you! Glad to be here with other groovy statwhores, btw :-D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 18:06:53


Thanks for the update Sterockicy! I like the progress I am making, but I am so determined to make it on the Top 5 Gainers list!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 18:38:07


The portal's been pretty slow for the past few days, may be on for a long week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-08 19:51:23


At 1/8/08 06:06 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Thanks for the update Sterockicy! I like the progress I am making, but I am so determined to make it on the Top 5 Gainers list!

I think you need at least 50+ B/P per day
so... good luck on that... because.. is not that hard

BTW... guys.. this is my last week in the top gainers list
I start the University this Thursday

wish me luck

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-01-09 00:09:55


At 1/8/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 1/8/08 06:06 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Thanks for the update Sterockicy! I like the progress I am making, but I am so determined to make it on the Top 5 Gainers list!
I think you need at least 50+ B/P per day
so... good luck on that... because.. is not that hard

BTW... guys.. this is my last week in the top gainers list
I start the University this Thursday
wish me luck

I, most of all, wish you out of the top gainers list :P

Nah, just kidding, it's not like if I was actually working on getting on the top 5 gainers :P

I also which to know if any of you guys have a PS3, cause TheThing and I have been playing Motorstorm a little today, and it would be nice if some of you could race with us.
I can't remember the score still, I think I won 3 races and your also won something like 3 races rigjt ?
AND YOU HAVE BEATEN ME ON ROCKHOPPER >:(

Also, should we play with the increased turbo power (I don't know the real name in english :P) ??