Happy Birthday to me, motherfuckers!

I'll be getting teh drunk tonight, lol.

At 12/19/07 09:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: On the upcoming " Fulp Report ", the only name listed I can leak out is MadCow.

Really!? That's huge. I may have to rethink my Hall of Fame vote now.

At 12/19/07 07:45 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 12/19/07 09:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: On the upcoming " Fulp Report ", the only name listed I can leak out is MadCow.

Really!? That's huge. I may have to rethink my Hall of Fame vote now.

Why else do you think she stopped racking up points and is now serving 30 days for using an alt to sneak out of her earlier ban?

At 12/19/07 07:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Happy Birthday to me, motherfuckers!

I'll be getting teh drunk tonight, lol.

Happy birthday Slash! Already fixed your computer?

Quotes tomorrow, no time now.

First of all, I have to say thanks for the rosters

and second of, my computer is getting fucked by a lot of virus and I don't know if I will be able to post a lot to the bbs for an undetermined amount of time, and I would like it if you guys could just... not remove me from the barrack's rosters list please. (I know TheThing will probably be quite happy about it, and I hope to the back again soon just to kick his e-ass)

version 2 : My H.Q. have been suffering heavy damage and I think that the enemies have infiltrated my defense, I will probably loose my communication systems pretty soon and I would just request that you don't consider me dead, so please wait for me until I clean all this mess up...

Elite Guard Corporal HeavenDuff out.

*Salutes*

At 12/19/07 07:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Happy Birthday to me, motherfuckers!
I'll be getting teh drunk tonight, lol.

Congrats, I have to wait till April for mine, but if December is the birth of Jesus, then obviously April would be Satan's fall into hell. :P

Anyway, B/P. Nothing new.

At 12/19/07 08:33 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 12/18/07 08:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Yeah, I have been pretty busy with work too, good for making $$$ though, nearly up to $2,000 now in the bank.

Jesus, damn your parents paying for your living, I've made like 20000euro this year, but have spent it all because of rent, food etc, living in Europes most expensive city does have it's disadvantages :(

Yeah, well I want to go to University in Europe, and tuition for me would be something like 4.5 times the amount that it costs Europeans. So stop complaining :P

At 12/18/07 08:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

At 12/18/07 07:58 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

Why do you make updates when I'm not B/Ping much?

Because I don't want any competition. In fact I go to such extremes that I have implanted a series of hidden camera's into your house to view your b/p activities. This week I saw you were fairly absent so I decided to make an update.

Hey, what's that red thing on the corner??

It's better than having random updates. The roosters will be every Tuesday, right?

That is correct, I will be cooking roosters every Tuesday from now on.

Woohoo, cooked roosters! I love cooked roosters.
What can't an "o" make...

Random word: Peripheral!

How can nobody know what a peripheral is?

I actually knew what is it, but the problem is that the word in Portuguese is different.

Attention all:

I did just say that the update will be constantly occurring every Tuesday from now on. I looked at the calendar yesterday to realize that next Tuesday is Christmas and the Tuesday after is New years day. I really didn't plan for that. Therefore I am not positive I will be able to do the update those days. Only time will tell so don't expect one and then chuck a hissy fit throwing new toys around when one doesn't come. YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON NEWGROUNDS ANYWAY ON XMAS!

Make them Monday, because on Wednesday I will be going on a trip and I'll only come back 20 days later, so I kinda want to know how am I doing on B/P the week before I go.
I don't know if I'll go here on Christmas, probably yes. You heard it, yes. Because I'll try to stay as late as possible before I go on the trip so I can sleep in the car. How ironic.

*Salutes*

*Saudações*

At 12/20/07 04:29 PM, bifgis wrote: Yeah, well I want to go to University in Europe, and tuition for me would be something like 4.5 times the amount that it costs Europeans. So stop complaining :P

I'm just sayimng :D & where you wanna go, I'm doing computer science in the best Science College in europe, UCD, Dublin.

Hey, everyone! I'm back from China.

This is where you all tell me how much you missed me and how I made your Christmas dreams come true by returning.

(btw, China blows)

At 12/22/07 09:47 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, everyone! I'm back from China.

Weeee! Welcome back!

This is where you all tell me how much you missed me and how I made your Christmas dreams come true by returning.

(btw, China blows)

Is it true that Newgrounds is prohibited in China because of the "Mature" section of the site?

At 12/21/07 06:49 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 12/20/07 04:29 PM, bifgis wrote: Yeah, well I want to go to University in Europe, and tuition for me would be something like 4.5 times the amount that it costs Europeans. So stop complaining :P

I'm just sayimng :D & where you wanna go, I'm doing computer science in the best Science College in europe, UCD, Dublin.

Honestly, I'd be happy pretty much anywhere... Somewhere in Edinburgh, Dublin, London, or maybe somewhere in Cornwall would be nice. So would Oxford or Cambridge, if I work hard...
I'd prefer to stay away from Belfast though, all kinds of trouble there...

At 12/22/07 10:33 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 12/22/07 09:47 AM, RSQViper wrote:

Is it true that Newgrounds is prohibited in China because of the "Mature" section of the site?

I don't know if it's because of the Mature Content, but whenever they see stuff that doesn't support their culture thy will block that site.

I had actually written Tom about it and asked him and he let me know they block it since they don't agree with NG. He didn't mention any specific reason though.

At 12/20/07 06:04 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:

At 12/18/07 08:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

Random word: Peripheral!

How can nobody know what a peripheral is?

I actually knew what is it, but the problem is that the word in Portuguese is different.

and in Spanish is the same problem

Make them Monday, because on Wednesday I will be going on a trip and I'll only come back 20 days later, so I kinda want to know how am I doing on B/P the week before I go.

have a good trip man...
20 days... sounds like fun to me... XD

*Salutes*

*Saudações*

*Saludos*

At 12/22/07 09:47 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, everyone! I'm back from China.
This is where you all tell me how much you missed me and how I made your Christmas dreams come true by returning.

ohh... great to have you back dude...

well guys... I'm sure If I'll be here on the next days so...
merry X-mas to all & happy new year

At 12/22/07 09:47 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, everyone! I'm back from China.

I hope you bought one of those cheap $2 slaves and brought it back with you. Mine is still chained up in my basement. Either way, it's nice to see you back!

This is where you all tell me how much you missed me and how I made your Christmas dreams come true by returning.

The only way you could make my Christmas dreams come true if you slip into the pink thong I sent you in the email.

(btw, China blows)

As do the women who inhabit it.

At 12/23/07 12:07 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 12/22/07 09:47 AM, RSQViper wrote: (btw, China blows)

As do the women who inhabit it.

But if you let them, you'll get AIDs and lead poisoning

At 12/23/07 12:07 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: The only way you could make my Christmas dreams come true if you slip into the pink thong I sent you in the email.

Who says I'm not wearing that already?

At 12/23/07 02:06 AM, TheThing wrote: But if you let them, you'll get AIDs and lead poisoning

Yeah, but STDs always make the relationship a little more exciting. You'll never know what you will get next; Herpes, Gonorrhea, CRABS!? It's almost like playing the Wheel of Fortune...WITH YOUR DICK!

At 12/23/07 11:20 AM, RSQViper wrote: Who says I'm not wearing that already?

What the...!? The one I sent you had a Hello Kitty on the front! Whose thong is that, YOU WHORE!

And for those of you who have been wondering where I've been (a.k.a. No one), I've taken my usual break and played World of Warcraft for a few months. The game is too addicting. =(

All those saveroids, blamroids, and VGH have really messed her up.

Barracks roster - December 24, 2007

Sterockicy's note:

Guess who gets there gift early.....YOU DO! A Christmas eve barracks roster is one thing you can cross off your list because I'm giving it to you today. In other words, I probably won't be on NG tomorrow so I'm doing it today. Enjoy!

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 424
bifgis - 376
Mendou - 306
Seamonky - 297
Sir-Nuts - 197

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: bifgis, Seamonky!
New to the list: None!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink + 45.7, Mendou + 36.7, Seamonky + 12.8!
Random word: Metronome!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 59876 // 93 // 15.5 // 9.2- // X-Naut
02 // 58132 // 114 // 19.0 // 0.9+ // Phantom
03 // 50855 // 49 // 8.2 // 11.9- // Major-punk
04 // 49205 // 297 // 49.5 // 12.8+ // Seamonky
05 // 40665 // 130 // 21.7 // 5.6+ // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 34869 // 61 // 10.2 // 2.1- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 33922 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // SlashFirestorm
09 // 33913 // 181 // 30.2 // 1.2- // Coop83
10 // 30886 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 29656 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // Hemlok
12 // 29471 // 424 // 70.7 // 45.7+ // PenguinLink
13 // 19962 // 376 // 62.7 // 12.0+ // bifgis
14 // 17382 // 144 // 24.0 // 12.0- // Sterockicy
15 // 17044 // 149 // 24.8 // 1.7+ // Shanus
16 // 13214 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // craigalan
17 // 11520 // 57 // 9.5 // 3.9- // ever-vigilant
18 // 8723 // 182 // 30.3 // 27.8- // aldlv
19 // 7483 // 306 // 51.0 // 36.7+ // Mendou
20 // 6633 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // RSQViper
21 // 6531 // 16 // 2.7 // 2.3+ // PossiblePancakes
22 // 5127 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.6- // Solidone
23 // 4608 // 197 // 32.8 // 12.4+ // Sir-Nuts
24 // 4107 // 7 // 1.2 // 0.7- // HeavenDuff
25 // 4093 // 35 // 5.8 // 1.3- // TheThing
26 // 3766 // 72 // 12.0 // 20.4- // AnalPenguinFarming
27 // 3336 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
28 // 3065 // 5 // 0.8 // 2.9- // Andrea364
29 // 2853 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // SilentSoldier
30 // 2642 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.6- // soulknight96

At 12/24/07 12:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Guess who gets there gift early.....YOU DO! A Christmas eve barracks roster is one thing you can cross off your list because I'm giving it to you today. In other words, I probably won't be on NG tomorrow so I'm doing it today. Enjoy!

Thanks for the update! You won't miss your deposit though, will you?

Merry Christmas Eve Day to you all! Just like Sterockicy, I'm giving you all my gift early. Here is a random image from my latest upcoming Flash! I'm going to try and follow through with this one! =P

I'm also pleased to announce that I will be active again! =D

At 12/24/07 12:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 24, 2007

Thanks you, muchly.

20 // 6633 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // RSQViper

LMAO.

Fuckin' China.

At 12/24/07 12:57 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Merry Christmas Eve Day to you all! Just like Sterockicy, I'm giving you all my gift early. Here is a random image from my latest upcoming Flash! I'm going to try and follow through with this one! =P

Yes! Merry X-Mas and all other X-rated happenings!

Hey! And what's with that thong! YOU'RE the whore!

I'm also pleased to announce that I will be active again! =D

Yay!

No, really. Yay!

(and I think I'm getting a WACOM tablet for Christmas. Nay, an Intuos Tablet.)

At 12/24/07 12:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 24, 2007

Thanks for the update, Stero

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
08 // 33922 // 0 // 0.0 // 0.0+ // SlashFirestorm
09 // 33913 // 181 // 30.2 // 1.2- // Coop83

Well, I've now officially passed Slash in B/P, so now my only main goal is to get the B/P pace up well over 30 for the Xmas holidays. I'm trying to keep my pace up, but with a few bits of work still to do, it is quite difficult.

Merry Xmas everyone, I hope the big fat burglar dressed in red doesn't steal too much and he leaves behind more than you asked for :)

kagcd43 reporting for duty sir! requsting permission to be recruited?

At 12/24/07 11:23 AM, kagcd43 wrote: kagcd43 reporting for duty sir! requsting permission to be recruited?

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 0
Saves: 1
Rank #: 0

Sorry, not yet.

At 12/24/07 12:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 24, 2007

Guess who gets there gift early.....YOU DO!

thanx stero

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 424
bifgis - 376
Mendou - 306
Seamonky - 297
Sir-Nuts - 197

Dam... first time that I don't appear on it...
I have been busy...

Random word: Metronome!

nice

17 // 11520 // 57 // 9.5 // 3.9- // ever-vigilant
18 // 8723 // 182 // 30.3 // 27.8- // aldlv

is going to take me a while to pass him...

ohh... BTW guys... have you played PALADIN: the Game???
I'm sure this will win the best game of the year award... XD

well... merry x-mas guys

At 12/24/07 12:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 24, 2007

Thanks for the update Stero

Sterockicy's note:

Guess who gets there gift early.....YOU DO! A Christmas eve barracks roster is one thing you can cross off your list because I'm giving it to you today. In other words, I probably won't be on NG tomorrow so I'm doing it today. Enjoy!

Woop, I B/Ped a fair bit for a week of exams, I'm proud, don't miss a deposit Stero, I don't wanna get further a head of you :P

Top 5 Gainers:

Grats guys

Special Congratulatory list:

Random word: Metronome!

Random Response: Sextrognome :P

14 // 17382 // 144 // 24.0 // 12.0- // Sterockicy
15 // 17044 // 149 // 24.8 // 1.7+ // Shanus

Woah I beat you this week, :P Hmm probably won't next week but only time will tell.

*FESTIVE SALUTE*

Hey guys! I finally got my 20 K B/P points! That means I'm two-thirds of the way to EGSC. And it should take me a shorter amount of time to get than my lifetime account pace, because it's only really since septmeber that I've really been keeping my B/P pace pretty high :D

I'll join tomorrow.