At 12/14/07 06:21 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Dear civilian SamRinny, you can't join The Elite Guard Barracks. To join the EGB, you must have a rank of Private and above (+2500 B/P).
But you can still join the Newground's Department of defense if you want.
so...
that is The standard note for 'you can't join'...?
XD...
Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...
At 12/14/07 02:58 PM, SamRinny wrote: Private S.Rinny reporting for duty SIR!!!!
Don't worry, you'll have your shot. Just go to the portal and do what you gotta do.
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At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...
He always comes back and disappears. I expect to see him back next year in February. I think he posted in the Tanooki Pokemon Club not too long ago. :/
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At 12/14/07 07:26 PM, Seamonky wrote:At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...He always comes back and disappears. I expect to see him back next year in February. I think he posted in the Tanooki Pokemon Club not too long ago. :/
Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander. The reason why I don't B/P much anymore is because of my love of writing and RPGs, not to mention Chelsea and Sherion.
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At 12/14/07 08:18 PM, Andrea364 wrote:At 12/14/07 07:26 PM, Seamonky wrote:Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander. The reason why I don't B/P much anymore is because of my love of writing and RPGs, not to mention Chelsea and Sherion.At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote:
Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so. Just be glad he's not going to be around for a while, otherwise your ass would be his. And I'm not sure how literally that would be.
At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, TheThing wrote: Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so. Just be glad he's not going to be around for a while, otherwise your ass would be his. And I'm not sure how literally that would be.
Ah, well then, commence the mourning... While I agknowledge your fear of him, I must inform you, there is only one person who owns my ass and that person is and forever will be me. I he wants my ass, too bad, it's off the market. And for the record, I'm not pissed off, nor am I on my period, just stating the facts.
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At 12/10/07 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 11, 2007
I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!
Random word: Deletion!
That's not random at all :P
Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
08 // 34722 // 181 // 18.1 // 00.9- // pwroftheseagoat
09 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 33512 // 316 // 31.6 // 01.4+ // Coop83
Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?
At 12/16/07 05:06 PM, Coop83 wrote:
I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!
Yeah, there was a slight clean out of inactive users. It is a little hard to see on the update that there are some people missing. I'm not sure if you've noticed!
That's not random at all :P
I felt bad for that, it's not really random at all. Trust me though, this weeks word will be much more random.
Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?
Sounds like fun. Well I am well and truly ready for Xmas and I can't wait for it to be over quite frankly. I have a hell of a lot of work over this December and it only gets worse on the days leading up to xmas. Customers are major arse holes when it comes to Christmas, and I am sure that when I work the 6 hours on boxing day they will be even worse. Good pay though....
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I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone
Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.
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At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone
What in hell's name is Voting Growth Hormone? Where the fuck did you find it, because I've never heard of it in all my NG experience (back before I registered even).... Seriously, what is it? I wanna know. Damn I'm such a knowledge whore.
Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.
Why cheat when you can lay up in bed or wherever making out with a gorgeous babe or two even?
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At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: so...
that is The standard note for 'you can't join'...?
Well, when there's no one around here I use that as a standard note. It's simple and it leads the user to the Newgrounds DoD (or Newgrounds Dude, if you want), which is an apropriate club for new members.
So, yeah, that's a nice standard note.
About Slash's missing...
At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, TheThing wrote:At 12/14/07 08:18 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander.Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so.
I don't know if it exploded literaly, but it would be funny to see his computer exploding (sorry, Slash!). Looking back on some pages and making a research, I've found something in his news post. Probably fucked up due to porn (a nice discussion there) or simply he just dropped a little bit of water on his computer and blew everithyng up.
On other news, does anyone know where the hell is PossiblePancakes? His last post here was in 24/11... but he keeps posting on general forums.
Any news?
At 12/16/07 05:33 PM, Sterockicy wrote:At 12/16/07 05:06 PM, Coop83 wrote: I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!Yeah, there was a slight clean out of inactive users. It is a little hard to see on the update that there are some people missing. I'm not sure if you've noticed!
I noticed - I did a track back to see all of what had transpired during my absence
That's not random at all :PI felt bad for that, it's not really random at all. Trust me though, this weeks word will be much more random.
Grand Felching Mandibles! That's random!
Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?Sounds like fun. Well I am well and truly ready for Xmas and I can't wait for it to be over quite frankly. I have a hell of a lot of work over this December and it only gets worse on the days leading up to xmas. Customers are major arse holes when it comes to Christmas, and I am sure that when I work the 6 hours on boxing day they will be even worse. Good pay though....
It'll be the one day of the year that my best friend's fiancee earns more money than him - she's earning triple time on Xmas day and since he's salaried, he doesn't get any more money, but has to work possibly longer than her.
Management FTW!
At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone
Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.
The EG Barracks are entirely behind Idiot-Finder, as he used VGH on two separate occasions, while he was recovering from a right index finger ligament tear, back in years past, before VGH became a banned substance
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Barracks roster - December 18, 2007
Sterockicy's note:
Finally the update is back to normal. No more 21 day updates or 10 days updates. Back to 7 again and it's a lot less stressful. Here is the update for you, enjoy it! Looks like everyone had a shit b/p week!
Top 5 Gainers:
aldlv - 407
bifgis - 355
Seamonky - 257
Sterockicy - 252
AnalPenguinFarming - 227
Special Congratulatory list:
Top gainers, repeat offenders: aldlv, Seamonky, Sterockicy!
New to the list: None!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: AnalPenguinFarming + 26.7, Andrea364 + 2.9, ever-vigilant + 2.3!
Random word: Peripheral!
Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
01 // 59783 // 173 // 24.7 // 02.4- // X-Naut
02 // 58018 // 127 // 18.1 // 09.0- // Phantom
03 // 50806 // 141 // 20.1 // 15.1- // Major-punk
04 // 48908 // 257 // 36.7 // 03.6- // Seamonky
05 // 40535 // 113 // 16.1 // 23.3- // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 34808 // 086 // 12.3 // 05.8- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
09 // 33732 // 220 // 31.4 // 00.2- // Coop83
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
12 // 29047 // 175 // 25.0 // 02.9- // PenguinLink
13 // 19586 // 355 // 50.7 // 50.7+ // bifgis
14 // 17238 // 252 // 36.0 // 03.2- // Sterockicy
15 // 16895 // 162 // 23.1 // 12.8- // Shanus
16 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // craigalan
17 // 11463 // 094 // 13.4 // 02.3+ // ever-vigilant
18 // 08541 // 407 // 58.1 // 14.1- // aldlv
19 // 07177 // 100 // 14.3 // 25.7- // Mendou
20 // 06633 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // RSQViper
21 // 06515 // 003 // 00.4 // 00.4+ // PossiblePancakes
22 // 05127 // 004 // 00.6 // 24.2- // Solidone
23 // 04411 // 143 // 20.4 // 01.2- // Sir-Nuts
24 // 04100 // 013 // 01.9 // 25.7- // HeavenDuff
25 // 04058 // 050 // 07.1 // 06.0- // TheThing
26 // 03694 // 227 // 32.4 // 26.7+ // AnalPenguinFarming
27 // 03336 // 000 // 00.0 // 02.2- // I-Love-Caitlyn
28 // 03060 // 026 // 03.7 // 02.9+ // Andrea364
29 // 02853 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier
30 // 02648 // 004 // 00.6 // 00.5+ // soulknight96
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At 12/16/07 07:40 PM, Andrea364 wrote:At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone
For shame. At least you weren't using 'roids (Saveroids, for those not in the know). Not only does that fuck you up worse, but it also makes the use of it more apparent.
But did you come out because of the Fulp Report being released next week?
What in hell's name is Voting Growth Hormone? Where the fuck did you find it, because I've never heard of it in all my NG experience (back before I registered even).... Seriously, what is it? I wanna know. Damn I'm such a knowledge whore.
Actually, with some street smarts, you could get it. You haven't heard of it because it was widely unkown, and only given to those with severe BPD (Blam/Protect Deficiency). I personally used it, but only when I was with the NGPD, and averaging less than 2 B/P points a day, if I was lucky. I needed a final push to get me into the EGB.
Sadly, people like Idiot-Finder (found one!) abuse VGH, making it harder for those who really need it to get it. It also forces other statwhores need to use it, if they want to keep up with the averages and points set by abusers. It's a vicious cycle.
Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.
Yes, hopefully it was only this one time. We all make mistakes, and we all deserve second chances.
Why cheat when you can lay up in bed or wherever making out with a gorgeous babe or two even?
Most people are not like you, having orgies every other week.
At 12/17/07 09:43 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 18, 2007
Sterockicy's note:
Finally the update is back to normal. No more 21 day updates or 10 days updates. Back to 7 again and it's a lot less stressful. Here is the update for you, enjoy it! Looks like everyone had a shit b/p week!
Nice... XD... yupi...
great to have you back at 100%
Top 5 Gainers:
aldlv - 407
bifgis - 355
what?... she has 355??? nice... I new challenger...
azteca89 & I always (well like 4 times) fight for be the number 1 each update... now he is out...
so... Sir Brig. General bifgis... I'm sure this will be interesting... =D
Seamonky - 257
Sterockicy - 252
yes... you are officially back major... XD
AnalPenguinFarming - 227
good job...
Random word: Peripheral!
what the heck is that?
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well guys... we have to be careful in the portal this days
'Brain Dog' is coming back...
oh... and... have you notice that is harder to get blam points now... or is just me...?
At 12/17/07 09:43 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 18, 2007
Thanks Stero, you old Dog you :P
Sterockicy's note:
I would have to agree with you :(
Top 5 Gainers:
Grats guys
Random word: Peripheral!
Random Response: 4 days left!!
14 // 17238 // 252 // 36.0 // 03.2- // Sterockicy
15 // 16895 // 162 // 23.1 // 12.8- // Shanus
Damn you *waves fist* :P
I should get back to regular B/P soon, just need my laptop and weeks of nothing to do. But I'll probably be working, we'll see how it pans out!!!
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At 12/17/07 09:43 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 18, 2007
Why do you make updates when I'm not B/Ping much? But the next week will be diferent.
Sterockicy's note:
Finally the update is back to normal. No more 21 day updates or 10 days updates. Back to 7 again and it's a lot less stressful. Here is the update for you, enjoy it! Looks like everyone had a shit b/p week!
It's better than having random updates. The roosters will be every Tuesday, right?
Top 5 Gainers:
aldlv - 407
I'm sure he's a machine! He can't be human to be on the top of the list every update!
bifgis - 355
But she's coming, beware aldlv! You have some competition.
Sterockicy - 252
You.
Special Congratulatory list:
Top 3 biggest average rises: AnalPenguinFarming + 26.7, Andrea364 + 2.9, ever-vigilant + 2.3!
You forgot bifgis, she had a + 50.7 average rise. Atention!
Random word: Peripheral!
???
*opens Google*
Random... completely random... Next time put a part of a car.
Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
13 // 19586 // 355 // 50.7 // 50.7+ // bifgis
See? 50.7+
21 // 06515 // 003 // 00.4 // 00.4+ // PossiblePancakes
He's still missing...
22 // 05127 // 004 // 00.6 // 24.2- // Solidone
23 // 04411 // 143 // 20.4 // 01.2- // Sir-Nuts
24 // 04100 // 013 // 01.9 // 25.7- // HeavenDuff
25 // 04058 // 050 // 07.1 // 06.0- // TheThing
How can I have competition with HeavenDuff and TheThing not B/P much and with Solidone with only 4 B/P? Come on!
At 12/18/07 02:00 AM, aldlv wrote: well guys... we have to be careful in the portal this days
'Brain Dog' is coming back...
No way, I thought that when Tom Fulp deleted them all the creators of that "series" would learn the leasson but no!
Hopefully the staff will delete them again.
oh... and... have you notice that is harder to get blam points now... or is just me...?
It is harder, even though there are some days that I can get more blams than saves. But it isn't harder to get blams because of the quality of the flashes, some people still are voting blindly on everything.
Oh, and I will answer that PM you sent me, ok? Just wait a little, I'll search for more.
At 12/17/07 09:43 PM, Sterockicy wrote: 01 // 59783 // 173 // 24.7 // 02.4- // X-Naut
Only a couple weeks away from 60 K, bastardo.
02 // 58018 // 127 // 18.1 // 09.0- // Phantom
Average, keep in mind I spend 10 hours a day at school :(
03 // 50806 // 141 // 20.1 // 15.1- // Major-punk
7 K gap, he'll catch up, eventually.
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At 12/17/07 09:46 PM, TheThing wrote:
Sadly, people like Idiot-Finder (found one!) abuse VGH, making it harder for those who really need it to get it. It also forces other statwhores need to use it, if they want to keep up with the averages and points set by abusers. It's a vicious cycle.
I didn't really abuse it, just used it for couple of days so my finger can heal faster until it didn't feel right so I stopped.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 12/18/07 02:00 AM, aldlv wrote:
yes... you are officially back major... XD
Indeed I am. Still not my greatest pace ever but it's a big improvement for me.
Random word: Peripheral!Random Response: 4 days left!!
Huh, what, don't scare me like that, whats in four days?
Damn you *waves fist* :P
"God damn young people, get off the streets!"
I should get back to regular B/P soon, just need my laptop and weeks of nothing to do. But I'll probably be working, we'll see how it pans out!!!
Yeah, I have been pretty busy with work too, good for making $$$ though, nearly up to $2,000 now in the bank.
At 12/18/07 07:58 AM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Why do you make updates when I'm not B/Ping much?
Because I don't want any competition. In fact I go to such extremes that I have implanted a series of hidden camera's into your house to view your b/p activities. This week I saw you were fairly absent so I decided to make an update.
It's better than having random updates. The roosters will be every Tuesday, right?
That is correct, I will be cooking roosters every Tuesday from now on.
Random word: Peripheral!???
*opens Google*
How can nobody know what a peripheral is?
13 // 19586 // 355 // 50.7 // 50.7+ // bifgis
See? 50.7+
She's not on the top 3 biggest average rise list because I haven't been able to log her average rise/drop yet. You see since she was new to the list last week her stats were all new. This week I can compare here average and her points gain but there is still nothing to compare here pace with. Therefore I just have it as the same as her pace and next week it will compare with that and determine her actual rise/drop. I don't include newcomers to the list because there rises will always be huge and the same as their daily pace. Hope this makes sense.
Attention all:
I did just say that the update will be constantly occurring every Tuesday from now on. I looked at the calendar yesterday to realize that next Tuesday is Christmas and the Tuesday after is New years day. I really didn't plan for that. Therefore I am not positive I will be able to do the update those days. Only time will tell so don't expect one and then chuck a hissy fit throwing new toys around when one doesn't come. YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON NEWGROUNDS ANYWAY ON XMAS!
*Salutes*
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I broke my right index finger in a fight today when I punched somebody as hard as I could. Atleast it wasn't my main fingers since those are officially Sherion and Chelsea's property now.... Damn I love them.... That's the whole reason why I got in the fight anyway, because some pizza faced bitch was trying to make a smooth move on one of them. He won't be talking to girls for a while. Although I'm relieved of that, my finger is fucking THROBBING like a bitch.
We're out until January third now and they're going to be spending the whole time with me, so you can probably guess what I'll be doing, in spite of the handicapped hand. I'm just going to have to use something besides my fingers, think my strangely long tongue would do?
At 12/18/07 06:04 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I didn't really abuse it, just used it for couple of days so my finger can heal faster until it didn't feel right so I stopped.
I see. Well, sounds like I'll be needing VGH since I get less than two B/P on average daily. Anyone have a link? Come on, I'm virtually crippled clicking wise, I have to use tab to get around and type one handed. It still hurts like a mother fucker. Wish me luck with this crap.
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At 12/18/07 08:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote:At 12/18/07 02:00 AM, aldlv wrote:
So I'm aldlv now?? :P
Huh, what, don't scare me like that, whats in four days?
Freedom from college, and back to B/P city
"God damn young people, get off the streets!"
Well at least I'm not 20 I suppose, but being older does have it's advantages
Yeah, I have been pretty busy with work too, good for making $$$ though, nearly up to $2,000 now in the bank.
Jesus, damn your parents paying for your living, I've made like 20000euro this year, but have spent it all because of rent, food etc, living in Europes most expensive city does have it's disadvantages :(
Oh and the portal isn't looking that great these days, where are all the good Christmas submissions?? Ok there are some really good ones, but there few and far between, well at least when I'm awake, hope things imporve for the holidays....
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At 12/18/07 08:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote:At 12/18/07 02:00 AM, aldlv wrote: It's better than having random updates. The roosters will be every Tuesday, right?That is correct, I will be cooking roosters every Tuesday from now on.
I love eating cocks ;)
How do you plan to prepare it?
At 12/19/07 06:04 PM, bifgis wrote:
I love eating cocks ;)
Remind me never to come near you then. Ouch!
How do you plan to prepare it?
Well I first grab it by the neck a squeeze really hard. Then I will freeze it until it's really REALLY hard. At that point I would start to massage it softly to capture all of the flavour. After a while it will go soft at which point I will remove the liquid that has formed. By now the cock is soft and can be eaten. Finally to add the perfect touch I add the nice white liquid that had formed over it as a nice sauce.
IMPORTANT BARRACKS NOTE:
It's SlashFirestorm's birthday today and although he is not with us, you should still post a happy birthday message. This way when he gets back I can direct him to the page full of belated birthday messages and nobody's head will be cut off, or worse.
Happy 22nd Birthday Slash!
I said it see, no need to kill me! Happy faces everyone!
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Happy Birthday to me, motherfuckers!
I'll be getting teh drunk tonight, lol.
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