At 10/20/07 10:29 AM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN

I'm suspicious too but there is no solid proof it's stolen, did you notice his e-mail origin while it was UJ? It still passed now...

At 10/20/07 10:29 AM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN
ORIGINAL

-and-

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

This is NOT the guy no matter what it says on his profile. There are easily downloaded games.

Both of the stolen flashes that you pointed link to the same flash. Also, they've passed, but I wasn't here when you posted it, so I couldn't flag them.

At 10/20/07 01:10 AM, aldlv wrote: but... everyone do whatever he wants... so... don't be so cruel TheThing, don't say it that way...
and... Coop83... good luck with her... I wish you the best...

I'm not being cruel, I'm just asking why he would opt to spend time on a website instead of doing whatever with his girlfriend. You have to hang out together if you want to stay together. And what's with all the "..."s?

And.. Today was my graduation at School... so now.. I have a big diploma =D...

Awesome! I don't graduate for another 2 1/2 years. :(

I start the University on February... so... I going to dedicate full to flash right now... because I really would like to upload something on NG... And I want it to be very good...

If you haven't uploaded anything on NG, I'm not sure how good it would be. I'd say hold off on submitting something, and just practice in flash; fool around until you get used to doing actionscript and drawing.

At 10/20/07 12:41 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/20/07 11:51 AM, SnakeHank wrote: Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!

You can't, civilian. You need to earn 2,500 B/P first. Try out for the NGDoD first, then go for the NGPD when you have the B/P required for them. Sooner or later you will qualify for us.

Good luck.

Thank you, sir.

Well, I've been getting some B/P done today. Not a WHOLE lot, but definitely more than the last week to week and a half.

But, I did get SOMETHING today that is quite sexiful.

After nearly two years of silvery goodness:

At 10/20/07 07:26 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey all,

Hi, Baby...

Just thought I would make this quick post to highlight a sad message I discovered just then. It seems that Denvish may be leaving NG's for good. I didn't really know him personally, but he was a great user and its a little sad to see him leaving. If you want to know where I got this information just look here.

Denvish was a great member and a model B/Per. He was one of the few moderators I respected and felt deserved the position. It is truly sad to see such an honest, good doing user leave. I hope he will be back to assist us in the Portal one day.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 10/20/07 11:49 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, I've been getting some B/P done today. Not a WHOLE lot, but definitely more than the last week to week and a half.

I had such a great weekend to B/P. I had three days, but my schedule made me unable to B/P. I only have tomorrow free, so I'm waking up at 9:00 am CST, and B/Ping all day. In a few days I may pass you in B/P. =P

But, I did get SOMETHING today that is quite sexiful.

After nearly two years of silvery goodness:

I just got my Gold whistle last week. It makes me feel amazing.

On a different note, I shopped all day today! I feel like such an emo because I got around 5 pairs of jeans...THAT ARE TIGHT! I mean they are really tight as in cool, but also crunch my balls into a compact form that I never knew existed. It is OK though because I didn't get them at Hot Topic, but at American Eagle. However, I then went to Hot Topic and got some awesome band tee-shirts. My mom probably spent around $750 on clothes for me today; as well as $250 on my sister and $500 for the house decorations.

Today was a long day and I am catching a cold, so I better be off to sleep.

By the way, Supreme Commander EagleRock, the Barrack's cots are very uncomfortable.

*Salutes*

At 10/21/07 12:23 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

By the way, Supreme Commander EagleRock, the Barrack's cots are very uncomfortable.

O.O....

HOW dare you complain about the cots, you useless walking pair of testicles, we picked you off the street and gave you a roof over your head and a honorary job and you dare tell us the cots are uncomfortable? Then go out to the fucking street and sleep on a bench and beg for charity, see how you like it then!

I do not like ungrateful people :P

At 10/21/07 03:24 AM, Phantom wrote: O.O....

O.o....

HOW dare you complain about the cots, you useless walking pair of testicles, we picked you off the street and gave you a roof over your head and a honorary job and you dare tell us the cots are uncomfortable? Then go out to the fucking street and sleep on a bench and beg for charity, see how you like it then!

It would be more comfortable if Slash didn't have the cot under me! He always has a freaking boner and it starts to take a toll on my back! I mean, if I wanted to get molested I would just go to Alabama. Besides, if I sleep outside I will be even more uncomfortable and thus become a little prick. =(

I do not like ungrateful people :P

Yeah...me too.

At 10/21/07 01:44 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: O.o....

>_>

It would be more comfortable if Slash didn't have the cot under me! He always has a freaking boner and it starts to take a toll on my back! I mean, if I wanted to get molested I would just go to Alabama. Besides, if I sleep outside I will be even more uncomfortable and thus become a little prick. =(

Hmmm, that we already tried solving, in the upper cot he simply crushes our roof which is rather costly...But since this needs solving, we'll insert a small stun gun in the bottom part of your bunk, that should restrain him for as long as those AA batteries work. Enjoy ; )

Yeah...me too.

And I don't like roof wrecking erections.

Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?

At 10/21/07 07:42 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?

At this time you're not a high enough B/p level you need 2,500 B/ps to get in. But you can help by voting fairly on all submissions and not for B/p points.

Oh shit guys in southern california there's a state of emergency right now! Two major fires with ten smaller ones. It's getting prettty scary becaus it's like 15-20 minutes away from me! I hope my power doesn't go out that shit would suck.

At 10/21/07 07:42 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?

First of all, to join the Elite Guard Barracks you need to have at least 2,500 B/P points to have a rank of Elite Guard.

But for now you could join other Blam and Protection crews like the Newgrounds Police Headquarters and the newgrounds departement of defense.

At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

I can do both :P She sits down and does some painting, I'll sit in front of the computer. There's no privacy in her house, as her Mum spends most of her time on the sofa, recovering. I'm making the best of a bad situation and the cooking's better at her place than mine :P

My girlfriend understands the joy of free time. She gets enough of it, being unemployed, while I work 35+ hours per week and go to the gym for about 8 hours on top of that.

The occasional half-hour to hit the portal and catch up with a few reviews is all I really need. Sometimes, she even watches the flash I show her - she's into Blockhead, Skullhead and Brackenwood. She has been known to laugh disapprovingly at Tankmen :P

At 10/22/07 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: I can do both :P

With all due respect to a fellow Supreme Commander, you are one lucky bastard. I have been without a relationship for the entire duration I was active in NG, that means since about....September of 2005 but I will say I've been trying to get back in the game but fuck is it hard, although I'm an intelligent, average looking, amusing and thoughtful guy, women here are either retarded or play hard to get on a world class level. My new year resolution of 2007 was to avoid women all together for at least one year.

It did not work.

>_>

hey... ATTENTION!!!
something is happening in our forum... look...
some Unregistered ppl are posting are posting topic on the 'Member Introductions' they are putting a lot of link...
Slash.. sir...
Do you know what's happening?

At 10/22/07 03:16 PM, aldlv wrote: Do you know what's happening?

Deleted, it's just some random advertising crap that comes up occasionally when you run a forum. If it goes on, I'll have to recommend changing posting abilities in the site to only validated users...

At 10/22/07 04:09 PM, Phantom wrote: I'll have to recommend changing posting abilities in the site to only validated users...

I thought that was on.. already...
Well... thnx for deleting them sir...
i'll go back to front lines...
*salute*

At 10/22/07 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: I can do both :P

You sir, are one lucky bastard. I wish any of my girlfriends (hell, even my friends) were so excepting of Newgrounds as she is.

You should marry her.

At 10/22/07 05:09 PM, TheThing wrote: You should marry her.

Wow... that was deep... XD... And... he is right... you should...

Sirs! I was not requesting to join! I was requesting if there was anything I could do to further your goals! As a milita voulenteer, I am ready for reasrve socouting and recon duty any time, sirs!

At 10/22/07 07:08 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Sirs! I was not requesting to join! I was requesting if there was anything I could do to further your goals! As a milita voulenteer, I am ready for reasrve socouting and recon duty any time, sirs!

Well, you can work in the Portal by getting B/P, And fight against Spams... but, remember... you must vote fairly on the submissions... and not just 'five' all you saw...
I think there's no other thing you can do...
In the Proper Time... when you get your 2500 B/P point.. you can come back... And ask again...

Thanx for your interest and your enthusiasms...

- Sergeant aldlv...

At 10/22/07 07:08 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Sirs! I was not requesting to join! I was requesting if there was anything I could do to further your goals! As a militia volunteer, I am ready for reserve scouting and recon duty any time, sirs!

Well, to further OUR goals, you should further yourself by being a good Newgrounder.

By that, I mean, get into the mix a bit. Join a club like the NGDoD once you qualify (if you haven't already), review Flash fairly and vote the same. Make sure to spend time in the portal voting on the purple Under Judgment submissions, too. Also, be sure to vote on at least 5 Flash a day so your level can increase.

At 10/22/07 12:54 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/22/07 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: I can do both :P

With all due respect to a fellow Supreme Commander, you are one lucky bastard.

Thank you. *salutes*

My new year resolution of 2007 was to avoid women all together for at least one year.

It did not work.

That would depend upon giving 'special dispensation' to relatives, like your mother, sisters, aunts, grandmothers etc, so that you could still associate with them, otherwise you'd starve to death and never have any clean clothes :P

At 10/22/07 05:09 PM, TheThing wrote: You sir, are one lucky bastard. I wish any of my girlfriends (hell, even my friends) were so excepting of Newgrounds as she is.

I am trying to exploit her artistic tendencies at the moment. I'm starting off with a few easy things, like a new ident pic, banner and sig pic. Watch this space

You should marry her.

No, I've not had enough sex yet!

At 10/22/07 05:35 PM, aldlv wrote: Wow... that was deep... XD... And... he is right... you should...

If I'd have done everything anyone on the internet told me to do, I'd have made a bathtub full of custard and then eaten myself silly a few years back.

At 10/23/07 08:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: That would depend upon giving 'special dispensation' to relatives, like your mother, sisters, aunts, grandmothers etc, so that you could still associate with them, otherwise you'd starve to death and never have any clean clothes :P

Meh, I never considered any female relatives as remotely female, thus they are not women and are not to be avoided, in my definition a woman would have to be between the age of consent and about 35 whom I could sleep with and not feel guilty or physically ill from it.

Again, it did not work, over the past year I've asked 3 different women out, an affirmative response has yet to come.

Check the obituaries

Lots of spam flashes have been deleted today.
I wonder if one day all of them will be cleared.

PLEASE, HELP ME BLAM THIS!
This is so pathetic. I've been seeing these flashes pass where they DON'T EVEN LOAD! I know I am not part of this crew, but please, help me blam it!

At 10/23/07 08:41 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/22/07 05:09 PM, TheThing wrote: You sir, are one lucky bastard. I wish any of my girlfriends (hell, even my friends) were so excepting of Newgrounds as she is.

I am trying to exploit her artistic tendencies at the moment. I'm starting off with a few easy things, like a new ident pic, banner and sig pic. Watch this space

That's a good idea. She gets some stuff for her portfolio, and has a little fun, and you get a new profile pic, banner, and sig. You are the luckiest guy on Newgrounds right now.

You should marry her.

No, I've not had enough sex yet!

Alright, smash that a few more times, then marry her before something goes awry and your next girlfriend says you can't go to NG anymore.

At 10/22/07 05:35 PM, aldlv wrote:

If I'd have done everything anyone on the internet told me to do, I'd have made a bathtub full of custard and then eaten myself silly a few years back.

lolwut?

Oh, that reminds me of this thing Gagsy posted in General; it was this gel stuff that you put in your tub, and it's like bathing in Jell-o. It was like Gelli-baff, or something close to that.

At 10/23/07 08:00 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: PLEASE, HELP ME BLAM THIS!
This is so pathetic. I've been seeing these flashes pass where they DON'T EVEN LOAD! I know I am not part of this crew, but please, help me blam it!

Sorry, but we are not blam machines. We go into the portal and vote fairly and can not be swayed by others and we do not sway each other, either.

Take solace in the fact that we will/have all looked at what is UJ and voted fairly on it, not based on if we think it will or will not pass.

At 10/23/07 08:00 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: PLEASE, HELP ME BLAM THIS!
This is so pathetic. I've been seeing these flashes pass where they DON'T EVEN LOAD! I know I am not part of this crew, but please, help me blam it!

Don't try to create a mass voting... don't ask help to us for that...
As RSQViper said.. go to the portal and vote fairly...
And you you think a submission is... "pathetic"... keep it for yourself... we all hate some submissions... but, we do not complain about them that way...

You may have noticed that there hasn't been the scheduled update yet. Reason being, work and school projects and my big flash project. I may do it some day soon, but if not, it will be next Tuesday.

Sorry guys!

*Salutes*