At 10/23/07 10:48 AM, Phantom wrote: Again, it did not work, over the past year I've asked 3 different women out, an affirmative response has yet to come.

The solution - ask more women out. You'll get more slaps, but you'll get more success.

At 10/24/07 08:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: The solution - ask more women out. You'll get more slaps, but you'll get more success.

I've heard crazier things in my life, but very few, it's just crazy enough to work. I'll have to see what I can do about it, sadly I know myself, and my polite nature won't allow me to just ask any woman out, because for me the situation has to be right, I won't be the type to hit on some one on the bus...

At 10/24/07 11:23 AM, Phantom wrote: I've heard crazier things in my life, but very few, it's just crazy enough to work.

Let me know the results :)

I think this one's stolen - look at the writing block on the right, how it falls off the side of the page. No previous submissions by the author, no own website etc

Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

At 10/26/07 03:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

What the fuck is a book?

At 10/26/07 05:54 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/26/07 03:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

What the fuck is a book?

haha...
well, honestly..
I still reading books...
ohh.. wait... does school's book counts?...

At 10/26/07 05:56 PM, aldlv wrote:

At 10/26/07 05:54 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/26/07 03:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

What the fuck is a book?

haha...
well, honestly..
I still reading books...
ohh.. wait... does school's book counts?...

No, it doesn't. I'm sure they mean real books, like the Harry Potter series, or something like that. Maybe Manga counts too. I just want to know how to show it off, since it doesn't show up on the user page.

Back after my computer breaks and surrounded by fire i return. So has the portal been good or bad lately?

Today is a pretty special day for me.

Its my 500th day on Newgrounds and also, my 1st year anniversary in the EGB. I joined back on page 566 exactly 1 year ago. Pretty freaky that both those achievements came on the same day.

*Salutes*

At 10/26/07 11:58 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Today is a pretty special day for me.

Gongrats! It takes a dedicated person to stay with something for 1 1/2 years, and 1 year (respectively). Tomorrow is my 700th day on NG (ironically), but I can't celebrate a 1 year NGEB anniversary until April 13/14, depending if you count the date of application, or date of official approval.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 10/26/07 08:39 PM, TheThing wrote: No, it doesn't. I'm sure they mean real books, like the Harry Potter series, or something like that. Maybe Manga counts too. I just want to know how to show it off, since it doesn't show up on the user page.

Yes.. I was kidding XD... and Harry potter's are my favorites ones...

At 10/26/07 11:58 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Today is a pretty special day for me.

Its my 500th day on Newgrounds and also, my 1st year anniversary in the EGB. I joined back on page 566 exactly 1 year ago. Pretty freaky that both those achievements came on the same day.

*Salutes*

congrats sir... 1 year... awesome.. I don't even have 1 year on NG... =D

At 10/26/07 03:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

I read a book every single day. It's amazing what free time you get when you've got a slow portal and all of the threads you usually talk in die back with inactivity over a lunch hour :P

I'm currently reading the Dragons of Pern Series, by Anne McCaffrey Awesome tales of sci fi / fantasy.

At 10/26/07 03:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Finally, Ross has fixed all the gray links! Now we can edit our other favorites, like movies, games, music, and books. Wait, books? Who reads anymore, especially those on NG?

I usually don't, I've only read a few books but when I was about 10 I used to read a lot.
I like some books like The Lord Of The Rings, the series of books is better than the film, I think.
I'm going to start reading The Chronicles of Narnia. My brother has just finished reading it and he said it was a great book. It's more than 700 pages long, so I might take more than a month to read the entire book.

At 10/27/07 07:24 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I usually don't, I've only read a few books but when I was about 10 I used to read a lot.
I like some books like The Lord Of The Rings, the series of books is better than the film, I think.
I'm going to start reading The Chronicles of Narnia. My brother has just finished reading it and he said it was a great book. It's more than 700 pages long, so I might take more than a month to read the entire book.

A month?... that's much... I'm a book eater... XD... I read the Harry Potter books 1 to 4 in a week...
I do like to read... and I like that kind of literature.. The Lord Of The Rings & The Chronicles of Narnia are a good example of a books I would like to get...
But.. I have to wait...
Well the portal have been nice today... a lot of submissions.. and I was working today on my whistle.. but it looks like it doesn't want to get do deity.. :'(

well a nice weekend to everyone...
*salutes*

Sergeant EagleRock reporting for service. I would like to join these fine tropps, sir. i am sorry sir but my whistle is broken, sir.

At 10/27/07 09:07 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Sergeant EagleRock reporting for service. I would like to join these fine tropps, sir. i am sorry sir but my whistle is broken, sir.

I'm sorry to tell you that you don't have enough b/p point to join
you should have at least 2500...
I like your enthusiasm... when you get to Police Officer (500 B/p point) you can join the N.g Police Headquarters...
that is basically the same.. but... it's for police... 500-2499 B/Pp
and if you want to fix your whistle.. you can go to this topic... Rage's gift to you

and... just to finish... is not Sergeant EagleRock... It's
Sup. Commander EagleRock

so... good luck with the B/Pp...

- Sergeant aldlv

Hey.. just a question sir...
well.. Slash or Phantom...
can I say Sup. Commander EagleRock
or I should say...
Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock??

At 10/27/07 09:07 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Sergeant EagleRock reporting for service. I would like to join these fine tropps, sir. i am sorry sir but my whistle is broken, sir.

Well, that's a problem, Safety Patroller!

First up, one must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P) to join the Barracks. You're off to a good start, but you've still got quite the ways to go! When you reach Security Guard you can apply at the Newgrounds Police Department, where they can help you rank up higher.

Secondly, users with broken whistles are not permitted to join the Barracks. I recommend reading the Newgrounds FAQ carefully, particularly the review guidelines, and then keep an eye on the most recent page or two of the Abusive Review Thread and flag abuse until you fix up your whistle.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

At 10/27/07 09:26 PM, aldlv wrote: Hey.. just a question sir...
well.. Slash or Phantom...
can I say Sup. Commander EagleRock
or I should say...
Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock??

1) FUCK YOU FOR POSTING FASTER THAN ME GAHHH

2) It doesn't matter. I'd personally use B/P rank for general Barracks activity, and officer rank if the situation calls for it.

At 10/27/07 09:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 1) FUCK YOU FOR POSTING FASTER THAN ME GAHHH

Ohh.. sorry Sir... I believe you wasn't loged...

But, it's your job... & I'm not going to answer to the new recruits... anymore...
sorry Sir... *salute*

It's been a long while...glad to see everyone here at the Barracks is doing ok... Life won't stop-Just keeps getting in the way of everything!

a stolen one...
stolen
original

and here's where he get this...

wow... it was flagged in like 20 seconds...
well, I'll back to the front lines...
*salute*

Just got the Blam message, haven't gotten since the redesign, it's not as cool now, but still made me laugh.

At 10/28/07 01:59 PM, Phantom wrote: Just got the Blam message, haven't gotten since the redesign, it's not as cool now, but still made me laugh.

Wait.. you have a voting power of 11.32???
I only have a vote of 6.5 ... :'(
BTW... how was the message before?

Well, the portal is ok... a few stolen today, & a few spams...
I have Updated my " Latest News"... now it looks better and have a new order...
then... Waterlollies from Chluaid is going to be released on NG soon... maybe after Halloween... I'm waiting for it since a long time ago...
and.. just to finish.. guest what...?
the KK ask me to join...
<_< ... those... those...

I'm really mad...
me, on the KK... NEVER!!!!!
I just answered him... saying... No thanx, I'm not interested...
But I would like to wrote to him something else... >: (
...

- Sergeant aldlv reporting...

At 10/28/07 02:44 PM, aldlv wrote:

the KK ask me to join...
<_< ... those... those...

I'm really mad...
me, on the KK... NEVER!!!!!
I just answered him... saying... No thanx, I'm not interested...
But I would like to wrote to him something else... >: (
...

- Sergeant aldlv reporting...

I got that messege to, but is it from the KK? It says that is from AntoArts or something like that.
I didn't answer it yet, I want to know if that is really the KK or not, but I probably won't join it.

At 10/28/07 02:44 PM, aldlv wrote: I only have a vote of 6.5 ... :'(

Don't worry, you'll get there. I'm only at 7.8, so you'll be able to get there soon with a little leveling up, since you already have an awesome B/P pace

BTW... how was the message before?

I don't know, and my neck doesn't turn that far to see if I got it. Next time, just copy and paste the text from the message. You don't even have to make it italic, you can just put it on here.

Also, while checking your profile, I noticed you spoke Spanish. But here you speak pretty good English, and you didn't put where you live (I don't think "in/on some side" is a country). So, which is it? Natural English speaker, or natural Spanish speaker?

At 10/28/07 10:29 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 10/28/07 02:44 PM, aldlv wrote: I only have a vote of 6.5 ... :'(

Don't worry, you'll get there. I'm only at 7.8, so you'll be able to get there soon with a little leveling up, since you already have an awesome B/P pace

I have a 7.75 voting power ??? Why is your V.P. higher than mine TheThing? lol its weird...

Anyway I'm back from my weekend off with my family for my mother's birthday
I also have reached 2000 Protection points :)
and now I am aiming for a total of 4000 B/P points !!

Anything's new in here?

At 10/28/07 02:44 PM, aldlv wrote: Wait.. you have a voting power of 11.32???
I only have a vote of 6.5 ... :'(

It's because of all of my awesome B/P points. Awesome, isn't it?

BTW... how was the message before?

When you voted you got to a different "thank you" page for voting and if you blammed or saved something you'd get a neat little flash describing it, I don't know where to find it now though...

At 10/28/07 09:12 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I got that messege to, but is it from the KK? It says that is from AntoArts or something like that.
I didn't answer it yet, I want to know if that is really the KK or not, but I probably won't join it.

Not directly... but the 2 Member I know form the AA... have some KK submissions...
I don't want to get involved with that ppl...
you understand my point, soldier?...