http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 5844

I want you to watch that flash. It's a white screen. Just a white screen. You may think that it's not loading, but it's only a white screen. No sound, not even a poorly drawn picture. Just a blank screen.

Now, could you tell me how this passed? Fuck, it's not even like they made the file 864354 MBs; it's only .2 Kb. I mean, before, at least some of the loops had a lol or 2 from it, but this....this is a disgrace to all spammers. Where's the creativity? Where's the passion? Where's the speakonia?

At 10/17/07 05:57 PM, TheThing wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 5844

I want you to watch that flash. It's a white screen. Just a white screen. You may think that it's not loading, but it's only a white screen. No sound, not even a poorly drawn picture. Just a blank screen.

Now, could you tell me how this passed?

Uhhh... it has been blammed. Actually I'm not sure if it was blammed or just deleted by the author. Probably the second option.
Wow, was it just a blank screen? I've seen a few blank flashes and they all have been blammed. I've never seen one of them pass.

At 10/17/07 06:27 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Uhhh... it has been blammed. Actually I'm not sure if it was blammed or just deleted by the author. Probably the second option.
Wow, was it just a blank screen? I've seen a few blank flashes and they all have been blammed. I've never seen one of them pass.

Sorry to tell you.. but.. this I have seen some that pass... you don't?.. but.. it's the same author, just yesterday...
look... 0.1 KB

-Sergeant aldlv...

At 10/17/07 06:52 PM, aldlv wrote:

Sorry to tell you.. but.. this I have seen some that pass... you don't?.. but.. it's the same author, just yesterday...
look... 0.1 KB

-Sergeant aldlv...

Wow, 0.1 KB and it passed? That's... weird. But I wasn't there when it was submitted. It was 12:00 AM here so I was sleeping, but that doesn't matter.
Somehow it passed, maybye they will delete it like they did to their other small one.

At 10/17/07 07:00 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Wow, 0.1 KB and it passed? That's... weird. But I wasn't there when it was submitted. It was 12:00 AM here so I was sleeping, but that doesn't matter.
Somehow it passed, maybye they will delete it like they did to their other small one.

I think it got blammed. By the time I got to it, it had 264 views, so I figured that it would pass. But aldlv brings up the original, and it begs the question: are NGers really that desperate for a quick save that they would give a 2+ to a fucking WHITE SCREEN?!

At 10/17/07 08:39 PM, TheThing wrote: I think it got blammed. By the time I got to it, it had 264 views, so I figured that it would pass. But aldlv brings up the original, and it begs the question: are NGers really that desperate for a quick save that they would give a 2+ to a fucking WHITE SCREEN?!

Looks like the answer is 'yes', soldier...

At 10/17/07 08:39 PM, TheThing wrote: I think it got blammed. By the time I got to it, it had 264 views, so I figured that it would pass. But aldlv brings up the original, and it begs the question: are NGers really that desperate for a quick save that they would give a 2+ to a fucking WHITE SCREEN?!

This is the exact reason why something should be done. I'm fucking sick of this bullshit. There is absolutely no fucking reason in Hell that a piece of shit .01kb Flash should EVER be able to fucking pass. I'm starting to lose all fucking hope for the Portal.

At 10/17/07 11:36 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: This is the exact reason why something should be done. I'm fucking sick of this bullshit. There is absolutely no fucking reason in Hell that a piece of shit .01kb Flash should EVER be able to fucking pass. I'm starting to lose all fucking hope for the Portal.

Well, looking at a few things this is either 1) a file swap (no one reviewed it the same day it was released) or; 2) they mass voted it before and after 12am (this is also very possible). Their votes would have been enough to keep it alive until 12am when they get to vote on it again.

Either way, what ass clowns.

At 11/29/05 01:29 PM, EagleRock wrote:

- Anyone can post here, as long as they are in the Elite Guard or are genuinely interested in the Elite Guard.

Now report in, soldiers!

Recruit bloodman101 reporting in! may i join (im not in elite guard so im a recruit)

Have a nice day segearnt Eaglerock!

can someone tell me the sig/thingy coz i see people wearing it and its cool... and i don;t wanna search thru pages if its in this thread.. sorry sir!

oh wait.. do i need a special blam level?!

damn i can't join if so

honourable discharge..:(

At 10/18/07 06:37 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: oh wait.. do i need a special blam level?!

damn i can't join if so

honourable discharge..:(

sorry bout 3 posts Seargent ,but i read the first post OVER and OVEr again then read slowly and figured out its NOT a b/p club... and can someone make me the elite guard sig?

thats if i can join though...

thanks Soldiers

Actually, it is a B/P club: the Elite Guard Barracks is a group dedicated to voting fairly in the Portal, with no biases or mass voting. While that's not all we do, it is the core of our activity.

To join you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), so yeah, you're not qualified for the Barracks yet. However, once you reach Security Guard you can apply at the NGPD.

Incidentally, Sergeant EagleRock has gotten a few more B/P since that first post...we all have, heh...

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

At 10/18/07 06:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

You really could do with 'modernising' your name. i.e. shortening it :P

At 10/18/07 03:08 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/17/07 11:36 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: This is the exact reason why something should be done. I'm fucking sick of this bullshit. There is absolutely no fucking reason in Hell that a piece of shit .01kb Flash should EVER be able to fucking pass. I'm starting to lose all fucking hope for the Portal.

Well, looking at a few things this is either 1) a file swap (no one reviewed it the same day it was released) or; 2) they mass voted it before and after 12am (this is also very possible). Their votes would have been enough to keep it alive until 12am when they get to vote on it again.

I have Tried but I think you cannot vote twice for an Uj, I always stay until midnight and I have tried to vote again, on the submission but it doesn't work... They think about it... You can only vote again to the submission from yesterday on the Uj, until it PASSES Judgment... sir...
Sorry for the bad news... but I believe in the first one... the thing I can't stand is that he is happy, he posted in his page "0.1 KB hits the portal"... and.. I forgot to say.. but you may already realize, it was the KK...

What I think is happening is that ppl, just because it's the KK... they vote 5... as simple as that...

- Sergeant aldlv

Last time I tried, I could vote on a submission a second time after midnight, although I had to wait a couple minutes before it would let me. I dunno if they've changed that...I'll check it tonight, I guess.

At 10/18/07 09:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/18/07 06:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

You really could do with 'modernising' your name. i.e. shortening it :P

I do it on purpose. :3

At 10/18/07 11:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Last time I tried, I could vote on a submission a second time after midnight, although I had to wait a couple minutes before it would let me. I dunno if they've changed that...I'll check it tonight, I guess.

You definitely can. I've done it very recently. It definitely works.

At 10/18/07 03:08 AM, RSQViper wrote: Well, looking at a few things this is either 1) a file swap (no one reviewed it the same day it was released)

I highly doubt. Normally, some one would file swap to a blank screen. And no one reviewed it because it didn't deserve to be reviewed, and there wasn't anything to review.

or; 2) they mass voted it before and after 12am (this is also very possible). Their votes would have been enough to keep it alive until 12am when they get to vote on it again.

Yeah, especially since the "sequel", if you will, didn't pass, yet the original did. There is some hope left, if people are getting rid of shit like that.

Speaking of which...

The only reason this piece of shit passed was because of the authors; the other 2 didn't have the "pedigree" of this one. Obviously, something with those users names will get it to pass, over just most of the original 2.

Either way, what ass clowns.

Aren't all spammers?

WHEW

Slashy is excitable today!

Pensacola got hit by four tornadoes today, one of which ripped up downtown (and was pretty impressive in terms of size and power). Outbreaks like that are rare around here...in fact, I can't think of a time when the region was multiple'd like that.

I'm a little tiffed that I didn't get to see any of them in person, but I still got to enjoy the wind and rain throughout the night/morning, so...it's still awesome.

Slash <3's storms.

At 10/18/07 11:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 10/18/07 09:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: You really could do with 'modernising' your name. i.e. shortening it :P

I do it on purpose. :3

But I always thought that the length of the name is inversely proportional to the size of the e-penis...

At 10/18/07 07:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash <3's storms.

So, did any religious bigots get slaughtered by the tornados?

I didn't get to B/P much as I was downloading installation for Counter-Strike: Source for around 10 hours yesterday. I just sat on my ass until 9:30 pm when my friends wanted to know if they could pick me up and we could go egging. Naturally I agreed, so we hit our vice-principal's house; he is a huge douche bag anyway.

Today seems like I'll be guarding the Portal all day. Who all is going to be there to assist me?

At 10/18/07 07:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash <3's storms.

Then stay off here, Israel in mid October has been reduced to 40% humidity which basically causes constant dry mouth and aching teeth as well as occasional Migraines. About twice or so last week the weather was pleasant and too hot as it would normally be, but for now it's rather bad. Hopefully by November we'll get a little more rain and such...

At 10/19/07 10:18 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I didn't get to B/P much as I was downloading installation for Counter-Strike: Source for around 10 hours yesterday.

I haven't got much B/Ping done this week, as the hard drive on my computer at home imploded while my brother was playing on it. Now we've got 1 computer, which wasn't connected to the internet, because for some reason, with the master computer connected directly to the modem, the wireless router works, but without it won't, which fucked me off mightily.

Now I'm struggling to reach the 30/day for the week, which may or may not be boosted by me being at my girlfriend's tonight.

At 10/19/07 11:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: Now I'm struggling to reach the 30/day for the week, which may or may not be boosted by me being at my girlfriend's tonight.

Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

It's a good thing you saved yourself by writing current girlfriend or ya know, we'd think you were a loser who'd never had a girlfriend...touche my friend touche.

At 10/19/07 07:03 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

It's a good thing you saved yourself by writing current girlfriend or ya know, we'd think you were a loser who'd never had a girlfriend...touche my friend touche.

I'm meticulous like that. I knew that if I said just "girlfriend", I'd be called a loser who'd never had a girlfriend. Which would be a lie. I've had like 864635146870654105367461 girlfriends. And they were all hot. And I had regular orgies with them.

At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

HE knows that he is taking about... If I had a girlfriend right now... You wouldn't see my here on NG... XD (well, once a month.. maybe)
but... everyone do whatever he wants... so... don't be so cruel TheThing, don't say it that way...
and... Coop83... good luck with her... I wish you the best...

And.. Today was my graduation at School... so now.. I have a big diploma =D...
I start the University on February... so... I going to dedicate full to flash right now... because I really would like to upload something on NG... And I want it to be very good...
XD...

- Sergeant aldlv

Hey all,

Just thought I would make this quick post to highlight a sad message I discovered just then. It seems that Denvish may be leaving NG's for good. I didn't really know him personally, but he was a great user and its a little sad to see him leaving. If you want to know where I got this information just look here.

*Salutes*

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

-and-

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

This is NOT the guy no matter what it says on his profile. There are easily downloaded games.

Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!

At 10/20/07 11:51 AM, SnakeHank wrote: Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!

You can't, civilian. You need to earn 2,500 B/P first. Try out for the NGDoD first, then go for the NGPD when you have the B/P required for them. Sooner or later you will qualify for us.

Good luck.