At 10/9/07 02:09 AM, 50vmp wrote: Sir, I am 50vmp requesting permission to speak with slashfirestorm sir.

Hello, I am Elite Guard Sergeant PossiblePancakes. I'm sure SlashFirestorm will tell you this as well, but you do not meet the qualifications to become an Elite Guard Barracks member; you do however meet the qualifications to join the Newgrounds Police HQ. You are getting closer to the 2,500 Blam and Protection points needed to join the Elite Guard Barracks, but until you reach that marker feel free to apply to the Newgrounds Police HQ.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 3 biggest average rises: PossiblePancakes + 41.8, Solidone +16.7, ever-vigilant + 5.1!

Yay! I finally got something mentioned about me, I feel like such an attention whore! It really surprised me that I got that particular mention since I vote non-passing on a lot of crap that does pass; odd. :3

I also have a quick laugh for you guys; I almost shit myself when I woke up and saw this earlier this morning.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Top 5 Gainers:

asteca89 - 1101
craigalan - 1093
BlueHippo - 738
Seamonky - 716
pwroftheseagoat - 638

ohh... wow.. i didn't know about this... about the list...
Nice work sir

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: craigalan, BlueHippo, Seamonky!
New to the list: aldlv, Sir-Nuts!

ohh... I appear here...

Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: PossiblePancakes + 41.8, Solidone +16.7, ever-vigilant + 5.1!

Congrats PossiblePancakes

Random word: Hysterectomy

Interesting...

42 // 04362 // NEW // NEW // NEW // aldlv
i'm number 42... ohhh... wow...

I was just about to ask, where can I find a list of the members?...
so we are 56... ok

well I'll go to the portal now...
*salute*

After I clean out my computer guts again and get back a few precious degrees from the Overheating Gremlin, I think I'll do a few all-day B/P runs, like the old days.

I miss those days...I haven't been able to B/P easily for almost a year now *sniff*.

Ol' Slashy needs a new computer so bad. DAMN MY POVERTY.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Top 5 Gainers:

asteca89 - 1101
craigalan - 1093
BlueHippo - 738
Seamonky - 716
pwroftheseagoat - 638

Congrats to all, it saddens me that I'm not even getting close to this list anymore :(

Top gainers, repeat offenders: craigalan, BlueHippo, Seamonky!

Congrats!

New to the list: aldlv, Sir-Nuts!

Should probably have said hi/welcome before, but HI and WELCOME!

Top 3 biggest average rises: PossiblePancakes + 41.8, Solidone +16.7, ever-vigilant + 5.1!

Woah woah woah, my gain was higher than ever-vigilant's! I call mistake (I know, you're surprised, admit it!)

08 // 46224 // 0716 // 51.1 // 06.9- // Seamonky

My next target is vanishing into the distance :(

09 // 38878 // 0388 // 27.7 // 12.6+ // Sentio

Better, about what I would hope for during term time with a nice connection but WAY too much work to do. I might get a free week at some point to really have a blast and get my ass back in the top points list.

10 // 36117 // 0003 // 00.2 // 22.7- // EagleRock
11 // 33915 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
12 // 32659 // 0638 // 45.6 // 03.6+ // pwroftheseagoat
13 // 31301 // 0484 // 34.6 // 01.3- // Coop83

No immediate danger...

Thanks for the update, gives me a reason to post, been slacking too much recently.

*salutes*

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Thanks for the update, Stero

13 // 31301 // 0484 // 34.6 // 01.3- // Coop83

I've got A-Rod's number, but as it turns out, we might not have him much longer *clings to the belief that he's staying!*

A few months before PenguinLink passes me, let's see if I can pass Slash before then :)

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

I didn't knew that there is a list here... Nice!

Top 5 Gainers:

asteca89 - 1101
craigalan - 1093
BlueHippo - 738
Seamonky - 716
pwroftheseagoat - 638

Congratulations to them!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: craigalan, BlueHippo, Seamonky!
New to the list: aldlv, Sir-Nuts!
Returning to the list: None!

I'm here with aldlv.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

49 // 02941 // 0023 // 01.6 // 06.0- // Andrea364
50 // 03037 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Sir-Nuts
51 // 02853 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier

I hope I get more B/P this week. I'll try to be more active this week, couldn't do much in the last seven days.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 03 // 56296 // 0328 // 23.4 // 01.8- // Phantom

Well that sucks...Damn it.

02 // 57412 // 1101 // 78.6 // 78.6+ // azteca89

I...I...I have a better whistle than yours, so there! Damn it.

*Leaves*

Important:

Anyone who has signed up at the EGB forums and has NOT been validated, speak up now. There are several unverified e-mail addresses that don't appear to correlate to anyone in the Barracks; all e-mails currently pending will be considered spam and deleted after one week unless claimed here.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Fucking Sweet!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
45 // 03357 // 0044 // 03.1 // 02.5+ // ElementalSoldier
46 // 03314 // 0278 // 19.9 // 01.9+ // TheThing
47 // 03305 // 0221 // 15.8 // 04.4- // HeavenDuff

Alright! I'm up on Heaven, and Elemental is so close. I would have had a higher average, but I had an essay to work on, so no b/p last night. Hopefully I can keep up, or exceed this pace

I've sent out an e-mail to all EGB members signed up at the forums. If you no longer use the e-mail address that you used to sign up, or do not receive the e-mail, PM me.

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
07 // 49894 // 0107 // 07.6 // 20.3- // Major-punk

The last couple weeks have been.. dramatic so I haven't had much of a chance to b/p really. Alot of bad luck and unnecessary persisting personal shit to put it into a sentence.
On the bright side 50k is surprisingly close. =)

Thanks for the update Sterockicy
*Salutes*

At 10/7/07 03:51 AM, craigalan wrote:

At 10/7/07 03:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey Elite Guards !
Is it me or is Newgrounds really FAB these days?

It's for boobs :P. Well it's pink for breast cacer and a lot of people are going fab because of the color of the buttons and what not.

Yah I know

I haven't been voting on UJ submissions recently, thats probably good news for Andrea and TheThing.

I've been voting alittle on stuff lately but i've been busy i got 1408 on dvd and it was pretty good but the end was eh.

surely a lot more than me :S

I just have been seing my girlfriend a little more, working a lot on my homeworks and playing StarCraft just to warm up for StarCraft 2 !!!

That's good i'm glad you and your girlfriend are doing good. I hope you do well on your quest for starcraft 2 greatness :P.

Yup we are doing good and hem do you know when SC2 will be coming out ?

Just bough an iPod Video (80go !!!) and I'm always on iTunes working on filling some space.

Very lucky i need to get one how much did yours cost?

Hem 259$ (Canadian)

So I'm just passing by and asking you guys... how is it doing and what's new around here?

Nothing much got two new members and everything's been good. Lots of spam getting deleted but with a lot passing too.

I just hope that they don't have higher ranks than me :O !!!

At 10/7/07 04:41 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/7/07 03:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Btw, Kimi Raikkonen just won the China's Formula One Grand Prix !!!
And that's also giving him a shot for the championship in Brazil in two weeks against Hamilton and Alonso of McLaren Mercedes !!!

He deserved to win, after McLaren left Hamilton out a little too long and his tyre failed on the way into the pits. A shame, because do we really need a gravel trap at that point of the pit lane?

If someone deserves to win it's Kimi, he have been one of the greatest pilot for years now, and I really hope he will get the title ! And yup, I really laughed hard when I saw Hamiltion getting stuck in that gravel trap !!! wtf was that trap for ?!?

Good Luck Kimi !

Come on Lewis. One race, one spectacle, one vision.

I just hope Kimi will get a good score and at least beat that self-loving spanish noob

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Thanks !!! Yeepee !!

45 // 03357 // 0044 // 03.1 // 02.5+ // ElementalSoldier
46 // 03314 // 0278 // 19.9 // 01.9+ // TheThing
47 // 03305 // 0221 // 15.8 // 04.4- // HeavenDuff
48 // 03256 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // I-Love-Caitlyn

Obviously I couldn't hold to my lead on TheThing due to my homeworks and intense partying during the weekends!

Also I finaly got my rank up on ILC, too bad that an higher ranked EG joinned the EGB :( !!!

At 10/9/07 03:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Important:

Your message was received and answered on both fronts. Recommended course of action is suggested more so on my e-mail.

I just made the top 300 in B/ps. This is a very great day indeed! Though i haven't been able to be on as much as normal but it's all good.

Ah i went from gold to garbage because jessica flagged stuff i believe. Well that certainly sucks i suppose i'll start flagging tonight and hopefully by sunday i'll have my gold back. That just sucked >_> but with hard work and determination i'll get it back.

At 10/11/07 01:16 AM, craigalan wrote: Ah i went from gold to garbage because jessica flagged stuff i believe. Well that certainly sucks i suppose i'll start flagging tonight and hopefully by sunday i'll have my gold back. That just sucked >_> but with hard work and determination i'll get it back.

ohh sorry about your garbage Whistle, sir... good luck fixing it...

I just made the top 300 in B/ps.

Congrats...
I just made the top 900 in B/ps
I was a good day for my, too...

And... well the portal have been kind of... quiet...
nothing happens...

well... back to the portal now...
*salutes*

P.S. I just updated my sig... tell me your opinion...

At 10/11/07 03:33 PM, aldlv wrote:

At 10/11/07 01:16 AM, craigalan wrote:

ohh sorry about your garbage Whistle, sir... good luck fixing it...

Thanks it wont take much time or effort to fix it. Just need to go and search for abusive links of my own and post them in rages thread. But that'll be later tonight.

Congrats...
I just made the top 900 in B/ps
I was a good day for my, too...

Thanks and congrats to you too you'll be in the top 500 in no time.

And... well the portal have been kind of... quiet...
nothing happens...

Yes very quiet which is great. Not too much spam just yet but hopefully not too much will come.

well... back to the portal now...
*salutes*

Good luck on your B/ps.

P.S. I just updated my sig... tell me your opinion...

It looks good i'd get a sig too but no one ever makes mine and i've been to busy to ask.

*salutes*

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Thankees.

Sterockicy's note:

Well I'm back at school now which is sad. No more 50+ pace for me anymore. Oh well, just 7 more week until the end of school for another year, it has gone pretty fast.

Hold on, seven weeks? That's pretty soon.

Top 5 Gainers:

Grats to this fivesome.

Random word: Hysterectomy

I see...

01 // 57660 // 0560 // 40.0 // 01.3+ // X-Naut

Still have the top spot. For the time being.

02 // 57412 // 1101 // 78.6 // 78.6+ // azteca89

So anyone mind telling me where this fellow came from?

At 10/11/07 07:56 PM, X-Naut wrote:

02 // 57412 // 1101 // 78.6 // 78.6+ // azteca89

So anyone mind telling me where this fellow came from?

He came from the depths of b/p hell, coming in on bats wings, stealing blam points from innocent children...

At 10/11/07 02:21 PM, craigalan wrote: Ah i went from gold to garbage because jessica flagged stuff i believe. Well that certainly sucks i suppose i'll start flagging tonight and hopefully by sunday i'll have my gold back. That just sucked >_> but with hard work and determination i'll get it back.

Well, at least you have had a gold whistle. I'm getting ever close though, I can feel it. Hopefully you won't have that garbage whistle much longer.

I also finally reclaimed my rank that I had lost when the redesign was introduced. Now presenting the new and improved Elite Guard Staff Sergeant PossiblePancakes! It took a while since I wasn't getting many saves due to all the spam I zeroed that still passed. It looks like it will be a long road to Elite Guard Supreme Commander but I'm determined and I will achieve it one day. Although at this pace I'll be a moderator before a Supreme Commander.

I honestly believe that if the Newgrounds staff would raise the time the voting bar took to load after clicking "Watch This Movie/Game" and raised the score to pass to 1.75-2.00 that Portal would be at a new highpoint in its career. I don't know what they are thinking, but something must be done and fast.

Well, I suppose I better go back to the Portal.
*Salutes*

I think that a minimum score boost to 1.75, maybe 1.80 would be more than fair...it's a small enough boost that few could be opposed to it. However, a raising of the score requirement would be all but useless unless it were accompanied by more rigorous monitoring of submissions (to insure against mass-alt-submitting and the like) and more fair voting.

After all, most of the spammy shit passes with well over 1.60, with scores of 2.00-2.50 for one-frame shit being the rule rather than the exception.

At 10/11/07 02:21 PM, craigalan wrote: Ah i went from gold to garbage because jessica flagged stuff i believe. Well that certainly sucks i suppose i'll start flagging tonight and hopefully by sunday i'll have my gold back. That just sucked >_> but with hard work and determination i'll get it back.

Yeah, no shit, I dropped from Deity to Gold because of reviews, it's so damn confusing and annoying now.

At 10/11/07 09:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: After all, most of the spammy shit passes with well over 1.60, with scores of 2.00-2.50 for one-frame shit being the rule rather than the exception.

Yes but if I'm not wrong a couple days ago the admins deleted a bunch of spam movies by the KK. A lot of the Brain Dog stuff was deleted, which means they are aware of the problem. Which is a start.

At 10/12/07 01:43 AM, Phantom wrote: Yes but if I'm not wrong a couple days ago the admins deleted a bunch of spam movies by the KK. A lot of the Brain Dog stuff was deleted, which means they are aware of the problem. Which is a start.

LOL, they noticed, look at this swarm of bubbling crap.

At 10/12/07 02:48 PM, Phantom wrote: LOL, they noticed, look at this swarm of bubbling crap.

It is a good thing they are aware of the all the spam that is getting through. They just need to take measures that make it easier for the regular members to take control of the situation.

I also finally got my gold whistle! I woke up this morning was going see how many Blams and Saves that I had, and then to my utter joy, saw a gold whistle instead of a silver one. This instills new hope in me; I'm going to flag abusive reviews non-stop until I get my deity. This week has been a good week for me! =D

So how has everybody else's week been going so far?

*Salutes*

I think there should be a rule that doesn't allow users to use other ppl flash images... The one used for the flash... the little 64x64...
Because, ppl think that it is the 2nd part or at least... that is the same author.. and ppl give a good score...

I'm not saying that is necessary to delete the entire submission, but... make something that change the icon... delete the icon.. and tell the author to get their own...

--
And congrats PossiblePancakes for your new gold whistle...

the week have been nice... I make an Image for the EGB forum (& I already uploaded it)... I'm working on Flash right now... and nothing interesting is happening, Sir... have been a quiet week

*salute*

did you saw the Obituaries from yesterday? 238 only yesterday... take a look...

At 10/13/07 12:06 PM, aldlv wrote: did you saw the Obituaries from yesterday? 238 only yesterday... take a look...

Yeah, lots of spam was cleared, thankfully NG admins are aware of this problem and are taking care of it, maybe one day NG will be spam free all together.

How are you people? Remember when I was an active member here? I still haven't reached EGSC yet, lmfao. If only I was still trying! I think I only have a couple thousand more to go anyway, but I just haven't really b/p'd since the new layout came out :/

For all of you looking for some whistle points:

Stolen:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 5149

Original:
http://www.ultimatearcade.com/sports/gam es/soccer_ball.html

At 10/13/07 02:04 PM, milinko959 wrote: For all of you looking for some whistle points:

Dan. Missed it.

Anyway, I've been lurking. Not talking too much lately as I've been animating my ass off. Getting a lot done on my new movie. I just posted a News Post if you want to check it out. I included a sneak-peak video of some Clock Action! Yes, clocks in combat. DEFINITELY check it out! I hosted it on YouTube.

Not much B/P done either for the same reason. Oh, and because I HAVE to watch my Red Sox play. =) Playoffs, baby!!!