At 10/5/07 03:24 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Well hello barracks!

Oops, just accidentally pressed enter.

Anyways, I just thought I would make a post to say hi and check out my first relatively successful thread in the general section. Take a look and post to keep it alive! I hope to get up to 100 responses, just because I have never done that before.

*Salutes*

At 10/4/07 09:52 PM, aldlv wrote: the first thing I'm going to post as a member is that... I'm not a Pvt. First Class anymore...
so... Corporal aldlv reporting for duty, Sir

Welcome aboard dude, I'll be the second guy in the salute list in this barracks. you'd be wise not to fuck up when I'm around and lastly...Welcome.

At 10/4/07 09:52 PM, aldlv wrote: the first thing I'm going to post as a member is that... I'm not a Pvt. First Class anymore...
so... Corporal aldlv reporting for duty, Sir

Welcome, and I hope you enjoy your time in the Barracks.

I'm not going to be around until late Sunday because I'm going camping with my friends. I'm going to have a lot of fun, but I hate to leave the Portal in the condition it is in right now. I also leveled up at 11:00pm Central time last night, so next is my whistle or rank.

Well, I better be off to school, see ya!
*Salutes*

At 10/5/07 08:21 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I'm not going to be around until late Sunday because I'm going camping with my friends. I'm going to have a lot of fun, but I hate to leave the Portal in the condition it is in right now.

Well, that makes 2 of us. I'm leaving around 4:00 PM, so I won't be on very long today.

I also leveled up at 11:00pm Central time last night, so next is my whistle or rank.

Cool, gongrats. hopefully I can get my whistle up.

Well, I better be off to school, see ya!

I don't have school; teacher in-service. But I have to pack and do my chores. Plus, one of the leaders wants me to get the food for the trip with him. I'm serious about this: I think he's in love with me. He's fucking creepy, and any chance he can get to spend time with me, he does.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Hey, guys. Just here for a bit of an opinion (or opinions if you got 'em).

I made a few shirts for the T-Shirt deal going on, feel free to check my BBS posts for the others.

What I want to know is 'what do you think about this one? And would you buy it?"

I ask you guys because I know you'll be honest w/me and if it sucks you'll say it sucks.

I haven't uploaded it to the actual contest yet. I'd like you all to give it a once-over.

Thanks!

At 10/5/07 01:35 PM, RSQViper wrote: I haven't uploaded it to the actual contest yet. I'd like you all to give it a once-over.

Thanks!

Well, thank you for wanting out opinion before you submit it.

Personally, I think it's pretty cool, and unlike most of the other shirts, I wouldn't be ashamed to walk around in school with it. Artistically, it's not spectacular, but it's still a good shirt. It has a decent chance of getting 10 or top 20.

At 10/5/07 07:45 AM, Phantom wrote: Welcome aboard dude, I'll be the second guy in the salute list in this barracks. you'd be wise not to fuck up when I'm around and lastly...Welcome.

Thanx Sup. Commander, sir

At 10/5/07 08:21 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Welcome, and I hope you enjoy your time in the Barracks.
*Salutes*

I'll do sir... I hope to meet everyone here... and spending a good time, is the most important part of all... & thanx sir
*salute*

At 10/5/07 01:35 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, guys. Just here for a bit of an opinion (or opinions if you got 'em).
I made a few shirts for the T-Shirt deal going on, feel free to check my BBS posts for the others.
What I want to know is 'what do you think about this one? And would you buy it?"
I ask you guys because I know you'll be honest w/me and if it sucks you'll say it sucks.
I haven't uploaded it to the actual contest yet. I'd like you all to give it a once-over.
Thanks!

It looks nice.. really nice... sir... good job, is better than the one I made... I also like the orange one... the fist one you post, I think...
And I wish you luck sir.. because... It's a really hard contents... I hope you win

- aldlv... repoting...

At 10/5/07 01:35 PM, RSQViper wrote: I ask you guys because I know you'll be honest w/me and if it sucks you'll say it sucks.

I actually like it, it's pretty good only I sort of loved the funny shirts most. my fav is "Barrel Envy". however in its own way this is good too. Don't get me wrong, it's very good but just not...funny. Well it's still better than I can do.

At 10/6/07 02:45 PM, NickScott wrote: (Cock + Mouth) + Flash = abusive flash

Damn, I always miss the good stuff... I guess I'll go whistle stuff to feel better about missing this one :P
Back to school tomorrow, buggery.

At 10/6/07 02:45 PM, NickScott wrote: (Cock + Mouth) + Flash = abusive flash

Whistled before you even got here. Still good timing, although noone noticed it until Phantom came around with his awesome gauntlet.

Well, good evening fellow NG'ers. I just thought I'd drop in and hang around for a few minutes before I got back to working on my flash. So, what's new for you guys, my nerdy friends? For me, I've been thoroughly anooyed with a certain someone (I just quoted the bastard) who can't let a simple incident go. First in my news posts and now in my PM's. I'm thinking about blocking him, but I'd much rather humiliate him instead.

Also, my 13th birthday will be coming up in March. Most of you probably know I'm not 13 by now, so I just thought I'd tell you that I will be actually 13 then.

See you later.

In other news, there were loads of spam/stolen flashes that came in late last night. Sure, most of them were whistled and others were blammed. But those TTA's were the only ones part of that cluster that still managed to pass.

Apparantly, people aren't voting fairly on them. During that time, I kept thinking "Why don't people just whistle those TTA'S?" Those flashes break the rules, because they fit the malicious category (Multiple submissions, no effort to improve the entry, etc.).

So yeah, I'm kind of pissed.

At 10/4/07 06:30 PM, TheThing wrote: At first, I was freaked out because only the links turned pick, but then the buttons and banner came up

I was hoping they would change the mod names to pink again. How upsetting.

At 10/5/07 01:35 PM, RSQViper wrote: Thanks!

I like it. A bunch of words, that form the NG abbreviation from afar. It's not the most artistic, but it's definitely one of the more creative pieces of work I've seen.

I'd wear it.

Elite Guard Private First Class Sir-Nuts reporting in, sir!
I want to join the Elite Guard Barracks.
I've done what I could to clean the portal for over a year, and recently I turned into a private but I discovered the Barracks only today.
So I want to join the barracks. I'll do my best.
Now I'm out of here and back to The Portal to blam and protect.

At 10/6/07 11:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Elite Guard Private First Class Sir-Nuts reporting in, sir!

I believe I still have the authority to let you in, however I'm in a hurry so whenever Slash wakes up he'll show around the rules of the place and what not, enjoy your stay (and try to make all posts more like this one).

At 10/6/07 11:40 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Elite Guard Private First Class Sir-Nuts reporting in, sir!
I want to join the Elite Guard Barracks.
I've done what I could to clean the portal for over a year, and recently I turned into a private but I discovered the Barracks only today.
So I want to join the barracks. I'll do my best.
Now I'm out of here and back to The Portal to blam and protect.

Welcome to the Barracks, PFC! We're glad to have you here.

First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions, register there and I'll validate you to give you full access. If you do have questions, hit me up on PM.

*salute*

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

I haven't been on much lately but has anyone else notice around the same time tons of spammers start spamming lately? I'm glad most of it gets blammed but wont Tom or Wade do anything about the tons of TTA that's been passing? I know you can't flag it but it's against the rules because it's pretty much the same flash over and over. Not to mention obvious spam that shouldn't be on here. Tom should create the ability to whistle spam.

But obviously many people will have different view on what's spam so it might work. But it just seems like every spammer's working together to spam the flash portal. Don't get me wrong i'm not complaining i'm just tired of coming on and then seeing nothing but spam and not enjoying other flashes that were submitted while i was gone. I suppose that Tom's just too busy to deal with it.

They really need to try to do portal mods does anyone know if Tom or Wade have commented on creating any? I haven't been too active lately so have i missed anything about Tom or Wade talking about what they'll do to spam? Or have they just been far too busy? Also thanks to whomever answers my questions. :)

*salutes*

Hey Elite Guards !
Is it me or is Newgrounds really FAB these days?

I haven't been voting on UJ submissions recently, thats probably good news for Andrea and TheThing.
I just have been seing my girlfriend a little more, working a lot on my homeworks and playing StarCraft just to warm up for StarCraft 2 !!!

Just bough an iPod Video (80go !!!) and I'm always on iTunes working on filling some space.

So I'm just passing by and asking you guys... how is it doing and what's new around here?

Btw, Kimi Raikkonen just won the China's Formula One Grand Prix !!!
And that's also giving him a shot for the championship in Brazil in two weeks against Hamilton and Alonso of McLaren Mercedes !!!

Good Luck Kimi !

At 10/7/07 03:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey Elite Guards !
Is it me or is Newgrounds really FAB these days?

It's for boobs :P. Well it's pink for breast cacer and a lot of people are going fab because of the color of the buttons and what not.

I haven't been voting on UJ submissions recently, thats probably good news for Andrea and TheThing.

I've been voting alittle on stuff lately but i've been busy i got 1408 on dvd and it was pretty good but the end was eh.

I just have been seing my girlfriend a little more, working a lot on my homeworks and playing StarCraft just to warm up for StarCraft 2 !!!

That's good i'm glad you and your girlfriend are doing good. I hope you do well on your quest for starcraft 2 greatness :P.

Just bough an iPod Video (80go !!!) and I'm always on iTunes working on filling some space.

Very lucky i need to get one how much did yours cost?

So I'm just passing by and asking you guys... how is it doing and what's new around here?

Nothing much got two new members and everything's been good. Lots of spam getting deleted but with a lot passing too.

At 10/7/07 03:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: So I'm just passing by and asking you guys... how is it doing and what's new around here?

I'm not too bad. England beat Australia in the Rugby and then the French knocked out the All Blacks, turning that half of the tournament on its head (literally, as we were expecting a southern hemisphere matchip for the semi final)

Btw, Kimi Raikkonen just won the China's Formula One Grand Prix !!!
And that's also giving him a shot for the championship in Brazil in two weeks against Hamilton and Alonso of McLaren Mercedes !!!

He deserved to win, after McLaren left Hamilton out a little too long and his tyre failed on the way into the pits. A shame, because do we really need a gravel trap at that point of the pit lane?

Good Luck Kimi !

Come on Lewis. One race, one spectacle, one vision.

At 10/5/07 01:57 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 10/5/07 01:35 PM, RSQViper wrote: I haven't uploaded it to the actual contest yet. I'd like you all to give it a once-over.

Thanks!

Personally, I think it's pretty cool, and unlike most of the other shirts, I wouldn't be ashamed to walk around in school with it. Artistically, it's not spectacular, but it's still a good shirt. It has a decent chance of getting 10 or top 20.

Thanks for your input, man. I wanted to make something not too insane to wear (a LOT of the shirts are over the top or just plain suck).

At 10/5/07 02:01 PM, aldlv wrote: It looks nice.. really nice... sir... good job, is better than the one I made... I also like the orange one... the fist one you post, I think...

The one with the big Pico head? I actually redid that one as Pico's head was... bad. He looks much better now, though. hehe

And I wish you luck sir.. because... It's a really hard contents... I hope you win

Well, I hope I win, too. It'd just be cool to see a shirt I made in the NG Store.

At 10/6/07 04:38 AM, Phantom wrote: I actually like it, it's pretty good only I sort of loved the funny shirts most. my fav is "Barrel Envy". however in its own way this is good too. Don't get me wrong, it's very good but just not...funny. Well it's still better than I can do.

Yeah, it definitely isn't a funny shirt. I was going with a 'neat' shirt or something you could wear to school without getting in trouble. hehe. I also liked the barrel envy one.

At 10/6/07 07:44 PM, X-Naut wrote: I like it. A bunch of words, that form the NG abbreviation from afar. It's not the most artistic, but it's definitely one of the more creative pieces of work I've seen.

Yeah, I was going to put some art on it, but that really detracted from what the shirt was about and it made it crowded.

I do have acouple shirts that I put art on. One is a big Pico head outline that says "I like the webite you hate" then has newgrounds.com under it. The other one has a similar Pico head, much smaller and has Alien hominid on the other side of the same saying.

I'd wear it.

exxxxcellent...

Thanks for everyone's input! I posted it to the thread. I'm also going to make one that looks the same except it'll have names of characters and movies mostly from the Portal History and popular series.

I haven't gotten much done B/P-wise at ALL lately. Been either busy or playing Halo 3 and Bioshock. Damn fun games. I also saw Disturbia and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer last night. Disturbia was really good, but Fantastic 4 was corny as hell. Pretty lame actually.

At 10/5/07 02:01 PM, aldlv wrote: It looks nice.. really nice... sir... good job, is better than the one I made... I also like the orange one... the fist one you post, I think...

The one with the big Pico head? I actually redid that one as Pico's head was... bad. He looks much better now, though. hehe

No, not the pico's one... this one...... I like the Idea... but... the only think I have to said... is that.. the word Newgrounds... needs a lil change... but even like that.. I like it a lot

*salutes*

At 10/7/07 11:57 AM, RSQViper wrote: Yeah, it definitely isn't a funny shirt. I was going with a 'neat' shirt or something you could wear to school without getting in trouble. hehe. I also liked the barrel envy one.

Barrel Envy isn't rude, it's suggestive, which is what I like about it, it's not rude per say and it's funny, rather similar to it is they Tankman shirt with the barrel of the tank in the same place but not as funny as it was on the original.

At 10/7/07 11:57 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/5/07 01:57 PM, TheThing wrote: Personally, I think it's pretty cool, and unlike most of the other shirts, I wouldn't be ashamed to walk around in school with it. Artistically, it's not spectacular, but it's still a good shirt. It has a decent chance of getting 10 or top 20.

Thanks for your input, man. I wanted to make something not too insane to wear (a LOT of the shirts are over the top or just plain suck).

Yeah, although they are good, funny or well drawn (or all 3), I wouldn't be able to wear it without getting made fun of, or getting it taken because of the school rules. Although there are a few that a lot of people just won't get outside of NG.

I haven't gotten much done B/P-wise at ALL lately. Been either busy or playing Halo 3 and Bioshock.

I've been camping, so I have a better reason to not have a lot of points. Although it was a State Trooper base, there wasn't any Wi-Fi, so even if I did have the ability to go online, I couldn't

Damn fun games. I also saw Disturbia and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer last night. Disturbia was really good, but Fantastic 4 was corny as hell. Pretty lame actually.

I heard the opposite; Disturbia sucked while F4 was great. Personally, any movie with Shilo Lebuf(?) in it, sucks. I haven't seen Transformers, so I don't know if my theory holds up.

At 10/7/07 05:51 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 10/7/07 11:57 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 10/5/07 01:57 PM, TheThing wrote:

I haven't gotten much done B/P-wise at ALL lately. Been either busy or playing Halo 3 and Bioshock.

I've been camping, so I have a better reason to not have a lot of points. Although it was a State Trooper base, there wasn't any Wi-Fi, so even if I did have the ability to go online, I couldn't

Hey! Halo 3 is a good excuse!!! =p

Plus, I've been working on shirts. That counts, too, right?

Damn fun games. I also saw Disturbia and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer last night. Disturbia was really good, but Fantastic 4 was corny as hell. Pretty lame actually.

I heard the opposite; Disturbia sucked while F4 was great. Personally, any movie with Shilo Lebuf(?) in it, sucks. I haven't seen Transformers, so I don't know if my theory holds up.

That Shia dude isn't bad. Disturbia did NOT suck, though, I promise. In fact you saying you heard that is the first I've heard anyone say it sucked.

F4 was LAAAAME. LAAAAAAME. Bad jokes, the action was ok, but the acting and just about everything was either shitty or you could see what was going to happen a mile away.

At 10/7/07 11:57 AM, RSQViper wrote: Thanks for everyone's input! I posted it to the thread. I'm also going to make one that looks the same except it'll have names of characters and movies mostly from the Portal History and popular series.

Which is done and HERE IT IS! I haven't put it in the Art Thread yet as I'd like a once-over by my fellow EGBers. =)

I did UL a Castle Crashers one, though. You can see it in my posts if you want.

At 10/8/07 01:59 AM, RSQViper wrote: I did UL a Castle Crashers one, though. You can see it in my posts if you want.

Yup, good designs. Yup... Anyway, as long as we're on EGB topics, anyone notice that's it's nearly impossible to use Rage's review thread? mods delete reviews so quickly people who don't scour random abusive reviews can't whistle.

Yup, good designs. Yup... Anyway, as long as we're on EGB topics, anyone notice that's it's nearly impossible to use Rage's review thread? mods delete reviews so quickly people who don't scour random abusive reviews can't whistle.

Yeah... I have notice that... the only way to get some whistle now... is looking for the abusive by yourself sir...

At 10/7/07 02:29 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Welcome to the Barracks, PFC! We're glad to have you here.

First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions, register there and I'll validate you to give you full access. If you do have questions, hit me up on PM.

*salute*

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

I've just registered there. I couldn't register yesterday because my brother was using the computer all day long to do a schoolwork.
I have no questions about the terms of use.
*salute*

At 10/8/07 02:45 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I've just registered there. I couldn't register yesterday because my brother was using the computer all day long to do a schoolwork.
I have no questions about the terms of use.
*salute*

It is good to have you aboard, PFC Sir-Nuts. You do excellent work in the abusive review thread, and will no doubt be a great addition to the Elite Guard Barracks.

I was going to post upon my return yesterday, but laziness got the better of me and I slept away most of the day. Camping was great, lots of air soft wars and Halo 3, but the only down side is that I got chiggers. I noticed that there wasn't as much spam in the Portal today; could this be a sign of victory? Either way, my Saves finally reached 3,000.

On a much more random note, text-to-whatever commercials are really starting to piss me off as well as Girls Gone Wild commercials.

Good night!
*Salutes*

Sir, I am 50vmp requesting permission to speak with slashfirestorm sir.

I am known simply as senapanaga@hotmail.com at the forums, and would like to remedy that situation post-haste sir.

Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Sterockicy's note:

Well I'm back at school now which is sad. No more 50+ pace for me anymore. Oh well, just 7 more week until the end of school for another year, it has gone pretty fast.

Top 5 Gainers:

asteca89 - 1101
craigalan - 1093
BlueHippo - 738
Seamonky - 716
pwroftheseagoat - 638

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: craigalan, BlueHippo, Seamonky!
New to the list: aldlv, Sir-Nuts!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: PossiblePancakes + 41.8, Solidone +16.7, ever-vigilant + 5.1!
Random word: Hysterectomy

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 57660 // 0560 // 40.0 // 01.3+ // X-Naut
02 // 57412 // 1101 // 78.6 // 78.6+ // azteca89
03 // 56296 // 0328 // 23.4 // 01.8- // Phantom
04 // 55283 // 0738 // 52.7 // 00.5- // BlueHippo
05 // 52390 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // ADT
06 // 51215 // 0006 // 00.4 // 14.0- // pepeatumi
07 // 49894 // 0107 // 07.6 // 20.3- // Major-punk
08 // 46224 // 0716 // 51.1 // 06.9- // Seamonky
09 // 38878 // 0388 // 27.7 // 12.6+ // Sentio
10 // 36117 // 0003 // 00.2 // 22.7- // EagleRock
11 // 33915 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
12 // 32659 // 0638 // 45.6 // 03.6+ // pwroftheseagoat
13 // 31301 // 0484 // 34.6 // 01.3- // Coop83
14 // 30883 // 0002 // 00.1 // 02.8- // ArtDanVal
15 // 30000 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
16 // 29281 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
17 // 28607 // 0002 // 00.1 // 00.0+ // MadCow
18 // 27358 // 0345 // 24.6 // 46.8- // PenguinLink
19 // 26613 // 0062 // 04.4 // 00.8+ // LittleWashu
20 // 25800 // 0016 // 01.1 // 00.3- // MetalDart
21 // 19094 // 0050 // 03.6 // 01.5- // Casualty
22 // 17874 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // arianna1
23 // 16198 // 0212 // 15.1 // 09.2- // hongkongexpress
24 // 15451 // 0451 // 32.2 // 10.4- // Sterockicy
25 // 15213 // 0310 // 22.1 // 07.6- // Shanus
26 // 11714 // 1093 // 78.1 // 19.1- // craigalan
27 // 11082 // 0430 // 30.7 // 09.7- // K-fox
28 // 10818 // 0262 // 18.7 // 21.7- // Odyssic
29 // 10795 // 0086 // 06.1 // 05.1+ // ever-vigilant
30 // 10299 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Azentiger
31 // 09857 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Cool-Points
32 // 09497 // 0063 // 04.5 // 00.6- // Dela
33 // 08940 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // DarkSoldier
34 // 07390 // 0480 // 34.3 // 29.2- // philonous
35 // 07141 // 0007 // 00.5 // 05.3- // KungFuCow
36 // 07019 // 0100 // 07.1 // 27.1- // AustinR
37 // 06748 // 0026 // 01.9 // 00.7+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
38 // 06552 // 0089 // 06.4 // 24.0- // RSQViper
39 // 06087 // 0167 // 11.9 // 14.2- // Mendou
40 // 05860 // 0587 // 41.9 // 41.8+ // PossiblePancakes
41 // 04743 // 0102 // 07.3 // 01.5+ // NickScott
42 // 04362 // NEW // NEW // NEW // aldlv
43 // 04294 // 0297 // 21.2 // 16.7+ // Solidone
44 // 03922 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // Snerd
45 // 03357 // 0044 // 03.1 // 02.5+ // ElementalSoldier
46 // 03314 // 0278 // 19.9 // 01.9+ // TheThing
47 // 03305 // 0221 // 15.8 // 04.4- // HeavenDuff
48 // 03256 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
49 // 02941 // 0023 // 01.6 // 06.0- // Andrea364
50 // 03037 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Sir-Nuts
51 // 02853 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier
52 // 02732 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // DaRk
53 // 02543 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda
54 // 02514 // 0067 // 04.8 // 00.8+ // Imacow
55 // 02154 // 0007 // 00.5 // 04.1- // TheBlueNeck
56 // 02071 // 0000 // 00.0 // 01.4- // Ursiruss

At 10/9/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - October 9, 2007

Thanks for the update!

Sterockicy's note:
Well I'm back at school now which is sad. No more 50+ pace for me anymore. Oh well, just 7 more week until the end of school for another year, it has gone pretty fast.

Just seven weeks? That's pretty soon. Well i've been busy too that's why my average has went down alittle.

Top 5 Gainers:
asteca89 - 1101
craigalan - 1093
BlueHippo - 738
Seamonky - 716
pwroftheseagoat - 638

Yay i made the list but second by 8! I shoulda been on alittle bit more to have been first well congrats anyway.

Special Congratulatory list:
Top gainers, repeat offenders: craigalan, BlueHippo, Seamonky!

Yay congrats to you two.

New to the list: aldlv, Sir-Nuts!

Welcome to the rosters and club!

Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: PossiblePancakes + 41.8, Solidone +16.7, ever-vigilant + 5.1!

Ah huge rises mine was negative this time >_>.