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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 08:04:50


At 9/15/07 04:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: Any Barracks member who does not comply with the theories of this should not be a member, as it is what we were formed for!

Fully agreed and responded to it. You're absolutely right, I've been ranting about this as much as you lately, it's simply killing me knowing what the portal had become, and while we are stat whores somewhat, we have our pride and morals.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 12:14:34


At 9/15/07 02:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Hurrah! New level, don't I simply look terrifying? sadly enough the next level up won't be as cool nor soon, an annoying 64 days away, but still, better than the six months it would taken to get to level 16 from 15 before the change.

Gotta love the gauntlet.

Now THAT is some sexy silverness you got going on there.

I level up at midnight. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 15:23:23


At 9/15/07 08:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Fully agreed and responded to it. You're absolutely right, I've been ranting about this as much as you lately, it's simply killing me knowing what the portal had become, and while we are stat whores somewhat, we have our pride and morals.

Thanks Phantom, I'm just trying to stir up something amongst the proper EGB members, who feel that the name of the game is voting fairly, as opposed to stat-whoring. I just got pissed off with sitting around and noting how many people got large amounts of saves in the time between updates. (Assume that saves leader Toocool100 sets the benchmark each period) Toocool wasn't even in the top 5 of my list for gainers (Wi/Ht forum Top 100 Protectors List, you might even be on it)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 18:26:31


Well, the portal is going pretty good today, but I don't know how much B/P I'm getting. The "Portal Splode Day" is some shit, eh? Lots of spammers putting shit on the portal and 5ing their stuff. Hard to get blam points on it, but I WILL NOT FALTER!

Actually I think I gave one or two o them a 2. But that was because they were humorous. Like the Donkey Kong one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 19:12:36


Private letiger Reporting in!!! Permission to Come aboard sir!! (That means i wish to join...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 19:15:46


At 9/15/07 07:12 PM, letiger wrote: Private letiger Reporting in!!! Permission to Come aboard sir!! (That means i wish to join...)

Hey, buddy. Well, looks like you still don't qualify to be a part of the EGB as of yet. You do have over 400 B/P though, we just require 2,500 to become a part of our squad.

With that 400, I believe you qualify for the NGPD, so go check them out and when you get 2500 and honorably discharged from there, we'll see you here!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 19:21:44


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 22:27:57


At 9/15/07 06:26 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, the portal is going pretty good today, but I don't know how much B/P I'm getting. The "Portal Splode Day" is some shit, eh? Lots of spammers putting shit on the portal and 5ing their stuff. Hard to get blam points on it, but I WILL NOT FALTER!

I've gotten a couple. Surprisingly, there were a couple gems, especially the stop motion ones. But the the PSD has produced a lot of shit, and even stolen shit (I flagged a stolen "razz" flash). God, soon, every day is going to be a "-Day", and all people will be able to get are save points.

Tom needs to outlaw "-Days"; after this year's Clock Day, and the multitude of other "-Day"s, it's too much spam and it's bringing this site down. Sure, you'll be getting rid of the good flashes, but they usually get buried under a mountain of shit , and if they're that good, they could be submitted other days. If Madness Day is the as Clock Day, I think some one should write a letter to Tom about my idea.

Actually I think I gave one or two o them a 2. But that was because they were humorous. Like the Donkey Kong one.

Yeah, I gave a couple of 2's away to PSD flashes; they were too good not to let them pass (compared to most of the PSD flashes).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 03:12:13


Happy Crap-Day everyone !!!

During all the day, everybody will be able to submit any kind of crap to the portal and get protected !!!
Yeah for Crap-Day !!! oh wait... sorry... its always like that...

Have a not so bad day EGB !

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 05:10:40


At 9/16/07 03:12 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Happy Crap-Day everyone !!!

Don't whinge about it, Private! Do something about it, that's what your 0 button is for. Vote on each movie as what you feel it deserves!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 13:01:13


At 9/16/07 05:10 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/16/07 03:12 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Happy Crap-Day everyone !!!
Don't whinge about it, Private! Do something about it, that's what your 0 button is for. Vote on each movie as what you feel it deserves!

Sorry, the Private sometimes feel like is 7.55 voting power is useless against an army of morons.

So anyway, whats going on today Elite Guards ?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 15:12:08


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 0600 Don't watch it just flag it. It's disturbing just a slideshow of nasty ass shit if you wach it you'll regret it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 17:34:07


At 9/16/07 01:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/16/07 05:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: Don't whinge about it, Private! Do something about it, that's what your 0 button is for. Vote on each movie as what you feel it deserves!
Sorry, the Private sometimes feel like is 7.55 voting power is useless against an army of morons.

It's not hopeless soilder! You've got a 7.55 Voting Power and you're using it the right way. I'm glad to see people using their votes correctly.

So anyway, whats going on today Elite Guards ?

Not much - my cricket team won their match today and earned the title and promotion to the higher division. Now our Second team can enter the league next season, so we'll have 6 teams properly - 2 each on a Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 19:32:52


At 9/16/07 05:34 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/16/07 01:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/16/07 05:10 AM, Coop83 wrote:
So anyway, whats going on today Elite Guards ?
Not much - my cricket team won their match today and earned the title and promotion to the higher division. Now our Second team can enter the league next season, so we'll have 6 teams properly - 2 each on a Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday :)

Oh yeah great !!

And also Kimi Räikkönen won the Belgium Formula 1 Grand Prix !!!
Yeah to Finland !!! Yeah to Kimi !!! Yeah to Metal !!!

And the portal is looking good now, not a lot of spam and there is a couple of nice animations :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 20:54:53


At 9/16/07 01:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sorry, the Private sometimes feel like is 7.55 voting power is useless against an army of morons.

At this point, one Elite Guard can't do anything, so it's natural to feel your VP means nothing. But, my 10 VP, your 7.5, and the rest of our combined points will mean a lot if we keep together. Just keep diligent and your efforts will not be in vain.

So anyway, whats going on today Elite Guards ?

Not much. I've been away for a while, but I've been lurking and keeping up with the thread. I noticed nothing crazy, and I was busy with stuff, so my apologies for not posting. I know the story has been dormant for a long time, and for that I apologize. I'll do my best to keep up with it come next week, as I'll hopefully have more time at work. Last week was a fright, with all four of my IT co-workers not in the office, leaving me with the work of 5 people...

Good news is that I FINALLY got the iPhone! Man, it is awesome. I am still in the honeymoon phase (obviously), but this was the best gift I could ever ask for...ever. The only thing I could possibly ask for at this point is Flash support so I can roll out my B/P right off the iPhone...

But other than that, things are quiet here. I'm just soaking up torrents with my Demonoid account and loving it...how's everyone in the Barracks enjoying this evening?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 21:15:47


At 9/16/07 08:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 9/16/07 01:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sorry, the Private sometimes feel like is 7.55 voting power is useless against an army of morons.
At this point, one Elite Guard can't do anything, so it's natural to feel your VP means nothing. But, my 10 VP, your 7.5, and the rest of our combined points will mean a lot if we keep together. Just keep diligent and your efforts will not be in vain.

Should we start to try recruting a little more for the Elite Guard Barracks?
There is a lot of people who vote 5 on KK flashes even if they are not in the KK, cause they think they can't blam them, so to get B/P points, they mass vote with them.

But when you are in the Elite Guard Barracks you realise that there is other people fighting shoulders to shoulders with each others against the spam.

So should we start to use new recruting strategies Sergeant EagleRock ???

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 21:31:08


At 9/16/07 09:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/16/07 08:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 9/16/07 01:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
Should we start to try recruting a little more for the Elite Guard Barracks?
There is a lot of people who vote 5 on KK flashes even if they are not in the KK, cause they think they can't blam them, so to get B/P points, they mass vote with them.
But when you are in the Elite Guard Barracks you realise that there is other people fighting shoulders to shoulders with each others against the spam.
So should we start to use new recruting strategies Sergeant EagleRock ???

I already try recruiting others. Maybe we should all get EGB's signatures? I always try recruiting new people into the NGPD or EGB's whenever i see someone complaining about the spam and saying "lets start a group to blam the shit". Maybe we should allow lower B/p level users but assign them like a captain. So he/she can show them the ropes and help them B/p or maybe not even recruit them and simply start trying to persuade others.

These answers probably aren't that great but eh at least i'm trying. Plus i'm gettng tired of all this spam and we need to try other ways since spam's passing with higher scores.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 22:58:56


At 9/16/07 09:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Should we start to try recruting a little more for the Elite Guard Barracks?

That's always a good thing to do. Spread the word that we are trying to do good and get people interested. At least have them try to see that if we all vote fairly and not to auto-protect certain flash, we'll all win in the end...

There is a lot of people who vote 5 on KK flashes even if they are not in the KK, cause they think they can't blam them, so to get B/P points, they mass vote with them.

Exactly. If we sway enough people do not do that and vote fairly on the flash, we won't have to "insta-save" flash in search of points. We'll be able to vote how we want to, not how the mass-voters MAKE us.

But when you are in the Elite Guard Barracks you realise that there is other people fighting shoulders to shoulders with each others against the spam.

Exactly. That's our goal, soldier!

So should we start to use new recruting strategies Sergeant EagleRock ???

Supreme Commander EagleRock...

But yes. Spread the word when you can and try to get people on our side. Together we will conquer the spam problems Newgrounds has been having and we will make it a better place for all!

At 9/16/07 09:31 PM, craigalan wrote: I already try recruiting others. Maybe we should all get EGB's signatures? I always try recruiting new people into the NGPD or EGB's whenever i see someone complaining about the spam and saying "lets start a group to blam the shit".

That's great! That's what we need to do to get the word out there! Just keep working on it and we will bring people together. Even if they don't become part of the EGB but change their mind how they B/P (for fairness, not B/P), they are on our side.

Maybe we should allow lower B/p level users but assign them like a captain. So he/she can show them the ropes and help them B/p or maybe not even recruit them and simply start trying to persuade others.

Well, I've always said that non-members are allowed to post here occasionally, but only those in the Elite Guard qualify as members. Besides...making 200 B/P (for NGPD recruitment) shouldn't be hard, especially if you are serious about protecting the Portal...

These answers probably aren't that great but eh at least i'm trying. Plus i'm gettng tired of all this spam and we need to try other ways since spam's passing with higher scores.

You are not far off track. It is a mindset like you two have that will help make changes for good around this place. I mean look at what I was able to do... Sure, I created the Barracks for fun a while ago, but it started to annoy me to see all of the mass-voting, so I managed to bring the Barracks together to vote towards the common good. Considering we are all stat-whores here, that's not exactly a minor thing...

Hell, guys...if I was able to accomplish that, imagine what you guys could do...especially if all of you contributed. I'd be scared to see how quickly things change around here...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 23:31:48


At 9/16/07 10:58 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 9/16/07 09:15 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Should we start to try recruting a little more for the Elite Guard Barracks?
That's always a good thing to do. Spread the word that we are trying to do good and get people interested. At least have them try to see that if we all vote fairly and not to auto-protect certain flash, we'll all win in the end...

There is a lot of work to do still.


There is a lot of people who vote 5 on KK flashes even if they are not in the KK, cause they think they can't blam them, so to get B/P points, they mass vote with them.
Exactly. If we sway enough people do not do that and vote fairly on the flash, we won't have to "insta-save" flash in search of points. We'll be able to vote how we want to, not how the mass-voters MAKE us.

There is right now something like 50 members in the EGB, if we could increase the number of Elite Guards who could join our ranks it would be great, and than our power to stop the spamming on the portal could destroy the Spamming crews.


But when you are in the Elite Guard Barracks you realise that there is other people fighting shoulders to shoulders with each others against the spam.
Exactly. That's our goal, soldier!

Private HeavenDuff ;)


So should we start to use new recruting strategies Sergeant EagleRock ???
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Oups Ô_ô
I knew there was something wrong with my post !


But yes. Spread the word when you can and try to get people on our side. Together we will conquer the spam problems Newgrounds has been having and we will make it a better place for all!

Lets go EGB !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-16 23:39:41


It is important to recruit more members...if not for the increased voting power to help combat mass voters, then for increased awareness about how important fair voting is.

If any of you see someone asking how to combat spam, or someone ranting about how they should mass-vote to combat mass voting, give them a little speech about the importance of impartial voting, and how mass-voting makes one no better than spammers. If they are of rank, direct them to the NGPD; if they're of Elite Guard rank, direct them to EagleRock or myself. I can give confused Newgrounders the whole speech about how I used to be in a spam group and know how they operate, and how the best way to combat them is simple honest voting, etc.

I'm hoping Tom or Wade will eventually make some kind of comment about the mess in the Portal. When I go to a site and look around, if I see a lot of shit and spam, I'll consider it trashy. Imagine what a newcomer would think about Newgrounds when they first go to the Portal and see how much utter shit clogs it up, and the mass-voted-in review crew picks and the like.
And I'm still hoping for Portal mods someday...not to delete things that don't break the rules, but to take care of problems like renaming of flashes post-judgement to blatantly offensive stuff, fileswaps, and flagging things post-judgement. There are many people around Newgrounds who would be excellent portal mods, many of whom are right here in the EGB. SOMETHING has to be done, and even if it's just a small step, it'll be SOMETHING, as opposed to the whole lot of nothing that's going on right now.

But for now, all we can do ourselves is continue to vote fairly and flag fairly. Even if all we do is slow down the mass-voting and get a handful of stolen/inappropriate flash deleted, we're making a difference.

So keep it up, spread the word, and hope for divine intervention in the near future.

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 00:28:59


Hey guys, can I join this club? I've been a supreme commander ages ago, I just never thought of joining. I had enough of this mass voting, I want to do something good now.

So...I'm I in?

FUUUUUUU...

Sig made by me, want one? Pm me, don't expect something really fancy though.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 00:41:02


At 9/17/07 12:28 AM, azteca89 wrote: Hey guys, can I join this club? I've been a supreme commander ages ago, I just never thought of joining. I had enough of this mass voting, I want to do something good now.

So...I'm I in?

Your in for sure !!!
Welcome home Supreme Commander azteca89 !!!

Oh and I made a thread on the General Forum : We have the power 2 save the portal

and I'm also lurking around the BBS to see if some people are asking help to fight spam on the portal.
I already posted in a couple threads to help people get information about the EGB, NGPH and NGDD.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 00:50:07


Thanks, I will try not to let the stat whore inside me...well....control me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 00:57:28


HAAA YA, Jamiko here -dances- uhhh i probaly dont belong in this thing do I T_T sorry, just saw the thing on the fourm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 00:58:13


At 9/17/07 12:50 AM, azteca89 wrote: Thanks, I will try not to let the stat whore inside me...well....control me.

lol, there is a lot of stat-whore in the EGB, but I think that we are all bright enough to understand that if we let spam throught the portal just to get +1 to our B/P points we are going to loose our portal...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 01:20:06


I have been reading along now for a few hours and I gotta say, i am liking what I am seeing. I think its about time the EGB made a stand and you guys are doing a great job. Already one high ranked user has joined the ranks to fight the spam. Really good signs guys, I would like to join in and help out by spreading the word. I have a few things I might be doing over the next few days but we will wait and see. I have been on the computer for the most of today, making my new flash game, so I haven't been able to do any sort of advertising for the EGB. Keep up the good work guys!

*Salutes*


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 01:52:25


ATTENTION ALL BARRACKS MEMBERS

We all know that the current situation in the Portal is unacceptable.

We all know our limitations.

We need to do something.

I'm organizing a large-scale Barracks project, to discuss the problems of the current system, the flaws in the rules, and proposed solutions for all these problems. When sufficient discussion has taken place, we will organize our collective proposals and drum up support; we'll then present the petition to the admins and see what they have to say.

This is not to legalize mass-voting.

This is not to pointlessly bitch about spam getting through.

This is to bring up problems with the current system and provide helpful suggestions for solutions...or, at the very least, initiate discussion about the issues.

If you have any ideas, anything to say that is helpful, go to the relevant thread in our forums and say your piece there. The thread is in the Secure Rooms, so you'll need to be logged in to view/post.

Hopefully, if we actually come up with some good ideas, some good solutions, and present them in a good way with a lot of public support, us high-ranking and long-time Newgrounders, along with those members wanting change, can get something done.

So yes. GET TO BRAINSTORMING.

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 02:09:36


Supreme Commander SlashFirestorm

I already initiated a couple of things to make things change.
I have been going through the portal and I have been talking about many solutions to fight the spam.

This is my thread named : We have the power 2 save the portal !!!

So if you want to help me out a little, I have already started talking about the protection of the portal on my thread and on other peoples threads !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 02:22:34


Ah sent my signature request to try to help get new members. Also made a news post to help that as well as trying to recruit anti-crew people. Well i'm gonna go check out the AKK for NGPD members since most that i've seen are lower levels.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-17 04:32:16


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