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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 17:04:39


At 9/13/07 04:36 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, RSQViper wrote: Also, let's all FAIRLY review the 400,000 Flash. Pay no attention to who made it or the fact that it's the 400,000 Flash. Review it for the Flash that it is.
There really is no way that I can review this submission without getting my review deleted and a ban.

Hahaha! Well, you can just tell them to try harder next time as the graphics are sub par. lmao.

I think I've said enough there *Goes back to lsitening to Toccata & Fuge on YouTube*

EEEHHH???

By the way, my news post of today tends to echo similar thoughts, I'd be grateful for your thoughts on it (Used my monthly front page post to get maximum exposure here too.)

I'll check it out. Also, it's weekly, not monthly. Unless, for some reason, you need a certain amount of Flash to get it to weekly. I know mine is weekly.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 17:20:42


At 9/13/07 05:04 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/13/07 04:36 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, RSQViper wrote:
By the way, my news post of today tends to echo similar thoughts, I'd be grateful for your thoughts on it (Used my monthly front page post to get maximum exposure here too.)
I'll check it out. Also, it's weekly, not monthly. Unless, for some reason, you need a certain amount of Flash to get it to weekly. I know mine is weekly.

I think it depends on how many flash you have, or what your batting average is. I know I can't put any on the front, but I don't have any flash. You have good flash, and a decent amount, which means you have more.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 21:33:15


At 9/13/07 05:20 PM, TheThing wrote: I think it depends on how many flash you have, or what your batting average is. I know I can't put any on the front, but I don't have any flash. You have good flash, and a decent amount, which means you have more.

No, it depends on the score and what admin or affiliate thought it was good enough to have on the front page. My batting average is 3.98 or something and I haven't got one flash on the front page, and I have 13 in my name, so that proves your theory incorrect.

On another note, I'm back from my ban and my little tooth whitening treatment done by Haley. She practically killed me with ora-gel and that tooth brush. Then came the whitening strips, and since my gums bleed when I brush them, it hurt like hell, but I didn't show it. Damn my gums hurt and I can't talk straight because my mouth is so numb. I think she chipped my molars a little.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 22:34:28


Sweet! I just leveled up to a Sgt. Major i cn't wait until i get 1500 more B/p's so i can get the cooler badges. Sadly the way the portal's been it'll be like three or four weeks. Also reviews are finally being deleted which makes me happy. I hope i get my deity soon so who else out there's trying to get a higher whistle?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 00:10:00


So Andrea364 and TheThing :P

I think were gonna fight our way up the ranks together :)

Anyway I hope that there will be a lot of review bans for all these Teddy's chainmail cause Tom Fulp finally came up with somethings to say about it, and I also hope to regain my silver whistle with that. Anybody else flagged a lot of these?

Anyway good night EGB

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 00:20:55


At 9/14/07 12:10 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: So Andrea364 and TheThing :P

I think were gonna fight our way up the ranks together :)

Probably so, but it'll be a fiendly competition, which is always good to have. Anyway, I'm getting back to my flash project before I forget about it or something, then I'll be so fucking screwed, espescially since some house guest keeps poking my goddamned muscles! *hints at Haley*

Anyway I hope that there will be a lot of review bans for all these Teddy's chainmail cause Tom Fulp finally came up with somethings to say about it, and I also hope to regain my silver whistle with that. Anybody else flagged a lot of these?

Me too, I'm getting so fucking tired of them being around and I want that bronze whistle soon. I'm hoping for that. I also hope that someone stops fucking poking me! *hints at Haley again*

Anyway good night EGB

G'nite!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 01:48:21


At 9/13/07 09:33 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 9/13/07 05:20 PM, TheThing wrote: I think it depends on how many flash you have, or what your batting average is. I know I can't put any on the front, but I don't have any flash. You have good flash, and a decent amount, which means you have more.
No, it depends on the score and what admin or affiliate thought it was good enough to have on the front page. My batting average is 3.98 or something and I haven't got one flash on the front page, and I have 13 in my name, so that proves your theory incorrect.

Andrea, we're not talking about frontpage FLASH, we're talking about frontpage news. you know... the news you post on your profile page? Coop said he can post one a month, I said I can do one a week (which I can).

Anyway, read the rest if you want to know more.

On another note, I'm back from my ban and my little tooth whitening treatment done by Haley.

What did you get banned for? That tiff in the NDPD I read?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 08:27:09


At 9/13/07 05:04 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/13/07 04:36 PM, Coop83 wrote: There really is no way that I can review this submission without getting my review deleted and a ban.
Hahaha! Well, you can just tell them to try harder next time as the graphics are sub par. lmao.

I don't like doing reviews like that, as they're obviously going to be no help whatsoever.

I think I've said enough there *Goes back to lsitening to Toccata & Fuge on YouTube*
EEEHHH???

I thought the 'movie' was a huge pile of shite. Toccata & Fuge is a classical organ piece, written by Johann Sebastian Bach. The most awesome classical piece ever written

I'll check it out. Also, it's weekly, not monthly. Unless, for some reason, you need a certain amount of Flash to get it to weekly. I know mine is weekly.

I might have misread... problem being that I can't see it now, as it's disabled for x amount of time

At 9/14/07 01:48 AM, RSQViper wrote: Andrea, we're not talking about frontpage FLASH, we're talking about frontpage news. you know... the news you post on your profile page? Coop said he can post one a month, I said I can do one a week (which I can).

Please, all users read my news post and respond. Tell your friends and spread the revolution!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 11:01:59


What the fuck is with my fucking pc? It's loading as slow as fuck and I'm not downloading anything and I can't fucking vote, it keeps giving me this message, "We were unable to contact the NG server, please try again in a moment"? This is getting on my nerves.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 12:37:29


At 9/14/07 11:01 AM, Phantom wrote: What the fuck is with my fucking pc? It's loading as slow as fuck and I'm not downloading anything and I can't fucking vote, it keeps giving me this message, "We were unable to contact the NG server, please try again in a moment"? This is getting on my nerves.

The unable to vote thing happens to me from time to time. Has something to do with NG server.

As for that slow as fuck pc, try doing a spy ware scan. If you need a decent spy ware scanner, try out AdAware here: http://www.download.com/3000-2144-100459 10.html

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 13:56:20


At 9/14/07 12:10 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Anyway I hope that there will be a lot of review bans for all these Teddy's chainmail cause Tom Fulp finally came up with somethings to say about it, and I also hope to regain my silver whistle with that. Anybody else flagged a lot of these?

Most of them are going down right now as I type. All the people who made chain mails got a perma ban for a good reason. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 18:25:56


At 9/14/07 01:56 PM, Seamonky wrote: Most of them are going down right now as I type. All the people who made chain mails got a perma ban for a good reason. :)

A PERMA-ban? Awesome. Rightfully deserved, I might say. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 20:30:05


At 9/14/07 06:25 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/14/07 01:56 PM, Seamonky wrote:
A PERMA-ban? Awesome. Rightfully deserved, I might say. =)

Yep tom told them to do it. I believe even doing one gets you perma-banned. It was afterall an attack on the site as kidray76 said.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 20:32:39


At 9/14/07 08:30 PM, craigalan wrote:
At 9/14/07 06:25 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/14/07 01:56 PM, Seamonky wrote:
A PERMA-ban? Awesome. Rightfully deserved, I might say. =)
Yep tom told them to do it. I believe even doing one gets you perma-banned. It was afterall an attack on the site as kidray76 said.

That is OUTSTANDING news. Now if they would only do that with those morons that have the alt accounts that spam the portal, life would be grand!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 20:37:54


It is indeed good news, hearing that abusive-reviewing morons are getting such a harsh penalty. Hopefully, indeed, Fleek and the other rulebreaking submitters will have a similar fate soon enough.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 21:00:42


Yes i know this is suppose to go into the whistle forum but it's a really great link. Everyone should flag these reviews since tom put it on the front page as a joke. This will get people their silver whistle alone. Since its also on the frontpage people will keep sending abusive reviews. I sent it to rages gift but it was forgotten. Also i'm only sending this one link any further links can be found in rages thread.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 21:11:30


At 9/14/07 09:00 PM, craigalan wrote: Yes i know this is suppose to go into the whistle forum but it's a really great link. Everyone should flag these reviews since tom put it on the front page as a joke. This will get people their silver whistle alone. Since its also on the frontpage people will keep sending abusive reviews. I sent it to rages gift but it was forgotten. Also i'm only sending this one link any further links can be found in rages thread.

Tom actually mentioned this on his userpage the other day. Same post he announced the review mod powers being restored.

I actually think it's a pretty damn funny movie. It isn't sick like the 9/11 and VATech FLashes that are totally inhumane.

Thanks for reminding me about it. I'll get to flagging. Maybe SOME freaking DAY I'll get my gold whistle.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 21:18:49


At 9/14/07 09:00 PM, craigalan wrote: Yes i know this is suppose to go into the whistle forum but it's a really great link. Everyone should flag these reviews since tom put it on the front page as a joke. This will get people their silver whistle alone. Since its also on the frontpage people will keep sending abusive reviews. I sent it to rages gift but it was forgotten. Also i'm only sending this one link any further links can be found in rages thread.

That was a funny movie; really sick, but funny. Especially the beginning. Otherwise, it wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible. I'd like to see a sequel about piss on the toilet seat. That always pisses my sister and mom off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 21:19:25


At 9/14/07 09:11 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/14/07 09:00 PM, craigalan wrote:
Tom actually mentioned this on his userpage the other day. Same post he announced the review mod powers being restored.
I actually think it's a pretty damn funny movie. It isn't sick like the 9/11 and VATech FLashes that are totally inhumane.
Thanks for reminding me about it. I'll get to flagging. Maybe SOME freaking DAY I'll get my gold whistle.

Yes i read that on his userpage. I found the flash alittle funny but i do agree that he did try too hard to be nasty. Heh i can't wait for my deity in like two or three days i don't have it i'm gonna probably take four hours finding/marking reviews. I hope you get your gold it seems impossible but it's a lot easier than before. Well keep an eye on that submission there's gonna be tons of abusive. I'm favoriting it just to get tons of whistle points.

I got my haircut today and i'm really tired of the chinese employees trying to talk to me. I can't understand them and it's just awkward.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 23:46:53


Think you got a spot in this club for one more. I've had my account for 3 months now and I'm loving this site so much. Is should've joined sooning.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-14 23:55:21


At 9/14/07 11:46 PM, jflash8 wrote: Think you got a spot in this club for one more. I've had my account for 3 months now and I'm loving this site so much. Is should've joined sooning.

I'm sorry but you need 2,500 B/p's to get in. Just go and start B/ping more. You can also try and see if the NGDOP will let you in. Just read the rules and see if you can get in. Also install this it'll help a lot!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 02:10:24


Wow !!! I can finaly say that the portal is officialy a dump now !!!!

Congrats Newgrounds, I loved getting no fucking B/P points today just cause of that shitty ass fucking kitty krew. Is that against the rules ? I hope not... cause I want to speak my mind freely... the portal is getting filled with shit right now... there is like 30 UJ submissions and only 3-4 of them are not crews stuff....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 02:18:18


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 02:26:01


At 9/15/07 02:18 AM, afghan-man1 wrote: yes sir seageant eaglerock sir

I'm sorry but you need 2,500 B/p's to get in. Just go and start B/ping more. You can also try and see if the NGDOP will let you in. Just read the rules and see if you can get in.Also install this It'll help a lot. You should also read all the rules before submitting an application.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 02:35:57


Hurrah! New level, don't I simply look terrifying? sadly enough the next level up won't be as cool nor soon, an annoying 64 days away, but still, better than the six months it would taken to get to level 16 from 15 before the change.

Gotta love the gauntlet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 04:13:02


At 9/15/07 02:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Gotta love the gauntlet.

I won't be able to love it until I get it. And that's still a month away. Bah, the waiting.

So yeah, there's a bunch of spam flashes coming into the portal. Was there something important I missed, or are these just people with nothing else to do but make crappy flashes that somehow pass?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 04:24:54


At 9/15/07 02:10 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Wow !!! I can finaly say that the portal is officialy a dump now !!!!

Read my news post, the revolution has started. Sign up now, we must stop this madness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 04:33:20


I have a question, if you guys are the elite guards and your club is so full of high level people how the hell does flashes like the KK Crew and the other group them Clock peopel still get there flashes on NG? I mean with someone who is level 34 your vote has to be worth lot, along with the other memebers of your team how come you don't help blam there useless pointless time wasting flashes? Honestly if you do then we should round up more people to blam there stuff. Am I wrong or blind or somehting that I'm not understanding?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 05:19:08


Private Asspirate Reporting in!!! Permission to Come aboard sir!! (That means i wish to join...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-15 06:10:22


At 9/15/07 04:33 AM, Prince-Dart wrote: I have a question, if you guys are the elite guards and your club is so full of high level people how the hell does flashes like the KK Crew and the other group them Clock peopel still get there flashes on NG? I mean with someone who is level 34 your vote has to be worth lot, along with the other memebers of your team how come you don't help blam there useless pointless time wasting flashes? Honestly if you do then we should round up more people to blam there stuff. Am I wrong or blind or somehting that I'm not understanding?

We don't mass-vote. We advocate voting what you believe it deserves not who made it or what group made it. We aren't anti-crews and we don't blam every spam flash. Some are actually funny or at least alittle better than the others. It all comes down to what you like and what you believe it deserves. We just simply say watch the flash and vote fairly don't five or two for points and don't "blam" every crews flash.


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