Reporting for duty ma'm

At 9/17/07 04:32 AM, emochild wrote: Reporting for duty ma'm

There are hardly any females here, lol. Internet. We're almost 100% sirs. :-(

But yes, hello there, Safety Patroller! To join the Barracks you need to be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), so you can't be a member here yet. However, that doesn't mean you can't help protect Newgrounds while working your way up!

For one thing, you can help the effort by voting fairly on all submissions in the Portal. It's much more important to give UJ flashes an honest vote than to get points by fifening something spammish. Be sure to vote impartially and to spread the word to do the same!

Also, you can help by whistling rulebreaking flashes and reviews. You'll need to fix up that Garbage Whistle first, though (we don't allow Garbage Whistle holders in the EGB, in fact). You can go to the Abusive Review Thread and check the most recent couple pages for abusive reviews; if you do a lot of flagging there, you can get that whistle fixed up and shiny in no time. ^_^

If you have any other questions, or want to know other ways to help Newgrounds while you work your way up to Private rank, just contact me and I'll be glad to help.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

At 9/17/07 02:09 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I already initiated a couple of things to make things change.
I have been going through the portal and I have been talking about many solutions to fight the spam.

This is my thread named : We have the power 2 save the portal !!!

The problem is that General is kind of a iffy place to drum up support...expect lots of "LOLGAY" if you try to advertise there, lol. But even so, it is a good idea to advertise the Barracks and the impartiality stance...the more people we get to understand that it's the public's fault that shit passes, the better...and the sooner we can really start to make a difference!

ALTHOUGH THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE SPAM THE CRAP OUT OF GENERAL, THOUGH, LOL. HeavenDuff's thread is the only one we need. :3

Another good recruitment method is to focus on Elite Guards/Police ranked people; checking reviews on recently-submitted flash is a good way to find some, as it's often higher-up B/P'ers who are out there, anyway. If you see someone who looks respectable and interested in protecting the portal, refer them to the thread itself or to contact me.

Anyway, my BIG IMPORTANT VITAL POST had the misfortune of being the last post on the previous page, so allow me to pimp it out again.

ALL ELITE GUARD BARRACKS MEMBERS SHOULD GO TO THIS THREAD ON OUR FORUMS.

you gotta be signed in to view/post there, as it's in the secure rooms

The goal of the Portal Improvement Petition Project is to more than just sit around and take shit...we come up with a list of the problems with the current system and plausible, sensible proposed solutions. We then drum up support for the ideas (I'll writify the final list into a news post and we'll pimp it out to the NG community) and eventually submit it to Mr. Fulp and see what he has to say (Tom seems to like responding to PM's more than Waid, incidentally, lol).

So yes, go there and speak your mind! No comment or suggestion is a stupid one.

*salute*

At 9/17/07 05:38 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

The problem is that General is kind of a iffy place to drum up support...expect lots of "LOLGAY" if you try to advertise there, lol. But even so, it is a good idea to advertise the Barracks and the impartiality stance...the more people we get to understand that it's the public's fault that shit passes, the better...and the sooner we can really start to make a difference!

Quite, the best places to mention it are in the big stat whore threads, namely the Wi/Ht lists, and the Level up Lounge. I know Coop has been bringing things up there, and when I do post I try and mention the problems as well.

Still, I hope the thread in general at least makes a few people more aware of the problems, though not too many B/Pers frequent there. I'll go and check it out when I've posted this.

Another good recruitment method is to focus on Elite Guards/Police ranked people; checking reviews on recently-submitted flash is a good way to find some, as it's often higher-up B/P'ers who are out there, anyway. If you see someone who looks respectable and interested in protecting the portal, refer them to the thread itself or to contact me.

Yup, and people asking to join around here should always be pointed to the FAQ whether they qualify or not, and should also be given a short speech on fair voting in the portal. It is newer users like that who need the most encouragement as right now the sea of crap is overwhelming. As a result their quality control may drop as they think almost anything is worthy of passing (as it always does), and that is the last thing we want.

ALL ELITE GUARD BARRACKS MEMBERS SHOULD GO TO THIS THREAD ON OUR FORUMS.

Just made a rather long post there with a few suggestions. Hopefully they are good ones!

Also big welcome to azteca, always good to have more Supreme Commanders around here (though I will drop a rank in the Barracks updates now :( ).

*salute*

*salute*

At 9/17/07 06:40 AM, Sentio wrote: Quite, the best places to mention it are in the big stat whore threads, namely the Wi/Ht lists, and the Level up Lounge. I know Coop has been bringing things up there, and when I do post I try and mention the problems as well.

What better a place to bring it up than in your own back yard?

I'm updating two of those lists, I might as well tag some of my propaganda onto those updates :P

As you can already probably tell from the current state of HeavenDuff's thread, it's getting flamed in the spam forum. This is one of the battlefields in the C&C Forum, while I'm keeping the statwhore threads covered in Wi/Ht.

Ready to restore order to the flash portal SIR!
(salutes)

At 9/17/07 12:07 PM, mariobro42 wrote: Ready to restore order to the flash portal SIR!
(salutes)

To be a member of the Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P). However, as a Safety Patroller, you can apply at the Newgrounds Police Department while you work your way up to Private.

----Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

*salute*

It's good to see a jump in interest in the portal. I just put my 2 cents in on that thread HeavenDuff made.

If people understand so many are SICK of these spam Flashes, maybe it can really make a difference. I sure hope so.

Ah posted my "Help save the portal" blog post on the front page. Hopefully that'll get attention although a lot will probably just be idiots but it's ok. As long as a lot of people view it then it'll be fine. I hope some people decide to join one of the three clus.

Well we are a group of civillians. The thing that you ll not like on us is that we are an so called "anti-group"
Im the co-leader of the Anti Kitten Krew. So i think the most problem of you guys are that you think that we are just mass voting on the KK flashes because the KK made it! We dont! the reason why our group has been founded is that the KK has brought so many poor quality flashes with the same content and we thought we would do something useful if we would try to dam the flood. we arent against Crews. some crew flashes are really funny. But i never found a funny KK flash. If i would i would judge it fairly and show him the other members. If you should know one you are welcome to report it to me via PM. We wanna help to keep the portal clean just like u.
So i would ask you to give us some opinions about us
do you have any moral guidelines and rules-please share them with us!
do you have some advices for me how to be a good co-leader.
Your opinions are very important to us.
Please try to take us a lil bit serious because this whole thing to serve the portal is really important to me!
contact me via PM

At 9/17/07 04:46 PM, Jackisback wrote: We're not a mass-voting group!

What you described is us, only you focus on certain groups. We vote fairly on every flash, whether it's an Adam Phillips or a Kitty Krew. Back in the day, crew were formed because people wanted to make funny flashes with some friends over the internet. And it was until about 6 months ago. The KK had some funny flashes before; I've given my fair share of 2's to KK flashes.

But they turned to spam. But we still voted fairly on them. And now, you and your AKK buddies are just giving the spammers what they want; attention. If they didn't get people mad and get people talking about them, they would probably just fade away. But, as the BBS Ban message goes, "you just fuel the flames" and keep those spammers putting stuff up like that.

We (or I, at least) appreciate your effort and understand your intent, but having a group dedicated to getting rid of another isn't what NG needs; fighting fire with fire doesn't work because it burns the entire place down. Hate isn't the answer.

At 9/17/07 04:46 PM, Jackisback wrote: Im the co-leader of the Anti Kitten Krew.
stuff
We wanna help to keep the portal clean just like u.
So i would ask you to give us some opinions about us

Well, thanks for your interest in posting here, but what you said was right, we do not like any biased groups whatsoever. However, I do appreciate your post and would care to acquiesce to your reqest.

do you have any moral guidelines and rules-please share them with us!

These are our guidelines:
- Do NOT bias-vote, NO MATTER WHAT - What does this entail? This entails being impartial in all of your votes, no matter who makes it or what their history is. For example, the Barney Bunch, long-time perpetrators of spamlike flash, have been known to produce good flash on occasion. If they did good work on their flash, despite their past, they deserve a chance to a fair vote. This is why the "anti-Kitty Krew" mentality is not good in our eyes, as it locks you into mindsets that will skew your vote. Skewed votes, after all, are what cause problems like this in the first place.

- Do not just vote 0 and 5 - Many people do this because they think it will max their potential for points, while still judging. This is narcissistic at best, and skews the vote. If you feel something deserves a 2, giving it a 5 will definitely skew the vote.

- Watch the flash as a whole and do not prejudge - Why? I've seen some movies that started out horribly, but were hilarious in the end. Others ended up being flash that started good but ended with Tricky or some kind of shitty ending. This is crucial to a vote.

That pretty much covers the "moral" aspect of voting.

do you have some advices for me how to be a good co-leader.

Basically, respect people and their opinions, be smart, and don't be a jerk. Being a power-hungry bastard and someone that doesn't listen to others or respect them won't gleam awesomeness in you. We're on the Internet here...everyone has an ego. Check your own and let people be their own and respect them for who they are, and they might respect you in return.

Your opinions are very important to us.
Please try to take us a lil bit serious because this whole thing to serve the portal is really important to me!
contact me via PM

I can tell you take this seriously, but realize that being an anti-crew makes you as bad as the crew itself. I'd suggest reforming your group and being "anti-spam" or "pro-Portal." This is simply because it gets away from that polarized mindset that fucks up Newgrounds in the first place. If you want, feel free to PM me and we can talk it over.

Hey guys. I was just hanging around the Wi/Ht forum when I came across something disturbing that pretty much sums up the problem with the portal.

Check out the second last post!

At 9/17/07 08:51 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey guys. I was just hanging around the Wi/Ht forum when I came across something disturbing that pretty much sums up the problem with the portal.

Check out the second last post!

Good find, but I knew that, sadly. That's why it's good we're getting people aware that not everyone thinks that way. Huzzah to HeavenDuff and the rest that have started to spread the word, as this will undoubtedly help us. It's good to know we have people that think differently around here. It's even better that we have people that are willing to do something about it.

At 9/17/07 09:11 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Good find, but I knew that, sadly. That's why it's good we're getting people aware that not everyone thinks that way.

The problem with getting the word out there to everyone is it is very hard to do that without spamming yourself. We could flood the BBS with topics saying VOTE FAIRLY until everyone knew about it, but then we would be just as bad as those groups.

At 9/17/07 05:38 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 9/17/07 02:09 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

ALTHOUGH THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE SPAM THE CRAP OUT OF GENERAL, THOUGH, LOL. HeavenDuff's thread is the only one we need. :3

Stat-whores love to see their name in other people's posts :)

At 9/17/07 01:41 PM, RSQViper wrote: It's good to see a jump in interest in the portal. I just put my 2 cents in on that thread HeavenDuff made.

Yeah that's definitely good :P

If people understand so many are SICK of these spam Flashes, maybe it can really make a difference. I sure hope so.

Yeah some people have already visited our thread to ask and join the EGB
I don't know if it's the same for the NGDD and NGPH but I hope so.

And also thanks guys for helping me in my thread. That way we can get the attention of some of the General forum regulars or those who just don't visit the Clubs and Crews forum.

At 9/17/07 09:14 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

At 9/17/07 09:11 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Good find, but I knew that, sadly. That's why it's good we're getting people aware that not everyone thinks that way.

The problem with getting the word out there to everyone is it is very hard to do that without spamming yourself. We could flood the BBS with topics saying VOTE FAIRLY until everyone knew about it, but then we would be just as bad as those groups.

Exactly. It's like so many of the "Anti" Flashes. They are usually of EXTREMELY poor quality, rushed, and just as bad as the spam and crews they are saying suck. It doesn't help the cause in ANY way at all.

That's why it's tough to turn people to vote fairly. It takes a lot of effort to get people to do good, and very little effort to get people to do wrong.

SPAM Flash takes mere minutes to make, plus they reuse everything so they flood the portal. Making one good Flash takes at LEAST a week, probably longer and unless you nail a daily, just as many people will probably see it as will see one of the SPAM Flash.

That doesn't make it impossible, though. We just need to get the right people onboard. Namely the highest B/P ranked folks that are part of the problem.

Sir, reporting for duty, sir!

At 9/18/07 07:27 PM, MrBobo64 wrote: Sir, reporting for duty, sir!

Hello there, Security Guard! To be a member of the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P). However, you can apply at the Newgrounds Police Department, although I believe they require a good number of intelligent posts for someone to be allowed to join (to make sure they're respectable). So you may need more BBS experience before you can join them, even though you appear to not be new to the site itself, just new to the BBS.

In any case, if you have any questions about others ways that you can contribute to protecting Newgrounds, you can PM me at any time.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

At 9/18/07 07:27 PM, MrBobo64 wrote: Sir, reporting for duty, sir!

Thanks to Slash for the updated "welcoming people that don't quite make it to the Barracks" schpiel, as I love the fact that you're promoting the protection of the Portal.

I should note to prospective members that we do not alienate members, and that we encourage you all to B/P and do your best to Protect the Portal. Sure, the Elite Guard Barracks has a high B/P requirement for membership, but you can consider it a goal to achieve. And, to help you on your way, are many great groups like the NGPD and the NGDD. They are our allies in protecting the Portal, and will accept you with much less stringent requirements. That doesn't mean they are lesser groups of course, they just have a different theme.

So, get out there and B/P, and feel consoled that if you vote for fairness and not for points, you will be part of the ongoing coalition that is growing to take back Newgrounds!

To all those members of the EGB online I suggest you go to the portal and check out the current UJ submissions. Give them the vote they deserve!

It just makes me sick that submissions like that pass judgement. Lets try and stop it right now!

*Salutes*

At 9/18/07 11:51 PM, Sterockicy wrote: To all those members of the EGB online I suggest you go to the portal and check out the current UJ submissions. Give them the vote they deserve!

lol, you don't have to ask, if they are online, they have already voted on it ;)

It just makes me sick that submissions like that pass judgement. Lets try and stop it right now!

lol, I guess you may be talking about those Socom Squad flashs :P

*Salutes*

I gave them the vote I think they do deserve.

*Salutes*

Well, I wish I wasn't at work so I could do some B/P and vote on those Flash, but... I can't. All the good stuff is blocked.

BOO HOO!!

At 9/19/07 12:08 AM, RSQViper wrote: Well, I wish I wasn't at work so I could do some B/P and vote on those Flash, but... I can't. All the good stuff is blocked.

BOO HOO!!

Well you still have 3357 more B/P points than me :P
So don't bother too much :P

Anyway I'd like to know for when is the next rosters update ?
Will them come up each week or each to week now ? Cause I don't know if Sterockicy already found someone to help him do it.

At 9/19/07 12:19 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Anyway I'd like to know for when is the next rosters update ?

Next Tuesday.

Will them come up each week or each to week now ? Cause I don't know if Sterockicy already found someone to help him do it.

Nobody offered to help so it will be fortnightly from now on.

Dammit, those UJ's passed judgement. I guess a consolation is the fact that their scores were fairly low.

I've been away for a while, since I've been rearranging furniture and other stuff around the house. Now I'm here, and I noticed that the portal is not loaded with as much spam submissions, at least from what I remember.

So that's a plus. Hope we can get some more people into voting more fairly on flashes.

So Madness Day is only three more days away. As long as it's not another Clock Day, it should turn out well.

At 9/17/07 01:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ATTENTION ALL BARRACKS MEMBERS

Yeah I posted in the forum and I agree with you, I know very well how horrible the portal has become and something must be done, I'm glad you're trying to take action and I'll help.

At 9/19/07 07:37 AM, Phantom wrote: Yeah I posted in the forum and I agree with you, I know very well how horrible the portal has become and something must be done, I'm glad you're trying to take action and I'll help.

I'm helping, but I never really saw the point of joining the forum, to be honest. It's just another URL that I can forget between the dozen computers I use.

Greetings gang, just checkin' in. I know this is a whole thread of users who feel the same way as the portal right now as i do ;) We're the ones with the voting power, we're the ones who can make a difference. Just because a submission has a kitty krew thumb, it shouldn't automatically pass, and we know that. We've gotta whittle them down so that people don't know for a fact they will get a protection point from this submission... once we can get a couple blammed, which might take a while, hopefully things will pick up.

Hmmm, well... happy voting guys, the power... is YOURS!

At 9/19/07 10:47 AM, BlueHippo wrote: Hmmm, well... happy voting guys, the power... is YOURS!

I keep voting zero on there piece's of shit and they still pass anyways. It's either:
#1: Many EGSC's are voting 5 on them.
#2: Mass voting, group wise.

I need to become stronger then what I already am. >:(