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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 03:06:23


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007

Thank you very much!

September 11........OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!

Never forget.... **==

10 // 33912 // 002 // 00.3 // 00.2- // SlashFirestorm

WTF??

34 // 06705 // 020 // 02.9 // 04.3- // DarkLotusJuggalo

In my sights. Gaining... Gaining... Slowly... Gaining...

36 // 06038 // 131 // 18.7 // 04.0+ // RSQViper

Slowly...

37 // 06021 // 360 // 51.4 // 51.4+ // philonous

OMG... =( SLOW DOWN!!! *cry*

46 // 02811 // 024 // 03.4 // 02.3+ // Andrea364

WTF AGAIN? You were going strong, then what happened? Get your finger out of there and B/P!

5 more deposits until LVL 22... 6 more days until my Gold Account 2nd Anniversary... tic tock tick tock

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 06:28:34


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Hi all, I'm just letting you all know that Shanus is back at college now and probably cant do the update anymore, which means that unless someone is willing to take his place, I am going to have to change the update to fortnightly again. I just can't do it every week. It really isn't a very hard job. Most of it is automated in an excel spreadsheet. You just put in the total points for everyone and the rest is done by the computer. Then it is just a matter of adding the top gainers and the congratulations list manually. Today's list only took me 30 minutes. Its not as daunting as it appears! :D

AS much as I would love to help you out I just don't have the time anymore :(

Top 5 Gainers:

craigalan - 607
PenguinLink - 387
BlueHippo - 374
philonous - 360
pwroftheseagoat - 333

Congrats to you 5- it won't be long until I am back on here I hope, the university term is just around the corner!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink, pwroftheseagoat!

Congrats again!

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sentio +15.8, K-Fox + 11.7, PenguinLink + 11.1!

Much better!

08 // 38278 // 192 // 27.4 // 15.8+ // Sentio

Finally a half decent week, and 40,000 is creeping ever closer.

Thanks for the update!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 06:32:57


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007

Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
46 // 02811 // 024 // 03.4 // 02.3+ // Andrea364

Come on, B/P some more! I need you to keep your lead on HeavenDuff

47 // 02801 // 153 // 21.9 // 01.4+ // HeavenDuff
48 // 02784 // 147 // 21.0 // 05.1+ // TheThing

How come whenever your ahead, the update comes out. But when I'm ahead, the update is a week off and gives you plenty on time to catch up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 09:02:57


At 9/11/07 12:35 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: I can't seem to use mine when I see an inappropriate Flash in the portal, and it really tears me to see them get away with it.

I'd suggest that you PM Wade - it's bug related, I'll bet, so whistle points aplenty when they fix that up, which they are working on.

One more thing though, what is the deal with these chain-letter-esque things going around the reviews? Is it some sort of fad that ditzy teenagers post for the heck of it out of boredom? It's annoying as fuck, but I guess that I can just whistle them away should they come up.

Hit the Abusive reviews thread, my friend and there are absolutely pages of them, with about 50-60 responses of abusive tagged to them. Might as well join the party

Thanks to Slash for SE2, I'm glad to have finally made my (little) mark on the Flash Portal - maybe I'll get that program soon and start making my own, but no free time at present :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 09:51:03


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007

Yayness :P


September 11........OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!

I dont get it


Hi all, I'm just letting you all know that Shanus is back at college now and probably cant do the update anymore, which means that unless someone is willing to take his place, I am going to have to change the update to fortnightly again. I just can't do it every week. It really isn't a very hard job. Most of it is automated in an excel spreadsheet. You just put in the total points for everyone and the rest is done by the computer. Then it is just a matter of adding the top gainers and the congratulations list manually. Today's list only took me 30 minutes. Its not as daunting as it appears! :D

Haha, I've gotta do it at 5:00AM so it's more than daunting, it's unhealthy :P


Top 5 Gainers:

craigalan - 607
PenguinLink - 387
BlueHippo - 374
philonous - 360
pwroftheseagoat - 333

Congrats guys, you wont see me there for a long time again, and craigalan amazing total for your first :D better than Afro_Stud this week I think


Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink, pwroftheseagoat!

Congrats guys

Top 3 biggest average rises: Sentio +15.8, K-Fox + 11.7, PenguinLink + 11.1!

Nice rises :P

Random word: Acheron!

Random Response: Qualm!

23 // 14487 // 113 // 16.1 // 14.1- // Shanus
24 // 14404 // 190 // 27.1 // 04.0+ // Sterockicy

Jeez, that's laughable, I give you a week Stero :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 11:41:07


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007

Thankees.

If you are interested in helping me, let me know. If nobody is, then the update will be coming every 14 days from now on!

As much as I would want to, I can't. I'm busy enough as it is.

Top 5 Gainers:

craigalan - 607
PenguinLink - 387
BlueHippo - 374
philonous - 360
pwroftheseagoat - 333

Grats to everyone making this list.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink, pwroftheseagoat!

Grats to you two.

01 // 56558 // 203 // 29.0 // 08.7- // X-Naut

Meh, could have been better. But it's good enough.

03 // 53800 // 374 // 53.4 // 07.3+ // BlueHippo

Hello there, Mr. Hippo.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 15:50:22


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 35 // 06440 // 088 // 12.6 // 12.6+ // AustinR

Damn, I only gained 88 this week. I guess I was distracted because I've been working my ass off for a deity whistle, oh well. I'll do better this week

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 17:38:30


At 9/11/07 03:50 PM, AustinR wrote:
At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 35 // 06440 // 088 // 12.6 // 12.6+ // AustinR
Damn, I only gained 88 this week. I guess I was distracted because I've been working my ass off for a deity whistle, oh well. I'll do better this week

I've been trying to get GOLD forever now. It's like walking thru mud or something. I've had a silver whistle for at LEAST 1 1/2 years. I just don't get it.

Also, as for whistles it'll be some time before anyone gets points again. At least until they fix the review mod powers as for right now they can't delete reviews. Maybe once they do, I'll get my gold because I've marked a lot abusive in the last month or so.

8=D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 19:42:12


At 9/11/07 06:32 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! (with one more "a") :P


Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
46 // 02811 // 024 // 03.4 // 02.3+ // Andrea364
Come on, B/P some more! I need you to keep your lead on HeavenDuff

Mahahaha !! I just need ten more !!!


47 // 02801 // 153 // 21.9 // 01.4+ // HeavenDuff
48 // 02784 // 147 // 21.0 // 05.1+ // TheThing
How come whenever your ahead, the update comes out. But when I'm ahead, the update is a week off and gives you plenty on time to catch up.

lol, i can't say :P
but at least it's fun and I have a rival to motivate me :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 19:46:47


At 9/11/07 07:42 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 9/11/07 06:32 AM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 47 // 02801 // 153 // 21.9 // 01.4+ // HeavenDuff
48 // 02784 // 147 // 21.0 // 05.1+ // TheThing
How come whenever your ahead, the update comes out. But when I'm ahead, the update is a week off and gives you plenty on time to catch up.
lol, i can't say :P
but at least it's fun and I have a rival to motivate me :)

Like now, I'm ahead of you by something like 10 points. But in a fortnight, you'll be in the 47 seat still. I have to push myself; I need to move up!

This club has motivated me; before, I spent no more than an hour on this site. Now, I have to go on for at least 2 hours a day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-11 23:50:18


Wow... the portal is fucking shity tonight... I think I'm gonna leave... I'm fucking disapointed about the Crews... today they were not just bad... they were stupid and insulting...

Last years we had great flashs like I miss you Daddy .
But this year... we only get disrespectful shits... I'm feeling sick...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 00:05:33


At 9/11/07 11:50 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Wow... the portal is fucking shity tonight... I think I'm gonna leave... I'm fucking disapointed about the Crews... today they were not just bad... they were stupid and insulting...
Last years we had great flashs like I miss you Daddy .
But this year... we only get disrespectful shits... I'm feeling sick...

Yeah i completely hated today yet everything passed with like 2.0+. I expected this though i've been here a few months and i knew this would happen. Is Wade going to do something about this shit? Isn't that the stuff that'll get your account deleted? It seems you can say and do whatever you want pretty much on the flash portal. They really need to make harsher rules or something there's stupid spam and just the shit that happened today. Normally spam doesn't piss me off but today was just uncalled for.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 01:23:23


At 9/12/07 12:05 AM, craigalan wrote: Yeah i completely hated today yet everything passed with like 2.0+. I expected this though i've been here a few months and i knew this would happen. Is Wade going to do something about this shit? Isn't that the stuff that'll get your account deleted? It seems you can say and do whatever you want pretty much on the flash portal. They really need to make harsher rules or something there's stupid spam and just the shit that happened today. Normally spam doesn't piss me off but today was just uncalled for.

The same thing happened after the VATech shooting and the one thing that disappoints me most is not only does NG allow it, it's basically a welcome sight.

NG was built on clubbing seals and stuff like that, but I almost with there was some sort of line drawn.

I had actually contact Tom about it during the VATech shit asking him how people are possibly getting review banned during that. I figured that an inciteful Flash is LOOKING for inciteful reviews, so if you give one, it's EXACTLY what the author wants. Why delete it?

He actually told be that was a good point and he'd bring it up.

But this stuff shows me how bad the people are here on NG. Not only is this horribly offensive Flash made, but it passes the portal.

Absolutely disgusting.

You ask me, it's worse than Clock Day when things like this happen. It makes me hate this place a little more each time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 02:10:43


At 9/12/07 01:23 AM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/12/07 12:05 AM, craigalan wrote:
The same thing happened after the VATech shooting and the one thing that disappoints me most is not only does NG allow it, it's basically a welcome sight.

Eh that shouldn't have been allowed. I mean people say just because it happened to america doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed up or whatever but i haven't seen flashes about other countries being attacked. It's just kids trying to be cool i bet a lot are american themself. That truely shows you how a lot of shitty kids are being raised in america.

NG was built on clubbing seals and stuff like that, but I almost with there was some sort of line drawn.

Plus it's just a game about killing stuff it's not based on real events. I mean sure seals have probably been clubbed but 9/11 is a real thing.

I had actually contact Tom about it during the VATech shit asking him how people are possibly getting review banned during that. I figured that an inciteful Flash is LOOKING for inciteful reviews, so if you give one, it's EXACTLY what the author wants. Why delete it?

Eh i wouldn't review ban them if someone made that flash and i saw it during that time i'll bet money i woulda said something about it. It's not the "mature" thing to do but when it just happens to do it thats just messed up. They should have just deleted their reviews not banned them.

He actually told be that was a good point and he'd bring it up.

He needs to enforce rules against this kinda stuff. Not just about america he can do it about other countries too.

But this stuff shows me how bad the people are here on NG. Not only is this horribly offensive Flash made, but it passes the portal.

They aren't "bad" i'd call them jut pathetic assholes. Not just passes passes with 2.0+.

Absolutely disgusting.

Agreed.

You ask me, it's worse than Clock Day when things like this happen. It makes me hate this place a little more each time.

I was pretty mad about that whole thing. I wouldn't say i hate newgrounds even alittle i just hate what people get away with. Clock day was just spam this was hateful spam and shouldn't have been allowed they should add rules to prevent that kinda stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 09:00:25


At 9/11/07 02:32 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 11, 2007

Thanks man, I've needed to see this and find a new target or two :P

Random word: Acheron!

The Plane of War? Giant Cubes flying around in the sky, clanging into each other constantly? It's like the Borg have moved into Dungeons & Dragons!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
12 // 30841 // 010 // 01.4 // 00.1- // ArtDanVal
13 // 30314 // 249 // 35.6 // 01.7- // Coop83

I don't think I'll be moving up a rank over the next 2 weeks - I heard from the Man himself, ArtDanVal, that he's back and hitting some impressive paces (hopefully)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 17:22:46


To all this talk about spam and whatnot, I believe it started when the redesign happened.

I guess most spam groups thought that more people would sign up or come here, and released more spam. Now that they see their spam is passing, they're releasing more of it.

It's just a vicious cycle of hate

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 17:56:22


Well, I know I get fed up with all the spam and hate flash from time to time, but I always get back on track by watching some of the cool stuff that comes thru the portal.

I mean, when it comes right down to it, NG is full of extremely talented artists and people with incredible animating skills and funny or exciting stories. Not to mention some of the cool games that come thru.

So, yes, there will always be asshats, especially right now, but the great talent outshines those tards when it comes to the front page and favorited artists and Flash, so fuck them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 20:32:56


Oh, happy day!

Seems review mod tools are back up! :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 20:41:37


At 9/12/07 05:56 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, I know I get fed up with all the spam and hate flash from time to time, but I always get back on track by watching some of the cool stuff that comes thru the portal.

Isn't that why we all love Newgrounds?

I mean, when it comes right down to it, NG is full of extremely talented artists and people with incredible animating skills and funny or exciting stories. Not to mention some of the cool games that come thru.

That's why God make NG Favorite Flash...so we can enjoy it time and time again! For example, the Timewaster is a great, great, GREAT game that just looks awesome, even though it is so simple...

So, yes, there will always be asshats, especially right now, but the great talent outshines those tards when it comes to the front page and favorited artists and Flash, so fuck them.

Ehh...trust me. You'll outlast them, as they'll get tired of submitting the same crappy shit. You, in the meantime, will enjoy the good flash that comes on the Portal, as it will, for years to come (unless you get bored, too). Either way, they can only persist so long before they get tired of their stupid games.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-12 21:31:15


At 9/12/07 08:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh, happy day!

Seems review mod tools are back up! :-D

Hazza! I'm glad I can finally get some more points, and mods can finally end those Tommy or Timmy or whatever they're called, chain letters.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 03:12:47


Well, the portal just went insane about 30-40 Flashes away from 400,00. Glad that's over with and REALLY nice to see so much spam get blammed.

Also nice to see 'certain people' NOT get the 400,000 Flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 03:16:56


At 9/13/07 03:12 AM, RSQViper wrote: Well, the portal just went insane about 30-40 Flashes away from 400,00. Glad that's over with and REALLY nice to see so much spam get blammed.

I know today was a great day for the portal. Although some spam will pass a lot was blammed and got what it deserved. I wonder if tonight's gonna be filled with "Didn't get 400,000" spam flashes.

Also nice to see 'certain people' NOT get the 400,000 Flash.

I agree there's a lot of groups i'd rather not have gotten it. At least the people that did weren't the worse spammers.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 04:10:57


crosseyed reports as ordered sir!

(ex military, 5 ribbons on shirt, 1 medal)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 04:15:44


At 9/13/07 04:10 AM, crosseyed wrote: crosseyed reports as ordered sir!

(ex military, 5 ribbons on shirt, 1 medal)

I'm sorry sir but you don't have enough B/p points. You need 2,500 to get in but if you get around 400 more you can join the NGPD. Get this and use that to increase your B/p points faster. Come back here in a few month when you get enough to join i hope to see you soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 04:16:09


At 9/13/07 04:10 AM, crosseyed wrote: crosseyed reports as ordered sir!

(ex military, 5 ribbons on shirt, 1 medal)

Blams: 107
Saves: 70

Make those equal 2,500 when added together and then report back here.

Until then, make nice in the NGPD when you qualify. The NGDoD is also a good place to check out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 14:10:22


Great news everyone i've linked a few spammers reviews to kidray76 and he'sreview banned them from 20-30 days. So at least we'll have a smaller chance of spammers tenning all their friends flashes and getting awards. I'm gonna find more later tonight and start getting whistle points/making awards get deserved for once.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 14:22:01


At 9/13/07 02:10 PM, craigalan wrote: Great news everyone i've linked a few spammers reviews to kidray76 and he'sreview banned them from 20-30 days. So at least we'll have a smaller chance of spammers tenning all their friends flashes and getting awards. I'm gonna find more later tonight and start getting whistle points/making awards get deserved for once.

Now THAT is good news!

Also, let's all FAIRLY review the 400,000 Flash. Pay no attention to who made it or the fact that it's the 400,000 Flash. Review it for the Flash that it is.

The 400,000 Flash

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 14:54:07


At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/13/07 02:10 PM, craigalan wrote:
Now THAT is good news!
Also, let's all FAIRLY review the 400,000 Flash. Pay no attention to who made it or the fact that it's the 400,000 Flash. Review it for the Flash that it is.
The 400,000 Flash

I've sent the link to kidray76. I'm pretty sure they're abuse because they're only tenning due to the fact that it's the 400,000th review. They never say much about the flash just they barely missed it meanig they're talking about stuff besides the flash they're reviewig which is abusive. Not to mention bullshit score since there's no way that could ever get a ten.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 16:36:36


At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, RSQViper wrote: Also, let's all FAIRLY review the 400,000 Flash. Pay no attention to who made it or the fact that it's the 400,000 Flash. Review it for the Flash that it is.

There really is no way that I can review this submission without getting my review deleted and a ban.

I think I've said enough there *Goes back to lsitening to Toccata & Fuge on YouTube*

By the way, my news post of today tends to echo similar thoughts, I'd be grateful for your thoughts on it (Used my monthly front page post to get maximum exposure here too.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-13 17:04:39


At 9/13/07 04:36 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, RSQViper wrote: Also, let's all FAIRLY review the 400,000 Flash. Pay no attention to who made it or the fact that it's the 400,000 Flash. Review it for the Flash that it is.
There really is no way that I can review this submission without getting my review deleted and a ban.

Hahaha! Well, you can just tell them to try harder next time as the graphics are sub par. lmao.

I think I've said enough there *Goes back to lsitening to Toccata & Fuge on YouTube*

EEEHHH???

By the way, my news post of today tends to echo similar thoughts, I'd be grateful for your thoughts on it (Used my monthly front page post to get maximum exposure here too.)

I'll check it out. Also, it's weekly, not monthly. Unless, for some reason, you need a certain amount of Flash to get it to weekly. I know mine is weekly.