At 8/24/07 08:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Did someboy say e-penis?

O.o
That brought the lulz.

On another note, the Portal seems to be rather steady, no huge influx of Flash submissions. I'm getting ever closer to my 5,000 B/P marker...oh so close. There were a few ruke-breaking submissions, but all of them seemed to be taken care of accordingly. So, overall it has been a good day.

My tablet has still not arrived, I'm about to wet myself in waiting for it. Guess it is back to the Portal.

*Salutes*

Stolen Flash alert!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7007 - Stolen
http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/supe rchicksisters/ - Original

PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

Looks like it got through. TO WADE'S IN BOX. I was quite shocked by what I saw, not that I have had a sheltered lifestyle but I wasnt expecting it despite the warning.
e-v

At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

I tried to but it passed is there any way I can flag it after a flash passes judgment?

At 8/25/07 03:45 PM, vgfa287 wrote: I tried to but it passed is there any way I can flag it after a flash passes judgment?

When something rulebreaking manages to pass, the next step is to e-mail Wade. Looks like ever-vigilant has got that covered, so now all we can do is wait.

And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

yeah, but the rules are their for a reason so, off with its head.

At 8/25/07 03:43 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:

At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote: PONOGRAPHY IN FLASH

FLAG THIS

It shows a video of anal sex in it. This is NOT allowable no matter how funny it is on Newgrounds. Please flag it.

Looks like it got through. TO WADE'S IN BOX. I was quite shocked by what I saw, not that I have had a sheltered lifestyle but I wasnt expecting it despite the warning.
e-v

Yeah, it's pretty disturbing. That's the vid from meatspin.com if you've ever been linked there.... not the greatest place to get trick-linked to.

Oh, little update-a-roo! I finished my bytesize entry and sent it to Tom! Wish me luck!

At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

It IS a damn shame. I thought it was a cool flash, then saw that and was like.. "damn... I have to flag it now."

Oh, well. They can edit it later and resubmit.

At 8/25/07 04:02 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/25/07 03:43 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:

At 8/25/07 02:17 PM, RSQViper wrote:

Oh, little update-a-roo! I finished my bytesize entry and sent it to Tom! Wish me luck!

Good luck

Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in

At 8/25/07 05:08 PM, AustinR wrote: Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in

It was going not TOO bad earlier, but it is freaking crawling along right now. Liek a Flash ever 10-20 minutes. bleh.

At 8/25/07 05:09 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/25/07 05:08 PM, AustinR wrote: Man, what a slow day in the portal, I didn't get much B/P in

It was going not TOO bad earlier, but it is freaking crawling along right now. Liek a Flash ever 10-20 minutes. bleh.

Yeah i wanna get more B/p's. I'm about to have my first 700 a week that i noticed lol. Well besides clock day i got 2k that week i believe. But yeah this is pretty bad it's rarely this slow.

Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Actually that is either stolen or a rehashed submission as I've seen it just the other day.

But, it's not illegal since it's animated. It's actual photos and video of people that are not allowed on NG as it breaks laws and they would have to deal with fines and such if they allowed it.

At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Yeah, I think somebody used a program to make it. Either way it breaks the rules. I'm like 20 B/P poinst away from ranking up, so if all goes well, I should have it by the end of today.

My tablet will be here on Monday!

At 8/25/07 05:24 PM, AustinR wrote: Definitly illegal (just some girl masturbating

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39 7048

Actually it was mine flash, and I send mail about it to Wade bro...:)
Btw, hentai, is not illegal, I'm afraid You lose one point in Your ego.

At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

You're right, it was a good flash. Front page even. But the meat spin part went over the top. All they have to do is resubmit it with that scene either 1) drawn in or 2) taken out. I gave it a 4 before flagging it.

At 8/25/07 08:52 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 8/25/07 03:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And ya know, that flash was actually pretty good. Good sound, good graphical skills, funny...if only they'd just drawn meatspin instead of stuck the real thing in there, it'd have been swell. Damn shame.

You're right, it was a good flash. Front page even. But the meat spin part went over the top. All they have to do is resubmit it with that scene either 1) drawn in or 2) taken out. I gave it a 4 before flagging it.

Whiteout this spinning dick it would be not so abusive and not worthy this discussion, am I right??
Yes, maybe its not to appropriate for NG, but definition of all artist is to B provocative.
Personally, I don't mined about this part, movie is more animated than hard porno.
It was added to make provocation, and without it will not B.
So let it B.... :)

ALL BEHOLD, THE GREAT ELITE GUARD SERGEANT PossiblePancakes!

Yes, it is true, I have finally, after about a year, ranked up! Even though I was demoted due to the redesign and I'm still not back at that original rank, I have ranked up.

The Portal seems steady, and I am a mod of this awesome game, so play and talk to me!

At 8/25/07 11:28 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: ALL BEHOLD, THE GREAT ELITE GUARD SERGEANT PossiblePancakes!

About time.

Yes, it is true, I have finally, after about a year, ranked up! Even though I was demoted due to the redesign and I'm still not back at that original rank, I have ranked up.

Again...About time.

The Portal seems steady, and I am a mod of this awesome game, so play and talk to me!

I wouldn't call it that great. For one, you're not a mod, and two, you had me kicked. I don't expect to be playing again, especially since I have a "black mark" or whatever.

At 8/25/07 11:51 PM, EagleRock wrote: I wouldn't call it that great. For one, you're not a mod, and two, you had me kicked. I don't expect to be playing again, especially since I have a "black mark" or whatever.

EagleRock and I have sorted this out, apparently, somebody used my name and impersonated me. My name is now locked so now only I and other Mods can use it. Unless I'm in a huge metal form, I will always have a MOD symbol above my head...always.

If I don't it is not me. Just posting this so you don't make out to be an ass.

At 8/26/07 12:23 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 8/25/07 11:51 PM, EagleRock wrote: <redacted>

EagleRock and I have sorted this out, apparently, somebody used my name and impersonated me. My name is now locked so now only I and other Mods can use it. Unless I'm in a huge metal form, I will always have a MOD symbol above my head...always.

Now you sound like one of those admins on World of Warcraft or Neopets..."Admins will never ask you for your password EVER."

If I don't it is not me. Just posting this so you don't make out to be an ass.

Agreed. I thought maybe you thought I was an impostor and kicked me. Turned out "you" were the impostor. Oh, well. NBD. The game still needs a lot of work though, but nothing a bit of programming and time won't fix, though.

Can i ask permission to join sir! Im sorta new but i HATE spams, I found some spam which i will give A.S.A.P.! Toastman7007 out!

:The spam i beilive is with the kitty krew! there good as mine..

Another great chapter. Sad seeing more of our soldiers dying, but at least they've had a good run.

Also, I think I lost count somewhere. Who's winning?

At 8/23/07 05:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: In the meantime, let me present to you the best bottled water. EVER. My mom got it when she went to Atlantic City and came back with it:

I don't know what it is about Trump, but with him on that bottle, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable putting it anywhere near my mouth.

At 8/25/07 11:28 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I am a mod of this awesome game, so play and talk to me!

Interesting, to say the least. Also, you can choose a character named Lloyd. But I have one question. Who the hell is Lloyd?

At 8/26/07 01:39 AM, Toastman7007 wrote: Can i ask permission to join sir! Im sorta new but i HATE spams, I found some spam which i will give A.S.A.P.! Toastman7007 out!

The spam i beilive is with the kitty krew! there good as mine..

Well, sorry, but you don't meet the qualifications to join yet, civilian! You must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P points) to join up.

Also, the definition of spam is rather broad. The Elite Guard Barracks is only enemies with those who submit rulebreaking flash; all legitimate flash gets an unbiased vote based on the flash in question, not the author or groups submitting them.

The Kitty Krew does not break the rules with its flash, and as such they are not an enemy of the Barracks.

Now, nothing wrong with voting zero on their flash if you don't like it, so long as you actually watch the movie and honestly don't like it. But we are not a mass voting club and any anti-club talk is not permitted here.

If you have a specific example of a user breaking the rules with their flash, feel free to report it here or PM it to me. But simply making flash that you don't like does not constitute a rulebreaking offense.

Well, if you understand that and still interested in joining the Elite Guard Barracks, go to the Portal and rack up some B/P! Once you reach Security Guard rank, you can apply at the NGPD, where you can spend your time and hone your skills as you move towards Private rank.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

I guess I will get my rank of Private really soon now.

There is a lot of sexual stuff you guys found on the portal recently?
Did somebody already PM'ed Wade concerning the flash with the shemale getting fucked in the ass?
sorry for the strong words by the way :P

Anyway here's the gift I promised you RSQ

I took that picture of one of my neighbour's car just for you :)

At 8/26/07 02:56 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I guess I will get my rank of Private really soon now.

Same. I mean, Like right now. I'm only about 15 away right now, with 9 more awaiting decision. By tonight, I'll be back in the EG!

There is a lot of sexual stuff you guys found on the portal recently?

No, but there is a lot of Pirate Clock stuff; probably because it's his birthday.

Did somebody already PM'ed Wade concerning the flash with the shemale getting fucked in the ass?

Come again? Probably, because I haven't seen it. Link or it didn't happen.

sorry for the strong words by the way :P

It's fine. We're all men. Except for Andrea, any other girls I don't know of, and Odyssic

LOLJK
I took that picture of one of my neighbour's car just for you :)

That's actually a pretty weird. Now if we could find out what the RSQ stands for...

I've decided to organize a Whistle Improvement Project on our forums!

The only 'critical' purpose it would serve is getting any Garbage Whistle members/potential members up to Normal or higher, but since no current members have Garbage Whistles, that's not a problem, heh.

However, lots of Barracks members don't have Deity Whistles. If you desire one...or even just upgrading to bronze/silver/gold from whatever you're at, post there and get involved!

Click here to get to the thread (gotta be logged in, as it's in the secure section of the forums).

I'm thinking of hunting down lots of abusive reviews (mostly via the Random Portal link) and PM'ing a big list to those who sign up, so they can get a first crack at them before I post em in the abusive review thread to be coup de grace'd.

Note that a lot of whistle functions are not yet operational due to the redesign, so some goals of this improvement project won't be available until they are. I don't know if whistle points are even counting at the moment (I've sent absent a PM asking him, lol), but even if they're not, we can still get started so people will be ahead when it IS back up, heh.