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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 07:44:22


At 8/22/07 02:23 AM, Sterockicy wrote: The reason you are not on the list anymore is because you have been absent for so long in the barracks. A few months ago I went through all of the inactive members on the barracks list and removed them. This was because the list was getting huge and half the people on it weren't even posting, b/ping or showing any signs of life.

Yeah, I had a dry spell in which I really didn't feel like living up to my Barracks responsibilities. Hopefully, this time I won't stop until I hit #1 in the B/P rankings. Damn that ramagi, and her constant gaining of B/P points.

I can add you to the list again if you would like I just hope that you don't go absent from the barracks again. You weren't removed from the list because your not a member anymore, it was simply to make my job easier when doing the update.

I would definatly like to be added again, I always checked up on the thread, just never replied or anything.

Oh and my name is Sterockicy not Stereocity :P My alias has nothing to do with a stereo surprisingly!

Yeah, I figured I had misspelled your name, but I was lazy and didn't decide to look it up. Sorry.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 07:50:24


At 8/22/07 02:01 AM, EagleRock wrote: "Well, EagleRock and Phantom are willing to put their asses on the lines, so I can't say I don't trust their judgment," said Coop83.

My god, he speaks!

Maybe I'll be up for something in the next few weeks, aside from earning my wings ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 10:18:01


At 8/23/07 07:50 AM, Coop83 wrote: Maybe I'll be up for something in the next few weeks, aside from earning my wings ;)

I'm sure you will Coop, in the meantime it's time I go rip some mods a new one.

But really, good work, Eaglerock. You really have me with that story, you ought to join the writer's club, you'd do well :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 11:47:13


At 8/22/07 08:33 PM, MetalDart wrote: I heard I died in a story here.
>:C

Yep. Quite honorably, too. The story's called "Barracks Under Fire," and I've posted the whole story under our forums. I'd take a read, especially the last battle, as you kicked ass, basically.

At 8/23/07 07:50 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/22/07 02:01 AM, EagleRock wrote: "Well, EagleRock and Phantom are willing to put their asses on the lines, so I can't say I don't trust their judgment," said Coop83.
My god, he speaks!
Maybe I'll be up for something in the next few weeks, aside from earning my wings ;)

LOL...don't worry, you'll have your moment in glory.

At 8/23/07 10:18 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 8/23/07 07:50 AM, Coop83 wrote: Maybe I'll be up for something in the next few weeks, aside from earning my wings ;)
I'm sure you will Coop, in the meantime it's time I go rip some mods a new one.

Oh you wait...you wait.

But really, good work, Eaglerock. You really have me with that story, you ought to join the writer's club, you'd do well :P

Heh...thanks...I try. I do the best with what God gave me...

Incidentally, I wrote Chapter 14 last night, but I need to redraft it. Hopefully I can post it in an hour or two. If not, I'll definitely post it tonight. I'm trying to keep up with the writing this time...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 16:12:10


At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Thankees.

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Happy late berfdai.

Also, What a week for points.

Quite.

Top 5 Gainers:
Seamonky - 2148
PenguinLink - 1587
BlueHippo - 1319
X-Naut - 1245
MetalDart - 1162

Lot of points of thar. Grats to this smexy group of people.

Random word: Celica!

I'm more of a Ford man myself.

01 // 55827 // 1245 // 177.9 // 147.9+ // X-Naut

Meh, Clock Day wasn't too bad.

03 // 52780 // 1319 // 188.4 // 162.0+ // BlueHippo

Hey there, speedy.

At 8/22/07 02:00 AM, EagleRock wrote: Chapter 13 - A Leap of Faith

Anoher great chapter.

That gave him the split second he needed to see down the barrel of Ramagi's Desert Eagle as she shot him in the head.

MetalDart is dead? I'm sad. :(

Phantom, with a bit of anger in his tone.

That's putting it mildly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 17:09:31


At 8/23/07 04:12 PM, X-Naut wrote:
At 8/22/07 02:00 AM, EagleRock wrote: Chapter 13 - A Leap of Faith
Anoher great chapter.

Thanks!

That gave him the split second he needed to see down the barrel of Ramagi's Desert Eagle as she shot him in the head.
MetalDart is dead? I'm sad. :(

Yeah, well, he had a good run in the story. I can't say he did bad.

Phantom, with a bit of anger in his tone.
That's putting it mildly.

I know. Very mildly.

In the meantime, let me present to you the best bottled water. EVER. My mom got it when she went to Atlantic City and came back with it:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 17:31:02


At 8/23/07 05:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: In the meantime, let me present to you the best bottled water. EVER. My mom got it when she went to Atlantic City and came back with it:

Hmm... not the best ever.

In fact, I don't think I could put anything in or near my mouth with that man's face on it.

I swear that guy has an ego that's a bit too big.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 17:35:30


sir ,i have just started to hate the b/p points thing, sir
i wish i could join the army right now!
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 17:44:18


At 8/23/07 05:35 PM, fuck-u-now wrote: sir ,i have just started to hate the b/p points thing, sir
i wish i could join the army right now!
*salute*

Keep plugging away. You need about 1,910 more to get into this club.

However, I noticed you qualify to be in the Newgrounds P.D., so if you aren't already, go apply to that group until you get your 2,500 B/P to become a part of this one.

Good luck!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 20:19:27


At 8/23/07 05:44 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 8/23/07 05:35 PM, fuck-u-now wrote: sir ,i have just started to hate the b/p points thing, sir
i wish i could join the army right now!
*salute*
Keep plugging away. You need about 1,910 more to get into this club.

1910 for him
60 for me !!!
:)


However, I noticed you qualify to be in the Newgrounds P.D., so if you aren't already, go apply to that group until you get your 2,500 B/P to become a part of this one.

Good luck!

Oh and by the way I got something funny for you mister RSQ, I'll post it in here soon !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 22:00:25


At 8/23/07 08:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 8/23/07 05:44 PM, RSQViper wrote: Keep plugging away. You need about 1,910 more to get into this club.
1910 for him
60 for me !!!
)

Well, hurry up already!!!

Oh and by the way I got something funny for you mister RSQ, I'll post it in here soon !!!

OOH! OOH! A present for moi??? I can't imagine what it would be.

And did anyone else see that the NGPD had their two top guys put in their notices? TailPrower is stepping down and so is Bran-Man. Hopefully they can get everything together and people in place to keep the place running. If not I imagine some of the Barracks will be called in for temorary relief.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-23 23:19:23


At 8/23/07 10:00 PM, RSQViper wrote: And did anyone else see that the NGPD had their two top guys put in their notices? TailPrower is stepping down and so is Bran-Man. Hopefully they can get everything together and people in place to keep the place running. If not I imagine some of the Barracks will be called in for temorary relief.

Thanks for letting me know. I posted accordingly.

Incidentally, here's a little something for you all:

The Barracks Under Fire

by EagleRock

Chapter 14 - Opera Time

Most Counter-Strike Players knew cs_italy for its quick gameplay and challenging layout. The map was basically, for all tends and purposes, two points joined by three main routes. The two points were the CT and T spawnsites, and the three routes took you throughout the small Italian town. The beauty of the Italian architecture was often marred by blood and bodies, especially in the marketplace, which was the open area that the righthand route took you to, followed by a long corridor that gave you sniper-shots of the hostage building.

EagleRock knew better than to take that route, especially against the mods. With only two allies, it'd be easy for the mods to ambush them by coming out and surprising them from several sides. The safer route was the middle one, which was through an Italian flat that wound around, taking you to a bridge that spit you out to a long-range view of the hostage building. The bridge and the open area would be trouble, but it was a route less traveled in CS, which might give them an advantage.

As the three Elite Guards worked their way into the open window of the Italian flat, they kept guard behind them, watching for moderators that'd be coming from the nearby marketplace. As they climbed the stack of logs up to the window, they quietly crept away from the window and into the building.

"No sign of them yet," whispered EagleRock. "Careful, though. Up ahead we'll probably meet up with them, or they might come along behind us." They continued along until they came to the hallway where the CTs and Ts usually met up. EagleRock halted them and tossed a flashbang to deter any oncoming mods. As it flashed, they rushed in to find no one. So far, it was a battle of sneaking, which made Phantom happy.

Once they reached the foyer of the house, RSQViper took point and prepared his AWP. He then ducked out to look across the bridge to see if any moderators were waiting. With AWP in hand, he strafed out to the doorway and peered down his scope to find no one again.

"Quiet," said Phantom. "I like it so far."

"Careful, though," said EagleRock. "We can take a lot of crossfire from across the bridge, so we have to rush across to make sure we don't get downed by surprise." And so they dashed out from the doorway, across the bridge. They saw the pathways below that led to several areas across the map, only to find them empty. Once they were across, they crept farther up the street up to where it turned right and opened up to the big area outside the hostage building.

"It's too quiet," said EagleRock. "We'd have run into someone by now if they didn't know we were here. Someone's has to be waiting in the building behind us."

"What do we do?" said Phantom.

"Continue on. But Phantom, you need to watch our six, as they'll be coming up behind us. Luckily there is only 3 of them, so an ambush won't hurt us too much."

"Roger."

That's when RSQViper ducked out to get a view of the hostage building and saw two moderators staring down the pathway. Newgrundling was there with an AK47, as well as Rucklo, with an AWP. Immediately, they both started firing, Newgrundling providing suppressing fire while Rucklo aimed for Viper.

Viper ducked back as the bullets flew towards him. "SHIT!" he cried as EagleRock spun around and grabbed a flashbang.

"Eat this, fuckers," he muttered as he tossed it into the air, where it bounced off of a wall and detonated in the middle of the large area.

EagleRock jumped out and crouched down as he zoomed in his 1.5x scope on his AWP and took to shooting Rucklo. RSQViper ducked out and took a shot at Newgrundling, who he hit in the shoulder, stunning him. Rucklo, in the meantime, took a clumsy shot at EagleRock with his AWP, which missed by a considerable distance. EagleRock kept pummeling at Rucklo until RSQViper managed to squeeze a bullet from his AWP that struck him in the head, downing him.

"GO!" yelled EagleRock, as he proceeded to make a mad dash for the house. Newgrundling jumped down from the house's balcony and ran down the long hallway that led back to the marketplace. RSQViper trailed behind Eagle as Phantom brought up the rear, keeping watch for ambushers from behind. After a few more seconds, they had taken over the hostage building.

"Excellent!" We took the house!" cried Phantom. "This looks to be good!"

"It's certainly good for now," said EagleRock, "but we need to get the hostages rescued. We can't just camp here, or else we'll lose."

"True," said RSQViper. "Shame, though. This is a great sniping point."

"It is," replied Eagle. "We should stay here for a few more seconds and see if they come up, as we might be able to take down more of them."

"That's all well and good," said Phantom, "but we won't hear them coming with this fucking music playing." He was referring to an old radio on the second floor of the building booming some obnoxious opera music.


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"Oh," said EagleRock. He took one look at it, pointed his Desert Eagle at it, and shot the radio, silencing it. "That was a common thing to do in the game," he said.

"Satisfying!" said Phantom. "Now let's take watch." RSQViper took watch at the corridor that led to the marketplace, while Eagle took to the other window that looked out over the open area they came from. Phantom, down below, gathered up the hostages near the front door, preparing for their departure.

Sure enough, RSQViper got a glimpse of a terrorist down at the other end of the long corridor. But before he could get a trained eye on him, another one took several shots with an AK47, hitting him twice in the chest.

"FUCK!" yelled Eagle, as Viper fell down, defeated. "Phantom! Take the hostages down the long way! The stairs to the right will lead to a wine cellar that will take you to the rescue point."

"Why the long way??" yelled Phantom.

"Because they won't expect you. I'll distract them and get them to take me on, as you take the hostages to safety."

"But-"

"GO!"

Phantom immediately rushed out of the front door, which put him in the line of fire of both moderators. Newgrundling and BRS were down there, both sporting AK47's. Phantom took several quick shots with his TMP down the causeway as he rushed across, hostages in tow. One hostage was hit and taken down, but Phantom and the other three hostages got across unharmed.

EagleRock grabbed RSQViper's AWP and took aim at BRS, who was crouched on the left side of the causeway. EagleRock grazed BRS's arm, but didn't down him. Newgrundling hit EagleRock in the head, seriously dazing him. Thanks to his Kevlar helmet, he didn't die, but he fell back from the power of the shot and dropped to the ground.

Phantom rushed down the stairs and down the center hallway that lead to the wine cellar. Phantom rushed in the door with the three hostages behind him. The quietness of the place was eerie and there were many places for a person to hide. Phantom knew he had to take it slow, as he didn't know if both terrorists were still with Eagle.

Eagle, recovering from the dazing shot, grabbed his AUG and prepared to jump down. He knew that he wouldn't win a match against two trained AK47 shooters, even with the powerful AWP. He had to go for a mad dash down the corridor, where he'd bank on the AK's high recoil rate to miss him as he ran. It wouldn't be easy, and he'd probably die, but he knew it'd give Phantom enough time to finish the rescue, as long as he was making good time back towards the rescue point. After a deep breath, he slid his feet around and dropped to the ground. As he positioned his gun at the ready, he saw that both BRS and Newgrundling were gone. He knew they were headed towards Phantom, and started down the corridor as fast as he could to give chase. He wasn't sure if they'd be there, but he had no time to worry.

Meanwhile, Phantom reached the other end of the wine cellar and came to an open area. Phantom wasn't sure where he was, but he saw the bridge from the Italian flat to his left. As he stepped out, he saw the street ahead that would lead him and the hostages to safety. That was the last thing he saw before the flashbang blinded him.

End of Chapter 14


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 01:47:03


The portal is pretty dead right now.
I was thinking about voting on some UJs tonight but it seems that I won't have a lot of points to increase my B/P points today.

I just hope to reach my 2500 before next week.

Oh and btw I would like to know what kind of music you guys listen to, just to help me getting to know you guys a little better. (bands, artists and kind of music plz)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 03:21:50


At 8/23/07 11:20 PM, EagleRock wrote: ...as Viper fell down, defeated.

Fuck, I knew it! I told you all! Oh, well. At least I took one more of those fuckers down before I died.

Nice chapter, Eagle. Even if you DID kill the coolest person in the story. =p

At 8/24/07 01:47 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Oh and btw I would like to know what kind of music you guys listen to, just to help me getting to know you guys a little better. (bands, artists and kind of music plz)

All kids of music here. From rap, hip hop, heavy metal (some), pop, just pretty much littl eto no country. Bands... well, huge fan of Counting Crows, but they've been pretty silent for a few years.

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At 8/24/07 01:47 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: The portal is pretty dead right now.
I just hope to reach my 2500 before next week.

You can do it right now i'm averaging about 85 a day. Although my new day only started 3 hours ago well tonight it's dead sadly. It's been like that the last two days. Not too many to vote on before i was getting like 105 day now i'm getting 75. Just be on more and make sure you've got that portal guard on.

Oh and btw I would like to know what kind of music you guys listen to, just to help me getting to know you guys a little better. (bands, artists and kind of music plz)

Great bands are Iron maiden,Judas priest,Black sabbath,Megadeth,Pink floyd,Tenacious d,Dio,Ozzy osbourne,Alice in chains,and Guns N' Roses. My tastes in music consists mainly of the older bands. I like classic rock,heavy metal,and grunge.


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I'm officially gay now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 06:02:54


Another great chapter Eagle.

I finally took my saves above my blams today, for the first time ever! And I crossed 19000 saves in the process =D, even minimal time online can't stop me completely it seems! Also I'm just 9 places from the top 1000 EXP! WOO!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 07:18:23


At 8/24/07 01:47 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Oh and btw I would like to know what kind of music you guys listen to, just to help me getting to know you guys a little better. (bands, artists and kind of music plz)

Bon Jovi, Chicago, Whitesnake. That's mostly it.

...and Michael Bolton, okay? God, fuck you all.

Speaking of, while I'm fucking with SES2 and 3, I've decided to try my hand at organizing a collab, instead of just participating in them! Check my latest newspost for information on 4 Second Slash Firestorm. :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 07:26:35


Great Chapter, Eagle. You know: "I'm blind! I'm blind!"

You know I'd really hate to tell you what to do but wouldn't it look really bad if the the 2nd in Command guy died?

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At 8/24/07 01:47 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Oh and btw I would like to know what kind of music you guys listen to, just to help me getting to know you guys a little better. (bands, artists and kind of music plz)

Mostly punk, ska, alternative, etc. Also, I do listen to the YTMND Soundtrack a lot (sadly). Hell, I even picked out songs from it, burned them, and stuck them in my car...

Trust me. You NEVER know when you'll need to blast the "The Price is Right" theme song on your car stereo at any given time.

At 8/24/07 03:21 AM, RSQViper wrote: Fuck, I knew it! I told you all! Oh, well. At least I took one more of those fuckers down before I died.

Nice chapter, Eagle. Even if you DID kill the coolest person in the story. =p

LOL...you were pretty badass, weren't you? Glad you like the story.

At 8/24/07 07:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ...and Michael Bolton, okay? God, fuck you all.

Busted. Of course, this is coming from a guy who admits to listening to the YTMND Soundtrack, but hey...

...Busted.

At 8/24/07 07:26 AM, Phantom wrote: Great Chapter, Eagle. You know: "I'm blind! I'm blind!"

You know I'd really hate to tell you what to do but wouldn't it look really bad if the the 2nd in Command guy died?

It might look bad. Or it might look epic. I'll let that one rack your brain, as I'm not giving you any hints. :-)

Oh, nice pic, btw. Good job trolling for sympathy...

I hope to get 15 out either today or tomorrow. I already finished the battle, but I still have about half the chapter to write. We'll see how my free time pans out.


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At 8/24/07 06:02 AM, Sentio wrote: Another great chapter Eagle.

I finally took my saves above my blams today, for the first time ever! And I crossed 19000 saves in the process =D, even minimal time online can't stop me completely it seems! Also I'm just 9 places from the top 1000 EXP! WOO!

Congradulations! It is pretty nice seeing more Blams than Protects nowadays. It just means that the community has gotten better, and eventually, we may have nothing to Protect, as everything might become good. Of course, don't count on this, because if there is one way to do something bad, there will always be one trying to exploit it.

On another note, I'm about to 4,900 B/P, it is pretty sad, I should be a Supreme Commander by now, but I'll get there. I should rank up this weekend, so yay!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-24 18:23:34


Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

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Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

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At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Hello there, Staff Sergeant! High rank, good whistle...you meet the qualifications of joining up, heh. First thing you gotta do is read the Barracks FAQ at our forums...it'll tell you everything you need to know about the EGB. Afterwards, if you don't have any questions, sign up there and I'll validate you, allowing you full access to the forums.

If you do have any questions, don't hesitate to ask; drop me a PM with any queries.

Welcome aboard!

*salute*

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At 8/24/07 06:23 PM, Phantom wrote: Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

Yeah, you're right. I don't see it anymore either.

That's new. Really new.

At least we can see it in profiles.

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At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Hello there new member, I'm Phantom, the 2nd in command Officer, the FAQ would explain better than me on how much you should not get on my bad side, but as long as you don't , fear not. Welcome to the EGB, I guess...


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Yay! I'm back!

Thanks Phantom for depositing for me over the last week.

I'm glad to be back; the family I was with was not worth a free trip to Florida (that ended up costing me close to $200). The dad is a perfectionist, and a ripe dick too. The mom is just weird, and a little Jewish princess (she won't go into water that's not at least 85 degrees, and when she's inside, the room has to be like 65 degrees). My friend is a loser. We used to be friends, but we fell out of touch, and now I know why; he's an immature faggot. And when I say immature, he doesn't curse, and his sense of humor is that of someone 10 years old. He's also an Xbox fan. But of course I had to be polite, because they wanted to take me down there.

But anyway, it what we did was fun, had it not been for the family. Most of it was snorkeling, but we went deep sea fishing at night, and we went to Key West for a day and a half. Sadly, 98% of the girls I saw were either too old for me, too young for me, or too ugly for me.

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At 8/24/07 06:23 PM, Phantom wrote: Err this is kind of weird but has anyone noticed you can't see you Exp on your or anyone else's BBS posts? Pic below is my pc shows it.

Yep. Same on my PC. They must be futzing around with the site.

At 8/24/07 06:26 PM, AustinR wrote: Requesting permission to join The Elite Guard Barracks

Well, you already spoke to my Recruitment Officer and my Lieutenant, but let me welcome you to the Barracks as well!

At 8/24/07 06:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm

whew

You know, I gave you that title so that you can help us better protect the Portal, not so you can flail it around like a huge e-penis for all to see. LOL

At 8/24/07 07:00 PM, Phantom wrote: Hello there new member, I'm Phantom, the 2nd in command Officer, the FAQ would explain better than me on how much you should not get on my bad side, but as long as you don't , fear not. Welcome to the EGB, I guess...

Yeah, yeah. Usual coercion. Usual Phantom. :-)


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At 8/24/07 08:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: You know, I gave you that title so that you can help us better protect the Portal, not so you can flail it around like a huge e-penis for all to see. LOL

Did someboy say e-penis?

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