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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 01:10:00


At 8/14/07 12:43 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: God i personally would get annoyed if spam members like that constantly joined all the time. But i have seen it done so many times in the Mafia and in the NGPD. But more so here because they all seem to think this place is about role playing. Where would they get such an idea? Well anyway thats just what i think on the matter.

Well, to be fair, this thread originally WAS about role playing (I even said that to ramagi on the first page), but it has since evolved. Also, the n00bs that don't even know about B/P ranks (let alone the Elite Guard) will not know. That's why I'm often called "Sergeant EagleRock..."

Well, time for bed for me. G'night soldiers!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 01:34:56


Well good night to you Sir EagleRock. And in other subjects with my deposit tomorrow i will be a lvl 17! But i guess that is being a stat whore or whatever you want to call it. So what has everybody in here been up to and who is going to be up for the long haul tonight?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 01:41:24


lol sorry for the d-post but it seems that i was alittle wrong on the lvl of mine. I will be going up to lvl 16 tomorrow not lvl 17. And i had to correct myself and save myselt alittle embarassment along the way as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 02:44:09


At 8/13/07 09:05 PM, TheThing wrote:
Yeah right! The SS not only have proxies and auto-voters going on those flashes, they also have the infamy where people say "oh, they had so many flashes pass last year, why not get a protect point?"

I so hate that kind of people... thats why I'm always reacting like that... I was not saying that some kind of flash should be blammed or protected...

EagleRock, tell me, do you think that I'm really acting like if I was in a blamming club when I say that we shouldn't allow a guy to make 60 flash with almost 0 differences between each other?

I won't try to fight you, it's your Barracks anyway, I just want to know.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 03:02:59


Heye everybody! Yeah im still around and everything. I just have been reading Slash's pokemon story. Which if i must say is really awesome. But anyway just thought i would drop in and see how things are going. Well anyway im going to go back to reading that story seeyou all when i return again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 03:14:33


At 8/13/07 10:21 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Yes, hatred is a dangerous weapon and it doubles as a couple good ways to torture people too, no? And well, if you call Dejanus a boyfriend I guess so, but he hasn't been around in FOREVER.

That's interesting, to say the least. Perhaps...Call me once you reach the age of consent :D

Anyway how's the EGB doing, I see the Barracks under fire story took a sudden stop for whatever reason but I'm sure Eagle is working on that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 04:09:08


I have returned because the site that Slash's story is on has this thing where you have to wait 15 mins. before you can start reading again. That really does suck cause i was starting to get into the story as well. But anyway anything else happen while i was away?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 04:21:49


sorry for another d-post.

But this is a possible hatefull flash:

<a>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /393161<a>


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 04:47:32


At 8/14/07 04:09 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: I have returned because the site that Slash's story is on has this thing where you have to wait 15 mins. before you can start reading again. That really does suck cause i was starting to get into the story as well. But anyway anything else happen while i was away?

Ah, that's just the daily back-up thing that happens around 4 AM EST. Only us nightowls ever have to encounter it, heh.

However, if you click my sig pic, you'll see I have EVERY ONE OF MY FANFICS in my newsposts! :-D

Anyhow, IT'S CLOCKMAS EVE, EVERYONE! I'm going to be going to sleep sometime this afternoon, so I'll wake up at around 11 PM (EST). There's no way my Clock flash will be ready in time, so I'll just throw together a couple silly flashes and submit the real flash when it's done. :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 05:08:40


At 8/14/07 04:21 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: sorry for another d-post.

But this is a possible hatefull flash:

<a>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /393161<a>

There is nothing rulebreaking about that flash. It's cats, not people. Hateful refers more towards racism or major personal attacks and such.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 05:26:30


Well anyway Slash i just left ya a comment on myspace i think ya should check it out. So when is the next chapter to Sinners going to be posted? But i will have to congradulate on all the truth and stuff that is in your profile on myspace and you writing such an awesome fanfic.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 05:32:46


At 8/14/07 05:26 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well anyway Slash i just left ya a comment on myspace i think ya should check it out. So when is the next chapter to Sinners going to be posted? But i will have to congradulate on all the truth and stuff that is in your profile on myspace and you writing such an awesome fanfic.

I saw and responded, heh. The next chapter of Sinners should be out either today or the day or two after Clock Day.

As for my Myspace, lol, if you're wondering why I never talk about that stuff here, it's because I try to keep my AGNRY side away from Newgrounds. This is where I come to let my blood pressure go down, heh. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 05:52:16


At 8/14/07 05:32 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: As for my Myspace, lol, if you're wondering why I never talk about that stuff here, it's because I try to keep my AGNRY side away from Newgrounds. This is where I come to let my blood pressure go down, heh. ^_^

Good point you got there. Well yeah i just read another one of your stories and it was so damn hilarious.
but i am off to read the others as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 08:51:47


Barracks roster - August 14, 2007

Shanus' note:

As like two weeks ago my update is late but your points are as they were at 00:00 EST. Sorry I haven't posted here much, life and stuff getting in the way. As you can see by my B/P total I'm down on the last few weeks. Anyway this should be alright. Good luck to Stero next week, from all the Cloack Day madness, and I'm sure I'll pass him out by then :P

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Shanus, Seamonky, EagleRock!
New to the list: Mendou!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink + 48.3, pepeatumi + 30.2, X-Naut + 18.7!
Random word: antidisestablishmentarianism!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 54582 // 210 // 30.0 // 18.7+ // X-Naut
02 // 54314 // 183 // 26.1 // 15.4+ // Phantom
03 // 52389 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ADT
04 // 51461 // 185 // 26.4 // 11.8+ // BlueHippo
05 // 50195 // 398 // 56.9 // 30.2+ // pepeatumi
06 // 47824 // 275 // 39.3 // 11.3+ // Major-punk
07 // 41391 // 359 // 51.3 // 02.7+ // Seamonky
08 // 37874 // 055 // 07.9 // 03.0+ // Sentio
09 // 33650 // 308 // 44.0 // 01.6- // EagleRock
10 // 33061 // 016 // 02.3 // 00.7+ // SlashFirestorm
11 // 30810 // 027 //03.9 // 02.3+ // ArtDanVal
12 // 30574 // 002 // 00.3 // 31.3- // pwroftheseagoat
13 // 30000 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
14 // 29281 // 000 // 00.0 // 05.0- // Hemlok
15 // 28726 // 251 // 35.9 // 03.0+ // Coop83
16 // 28323 // 030 // 04.3 // 01.3- // MadCow
17 // 26261 // 016 // 02.3 // 00.2+ // LittleWashu
18 // 24554 // 008 // 01.1 // 00.5- // MetalDart
19 // 23421 // 432 // 61.7 // 48.3+ // PenguinLink
20 // 18264 // 078 // 11.1 // 07.0- // Casualty
21 // 17769 // 020 // 02.9 // 00.6+ // arianna1
22 // 15248 // 015 // 02.1 // 01.2+ // hongkongexpress
23 // 13300 // 161 // 23.0 // 07.6+ // Sterockicy
24 // 13042 // 313 // 44.7 // 10.2- // Shanus
25 // 10382 // 017 // 02.4 // 03.5- // ever-vigilant
26 // 10299 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.9- // Azentiger
27 // 09853 // 000 // 00.0 // 03.0- // Cool-Points
28 // 09098 // 249 // 35.6 // 12.3+ // K-fox
29 // 08826 // 077 // 11.0 // 05.1- // DarkSoldier
30 // 08429 // 021 // 03.0 // 01.6+ // Dela
31 // 08119 // 244 // 34.9 // 00.9+ // Odyssic
32 // 07041 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // KungFuCow
33 // 05887 // 115 // 16.4 // 05.3+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
34 // 04828 // 089 // 12.7 // 00.9- // RSQViper
35 // 04120 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Mendou + 14
36 // 03917 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Snerd -1
37 // 03867 // 003 // 00.4 // 00.4+ // Solidone -1
38 // 03493 // 183 // 26.1 // 04.1+ // NickScott -1
39 // 03294 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ElementalSoldier -1
40 // 03018 // 073 // 10.4 // 04.7+ // I-Love-Caitlyn -1
41 // 02853 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // SilentSoldier -1
42 // 02732 // 000 // 00.0 // 10.1- // DaRk -1
43 // 02566 // 046 // 06.6 // 01.3- // Andrea364 -1
44 // 02509 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda -1
45 // 02364 // 108 // 15.4 // 01.0+ // TheThing -1
46 // 02036 // 009 // 01.3 // 00.4+ // Imacow -1
47 // 02007 // 101 // 14.4 // 04.7+ // HeavenDuff -1
48 // 01784 // 009 // 01.3 //00.7- // Ursiruss -1
49 // 01717 // 035 // 05.0 // 00.7+ // TheBlueNeck -1

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 09:10:02


At 8/14/07 02:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: EagleRock, tell me, do you think that I'm really acting like if I was in a blamming club when I say that we shouldn't allow a guy to make 60 flash with almost 0 differences between each other?

What I think is irrelevant. It's what the NG staff and the moderators think. The only reason I said anything is because I didn't feel like getting an earful from the moderators about it.

But, since RSQViper revealed that it is now against the rules to spam the portal as he said, then it's okay to talk about it. The only reason I said anything in the first place was basically to not get locked.

At 8/14/07 03:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Anyway how's the EGB doing, I see the Barracks under fire story took a sudden stop for whatever reason but I'm sure Eagle is working on that.

I've been busy at work lately, and I've been busy home too trying to fix my computer. Luckily, i think I found all the problems I was happening, and should have more free time at this point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 18:26:43


At 8/14/07 08:51 AM, Shanus wrote: Barracks roster - August 14, 2007

What, no random word? Whatever, let's just see who I've passed.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
35 // 04120 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Mendou + 14
44 // 02509 // 001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda -1
45 // 02364 // 108 // 15.4 // 01.0+ // TheThing -1

*stand there with mouth open* Fuck you Mendou. I know you didn't mean it, but you moved me down a rank. At least on this pace, I'll be able to catch up to DSOS.

*SALUTES*

Right back atcha!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 18:56:00


I'm about to go to sleep and catch a few hours worth of Z's before the big day.

Remember, everyone, if you see any rulebreaking flash, be sure to post them either here and/or the Clock Day thread at our forums, so if they pass in the fifening hellstorm of the Portal, we can inform Wade later.

I won't be accessible over AIM, and I likely won't be in the BBS much, as it's going to take all my computer's power to vote and not overheat, so I'll be conserving memory wherever I can. If you have anything urgent that you need to tell me, hit me up with a Private Message.

CLOCKE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 21:05:35


At 8/14/07 06:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: CLOCKE DIEM, MOTHERFUCKERS!

lol...taking this a bit too seriously much?

Anyway, time for a:

DEFCON Update:

In case anyone didn't notice, there's a good amount of flash on the Portal. While 13 UJ flash isn't that much considering the way the Portal used to be, it's only going to increase as we get closer to midnight. That being said, I'm increasing the DEFCON to DEFCON 2. Be aware that it will only get worse, and as we all know, midnight will usher in dozens of flash.

Use the Portal Guard if you can, as well as the "More Recent Submissions" page, as it will undoubtedly hit over 50 UJ flash. As of midnight, consider the DEFCON to automatically increase to DEFCON 1 until midnight tomorrow. It's been a long time since we had DEFCON 1, so make the most out of it.

Hope to see you all there out on the Portal taking care of what needs to be done. Remember to stay true to your beliefs and have fun!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 21:35:54


Hopefully my alarm will work, and I'll be up at 2 or 3 in the morning. I'll B/P for an hour or 2, get some sleep, wake up, go to work after squeezing in some B/P, come home by 12, B/P as long as I can, go back to work at 3:30, come home at 8:30 and B/P until 11, when my parents will be pissed I spent so much time on the computer.

At 8/14/07 09:05 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Damn, a 1? I remember last year there were a lot, but I don't have any other Clock Days to reference it to. I thought so many came through because of the thousands in prizes that were being given away. Whatever. I'll keep an eye out, but I doubt that I'll be able to keep up. I like to watch the flash at least half way through, depending on the length, so by the time I'm done with one, 3 more will have come in.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 21:38:16


At 8/14/07 09:35 PM, TheThing wrote: Damn, a 1?

That's the highest DEFCON level there is. Where else is there to go? DEFCON 0 is not a real DEFCON level. I've called on DEFCON 1 only about 3 or 4 times since I started the Barracks. One was Clock Day, one was when the 300000th flash was being battled for, and only one or two times besides that.

Don't take DEFCON 1 lightly...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 22:18:04


At 8/13/07 02:33 AM, Phantom wrote: You are quite simply as wicked as I am...Are you?...Are you seeing anyone? Ahhem.

Phantom finally found his equal? Shocking.

At 8/14/07 08:51 AM, Shanus wrote: Barracks roster - August 14, 2007

Thankees.

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

Grats to these five.

Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink + 48.3, pepeatumi + 30.2, X-Naut + 18.7!

NERDS! Oh, wait, I'm up there. Uh, congrats and whatnot.

Random word: antidisestablishmentarianism!

Counter random word: floccinaucihilipilification.

01 // 54582 // 210 // 30.0 // 18.7+ // X-Naut

Nice.

*SALUTES*

*Salute*

At 8/14/07 09:05 PM, EagleRock wrote: lol...taking this a bit too seriously much?

Don't forget, this is Slash we're talking about.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 22:28:57


Well I'm just popping in quick to say that I'm excited about this clock day, As Its only my second and my first where I'll be B/Ping alot for. Last year I got over 100 points for like 20 minutes work, which I thought was good but I'm aiming for around the 500+ mark this year. Only sad thing is I'll probably miss most of it due to prior engagements. But I'll try my best to serve my portal well.

The day of reckoning has arrived, I hope everyone's ready for the rough ride.

But thanks to my timezone I gotta sleep while it starts.

Good luck

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 22:34:54


At 8/14/07 10:18 PM, X-Naut wrote:
At 8/13/07 02:33 AM, Phantom wrote: You are quite simply as wicked as I am...Are you?...Are you seeing anyone? Ahhem
Phantom finally found his equal? Shocking.

Scary. Don't let me be in that hemisphere if they decide to have kids....

At 8/14/07 09:05 PM, EagleRock wrote: lol...taking this a bit too seriously much?
Don't forget, this is Slash we're talking about.

True. It still amazes me what this boy will do for a few B/P...

At 8/14/07 10:28 PM, Shanus wrote: The day of reckoning has arrived, I hope everyone's ready for the rough ride.

Yeah, no kidding...

Can anyone else feel the calm before the storm? I mean, flash are popping off the Portal in minutes because everyone's ready to vote. Noone's submitting flash cause everyone is waiting for midnight.

I can't wait for the dam to break...I'll have the first two pages of the recent submissions page so I'll have the latest 200 covered, cause we know it'll definitely be 50 over UJ...

...whew. Fun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-14 22:58:05


1 hour to Clock Day, folks. Get your blam rifles and save pistols ready!
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I've been working on a BYTESIZE Flash for the frontpage. So far, so good, Hopefully when I get done it'll be accepted.

It makes fun of those Snicker Bar commercials where someone tries to help someone else "enjoy" their Snickers Bar.
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Thanks for that barracks roster, man! Once again I suck at B/Ping, but whatever. Not tomorrow! Tomorrow I'm kicking ass!!!
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Also, I looked for that "long intro to loop" rule I mentioned. It was new in the old design, but it looks like it's gone now? That sucks. I don't know if it was forgotten since it was new or what.
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Also, for those EGB members that make Flash I would like to offer a friendly reminder of when you submit Flash. You're only supposed to choose people who actually CONTRIBUTED with that Flash. If they had no part in it, then you shouldn't add them to the list of folks who coauthored it.

You know who you are. =p
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I'm watching "Rock of Love" on VH1 right now. I don't know why, but this show has my attention. Probably because of all the hot chicks in it. And the drama. And the hot chicks. And the fact that they take their clothes off a lot. Oh, and they're hot.
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One. Hour.

tick tock tick tock

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:01:44


Fucking epic invasion in the layout! :-D

GOOD HUNTING GENTLEMEN


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:02:01


At 8/14/07 08:51 AM, Shanus wrote:
Barracks roster - August 14, 2007

Thanks again for the update Shanus.

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

Congrats to the top 5.

New to the list: Mendou!

Welcome.


Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
05 // 50195 // 398 // 56.9 // 30.2+ // pepeatumi

Alright it looks like peppy is getting back to his old self so I might aswell scratch the idea of passing him for now.

06 // 47824 // 275 // 39.3 // 11.3+ // Major-punk

This is a very good sign, for the last 3-4 weeks I have been consistantly improving my pace. Yeah the hunger for every point is making a return, and it could not of happened at a better time.

*SALUTES*

*salutes*
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Note to self: b/p total before clock day - 47,860

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:07:06


At 8/15/07 12:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Fucking epic invasion in the layout! :-D

GOOD HUNTING GENTLEMEN

Here we go, guys! DEFCON 1!

Happy hunting!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:14:00


Happy Clock Day! I just submitted my Flash, look for it! And don't worry, it's not just a FbF B, it's much more than that! I worked on it with a few friends and I'm totally satified with it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:22:07


At 8/15/07 12:07 AM, EagleRock wrote: Here we go, guys! DEFCON 1!

And you can bet your ass I'm here and working like everyone else, thank god I woke up 5 minutes early or I'd have missed like 50 UJ submissions, right now there is a certain small quiet for a couple seconds but I'm sure it will be back. Enjoy Clock day everyone :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-08-15 00:30:34


Just wanted to tell everyone what they should already know... Remember to watch out for any spam movies, and to vote fairly. I've already some stinkers that probably shouldn't pass judgment, just because it says Clock Day doesn't mean it deserves an automatic protection.

However, this is one bad-ass clock movie >_>

Also, hello everyone.

My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!