At 8/12/07 11:27 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/12/07 07:45 AM, Phantom wrote: Ok, two mistakes, you quoted somebody from 2005, moronic thing to do, and you had a one word post, you are a certified ass, fuck off before I really get mad.

Uh oh... someone poked the bear...

He's more pissy than your average bear.
I didn't realise but I mised my 1 year NG aniversary not long back untill just now. One year already? Where does the time go?
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Hey guys, look at my sexy new hammer icon! See? Isn't it so bloody and shiny? For those of you who don't understand the words I'm spewing with my rabies, I've just leveled up since yesterday! WOOT!

To Phantom: I realise that we had a little problem with a certain idiot, but that does not permiss you to kill him.... YET *cracks knuckles and flips hammer* hehehe.... >:D

At 8/12/07 12:41 PM, Andrea364 wrote: To Phantom: I realise that we had a little problem with a certain idiot, but that does not permiss you to kill him.... YET *cracks knuckles and flips hammer* hehehe.... >:D

Oh I don't kill them I save that pleasure for much later, first he will hung by his privates for three days, Fed spoiled food to cause him to soil himself, upside down. Then I will use my level knife to castrate him and thus ending the hanging, then his eyes will be gouged out, then arms and legs will be broken and then put in a bag and tossed into the river. But you can help if you want, you can do the breaking.

Aren't I sweet?

At 8/12/07 12:53 PM, Phantom wrote: Oh I don't kill them I save that pleasure for much later, first he will hung by his privates for three days, Fed spoiled food to cause him to soil himself, upside down. Then I will use my level knife to castrate him and thus ending the hanging, then his eyes will be gouged out, then arms and legs will be broken and then put in a bag and tossed into the river. But you can help if you want, you can do the breaking.

Aren't I sweet?

Heheh, I'll do much more than breaking, hell, I'll fucking rip his arms and legs off! And you should starve him for 3 days and feed him mold (hidden ofcourse), which will do the same thing, only it will be much more painful and he'll have 3 hours to live, but we'll cut that short now won't we? So, how else are we going to make him miserable during the 3 day hanging by the balls? Get gloves and rub dog crap on them, causing an itchy infection? Or what about putting lobsters on him?

I'm gonna enjoy this!

At 8/12/07 11:27 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/12/07 01:59 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today !!!

I celebrater my third year on Newgrounds and also my new level !!!

Congrats on the super-cool pipe wrench! Definitely one of my favorite icons after the redesign.

Now I just need to reach 2000 B/P points before Clock Day and I'll be ready to serve !!!

You mean 2,500?

No, I won't be able to reach 2500 points before Clock Day, so I'm aiming 2000 to increase my voting power to help protect the portal.

by the way
I'm pretty sure I saw that games somewhere before
Yoshi his Minigame

How everybody doing?

I'm doing good a part from in this game my heart keeps beating a lot because i have to do this thing with this hand and i just can't do it. :(

oh yeah the game is Legend of zelda TP.

sorry about my last post, I just read that its a remake sorry.

At 8/12/07 05:58 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: How everybody doing?

I'm doing good a part from in this game my heart keeps beating a lot because i have to do this thing with this hand and i just can't do it. :(

I assume it's the Wii version, then?

I heard fishing is a pain in the ass on the Wii. I'm glad I have the Gamecube version, heh.

Incidentally, I wish they'd expanded fishing a bit more in TP. There just wasn't enough variety to make it fun and interesting. I had more fun killing those running bird-like monsters on horseback.

I do believe these are stolen:

Stolen
Original

Stolen
Original

At 8/11/07 01:47 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, is it just me or is NG Log totally screwed up right now?

Starting last night I can't log my stats and there are errors all over the place. I've tried Firefox and IE, but I'm not having any luck.

But yeahon my laptop is the only time it messes up for me. But when i get on my desktop it works fine i dont know what the deal is with all that.

At 8/12/07 02:02 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I'm gonna enjoy this!

Wow, you are seriously mean. You are quite simply as wicked as I am...Are you?...Are you seeing anyone? Ahhem.

Hey everybody. Well i think NG Log is fixed cause it didnt give me any problems which is has been doing here lately on my laptop. But i just came from there and all went well. So i would venture to guess that the problems are solved. But anyway how is everybody doing?

Is there any flash animators in the ranks of the Elite Guard Barracks ???

Cause it would be nice if there would be some flashes for the EGB (if there isnt already some flashes)

I would also like to know how much is a flash making program worth so I could know if I could start animating some stuff.

btw, I also almost reached my 2000 B/P points and I hope to finaly have some more time to work my way to 2500

At 8/13/07 03:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Is there any flash animators in the ranks of the Elite Guard Barracks ???

Several. RSQViper is one, and I know DarkSoldier and Sterockicy both have some flash.

And of course, lil ol' me. XD

Cause it would be nice if there would be some flashes for the EGB (if there isnt already some flashes)

I don't think there are any, but yeah, it'd be hot if there was one.

Right now, I'm pretty sure that the closest we got to one is my Secret Episode Special. XD

I would also like to know how much is a flash making program worth so I could know if I could start animating some stuff

Way too fucking much. :-(

Isn't the latest version of flash like 700 bucks?

i still use flash pro 8, heh

At 8/13/07 02:57 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey everybody. Well i think NG Log is fixed cause it didnt give me any problems which is has been doing here lately on my laptop. But i just came from there and all went well. So i would venture to guess that the problems are solved. But anyway how is everybody doing?

Yeah, it's fixed. It started working for me again yesterday or the day before. It had always worked for me, so when it stopped I was pretty annoyed. But, it's a free service that casualty made in his free time, so I'm not going to complain.

At 8/13/07 03:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Is there any flash animators in the ranks of the Elite Guard Barracks ???

There are a few. Not sure how many serious animators there are. By that I mean people who animate a few per year.

I work in Flash and have 17 movies.

Cause it would be nice if there would be some flashes for the EGB (if there isnt already some flashes)

As cool as it'd be to have one, I don't know how I ever would make one. I don't have time for an EPIC side project, but at the same time i have been tempted in the past.

It's just tough because I have so little tie to work on my own projects that if I were to do one of these it would have to be an awesome idea that I could do pretty quickly.

I would also like to know how much is a flash making program worth so I could know if I could start animating some stuff.

Yeah, it ain't cheap at all. If you're a student there are ways to get it FAR cheaper than if you aren't, though.

But, the 30-day trial is completely free. I have the Flash 8 trial version if you'd like it. If you go to Macromedia, they'll only push Flash 9 on you and that will cost even more if you decide to keep it.

btw, I also almost reached my 2000 B/P points and I hope to finaly have some more time to work my way to 2500

Awesome. Keep plugging away.

On NGlog I just found an easter egg by inadvertantly clicking on the B/P progress bar. Are there any others to find like in Newgrounds or is it a one off thing? Sorry if this is old news
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At 8/13/07 01:29 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: On NGlog I just found an easter egg by inadvertantly clicking on the B/P progress bar. Are there any others to find like in Newgrounds or is it a one off thing? Sorry if this is old news
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HAHA! Nice find, I didn't know that was there. Also, I'm pretty sure the Flash bar is pretty new, so I doubt this is widely-known.

In NG I know there is an Easter Egg. In the general forum put your mouse curser over the angry face (like I put in this reply) of a thread. In the actual forum, don't go into the thread. Then, just wait a few second, do not click. It's pretty funny.

At 8/13/07 01:29 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: On NGlog I just found an easter egg by inadvertantly clicking on the B/P progress bar. Are there any others to find like in Newgrounds or is it a one off thing? Sorry if this is old news
e-v

Definitely an awesome find!

Sorry I haven't been posting lately, but personal issues have been taking up my time here. I'll again do my best to get some more chapters churned out as soon as possible, as I know I've been slacking off lately. I would do it now on my lunch hour, but I forgot all of my damn notes and can't do anything!

At 8/13/07 01:29 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: Sorry if this is old news
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You're right, this is old news. Well, at least to me.

I don't know if there are any others; I've tried the exp. bar and a couple other things, but nothing. There might be some on NG, I've bothered to check.

Sunshine NG lvls 1

That guy is planning to post the same exact flash for all the level icons of Newgrounds...
We can't allow that guy to spam the portal like that !!!

Please help me EGB !!!

Also I just got my 2000 B/P points !!!

At 8/13/07 06:34 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sunshine NG lvls 1

That guy is planning to post the same exact flash for all the level icons of Newgrounds...
We can't allow that guy to spam the portal like that !!!

Please help me EGB !!!

Also I just got my 2000 B/P points !!!

What happened to not discussing UJ flash on the Portal? There is none of it here. Please don't discuss it, as it will only make us look like a blam club. If it is spam on the Portal, it'll be easy enough to see. It's pretty obvious what the authors are going to do with this flash series, and it's up to the voter to figure out what to do about it. Thanks.

At 8/13/07 08:03 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 8/13/07 06:34 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Sunshine NG lvls 1

That guy is planning to post the same exact flash for all the level icons of Newgrounds...
We can't allow that guy to spam the portal like that !!!

Please help me EGB !!!

Also I just got my 2000 B/P points !!!

What happened to not discussing UJ flash on the Portal? There is none of it here. Please don't discuss it, as it will only make us look like a blam club. If it is spam on the Portal, it'll be easy enough to see. It's pretty obvious what the authors are going to do with this flash series, and it's up to the voter to figure out what to do about it. Thanks.

Ok, sorry I didn't knew that we didnt have the right to discuss UJ submissions.

And btw I did it... cause hes a clock and already managed to get loads of similar flashs on the portal.

At 8/13/07 08:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ok, sorry I didn't knew that we didnt have the right to discuss UJ submissions.

It's not so much that you don't have a right, it's just that discussing it like that puts a bias on how people vote. That is the premise of a blam club, which is a group that targets certain flash and tries to mass-vote. Portal Spammers are the same thing, except that they all mass-vote to protect flash on the portal. Obviously we're not in either game, as we vote fairly on all flash.

When we say "look at this spam on the Portal," that is making us look like a blam club, which is against the rules. Ask the mods what they think of blam clubs, and you'll see how easily they'll lock this thread if we get into that mentality.

And btw I did it... cause hes a clock and already managed to get loads of similar flashs on the portal.

While your intentions were noble, it'll just end up biting us in the ass in the end. If the NG Levels thing is genuinely spam, your average Elite Guard is skilled enough to notice that right way and take proper actions. I know the spam on the Portal can be very frustrating. However, they are technically not breaking any Portal rules, so we can't do anything to them but vote fairly. Hopefully justice will prevail and more people will vote fairly rather than vote with a bias.

At 8/13/07 08:51 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 8/13/07 08:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And btw I did it... cause hes a clock and already managed to get loads of similar flashs on the portal.

No, it's the just the Sunshine Crew. They came around last year and spammed the portal with essentially the same flash every time. Allegedly they were done, but they seem to have resurfaced. Since they are organized and they co-author each other, I don't know who let him do that, since he doesn't have the SS account co-authored. I'm trying to find out is it should be counted as a genuine SS flash or spam.

Hopefully justice will prevail and more people will vote fairly rather than vote with a bias.

Yeah right! The SS not only have proxies and auto-voters going on those flashes, they also have the infamy where people say "oh, they had so many flashes pass last year, why not get a protect point?"

GoldOps018, new member at newgrounds requesting to be recruited in the Elite Guard, Sergent Eagle Rock, sir!

Ah, the sunshine crew. How I did NOT miss them.

Though we can't discuss how to vote on these things, I think we know how we should do it.

And I haven't seen this one yet, either since I'm at work and anything past the BBS is blocked (how gay...).

Anyway, one thing to keep in mind when you see a Flash is that if it has a long intro and then is introduced to a crap loop (i.e. a lot of KK, SS, GG, Socom stuff) it is considered an ILLEGAL SPAM Flash. That's right. Illegal. Feel free to flag them all. It's in the updated rules that these are not welcome here and if they aren't welcome, I feel they're flag-worthy.

On a lighter note, I only have 172 more B/P to get my next level. I would imagine Clock Day will send me over this mark by quite a bit so I am looking forward to that. Hopefully it'll get me about 1/2 way thru the next level, too!

I've also noticed my saves are quickly catching up to my blam points. I have 2,740 blams and 2088 saves. It used to be about 2:1 so this just shows how much is getting thru the portal nowadays. Or how bad I am at B/P...

I've also moved past the top 800 B/Pers, so that's a nice mark to meet.

I also need to challenge myself to review more. I've slowed WAAAY down lately because of the redesign. I mean, it's not a lot of fun to review if you'll never know if the artist answers you or not. At least nto without going back thru and trying to remember every review you wrote and what Flash it's under.

I do hope this gets fixed soon.

That and the review updates under submitted Flash. It says it updates you when they are new, but it doesn't work. It still says one of mine has 89 reviews, none new, but in truth it's more like 95 reviews now. Bleh.

Ok, that's enough typee-typee.

*salute*

At 8/13/07 02:33 AM, Phantom wrote: Wow, you are seriously mean. You are quite simply as wicked as I am...Are you?...Are you seeing anyone? Ahhem.

Yes, hatred is a dangerous weapon and it doubles as a couple good ways to torture people too, no? And well, if you call Dejanus a boyfriend I guess so, but he hasn't been around in FOREVER.

At 8/13/07 03:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Is there any flash animators in the ranks of the Elite Guard Barracks ???

Yeah, but I make mini tuturials! :D

At 8/13/07 10:02 PM, GoldOps018 wrote: GoldOps018, new member at newgrounds requesting to be recruited in the Elite Guard, Sergent Eagle Rock, sir!

Seargeant? Did you only read the first page? I don't know where you got that idea. EagleRock is a Supreme Commander! Also, I see that you're a citizen, this is about the Blam/Protect ranks, not role playing! Sorry if this offends you, but you just can't join.

Alos, next time remember that there are girls in the EGB. *winks and thumbs ups*

At 8/13/07 10:11 PM, RSQViper wrote: Anyway, one thing to keep in mind when you see a Flash is that if it has a long intro and then is introduced to a crap loop (i.e. a lot of KK, SS, GG, Socom stuff) it is considered an ILLEGAL SPAM Flash. That's right. Illegal. Feel free to flag them all. It's in the updated rules that these are not welcome here and if they aren't welcome, I feel they're flag-worthy.

Hmm...I wasn't familiar with the updated flagging rules. Hell, if it's NG-allowed, post away! Disregard my previous statement, and give me a sec to stick a foot in my mouth...

Ok, that's enough typee-typee.

LOL....okay then. Thanks for the correction!

*salute*

*salutes*

At 8/13/07 10:21 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Seargeant? Did you only read the first page? I don't know where you got that idea. EagleRock is a Supreme Commander! Also, I see that you're a citizen, this is about the Blam/Protect ranks, not role playing! Sorry if this offends you, but you just can't join.

LOL, thanks for the defensive move there. It's is interesting how many PMs I get addressing "Sergeant EagleRock" about joining/being a special member of/forming an alliance with the EGB. Oh well.

Alos, next time remember that there are girls in the EGB. *winks and thumbs ups*

LOL...and they're more dangerous than the men around here apparently...

God i personally would get annoyed if spam members like that constantly joined all the time. But i have seen it done so many times in the Mafia and in the NGPD. But more so here because they all seem to think this place is about role playing. Where would they get such an idea? Well anyway thats just what i think on the matter.

At 8/14/07 12:43 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: God i personally would get annoyed if spam members like that constantly joined all the time. But i have seen it done so many times in the Mafia and in the NGPD. But more so here because they all seem to think this place is about role playing. Where would they get such an idea? Well anyway thats just what i think on the matter.

Well, to be fair, this thread originally WAS about role playing (I even said that to ramagi on the first page), but it has since evolved. Also, the n00bs that don't even know about B/P ranks (let alone the Elite Guard) will not know. That's why I'm often called "Sergeant EagleRock..."

Well, time for bed for me. G'night soldiers!

*salutes*