Great Chapter EG!!!!
I got shot several times but I'm still alive ALRIGHT!
more more more :)
Great Chapter EG!!!!
I got shot several times but I'm still alive ALRIGHT!
more more more :)
I shall sum up this chapter.
Awesome.
Intense.
Deadly.
Great job.
At 8/8/07 10:55 PM, EagleRock wrote: Slash, in his prime, was the most intense, most efficient, and most deadly Elite Guard. His daily patrols did more against the evils of Newgrounds than some Elite Guards could do in a week. As such, his skills on the battlefield were strong, and his speed unparalleled.
Hehe, yeah, that IS true. Some of you newer members would be shitting yourselves in awe at some of our paces back in the day...it was not unusual for me to get about 150 B/P a day before I reached EGSC. :-D
Anyhow, OFFICERS AND STUFF. We got the positions official yet? Sooner we got em, the sooner I can update the Barracks FAQ and make everything all up-to-date and sexiful.
At 8/9/07 12:10 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Great Chapter EG!!!!
I got shot several times but I'm still alive ALRIGHT!
more more more :)
It also looks like you're about to sacrifice your life for the greater good.
Well done, soldier!
Thanks for all the great comments, guys! And yes, DarkSoldier IS being a badass, isn't he?
At 8/9/07 01:42 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hehe, yeah, that IS true. Some of you newer members would be shitting yourselves in awe at some of our paces back in the day...it was not unusual for me to get about 150 B/P a day before I reached EGSC. :-D
You'll notice that a lot of the stuff I put in about people, at least the people I know well enough, have hints of truth in them. More of the story is actual stuff than you'd think.
Anyhow, OFFICERS AND STUFF. We got the positions official yet? Sooner we got em, the sooner I can update the Barracks FAQ and make everything all up-to-date and sexiful.
Oh, right. I forgot to make it official, didn't I?
Okay, then. Slash, you're reinstated as the Barracks Recruitment Officer, Sterockicy and Shanus are now both taking up positions as Barracks Records Officers, and Andrea364 is now the Barracks NGPD Laison. You can go ahead and update the FAQ.
I was hoping to get in another chapter last night, but the espresso I had wired my brain too much, so I stopped concentrating partly into Chapter 13. I'll make sure I get at least 13 done tonight, after which this 8 vs. 8 battle will be over.
I also need to modify the story, as I miscounted who was dead and alive at one point. The paragraph where I talk about them being outnumbered should be this:
"I have no fucking clue," said EagleRock aloud, loud enough for nearby Barracks members to hear. "They're too pinned down to do anything, and their garrison is giving them an impossible advantage. This situation would be hard enough even if they were outnumbered."
I was rushing too much to get the chapter out there, and I didn't proofread. Doh.
At 8/9/07 10:55 AM, EagleRock wrote: You'll notice that a lot of the stuff I put in about people, at least the people I know well enough, have hints of truth in them. More of the story is actual stuff than you'd think.
I can't wait for the part where I save the day by using my huge penis to crush the forces of evil!
...it COULD happen!
Okay, then. Slash, you're reinstated as the Barracks Recruitment Officer,
Haha, it's a fun job, even if I have to fight the urge to yell at the newbies who come in here thinking this is a military roleplay club or whatnot (nowadays they might be justified in that assumption if they look at the more recent pages, HEH).
Sterockicy and Shanus are now both taking up positions as Barracks Records Officers,
How those guys can do lists and stuff like that boggles my fuckin' mind. Maybe it's just the ADHD in me, but I'd go insane after five minutes of calculating stats and links and stuff like that...
and Andrea364 is now the Barracks NGPD Laison.
lolpartyvan
You can go ahead and update the FAQ.
Tis done. If any officers have any contact info (or interesting facts) that they'd like me to put on the FAQ under their name, PM it to me and I'll add it.
I was hoping to get in another chapter last night, but the espresso I had wired my brain too much, so I stopped concentrating partly into Chapter 13. I'll make sure I get at least 13 done tonight, after which this 8 vs. 8 battle will be over.
Sweet, because I've been doing way too much writing lately, and now I'm in a reading mode.
I mean, it's not that I don't enjoy writing 10000 words of guy-on-girl-on-guy action, but sometimes my fingers get tired of typing, lol.
Damn, I was beginning to think I was going to be a bad ass, and take out more than just Uber before getting killed. Oh well, at least I got the head shot in.
Nice chapter too.
Sorry I have been gone for a while guys, had some issues with the computer ( fucking blue screen of death ), but anyways, loving the Chapters so far. haha, I wasted Evark, Nice!
Yeah the story just seems to be getting better by every chapter. It sucks though to see alot of the good guys die. But hey at least us elite guards are trying to tunr the tables. And awesome for DarkSoldier for sacrificing himself for the greater cause. Hope the next chapter to this awesome story comes soon.
When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.
At 8/7/07 03:54 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - August 7, 2007
33 // 05772 // 078 // 11.1 // 04.2+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
I see I haven't lost my place but my gain is terrible still. I need to start B/Ping more than I already am but its getting hard to even make my deposit everyday. I will do my best though to be around more.
Off to the portal now to make my rounds. :)
*Salutes*
*Salutes*
How many chapters will there be in your story EagleRock ???
btw, two days before my level up and 3 year newgrounds !!!
Five days and counting, fellow soldiers.
Another good chapter. Although, DarkSoldier being such a badass is kind of making a few of us look bad. Especially me.
At 8/8/07 01:54 AM, Phantom wrote: X-Naut still has his little lead over me but that's beside point, I have a slow but steady pace and that's all I really need. Oh well.
Just so you know, my pace is starting to get a little better.
Also, that dude in your sig. Who is that?
At 8/9/07 12:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: my huge penis
Hey, he said "truth," yo.
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
At 8/10/07 03:48 AM, X-Naut wrote:At 8/9/07 12:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: my huge penisHey, he said "truth," yo.
dfgasdfasdffasfdasf_IT_IS_ENORMOUS
Incidentally, have y'all seen David Firth's latest flash? It's a fucking winner.
Also, isn't ramagi HOT when she mods?
fapfapfap
At 8/10/07 03:18 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: How many chapters will there be in your story EagleRock ???
To be completely honest, I don't know! Like I've said before, the story has a beginning and an end, and a set number of matches, as well as certain plot twists, etc. However, each match can be anywhere from a half of a chapter to 3 chapters, so the it's really a crapshoot at this point. I'd say count on there being at least 25. :-)
btw, two days before my level up and 3 year newgrounds !!!
Grats to you!
At 8/10/07 03:48 AM, X-Naut wrote: Five days and counting, fellow soldiers.
Another good chapter. Although, DarkSoldier being such a badass is kind of making a few of us look bad. Especially me.
Not true. You're all badasses in the story, considering everyone so far has volunteered to risk dying for the Barracks. It's just that DarkSoldier was willing to do a suicidal run to get MetalDart into the hostie room.
At 8/8/07 01:54 AM, Phantom wrote: X-Naut still has his little lead over me but that's beside point, I have a slow but steady pace and that's all I really need. Oh well.Just so you know, my pace is starting to get a little better.
Also, that dude in your sig. Who is that?
At 8/9/07 12:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: my huge penisHey, he said "truth," yo.
At 8/10/07 03:48 AM, X-Naut wrote: Also, that dude in your sig. Who is that?
At 8/10/07 11:28 AM, EagleRock wrote:At 8/8/07 01:54 AM, Phantom wrote: At 8/9/07 12:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
What's the point of all that bottom quote?
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
Also, can anyone make this freaking Origami cat? Because I freaking can't, I tried and I got up to the 3 minute point but that's as far as I got, one million E-cookies for anyone who can prove they managed to do the same thing in under 3 days. my attempt below.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 8/10/07 12:16 PM, Phantom wrote: Also, can anyone make this freaking Origami cat? Because I freaking can't, I tried and I got up to the 3 minute point but that's as far as I got, one million E-cookies for anyone who can prove they managed to do the same thing in under 3 days. my attempt below.
I fail at all things artistic. :-/
Since we've all been talking about writing lately, I spent the morning putting my entire fucking fanfiction library into my userpage posts. XD
That way I can host them all on Newgrounds, and that archive page links to every chapter of every story nice and neatly. :-D
Incidentally, we best get more story from EagleRock soon.
OR ELSE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH THE TANK AGAIN
i wonder if i could fit that whole barrel...up my ass?
there's only one way to find out...
At 8/10/07 12:10 PM, Phantom wrote: What's the point of all that bottom quote?
Oops. I forgot to reply to X-Naut's quote...
At 8/10/07 03:48 AM, X-Naut wrote:At 8/9/07 12:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: my huge penisHey, he said "truth," yo.
PWNT.
All that for that...sad.
At 8/10/07 12:16 PM, Phantom wrote: Also, can anyone make this freaking Origami cat? Because I freaking can't, I tried and I got up to the 3 minute point but that's as far as I got, one million E-cookies for anyone who can prove they managed to do the same thing in under 3 days. my attempt below.
Looks simple. I've been doing origami for about 15 years, so it shouldn't be hard for me. I can't try it now, but maybe on my lunch hour.
Keep in mind that I'm used to doing origami that's much more complicated than that. In fact, the pic below is of John Montroll's Grasshopper, which I've done so much that I can do it by heart:
At 8/10/07 12:45 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Incidentally, we best get more story from EagleRock soon.
OR ELSE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH THE TANK AGAIN
Dude, am I supposed to care? It's your ass that'll suffer.
Incidentally, here's Phantom's cat. Took me only the time it took for the video to play:
I CAN HAS E-COOKIES NOW PLZ? KTHX
hey what's going on b/p whoers, just stoppin' by! haven't been here in a while, sorry :( (actually haven't been in c&c for a while)
my b/p points have been down for quite a while, but i've tried to pick up my pace. i'm currently b/p'ing on my main at work, and my alt at home... once he ranks up (which should be shortly) i might retire on him for a while, and concentrate on getting hippo some points, so he isn't instantly passed.
i have a bunch of b/p sharks at my heels, so i gotta work hard to keep them away. soon as i begin to bleed a little bit, and slack off, i'm done for!
hmmm, just now realized i haven't even been in here since the redesign >_<
some of the new b/p ranks are cool, mainly the beginning ones, those are a lot cooler, but some of the higher ones are less cool now :( i miss the green leafy badges :( my winged tank is alright i guess. nothing spectacular. a little sad there was no aesthetic b/p ranks added either, just for shits and giggles after 30k :(
oh wellzzzz, hope everyone is ready for clock day! getcher protection finger ready!
happy b/p'ing to you all!
-Hippo
At 8/10/07 01:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Dude, am I supposed to care? It's your ass that'll suffer.
To quote the Pube Muppet, I shall do it until I orgasm from the excrutiating pain. :-D
At 8/10/07 01:49 PM, BlueHippo wrote: some of the new b/p ranks are cool, mainly the beginning ones, those are a lot cooler, but some of the higher ones are less cool now :( i miss the green leafy badges :( my winged tank is alright i guess. nothing spectacular. a little sad there was no aesthetic b/p ranks added either, just for shits and giggles after 30k :(
There should be at least a few more, even if only ramagi and Denvish got the top rank. Like, Elite Fucking Jedi maybe, or perhaps Sexy Blam Goddess for ramagi. <3
oh wellzzzz, hope everyone is ready for clock day! getcher protection finger ready!
CLOCK DAY CHECKLIST
1) Pillow to sit on so my ass doesn't get sore
2) Three bags of Goldfish crackers
3) Four two-liter bottles of water, with one of them being totally frozen so it'll thaw throughout the day
4) Lots and lots of fucking advil for hand cramps/eye strain
5) Chastity belt so I'm not tempted to masturbate during Clock Day, costing B/P points
6) Caffeine pills for the final few hours
7) Awesome fucking Clock Mask
8) Unplugging the fucking phone because I don't intend to talk to anyone, even those with tits, on Clock Day.
9) Bucket to piss in
10) Massive amounts of hand lotion...for AFTER Clock Day.
At 8/10/07 02:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: CLOCK DAY CHECKLIST
Dude, you forgot the espresso machine that can support quad-shots. That'll keep you awake. Just make sure you have that piss bucket ready.
At 8/10/07 02:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: CLOCK DAY CHECKLIST
You're clock day list is quite epic. I might as well making a Clock Day list on what I should get and do.
#1: Store 6 water bottles in the refigerator.
#2: Make a Clock Day Mask.
#3: Make coffie when it's about to start.
#4: Stay up to +35 Hours.
#5: Find a way not to lock myself out of my account. XD
At 8/10/07 12:46 PM, EagleRock wrote: Looks simple. I've been doing origami for about 15 years, so it shouldn't be hard for me. I can't try it now, but maybe on my lunch hour.
Oh I hate you.
I've been doing Origami for....NEVER, and that's why I can't do a freaking paper kitty, so fuck it.
At 8/10/07 01:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Incidentally, here's Phantom's cat. Took me only the time it took for the video to play:
I CAN HAS E-COOKIES NOW PLZ? KTHX
Did I mention I hate you? Well I hate you. And yes, have your blasted cookies, may you choke on them and rip your throat in two AnGrY fAiC
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 8/10/07 02:52 PM, Phantom wrote: Did I mention I hate you? Well I hate you. And yes, have your blasted cookies, may you choke on them and rip your throat in two AnGrY fAiC
Oh, don't be so pissed. I've been doing this shit for years, so it's second-nature by now. To be honest, the cat that you found was not a basic origami, I'd say it's more of an intermediate-level model. I'd recommend starting with the origami crane, as that is on the harder-side of the beginner models. If you can do that, you can use that as a baseline to jump to harder models.
Incidentally, here's that grasshopper I mentioned, which is one of my favorite models. I made it today on break:
U sued to do origami about 10 years ago or so. I had a book and a bunch of papers and had these paper figures I made all over the place. I haven't done it in FOREVER and I don't have any paper anyway.
But that is a cool grasshopper, Eagle.
And I feel for you Phantom. But, if you're new at it you'll figure it out eventually.
At 8/10/07 05:50 PM, RSQViper wrote: U sued to do origami about 10 years ago or so. I had a book and a bunch of papers and had these paper figures I made all over the place. I haven't done it in FOREVER and I don't have any paper anyway.
But that is a cool grasshopper, Eagle.
Thanks...I got it from Origami for the Enthusiast by John Montroll. It was my first "real" origami book...one that didn't have stupidly simple models. You can actually get a shitload of models right at www.origami.com.
And I feel for you Phantom. But, if you're new at it you'll figure it out eventually.
Yeah, don't despair. I wouldn't recommend that cat if it was your first attempt at origami.
Now, let's see if I can get more of that story done.
At 8/10/07 09:00 PM, EagleRock wrote: Now, let's see if I can get more of that story done.
YES! For the love of God write the damn story!!!
And what the heck is up with all the Wiggi World stuff in the portal? Is it Wiggi Day or something? There is a shitload of it.
At 8/10/07 09:25 PM, RSQViper wrote:At 8/10/07 09:00 PM, EagleRock wrote: Now, let's see if I can get more of that story done.YES! For the love of God write the damn story!!!
Yes. Even I have been able to keep up with my story requests. *cough cough* go here *cough cough* for one *cough cough*
And what the heck is up with all the Wiggi World stuff in the portal? Is it Wiggi Day or something? There is a shitload of it.
NO, but it's getting close to the end of the competition. Wigi World held a competition to see who could make the best minigame for the place. I think there's a a couple thousand dollars worth of prizes there.
At 8/10/07 11:23 PM, TheThing wrote: NO, but it's getting close to the end of the competition. Wigi World held a competition to see who could make the best minigame for the place. I think there's a a couple thousand dollars worth of prizes there.
Ah, THAT'S the $4,000 competition. Winner gets 4 grand.
I've seen some pretty good games. I really liked the one where you have to solve the planet disputes but I can't find it anymore. No clue where it went.
Thanks for reminding me.
Oh, and today is the cut-off for it.
Also, I was selected to vote for the top 10 of the month, but I can't find the link to it any more. Ihad it... but now I can't find it.
Perhaps I'm too late in voting?