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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-06 23:22:25


At 7/6/07 08:17 PM, LinaKimura wrote: I believe hentai slideshows are whistle-able, are they not?

got police officer today...hehe

Yes, they are young grasshopper. :) Congratulations officer, I hope you continue to do well, MUHAHAHAHA! * looks down * No such luck for me, a series of rather unfortunate events have... unfolded, thereby disrupting my weekend which I would have been spending with my BFF Haley... But my dad said it wasn't a good idea if I went to Haley's cause gramps is in the hospital, but me staying at home trying to be all hardcore and not cry isn't gonna help any now is it?! DAMNIT! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME WHO SUFFERS?! >:(

I hate this, and yes, I'm back in business and I'm gonna be a badass... >:(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 00:40:19


Haven't had a chance to blam/protect in the last couple of days , just got back from hunting a couple hours ago. We were going to be up in the mountains a bit longer but my friend slid on a rock while following a trail and shot his foot. kind of ruined the trip...Anyways i'm back now ( very glad to be). Hope everyone had a good holiday!!!*Salutes, then runs to the portal*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 02:11:36


At 7/7/07 12:40 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Haven't had a chance to blam/protect in the last couple of days , just got back from hunting a couple hours ago. We were going to be up in the mountains a bit longer but my friend slid on a rock while following a trail and shot his foot. kind of ruined the trip...Anyways i'm back now ( very glad to be). Hope everyone had a good holiday!!!*Salutes, then runs to the portal*

Neither have I, but I settled for a few phone calls and an X-BOX LIVE because of the lack of internet capability. I was stuck playing Predator all day until today, and then I got to go home and prepare for all the skating I was going to be doing, until the disappointments I previously stated. Sorry to hear about your friend, is he okay? Either way, tell him when you see him that I hope his foot gets better even if you do end up sounding like a geek for telling him. Same to you soldier, I'll be joining you momentarily. *Salutes and follows after SilentSoldier with the dog, Smokin' Joe*

I see you like my posting style soldier, just don't over do it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 02:20:39


At 7/7/07 02:11 AM, Andrea364 wrote:
I see you like my posting style soldier, just don't over do it.

don't worry,wouldn't think of it

Yeah my friend is going to be okay, it just got the side of his foot. He just has a bandages over it now and crutches of course. He'll live.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 02:26:53


At 7/7/07 02:20 AM, SilentSoldier wrote:

I didn't expect you to resond so soon.

don't worry,wouldn't think of it

Good to know. You can borrow it if you want, but just don't do it to much.

Yeah my friend is going to be okay, it just got the side of his foot. He just has a bandages over it now and crutches of course. He'll live.

A piece of luck there my friend, but did he really shoot it, or was that just a figure of speech? I hope there wasn't any nerve damage, that shit is serious.

I can't feel my knee from where i got rammed into concrete.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 02:35:25


At 7/7/07 02:26 AM, Andrea364 wrote:
I didn't expect you to resond so soon.

Expect the unexpected...or something like that

Good to know. You can borrow it if you want, but just don't do it to much.

Thanks it's Appreciated : - )


A piece of luck there my friend, but did he really shoot it, or was that just a figure of speech? I hope there wasn't any nerve damage, that shit is serious.
I can't feel my knee from where i got rammed into concrete.

He had a German luger in his right hand , when he slid off the rock he was walking over(because of the green moss on the rock). When he slipped, the handgun fired by accident, which by chance was aiming right at his foot. Lucky Lucky Lucky! ! !


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 03:11:45


At 7/7/07 02:35 AM, SilentSoldier wrote:
Expect the unexpected...or something like that

I've learned to do that, and remember, that rule goes espescially for love.


Thanks it's Appreciated : - )

You're welcome, any time. :D

He had a German luger in his right hand , when he slid off the rock he was walking over(because of the green moss on the rock). When he slipped, the handgun fired by accident, which by chance was aiming right at his foot. Lucky Lucky Lucky! ! !

I haven't seen a luger in forever, much less handled one so I shouldn't have that problem, I'm safe! Poor guy, why the fuck was he carrying a luger?!

I think I'm in love...

Well, g'nite, or mornin, whatever, see you in a few hours or so.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 05:46:22


Glad to see everyone is doing well, on other side notes my new story is out for you to see on the mafia's last page, and to understand it read the one on page 1255. Also, I hate this fucking pc, took 2392903457249057777967986708567908679847498 re-boots to work. Fuck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 08:34:20


Whistle alert!

This movie contains actual footage of a real decapitation. This would definitely qualify as unsuitable.

The Mario head plastered over it isn't always there, either.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 12:02:07


At 7/7/07 08:34 AM, LinaKimura wrote: Whistle alert!

Whistled already by me.

Lol, we're stat whores! Nice catch there, haven't seen anything like that. I hope that decapitation wasn't recent, damn terrorrists!

Has anyone played TunnelTrax yet?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 12:23:14


Sorry, haven't posted in awhile.. wassup?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 14:25:44


At 7/7/07 12:23 PM, Frenzy wrote: Sorry, haven't posted in awhile.. wassup?

Well, to answer your question, eh, nothin' much. But who are you and why did you have to post a one liner? If you're gonna post here make it longer than one line, because oneliners are usually crappy and can look like spam, or promote spam, which we want no part of. Seriously, who are you and why are you just coming back to say hi? Sorry about the rather unfriendly welcome, but I just don't remember you... ever... : /


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 14:46:14


At 7/5/07 03:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Speaking of, so is my hentai quiz! Give it a look...I won't tell no one. ;-)

I do like the music in the flash. But I don't like your hurtful messages whenever you get a question wrong. :(

At 7/6/07 01:44 AM, Sterockicy wrote: GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Why hello there, sir.

Going to Central Australia was a really great trip and for the first time I got to see the landscape Australia is widely known for. I saw many great landscapes I will most likely never see again (Including Uluru). Unfortunately I did not get the chance to climb the great rock but I did get to touch and walk around the phenomenon.

Sounds like fun. Also, quick question. Is the place loaded with as many kangaroos as many people say it is?

Also, lucky 7's today. Anyone have any good luck today?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 16:22:21


At 7/7/07 12:02 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Has anyone played TunnelTrax yet?

I've been playing Turret Pong like crazy in between runs on the portal. Fun game...should have got a daily award, IMO.

I just got Police Sergeant rank, and I don't have anything blocking my B/P schedule anytime soon. Keep your guard up...all of you. :-P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 16:26:53


At 7/7/07 02:46 PM, X-Naut wrote: Also, lucky 7's today. Anyone have any good luck today?

Today would've been my fiance's and I anniversary but we broke up, I also found out today that my uncle died.. not too much good luck here. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 18:19:04


At 7/7/07 04:26 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 7/7/07 02:46 PM, X-Naut wrote: Also, lucky 7's today. Anyone have any good luck today?
Today would've been my fiance's and I anniversary but we broke up, I also found out today that my uncle died.. not too much good luck here. :(

I'm sorry to hear that :(. I've been reading the Smash Brothers Crew the last few weeks (mainly to see your opinions on the site updates as I'm looking forward to Brawl), so I've read a fair bit about the turmoil in your life. These things happen sadly, I should know, but you'll bounce back.

I can't top that, but I have spent much of today doing overtime at work, which has sucked. Only three more weeks of this Hell to go and I'll be free for the holidays at last!

I'm not looking forward to the top 300 update in an hour or so time... I've had a shocking week what with sharing my connection with my housemate and working far too hard at work. Dare I say I probably won't be in the top 5 in the next Barracks update! :O

Going to go and check out some of the flash that has been mentioned in the last few posts...

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 22:13:34


Because the story of my life is so boring, nothing special happened... except...

I got Elite Guard Second Lieutenant Rank! 3 or 4 weeks or B/Ping finally done! Now up to the next rank!

Concerning the next update, I made some stats concerning the faster B/Pers since last update, and it seems that in order to be first in the Top Gainers for this update, I must pass pepeatumi.

And in less than 2 hours, I will deposit again and FINALLY get Level 10. It would be a hard shock to see such a change, but I will try to fit with that new boxing glove. Then I will be forced to deposit another 4 or 5 months at least to get Level 11.

So, for me, it's a great change today.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-07 22:30:29


At 7/7/07 02:46 PM, X-Naut wrote: Also, lucky 7's today. Anyone have any good luck today?

Sure did! I have finally reached Elite Guard Praporshchik! After so long, too. Now I'm in the gold badges. It makes my profile look cooler XD.

Maybe I'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander one day.

Also...

At 7/6/07 01:44 AM, Sterockicy wrote: GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Welcome back!

Ah yes, today...

The portal seemed to be at an average speed today. Not too many submissions, not too little. I was going to leave, but I was just 10 points away from EG Praporshchik...I stayed. I just couldn't wait until tomorrow to see my new golden badge.

At 7/7/07 10:13 PM, Azentiger wrote: I got Elite Guard Second Lieutenant Rank! 3 or 4 weeks or B/Ping finally done! Now up to the next rank!

Congrats!

And in less than 2 hours, I will deposit again and FINALLY get Level 10.

Congrats on that too! Seems like many good things have happened today.

I'm leaving now, see you all tomorrow!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 00:41:27


At 7/7/07 04:22 PM, LinaKimura wrote: I've been playing Turret Pong like crazy in between runs on the portal. Fun game...should have got a daily award, IMO.

I'm not much on pong, but since the other flash was somehow blammed :( so I'm stuck with playing pong in between portal browsing too.

I just got Police Sergeant rank, and I don't have anything blocking my B/P schedule anytime soon. Keep your guard up...all of you. :-P

Nice job, I hope to see you in here soon, but remember, getting EGP won't be quite as easy as the police ranks are. May your reign of tyranny be continual. I'm rooting for you!

check your pm's if you haven't already.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 03:03:31


At 7/6/07 02:22 PM, TheThing wrote:
I'd first like to say welcome back, I'm glad your staying for the time being.

It's good to be back.

Since I don't usually try to catch up on pages I missed, why did you go? For fun, or for a Boyscout-type thing?

It was a school camp trip. Year 10 camp to be exact, around 80 people from year 10 at my school went.

At 7/7/07 02:46 PM, X-Naut wrote:
Why hello there, sir.

Ello ello!

Sounds like fun. Also, quick question. Is the place loaded with as many kangaroos as many people say it is?

You know I only just realized then thanks to you asking that that I only saw one kangaroo while on the trip, and that was in a zoo. Oh my GOD, I didn't even realize until then. No, not once did I see a kangaroo in the wild, crazy really. I am not sure whether thats because it is Winter or something like that but no, rarely a kangaroo in sight. I saw more dingoes and eagles than any other animal.

Strange.............very strange!

Also, lucky 7's today. Anyone have any good luck today?

Nup, has anyone been watching that Live Earth show? I haven't really because I don't like many of the bands but its a pretty big event....................like the previous ones.

At 7/7/07 04:26 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
Today would've been my fiance's and I anniversary but we broke up, I also found out today that my uncle died.. not too much good luck here. :(

Sorry to here that mate. Unlucky 7's clearly.

At 7/7/07 10:13 PM, Azentiger wrote:
I got Elite Guard Second Lieutenant Rank!

Congratulations Azentiger! I only just realized then how many more saves than blams you have, Thats nuts. Also, congrats on L10 too!

At 7/7/07 10:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

I have finally reached Elite Guard Praporshchik!

Well done to you too. Most of the previously low ranked EGB members are getting up to those higher ranks now. Its good to see.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 05:16:06


At 7/7/07 05:46 AM, Phantom wrote: Glad to see everyone is doing well,

I've only got 2,500 points to go on that note. Unfortunately, my progress is so slow at present that I don't think I'll be getting promoted as one of the first 100 EGSCs, which makes me sad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 11:21:25


Apparently it's Milano Day.

Hasn't been a lot of activity yet, but everyone should still stay alert for B/P points and spam sneaking in under the guise of Milano Crew's submissions.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 11:28:07


At 7/8/07 05:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've only got 2,500 points to go on that note. Unfortunately, my progress is so slow at present that I don't think I'll be getting promoted as one of the first 100 EGSCs, which makes me sad.

-I hope that you do become one of the first 100 EGSC. This means that you have have to pick up the pace even more.
-I will become the 50th EGSC with 40,000 B/P Points! I gotta stop slacking and sleeping as I normally do. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 11:35:01


Incidentally, there are people...like more than one...actually favorite-ing my hentai quiz. XD

I'm not used to having more than a couple faves from people...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 11:41:19


At 7/8/07 11:35 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Incidentally, there are people...like more than one...actually favorite-ing my hentai quiz. XD
I'm not used to having more than a couple faves from people...

The reason you are getting a lot of favorites is because it's a Hentai Quiz game. Little kids and some adults would go crazy to see some Hentai so they would save it as their favorites. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 11:52:38


At 7/8/07 11:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Apparently it's Milano Day.

Hasn't been a lot of activity yet, but everyone should still stay alert for B/P points and spam sneaking in under the guise of Milano Crew's submissions.

There's a Milano Crew? Damn, people are getting pretty desperate with their names.

But, sadly, I can't watch. I'm going way to Boy Scout camp today. I'm leaving in about an hour, and won't be back until Saturday. Hopefully, the guy who I choose to deposit for me gets the PM, and doesn't forget to deposit.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 13:30:58


At 7/8/07 11:41 AM, Seamonky wrote:
At 7/8/07 11:35 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Incidentally, there are people...like more than one...actually favorite-ing my hentai quiz. XD
I'm not used to having more than a couple faves from people...
The reason you are getting a lot of favorites is because it's a Hentai Quiz game. Little kids and some adults would go crazy to see some Hentai so they would save it as their favorites. :/

Well, I've got over 40 faves for a decent millionaire quiz game (and) a good tutorial. It's not that hard if you make your flash for the people

And the decapitation, NASTY! Why the heck would anyone submit stuff like that?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 16:00:34


At 7/8/07 01:30 PM, highwatermark wrote:
Well, I've got over 40 faves for a decent millionaire quiz game (and) a good tutorial. It's not that hard if you make your flash for the people

I've kinda noticed that, why do you think that I'm working on 5 different projects with a mouse instead of my ancient broken wacom tablet?

And the decapitation, NASTY! Why the heck would anyone submit stuff like that?

Are you requesting to join or what? If you are I see you only have seven posts as of now, I don't know of any rules about post number in the Barracks FAQ, (I probably forgot most of them long ago) and you have the rank so I don't see any problem in you being here. Err, I have a creeping suspiscion that I'm about to look very stupid.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 16:03:33


At 7/8/07 01:30 PM, highwatermark wrote:
And the decapitation, NASTY! Why the heck would anyone submit stuff like that?

People submit crap like that for a couple of reasons I believe: 1. To get a reaction out of our reviews that are sent in 2. For the Attention from other users(no matter if it's negative or positive) 3. Probably just to try to fuck up everybody's experience on Newgrounds...The BASTARDS


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-07-08 18:25:32


At 7/8/07 04:00 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
Are you requesting to join or what? If you are I see you only have seven posts as of now, I don't know of any rules about post number in the Barracks FAQ, (I probably forgot most of them long ago) and you have the rank so I don't see any problem in you being here. Err, I have a creeping suspiscion that I'm about to look very stupid.

To my knowledge there is no minimum number of posts, like there is in places like the Mafia for example. So long as you continue to post intelligently I see no problem you being here- just make it clear that you want to join or not. If you do then make sure you check out the FAQ in my sig, and I see some of your posts are quite short, so be aware that we don't tolerate one line posting around here, although I don't think we'll have a problem with that. I quite like people who have clearly been on the site a long time, but never posted- that was the case with me as well. When I joined this club I had around 50 posts, despite being on NG over a year. It means you've lurked around enough to know how things work right from the start.

At 7/8/07 04:03 PM, SilentSoldier wrote:
People submit crap like that for a couple of reasons I believe: 1. To get a reaction out of our reviews that are sent in 2. For the Attention from other users(no matter if it's negative or positive) 3. Probably just to try to fuck up everybody's experience on Newgrounds...The BASTARDS

Exactly, it is all about attention seeking and trying to annoy the people who run this site. They clearly aren't fans of Newgrounds, rather people who want to screw it up and get it taken down for having inappropriate material- you see the same thing on video websites (google video, youtube, dailymotion) all the time. But this is an exceptionally well moderated and controlled site, so it rarely survives more than a minute on the portal. Just whistle it and post here with a small warning if nobody else has already- where there is one there is almost always more.


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