Howdy everyone. Hope you're having a good Milano Day, lol.

Anyhow, while my apprentice Lina is moving up the ranks quite nicely/sexily, I've been working on my flash. Slash's Hentai Quiz 2: Return of the Yiffy has been delayed for a while, as I've decided to work hard on my first serious work.

Check out the Alpha here. Also, thumbs-up it please and leave a comment if you so desire!

Entitled Two Story Town, it's a flash about the shocking amount of discrimination and hypocrisy that exists in a typical southern city like my hometown, Pensacola, Florida. People like to pretend things aren't as bad as they really are, and I intend to use this flash to disabuse them of this notion.

I'll be zipping along with it as soon as I finish my Clock Day flash, heh.

:salute:

At 7/8/07 07:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Howdy everyone. Hope you're having a good Milano Day, lol.

Yeah, the portal is flooded with...................wait no its not.

Check out the Alpha here. Also, thumbs-up it please and leave a comment if you so desire!

I thumb up'd it before I even read that you wanted me to thumb up it. :P

Entitled Two Story Town,

Gee, is that another Bon Jovi song? Yeah I think that is!

I know this because my Mum is a huge Bon Jovi fan. She even has a Bon Jovi personalized number plate as well as stickers all over the car. I cant stand it!

it's a flash about the shocking amount of discrimination and hypocrisy that exists in a typical southern city like my hometown, Pensacola, Florida. People like to pretend things aren't as bad as they really are, and I intend to use this flash to disabuse them of this notion.

Sounds deep. I cant wait.

I'll be zipping along with it as soon as I finish my Clock Day flash, heh.

Clock day is exactly one week before my birthday! So I will be ready for it.

salute:

*Salutes*

At 7/8/07 10:50 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Yeah, the portal is flooded with...................wait no its not.

Even though I can't B/P, I still keep an eye on the portal, so if something looks REALLY bad, or if I'm told about a problem, I can take the risk and blam/whistle it. And so, in my daily surveillance, I've been...rather unimpressed.

Thank juice Clock Day is around the corner.

I thumb up'd it before I even read that you wanted me to thumb up it. :P

Sexcellent. I hope the redesign doesn't include getting rid of NG mag. I luff making alphas.

Gee, is that another Bon Jovi song? Yeah I think that is!

YEP, heh.

I know this because my Mum is a huge Bon Jovi fan. She even has a Bon Jovi personalized number plate as well as stickers all over the car. I cant stand it!

I have Bon Jovi wallpaper on my computer and my playlist has like 120 Bon Jovi songs and sometimes when I masturbate I say his name and...er...

Sounds deep. I cant wait.

It shall indeed rock. Conceptual stages are turning out nicely...there may even be some primitive animation in this one!

MY GOD

Sorry for not being around, my computer is utterly fucked, Hard drive is doomed and must be replaced so I won't be here for a while. I am so angry about this, I had a fucking coniption every 5 seconds after I found out. Fuck.

At 7/9/07 07:19 AM, Phantom wrote: Sorry for not being around, my computer is utterly fucked, Hard drive is doomed and must be replaced so I won't be here for a while. I am so angry about this, I had a fucking coniption every 5 seconds after I found out. Fuck.

I just go tmine back from HP. What sucks is that there was a sound card I had installed in it and they took it out and didn't put it back in...

Now I am going thru a pain in the ass of a time to get it back or at least get reimbursed so I can get a new one.

We're talking a Sound Blaster X-Fi Platinum sound card here with the front panel and everything. I am so pissed... this onboard sound card that comes with this computer SUCKS!

Just ranked up to Elite Guard Corporal- taking it one step at a Time. . .

At 7/9/07 03:56 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Just ranked up to Elite Guard Corporal- taking it one step at a Time. . .

One step at a time leads to greatness, heh. I remember the good ol' 500-between-rank-ups days...sniff...

NOW I NEVER RANK UP AGAIN :'(

At 7/9/07 04:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/9/07 03:56 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Just ranked up to Elite Guard Corporal- taking it one step at a Time. . .

One step at a time leads to greatness, heh. I remember the good ol' 500-between-rank-ups days...sniff...

You are so right my friend, but I have a long way to go till E.G.S.C.

NOW I NEVER RANK UP AGAIN :'(

Never say never,we don't know what the redesign may hold...

At 7/9/07 04:29 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Never say never,we don't know what the redesign may hold...

Yeah if and when it ever does come out i will be sure to see what all is new about NG. But it keeps getting delayed time and time again so i am starting to wonder are they ever going to release the redesign on here?

At 7/10/07 02:35 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 7/9/07 04:29 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: Never say never,we don't know what the redesign may hold...

Yeah if and when it ever does come out i will be sure to see what all is new about NG. But it keeps getting delayed time and time again so i am starting to wonder are they ever going to release the redesign on here?

I've heard 'AUGUST' floating around, as either it happening before August or during it.

I sure hope so...

At 7/10/07 02:43 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I've heard 'AUGUST' floating around, as either it happening before August or during it.

Oh that's not that far away, and I think they should take as much time as they need for it, because either way, i'm sure it's worth the wait.

I sure hope so...

Only time will tell.

At 7/7/07 02:35 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: He had a German luger in his right hand , when he slid off the rock he was walking over(because of the green moss on the rock). When he slipped, the handgun fired by accident, which by chance was aiming right at his foot. Lucky Lucky Lucky! ! !

Very lucky, he could have blown a hole in something much more valuable to himself.

At 7/8/07 11:28 AM, Seamonky wrote: -I hope that you do become one of the first 100 EGSC. This means that you have have to pick up the pace even more.

The pace is lacking a little this week, but I've still got Clock Day in reserve, sop maybe I'll be able to crank it up a little over the next few weeks :)

-I will become the 50th EGSC with 40,000 B/P Points! I gotta stop slacking and sleeping as I normally do. :/

Neat achievement, I'd love to be something like that, but I don't plan on stopping for a good few years yet, so we'll see how it goes.

At 7/10/07 02:35 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah if and when it ever does come out i will be sure to see what all is new about NG. But it keeps getting delayed time and time again so i am starting to wonder are they ever going to release the redesign on here?

Well, I'll be doing a little teaching in the meantime as my seemly invincible computer has crapped up for this first time in 3 years. I can't exactly delve into what is wrong with it because I don't really know what the hell is. Anyway, my student is Hsley87, and she proves to have some potential. So I'll be fixing my comp while she b/p's and posts.

YAY :D

Hi all, your probably wondering why the update isnt done yet. The reason? Well i was just starting to make it when work called. I had to do a 5 hour shift and it was quite unexpected. So now its 10:30pm and I sure as hell arnt doing it now. So I will do the update as soon as I can! Sorry guys!

Oh and I wrote this on a PSP.....how very slow and painful!

*Salutes*

At 7/10/07 08:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hi all, your probably wondering why the update isnt done yet. The reason? Well i was just starting to make it when work called. I had to do a 5 hour shift and it was quite unexpected. So now its 10:30pm and I sure as hell arnt doing it now. So I will do the update as soon as I can! Sorry guys!

No problem, man. Life comes up now and again.

Ugh, been busy lately. Mostly because I got myself into WoW. So I may or may not be coming back as often, due to the fact that my soul has been consumed. :(

At 7/10/07 02:43 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I've heard 'AUGUST' floating around, as either it happening before August or during it.

I sure hope so...

Speaking of August, wasn't that the same month when they did announce the new redesign last year?

It's been nearly a year since then. It'd better be worth the wait.

Hi everyone!

At 7/9/07 07:19 AM, Phantom wrote: Sorry for not being around, my computer is utterly fucked, Hard drive is doomed and must be replaced so I won't be here for a while. I am so angry about this, I had a fucking coniption every 5 seconds after I found out. Fuck.

A broken computer I'd say is a pretty good excuse not to be able to use the internet. I had some computer problems myself about a month ago. Both mine and my wife's laptops crapped out, so we had to go buy a new one. Or at least that's what I told her. I love the new computer it's ridiculously fast.

Sorry for not being around much either, my work has been taking most of my time lately. Just thought I'd check in and let you guys know I'm still around. I still try and keep up with the going ons around here.

In NG news for me I've recently broken into the top 100 b/per's which I think is pretty cool. I've slowed down a lot but still moving along nicely. Also 17,000 saves today! :)

And lastly, congratulations to everyone deserving them.

Oh and welcome back Slash, again. :)

Hey everyone,

Just popping in to say hay, and that I'm back B/Ping after my weekend off duty.
Twas a mad weekend of fun, music and muck. I've got just over 50 B/P points today. So I should make about 65-70 by the day is out.

Hopefully the update will be up soon, and see if it's up to scratch with the last one ;P

*SALUTES*

It was quite a day for this soldier in the portal, got about 55 B/P points.Better than most days for me. Also I had a question:

How often do the rankings(everyone's progress) of the Barracks gets updated?

Barracks roster – July 11, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

Well I’m back doing the update again! First of all I would like to again thank Shanus for doing the previous update; I am still considering sharing the update with him so that every second update he will do it. At the moment it might be a good idea. But I will PM him once I have decided. And sorry again for the update being so late, read up a few posts and you will know why! Life always gets in the way of Newgrounds!

Congratulations to X-Naut for becoming the new #1 Barracks user!

Finally I added a new feature to the update (so it totally owns the one Shanus did). Basically it just shows who has moved up a rank on the list. The top list is the user who passed and the bottom list shows who WAS passed. For example: X-Naut passed Phantom so X-Naut is the top one on the first list and Phantom is the top one on the second list. Sorry for pointed that out so much Phantom!

Top 5 Gainers:

pepeatumi – 1061
Azentiger - 1054
PenguinLink - 1017
Sentio - 953
pwroftheseagoat - 892

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink, Sentio, Azentiger, pepeatumi!
New to the list: NickScott, TheBlueNeck!
Returning to the list: KungFuCow, SilentSoldier!
Top 3 biggest average rises: BlueHippo + 22.1, Casualty + 13.7, Andrea364 + 14.1!
Random word: Puberty!

Rank ups

X-Naut + 1
pwroftheseagoat + 1
Azentiger + 1

Rank downs

Phantom - 1
Hemlok - 1
Cool-Points - 1

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 53624 // 0656 // 46.9 // 00.2+ // X-Naut
02 // 53585 // 0369 // 26.4 // 07.5- // Phantom
03 // 52389 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ADT
04 // 50837 // 0517 // 36.9 // 22.1+ // BlueHippo
05 // 49087 // 1061 // 75.8 // 09.3- // pepeatumi
06 // 46875 // 0513 // 36.6 // 01.7+ // Major-punk
07 // 39399 // 0782 // 55.9 // 17.4- // Seamonky
08 // 36874 // 0953 // 68.1 // 06.3- // Sentio
09 // 32828 // 0006 // 00.4 // 00.3+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 32483 // 0000 // 00.0 // 01.0- // EagleRock
11 // 30680 // 0102 // 07.3 // 02.2+ // ArtDanVal
12 // 30000 // 0000 // 00.0 // 12.4- // life
13 // 29369 // 0892 // 63.7 // 04.7+ // pwroftheseagoat
14 // 29246 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
15 // 27884 // 0438 // 31.3 // 00.1- // MadCow
16 // 27577 // 0547 // 39.1 // 00.5- // Coop83
17 // 26188 // 0047 // 03.4 // 00.2+ // LittleWashu
18 // 24455 // 0139 // 09.9 // 04.3+ // MetalDart
19 // 21496 // 1017 // 72.6 // 15.8- // PenguinLink
20 // 17701 // 0110 // 07.9 // 01.5- // arianna1
21 // 17644 // 0239 // 17.1 // 13.7+ // Casualty
22 // 14999 // 0132 // 09.4 // 15.6- // hongkongexpress
23 // 12652 // 0218 // 15.6 // 17.5- // Sterockicy
24 // 11219 // 0758 // 54.1 // 01.5- // Shanus
25 // 10102 // 0200 // 14.3 // 05.9+ // ever-vigilant
26 // 09719 // 1054 // 75.3 // 12.7+ // Azentiger
27 // 09592 // 0076 // 05.4 // 07.2- // Cool-Points
28 // 08279 // 0026 // 01.9 // 00.6- // Dela
29 // 08199 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.6- // DarkSoldier
30 // 08175 // 0742 // 53.0 // 09.9+ // K-fox
31 // 07132 // 0493 // 35.2 // 01.9- // Odyssic
32 // 06845 // 0224 // 16.0 // 13.6+ // Nerijus
32 // 06845 // NEW // NEW // NEW // KungFuCow
34 // 05381 // 0211 // 15.1 // 03.2+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
35 // 04257 // 0156 // 11.1 // 00.6+ // RSQViper
36 // 03917 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // Snerd
37 // 03864 // 0000 // 00.0 // 22.4- // Solidone
38 // 03570 // 0319 // 22.8 // 15.6- // Akatsuki321
39 // 03236 // 0040 // 02.9 // 03.1- // ElementalSoldier
40 // 02810 // 0081 // 05.8 // 07.5- // I-Love-Caitlyn
41 // 02786 // NEW // NEW // NEW // NickScott
42 // 02530 // NEW // NEW // NEW // SilentSoldier
43 // 02448 // 0034 // 02.4 // 05.7- // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda
44 // 02323 // 0235 // 16.8 // 14.1+ // Andrea364
45 // 02070 // 0087 // 06.2 // 00.1+ // TheThing
46 // 01981 // 0011 // 00.8 // 01.0- // Imacow
47 // 01744 // 0019 // 01.4 // 01.4+ // Ursiruss
48 // 01553 // NEW // NEW // NEW // TheBlueNeck

At 7/11/07 01:24 AM, SilentSoldier wrote:

How often do the rankings(everyone's progress) of the Barracks gets updated?

Nevermind : - )

Damn this new job is killing my stats here, but if only i could b/p alot more when i am actually home which is like early in the morning and late at night. But yeah i have been trying to move up in the ranks but it seems i have only lost some ground because my average dropped pretty much 8 points.

STOLEN ALERT!

fake: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387574

original: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/308827

Sorry to double post, but here's another theft

STOLEN ALERT!!!

fake: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387578

original: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/385929

Flagged them... Also good Job on the Update Sterockicy!

At 7/11/07 02:51 AM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN ALERT!

fake: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387574

original: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/308827

Jesus, triple posting... I HATE THAT NOONE IS ON AT THIS HOUR!!!

Anyway, the above issue. This file made it thru and was then swapped. I have contacted Wade on the issue.

Now, someone for the love of GOD post because it looks like there may be some sort half-assed attempt of a run on the portal with stolen Flash.

At 7/11/07 03:06 AM, RSQViper wrote:

Now, someone for the love of GOD post because it looks like there may be some sort half-assed attempt of a run on the portal with stolen Flash.

Dont worry I'm guarding the portal with you, Im here!!!

At 7/11/07 01:29 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
14 // 29246 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
15 // 27884 // 0438 // 31.3 // 00.1- // MadCow
16 // 27577 // 0547 // 39.1 // 00.5- // Coop83

Well, it's been a decent period for me here - a slight loss in pace, but I'm still catching the Cow. I've just got to pick up the pace this week, as it's been a slow one so far (Not even making 30/day for this week yet :( )

Hemlok is still a distant target, but getting closer every day now :)

At 7/11/07 01:29 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – July 11, 2007

Yay! Finally!

Top 5 Gainers:

pepeatumi – 1061 (What? 8 more points and I would have passed him? Damn!)
Azentiger - 1054 (Still, second, that's not bad. But I'll try better next time.)
PenguinLink - 1017
Sentio - 953
pwroftheseagoat - 892

And also congrats to the others three for making the list!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 53624 // 0656 // 46.9 // 00.2+ // X-Naut

Seems we have a new B/P leader in the EGB. Congrats X-Naut!

05 // 49087 // 1061 // 75.8 // 09.3- // pepeatumi

I'll pass your B/P pace one day...

25 // 10102 // 0200 // 14.3 // 05.9+ // ever-vigilant

Sorry, you're my next victim.

26 // 09719 // 1054 // 75.3 // 12.7+ // Azentiger

Wow, next pace I did these 2 weeks. I think I'll continue to track down stats of the faster pacers. It's kinda motivating.

27 // 09592 // 0076 // 05.4 // 07.2- // Cool-Points

Sorry if I passed you, but it's not my fault. It's the B/Ping.

31 // 07132 // 0493 // 35.2 // 01.9- // Odyssic

Congrats for the Elite Guard Sergeant Major rank, Odyssic. I forgot again...

32 // 06845 // 0224 // 16.0 // 13.6+ // Nerijus
32 // 06845 // NEW // NEW // NEW // KungFuCow

It's kinda confusing right now. Is this the same user who changed username or it's just me?Anyway...

36 // 03917 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // Snerd
37 // 03864 // 0000 // 00.0 // 22.4- // Solidone

Damn. They posted so much in the EGB in the past, and now...

In these 2 weeks, I also got Level 10, for those who didn't see it. It still hurt me for losing something I had for 4 months...

And on this note, I salute members of the EGB. Back to the Portal.

At 7/11/07 06:26 AM, Azentiger wrote:

32 // 06845 // 0224 // 16.0 // 13.6+ // Nerijus
32 // 06845 // NEW // NEW // NEW // KungFuCow

It's kinda confusing right now. Is this the same user who changed username or it's just me?Anyway...

OMG nice find man. I had no idea! Thats crazy, I haven't noticed that and its been like that since the user name lock down. Thanks for finding that Azentiger!

*Salutes*