Yeah well it's about 4 A.M. where i live and i have a big job interview tomorrow so i guess this is the last you will see of me tonight. And now i guess i am off to bed cause i will most likely need my rest so i wont be really exausted when i get there. So good night fellow comrades.

At 6/25/07 10:26 PM, Shanus wrote: 42 // 01983 // 0085 // 06.1 // 00.7+ // TheThing

Yay! I moved up 2 spots! Hopefully I can get my next rank in a day or 2, so I can start worrying on the next rank.

Good job Shanus; I don't see any errors, nor do I see anything wrong.

At 6/25/07 10:26 PM, Shanus wrote: Random word: Heaven!

Ah, Swedish girls and custard... and me standing there with a spoon *drools*

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
13 // 29246 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
15 // 27446 // 0439 // 31.4 // 11.6- // MadCow
16 // 27030 // 0554 // 39.6 // 05.4+ // Coop83
19 // 20479 // 1237 // 88.4 // 16.7+ // PenguinLink

Well, I've started to close a gap, lest I allow the haemorhaging to continue in the battle between me and MadCow. Just over 400 points, which a short bout of inactivity from the Cow would certainly help to deplete.

Will Hemlok come back before I ascend past him (and to EGSC?) Who knows?

Special mention to PenguinLink, as even though it's a long shot that he'll beat me to EGSC, he's really turned his pace up this time.

Thanks for the update agin, Shanus. I almost called you Sterockicy :P

At 6/25/07 10:28 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 6/25/07 10:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm the 118th user to reach 27,000 B/P

Grats on those, fellows.

Thank you *salutes*

At 6/26/07 12:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Now, HOPEFULLY I will never get level 14; hopefully the new layout will come and I'll be level...20-something, I think.

In theory, it should be about double your current level, so 26-27, thus meaning I'll be at 35-36 :D

Thank you for letting me back in again to the Elite Guard Barracks, I will once again try to serve the barracks well. *Salutes*

Stolen!

Hey, congrats on the new level Slash, it looks nice. Speaking of levels, I'll soon be parading around with a boxing glove if I keep depositing. :) See you guys later.

At 6/26/07 02:58 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Good day fellow NG user's, i see i made it to the list you made. I was at the bottom but not surprising since iv only been here for a short while. I plan on ranking up on that list though. Look for me in the middle sometime by the end of this year. Also i found the portal was slow the other day so i barely got any B/P. But today on the other hand I'm off to an excellent start.

I don't care how fast you b/p, you still couldn't pass all of those who are in the middle. You need 1,000 b/p as of the time of the update to get there, and then you have to account for their blams and protects. It's impossible to move a lot, even in 6 months with out killing everyone above you.

And as soon as the update is done there is a new member. Well welcome to you and hope to see you around here alittle more. And i know ya from the NGPD. But anyway welcome to the EGB blueneck.

I would like to be a recruit, SIR!

At 6/26/07 06:32 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Stolen!

Damn. Another whistle point I missed. That makes 5 or 6 in a row, now?

At 6/26/07 09:06 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: Elite Guard Private BlueNeck reporting for duty sir. I Just came from the Newgrounds Police Department and now I am ready to join the Elite Guard.
*salutes*

Finally someone who wants to be a member and who have the necessary B/Ps for that.
I wish you good luck to become a member.

At 6/26/07 09:06 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: Elite Guard Private BlueNeck reporting for duty sir. I Just came from the Newgrounds Police Department and now I am ready to join the Elite Guard.
*salutes*

Hey, I remember you, you were the last NGPD apprentice I saw on the day I stopped going to the NGPD to post. Congratulations on the rank TheBlueNeck! * leads you to the nearest available bunk is * Well, I guess you'll be sleeping on the bunk across from me since I got me a nice hole in the wall here. * you look at the sledge hammer * Well, what are you waiting for?! Unpack your stuff and settle in!

At 6/26/07 10:40 PM, killerfoot wrote: I would like to be a recruit, SIR!

Request refused, you are a civilian, we only accept the Elites, and even then you must meet all the requirements. Move along to the portal and rack up some points! Oh and.. I'm a girl. Sheesh, since when were civilians allowed to be so ignorant, in my day, you'd get your head taken off.

Ah, "the disgusting moldy athlete's foot covered something died in here"smell of the great EGB... or is that just Phantom roasting some poor now unidentifiable little creature over the hearth?... Well, whatever it is roasting, I know I'm getting to it before it's gone! * races to where the sell is coming from * .... .. .... * munch, munch, crunch, chew and swallow * Come 'n' get some, whatever it is it's delicious!

At 6/26/07 09:06 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: Elite Guard Private BlueNeck reporting for duty sir. I Just came from the Newgrounds Police Department and now I am ready to join the Elite Guard.
*salutes*

Nice to see a new face. Welcome and enjoy your stay. =)

Your first assignment, if you choose to accept it.... ;) Is to answer my last (and first) RSQ EGB POLL!

Q: What type of Flash do you enjoy most here at NG? The Games or the Movies? What type?

At 6/26/07 06:32 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Stolen!

BLAST! I missed it!

Just wondering but are their any other requirements besides being an Elite Guard to join the Barracks for new members?

At :6/27/07 12:29 AM RSQViper wrote:

Q: What type of Flash do you enjoy most here at NG? The Games or the Movies? What type?

I'll go ahead and answer too, since I haven't already.

Neither, I do not prefer movies or games, I simply don't care, as long as it's enterraining.

BLAST! I missed it!

That's two you missed then, one stolen and one unsuitable... I think, or did you get that one?

At 6/26/07 11:50 PM Azentiger wrote:
Damn. Another whistle point I missed. That makes 5 or 6 in a row, now?

Actually, since another free point passed you in that same time frame, you missed 7. I'm suprised at you people, letting your guard down like that... j/k I do it all the time due to my sudden distractions and impassible obstacles I occasionally face. Don't worry, this day has been active so far, whistlepoint wise, so I expect a few more chances at points.

* changes subject * Boy, my post count's gonna grow pretty fast at the rate I'm posting, and I'm suprised that all the ones lately are forum worthy considering my troubled past here. You have to admit though I still have a long ways to go and a lot to learn. Nobody's perfect so I pretty much got this in the bag.

Hey, has anybody seen Snerd?

* changes subject again * If you watched the news today, you'd know that Chris Benoit strangled his kid, suffocated his wife, and hung himself. Does anybody have any idea why he did it?

At 6/27/07 12:41 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Just wondering but are their any other requirements besides being an Elite Guard to join the Barracks for new members?

Yeah, there are. You have to have a lot of good posts, and I mean a lot. That means good grammar, spelling, and more than two lines atleast. if you really want to know just about everything, check out the FAQ, which should be in Phantom or EagleRock's sigs.

sorry for the double post.

At 6/27/07 12:52 AM, Andrea364 wrote:

BLAST! I missed it!

That's two you missed then, one stolen and one unsuitable... I think, or did you get that one?

I missed them all pretty much as I was at work and unable to see anything except ng bbs. Sucks...

* changes subject again * If you watched the news today, you'd know that Chris Benoit strangled his kid, suffocated his wife, and hung himself. Does anybody have any idea why he did it?

Still no news as to why. Just lots of speculation to include: Roid rage, killing in Kavorian style to soothe the pain of his son and wife (which is retarded) and murdered with coverup.

The portal seems to be pretty slow right now, which is bad = ( But it's sort of weird that I have noticed that most submissions into the portal these days seem to be pretty good to a certain average, which, in my opinion, just shows that the quality from famous artists and even new artists have shot up tremendously compared to last time before I had to leave NG for a while.

Damn if only the BBS was active day and night. But it starts to decline after a certain hour which sucks. But most have jobs and school so it really cant be helped. So well how is everybody doing b/p and other wise in here tonight?

At 6/27/07 01:33 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Damn if only the BBS was active day and night. But it starts to decline after a certain hour which sucks. But most have jobs and school so it really cant be helped. So well how is everybody doing b/p and other wise in here tonight?

I am sucking b/p-wise, thanks for reminding me... ;D

But, in other news there is no news.

I have also seen a somewhat increase in quality in the portal (I exclude all idiot and SPAM Flash in this statement), but a slower portal overall.

Yeah while the portal has been slow here recently, I have been able to keep my 200 b/p a day pace going strong. But there is also really no big news for me to report on my end other then me wishing the portal would speed up.

At 6/25/07 10:26 PM, Shanus wrote: Barracks roster – June 26, 2007

And you just had to do that right before I made my more recent post in this place. And it makes me look bad. :(

Thanks and such.

Top 5 Gainers:

Grats to these speed demons.

01 // 53216 // 0475 // 33.9 // 04.5+ // Phantom
02 // 52968 // 0654 // 46.7 // 04.9- // X-Naut

Not a nad pace. Getting ever so closer...

At 6/26/07 12:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, who's this swell lad with the baseball bat?

Grats on that. Just don't go crazy with that thing now. Or look at me with that strange smirk on your face, either.

At 6/27/07 03:44 AM, X-Naut wrote: Not a nad pace. Getting ever so closer...

bad*

And it's late night, and apparantly, I'm in no mood to do any spell checking.

At 6/21/07 10:38 PM, RSQViper wrote: RSQ EGB POLL
Q: What type of Flash do you enjoy most here at NG? The Games or the Movies? What type?

You have been polled.

...end transmission ***bleep***

Games. I'm always looking for those defense-type games. Movies are alright, but I really can't find anything good to watch.

Puzzle games are really good too.

At 6/25/07 10:26 PM, Shanus wrote: Barracks roster – June 26, 2007

Thanks.

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 1237
pepeatumi – 1191
Sentio - 1042
Seamonky - 1026
Azentiger - 877

Congrats to you all.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
30 // 07433 // 0603 // 43.1 // 10.0- // K-fox

Huh...A huge drop in gain per day is NOT good. Not good at all. I need to raise it to at least 50 by the next update >_<

At 6/27/07 01:33 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: So well how is everybody doing b/p and other wise in here tonight?

Pretty good. My B/P per day is dropping too fast. I need to stop being so lazy. Then I might be able to do something...!

*Salutes*

At 6/25/07 11:34 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

Is anyone going to comment on my last post ( espescially the I got flashed 7 times by Haley part )?

I felt it best to just let that comment slide :). Too much information springs to mind!

At 6/26/07 12:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, who's this swell lad with the baseball bat?

Ha, congrats on the level up!

Now, HOPEFULLY I will never get level 14; hopefully the new layout will come and I'll be level...20-something, I think.

Maybe 19, I'm not certain though. I have a full chart drawn up in excel which I can just put Pimp's EXP into and come up with the level boundaries. Anyone who wants to know just make a request and I'll tell you, based on current amounts.

If I reach level 14 with this voting system, I will be most cross.

I said that when I got to level 13... :(

At 6/26/07 12:16 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Well hello again to the Barracks, about a couple of months ago I had to resign from the Elite Guard Barracks and Newgrounds all together, due to certain complications, but now I am back and I am posting to see if I can be let back into the Elite Guard Barracks.

Welcome back! There is always room here for former members, so make yourself at home.

At 6/26/07 12:19 AM, RSQViper wrote:

MBUSIGWOPAA is a very distinguished honor I made up out of thin air, but it's rightfully deserved.

I keep trying to pronounce that in my head... I'm not getting very far! (mmmm, bus is woppa!)

At 6/26/07 09:06 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: Elite Guard Private BlueNeck reporting for duty sir. I Just came from the Newgrounds Police Department and now I am ready to join the Elite Guard.
*salutes*

I think a few people beat me to this, but welcome! Check out our FAQ (link in my sig) for details of rules and what goes on here, and also check out the forums (where the FAQ is located)- should you want to be validated send me a PM and I will do that as soon as I can. Other than that pick a bunk and enjoy your stay!

At 6/26/07 10:40 PM, killerfoot wrote: I would like to be a recruit, SIR!

I'm afraid you do not meet our requirements of 1500 B/P points, and therefore can not join the EGB at this time. I see you have no points right now, so if you don't know how to get them check out the Newgrounds FAQ, or the FAQ link in my sig. We also look at posting history and will only accept you if you have a good number of intelligent posts, based upon our judgement. That means few one liners- check out the FAQ in my sig for more details on rules.

Good luck in the portal citizen, and I hope to see you here some day in the future!

At 6/27/07 12:41 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Just wondering but are their any other requirements besides being an Elite Guard to join the Barracks for new members?

Check out the FAQ in my sig, but the only other thing is that you abide by our rules and the rules of NG, and that you try to post intelligently at all times within this club.

At 6/27/07 12:52 AM, Andrea364 wrote:

* changes subject again * If you watched the news today, you'd know that Chris Benoit strangled his kid, suffocated his wife, and hung himself. Does anybody have any idea why he did it?

I've been posting about this in a few places across the forums... I honestly don't know, and I'm not sure anyone does or ever will. I haven't watched wrestling for years, but he was always one of those guys people looked up to, and was apparently a real family man. There's lots of talk about steroids, but I just don't believe that- this wasn't a rage, this was calculated and cold. My guess is severe depression, possibly sparked by his wife wanting to leave or something- he's apparently had some problems for a long time now.

Whatever the reason it is extremely sad though, both that he was hurting so much to do something like this, and that he will never be remembered for the great things that he did to entertain people.

At 6/27/07 01:33 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Damn if only the BBS was active day and night. But it starts to decline after a certain hour which sucks. But most have jobs and school so it really cant be helped. So well how is everybody doing b/p and other wise in here tonight?

Actually I prefer it when it is slow- more time to read posts and reply, and you tend to get the best users on late at night when all the noobs are asleep. Most of my posting is done between 1AM and 2AM NG time, or first thing in the morning (like now).

A few stats achieved for me in the last 24 hours:

1500 posts (the last 500 have gone by really fast!)
36,000 B/P!

And best of all, one of my long term NG goals....

10VP!

I can almost feel the power as flash meets my judgement :D

*salutes*

At 6/25/07 11:34 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Is anyone going to comment on my last post ( espescially the I got flashed 7 times by Haley part )?

I don't want comments, I just want to see pics.

feel better now?

At "whenever", Sentio wrote: 1500 posts (the last 500 have gone by really fast!)
36,000 B/P!

Holy.... shit...

And best of all, one of my long term NG goals....

10VP!

I can almost feel the power as flash meets my judgement :D

Vot FIVE on all my stuff!!!!

It's been a pretty good for me with B/S points, the portal has been somewhat active today. Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

At 6/27/07 05:04 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: It's been a pretty good for me with B/S points, the portal has been somewhat active today. Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

Not so much with me; my modem keeps crapping out, so every time I try to load a movie, I have to restart the computer. But congrats on your silver whistle.

Oh! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Yay!

At 6/27/07 06:22 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 6/27/07 05:04 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: It's been a pretty good for me with B/S points, the portal has been somewhat active today. Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

Not for me, I generally only gain around 37 or so per day :( when I have to use dial up at my mom's house. *sigh* I used to get 200+ a day until I hit police liutennant, then I got soft all over again. Grats on the whistle.

Not so much with me; my modem keeps crapping out, so every time I try to load a movie, I have to restart the computer. But congrats on your silver whistle.

Ooh, sounds bad, hope you can get that fixed. Best of luck to you on that! :)

Oh! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Yay!

Grats on the new rank, you're almost past me now.

I just got the saviour animation for the 400th time, as if I need any more protects, what I need is blams, but I'll settle for it since a point's a point. I have to be more partial to my blam guns ( Yeah, I still got the B.ig M.other O.f B.lams around, but all I ever do is polish her ) I'll be back in a few...

At 6/27/07 07:11 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 6/27/07 06:22 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 6/27/07 05:04 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: It's been a pretty good for me with B/S points, the portal has been somewhat active today. Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

Not for me, I generally only gain around 37 or so per day :( when I have to use dial up at my mom's house. *sigh* I used to get 200+ a day until I hit police liutennant, then I got soft all over again. Grats on the whistle.

Some one has no life. The most I ever get in a day is around 20, and that's rare for me. You need to go outside more.

Not so much with me; my modem keeps crapping out, so every time I try to load a movie, I have to restart the computer. But congrats on your silver whistle.

Ooh, sounds bad, hope you can get that fixed. Best of luck to you on that! :)

I meant my router. It's a shitty router my dad bought because we're cheap like that. It can't really be fixed; it's always done that, ever since the first day I got it.

Oh! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Yay!

Grats on the new rank, you're almost past me now.

Thanks, but you got over a hundred more than me. I'm not going to catch up.

I just got the saviour animation for the 400th time, as if I need any more protects, what I need is blams, but I'll settle for it since a point's a point. I have to be more partial to my blam guns ( Yeah, I still got the B.ig M.other O.f B.lams around, but all I ever do is polish her ) I'll be back in a few...

I know, it seems like there's more and more passing flash in the portal. I finally got my Saves over my Blams, which had been on top since I signed up and knew how to B/P. But I don't really care; as long as I get the points, I'm fine.

The last month I've averaged 55 B/P points/day. I'm on course for that on the next update, so I think it's time to turn it up a notch. Maybe even aim for the top gainers :D

then i remind myself i'm away for 4 days, so I'm all talk yet again

But for today I'll be settling for 80-90 points, not too shabby at all

At 6/26/07 12:16 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: Well hello again to the Barracks, about a couple of months ago I had to resign from the Elite Guard Barracks and Newgrounds all together, due to certain complications, but now I am back and I am posting to see if I can be let back into the Elite Guard Barracks.

Welcome back, I'll remind Stero to put you back on the roster when he comes back, as he didn't trust me with that knowledge :D

At 6/26/07 12:19 AM, RSQViper wrote: Well, it's great that someone steps up and does it that has time or finds the time.

I didn't really have the time,but nobody else would do it. And Stero's a friend so it was the right thing to do.

MBUSIGWOPAA is a very distinguished honor I made up out of thin air, but it's rightfully deserved.

Thank you, I'll wear it with pride. :P

It's kind of almost as important as the person who sits in a Hollywood Star's seat at the Oscars when they have to take a leak so their seat isn't empty when the camera is on the crowd.

Paid to sit down, my dream job really

Almost.

Damn, I'm proud of you.

Thank you

;-D

;P

At 6/26/07 08:57 AM,Coop83 wrote:

Ah, Swedish girls and custard... and me standing there with a spoon *drools*

Inspiration for the word: the Stairway to Heaven poster just above my laptop at the time.
And that sounds like a heaven I'd like to be in :D

Thanks for the update agin, Shanus. I almost called you Sterockicy :P

Thanks..... Coop69 or whatever :P

At 6/26/07 09:06 PM, TheBlueNeck wrote: Elite Guard Private BlueNeck reporting for duty sir. I Just came from the Newgrounds Police Department and now I am ready to join the Elite Guard.

Welcome, and you'll appear on the new roster when Stero comes back :D
*salutes*

At 6/27/07 01:22 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: The portal seems to be pretty slow right now, which is bad = ( But it's sort of weird that I have noticed that most submissions into the portal these days seem to be pretty good to a certain average, which, in my opinion, just shows that the quality from famous artists and even new artists have shot up tremendously compared to last time before I had to leave NG for a while.

Yeah I've noticed that too, alot less spam, and even the "Spam" crews are releasing some quality and/or entertaining movies. It's pretty good, today I've seen around 10 new flash artists with some excellent work, that will probably be looked over. But that's one of the advantages of B/Ping.

At 6/27/07 03:44 AM, X-Naut wrote: And you just had to do that right before I made my more recent post in this place. And it makes me look bad. :(

That'll teach you to refresh before you post, a motto I always follow :P

Thanks and such.

Your welcome, looks like you'll be No.1 in a month or so too.

At 6/27/07 12:04 PM, Sentio wrote: A few stats achieved for me in the last 24 hours:
1500 posts (the last 500 have gone by really fast!)
36,000 B/P!
And best of all, one of my long term NG goals....
10VP!

Congrats, nice day for ya :D

I can almost feel the power as flash meets my judgement :D

That's my major goal on NG, EGSC will probably be required to get it so I'll be B/Ping till then.

At 6/27/07 05:04 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: It's been a pretty good for me with B/S points, the portal has been somewhat active today. Also I just managed to get a Silver Whistle so yay : )

Congrats on the new whistle level, keep flagging till you get Deity, it's well worth it

At 6/27/07 06:22 PM, TheThing wrote: Not so much with me; my modem keeps crapping out, so every time I try to load a movie, I have to restart the computer. But congrats on your silver whistle.

Sounds like you've got some memory issues, maybe a virus messing with your system. You gotta get it checked out

Oh! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Yay!

Congrats :D

*SALUTES*

At 6/27/07 08:24 PM, TheThing wrote: Some one has no life. The most I ever get in a day is around 20, and that's rare for me. You need to go outside more.

Actually, I've been going outside for 2 solid hours or more every day, twice or more per day, for the past 11 years, so I do my fair share of going outside. What do you want me to do, run through every detail of what I do daily? I play with my nextdoor nieghbor cousins, run 3 miles, catch bugs, act like an idiot, jump on the trampoline with whoever's around, and lastly sit down at my computer and go to NG to further enjoy my day. Oh and did I mention school band practice ( I play baritone, look it up... soon to be marching baritone ) and punk band practice?

still think I don't have a life?... Didn't think so.

I meant my router. It's a shitty router my dad bought because we're cheap like that. It can't really be fixed; it's always done that, ever since the first day I got it.

Well, tell him and try to goad him into getting a better one.

Thanks, but you got over a hundred more than me. I'm not going to catch up.

I just noticed that, but the way I slack off for large time periods you just may pass me. I'm only ranked 2074 out of 1,195,234, almost in the top 2000's.

I know, it seems like there's more and more passing flash in the portal. I finally got my Saves over my Blams, which had been on top since I signed up and knew how to B/P. But I don't really care; as long as I get the points, I'm fine.

99 out of 137 were blammed yesterday I think, it's hard to believe that all those got blammed, since the system changed it's a lot harder to get blams from what I hear. I'm trying to get my blams and saves somewhere in the equal range, I'm to soft on movies now.

So anyone else want to bash my rep?... Didn't think so either... I'm not pissed, k?