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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 21:33:04


At 1/16/06 07:11 PM, EagleRock wrote: Do I have a consensus from the members on this SFC SlashFirestorm? Should he be appointed?

I agree. He would be a good choice for the job.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 21:34:28


Ok first let me fix up some typos on my last post.

... But theres members ...

But theres *less* members...

I think thats it..

I thought there were more : /
At 1/16/06 05:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Trust me, there was no way in hell that the Star members will blam "little foot" to death even when it on still under judgement.

Ya thats for sure, X-Naut was vague though on how many of the SS members tried to harm his flash's scores but especially when a flash is under-judgement it is very vulnerable. But usually the SS are low level users and cant make a significant difference.

But he sad thing is, is that for submissions that falls between the 2.00-3.00 score the only time they get alot of views is when its under-judgement so for mass voting the submission never really has a chance to rebound.

Im criss-crossing on my thoughts arnt I?

At 1/16/06 05:52 PM, RedGlare wrote: Greetings i have acheived a rank of private and after talking with phantom i wish to join you. I've been dismayed with the amount of crap on the portal for sometime and wish to help in anyway i can.

Welcome to the Barracks private! = )

Dismayed? * checks dictionary*

implies that one is disconcerted and at a loss as to how to deal with something <dismayed at the size of the job>.

At 1/16/06 06:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote: Hello, members of the elite guard barracks,
Just warning you in advanced, so pay extra attention on the flash portal.
"angry penors".

Thanks for the tip Speedy, but if you have a link can you post it please?
Personally I have never heard of this group until now so well just have to see what there like.

At 1/16/06 06:35 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 1/16/06 06:18 PM, pyrochickendj wrote: pyrochicken all the way woooooo
Your ass will be grilled chicken by the mods if you spam clubs... Chicken ass...

XD chicken ass?

hehehe
At 1/16/06 07:11 PM, EagleRock wrote: At 1/16/06 05:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Welcome to the Barracks, Private...where you can be sure everyone is of a higher rank than you! ^_^ First thing, I advise you to go to the Elite Guard Barracks Forums so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered!
May you have good hunting in your efforts! :salute: Welcome aboard.
Jeez...you're a regular welcome wagon, aren't you? You always seem to get these people before me. Almost like you're a natural at this... (hmm...idea...)

No kidding hes getting everyone.
Ive considered having a pre-made message that would link to our forums and have the EGB slogan and all that fancy stuff... but thats just cheating. :P

At 1/16/06 06:18 PM, pyrochickendj wrote: pyrochicken all the way woooooo
*gives pyrochicken a cookie*

Why give him a cookie?

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ATTENTION BARRACKS SOLDIERS!

And YES, that means YOU.

WHO ME?

...

I petition Sergeant First Class SlashFirestorm for the position of Barracks Recruitment Officer.

Not surprised

since you gave a pretty obvious hint. :P
I believe that he is good for the position for many reasons. He has been a very active member since he came here, which means we can depend on him.

Thats true I dont think hes missed a post in the entire topic, quite up to date.

For this, I believe he is perfect for the position.

Alright you got my vote.

34 minutes later...

At 1/16/06 07:45 PM, EagleRock wrote:
You seem to have the support of the Barracks members, Sergeant First Class...

Your duties would be simple. You greet new members to the Barracks and alert them to our Forums, as well as the procedure of me giving them clearance to all our areas.

So is it official already? That was quick... anyway congrats SlashFirestorm!

At 1/16/06 07:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
That sounds easy enough! ... I'd be happy to take up the position, sir! :salute:

There we go, now its official. Welcome to the officer ranks! = )

At 1/16/06 08:05 PM, ---Master_of_Puppets wrote:
i have just been promoted to first class private!

Congrats on 2,000 PFC.

*salutes*

At 1/16/06 08:32 PM, harryjarry wrote:
i have just been promoted to first class private!
Congrats there O=).

You didnt forget the afro that time, but you did earlier. : (

nobody understands what im talking about...

Anyway Police Captain K-Pingu is now less than 150 b/p away from becoming an Elite Guard and ill assume he will join us.
Just thought I would say that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 22:01:27


At 1/16/06 09:34 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway Police Captain K-Pingu is now less than 150 b/p away from becoming an Elite Guard and ill assume he will join us.
Just thought I would say that.

142 to be specific...And of course I'll be joining up. It would be silly if I called it quits after taking charge of the NGPD and such....plus, DarthMalentus might stick with them. He wants to get EG private, but he said once hed be happy with that.

And congrats SlashFirestorm on your new officer position!

K-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 22:27:27


At 1/16/06 10:01 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/16/06 09:34 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway Police Captain K-Pingu is now less than 150 b/p away from becoming an Elite Guard and ill assume he will join us.
Just thought I would say that.
142 to be specific...And of course I'll be joining up. It would be silly if I called it quits after taking charge of the NGPD and such....plus, DarthMalentus might stick with them. He wants to get EG private, but he said once hed be happy with that.

And congrats SlashFirestorm on your new officer position!

K-P

Thank you, Police Captain! I hope to be the first to welcome you into the Barracks when you become EGP! ^_^ Thanks also to everyone who gave me a favorable rating, lol. Much appreciated! :salute:
I've stuck links to the NGPD and the Barracks Forums into my signature, so they'll be closer at hand for my job, lol.
Back to the portal (and watching wrestling)! I already have over 100 points and there's still an hour and a half in the NG day! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 22:32:59


At 1/16/06 10:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Thank you, Police Captain! I hope to be the first to welcome you into the Barracks when you become EGP!

Maybe I'll time my arrival for when I know your on. I plan for late Wednesday/Early Thursday at my current pace (slow).

I've stuck links to the NGPD and the Barracks Forums into my signature, so they'll be closer at hand for my job, lol.

Yeah, I use Praporschik EagleRocks sig to link me here...

Back to the portal (and watching wrestling)! I already have over 100 points and there's still an hour and a half in the NG day!

Damn you...I only got maybe 50 today...good job tho!

Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

And to you!
*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 23:18:55


Well, soldiers, since everyone seems happy to have SFC SlashFirestorm as our Barracks Recruitment Officer, so it is now official! Congratulations to SFC SlashFirestorm!

Any more petitions?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 23:51:39


At 1/16/06 06:17 PM, Speedy1234 wrote: Hello, members of the elite guard barracks, im just here to tell you that their is rumors going around about a clan worse the the barney bunch....They call themselfs the "angry penors".
Just warning you in advanced, so pay extra attention on the flash portal.

Because i dont want to be voting on some crappy shit in the forum
Thank you for your time

Thanks, speedy. I guess that you can be our spy. lol! :) Back to the topic, I don't care what crew they belong to, as long as they dare to submit craps, I am going to make sure that their entries will be lying on the graveyard. >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:01:03


I apologize to bring the old topic back. But Eagle said that I could be an excellent Conduct officer a few days ago. With the recent posting experience and all the stuffs that I have leant, I believe that I am ready for the challenge now. Please take a serious consideration on me for that position. In addition, I am also quite interested in reporting fileswaps and malicious entries. I will be more than happy if I can get a position for that. In the end, I want to congratulate SlashFireStorm to be appointed. I am sure that he will do a great job.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:07:40


well i was hoping to get my promotion by the end of wednesday. but seeing how things are going, i doubt that will be happening. so my promotion might have to wait until late thursday. i'm mad at that. but what are you going to do? and another congradulations to SlashFirestorm on his new position. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:11:02


Thank you, Captain, and thanks again everyone, now that it's official ^_^

Day's end report:
130 points. Three days in a row with over 125 b/p's. Awesome. Only 133 away from Master Sergeant! :yay: I'll be away for a few hours on Wednesday...but I should get the promotion sometime that day. I'll be hanging out...WITH A GIRL! XD

it's so awesome having females for friends...

There's still a decently-sized UJ list, so I'll be hanging around a few more hours in case there's a late-night burst. Good hunting everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:26:05


At 1/17/06 12:01 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I apologize to bring the old topic back. But Eagle said that I could be an excellent Conduct officer a few days ago. With the recent posting experience and all the stuffs that I have leant, I believe that I am ready for the challenge now. Please take a serious consideration on me for that position. In addition, I am also quite interested in reporting fileswaps and malicious entries. I will be more than happy if I can get a position for that. In the end, I want to congratulate SlashFireStorm to be appointed. I am sure that he will do a great job.

That would be fine, but I specifically said this:

At 1/16/06 07:11 PM, EagleRock wrote: And please, no self-petitioning! If you self-petition, you definately will NOT get the position!
At 1/17/06 12:11 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Thank you, Captain, and thanks again everyone, now that it's official ^_^

Well, you deserved it, so congrats!

Day's end report:
130 points. Three days in a row with over 125 b/p's. Awesome. Only 133 away from Master Sergeant! :yay: I'll be away for a few hours on Wednesday...but I should get the promotion sometime that day. I'll be hanging out...WITH A GIRL! XD

128 points so far here...

it's so awesome having females for friends...

I remember the days when I wasn't engaged...man, I remember when I didn't have a girlfriend. Those days sucked.

There's still a decently-sized UJ list, so I'll be hanging around a few more hours in case there's a late-night burst. Good hunting everyone! :salute:

You'll note I never dropped the DEFCON yet, so I believe it'll hold strong until around 0100-0200 hours.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:44:57


Anyone thinks that I can do a great job as a Conduct Officer? I believe that I have showed enough to prove that I am more than capable to take the position. What do you guys think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:52:29


sorry for not reporting in sooner Eagle rock sir but I have been so busy flagging I didn't have the time sir. the abusive reviews are getting worse sir. Also do to factors beyond my control I will have to slow down on the B/P for a while sir! so here is my end report for the day ssir

40 B/P points
800 reviews flagged my my count
Need 1246 for my next rank up as far as I can see

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:54:33


I am real sorry i didn't give my daily report last night (got real drunk) but i got 134 b/ps.

As of today i got a miserable 69 b/ps (damn weekdays).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 00:55:05


Day's end report:
121 points today. Pretty solid for today. I would have expected more for it being a holiday but oh well. Tomorrow i'm back to school so the points are going drop fast. It can't be helped though. Congrats to SlashFirestorm again on the new position. Now it's time to retire to the barracks. Happy hunting to the rest of you out there. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 01:32:38


I got about 143 points yesterday... I was hard at work into the night to make up for lost time... until I started voting with my eyes closed didn't stop, when my eyes shut down so did I...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 01:38:48


Something more about appointing Officers, sir! Eagle, what I suggest is to have a poll for the all the candidates for each potential position. If a candidate gets over half of the votes in a period of time, then he gets appointed. Isn't it a good idea?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 01:44:49


Not sure if ne one knows this but ok i have a voting power o 6.8 and so what does that mean like if i vote on a flash does my vote counts as 6.8 votes or what ???

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 01:52:39


At 1/17/06 01:44 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Not sure if ne one knows this but ok i have a voting power o 6.8 and so what does that mean like if i vote on a flash does my vote counts as 6.8 votes or what ???

You are right, sir. It means that your vote is worthy a total of 6.8 votes right now. The more exp and the higher b/p rank you have, the more vp you will get. I hope that my explanation helps you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 02:30:00


At 1/17/06 01:38 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Something more about appointing Officers, sir! Eagle, what I suggest is to have a poll for the all the candidates for each potential position. If a candidate gets over half of the votes in a period of time, then he gets appointed. Isn't it a good idea?

I don't think it's really that necessary, sir. Really, appointing people is my decision, but I like to go with how the Barracks members feel. I can usually get a good gauge either way simply by discussions here. I did have it in mind, however, if the Barracks was spilit about a decision, that I would use the forums for a vote. However, I haven't seen anything yet that warrants the voting procedure. I would also prefer not to use a vote, as it really slows down the process.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 02:50:37


At 1/17/06 12:52 AM, LittleWashu wrote: sorry for not reporting in sooner Eagle rock sir but I have been so busy flagging I didn't have the time sir. the abusive reviews are getting worse sir. Also do to factors beyond my control I will have to slow down on the B/P for a while sir! so here is my end report for the day ssir

40 B/P points
800 reviews flagged my my count
Need 1246 for my next rank up as far as I can see

Do you mean you flagged 800 TODAY?! I knew you were nuts with marking those, but damn! That is impressive! :salute:

i don't know if i've marked 800 reviews in the 2+ years I've been here...

Well, I'm hitting the bunks so I can get up a bit earlier tomorrow, to get as many points as I can (tomorrow will probably be slow again, sigh), and to try and be on if someone asks to join the Barracks, lol. Good night, and good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 03:03:45


At 1/17/06 02:30 AM, EagleRock wrote: I don't think it's really that necessary, sir. Really, appointing people is my decision, but I like to go with how the Barracks members feel. I can usually get a good gauge either way simply by discussions here. I did have it in mind, however, if the Barracks was spilit about a decision, that I would use the forums for a vote. However, I haven't seen anything yet that warrants the voting procedure. I would also prefer not to use a vote, as it really slows down the process.

Thanks for your reply, sir! It is great to see that you care so much about how others feel, SALUTE! :D I am not bargaining, but I really hope that I can become an excellent Conduct Officer and a Malicious Reporter for the Barracks as I would like to contribute to the Barracks as much as I can. Sir, I will be appreciated if you can tell me where and how I can improve if I want to be an excellent officer like many of our members, Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 04:22:54


Hello soilders. I have returned from my 2 days of leave to find that my promotion to Praporshchik is now imminent. I'm looking forward to a day of achievements.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 06:37:29


At 1/17/06 04:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hello soilders. I have returned from my 2 days of leave to find that my promotion to Praporshchik is now imminent. I'm looking forward to a day of achievements.

Good to have you back, Sergeant Major! Good luck with attaining Praporschik!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 07:03:33


At 1/17/06 04:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hello soilders. I have returned from my 2 days of leave to find that my promotion to Praporshchik is now imminent. I'm looking forward to a day of achievements.

*salutes*

Just a couple more... Just a few more and you are there at last... Too bad you left because we used to both have Sergeant Major rank...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 08:21:28


At 1/17/06 07:03 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Just a couple more... Just a few more and you are there at last... Too bad you left because we used to both have Sergeant Major rank...

I only left for 2 days, because I was unable to get at the computer properly on Sunday (limited time due to sports) and Monday (I was in Wales all day). I am back now, so should have no problem in attaining my rank now.

I've achieved 5,000 posts now, so that leaves 8ppd and Praporshchik to go :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 08:44:05


At 1/17/06 08:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: I only left for 2 days, because I was unable to get at the computer properly on Sunday (limited time due to sports) and Monday (I was in Wales all day). I am back now, so should have no problem in attaining my rank now.

But you left for a longer period of time before that... Oh well... You are very close now... Remember to screen shot it, go to level up lounge and our promotion thread on the Elite Guard Barracks forums because I noticed you didn't join.... This is the promotion thread... Read all the rules before of course... And Eagle Rock will give you access to classified Intel.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 08:46:39


At 1/17/06 08:44 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: But you left for a longer period of time before that...

I just stopped posting over Xmas. I was still about, guarding the portal.

Oh well... You are very close now... Remember to screen shot it, go to level up lounge and our promotion thread on the Elite Guard Barracks forums because I noticed you didn't join.... This is the promotion thread... Read all the rules before of course... And Eagle Rock will give you access to classified Intel.

Ok, that will give me another method of klilling off the lunch hour. Only another 10 points to go :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 09:03:49


At 1/17/06 01:52 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 1/17/06 01:44 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Not sure if ne one knows this but ok i have a voting power o 6.8 and so what does that mean like if i vote on a flash does my vote counts as 6.8 votes or what ???
You are right, sir. It means that your vote is worthy a total of 6.8 votes right now. The more exp and the higher b/p rank you have, the more vp you will get. I hope that my explanation helps you.

this is only half true.
Yes your voting power counts for 6.8 votes of people who didn't log in (vp 1).
BUT
your vote still counts only as one vote (1) on the 200 a movie needs to get in the portal.
so you have 1 vote with a weight of 6.8

At 1/17/06 12:44 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Anyone thinks that I can do a great job as a Conduct Officer? I believe that I have showed enough to prove that I am more than capable to take the position. What do you guys think?

a conduct officer never. maybe in the future you can become an officer but i don't think you're cut out of the right material to become a CONDUCT officer. for conduct officer should have a stainless reputation in their behaviour and that description doesn't really fit you.

At 1/17/06 01:38 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Something more about appointing Officers, sir! Eagle, what I suggest is to have a poll for the all the candidates for each potential position. If a candidate gets over half of the votes in a period of time, then he gets appointed. Isn't it a good idea?

BAD idea. for we have no way to controle the applicant's identity. there are people enough with a lot of alt accounts. so anyone could get into the staff providing he/she has enough aliases. this is not a popularity contest for as you can see in the portal anyone with enough friends (e.g. star syndicate) can make it into the portal. and it's not because you're popular that you're fit for the job. look at bush.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-17 09:05:24


At 1/17/06 08:46 AM, Coop83 wrote: I just stopped posting over Xmas. I was still about, guarding the portal.

Cool... At least you are still in the top 300...

Ok, that will give me another method of klilling off the lunch hour. Only another 10 points to go :)

Here's to our really soon to be Praporshchik. Enjoy remembering how to spell it...


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