Well that's a little fucked. If that happens, I'll see if I can appeal it to Wade. It probably won't do any good, but I had that shit dead to rights. It was stolen. Still nice to get the b/p points, though. I don't have to get the whistle points; I just don't want to lose any over that shit.

Sorry for the double post, but it looks like they're trying to do it again. I just caught one of the bonusstage things in the portal.

At 5/14/07 02:15 PM, Snerd wrote: Sorry for the double post, but it looks like they're trying to do it again. I just caught one of the bonusstage things in the portal.

i don't think its a repeat, i think its just one person submitting his late as there are only two new bonusstage entries and they are both by the same person.

There are now 4. I think you can only submit 2 entries a day. This is obviously a second wave. It doesn't appear to be as bad as last time, and I don't think it will be. The folks up top are gonna have a bunch of accounts to get rid of soon.

At 5/14/07 02:22 PM, Snerd wrote: There are now 4. I think you can only submit 2 entries a day. This is obviously a second wave. It doesn't appear to be as bad as last time, and I don't think it will be. The folks up top are gonna have a bunch of accounts to get rid of soon.

I retract my previous statement. At least im getting points, except on one where i was in a rush and clicked 2 instead of one.

I also retract my statement about the portal spam. It will rival the last time. Sorry. At least we're getting points from this shit.

At 5/14/07 02:36 PM, Snerd wrote: I also retract my statement about the portal spam. It will rival the last time. Sorry. At least we're getting points from this shit.

My Blam Points are sky rocketing right now. It's basically like the opposite of Clock Day, but way shorter. It's my duty to get rid of this shit. :)

I've made a lot of points today. I've passed my usual quota of 40. I've almost doubled it. And according to this guy, he's out of alt accounts. He says he won't post anymore today. Hopefully, that's the truth. I've got to go to a class and I don't have time for this. I'm just glad I made all my points for today. I can kinda take it easy tonight.

hmm - may not be one of the EG, but got about my first 10 blam points.. first time ive learned to how to get them (grimaces), and this is in over 2 years....

aheh...

At 5/14/07 02:59 PM, Squigley wrote: hmm - may not be one of the EG, but got about my first 10 blam points.. first time ive learned to how to get them (grimaces), and this is in over 2 years....

aheh...

Join here. Its the Ng police department. Its for people who are not one of the EG yet.

At 5/14/07 03:06 PM, Solidone wrote:

At 5/14/07 02:59 PM, Squigley wrote: hmm - may not be one of the EG, but got about my first 10 blam points.. first time ive learned to how to get them (grimaces), and this is in over 2 years....

aheh...

Join here. Its the Ng police department. Its for people who are not one of the EG yet.

Firstly, watch the one line posting!!! There have been a lot of very short posts in a row here, and it is beginning to become spammy.

Second, he can't join the NGPD yet as he doesn't have the required rank of security guard. Keep B/Ping in the portal Squigley and we'll see you here one day when you get to the Elite Guard ranks (assuming your posting habits are good enough...)

Third- I missed that second rush of spam submissions as I went on my lunch break >:(. I though they had all dried up!

Yah, look in the Obituries - its an alt account we beleive.

At 5/14/07 12:43 PM, Snerd wrote: Some weird shit is going onto the portal. Something about bonusstage or something... Anyway, it's pics with loud-ass noises. Not to influence your vote, but I've been voting 0 and there isn't a redeeming quality about them. Get your points.

Yeah, it's 100k of Screamer flash. I'm like a kid in a candy store with them - might just push me closer to the 15k 15k that I'm striving for

At 5/14/07 01:30 PM, Sentio wrote: Yeah, about that- if the submissions you flagged were never removed for admin review (which in this case is all of them) then you don't get any whistle points. In fact I think I remember seeing Wade say that you lose points for whistled submissions that get blammed instead, though I'm not sure on that- that is something they are going to change if it is the case.

Correct, it counts as an incorrect whistling if it gets blammed while you're trying to mark it for administrative review.

In the case of blatant spam submissions like those it is always better to just blam them rather than whistling, as they are certain to get blammed anyway. Most of those lasted less than a couple of minutes on the portal.

Yeah, you're much better off just blamming them, since resubmissions don't count as stolen when they are a carbon copy of something that should have been blammed.

At 5/14/07 03:15 PM, Sentio wrote: Third- I missed that second rush of spam submissions as I went on my lunch break >:(. I though they had all dried up!

Potentially, I'm on course for a day where I get more blams than saves. This hasn't happened for almost a whole year now - wierd

At 5/14/07 02:59 PM, Odyssic wrote: Hello everyone, it been a long 15 days but I got Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (5,000 B/P) Today is also good, this kid was spamming the portal.

Blam Point

Man, I always come late to those spam attacks. This time, it was only by about an hour. God damn, do I want some b/p points. I'm really tired right now for some reason, so I don't really feel like quoting others to make this post seem really long

I've made about 90 points already. I think I'll make sergeant by tonight. If the portal remains at it's constant pace, I'll make it around 11. If not, I'll be close enough to make it by early tomorrow morning.

At 5/13/07 03:14 PM, Snerd wrote: Stolen. The balls on this guy, man...

I don't see why they keep trying.

At 5/13/07 11:54 PM, MadCow wrote: And oh yeah... did I tell you guys I got to Elite Guard General?

Good luck on your journey on acquiring your fifth star.

At 5/14/07 04:08 PM, Coop83 wrote: Correct, it counts as an incorrect whistling if it gets blammed while you're trying to mark it for administrative review.

It does? That's not cool.

Well, that kind of thing hasn't really happened to me too often, so I'm not worried. Besides, I can make up those points by whistling reviews. So no skin off my nose.

At 5/14/07 07:21 PM, X-Naut wrote: Well, that kind of thing hasn't really happened to me too often, so I'm not worried. Besides, I can make up those points by whistling reviews. So no skin off my nose.

Well, I could, too, it's just that I don't want to have to go down that road if I don't have to. I'd rather use my points to get a gold whistle rather than getting back a silver one.

And in relationship news, I think Amanda is going to break things off with me soon. Lately, it's been as if she's been trying to avoid me. I'm a rather smart guy, I know what that means. I knew the relationship wouldn't exactly last too long because she isn't really attracted to men. I'd much rather her be herself and be happy than to put up some sort of front for me and be miserable. I'm not some sort of fool that thinks "it's a choice" or that "I can change her." It hurts. I'll be honest. However, I knew all of this from the start, so the impact isn't quite so great. It's like I've been wearing emotional kevlar or something. I'm still crazy about the girl. We have so much in common. We're both intelligent (even though I'd wager she's smarter than I am), we're both funny, and we both like vaginas. I'm only saying jokes because I don't want you to get the impression I'm going emo on you or anything. Fuck no. I'm going to listen to some sad songs and watch some funny movies. That'll help me to get control of myself and I'll try again.

Snerd will return in...
The Living Daylights

Good, ol' A-Ha...

"You tellin' me a black man can't like A-Ha?" Guess what that's from and you're automattically my new best friend... even if it's you, TheThing.

At 5/13/07 02:02 AM, Sentio wrote:

It's a 24 pack or nothing!

Sorry, I guess I read the label of the package incorrectly. But damn, did you have to drink them all yourself? I checked today and there weren't any left! >:(

At 5/13/07 03:14 AM, X-Naut wrote:

I don't know, that stuff can mess with your mind. Besides, one minute, I could be enjoying a nice, friendly chat with someone you know. Then the next, you freak out when you see pink elephants dancing around you.

You mean those pink elephants that dance with fruit basins on their heads and wear a green skirt? I think I've seen those someplace. 0_0

Yep. Because my dad is cool like that.

I reckon he is. :)

At 5/13/07 11:54 PM, MadCow wrote:

And oh yeah... did I tell you guys I got to Elite Guard General?

Congratulations. You're very close on becoming an Elite Guard Supreme Commander now. Keep up the good work. :)

At 5/14/07 01:04 PM, Sentio wrote:

They all got blammed anyway, so a nice big points boost for anyone lucky enough to catch them :D

If you excuse me, I'm going to go bang my head against a wall now. If you see any blood smeared, don't worry about it. I'll be fine. Seriously, though, I hate it when I miss these spam attacks. :'(

At 5/14/07 02:38 PM, Seamonky wrote:

My Blam Points are sky rocketing right now. It's basically like the opposite of Clock Day, but way shorter. It's my duty to get rid of this shit. :)

*PenguinLink keeps banging his head, making a crack in the wall.*

At 5/14/07 02:59 PM, Odyssic wrote:

Hello everyone, it been a long 15 days but I got Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (5,000 B/P)

Congratulations, soldier. Keep up the good work.

At 5/14/07 03:15 PM, Sentio wrote:

Third- I missed that second rush of spam submissions as I went on my lunch break >:(. I though they had all dried up!

*Stops banging his head for a few moments.* Oh, that's nothing. I missed the whole spam attack! >:( *Continues banging his head.*

Speaking of which, there hasn't been a Salute in a while now. :(

*Salutes*

At 5/14/07 08:29 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Just reporting in for the day, got all the points I could and did fairly decent. I would like to be the first to formally congrat Snerd on his rank up as well!

Speaking of which, there hasn't been a Salute in a while now. :(
*Salutes*

*Salutes*

The Truth About Whistles

So I just made it to EG Sergeant. My first act as Sarge is to say "Fuck you. I order you to suck my dick," to everyone ranked below me. Nothing personal, just a direct order. HIT THE DIRT, GRUNTS! Yer gonna learn the meanin' of "spit shine."

At 5/14/07 10:33 PM, Snerd wrote: So I just made it to EG Sergeant. My first act as Sarge is to say "Fuck you. I order you to suck my dick," to everyone ranked below me. Nothing personal, just a direct order. HIT THE DIRT, GRUNTS! Yer gonna learn the meanin' of "spit shine."

If thats the case then I am higher than in you terms of points. So, hit the deck and show the rest how its done!

Not really, just showing you how it would feel to be put in that situation.

Barracks roster – May 15, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

The EGB has gone a little quite so its quite convienient that its, UPDATE TIME!

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 1271
pepeatumi - 1167
Pwroftheseagoat - 1152
PenguinLink - 1101
Seamonky - 0941

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink, Sentio!
New to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: pepeatumi + 26.3, Dela + 25.9, pwroftheseagoat + 23.7!
Random word: Cookies!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 52373 // 0020 // 01.4 // 02.0- // ADT
02 // 51914 // 0534 // 38.1 // 00.2- // Phantom
03 // 50800 // 0630 // 45.0 // 08.1- // X-Naut
04 // 49185 // 0622 // 44.4 // 15.2- // BlueHippo
05 // 44661 // 0643 // 45.9 // 06.7+ // Major-punk
06 // 44336 // 1167 // 83.4 // 26.3+ // pepeatumi
07 // 35704 // 0941 // 67.2 // 17.2+ // Seamonky
08 // 32814 // 0632 // 45.1 // 51.6- // SlashFirestorm
09 // 32786 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0- // EagleRock
10 // 32461 // 1271 // 90.8 // 03.3+ // Sentio
11 // 29885 // 0719 // 51.4 // 03.0+ // ArtDanVal
12 // 29234 // 0796 // 56.9 // 56.5+ // Hemlok
13 // 29048 // 0465 // 33.2 // 01.6- // life
14 // 26021 // 0041 // 02.9 // 02.7- // LittleWashu
15 // 25697 // 0668 // 47.7 // 05.2+ // MadCow
16 // 25438 // 0637 // 45.5 // 08.6+ // Coop83
17 // 25260 // 1152 // 82.3 // 23.7+ // pwroftheseagoat
18 // 23920 // 0265 // 18.9 // 17.6- // MetalDart
19 // 17146 // 0113 // 08.1 // 02.2- // arianna1
20 // 17001 // 1101 // 78.6 // 02.9- // PenguinLink
21 // 16871 // 0132 // 09.4 // 06.0- // Casualty
22 // 13180 // 0561 // 40.1 // 15.6+ // hongkongexpress
23 // 12514 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EIMaster
24 // 10782 // 0632 // 45.1 // 07.9+ // Sterockicy
25 // 09630 // 0088 // 06.3 // 04.5- // ever-vigilant
26 // 08894 // 0275 // 19.6 // 07.0+ // Cool-Points
27 // 08266 // 0499 // 35.6 // 19.7+ // Shanus
28 // 08076 // 0049 // 03.5 // 15.6- // DarkSoldier
29 // 07798 // 0546 // 39.0 // 25.9+ // Dela
30 // 07396 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // HoboPorn
31 // 06546 // 0144 // 10.3 // 00.8- // Nerijus
32 // 06486 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // Perengrinus
33 // 06060 // 0018 // 01.3 // 00.1- // Sixers1fan
34 // 05569 // 0457 // 32.6 // 05.4- // K-fox
35 // 05026 // 0677 // 48.4 // 05.5+ // Odyssic
36 // 04504 // 0412 // 29.4 // 04.6- // DarkLotusJuggalo
37 // 04304 // 0068 // 04.9 // 08.1- // 36Holla
38 // 04231 // 0022 // 01.6 // 01.5+ // PossiblePancakes
39 // 04020 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Turkeybean
40 // 03862 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // dawin45
41 // 03847 // 0074 // 05.3 // 06.6- // RSQViper
42 // 03704 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Zornkatzu
43 // 03586 // 0058 // 04.1 // 01.9- // Black-Flame
44 // 03029 // 0083 // 05.9 // 04.3+ // ElementalSoldier
45 // 03012 // 0845 // 60.4 // 16.7+ // Snerd
46 // 02728 // 0024 // 01.7 // 02.4- // Gorillazrock
47 // 02605 // 0430 // 30.7 // 03.7- // Solidone
48 // 02513 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // sparkingAC195
49 // 02401 // 0331 // 23.6 // 23.6+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
50 // 02334 // 0000 // 00.0 // 03.2- // Whitcomb
51 // 02179 // 0005 // 00.4 // 00.4+ // SilentSoldier
52 // 02130 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.3- // generalmario
53 // 02124 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // KermitTheMuppet
54 // 01899 // 0002 // 00.1 // 01.5- // Imacow
55 // 01803 // 0167 // 11.9 // 03.5+ // Andrea364
56 // 01709 // 0059 // 04.2 // 02.9- // TheThing
57 // 01690 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // MrAngel
58 // 01515 // 0003 // 00.2 // 00.5- // Jeffaro

At 5/14/07 10:33 PM, Snerd wrote: The Truth About Whistles

Well, I didn't think that was the case. Apologies.

So I just made it to EG Sergeant. My first act as Sarge is to say "Fuck you. I order you to suck my dick," to everyone ranked below me. Nothing personal, just a direct order. HIT THE DIRT, GRUNTS! Yer gonna learn the meanin' of "spit shine."

Sarge? There are only two type of sarge in the army, sunshine. Those are the massarge and the sausarge Now tell me, Sargeant, what do you get if you massage the sausage?

I wouldn't go around telling the troops that you are a wanker, sargeant. Carry on.

At 5/15/07 03:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 14 // 26021 // 0041 // 02.9 // 02.7- // LittleWashu
15 // 25697 // 0668 // 47.7 // 05.2+ // MadCow
16 // 25438 // 0637 // 45.5 // 08.6+ // Coop83
17 // 25260 // 1152 // 82.3 // 23.7+ // pwroftheseagoat

Spectacularly, it looks as if I am due to pass LittleWashu and fall behind pwroftheseagoat all in one update, thuis maintaining my position as the 16th most prolific B/Per in the Barracks.

Thank you for the update, Sterockicy.

*Salutes*

SENTIO whats gonna happen to the competition now that Hinita Adventures has been deleted?

At 5/15/07 03:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – May 15, 2007

Nice Update Stero

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 1271
pepeatumi - 1167
Pwroftheseagoat - 1152
PenguinLink - 1101
Seamonky - 0941

Congrats to all, I hope to be up there in an update or two

Random word: Cookies!

Yes, that's not that random now really, for shame Stero

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
24 // 10782 // 0632 // 45.1 // 07.9+ // Sterockicy
25 // 09630 // 0088 // 06.3 // 04.5- // ever-vigilant
26 // 08894 // 0275 // 19.6 // 07.0+ // Cool-Points
27 // 08266 // 0499 // 35.6 // 19.7+ // Shanus

Hmmm only 4 ranks between us, and nearly a 20 points gain from last time. Amazing what a weekend off work will do eh. 2516 points aint that much really. Nice update again

Back to study I guess :(

At 5/15/07 03:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – May 15, 2007

Awesome, cheers.

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 1271
pepeatumi - 1167
Pwroftheseagoat - 1152
PenguinLink - 1101
Seamonky - 0941

Congrats.

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink, Sentio!
New to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: pepeatumi + 26.3, Dela + 25.9, pwroftheseagoat + 23.7!

Congratulations.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

46 // 02728 // 0024 // 01.7 // 02.4- // Gorillazrock
47 // 02605 // 0430 // 30.7 // 03.7- // Solidone

30.7 is about what i was expecting, a little down from last time but not too bad anyway. I should be able to pass gorillazrock before the next update no problem aswell.

At 5/15/07 03:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 01 // 52373 // 0020 // 01.4 // 02.0- // ADT
02 // 51914 // 0534 // 38.1 // 00.2- // Phantom

Slow but steady. Eventually I'll near him enough to pass him. For now I'm just doing it as a hobby. I've stopped caring for B/P anymore. And seems ADT has too.

At 5/15/07 08:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: I wouldn't go around telling the troops that you are a wanker, sargeant. Carry on.

Well... it's not like I got anyone to do it for me... not anymore, anyway. And it's "sergeant".

So yesterday, I made about 140 points. BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY PENIS AND SUCKLE! Seeing as how I usually get 40 to 50 in a day, that's really good. I'm just a few points away from moving up another space in the EGB. I know I can pass him by tonight. I'm aiming for at least 3050 tonight. I'll keep my goals rather light since I made sergeant. I'll still aim for 40 to 50 a day, but I'm not going to go out of my way for shit now.

And don't forget about the fine stuff at the EGB Forums. If you're not a member yet, join up. Just let someone here know so they can validate you. There'll be a new part to HEBREW MUSTARD and "Dave". Check those out if you haven't already.

Thanks for the update, but there is a mistake on this one... (I always spot them!)

Top 5 Gainers:

Sentio - 1271

Yay, top spot for me!

pepeatumi - 1167
Pwroftheseagoat - 1152
PenguinLink - 1101
Seamonky - 0941

Congrats to the other 4 as well!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink, Sentio!
Top 3 biggest average rises: pepeatumi + 26.3, Dela + 25.9, pwroftheseagoat + 23.7!

Congrats to you lot as well!

Random word: Cookies!

Not that random, but a great word, so I'll let you off.

08 // 32814 // 0632 // 45.1 // 51.6- // SlashFirestorm

You'd better hurry back Slash, I'm a comin' for ya!

09 // 32786 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0- // EagleRock

Now I could have sworn I passed our great leader last week... Seems you gave him an extra 1000 points that he doesn't have.

10 // 32461 // 1271 // 90.8 // 03.3+ // Sentio

A little faster than the last update- I'm just going along at about 90 per day :)

At 5/15/07 09:47 AM, Shanus wrote: SENTIO whats gonna happen to the competition now that Hinita Adventures has been deleted?

Aww crap, guess that ruins this week then, though only a few of us took part anyway! I lost two reviews last night to deletions, both of which had responses, so that is annoying. This week won't be the TOTW, so hopefully it won't happen again!

And I just found out I need to write a 40- 50 page report on the work that I haven't been doing for the last 8 months, so I am totally fucked- time to make up a load of things and pray I get away with it!

*salutes*

Thanks for the update Sterockicy!

Sentio - 1271
pepeatumi - 1167
Pwroftheseagoat - 1152
PenguinLink - 1101
Seamonky - 0941

Congratulations :)

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink, Sentio!
New to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: pepeatumi + 26.3, Dela + 25.9, pwroftheseagoat + 23.7!

Congratu- LOL WAIT I'M ON THAT LIST ;D

So thanks, and well done to the others :)

Random word: Cookies!

Maryland cookies o:

27 // 08266 // 0499 // 35.6 // 19.7+ // Shanus
28 // 08076 // 0049 // 03.5 // 15.6- // DarkSoldier
29 // 07798 // 0546 // 39.0 // 25.9+ // Dela

I'll be having ye ;)

<3

At 5/15/07 03:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster – May 15, 2007

Special Congratulatory list:

Congrats everyone!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
36 // 04504 // 0412 // 29.4 // 04.6- // DarkLotusJuggalo

I did just what I feared I would do, had my average drop! I missed a few days though and I now have to pay for the consequences of my actions. I am going to work overtime everyday to bring it back up though so no one think you will pass me! Who knows, I may even pass some of you in the process of bringing my average back up!