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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 13:19:47


*I have been bullshittedly b/pissing today. I've opted to take the Monday exam. It'll give me the weekend to study. If I'm gonna take it, I might as well feel confident with it. I'm supposed to know around 3 if Amanda is free for tonight.

*Sentio, I was just messing around then and in this post. Don't take things so seriously.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 13:52:49


At 5/4/07 01:19 PM, Snerd wrote: *I have been bullshittedly b/pissing today. I've opted to take the Monday exam. It'll give me the weekend to study. If I'm gonna take it, I might as well feel confident with it. I'm supposed to know around 3 if Amanda is free for tonight.

*Sentio, I was just messing around then and in this post. Don't take things so seriously.

Sorry, the insanely bad mood I was in last night has only got worse this morning. Killing things didn't seem to help, so I am now resorting to banging my head against a wall. It isn't helping my bad mood, but at least it is taking my mind off it (by mashing it into a pulp)

Moral of the story: life is extremely good at kicking you when you are down. And then kicking you again... and again... you get the idea.

Good luck with your date.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 14:10:19


At 5/4/07 01:52 PM, Sentio wrote: Moral of the story: life is extremely good at kicking you when you are down. And then kicking you again... and again... you get the idea.

I know how you feel. I don't know exactly what you're going through, but I know that feeling.

Good luck with your date.

Thanks. I hope your problems work out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 15:33:36


Everybody i have returned. But today is going to suck for me because it's my first day at my new job. Ans well i am probably going to screw up so muc it wont even be funny. But hopefully i will do good and wont mess up to much. But anyway my time on NG will be cut in half due to this job as well. But hey how is everybody doing today?


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 15:36:56


At 5/4/07 01:26 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, today's been pretty dull, sigh. Nothing really extraordinarily good out in the Portal...bah. I spent the past two hours cleaning out my fish tank, which was long overdue...now I'm wet and my hands smell like algae despite washing them like, 80 times. fsafasfdafd.

My hands smell the same way when I clean out mine, which is why I don't clean it often.

At least I noticed something awesome during my daily flash fifen/review check run...

Looking good! :)

The portal has been extremely slow today, I don't even have to use Portal Guard anymore since I can make posts in the BBS and go back to the portal and there will only be a few new submissions, if any.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 16:17:00


At 5/2/07 11:52 PM, NeoPikachu wrote: A pyromaniac would be nice.

Indeed. Maybe that's who the shadowy figure at the end of #7 could be. But with all the insanity that Madness is known for, you can never really know.

All I know is that I'll have to keep my eye out for #8.

But as he slowly comes out with more flashes to add to the series, I'm kind of worried that he will eventually run out of synonyms to put with the names.

At 5/3/07 04:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: My old, crappy mouse made it very difficult to draw (especially Slash's hair...), but my new one is optical and sexy. The only difficulty will be getting used to how sensitive it is...

Now you're playing with power.

But yes, Secret Episode Special 2 draws near! ^_^

Good to hear.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 16:22:36


At 5/4/07 04:17 PM, X-Naut wrote:
At 5/3/07 04:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: My old, crappy mouse made it very difficult to draw (especially Slash's hair...), but my new one is optical and sexy. The only difficulty will be getting used to how sensitive it is...
Now you're playing with power.

I did a little test picture for the Official Bon Jovi Thread at the EGB Forums (which everyone should sign up at if they haven't already), and it works sexfully. I can zoom in and do really precise work now...with my old mouse, it was like trying to wrangle a fucking bull just drawing a curved line...


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 17:45:45


At 5/4/07 04:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I did a little test picture for the Official Bon Jovi Thread at the EGB Forums (which everyone should sign up at if they haven't already), and it works sexfully. I can zoom in and do really precise work now...with my old mouse, it was like trying to wrangle a fucking bull just drawing a curved line...

Looks good! I haven't joined the forums though, I am going to do that now!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 20:27:24


At 5/2/07 09:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Got it.

Congratulations, Supreme Commander Slash. :)

At 5/2/07 10:21 PM, RSQViper wrote:
I only wish I wasn't at work and could blam it!

I don't think you'll be able to blam it because it's on the frontpage now. :P

At 5/3/07 10:48 PM, Snerd wrote:
Bullshit.

When talking to your superiors, refrain from using profanity. Now, because I'm feeling generous, I won't make you run 10 laps today. You can cuss all you want to soldiers who have a lower rank than you (Although that wouldn't be very nice either), but with those with one higher than yours, keep the foul language to a minimum. I know you were kidding but it still doesn't sound very nice.

I immediately got on the internet to start b/pissing (because b/p'ing is so infantile. We're adults here).

It's ironic that you mention we are adults here when you use a term that isn't quite mature for a substitute for the word "B/Ping".

At 5/4/07 03:41 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
No way am I giving you 100 b/p points! I need all I can get to catch you! :D

I meant 100 push-ups, but 100 B/P Points will do just fine. :)

Random response: Cheese!

If you're trying to get me hungry, it won't work. Because...

*PenguinLink runs to the refrigerator*

At 5/4/07 04:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Enhancements to TEH AUDIO PORTAL.

Seconded.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-04 23:32:33


Tonight went just fine... well... the end justifies the means, I suppose. We played pool. I lost... miserably. We went to dinner and had the shittiest food ever. AND! Well... a gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

She is bisexual, yet she leans more toward women. I have no problem being a fag hag. I just want you guys to keep me aware of the fact that I'm just being used. I have no problem with that, just don't let me get too attached. She's basically just trying out men for a while. Whatever makes her happiest is the best. She's religious and she feels some sort of obligation to try men because she thinks her feelings for women are wrong to a certain extent. Hail Satan, for religion, right? I told her that she hasn't sinned. She's just being herself. I think my open mind really appealed to her. If nothing else, I hope I can still remain friends with her.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 05:36:06


At 5/4/07 04:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I did a little test picture for the Official Bon Jovi Thread at the EGB Forums (which everyone should sign up at if they haven't already), and it works sexfully. I can zoom in and do really precise work now...with my old mouse, it was like trying to wrangle a fucking bull just drawing a curved line...

Good to hear your drawing will be better now. I should really sing up to those forums, I have been meaning to, its just that i'm lazy.

At 5/4/07 11:32 PM, Snerd wrote:
She is bisexual, yet she leans more toward women. I have no problem being a fag hag. I just want you guys to keep me aware of the fact that I'm just being used.

That sounds like it could get a little messy. Hope if works out okay for you Snerd.

In other news, today should be a good day, Its meant to be the hottest day of the year so far where i live. and I'm going to play in a five-a-side football (soccer) tournament to raise money for charity. It means there wont be much b/p today but ah well. I was able to rack up around 30 points before now this morning so it wont be all that bad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 05:51:33


Sorry about not posting in forever. I'm taking a lifeguarding course, which not only is tiring, bu takes up about 4 hours out of my day. Plus my dad wants me to help him re-mulch the many gardens around my house, which is also very tiring. Add that to homework, school and friends and I'm not on until 45 minutes before I leave for a camping trip.

So, how's life?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 05:53:07


At 5/5/07 05:51 AM, TheThing wrote: So, how's life?

Sextastic.

I've decided that after I finish the second Secret Episode Special, I'm going to work a bit on my fanfics...I've neglected them lately. :'(

In any case, it's nearing 5 AM where I live, so I'd better get some sleep so I can wake up before noon, heh. G'night, y'all.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 13:45:28


At 5/5/07 05:51 AM, TheThing wrote: So, how's life?

Yeah, answered same question in NGDD. But besides my complaining life isn't all that bad, only 6 more months till I probably go to Prague, which is something too.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 16:05:42


I should make it to Corporal by Sunday. I could have had a few dozen points when I got home last night, but I just wanted to go to bed. I think I kinda screwed myself over a little, but it's okay. I haven't really been doing shit with the whistle stuff. I've been getting a few points here and there, but I don't think I'll get to silver anytime soon. Oh well... the whole review-flagging thing needs to be overhauled, anyway. Maybe it'll change into something resembling what it should be after this update. Hopefully it will, anyway.

ILC? How's your quest for the silver whistle going?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 16:23:57


I just woke up.

I really, REALLY need to try to adjust my sleep schedule. But that's nowhere easy as it sounds. I'll either need to keep waking up later until I go all the way around the clock and wake up at a reasonable hour, or down sleeping pills so I can go to sleep a lot earlier.

Dicks balls dammit.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 21:25:06


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377151

A collab my friends and I made. Tell me what you guys think.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 21:44:10


Sure is slow here today.

I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 22:51:51


At 5/5/07 09:25 PM, Nerijus wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377151
A collab my friends and I made. Tell me what you guys think.

I thought it was randomly great! Your part in particular was the best in my opinion, can't go wrong with MSI and a scene like that! :)

At 5/5/07 09:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Sure is slow here today.

It is, I left for a while, came back and some of the same submissions in the portal were still there!

I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!

Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 23:01:03


At 5/5/07 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 5/5/07 09:44 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I may be offline for a while soon...I think I'm FINALLY getting my machine taken in to be fixed, and it might take a while to get it back. If that happens, y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!
Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)

Excellent, you all better do that.

Except Sentio. Fuck you, Sentio, take a vacation while I'm gone...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 23:41:57


Blams: 11762 (+22 since last log)
Saves: 13520 (+39 since last log)
Total B/P points: 25282
Total B/P points acquired today: 61
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (218 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 23.541
B/P Rank: #127 (0 move since last log)

And there's also 10 under judgement submissions, so I'll say I voted correctly on 9, and got 70 points for today.

A pretty average day. It's actually weird that I got so many since I wasn't home and at my computer for a good chunk of the day.

Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 23:46:22


At 5/5/07 11:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 5/5/07 10:51 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)
Excellent, you all better do that.

Will do Sir Slash!

At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: A pretty average day. It's actually weird that I got so many since I wasn't home and at my computer for a good chunk of the day.

Same here, I wasn't on much but I got a decent amount of points.

Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-05 23:54:16


At 5/5/07 11:46 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[
pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.

He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

Also, LITERATURE!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 00:05:39


At 5/5/07 11:54 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:46 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[
pwroftheseagoat is the one I believe beat me in the NGDD contest, that person is moving quick with getting points.
He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

He got that many points in a week? I could only wish to do such a thing, but then again I can't always be here so I don't even stand a chance at getting all those points!

Also, LITERATURE!

Saw it, and I enjoy it! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 00:05:41


At 5/5/07 11:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Good luck with getting it fixed and I will be sure to B/P twice as hard for you! :)
Excellent, you all better do that.

Oooo.. you're getting it fixed? Good luck with that, I hope it takes weeks...

Except Sentio. Fuck you, Sentio, take a vacation while I'm gone...

Not a chance, though I'm not B/Ping at full pace at the moment, and I'm hardly on the forums at all. Work is really getting in the way, especially when everything I have done for the last month is ruined by one poxy infection.

Average day today, though I've not been on that much. Don't know how many points I got as I didn't look this morning, but it wasn't as much as a normal Saturday.

Now back to my beer...

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 01:48:36


At 5/5/07 11:41 PM, MadCow wrote:
Also, Coop83, pwroftheseagoat and MetalDart might catch up to me, and pass me soon :[

Man I hope I catch you soon it's been one fuck of a race trying to. Just don't make it easy for me. I want to earn it. >:(

He got more than 1,000 points this week!
He's an animal! A beast that cannot be stopped!! D:

I'm not that bad of a guy! You're right of one thing though, I cannot be stopped!! >:D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 01:51:47


Private first class Guidry reporting... Um, Wheres my sporter II ar-15? Heres my 1911, Eny one seen my ar15?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 01:59:17


At 5/6/07 01:51 AM, Wyattfilms wrote:
Private first class Guidry reporting... Um, Wheres my sporter II ar-15? Heres my 1911, Eny one seen my ar15?

In order for you to be a member here, you need to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. You should have payed attention before posting in here, hence the name of the club and the first post of the thread. Also, if you ever reach such a quantity of points, and come here asking for permission to join once again, I shall expect to see you with improved posting habits. With that said, be sure to check out our FAQ and good luck soldier.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 02:57:41


I hate today. Mainly because i had to work till midnight and then i could not get a chance for anything on here. But anyway i guess the bright side is the more i work the more i get paid :). So well i just thought i would drop in and see how all you where doing and such. So well how is everybody doing?


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-06 08:39:30


Today is an excellent day for me :')

I've finally started getting back into b/p'ing; and should have the gold badge in no time at all.

To top it off, I got 3k in blams today.

Sweet.

22,000 reply.

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