I should have 2500 b/p today. That'll bring me up to EG Corporal. Today is also Portal Splode Day, kids. A lot of shitty flash is out on the portal, so you should be able to fill up on blams. However, KK did do a good one today. It was about the Trix Rabbit. You can find it here .

I have to leave in a few minutes so I can meet Amanda at church, but I'll post the next section to my comic on the EGB forums. If you haven't joined, you'll get AIDS. Post this is 19 more YouTube submissions.

I wake up to a crazy-full portal, but my excitement turns to aggravation when I see that a lot of it is utter crap for "Portal Splode Day". Let's just hope enough Newgrounders get pissed so that the crappy flash doesn't pass...

At 5/6/07 10:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I wake up to a crazy-full portal, but my excitement turns to aggravation when I see that a lot of it is utter crap for "Portal Splode Day". Let's just hope enough Newgrounders get pissed so that the crappy flash doesn't pass...

Yeah, what's up with that. Looks like all the "Spam" groups are working together too.Has Judgement day was arrived??

Pun intended, however bad

There are actually some pretty funny ones in there, though, so it's not all crap, thankfully.

The KK is also good for review responses, so I intend to get a handful of those today as well.

At 5/6/07 11:06 AM, Shanus wrote: Has Judgement day was arrived??

Pun intended, however bad

If Jesus comes back, I'll kill that fucker again myself.

Speaking of a certain subject matter known to induce sleeping... Church with Amanda was kind of odd... y'know... in addition to the "we worship a zombie carpenter" thing. An old boyfriend of hers, whom she told me about on Friday, was there. That fucker sat right in between Amanda and me. He had some t-shirt on that said "Hokies United" on the front and "We are Virginia Tech" on the back. I would have cracked VT jokes if Amanda wasn't there. I'm not sure how morbid her sense of humor is. Certainly nowhere near that of Slash or even me (I made 9-11 jokes ON 9-11). Okay... so Frank, as I'll call him, because that's his name, sits between me and my humpbuddy. He and Amanda pass notes the whole service. I'm sitting there like a third fucking wheel. Finally, I wrote a note asking if I'm ever going to be included or will I have to keep listening to "Preacher Pete yammer on about how I'm going to Hell". So now we're leaving church. We're heading out. Cap'n Cockblock here keeps crowdin' me. I hate people, but I especially hate compe-fucking-tition. Finally I get to break away and Amanda talks with me for a few minutes, then this asshole pulls up in a classic convertible. I... drive a Corolla that is about the lose the front and rear bumper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby concede defeat. There's no way I can compete with this asshole. He has a prior relationship and a convertible. What do I have? I sent her a picture of my face photoshopped onto a cat and I drive a piece of shit car. I'm fucked in this race.

At 5/6/07 01:16 PM, Snerd wrote: Okay... so Frank, as I'll call him, because that's his name, sits between me and my humpbuddy. He and Amanda pass notes the whole service. I'm sitting there like a third fucking wheel.

This is where you go Megatron on his ass and snap his neck.

Anyhow, due to Portal 'Spload Day, I guess I'll submit the Secret Episode Special tomorrow...I don't wanna catch the Newgrounds population in a bad mood, lol.

At 5/6/07 01:21 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Mind if i join this place guy's? i just made it to Elite Guard Private today.

Sure ya can, just wait for the Barracks Recruitment Officer PenguinLink or Bad-Ass Leader Phantom to make it official. In the meantime, you should go to our Forum and read the FAQ and sign up, so I, teh forum admin, can validate you and give you full access.

:salute:

At 5/6/07 01:21 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

Mind if i join this place guy's? i just made it to Elite Guard Private today.

You seem to post quite a few one-liners. Be aware such posting habits are not allowed in here. But otherwise, you'll be fine. Be sure to read our FAQ Slash appointed to you and read it very carefully and if you have any questions, be sure to ask us. Other than that, pick a bunk, mop the floor, and go protect the portal, soldier.

At 5/6/07 01:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: This is where you go Megatron on his ass and snap his neck.

I was just going to turn into a gun, lay on the ground, and tell him to go fuck himself, but that works, too, I guess.

I made corporal a little while ago. I now have slightly over 6 votes. In a few months, I'll be level 10. I hope to be sergeant before the next update. That isn't necessarily a goal so much as it is wishful thinking. My new goal is to be EG sergeant by May 24 (my graduation date). I think I can make that, though.

At 5/6/07 01:21 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Mind if i join this place guy's? i just made it to Elite Guard Private today.

Hey dude welcome. But yeah you might need to touch up on your posts alittle here. Try to get at least 4-5 lines length. But hopefully you will do good here. Just watch out for slash he and he sexual antics or at least on the forum are quite random and out of no where. So if ya need any help keeping up or anything of that matter then feel free to im me or anything.

At 5/4/07 04:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I did a little test picture for the Official Bon Jovi Thread at the EGB Forums

Not bad.

At 5/4/07 08:27 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *PenguinLink runs to the refrigerator*

Hey, while you're up, would you mind grabbing me a can of Mountain Dew?

At 5/5/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Dicks balls dammit.

Indeed.

At 5/5/07 11:54 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, LITERATURE!

Despite how it's another Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parody, it was done well. I enjoyed it.

Also, it's nice to see an active portal. Although, it will probably slow down later tonight. And by then, I'll probably be out of the house, so I can watch Spider-Man 3.

At 5/6/07 03:42 PM, X-Naut wrote: Also, it's nice to see an active portal. Although, it will probably slow down later tonight. And by then, I'll probably be out of the house, so I can watch Spider-Man 3.

It is nice to see an active portal but most of the submissions are spam as always, I miss Pico Day to be honest. Even though there was a lot of crap, there was still some quality submissions to make up for the rest!

Slash, I hate to bother you again about it but hows that flash coming along? :)

At 5/6/07 03:42 PM, X-Naut wrote: Hey, while you're up, would you mind grabbing me a can of Mountain Dew?

So, you wanna destroy you're sperm count eh? I hear of that rumor but I'm not sure if it's actually true of not.

It is nice to see an active portal but most of the submissions are spam as always, I miss Pico Day to be honest. Even though there was a lot of crap, there was still some quality submissions to make up for the rest!

It's all because of the Kitty Krew. That's mostly all the flashes I see in the portal :/ Eventually, they will get tired of doing this shit. If not, something will done about it. :/

At 5/6/07 03:52 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Slash, I hate to bother you again about it but hows that flash coming along? :)

Nearing completion, but...

1) It's hard to work when I'm compelled to B/P with this active portal.

and

2) Not submitting til tomorrow, when PSD is over, lol.

At 5/6/07 03:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/6/07 03:52 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Slash, I hate to bother you again about it but hows that flash coming along? :)

Nearing completion, but...
1) It's hard to work when I'm compelled to B/P with this active portal.
and
2) Not submitting til tomorrow, when PSD is over, lol.

Awesome! I understand why you wouldn't submit it today though. With all the bad submissions someone could get jealous and have their drones mass-vote against you.

At 5/6/07 03:58 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Awesome! I understand why you wouldn't submit it today though. With all the bad submissions someone could get jealous and have their drones mass-vote against you.

I really wanna know who created PSD Day. That is probably the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Well, I can't wait to see the flash tomorrow and I plan to give it a good review. :)

Speaking of reviews, I have 149 review responses, and that's a really weird number.

Anyone with flash want me to review one of yer's, so you can help me get my awesome 150th response? :-D

Okay, listen up, peoples, this is important.

Tomorrow I am getting my computer fixed. I don't know how long it will take, but judging from the last time this guy fixed it, it may take up to two weeks. The guy does it for free, because he works for my dad, but he works on his spare time, so...yeah.

Anyhow, here's a few things I want to say before I go sans-internet.

1) I won't be able to B/P.

Alas, this likely means Sentio will pass me...but expect one HELL of a return when I get back. I miss several B/P a day due to my computer restarting, and my frustration often makes me lose more...when my machine is fully operational again, GOD HELP YOU, GOD HELP YOU ALL.

2) Delay of Secret Episode Special 2.

As much as I'd like to say I can wrap it up by tonight, I know my limits; the flash would be done late tomorrow night. But I promise it'll be the first thing I submit when I come back. ^_^

3) Forum Access

I am PM'ing the admin-access password to Phantom and Sentio, who may give it to other EGB members if the need arises. All them two have to do is check the validation list every so often to see if anyone is pending. Since they're already forum mods, they can handle any potential spam.

4) Depositing.

I need someone trustworthy to deposit for me. First person to PM me gets to do it. Do not abuse my trust...stay out of my PM's (don't read them, whether old or new), don't post for me, don't B/P for me. All I need is the depositing.

That's about it. I'll still be on Newgrounds the rest of today and some of tomorrow. Any help is appreciated, and y'all better B/P twice as hard in my absence!

Except Sentio, seriously, go to hell, you. :angry faic:

luff

:salute:

I feel so drained.

I have this shitty cold, and I've been sneezing and coughing my way through today. To top that, I have to revise for some shitty exams.

On the non-shitty side; I got 160 points today.

Which must be a personal best n______n

<3

At 5/6/07 07:40 PM, Dela wrote: I have this shitty cold, and I've been sneezing and coughing my way through today. To top that, I have to revise for some shitty exams.

Ick. I remember having a cold during my IB French oral, it was hell. I could barely speak the language as it was... :-(

On the non-shitty side; I got 160 points today.

Hooray! I haven't kept track of mine, but I think I'm doing fairly well. And a good number of KK flashes have been blammed...and some of the passing ones were actually pretty swell. :-D

Anyway, thanks to Akatsuki321 for offering to deposit for me. I'm much obliged.

Now, to continue B/P'ing...and deleting all the porn/sensitive files off my computer. XD

Hey, I don't trust just anyone with my goodies. Plus this guy could rat me out to my parents...

At 5/6/07 07:55 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/6/07 07:40 PM, Dela wrote: I have this shitty cold, and I've been sneezing and coughing my way through today. To top that, I have to revise for some shitty exams.

Ick. I remember having a cold during my IB French oral, it was hell. I could barely speak the language as it was... :-(

French sucks. Spanish is way better, plus more people speak it. But I almost never get sick. Unless I drink some milk and vinegar to make myself throw up. Did it twice because I hadn't finished a huge project on each occasion.

On the non-shitty side; I got 160 points today.

Hooray! I haven't kept track of mine, but I think I'm doing fairly well. And a good number of KK flashes have been blammed...and some of the passing ones were actually pretty swell. :-D

I have noticed the increase in quality of a Kitty Krew flash. Before all it was was spam, and now its decent. But I haven't really had time to B/P, because of the schedule I posted a page a half back.

Anyway, thanks to Akatsuki321 for offering to deposit for me. I'm much obliged.

Damn, just sent you a PM 'bout it.

Now, to continue B/P'ing...and deleting all the porn/sensitive files off my computer. XD

I almost never save my porn. Got a family computer, and one slip and I'm not on for a long time. And even if I had my own, my dad would still find a way to check it.

I-Love-Caitlyn? I beat you to the whistle goal. So I suppose aside from the fact that I don't know where I stand with Amanda anymore (which has been a major drain on my day. I've been in bad mood), today's just been peachy. I mean that with every ounce of sarcasm I can muster. Can't wait to see you back, Slash. I'll have absolutely no one to talk to while yer gone... BASTARD! Just when I need to talk with you most... Oh well... nothing you can help, I suppose.

So I got a call from my uncle around 4. He wants to know if I'd like to see the new Spider-Man. I didn't want to, but I wanted to get out of the house and clear my head from this fucking state of mind. Goddamn it, did that thing ever suck. It had the worst storyline ever. The violence was laughable. The only good part of the movie was Bruce Campbell and he was only in it for 3 minutes or something.

At 5/6/07 07:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Tomorrow I am getting my computer fixed. I don't know how long it will take, but judging from the last time this guy fixed it, it may take up to two weeks. The guy does it for free, because he works for my dad, but he works on his spare time, so...yeah.

Have a good time away from NG, and don't hurry back :P. Though it will be quiet around here without you for a few days. Even if I do pass you it won't be for long- there is no way I can beat your pace when you are going at full steam.

1) I won't be able to B/P.

Alas, this likely means Sentio will pass me...but expect one HELL of a return when I get back. I miss several B/P a day due to my computer restarting, and my frustration often makes me lose more...when my machine is fully operational again, GOD HELP YOU, GOD HELP YOU ALL.

I'll be sure to get a screen shot of me ahead while I can then :P (assuming I make it before your return!)

2) Delay of Secret Episode Special 2.

As much as I'd like to say I can wrap it up by tonight, I know my limits; the flash would be done late tomorrow night. But I promise it'll be the first thing I submit when I come back. ^_^

That's a shame, I was looking forward to that. But after so long waiting for the redesign a short wait for this is a walk in the park :)

3) Forum Access

I am PM'ing the admin-access password to Phantom and Sentio, who may give it to other EGB members if the need arises. All them two have to do is check the validation list every so often to see if anyone is pending. Since they're already forum mods, they can handle any potential spam.

PM received- anyone that decides to sign up PM me as well, so that I can go and validate you. It is unlikely that I will check the forums out too much otherwise, especially signed in as Slash.

Except Sentio, seriously, go to hell, you. :angry faic:

HAHAHAHAHA :P

At 5/6/07 07:40 PM, Dela wrote: I feel so drained.

I have this shitty cold, and I've been sneezing and coughing my way through today. To top that, I have to revise for some shitty exams.

I'm a little under the weather as well, though not as bad as you from the sound of things- I hope you get better soon. At least I don't have any exams this year (for the first time since I was 9!)

At 5/6/07 10:27 PM, Snerd wrote:

So I got a call from my uncle around 4. He wants to know if I'd like to see the new Spider-Man. I didn't want to, but I wanted to get out of the house and clear my head from this fucking state of mind. Goddamn it, did that thing ever suck. It had the worst storyline ever. The violence was laughable. The only good part of the movie was Bruce Campbell and he was only in it for 3 minutes or something.

I saw it yesterday, and it was a big disappointment. It wasn't totally awful, but compared to the previous two films it was. I wouldn't recommend seeing it to anyone that hasn't, it's a waste of your money.

A good day today, though my activity has been sporadic. I don't know how many points as I didn't keep track, but I know I've made almost 150 in the last 24 hours.

*salutes*

At 5/6/07 10:40 PM, Sentio wrote: I saw it yesterday, and it was a big disappointment. It wasn't totally awful, but compared to the previous two films it was. I wouldn't recommend seeing it to anyone that hasn't, it's a waste of your money.

Agreed. The movie needed more Venom and more Bruce Campbell.... The main probelm with the movie is that there many going on at once that prevented the movie from being as enjoyable as the previous two movies. It didn't help that the fights lasted about 2 minutes each!

I don't really mind though because I managed to watch the movie through.... nefarious means if you will.

And what the hell is this Portal Splosion crap? Its just a bunch of shitty movies being submitted and some of them have acutally passed judgment, what the hell?

I wonder how this review is abusive...

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This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Tha Apocalypse on 5/2/07 at 8:08:10 PM, has been deleted:

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Overall Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Not very good.
Review: Graphics: 2. The animation was there, yes, but it was not very good. Sloppy drawings, jerky animation...I can't really give this any higher than a 2.

Style: 1. I understand that sometimes random stuff can pull through, but this really did not succeed. It was just too random, and lacking any aesthetics or effort to compensate.

Sound: 1. Very poor sound quality that was hardly understandable at points. Blowback was also a problem, and certainly contributes to my low rating of this flash.

Violence: 0. None.

Interactivity: 0. None.

Humor: 0. Random stuff CAN be funny, but this didn't work for me. There was no funny joke or anything, just...random, poorly drawn and voiced drawings.

Overall: 0. Sorry, but this flash has nothing going for it.

Ways to improve: There are a lot of ways, but I'll just name a few. Pump up the audio...don't get so close to the mic when recording, and crank up the bit rate for higher quality. If that's not working, invest in a new mic.

Graphic-wise, I know you can do better. If you're intentionally making poor drawings, it has to be compensated for by plot/humor, both of which this flash lacks.

I know you were just dicking around, but it's still possible to make an amusing/satisfying flash in little time and with only modest effort. Work a bit harder on the next one.
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I can't see anything wrong with that whatsoever. The only reason I can think of is the fact that Koma's response consisted of a certain racial slur, and that some dipshit review mod would rather punish me for that than him.

Good job, review mod team.

Sorry to hear about your absence Slash, gonna miss you man. Snerd, if you need someone to talk to then there are more people here than just Slash, if you're going through problems then I would be happy to help you out, just drop me a PM and let me know if you want it or not.

Since Slash is going to be gone, I will B/P twice as hard for him! I can't wait for that flash to be finished though! Looking forward to it! :)

Today has been slow in the portal for me, got a decent amount of points but not too much more than the ordinary, hows everyone elses experiences with getting points been today?

*Salutes*

Back to the portal with me.

At 5/6/07 11:03 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

Agreed. The movie needed more Venom and more Bruce Campbell.... The main probelm with the movie is that there many going on at once that prevented the movie from being as enjoyable as the previous two movies. It didn't help that the fights lasted about 2 minutes each!

That pretty much sums it up, there is far too much romance that added nothing to the story, and the fights were almost completely lacking. There wasn't anything there that I hadn't seen in the last couple of films. Plus Venom was hardly in it, and the Sandman was utterly pointless- they could have cut him out completely and just focused on Venom.

I don't really mind though because I managed to watch the movie through.... nefarious means if you will.

I wish I had...

And what the hell is this Portal Splosion crap? Its just a bunch of shitty movies being submitted and some of them have acutally passed judgment, what the hell?

Exactly as you say, it is a load of crap that somehow is getting through.

At 5/6/07 11:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I wonder how this review is abusive...

I don't like bashing the mods as they do a necessary job that isn't easy with all the abuse they get. But that review was not only in no way abusive, but also a very good review. Some of the review mods just don't read the reviews being deleted, and just look at the number of marks against them, and the scores they give. There needs to be a real over haul with the system- I've seen numerous people complaining about non abusive reviews being deleted.

At 5/7/07 12:40 AM, Sentio wrote:

At 5/6/07 11:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I wonder how this review is abusive...

I don't like bashing the mods as they do a necessary job that isn't easy with all the abuse they get. But that review was not only in no way abusive, but also a very good review. Some of the review mods just don't read the reviews being deleted, and just look at the number of marks against them, and the scores they give. There needs to be a real over haul with the system- I've seen numerous people complaining about non abusive reviews being deleted.

Yeah, I've heard em too. I've lost a few reviews since the new mods were put in place (ones I agree were abusive, from my less-mature days), but this one..ugh. This kind of thing discourages me from writing long-ass reviews...

In any case, not like it can be put back, so...pfft. Still sucks.

Anyway, I doubt I'll be getting on in the morning, so...good night, and for the next [some period of time that hopefully will be a lot less than I fear], good hunting!

...and don't none of you slack off, or I'll flash-rape you, the bad way.

...except Sentio. Slack off. And I'll flash-rape you for nothing more than my petty amusement.

:-D

At 5/6/07 10:27 PM, Snerd wrote: I-Love-Caitlyn? I beat you to the whistle goal.

Well to tell you the truth i quit trying after a while. Cause i was going no where fast. And i just lost all hope in trying to achieve it. I mean i still might try to get it here sometime in the future but not just yet. And well sorry to hear about you and your girl, Hope everything works out for you and her.

At 5/6/07 07:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Tomorrow I am getting my computer fixed.

That sucks that you are leaving us all like this. But well it must be done i suppose. But anyway hope it gets repaired rather quickly so you wont miss out on to much.

At 5/7/07 02:37 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well to tell you the truth i quit trying after a while. Cause i was going no where fast. And i just lost all hope in trying to achieve it. I mean i still might try to get it here sometime in the future but not just yet. And well sorry to hear about you and your girl, Hope everything works out for you and her.

Actually.... I think it turns out that I just worry too much, but recently I've been nothing but an emotional punching bag for the fairer sex; that's why I figured things went to shit.

If you go to that review topic every on\ce in a while, you'll get the whistle points you need. I just got a few at the time. I whistled on a few flash cartoons, too. I rarely do that, but when my anti-virus blocks the shit and starts making all sorts of noises, chances are very likely to be that it's malicious. I blow the whistle right there. We don't seem to get that many of those. I'm glad.