So, I decided to review the Turd of the Week, as it's good practice in writing a non-abusive review for a poor flash. Anyhow, seems ol' Koma wasn't too happy and left a rather...poignant response.

I think it may have also been connected to this 'mysterious' instant message I got:

TheSun333 (9:22:26 PM): fuck you faggot dont critisize other peoples work when you do awful line work and animation you fucking faggot bbs fucker get fUCKED
TheSun333 signed off at 9:22:34 PM.

Hm, lol, I wonder.

i'm actually very happy, i haven't had a hate-im in a while :-D

Congrats, Slash. I, too, have made my goal for tonight. I should have 2300 b/p in a short time. I have some points on the way. I really have set the bar rather low. SO! I hereby announce that by May 24 that I will be a sergeant. I can make my current goal in no time at all and playing it safe is for pussies. I've changed my b/p habits. Instead of voting on flash at or below 1000 kb, I've started voting on everything. It takes much longer, but I get many more points that way. My goal should be much easier to attain with my new voting way. FUH-Q BITCHES!

At 5/2/07 10:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I decided to review the Turd of the Week, as it's good practice in writing a non-abusive review for a poor flash. Anyhow, seems ol' Koma wasn't too happy and left a rather...poignant response.

Sounds like fun. I'll have to do that again as well. My last one was scored 24/28, my highest voted review I've ever had that I know of.

I think it may have also been connected to this 'mysterious' instant message I got:

TheSun333 (9:22:26 PM): fuck you faggot dont critisize other peoples work when you do awful line work and animation you fucking faggot bbs fucker get fUCKED
TheSun333 signed off at 9:22:34 PM.

Sounds like a low-life response to me. Even a 6 year old can find better ways to use 'Fuck' than that loser.

Hm, lol, I wonder.

i'm actually very happy, i haven't had a hate-im in a while :-D

I can't recall ever getting a hate PM. Maybe I did once, but it wasn't worth remembering if I did.

Don't forget to check out my topic called "HEBREW MUSTARD" on the EGB forums. I'm going to be showcasing a lot of what some idiots have deemed "art".

Sheesh, this place has moved fast this evening. I've been out for a few hours getting my ass handed to me on a tennis court (well, not entirely- I lost the match and then massacred him in an extra set we played for fun :S).

At 5/2/07 10:44 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 5/2/07 10:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Sounds like fun. I'll have to do that again as well. My last one was scored 24/28, my highest voted review I've ever had that I know of.

My best is 69 and 72, and I may well review this weeks TOTW as well- it should be made a regular thing for Barracks members to do as it really is good reviewing practice, plus giving some useful feedback to authors may make a difference (assuming they aren't just mindless spammers...). I remember reviewing an SS submission a year or so back, and actually convinced him to put some effort into his work after that.

Sounds like a low-life response to me. Even a 6 year old can find better ways to use 'Fuck' than that loser.

I blocked everyone that gave me abusive PMs- I actually kind of miss them now, I get so few PMs from people :( (64 at current count, most of which are from the same person).

I seem to be posting more on the other forums than these at the moment- oops!

*salutes*

At 5/2/07 10:53 PM, Sentio wrote: I seem to be posting more on the other forums than these at the moment- oops!

Me too. At least we can edit our posts there... (TOM!)

That's ok. We should be able to once we get the revamp of NG.

Like... 5 or 6 years from now.

Or never.

At 5/2/07 10:58 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 5/2/07 10:53 PM, Sentio wrote: I seem to be posting more on the other forums than these at the moment- oops!

Me too. At least we can edit our posts there... (TOM!)

That's ok. We should be able to once we get the revamp of NG.

Like... 5 or 6 years from now.

Or never.

Actually the last I heard on that was that it wouldn't be included in the revamp due to the problems it would cause the moderators.

Also welcome back to Hemlok! It's been forever since I've seen you post! Glad you're back.

I'm busy as usual so very little time to post. I did register with the new forums but haven't posted yet. I'm such a slacker! :)

At 5/2/07 06:20 PM, Hemlok wrote: On another note, anyone see the latest Madness episode? It came out today and I thought it was great, as usual!

I saw it. It's not the best Madness of them all, but it is another great addition to the series.

At 5/2/07 08:07 PM, NeoPikachu wrote: Seems like the whole clown thing is getting a bit overused by now...

But he's a recurring character. To take him out would make Madness incomplete. That'd be like taking out the ship, from the movie Titanic.

At 5/2/07 08:51 PM, Major-punk wrote: Looks like I'm not going anywhere soon.

And unless you step it up, you never will. :P

At 5/2/07 08:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Everyone who has not already done so, go sign up so I can get you validated and all.

Alright.

Quick congrats to Slash for getting 20,000 blams. Just make sure you don't make a mess, while you're at it, k?

At 5/2/07 10:53 PM, Sentio wrote: Sheesh, this place has moved fast this evening. I've been out for a few hours getting my ass handed to me on a tennis court (well, not entirely- I lost the match and then massacred him in an extra set we played for fun :S).

Well of course it's moved, I returned today of course! Don't feel too bad, I suck at tennis too. Especially when all my friends go to these tennis camps and make me look like a fool on the court.

At 5/2/07 11:06 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 5/2/07 06:20 PM, Hemlok wrote: On another note, anyone see the latest Madness episode? It came out today and I thought it was great, as usual!

I saw it. It's not the best Madness of them all, but it is another great addition to the series.

Again, I agree. I still think the action could have been better. A good episode despite the lack of violence. I'm not saying there wasn't any violence, but keeping in mind this is Madness we're talking about, I thought there could have been more.

At 5/2/07 11:06 PM, X-Naut wrote: But he's a recurring character. To take him out would make Madness incomplete. That'd be like taking out the ship, from the movie Titanic.

I wouldn't take him out, but he's been the psychotic villian for a while now. He was great in the beginning, good toward the middle, but now I think Krinkles needs to cook up some new faces to throw into the mix of things. A pyromaniac would be nice.

Depredation is still the best in my opinion, but this one was quality though. The chainsaw was a nice touch.

At 5/2/07 08:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Now's a good time to once again whore out the fact that we have new forums! :-D

When did this happen? I guess I have to take a look at this thread a bit more often.

Everyone who has not already done so, go sign up so I can get you validated and all. Only 8 people have done it so far...

I signed in.... And I can't post yet but I guess that's part of the pricess.

On a side note, I grow very close to 20000 blams. :-D

And you've already passed that mark so congrats.

At 5/3/07 12:13 AM, pepeatumi wrote: I signed in.... And I can't post yet but I guess that's part of the pricess.

Validated you. Haha!

Yeah, teh forums are fun.

Day's End Report:

I don't know. I need to pay more attention. XD

Days End Report:

Horrible and i am completely miserable. Cause well personal matters are cauing me to be like this i guess. But i guess i better quit talking about stuff like that since it's like really off-topic. So i guessi should say something to end this post with. How was everybodys day end reports?

At 5/2/07 06:20 PM, Hemlok wrote: On another note, anyone see the latest Madness episode? It came out today and I thought it was great, as usual!

Just missed a save on it last night (bummer) To be honest, I didn't think the graphics were as good as Anitpathy (#6) I only hope Krinkles rebounds with #8

At 5/2/07 08:07 PM, NeoPikachu wrote: It wasn't my favorite out of the bunch, but it was great. Can't help but feel bad for Hank, since he sure as hell goes through a lot every episode. Not even death is an escape from it all.

I don't feel sorrt for Hank, he's doing a great job. I think he's enjoying it as well.

Seems like the whole clown thing is getting a bit overused by now...

I'm not sure. Glad to see Jesus back in this episode, but it loks like there could be a new bastard on the block for #8, so keep your eyes peeled

At 5/2/07 08:25 PM, Hemlok wrote: I agree a hundred percent. I thought there could have been a lot more action. He sure has done a lot, must be fun to have killed all of those guys though.

Still, the chainsaw was funny, as was the huge guy... think I'll call him Mongo

At 5/2/07 09:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/2/07 08:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On a side note, I grow very close to 20000 blams. :-D

Got it. Mmm yeah, this is making me horny...

congratulations. You kinda seem horny all the time Slash. Mayne you're obsessed?

At 5/2/07 11:05 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:

Actually the last I heard on that was that it wouldn't be included in the revamp due to the problems it would cause the moderators.

I don't really see the need for an edit button. If you just proof read your posts then you should never need to change anything. and I'm pretty sure ti would cause more problems than it would solve.

At 5/2/07 11:06 PM, X-Naut wrote:

I saw it. It's not the best Madness of them all, but it is another great addition to the series.

Yeah, definitely not the best on but It' still definitely worth a watch. Good to see that the series is still going as well after 7 good episodes.

At 5/3/07 05:14 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 5/2/07 06:20 PM, Hemlok wrote: On another note, anyone see the latest Madness episode? It came out today and I thought it was great, as usual!

I actually only thought it was ok. It seemed like the action was REALLY slow and dragging in this one. Like nothing happened quickly at all.

And then that huge demon shrunk... and was smaller than the main dude...

Odd.

At 5/3/07 02:04 PM, Solidone wrote: congratulations. You kinda seem horny all the time Slash. Mayne you're obsessed?

Heh, yeah...

Good news for my flash fans (rofl)! I got a new mouse today! :-D

My old, crappy mouse made it very difficult to draw (especially Slash's hair...), but my new one is optical and sexy. The only difficulty will be getting used to how sensitive it is...

But yes, Secret Episode Special 2 draws near! ^_^

:salute:

Well... it's going to rain here tomorrow so I won't be going fishing with Amanda tomorrow, BUT! I'll probably end up going out to eat with her.

Has anyone heard Richard Cheese? He does lounge versions of rather popular songs. It's pretty funny and cool. I found out about him when I was...
>_>
<_<
legally... that's right... you can't prove shit...
>_>
<_<
downloading some music. He came up in the search results. If you saw the remake of Dawn of the Dead, you heard him do his version of "Down with the Sickness"... unless you got up to piss or something and missed it. It's in there. The best one of his I've heard so far is his version of "Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg. He turned it into a country song. Brilliant work.

At 5/3/07 06:57 PM, Snerd wrote: Well... it's going to rain here tomorrow so I won't be going fishing with Amanda tomorrow, BUT! I'll probably end up going out to eat with her.

In Soviet Russia, girl goes out to eat with you!

The portal doesn't seem to be wow'ing me as much today. I guess the surge of awesomeness is starting to retreat, sigh...I tried to play The Last Stand today, but it's too high-intensity for my shitty machine to handle. :-(

I needs a new computer...

I like how you just bought a new mouse and now you want a new computer. It seems kinda like buying a doorknob without a house to put it on. It just seems that way...

At 5/3/07 07:48 PM, Snerd wrote: I like how you just bought a new mouse and now you want a new computer. It seems kinda like buying a doorknob without a house to put it on. It just seems that way...

The mouse cost, like, twenty bucks, which even my poor ass can manage...

Now, a new computer... :'(

At 5/3/07 07:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/3/07 07:48 PM, Snerd wrote: I like how you just bought a new mouse and now you want a new computer. It seems kinda like buying a doorknob without a house to put it on. It just seems that way...

The mouse cost, like, twenty bucks, which even my poor ass can manage...

Now, a new computer... :'(

Good luck on getting a new computer. I just got mine not too long ago so it isn't too out of date quite yet. I am working on getting a Mac though, don't know why but I just have an intrest in them.

Hows everyone doing with b/ping?

At 5/3/07 09:10 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

Good luck on getting a new computer. I just got mine not too long ago so it isn't too out of date quite yet. I am working on getting a Mac though, don't know why but I just have an intrest in them.

I <3 my laptop :D

Hows everyone doing with b/ping?

Today has sucked horribly, not only because the portal has been dreadful, but because work was crap and I've barely had any time to so much as breathe, let alone B/P. This is what happens when every damn experiment for an entire month goes down the shitter thanks to a respiratory infection getting into the cell lines >:(.

I'm going to go off and kill something now...

At 5/3/07 09:50 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 5/3/07 09:10 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Hows everyone doing with b/ping?

Today has sucked horribly, not only because the portal has been dreadful

Bullshit. I not only made my goal for today, but I've passed it. With a little effort, I should have 2400 b/p by tomorrow night. I keep making my goals. I predict that by this time next week, I'll be a corporal. The portal's been very good today. Now, you may not have had proper time to b/p today, but I got out of school at 10:30 and didn't have to go back until around 2 and I got off at 4. I immediately got on the internet to start b/pissing (because b/p'ing is so infantile. We're adults here). It seems like my only complaint about the portal is that I have to wait so long for others to vote before I get my points. That's just normal, though, so I'm fine with that.

Well, today's been pretty dull, sigh. Nothing really extraordinarily good out in the Portal...bah. I spent the past two hours cleaning out my fish tank, which was long overdue...now I'm wet and my hands smell like algae despite washing them like, 80 times. fsafasfdafd.

At least I noticed something awesome during my daily flash fifen/review check run...

At 5/1/07 04:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

No one goes up like I do. ;-D

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

At 5/1/07 11:27 AM, Sentio wrote:

Punch, punch first day of the month NO RETURNS! Haha ME 1 - YOU 0!

Oh you are so getting a beating for that- I'll have a crappy pipe in a couple of weeks!

Dammit, I hope the NG update comes before then and you end up getting a plunger or something!

Random word: Trespassing!

Congrats to you lot as well, and what the hell is with the random word?

I just thought it would be cool to add a little section like that to get people talking, It worked didnt it? Your all confused!

At 5/1/07 11:47 AM, Shanus wrote:

Punch, punch first day of the month NO RETURNS! Haha ME 1 - YOU 0!

You know it's more like Shanus 5 - Stero 1 :-P

Yeah, but im slowly catching you. Someday!

No comment

You sound like a lawyer!

28 // 07767 // 0223 // 015.9 // 009.8- // Shanus

I'm ashamed of myself, actually

:-) My pace is pretty crap too. I am also ashamed!

*Salutes*

*SALUTES*

No chains please :D

I bit of bling is ok, oh wait thats what you meant right?

At 5/1/07 03:07 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

Barracks roster – May 1, 2007

It's finally here so i guess i will see where i rank being the new guy and all.

The update will do great things for you, You can check out your pace and check out your competition. Happy b/ping and work your way up the ranks!

53 // 02070 // NEW // NEW // NEW // I-Love-Caitlyn

Dang im the new guy and i am already moving up in the world. But hey i am going to try my best to move up towards the middle or top if at all possible.

Next update you will have some numbers there instead of new! Just 13 more days!

At 5/2/07 07:44 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Congratulations to you Aussie [Expletive Deleted] for winning the World Cup again.

Thankyou very much. It was a fine series with a hell of a lot of drama! And the ending, What a laugh!

Good luck next world cup to the poms!

At 5/2/07 07:29 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 5/1/07 03:05 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Hey, no profanity in here! Get down and give me 100! Pronto! :D

No way am I giving you 100 b/p points! I need all I can get to catch you! :D

At 5/1/07 03:16 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Barracks roster – May 1, 2007

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, PenguinLink!

Congratulations, Sentio. :D

God man, Congratulate yourself for once!

Top 3 biggest average rises: SlashFirestorm + 51.1, pepeatumi + 41.4, Snerd + 43.7!

Congratulations to you fellows as well.

Random word: Trespassing!

Random reply: What?

Random response: Cheese!

Hi to everyone else I didnt double quote!

*Salutes*

At 5/4/07 03:41 AM, Sterockicy wrote: At 5/1/07 04:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote::

No one goes up like I do. ;-D

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

You know you like it.

Anyway, you know what Newgrounds needs, and better address with the new layout?

Enhancements to TEH AUDIO PORTAL.

I mean, basic things, like having a favorite audio/audio artist list. Maybe pimping out a few more tracks on the front page, and having the weekly top 5 tracks included with P-bot's weekly winners post. Also, an abusive review marking system, as currently there isn't one...

I'm not sure if a B/P-type system would work there, but in any case, yes, getting more involvement there is a muuust. I love surfing the Audio Portal when the portal is dead...

And you know what else is a good idea? Getting in more audio reviews. I think I'm going to make it my year's goal to have at least 750 flash reviews and 250 audio reviews. That'd be sexy, huh... :-D

:salute:

At 5/3/07 04:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: But yes, Secret Episode Special 2 draws near! ^_^

Wahoo! Finally my chance to have a flash listed in my profile can bee seen.

salute:

*salutes emphatically*

In about an hour and a half, I take a pre-calculus exam. In about 4 hours, I'm supposed to find out what I'm doing with Amanda tonight. I should pass my goal for today. I just wanted to get 2400. If my points clear properly, I should be just a little over that. Since it's raining, we'll probably end up going to dinner or to see a movie. I hope we don't see a movie because that'll probably end up being Spider-Man 3. I hate Spider-Man. I hope he gets AIDS in this so I don't have to here about his ass outside the comic shop for a while. Also, Spider-Man ain't necessarily the best date movie. Besides, if I were to watch movies with her, it'd be from my collection. I want to see how she'd like my favorite movies and I'd view some of her favorites. I don't know if I'm supposed to meet her pappy tonight, but if I do, hopefully that'll go over well. "Y'know what? I like you... Give it to my daughter in the ass tonight, will ya?" If it goes that well, I think I've found myself a father-in-law. I'm gonna go post the next section to my comic on the EGB forums. I hope you've been reading that and enjoying it. Not that I believe in luck or wishes, but wish me luck.

At 5/3/07 10:48 PM, Snerd wrote:

Bullshit. I not only made my goal for today, but I've passed it. With a little effort, I should have 2400 b/p by tomorrow night.

Ok, firstly there is no need for language like that- I stated my opinion, and frankly 140 entries in 24 hours isn't what I would call a good day. Maybe you were lucky and were online at the right times, while I wasn't, but 60 points for me is the worst day I have had since Christmas.

I keep making my goals. I predict that by this time next week, I'll be a corporal. The portal's been very good today. Now, you may not have had proper time to b/p today, but I got out of school at 10:30 and didn't have to go back until around 2 and I got off at 4. I immediately got on the internet to start b/pissing (because b/p'ing is so infantile. We're adults here).

B/Pissing is infinitely more infantile than B/Ping, so it would be appreciated if you stick with the original term that is used by everyone on NG rather than your immature version.

It seems like my only complaint about the portal is that I have to wait so long for others to vote before I get my points. That's just normal, though, so I'm fine with that.

Yeah, that is always a drag, although it is better now than it was when you had to wait for the voting bar. Being able to vote quickly seems to encourage more people to vote- I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing though, as it suggests a lot of people aren't watching the submissions.

At 5/4/07 04:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Enhancements to TEH AUDIO PORTAL.

Everything you said there is really needed in the audio portal- basically it needs to be made like the flash portal in almost every way. It's about time it got the same level of recognition, as there are some really talented artists submitting there on a regular basis.

And you know what else is a good idea? Getting in more audio reviews. I think I'm going to make it my year's goal to have at least 750 flash reviews and 250 audio reviews. That'd be sexy, huh... :-D

I ought to start reviewing more audio as well, but I just don't know enough about it to review as fully as I like to. Maybe some of the piano tracks I could review, as I used to play, but anything done on a computer I don't understand at all.

At 5/4/07 11:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 5/3/07 04:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: But yes, Secret Episode Special 2 draws near! ^_^

Wahoo! Finally my chance to have a flash listed in my profile can bee seen.

Take it from me, it feels good :D

*salutes*