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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 08:12:09


At 1/16/06 04:56 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 1/15/06 06:31 PM, innphernoe wrote:
At 1/15/06 04:13 PM, KungFuCow wrote: This move is malicious because the same author submitte dit 2 days ago with no changes made and it was blammed. The obituaries page is on Friday 13, 2006.
i never flag resubmitions. just because they allways get blammed
I totally agree with EGSL innphernoe here. Sometimes, when an author resubmits the same craps that he sumbitted already a while ago, people could not remember. As the result, they got blammed again before being flagged. I personally hate the case because whenever it happens, I and the others who whistled lose our whistle points for attempting to flag blammed entries. I have not seen EGSC nimmer for a while, sir! Even if he returns, I believe that our barracks need more than 1 person to report for malicious entries. For the benefits of the portal, I would love to put the duty on my shoulders, sir!

it is possible you didn't see me in a while but i saw you...
i was keeping an eye on this thread and the forums AND the portal. mainly the portal. but unforunatly i also have examn's in january so if i'm a little less present in the topic maybe it's because i'm studying.

anyway i've posted at least one post a day i think. so if you didn't see me in a while perhaps you didn't read all the posts of the topic.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 08:47:07


I think I got around 80 to 100 B/P points yesterday, which helped me out a great deal in my quest towards the next Sergeant rank and eventual Golden Badge-ness, since attaining the rank of Sergeant Major will be quite a boon to me when I go to Officers' School to see if they'll allow me to become a Second Lieutenant.

Anyways, this B/P bump isn't what I'm most happy about. What I'm really happy about is that now I get to ditch the boxing gloves altogether and progress to superior weaponry, for I am now a Level 13 user!

*salutes* To the portal!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 09:01:48


At 1/16/06 08:47 AM, psykolord wrote: I think I got around 80 to 100 B/P points yesterday, which helped me out a great deal in my quest towards the next Sergeant rank

Ya last few weeks or so sunday seems to be the best day of the week, well thats what i been noticing anyways...

Congrats on the new level...

~X~


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 11:17:14


At 1/15/06 05:49 PM, Rslegend wrote: There seem to have been alot of stolen/malicious movies in the portal tody. Im really racking up these whistle points.

Malicious flash as in pop ups or just duplicate submissions? If as in pop ups, then good thing that I wasn't on.

At 1/15/06 06:31 PM, innphernoe wrote: it's good to see people who know their place :P

Wow, look at that. A level 26 NG user comes to visit the EG Barracks.

At 1/16/06 08:47 AM, psykolord wrote: I am now a Level 13 user!

Great work on the level up! *salutes* A kick ass level you're on now!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 11:46:45


My B/P pace today was slow... I had to leave down town to run some errands and came across a beautiful sword that would be great in my collection... And I come back to find out I've missed so much... I hardly made 5 points today so far because I just wasn't here... I'll have to recover from that...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:09:35


At 1/16/06 11:46 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: My B/P pace today was slow... I had to leave down town to run some errands and came across a beautiful sword that would be great in my collection... And I come back to find out I've missed so much... I hardly made 5 points today so far because I just wasn't here... I'll have to recover from that...

Yeah...but...you have a SWORD!

It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:24:24


At 1/16/06 12:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(

Some of my knives and swords are like that. I use them for display pieces. Now my broadsword and Odachi on the other hand, are fully functional.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:42:25


At 1/16/06 12:24 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote:
At 1/16/06 12:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(
Some of my knives and swords are like that. I use them for display pieces. Now my broadsword and Odachi on the other hand, are fully functional.

Hey, guys, you're getting off topic here. Post stuff like that in the Martial Arts Club, link is located in my sig.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:45:51


DEFCON Update:

The Portal is speeding up again, so I think we can warrant a change from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3. I don't know how the holiday will affect Portal speed, so a change to DEFCON 2 might be seen today. Either way, keep alert for people with plenty of time on their hands and malicious intent.

At 1/16/06 12:42 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Hey, guys, you're getting off topic here. Post stuff like that in the Martial Arts Club, link is located in my sig.

Actually, we're not. If you look at the first post here, I said you can talk about anything you want, as long as you give your superior officers the respect that is due them. Remember, this is the Barracks...it's not all work here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:50:31


At 1/16/06 12:45 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Actually, we're not. If you look at the first post here, I said you can talk about anything you want, as long as you give your superior officers the respect that is due them. Remember, this is the Barracks...it's not all work here.

Yes, sir! Sorry. I've just been really caught up on gaining B/P points lately, that I forgot about just chatting and relaxing here. I'm realy close to achieving my next rank, Elite Guard Corporal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:53:39


At 1/16/06 12:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: Yeah...but...you have a SWORD!

Yup, 28.5 inches of cold steel

It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(

What else can you get at the flee market for cheap... But I'm not planning to kill with it... Just display...

At 1/16/06 12:24 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: Some of my knives and swords are like that. I use them for display pieces. Now my broadsword and Odachi on the other hand, are fully functional.

I have 2 swords in an X shape in a wooden shield shaped "thing" ( don't know exact name ) that holds it in that shape and on each side of the wall a knife or sword pointing toward the X shape one... The knifes in the X shape are short... About 7 inches of blade... And the saber is about 19 inches of blade and the other knife is 9 inches... So naturally my rooms new center piece is the 28 and a half inch sword I bought today... I now have a modest collection of 7( 2 in the living room, 5 in my room ).

Well back on topic... I saw a flash about the Microsoft dog and was scared for a second it was the notorious BB flash I’ve heard of but it was just a bad movie about the same thing...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 12:59:07


At 1/16/06 12:24 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote:
At 1/16/06 12:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(
Some of my knives and swords are like that. I use them for display pieces. Now my broadsword and Odachi on the other hand, are fully functional.

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
I mean...you lucky bastard, SIR.
*salutes*
I'm glad to see another individual who has visited the Swords Online site. It got me even more into swords than I had been before I saw it.Though the items I got for Christmas, a 9" (5" blade) Persian-style false-edged dagger made in Spain and a 13.5" (8.5") Celtic-style well-sharpened dagger made in China, weren't purchased from Swords Online, they are still nice items (though I had to have my dad stick some paper alongside the blade in the handle of the Persian one to keep the blade from sliding out > : ()

Anyways, back on track!
Even though I know the "share your methods" phase is basically over, I'll still share mine. I used to view only flash movies under 1000 kB because I was overly concerned about running disk cleanups, but I eventually retired this practice. Since those days, I have changed to viewing every UJ flash in the portal.
- If it was meant to piss someone off (those "screamer" flashes for example) or to break the rules (anti-phallic anyone?) I'll vote zero and sometimes blow the whistle. (the whistle of course is only called into service if the flash breaks the rules, such as being pornographic, et cetera)
- When I want a flash blammed, I usually vote a 0 on it. To me the line between portal worthy (2 and up) and trash (0) is very distinct, but the few flashes that sit on that line (such as a rather poorly made flash that made me chuckle but wasn't quite good enough) get ones.
- If I see a flash that is (barely) worthy, or a flash that went slightly "above and beyond" the call of duty but didn't really keep my interest, I tend to vote a two.
- Three is the most common vote I give, with the possible (probable) exception of 0. I give a three to a movie that was both portal worthy and capable of holding my interest. (IE: a well done FBF animation [by FBF, I don't mean that it uses other stuff, I mean that it has the lines dancing around the screen and everything] that has a touch of originality.)
- A four is given to any movie that I felt went well above and beyond the call of duty, and not only held my interest but demanded it. (IE: A game with good graphics and gameplay, but a couple minor to moderate glitches; a movie with exceptionally good graphics, sound, etc., but that is incomplete.)
- Fives are almost as rare from me as ones are. I only give a five if I am convinced it deserves to be either on the front page or the top 50 or both. I rarely if ever give this score to a movie; it is more commonly (relatively, of course) received by a game that I wasn't able to stop playing for any reason.

Well, THAT took me a while. Note that there are sometimes exceptions to these methods, but they are rare. Also note that these are MY methods. If they work for you, by all means use them, but they won't necessarily work for you, or for anyone besides myself for that matter. :/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:09:29


This flash was submitted twice by the same author, and all he did to it was alter the title a little bit and label it as a movie instead of a game. He could have done this in his profile, but instead he chose t resubmit it to the portal, which was stupid of him. Therefore i believe this qualifies it as malicious. Here is the original flash.

Feel free to whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:16:07


Sorry for the double post.

WHY, X-Naut, SIR, WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????????


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:16:26


At 1/16/06 12:59 PM, psykolord wrote:
At 1/16/06 12:24 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: Some of my knives and swords are like that. I use them for display pieces. Now my broadsword and Odachi on the other hand, are fully functional.
YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

Lucky!? I had to work my ass off to earn that.

I mean...you lucky bastard, SIR.
*salutes*

No offence, but I should be saluteing you Sir.

I'm glad to see another individual who has visited the Swords Online site.

Yea, I ordered about three things from them. They really helped with my collection (whitch is now up to 27).

Anyway, back to the subject of flash. What kinds of MLK flash (if any) do you guys think will be on the portal today? Personally, I think there will be a couple good ones.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:20:34


Speaking of swords most of mine are found in Fantasy category . These are usually useless but look more painful than any other sword... The odachi is really long! It's probably very comfortable to wield ( that is why it is functional unlike fantasy swords ). Well on to B/Ping while I still can...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:23:22


At 1/16/06 01:16 PM, KungFuCow wrote: WHY, X-Naut, SIR, WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????????

I know... I was thinking the same thing... I know he is a member here and all but even I could not save that... There is a red line I have for saving... That thing was very unlike him and too bad he did submit it... :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:24:18


At 1/16/06 01:16 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: What kinds of MLK flash (if any) do you guys think will be on the portal today?

I'm having trouble beleaving that there will be any. Privite. I haven't seen any yet. There might be one or two decent ones.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:38:04


X-naut, although you are by far my superior officer and superior by level, I feel I have to comment on your movie. You told me once that they get bad scores because the start syndacite mass votes 0 on them. I am sorry x-naut, I think the reason they get bad scores is merely because they are, well, not that good. Your movie seems to merely be a fast slide show of random images, playing to music. Do not take that much offence at this, but they resemble the barney bunch. To quote kungfoo cow, why x naut? why?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:40:01


I hope there are some good MLK flashes, too. I'd make something if I knew how, lol.
Anyone see the Boondocks last night, with the MLK speech? That was bold of them to air that, I think. Carried a strong message no one is saying nowadays, but might do some good if it was heard. (now watch, someone will try to sue Adult Swim for airing it, lol...pffft)
The portal does seem quite active today overall, which is great. A little slow at the moment, but hopefully it'll pick up again. I would like another 125+ day, to speed up my rise to becoming a Master Sergeant...I'm getting closer! ^_^
Well I'm headed back to the portal. Good hunting, everyone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:53:55


At 1/16/06 01:16 PM, KungFuCow wrote: WHY, X-Naut, SIR, WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????????

I saw that flash. Come on, look at his other flashes. Yeah, they do suck, but just let him submit whatever flash he wants to put on the portal as long as it's not rule breaking. A flash like that would only get likely blammed (although I wish it didn't get blammed no matter how crap it is).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:54:21


Hello to all *salutes all superior officers*
I've been browsing this club for some time and feel it's about time I joined it. Initially I found some members' dedication to the portal quite daunting, but as I have grown experienced myself I now see it as an inspiration. After all the foundation of this great site is around the portal, and it takes dedicated members to defend it from the rubbish thrown at it on a daily basis.
My own efforts today have been reasonable, with somewhere close to 50 points so far (I've been checking into the portal regularly for the last 10 hours or so). Unfortunately due to time differences I often miss the busier periods in the evening, but I do my best in the quiet times!!
Good luck and happy hunting to all this evening,
Donthurtme out! *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 13:58:44


At 1/16/06 12:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/16/06 12:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: It's probably 440J2 Stainless Steel though, right? That metal is like butter. :-(
What else can you get at the flee market for cheap... But I'm not planning to kill with it... Just display...

True, sir...I want to get a battle-worthy katana one day...that'd be fun to play with...

At 1/16/06 12:59 PM, psykolord wrote: Even though I know the "share your methods" phase is basically over, I'll still share mine. I used to view only flash movies under 1000 kB because I was overly concerned about running disk cleanups, but I eventually retired this practice. Since those days, I have changed to viewing every UJ flash in the portal.

I reviewed your methods, and yes, the differ from mine. However, it does give a fair judgement in my opinion and is good for you to use as a guide. Like I said before (and you said in this post), what works for me won't work for you, and vice versa. Everyone's different in that respect. So, thanks for sharing your methods with us, Staff Sergeant!

At 1/16/06 01:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Speaking of swords most of mine are found in Fantasy category . These are usually useless but look more painful than any other sword... The odachi is really long! It's probably very comfortable to wield ( that is why it is functional unlike fantasy swords ). Well on to B/Ping while I still can...

That's why I like the katana, sir. It's very good to use with either one hand or two, and works well with the martial art I take. The katana feels like an extension of my arm, which is what a weapon really should be.

At 1/16/06 01:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 1/16/06 01:16 PM, KungFuCow wrote: WHY, X-Naut, SIR, WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????????
I know... I was thinking the same thing... I know he is a member here and all but even I could not save that... There is a red line I have for saving... That thing was very unlike him and too bad he did submit it... :-(

'Twas thinking the same thing, PFC and Second Lieutenant, sir. I didn't even know what to think!

At 1/16/06 01:53 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I saw that flash. Come on, look at his other flashes. Yeah, they do suck, but just let him submit whatever flash he wants to put on the portal as long as it's not rule breaking. A flash like that would only get likely blammed (although I wish it didn't get blammed no matter how crap it is).

That is true, though. Let us not forget what the Barracks is about...giving a fair vote to all flash and protecting the Portal. Thank you, sir, for your words!

*salutes*

At 1/16/06 01:54 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Hello to all *salutes all superior officers*

*salutes*

I've been browsing this club for some time and feel it's about time I joined it. Initially I found some members' dedication to the portal quite daunting, but as I have grown experienced myself I now see it as an inspiration. After all the foundation of this great site is around the portal, and it takes dedicated members to defend it from the rubbish thrown at it on a daily basis.

The Barracks is a place for us to charge ourselves to protect the Portal and enjoy ourselves here. I'm glad you found these Barracks to your liking, Sergeant First Class. Welcome to the Barracks! Also, don't forget to join the Barracks Forums (link is in my sig)! I will have to give you membership clearance once you join, but soon enough you'll have full access to the member forums!

My own efforts today have been reasonable, with somewhere close to 50 points so far (I've been checking into the portal regularly for the last 10 hours or so). Unfortunately due to time differences I often miss the busier periods in the evening, but I do my best in the quiet times!!

Do what you can, SFC. Protect it how you can, and that is all we ask!

Good luck and happy hunting to all this evening,
Donthurtme out! *salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 14:18:06


At 1/16/06 12:35 AM, harryjarry wrote: Yes, today was a great Blam/Protect day ^_^.

I got over 100 points, it seems like a very long time since I have gotten something like today. I am already at 9,700+ points. I am going fast and should soon land in 10,000+ B/P

You got 100 too! : \
I said this before and ill say it again, its like the faster I get b/p the faster you get b/p.

I have 9,500 now so I guess im only 250 away. Im looking forward to 10,000 also = )

At 1/16/06 01:16 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
Sorry for the double post.
WHY, X-Naut, SIR, WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!????????

I noticed that too. I gave it a 0 ...

At 1/16/06 01:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
That thing was very unlike him and too bad he did submit it... :-(

Ya this could spur some problems... even some hypocrisy. But if you look in his profile thats his 3rd of that series its unfortunate.

At 1/16/06 12:55 AM, EagleRock wrote:
You're taking this a bit hard, eh sir?

ARGHHHTJTYJKGGH!!

Dammit! I wrote a really long post but then I hit the back button and lost it!
*sniffle*

Oh well to sum it up, as long as I stay ahead of you I will most likely be able to:

- stay ahead of JoKeR_ADT
- stay ahead of Dudeo
- pass harryjarry

Anyway im now an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant!
With that boosted voting power I am now above 7 votes! Only 10 more ranks to go. = )

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 14:24:34


Congratulations on making Elite Guard Second Lieutenant, Major_Punk, SIR!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 14:47:42


At 1/16/06 02:18 PM, Major_punk wrote: Ya this could spur some problems... even some hypocrisy. But if you look in his profile thats his 3rd of that series its unfortunate.

Let's hope it doesn't, sir.

At 1/16/06 12:55 AM, EagleRock wrote:
You're taking this a bit hard, eh sir?
ARGHHHTJTYJKGGH!!

Dammit! I wrote a really long post but then I hit the back button and lost it!
*sniffle*

Sorry 'bout that, sir. If I'm writing a long post like that, I usually do a quick Control + A and Control + C to keep it safe.

Oh well to sum it up, as long as I stay ahead of you I will most likely be able to:

- stay ahead of JoKeR_ADT
- stay ahead of Dudeo
- pass harryjarry

Well, we'll see what happens, sir. Indeed, your speed has increased greatly since a while ago, so it might be rather hard for me to pass you at this point...

Anyway im now an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant!

Congratulations, sir! I also took the liberty to congratulate you on the forums and post your picture on there. Note you can link from Newgrounds pictures, once you post them in these forums...

With that boosted voting power I am now above 7 votes! Only 10 more ranks to go. = )

Sadly, my level isn't high enough to boost me to 7 votes once I make Second Lieutenant. I'll probably either have to wait until I scrounge up those last hundreths or just wait until I make it to First Lieutenant...that's my curse for not depositing for over two years...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-16 14:50:21


At 1/16/06 01:58 PM, EagleRock wrote: That is true, though. Let us not forget what the Barracks is about...giving a fair vote to all flash and protecting the Portal. Thank you, sir, for your words!

And thank you Praporshchik EagleRock for supporting what I said.

At 1/16/06 02:18 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway im now an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant!

Congrats!

With that boosted voting power I am now above 7 votes! Only 10 more ranks to go. = )

Congrats for that as well! *salutes*

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At 1/16/06 02:50 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:
At 1/16/06 02:18 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway im now an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant!

Congrats sir on the new rank! *salutes*

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I hoe Major_punk enjoys his new rank... and I've taken the liberty to edit his forum post to have the picture included through one of my recourses. He same beloved rank I should be leaving in 2 to 3 days... Oh well, enjoy the 7 plus VP which puts you in the middle of weak to strong voters ( we're in the same boat any way )


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Man my spelling was off on that post... It basically meant I hope Major_punk enjoys his rank as I have and the picture I helped him get. I sure hope he does not mind me editing his post, it was for the best. With the good behavior of Barracks members I never see the need to edit a post to remove something... only to add...


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