Well now its time for my induction speech/post:

Well i have worked long and hard to get here and it has finally paid off. And well i am glad i finally made it here to the EGB cause this has like always been a place where i have wanted to be since i first joined Ng. And now that i am apart of something this great is just truly an honor. And i guess my next goal would be to reach EG Supreme Commander which will take me a while but i will wait it out with you all here. And thanks for letting me join something so great as the EGB. And thats why i feel truly honored to join such a great place as this. And i promise i will be the best member here as i possibly can as i am the new guy, I know alot is expected of me and i will do my best not to dissapoint anybody here by acting any other way then i should. But Lets gets this party started off right.

At 4/19/07 12:54 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well now its time for my induction speech/post:

Well i have worked long and hard to get here and it has finally paid off. And well i am glad i finally made it here to the EGB cause this has like always been a place where i have wanted to be since i first joined Ng. And now that i am apart of something this great is just truly an honor. And i guess my next goal would be to reach EG Supreme Commander which will take me a while but i will wait it out with you all here. And thanks for letting me join something so great as the EGB. And thats why i feel truly honored to join such a great place as this. And i promise i will be the best member here as i possibly can as i am the new guy, I know alot is expected of me and i will do my best not to dissapoint anybody here by acting any other way then i should. But Lets gets this party started off right.

You're going to have a great time here raising through the ranks! I look forward to all the great times everyone is going to have now that we have another guard to contribute to the topics. It will take all of us a while to reach EGSC so no worries there. I hope to see you as a regular here!

*Salutes*

Oh i wont pass up the chance to be a regular here because i have really worked to hard not be active here. And well another 500 b/p points for me to earn to get to that next rank. I guess i better get started.

*Salutes*

At 4/19/07 01:01 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Oh i wont pass up the chance to be a regular here because i have really worked to hard not be active here. And well another 500 b/p points for me to earn to get to that next rank. I guess i better get started.

Thats great to know! I have 335 b/p point left until my next rank though. Shouldn't take too long for me to rack up some points though.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Well i am going to give the b/ping a rest for now. Cause it was alot of work to get here now i just want to rest and celebrate.

At 4/19/07 01:06 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i am going to give the b/ping a rest for now. Cause it was alot of work to get here now i just want to rest and celebrate.

You deserved a rest after all that but as for myself, I am b/ping whenever I get a chance. I will not stop until I am in the top 100. Then my motivation will be the top 50, I will make it one day.

Well, it is sometimes interesting here, but not much besides talking about stolen flashes. Only problem is that they're already flagged.

Well the thread seems to be doing very good. We are going in good speed, 2 pages in under 10 hours as I see it. All I have to say really is for you guys to keep it up, I'm actually satisfied with you.

At 4/19/07 01:45 AM, Gorillazrock wrote: Well, it is sometimes interesting here, but not much besides talking about stolen flashes. Only problem is that they're already flagged.

They always get flagged quickly when one's with a keen eye enter the portal.

At 4/19/07 01:47 AM, Phantom wrote: Well the thread seems to be doing very good. We are going in good speed, 2 pages in under 10 hours as I see it. All I have to say really is for you guys to keep it up, I'm actually satisfied with you.

Thanks, I'm glad my contributions to the thread made you satisfied with us! :)

At 4/19/07 01:47 AM, Phantom wrote: Well the thread seems to be doing very good. We are going in good speed, 2 pages in under 10 hours as I see it. All I have to say really is for you guys to keep it up, I'm actually satisfied with you.

Our membership and power are growing faster than me on hentai. :-D

Let's keep growing...1000 pages before the year is out!

At 4/19/07 02:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/19/07 01:47 AM, Phantom wrote: Well the thread seems to be doing very good. We are going in good speed, 2 pages in under 10 hours as I see it. All I have to say really is for you guys to keep it up, I'm actually satisfied with you.

Our membership and power are growing faster than me on hentai. :-D

I'm sure that is.. alot.

Let's keep growing...1000 pages before the year is out!

I think that could be pulled off really. I don't see why not with the rate everything is going at now.

Damn this place moves fast. Stop posting ya punks! >:)

*PenguinLink rushes into the Elite Guard Barracks and sees he is too late for Sentio's party. He sees booze everywhere, strippers lying everywhere asleep, Slash busy working on his animations while eating Goldfish crackers, etc."

Sorry Sentio. I missed the day you became an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. :( I have gotten awful busy these past few days, and I still am. >:( But I shall make it up for you. Expect a "Celebratory" Flash on you behalf celebrating the day you became an honorable Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Although I do not know the exact date it'll be done (I haven't even started it for Big Bird's sake), I hope I get it done before Pico day. Anyway, Congratulations buddy. :)

I have also seen a couple of new recruits joining lately. Welcome, lads. Just don't tear the place up. Although my eyes are about to explode at the moment from reading 7 EGB pages I missed since my absence, I am glad this place became active once again.

Damn, am I tired.

*PenguinLink mumbles and curses until his head falls abruptly on his keyboard and starts snoring.*

*Salutes*

At 4/19/07 02:44 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Damn this place moves fast. Stop posting ya punks! >:)

Hey, everyone wanted us to become more active so we did!

*PenguinLink rushes into the Elite Guard Barracks and sees he is too late for Sentio's party. He sees booze everywhere, strippers lying everywhere asleep, Slash busy working on his animations while eating Goldfish crackers, etc."

About that.. well, you miss a hell of a party but heres the videotape!

Sorry Sentio. I missed the day you became an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. :( I have gotten awful busy these past few days, and I still am. >:( But I shall make it up for you. Expect a "Celebratory" Flash on you behalf celebrating the day you became an honorable Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Although I do not know the exact date it'll be done (I haven't even started it for Big Bird's sake), I hope I get it done before Pico day. Anyway, Congratulations buddy. :)

Congrats from me as well!

I have also seen a couple of new recruits joining lately. Welcome, lads. Just don't tear the place up. Although my eyes are about to explode at the moment from reading 7 EGB pages I missed since my absence, I am glad this place became active once again.

I haven't seen this place this active in a long time. I'm glad things are back on their feet now though and this place is moving fast again.

Damn, am I tired.

*PenguinLink mumbles and curses until his head falls abruptly on his keyboard and starts snoring.*

*Covers up with blanket* Poor guy...

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/18/07 02:36 AM, Sentio wrote:

I'm not keeping up with it too closely, mainly because your team went and pipped the Av's to the playoffs >:(. Yeah, Calgary will not be a team that I will be supporting in this post season. Having said that I really don't know who I do want to win it- all I want is a lot of exciting games!

>> Actually The Colorado Avalamche did give an exciting, last push. That's what I mean by underdog teams, like they wern't going to give up without a fight. and beat Calgary, that one game (that Calgary was trying to Clinche and put them away). But the Avalanches really fought hard. That was a very very good defeat for us. That's what I like about hockey, mortals struggling with broken bodies (ie Teeth, bloody noses, knocked out, snapped ankles, Or if you're the Goalie a pile of people if like 5 people get stuck in a net). That's what I like, that all hockey players get so banged up like crash derbies. And then they find the strenght to break away, and score. Like Inglina's forhead used to be SMOOTH, now there's a thick line on his forehead.

I wonder what Sidney Crosby would look like in 5 years??? Like Messier used to look young then he resembles Bruce Willis on 16 BLOCKS (OUCH!).

Anyways. I was very very impressed with Colorado's not giving up drive. I wish they only did that when they were the Winnipeg Jets. because I'm orginally from Winnerpeg. O'm in the nefacious works to scheme a return for Winnipeg Jets. Now if Calgary Flames Vs the Canucks that would be a very very intresting match (if Calgary makes it that far). They seem to be having their game faces on. Like the first two games NO EFFORT and it shows! like they worked that hard to get to the playoffs. Then they lose that intensity.

Like you said. I like it only when there is lots of intesity, lots of heart attack inducing plays. saves, and painful sacrifices. (example defensemen diving for the puck, like they were Body guards. saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOO). That hurts because like the puck goes at 80-100km a hour (well pretty slower, but it's frozen rubber. and it goes into the unprotected stomach. owwww! Yet the player still gets up and plays. That's amazing.

At 4/18/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.

Sent you a PM on this one

At 4/18/07 06:33 PM, TheThing wrote: Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.

Well, with you and me, we could get a Dr Who style episode going... or am I reading too much into it?

At 4/19/07 04:07 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: >> Actually The Colorado Avalamche did give an exciting, last push. That's what I mean by underdog teams, like they wern't going to give up without a fight. and beat Calgary, that one game (that Calgary was trying to Clinche and put them away). But the Avalanches really fought hard. That was a very very good defeat for us. That's what I like about hockey, mortals struggling with broken bodies (ie Teeth, bloody noses, knocked out, snapped ankles, Or if you're the Goalie a pile of people if like 5 people get stuck in a net). That's what I like, that all hockey players get so banged up like crash derbies. And then they find the strenght to break away, and score. Like Inglina's forhead used to be SMOOTH, now there's a thick line on his forehead.

Tell that to the boneheads in the Hockey Club. They are writing off the Avs for the duration (possibly to wind me and Twerpo up, but I'm pointing out that we've got one of the most prolific points scorers in NHL history on our team for at least another 12 months)

Anyways. I was very very impressed with Colorado's not giving up drive. I wish they only did that when they were the Winnipeg Jets. because I'm orginally from Winnerpeg. O'm in the nefacious works to scheme a return for Winnipeg Jets.

The Colorado Avalanche were never the Winnipeg Jets. We started life as the Quebec Nordiques and moved across to Denver in 1995, before going on a tear with Sakic and Roy to win the 1996 Stanley Cup.

The Winnipeg Jets... didn't they become the Phoenix Coyotes?
Yes they did! Winnipeg seems like a prominent candidate to receive a hockey club next, should a franchise move.

Like you said. I like it only when there is lots of intesity, lots of heart attack inducing plays. saves, and painful sacrifices. (example defensemen diving for the puck, like they were Body guards. saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOO). That hurts because like the puck goes at 80-100km a hour.

I once saw Calle Johansson of the Washington Capitals take a puck in the face. The trasiner ran out, held a towel for him to catch his 6 teeth. Calle just rinsed out his mouth and returned calmly to the bench to finish the game - he played another 5 minutes on the ice, before undergoing root-canal work the following day.

At 4/18/07 10:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia.

I was gonna read it like Speakonia, but with my own voice. I figured that'd be a little more funny.

Well hey slash i might send ya a pm on the co-authorship now that i have made it to the club. But i really dont know what to say in that pm but im sure i will think of something.

At 4/19/07 01:47 AM, Phantom wrote: Well the thread seems to be doing very good. We are going in good speed, 2 pages in under 10 hours as I see it. All I have to say really is for you guys to keep it up, I'm actually satisfied with you.

Does this mean we aren't going to get any beatings today :O?

At 4/19/07 02:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Our membership and power are growing faster than me on hentai. :-D

Let's keep growing...1000 pages before the year is out!

If the thread keeps going at this pace we should make it with ease :). It's great to see the place moving as fast as it used to.

At 4/19/07 02:44 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Damn this place moves fast. Stop posting ya punks! >:)

NEVER! Now that I am at the top of two stats (deity whistle and EGSC) the only thing I can work on is post count and reviews, as EXP kind of moves along at its own pace. So expect to see a lot more posts from now on!

Sorry Sentio. I missed the day you became an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. :( I have gotten awful busy these past few days, and I still am. >:( But I shall make it up for you. Expect a "Celebratory" Flash on you behalf celebrating the day you became an honorable Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Although I do not know the exact date it'll be done (I haven't even started it for Big Bird's sake), I hope I get it done before Pico day. Anyway, Congratulations buddy. :)

Yeah, I was kind of wondering where you were- we needed a pinata and you were nowhere to be seen >:(. Anyway, thanks for the late congrats, and I'm honoured that you want to make a flash for the event :)

At 4/19/07 02:52 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

Congrats from me as well!

Thanks :)

At 4/19/07 04:07 AM, hongkongexpress wrote:

long ass hockey post...

Yeah, you have no idea how excited I was about the Av's late push this season, but they just left it a little too late :(. Good luck to Calgary in the playoffs, but I don't think they will get too far given their slump at the end of the season. I really don't know enough to make a prediction for the winner- I'm new to the sport as I've only been over here 8 and a half months, but lots of blood would certainly be a good thing :D

At 4/19/07 08:58 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hey slash i might send ya a pm on the co-authorship now that i have made it to the club. But i really dont know what to say in that pm but im sure i will think of something.

I'm not sure there is much that needs saying :). Just 'I'm in' and leave the rest up to Slash- just don't be offended by any results!

*salutes*

Damn hell damn, I slept it. Sigh. At least it doesn't look like I missed a whole lot of points...

Read everyone's PM's, sent y'all portal buddy requests. With two flashes filled and a third halfway filled, I reeeeally need to hurry with my Slash Returns flash, or y'all will get impatient...

At 4/19/07 08:18 AM, Snerd wrote:

At 4/18/07 10:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia.

I was gonna read it like Speakonia, but with my own voice. I figured that'd be a little more funny.

We can try that. I can e-mail you the script to read when it's completed, if you PM me your e-mail address. Then you just gotta record it and send me the audio file, heh.

At 4/19/07 12:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Read everyone's PM's, sent y'all portal buddy requests. With two flashes filled and a third halfway filled, I reeeeally need to hurry with my Slash Returns flash, or y'all will get impatient...

I sent you one yesterday and your now on my buddy list so everything is sweet. Now hurry the goddman hell up with the flash. Only joking but i really want to see it.

anyone else noticed that those two flashes we flagged yesterday, one of them is marked for administrative review and the other isnt, strange, either neither or stolen or both or stolen. I cant see why only would would be reviewed by admins.

I didn't see you last post, Slash. Sorry. I just recorded my own shit and sent it to you. It's too long and I had to sacrifice quality for file size. It's probably best for me to just do what you send. Sorry.

Possible Stolen Alert

Suspect

Original

The author claims it was stolen from him, but given the age of the original submission, the fact that the account is new, and that he would have been 10 at the time the flash was submitted...yeah, I'm blowing the whistle on this.

At 4/19/07 01:12 PM, Snerd wrote: I didn't see you last post, Slash. Sorry. I just recorded my own shit and sent it to you. It's too long and I had to sacrifice quality for file size. It's probably best for me to just do what you send. Sorry.

Well, if instead of the Speakonia we use the voice clip (instead of in addition to it), it should be fine. I'll go check it out and get back to ya.

Stolen Flash
Original Flash

PS - Hi

Well hey everybody i just got back from the portal. And yeah i also saw a few stolen movies but they have already been posted here by the looks of things so good work people on spotting them. But anyway i am now working feverishly towards getting to my next rank and b/pin anything and everything that i can.

At 4/19/07 03:46 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hey everybody i just got back from the portal. And yeah i also saw a few stolen movies but they have already been posted here by the looks of things so good work people on spotting them. But anyway i am now working feverishly towards getting to my next rank and b/pin anything and everything that i can.

Yeah, you came a bit late for posting stolen links but anyway. Im also trying to get to my next rank, over half way there now. I want to get there before the next Barracks roster update which is in less than two weeks. welcome to the EGB anyway.

Wow, this place looks like fun for a B/Per...can I join? I have at least 3 B/P points!

At 4/19/07 04:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow, this place looks like fun for a B/Per...can I join? I have at least 3 B/P points!

You need at least 1500. Go back to the portal and rack up more.

:angry faic:

At 4/19/07 05:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/19/07 04:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow, this place looks like fun for a B/Per...can I join? I have at least 3 B/P points!

You need at least 1500. Go back to the portal and rack up more.

angry faic:

Okay, I have 31,745 now. Is that enough?

At 4/19/07 05:06 PM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, I have 31,745 now. Is that enough?

SNAP

Star-pace times 31 for the win...

I guess I'll need to cancel my Search For EagleRock flash series now...

At 4/19/07 05:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/19/07 05:06 PM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, I have 31,745 now. Is that enough?

SNAP

Star-pace times 31 for the win...

I guess I'll need to cancel my Search For EagleRock flash series now...

Aww...can you do it anyway? I can, like, go away and come back you know...

I only read up on the last 10 pages or so...I see Phantom is weaning his time here at the Barracks? Or am I just reading that wrong? Also, any new officers? Big events? Slash getting slapped in the face?