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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:14:01


At 4/18/07 08:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.

I'll add you to the list for the second batch, heh.

At 4/18/07 08:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..

Don't be so sure, Slash often magically visits people in their sleep.

It's like Orgasm Girl, except...yeah.

:goes back to tinkering with HAISTLWU:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:23:36


At 4/18/07 08:00 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.
The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"

Oh, it must have been funnier than it sounds. If only you had a copy of the pic, and posted it on putfile or something

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?
Fuck you, meng.

I just thought it didn't make sense. And if it did, it's an old joke (just like in the bottom right hand corner.

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.
Racist!

Hey, I'm not the one who put it on the box, now did I, racist.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:30:15


At 4/18/07 08:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.
I'll add you to the list for the second batch, heh.

alright cool

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:56:29


At 4/18/07 08:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..
Don't be so sure, Slash often magically visits people in their sleep.

It's like Orgasm Girl, except...yeah.

Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:01:56


At 4/18/07 08:56 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)

Awesome. Send me a portal buddy request and it shall be done, heh.

Currently:

Flash 1---Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, Seamonky

Flash 2---TheThing, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, DarkLotusJuggalo, [space available]


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:06:55


At 4/18/07 08:23 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:00 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.
The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"
Oh, it must have been funnier than it sounds. If only you had a copy of the pic, and posted it on putfile or something

I found someone wearing it as a sig, lmao.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/sig_pics/1739/1 739984.gif

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?
Fuck you, meng.
I just thought it didn't make sense. And if it did, it's an old joke (just like in the bottom right hand corner.

Suck my dick :o

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.
Racist!
Hey, I'm not the one who put it on the box, now did I, racist.

Lmao, I'm just kidding yo.

Also, this topic is pissing me off.
Too much back and forthing with that fag Slash (he probably won't even notice this post).


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:10:56


At 4/18/07 09:06 PM, MadCow wrote: Too much back and forthing with that fag Slash (he probably won't even notice this post).

Slash is omniscient.

I am capable of B/P'ing, working on flash, listening to music, watching a movie, watching porn, downloading more porn, and monitoring the BBS, all at the same time.

It may explain my mental state... :-(


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:15:54


At 4/18/07 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Flash 2---TheThing, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, DarkLotusJuggalo, [space available]

Can I have the last spot?

So, how's it goin' everybody? It's been one hecktic day for me, seriously, 3 major tests at school... But, atleast I got free whipped cream ( not that kind ) and it's all mine, no putting it in a bowl either! Ü


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:19:54


At 4/18/07 09:15 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Can I have the last spot?

Yep. People can still apply for a third installment, of course! Just send me a PM and a portal buddy request if you're interested!

So, how's it goin' everybody? It's been one hecktic day for me, seriously, 3 major tests at school...

Tests suck. Four years of IB nearly drove me to madness.

But, atleast I got free whipped cream ( not that kind ) and it's all mine, no putting it in a bowl either! Ü

O_O

I'd ask for a taste, but...I'm not going back to that place, man. It was shank or be shanked. :-/


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:09:22


wEll hey it wont be to long now before i can really call myself a member here . Cause i only 12 b/p points away from it.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:33:54


I swear, this is the most hilarious, and perhaps pitiful, thread I've ever seen in the Wi/Ht? forum.

It rofls my waffles.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:35:45


At 4/18/07 09:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Yep.

Thanks.

Tests suck. Four years of IB nearly drove me to madness.

This school I go to is driving me mad, it's so stupid!


O_O

I'd ask for a taste, but...I'm not going back to that place, man. It was shank or be shanked. :-/

Lol, that's a big problem there, huh?

We seem to have a lot of graduates this time of year from the NGPD lately, eh? I wonder how long this has been going on, you know, the increased activity in the graduate department thing-a-ma-jiggy (no, not you TheThing)...

Well, I'm off to b/p.


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I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:40:36


Well yeah the portal seems to be quite dead and all i need is 10 more b/p points. This really sucks because its running so slow but i have b/ped everything in there at the moment. And yeah there does seem to be alot of people graduating from the NGPD (Myself Included).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:41:33


Slash, I'm dead serious about recording my voice for that stuff. Let me know what I should do and how I can get it to you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:42:19


At 4/18/07 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:56 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)
Awesome. Send me a portal buddy request and it shall be done, heh.

Will do, let me know when you think it will be finished so I can keep a look out for it.

At 4/18/07 09:06 PM, MadCow wrote: I found someone wearing it as a sig, lmao.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/sig_pics/1739/1 739984.gif

The link won't work.

At 4/18/07 10:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I swear, this is the most hilarious, and perhaps pitiful, thread I've ever seen in the Wi/Ht? forum.

It rofls my waffles.

Thats awesome man, I think that may be the most pathetic thread yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:50:18


At 4/18/07 10:41 PM, Snerd wrote: Slash, I'm dead serious about recording my voice for that stuff. Let me know what I should do and how I can get it to you.

Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia. But if you want to have some of your own audio in it, go ahead and send me an audio file (minute long at the absolute most) to my e-mail, slashfirestorm@inbox.com (which I'm perfectly comfortable posting in the BBS, heh. I kinda like hate-mail sometimes).

This goes for anyone else who wants to. It's not at all necessary; hell, if EVERYONE does, the filesize might go crazy. So if you want to, keep it short (minute or less) and e-mail it to me. I'll find some good use for them, heh.

As for what to say...anything you want, but make it secret-episode-y. As in cocks, tentacles, anal penetration by beloved childhood icons, etc.

XD


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:59:08


Well i would like to have a batting average but i dont know a thing about flash so thats like impossible for me to achieve at the moment. But anyway i am only 8 away from becoming a member here now.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:18:51


At 4/18/07 10:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia. But if you want to have some of your own audio in it, go ahead and send me an audio file (minute long at the absolute most) to my e-mail, slashfirestorm@inbox.com (which I'm perfectly comfortable posting in the BBS, heh. I kinda like hate-mail sometimes).

I'm fine with having that used for me. I personaly don't care if my character uses that. About hate mail, I think its great as well at times. I get a lot on Newgrounds, only from people who dislike Juggalos though, odd.

Also, Slash I added you to my portal buddies list. Accept.

At 4/18/07 10:59 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i would like to have a batting average but i dont know a thing about flash so thats like impossible for me to achieve at the moment. But anyway i am only 8 away from becoming a member here now.

He was talking about recording a person's voice, not flash. I will be one of the first to welcome you here when you do reach the points needed.

Prepares popcorn.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:22:13


Yeah i am only like 5 away now. *Prepares for welcoming party* so well i guess i will go get those final points and the next time i post here i will be an elite guard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:26:32


At 4/18/07 11:18 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I'm fine with having that used for me. I personaly don't care if my character uses that. About hate mail, I think its great as well at times. I get a lot on Newgrounds, only from people who dislike Juggalos though, odd.

Also, Slash I added you to my portal buddies list. Accept.

Accepted.

Yes, remember that Secret Episodes are all in fun. Crazy, gay fun. Hell, I made one about myself! :-P

And hooray at being about to get another Barracks member! :-D


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:30:36


At 4/18/07 11:22 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah i am only like 5 away now. *Prepares for welcoming party* so well i guess i will go get those final points and the next time i post here i will be an elite guard.

You're exactly 6 points away right now. I am preparing the streamers right now so give me a sec to finish up for the party.

At 4/18/07 11:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Accepted.

Awesome!

Yes, remember that Secret Episodes are all in fun. Crazy, gay fun. Hell, I made one about myself! :-P

When the episode with me in it coming out?

And hooray at being about to get another Barracks member! :-D

I can't wait, I have everything prepared! Did you remeber the cake Slash?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:35:24


At 4/18/07 11:30 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: When the episode with me in it coming out?

Not sure. You're in batch two, and here's my (hopeful) schedule:

Slash Returns: HAISTLWU---24-48 hours

Secret Episode Special 1---One week

Secret Episode Special 2---Two weeks.

Meh. I alternate between lazy and hyper randomly, though. So I'd say 10-18 days, most likely.

I can't wait, I have everything prepared! Did you remeber the cake Slash?!

I remembered the strippers!


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:47:37


At 4/18/07 11:35 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 11:30 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: When the episode with me in it coming out?
Not sure. You're in batch two, and here's my (hopeful) schedule:
Meh. I alternate between lazy and hyper randomly, though. So I'd say 10-18 days, most likely.

Thats cool then, I look forward to all the "activities" I'm sure will be in the flash.

I can't wait, I have everything prepared! Did you remeber the cake Slash?!
I remembered the strippers!

Awesome! Wait... male or female this time?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:51:04


Too lazy to quote, nothing new there...

Wow, this place is moving fast at the moment. Once again I'm going to remind a few people: no one line posts!. There have been a few over the last few pages, so try and put a bit more to them in future. With this level of activity it should be easy to find more than a couple of wards to say. I don't like having to tell people these things- I'm not naturally someone that moans/shouts at people, so please don't make me have to.

Second- I saw that ramagi reviewed your flash Slash- I'm looking forward to the response :D

I'm also looking forward to all of your upcoming projects!

An early welcome to I-love-Caitlyn- I'm sure I'm not the first to say it, but that is a pretty unusual name you have there. I know what it feels like to find that special person, and I hope it turns out better for you than it did for me. Anyway, enjoy your time here :). All of these new members are making this place fly along- is there anyone left in the NGPD now?

And the review I mentioned yesterday is now up to 39/43 marks for good reviews :O !!!! That is just crazy. As expected a few idiots have decided to mark it as unhelpful/abusive, but then they don't know anything :D.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:52:29


what is the point of this crew? not try to be a ass or intrude just a question.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:55:57


Oh i have to be an elite guard aww


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 00:01:33


At 4/18/07 11:52 PM, ironraven24 wrote: what is the point of this crew? not try to be a ass or intrude just a question.

It's a place for Elite Guards to spend time as they B/P on the portal, whether it be chatting, comparing techniques, discussing flashes, notifying others about stolen flashes...etc..


Slash's call

was absorbed

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 00:02:23


At 4/18/07 11:55 PM, ironraven24 wrote: Oh i have to be an elite guard aww

It may have been a good idea to read the first post, or indeed the title of the thread before you asked the question...

Anyway, as you have correctly identified, this is a place for the Elite Guards to come and help to protect the portal. One of our main roles is to encourage fair voting, with a full range of marks from 0-5, and giving flash the score that they deserve rather than giving them undeserving scores simply to gain points.

We also encourage members to post any flash that they suspect is stolen, preferably with a link to the original site, and also notify us of unsuitable or mass pop up submissions that need to be whistled.

And most of all this is a place to hang out and chat amongst like minded individuals, either about the portal and our B/P progress, or about life in general.

If you are interested in joining then get to work in the portal and gain the necessary rank. In the mean time you are welcome to read this thread, but please do not post as you can't be admitted until you have 1500 points. Any further posts will be considered spam and we will contact a mod to 'remove' you. Should you have any more questions PM me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 00:03:01


Well thanks Sentio for that early welcome. And i said the next time i posted here i would be elite guard. But the portal is moving at a snails pace. And your right sentio alot of people have said that i have a name thats not that normal. And well i like to be diffrent and yeah i hope that everything goes great between me and her so that we can stay together. But anyway i will try to find a way to reach Elite Guard here pretty soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 00:53:04


At 4/19/07 12:03 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well thanks Sentio for that early welcome. And i said the next time i posted here i would be elite guard. But the portal is moving at a snails pace. And your right sentio alot of people have said that i have a name thats not that normal. And well i like to be diffrent and yeah i hope that everything goes great between me and her so that we can stay together. But anyway i will try to find a way to reach Elite Guard here pretty soon.

You're now an Elite Guard! Welcome, enjoy the cake, some streamers may be flying around so don't worry about hearing some bangs. Slash also got some strippers but I really don't know if they're male or female... don't ask.


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