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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 17:24:00


At 4/19/07 05:18 PM, EagleRock wrote: Aww...can you do it anyway? I can, like, go away and come back you know...

Hell, I could still do it and just make it a flashback of your travels. But it wasn't gonna be imminent, anyhow...as you can tell, I'm swamped with flash at the moment, heh.

I only read up on the last 10 pages or so...I see Phantom is weaning his time here at the Barracks? Or am I just reading that wrong? Also, any new officers? Big events? Slash getting slapped in the face?

I get slapped on a regular basis. Although my milkshake still brings all the boys (and girls) to the yard...ramagi liked my flash dedicated to her. ^_^


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 17:54:30


At 4/19/07 01:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Possible Stolen Alert

Suspect

Original

The author claims it was stolen from him, but given the age of the original submission, the fact that the account is new, and that he would have been 10 at the time the flash was submitted...yeah, I'm blowing the whistle on this.

At 4/19/07 01:12 PM, Snerd wrote: I didn't see you last post, Slash. Sorry. I just recorded my own shit and sent it to you. It's too long and I had to sacrifice quality for file size. It's probably best for me to just do what you send. Sorry.
Well, if instead of the Speakonia we use the voice clip (instead of in addition to it), it should be fine. I'll go check it out and get back to ya.

I used Speakonia but I recorded it on my mic because I wanted to have a song in the background as a very, very subtle joke that is pretty much lost now because of the quality of the recording. Just go ahead and do Speakonia and just use my picture.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 18:11:41


At 4/19/07 05:54 PM, Snerd wrote: I used Speakonia but I recorded it on my mic because I wanted to have a song in the background as a very, very subtle joke that is pretty much lost now because of the quality of the recording. Just go ahead and do Speakonia and just use my picture.

Gotcha.

Anyhow, I PM'ed Wade about the likely-stolen flash that passed judgement, linking to the original and such. No one else needs to do so; we don't want ten people bugging him about the same thing.

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 18:14:26


Well i never got the chance to that you Slash and DarkLotusJuggalo for the kickass party. But anyway thanks for that and such a warm welcome. But it looks as though EagleRock has returned well thats a good thing to see. But anyway im on my way back to the portal so see you all when i return.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 18:18:01


At 4/19/07 06:14 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i never got the chance to that you Slash and DarkLotusJuggalo for the kickass party. But anyway thanks for that and such a warm welcome. But it looks as though EagleRock has returned well thats a good thing to see. But anyway im on my way back to the portal so see you all when i return.

No problem at all. We're somewhat like a family here and we aim to please but in the same sense, if someone goes against the family. *cracks knuckles* then its up to me to hold them down while Slash has his way with them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 18:21:29


Yeah i cant imagine what slash would do to that person. But anyway im still b/ping and i have 460-455 to go until my next rank i think im making some good progress towards that. But well i also cant wait to see how those flashes from Slash will turn out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:03:31


By the end of the weekend, I should be up to 1700 b/p points. Hopefully, I can be well over that by Sunday and rather close to 1800 by Tuesday. I need to work really hard if I'm to get to 2000 b/p. Hopefully, Pico Day will make up for the points I lack toward my goal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:11:07


At 4/17/07 10:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash's flashes combined with good graphics?

MY GOD

We would fucking run this place. :-O

Let's try not to get ahead of ourselves. :P

At 4/19/07 02:16 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Let's keep growing...1000 pages before the year is out!

I don't think that's going to be a problem, especially this place has gotten even more active. And most of it, I barely got to become part of. ;_;

At 4/19/07 02:44 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Damn this place moves fast. Stop posting ya punks! >:)

How do you think I feel? I've only been gone for one day, and what do I get when I come back? BAM, four pages that have yet to be read.

At 4/19/07 04:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow, this place looks like fun for a B/Per...can I join? I have at least 3 B/P points!

Hmm, you look familiar...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:13:26


Yeah pico day is really going to help me reach the next rank. Cause i am going to b/ping up to that day and i am going to try to be half way there by pico day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:15:15


Well hopefully with the help of pico day i can reach my next rank if im lucky. Cause im going to try to be half way to my next rank by pico day.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:18:59


Are you trying to double post in this man's interweb army?!?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:30:53


At 4/19/07 07:18 PM, Snerd wrote: Are you trying to double post in this man's interweb army?!?

Better than a spam post.

Or triple post. Whichever.

Cookie to those who still remember me.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:38:28


At 4/19/07 06:14 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i never got the chance to that you Slash and DarkLotusJuggalo for the kickass party. But anyway thanks for that and such a warm welcome. But it looks as though EagleRock has returned well thats a good thing to see. But anyway im on my way back to the portal so see you all when i return.

I try. :-) I noticed signs of Phantom leaving, so I figured I needed to step on back. Besides...I was bored... :-)

At 4/19/07 07:11 PM, X-Naut wrote:
At 4/19/07 04:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: Wow, this place looks like fun for a B/Per...can I join? I have at least 3 B/P points!
Hmm, you look familiar...

Yep. Been a while, hasn't it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:41:27


At 4/19/07 07:30 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Cookie to those who still remember me.

Who the hell are all these random new people? I hope this isn't an invasion... >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 19:51:41


At 4/19/07 07:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/19/07 07:30 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Cookie to those who still remember me.
Who the hell are all these random new people? I hope this isn't an invasion... >:(

Yeah...who the hell are you? :-) Nice to see one of the veterans back...I still remember when you were the head honcho over at the NGPD...wow...long time ago...

And TWO cookies to all that remember me...so HA!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 20:17:39


At 4/19/07 07:51 PM, EagleRock wrote:
And TWO cookies to all that remember me...so HA!

I remember you, you were the one who responded to me(when I was a n00b) waaaaay back there in the old pages.

do I get the cookies now?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 20:25:41


At 4/19/07 08:17 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 4/19/07 07:51 PM, EagleRock wrote:
And TWO cookies to all that remember me...so HA!
I remember you, you were the one who responded to me(when I was a n00b) waaaaay back there in the old pages.

do I get the cookies now?

No. Later. :-)

Okay, FINE, go to the Barracks Mess and grab some rations.

In the meantime, I get the daunting task of cleaning up an XP install that has been running for over 2 years. It's gotten so bad that World of Warcraft runs at 10fps. I'll take bets on:

- How much disk space I free up (I have 160GB in total, 140GB used up)
- My new FPS in WoW
- How many viruses I get
- How many instances of spyware I get
- How long this will take

I started 8:15 EST. Let's see, shall we?

...this is why I bought a MacBook...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 20:51:40


Wow, I go away for a couple of hours, and a whole page springs up!

At 4/19/07 07:15 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hopefully with the help of pico day i can reach my next rank if im lucky. Cause im going to try to be half way to my next rank by pico day.

I'm going to guess that was accidental, although it is fairly impressive that the second post is slightly different from the first, so it wasn't simply a case of hitting the post button twice. Good luck with reaching your goal on Pico day. Back when I first joined this club (waaaaaaay back on page 74), I would take weeks to rank up. If I was going at my current pace back then I'd rank up every week!

At 4/19/07 07:30 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Cookie to those who still remember me.

Cookie please :D

At 4/19/07 08:17 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 4/19/07 07:51 PM, EagleRock wrote:
And TWO cookies to all that remember me...so HA!
I remember you, you were the one who responded to me(when I was a n00b) waaaaay back there in the old pages.

do I get the cookies now?

He was also the person who greeted my into the Barracks way back on page 74. Good to see you back around sir, and I'll look forward to my cookies, assuming Andrea hasn't stolen them. If that is the case, be warned Andrea- I have a flying monkey and I know how to use it! >:(

At 4/19/07 08:25 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/19/07 08:17 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

I'll take bets on:


- How much disk space I free up (I have 160GB in total, 140GB used up)
- My new FPS in WoW
- How many viruses I get
- How many instances of spyware I get
- How long this will take

I started 8:15 EST. Let's see, shall we?

...this is why I bought a MacBook...

I'm not ever going to hazard a guess... it reminds me of when I tried to defrag my old computer, after using it for over three years without doing so. It took two days to get to 90%, and then crashed :D

Good to see you around anyway sir, and also Peregrinus- it's great to have some of the more senior members about, especially with this influx of new people!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:01:08


Oh god now i have to be on the look-out for Sentios flying monkey cause i dont want it to hurt me. But yeah even at the NGPD there was invasions of n00bs and it wasent at all fun either. But well i dont know to many of the senior members as i just joined up here yesterday. But hopefully in due ime i will be able to reconize who everybody is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:30:58


At 4/19/07 09:01 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Oh god now i have to be on the look-out for Sentios flying monkey cause i dont want it to hurt me. But yeah even at the NGPD there was invasions of n00bs and it wasent at all fun either. But well i dont know to many of the senior members as i just joined up here yesterday. But hopefully in due ime i will be able to reconize who everybody is.

Who are you? Where am I at in this odd place? Why is there a guy name Slash stripping on stage? EagleRock, why are you coming after me with that look of death in your eyes?

I wanted some cookies but I was too late to give any answers, don't worry though everyone that didn't get any.. I snuck some in under my uniform!

I have been progressing extremely well with my b/p points total recently. I expect to be up another rank by the end of next week at the latest!

Great to see this place alive and kicking!
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:50:25


My god! This club never turns off! I don't think even the NGSM goes this fast. By the time I quote somebody, a new topic is being discussed. By the time I write 3 words about that topic, I'm a page and a half behind.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:54:26


At 4/19/07 09:50 PM, TheThing wrote: My god! This club never turns off! I don't think even the NGSM goes this fast. By the time I quote somebody, a new topic is being discussed. By the time I write 3 words about that topic, I'm a page and a half behind.

Thats how things work around here as of recently. You should have been around here last night. Slash and I were going crazy here with I-Love-Caitlyn's welcoming party!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:58:58


Yeah that party was awesome. And i pretty much got to sit back and watch them prepare the whole thing. But yeah good times. And well thething if ya missed it, ya missed one hell of a party.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 21:59:02


At 4/19/07 09:54 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/19/07 09:50 PM, TheThing wrote: My god! This club never turns off! I don't think even the NGSM goes this fast. By the time I quote somebody, a new topic is being discussed. By the time I write 3 words about that topic, I'm a page and a half behind.
Thats how things work around here as of recently. You should have been around here last night. Slash and I were going crazy here with I-Love-Caitlyn's welcoming party!

Things haven't changed. If you want to look at fun, take a look at the heyday pages where everyone was addressed by their Elite Guard rank and there were sirs and salutes everywhere!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:00:18


At 4/19/07 09:54 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/19/07 09:50 PM, TheThing wrote: My god! This club never turns off! I don't think even the NGSM goes this fast. By the time I quote somebody, a new topic is being discussed. By the time I write 3 words about that topic, I'm a page and a half behind.
Thats how things work around here as of recently. You should have been around here last night. Slash and I were going crazy here with I-Love-Caitlyn's welcoming party!

But you see, I have a life. I don't have time to be on Newgrounds all the time. I, unlike Slash, need to eat, and sleep, and have Honors classes with Honors homework.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:04:07


At 4/19/07 08:51 PM, Sentio wrote:
He was also the person who greeted my into the Barracks way back on page 74. Good to see you back around sir, and I'll look forward to my cookies, assuming Andrea hasn't stolen them. If that is the case, be warned Andrea- I have a flying monkey and I know how to use it! >: (

I only took 2 and a few little broken pieces, theres plenty left, and since I know how to bake cookies thanks to my mom forcing it on me, I can make a fresh batch anyway ( any of these 3 flavors, carebear, teletubby, and chocolatechip ).

Beware, I have a cursed guilltone sword and I take fencing classes for it too! It likes to lunge at people in the oddest moment for a lethal hit, so I have to keep it slung on my back so it doesn't do that. (it wieghs 250 lbs. very heavy)...

3 cookies to anyone who remembers me from way back when I was a lvl 4 n00b! ha!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:11:09


Way mega-back in the day, I was a wee little Elite Guard Private First Class who joined up on page 13, with a wee lil badge and a lot of balls... :sniff:

I miss the weekly rank-ups, and the rank-up stories that went along with them...

(as well as the occasional rank-up flash, hehe)


Slash's call

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:15:45


At 4/19/07 09:59 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/19/07 09:54 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/19/07 09:50 PM, TheThing wrote: My god! This club never turns off! I don't think even the NGSM goes this fast. By the time I quote somebody, a new topic is being discussed. By the time I write 3 words about that topic, I'm a page and a half behind.
Thats how things work around here as of recently. You should have been around here last night. Slash and I were going crazy here with I-Love-Caitlyn's welcoming party!
Things haven't changed. If you want to look at fun, take a look at the heyday pages where everyone was addressed by their Elite Guard rank and there were sirs and salutes everywhere!

That sounds confusing though if there was more than one person with the same rank. Where did these days start?

*salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/19/07 10:00 PM, TheThing wrote: But you see, I have a life. I don't have time to be on Newgrounds all the time. I, unlike Slash, need to eat, and sleep, and have Honors classes with Honors homework.

I multi-task! I can eat, sleep, and do homework while on Newgrounds! I'm in college honors classes so I know how much of a pain they can be! While everyone has a life, you still need to have fun!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:20:16


Yeah cause if you never had any fun then you would go insane. But well i have alot of hard classes as well so i also know how much of a pain they can be. And plus i have alot of other things i tend to so yeah i have a life as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-19 22:39:58


At 4/19/07 10:15 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/19/07 09:59 PM, EagleRock wrote: Things haven't changed. If you want to look at fun, take a look at the heyday pages where everyone was addressed by their Elite Guard rank and there were sirs and salutes everywhere!
That sounds confusing though if there was more than one person with the same rank. Where did these days start?

That's not true...it wasn't just by your title. For instance, if I was responding to you, I'd say "Sergeant Juggalo," while you'd address me as "Supreme Commander EagleRock." If I was responding to your post where I quoted your name, I might say "That was interesting, Sergeant." Also, if you were the same rank as me, I might say "Fellow Supreme Commander." If you were above me in rank, I'd usually end a sentence with "sir." It was actually quite simple and really rolled off the tounge.

Read the first pages of this thread to get a feel of it. You'll notice that the trends died out later on as our club developed and had a higher purpose than roleplaying in your rank. As you know, we are now dedicated to protecting the Portal, regardless of whether or not we get the Blam or Protection point, but are rather committed to voting fairly no matter what the circumstance.

This is, of course, in hope that we will have enough sway to convince enough people to stop mass-voters, which will sway the mass populace from autoprotecting mass-voted flash, but rather to vote fairly.

*salutes*
*Salutes*

*salutes*

I could do this all day

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