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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-17 23:33:27


Well yeah i am only likw 70 b/p points off of being an Elite Guard so yeah i dont have that far to go like i said before. But hey i guess i will be transfering between familys from the NGPD which had been my residence here on Ng for some time. But i am ready to move on to the EGB.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 00:34:53


At 4/17/07 11:33 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well yeah i am only likw 70 b/p points off of being an Elite Guard so yeah i dont have that far to go like i said before. But hey i guess i will be transfering between familys from the NGPD which had been my residence here on Ng for some time. But i am ready to move on to the EGB.

Well, Apart from not having 1500 b/p points yet, you qualify for membership here. The EGB is a great place to just relax have a bit of a laugh and talk to people from all around the world. It is also a serious place where you can talk about the Flash portal and submissions. Once you can officially join you will be added to my fornightly update where you can check your b/p pace and see how many points are needed to pass other EGB members.

In summary, I cant wait for you to join and I hope you cant wait either!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 01:55:02


so you guys watching the hockey playoffs? Wow watched a great game with Calgary. they were down 2-1 but quickly scored to win 3-2. Exciting game. I am from Calgary, and I hope they make it far, perhaps even win, because they're the underdogs. (not because i'm from Calgary). I love any team that struggles like a fish out of water. Well Calgary is alive again. I just wished they played with even more intensity (not that this game wasn't intese), in their other games. Then would be a real lick ass game. A hockey game isn't a hockey game unless there is blood on the ice, and there was blood on the ice in this game. Or hockey isn't hockey untill someone gets checked and does all those 360 flips in the air and falls down, when they resemble bumper cars. And I loves my bumber cars.


At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.

Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 02:36:59


At 4/17/07 11:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Send me a request if you want. Heh, I have a feeling that once Slash Returns: HAISTLWU is done, this could be my next big project...an EGB Secret Episode Special!

Only starring those who wished to be in it, of course.

If you go ahead with that I am so in :D. I saw your review response as well- reviewing your submissions is really beginning to boost my total, which it desperately needed!

At 4/17/07 11:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hey everybody. Well im not quite to elite guard yet but i am very close. And i just thought i would drop by and kinda get a feel for things so i wont look like to much of a n00b when i finally make it to EG.

Why hello there. I read the NGPD thread, so I know of you and that you are close to reaching the required rank, and I have no doubt you will be welcomed when the day comes. There are a lot of recruits ranking up from the Police department at the moment!

At 4/18/07 01:55 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: so you guys watching the hockey playoffs? Wow watched a great game with Calgary. they were down 2-1 but quickly scored to win 3-2. Exciting game. I am from Calgary, and I hope they make it far, perhaps even win, because they're the underdogs. (not because i'm from Calgary). I love any team that struggles like a fish out of water. Well Calgary is alive again. I just wished they played with even more intensity (not that this game wasn't intese), in their other games. Then would be a real lick ass game. A hockey game isn't a hockey game unless there is blood on the ice, and there was blood on the ice in this game. Or hockey isn't hockey untill someone gets checked and does all those 360 flips in the air and falls down, when they resemble bumper cars. And I loves my bumber cars.

I'm not keeping up with it too closely, mainly because your team went and pipped the Av's to the playoffs >:(. Yeah, Calgary will not be a team that I will be supporting in this post season. Having said that I really don't know who I do want to win it- all I want is a lot of exciting games!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 03:02:37


booo
decided to pop my head back in here

I'm finally coming back to NG more and more
this is such a wonderful site

anyone know of any excellent flashes that are new?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 04:44:07


At 4/18/07 03:02 AM, IM-KOOL-R-U wrote: booo
decided to pop my head back in here

I'm finally coming back to NG more and more
this is such a wonderful site

anyone know of any excellent flashes that are new?

Hi! I guess I will reply to your post since nobody else is.

Good flash movies:

What is love?

Animator vs Animation 2

Are too great movies I enjoyed. Watch them if you havent already!

*Salutes an old member who I have never met before*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 07:04:16


At 4/17/07 01:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah! :-D

:-D

Still working on getting that uninterruptable power supply, though. :-(

Yeah, generators are expensive for some odd reason.

Not to mention those damn...what do you call em...females, they keep using some sort of mind control on me.

Yeah, with those duel mind control devices placed firmly in their upper body.

some males too. O_O

Errr....I'll go lift some weights and drink some beer...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 07:05:30


At 4/18/07 04:44 AM, Sterockicy wrote: *Salutes an old member who I have never met before*

thank you
well i kind of was a member for a little bit but never got back into NG as much as I hoped to like I did when the NG Army was around

I am trying to get back into since i have time now especially since i'm not going into the military and just going to midlands tech i'll have more time

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 07:38:00


At 4/18/07 12:34 AM, Sterockicy wrote: In summary, I cant wait for you to join and I hope you cant wait either!
*Salutes*

Well no i really cant wait to join up here. But i am now only 58 points from becoming and Elite Guard. So hopefully i will be one by the end of the day today.

*Salutes*


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 08:39:35


At 4/17/07 01:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: SLASH'S GUIDE TO BECOMING A B/P MASTER

Guess I'll never be a B/P Master. I'm happy enough with smelling normal and having quite a horde of my own B/P points

At 4/17/07 01:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Still working on getting that uninterruptable power supply, though. :-(

Get a generator, with some handyman, who comes to fill up the fuel supply every now and again... if you can develop a Biomass plant, you can fuel it with your own bodily waste, thus making you really efficient and helping you save the planet for future B/P masters

At 4/17/07 01:24 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 4/17/07 12:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: A real shock to hear about the shooting in Virginia. I was in the gym and caught the scoop while lifting my weights. At least there's more news of late than on Saturday morning - Prince William and Kate Middleton split up -.-
The Royal Family are more popular, and more talked about over here than they are in the UK. That split up made all of the headlines in Colorado.

Yeah, but that was ALL of the news that morning. It would have been more newsworthy to say that Prince Charles had been to the toilet!

Congratulations on EGSC, by the way

At 4/17/07 08:54 PM, K-Fox wrote: Hey everyone...

Look, I know you won't probably read this, but I was banned for posting posts like this in the thread 200-300 pages ago. If I'm not allowed to post just my stats, then neither are you. Kindly stop.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 13:33:29


Seems we have a new mod.

Meh. Kinda neutral on the thought of more mods. I've really never had a complaint with them, seeing as I've only been banned once, like two years ago. Not sure if just one more makes a difference though, or if it's really needed.

In any case, I try to stay out of NG politics that don't concern me.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 14:21:48


At 4/18/07 01:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seems we have a new mod.

yep. seems we do.

Meh. Kinda neutral on the thought of more mods. I've really never had a complaint with them, seeing as I've only been banned once, like two years ago. Not sure if just one more makes a difference though, or if it's really needed.

I dont think it will make much of a difference. a lot of the mods, i never see posting or about the BBS anyway. He was already a review mod apparently. he just got some extra duties. Strange how it dosent say his name at the bottom of the forum yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 16:23:58


At 4/18/07 02:21 PM, Solidone wrote: I dont think it will make much of a difference. a lot of the mods, i never see posting or about the BBS anyway. He was already a review mod apparently. he just got some extra duties. Strange how it dosent say his name at the bottom of the forum yet.

It will when NG updates later tonight.

So, yeah, after much pestering, I'm gonna go ahead and organize the first EGB Secret Episode Special. Flashes will be in four-packs; the first flash is already filled (Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, and Seamonky)...anyone interested in being in the second can PM me.

Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:11:05


Attention elite guards. I of the NGPD am here to inform of two stolen games from liquid generation.com Heather mills torture chamber and Beer tapper gone wild are stolen


If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:23:44


At 4/18/07 05:11 PM, Lockout wrote: Attention elite guards. I of the NGPD am here to inform of two stolen games from liquid generation.com Heather mills torture chamber and Beer tapper gone wild are stolen

there is a chance the whoever created it just submitted it here as well. but i have looked around the liquidgeneration site and can find no name or evidence of who created it. Looks pretty suspicious to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:25:50


Very suspicious. Newish account, and doesn't even have a link to the site in his profile.

Personally blew the whistle on both.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:28:08


At 4/18/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 02:21 PM, Solidone wrote: I dont think it will make much of a difference. a lot of the mods, i never see posting or about the BBS anyway. He was already a review mod apparently. he just got some extra duties. Strange how it dosent say his name at the bottom of the forum yet.
It will when NG updates later tonight.

So, yeah, after much pestering, I'm gonna go ahead and organize the first EGB Secret Episode Special. Flashes will be in four-packs; the first flash is already filled (Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, and Seamonky)...anyone interested in being in the second can PM me.

Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.

I still want to give you my picture so you can use it in the flash. I'd even go so far as to record my part in my own voice. I'm gonna attach the picture here. ALL BEHOLD THE MAN-PRETTY OF SNERD! not hardly...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:28:39


At 4/18/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, yeah, after much pestering, I'm gonna go ahead and organize the first EGB Secret Episode Special. Flashes will be in four-packs; the first flash is already filled (Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, and Seamonky)...anyone interested in being in the second can PM me.

-Nice! All the people who have a S in the beginning of their and that are EGB's.
-He spelled my name right... I'm about ot cry. :')

Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.

I would love to be co-author. I'll send you a pending friend flash request or whatever it's called.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 17:46:09


At 4/18/07 05:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Very suspicious. Newish account, and doesn't even have a link to the site in his profile.

Personally blew the whistle on both.

I blew it as well. I got the last whistle on both so i got to see the whistle flash for the first time as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 18:16:37


Yeah well i would love to be a co-author to a flash. But thats only because i dont know how to use flash but i would like to at least make one flash just to see what kind of score i could get.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 18:33:01


At 4/18/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 02:21 PM, Solidone wrote: I dont think it will make much of a difference. a lot of the mods, i never see posting or about the BBS anyway. He was already a review mod apparently. he just got some extra duties. Strange how it dosent say his name at the bottom of the forum yet.
It will when NG updates later tonight.

Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.

So, yeah, after much pestering, I'm gonna go ahead and organize the first EGB Secret Episode Special. Flashes will be in four-packs; the first flash is already filled (Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, and Seamonky)...anyone interested in being in the second can PM me.

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.

Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 18:53:16


At 4/18/07 05:46 PM, Solidone wrote: I blew it

lol

At 4/18/07 06:33 PM, TheThing wrote: Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.

Zendra. I'd seen him around the BBS but never talked to him. Sounds like a girl name to me, for some reason.

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.

Everyone I've been with says that, heh.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.

Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:18:43


Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:36:18


At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:33 PM, TheThing wrote: Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.
Zendra. I'd seen him around the BBS but never talked to him. Sounds like a girl name to me, for some reason.

Never heard of him. Yeah, it does sound like a girls name, but maybe because it sounds like Zelda, who is a princess for all those retards

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.
Everyone I've been with says that, heh.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.
Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...

What?! Your cheating on me?!?!?!?!!?? *Slaps Slash in the face*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:38:27


At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...

I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:38:45


At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!

You must link me to this picture.

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!

Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"? Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:57:46


At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...
I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.

To the hot hardcore sex, or the flash? :-O


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:00:59


At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.

The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?

Fuck you, meng.

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.

Racist!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:09:52


At 4/17/07 11:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Send me a request if you want. Heh, I have a feeling that once Slash Returns: HAISTLWU is done, this could be my next big project...an EGB Secret Episode Special!

Only starring those who wished to be in it, of course.

yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:12:32


At 4/18/07 07:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...
I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.
To the hot hardcore sex, or the flash? :-O

I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..


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