At 4/17/07 01:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Wanna rank up faster? It's time to look at...

SLASH'S GUIDE TO BECOMING A B/P MASTER

awesome.

So yes. You're living a life free of a lot of unneeded distractions, like friends and family, and B/P'ing faster than you ever have. Congratulations...you are a B/P Master.

so basically its a choice between life and b/p??

At 4/17/07 01:33 PM, Solidone wrote: so basically its a choice between life and b/p??

Exactly. Life and B/P are inversely proportional. You must choose.

Oh sure, you can have both. But the only way to become a legend is to sacrifice any 'life' you have to the Great Portal.

Sooooo, anyone fancy a beer?

Plus saw your flash Slash (lol), not watched it properly yet as no speakers at work- will check it out this evening.

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D etc.

At 4/17/07 04:36 PM, Sentio wrote: Sooooo, anyone fancy a beer?

Awesome. congratulations.

Plus saw your flash Slash (lol), not watched it properly yet as no speakers at work- will check it out this evening.

Yeah i saw it as well. I'm sure ramagi loves it.

At 4/17/07 04:36 PM, Sentio wrote: Sooooo, anyone fancy a beer?

Congratulations dude! The Elite Guard Barracks has yet another Elite Guard Supreme Commander! Our power continues to grow stronger, hehehe.

Let's get DR0NK up in here, and have exotic dancers fondle us with whipped cream and latex and hit us with leather rods, cuz we've all been bad! Yeah! YEAH! FUCK YEAH!!!

Plus saw your flash Slash (lol), not watched it properly yet as no speakers at work- will check it out this evening.

Indeed, the sound is critical. My flashes compensate for graphics with their audio. :-D

At 4/17/07 04:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Indeed, the sound is critical. My flashes compensate for graphics with their audio. :-D

Yeah, you kinda need sound for the ramagi one.

On an entirely different note. I just reached my first 1k stat. 1,000 saves.

Congratulations to the new Supreme Commander. While we're sharing good news, I got a date for Friday with a girl I've admired from afar for a while now. Of course, I've had dates before but this just extra special for some reason and I'm really, really happy about it. It'll probably end horribly, but at least I feel good now, right?

Thanks for the congrats everyone- I'm enjoying basking in the firey glow of my new badge :D. Plus I've finally been able to break out the sig MadCow made for me, which is totally awesome.

At 4/17/07 05:22 PM, Snerd wrote: Congratulations to the new Supreme Commander. While we're sharing good news, I got a date for Friday with a girl I've admired from afar for a while now. Of course, I've had dates before but this just extra special for some reason and I'm really, really happy about it. It'll probably end horribly, but at least I feel good now, right?

More celebrations are required then! Getting a date with someone you like is always something to be happy about, and I hope everything goes well for you on Friday.

Also congrats to Solidone for reaching 1000 saves- every small step on the ladder is one step closer to EGSC- it wasn't all that long ago that I reached my first 1000 in a stat.

And on a totally unrelated note, my review for VIRGINIA TECH FOOTAGE XXX has now received 14 marks saying it was helpful! I don't think I have ever seen a review get so many, so I'm pretty pleased with that. Feel free to go and add some more points to it, I only wrote it because so many people were abusively reviewing that submission and if all the 0 reviews were deleted it could have got Underdog or even review crew pick this week. It is also proof that you can write a review giving a low score without being abusive.

*salutes*

At 4/17/07 05:31 PM, Sentio wrote: Thanks for the congrats everyone- I'm enjoying basking in the firey glow of my new badge :D. Plus I've finally been able to break out the sig MadCow made for me, which is totally awesome.

It most certainly is an awesome sig.

Also congrats to Solidone for reaching 1000 saves- every small step on the ladder is one step closer to EGSC- it wasn't all that long ago that I reached my first 1000 in a stat.

thank you.

And on a totally unrelated note, my review for VIRGINIA TECH FOOTAGE XXX has now received 14 marks saying it was helpful! I don't think I have ever seen a review get so many, so I'm pretty pleased with that. Feel free to go and add some more points to it, I only wrote it because so many people were abusively reviewing that submission and if all the 0 reviews were deleted it could have got Underdog or even review crew pick this week. It is also proof that you can write a review giving a low score without being abusive.

Its definitely a helpful review. Its rare that people mark reviews as helpful, as they get nothing out of it. I gave it a helpful vote. 15/15 now.

*salutes*

*salutes*

At 4/17/07 05:31 PM, Sentio wrote: More celebrations are required then! Getting a date with someone you like is always something to be happy about, and I hope everything goes well for you on Friday.

Thank you very much. Christ's finest dinner jacket, you should see how this girl looks and on top of that she's a sweet, intelligent person. I just can't believe it worked out that she said "yes". Normally, I get that "I'm seeing someone else" bullshit and as great as she seems to be, I'm surprised she isn't. If so...
>_>
<_<
Hopefully I can outrun him.

At 4/17/07 05:34 PM, Solidone wrote:

It most certainly is an awesome sig.

Expect to see a lot of it from now on- I see no reason why I will ever change it, assuming the B/P ranks aren't changed with the redesign.

Its definitely a helpful review. Its rare that people mark reviews as helpful, as they get nothing out of it. I gave it a helpful vote. 15/15 now.

Thanks- I try and put as much effort into every review as I do into every post. That is why I don't have that many of either to be honest. It's nice that it has been recognised though, and by so many people. Someone gave it a negative mark just after I posted in here, which made me laugh- I'm actually surprised I didn't get more as there are bound to be some KK members who don't like it. Plus I'm a little disappointed not to have got a response- I was expecting a classic 'Flash by Sentio: none' kind of remark :D.

*salutes*

*salutes*

Yay, Slash Returns: ramagi finally passed judgement, with a healthy 2.78...my highest non-Clock Day flash score, hehe.

And some reviewer tried to tell me this 'garbage' wouldn't be accepted. lol @ him

Hey, uh, I'd like to get another stripper...mine has a penis. :-/

I mean, I like guys and girls, sure, but I just prefer it to be either one or the other, myself.

lolfuta

At 4/16/07 02:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Last I heard, it's been up'ed to 31. And yeah...school shootings happen pretty often here. Usually it's just a few injuries or fatalities (which is still bad)...this incident is the worst we've ever had.

Christ. I had no idea that it was a common thing.

At 4/17/07 03:28 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Thanks for the update.

01 // 52306 // 0193 // 013.8 // 015.6- // 09.70 // ADT

Glad to see you slowed down. Not so glad that there's quite a big gap between us. Looks like I may not gain a rank anytime soon.

02 // 50844 // 0751 // 053.6 // 000.3- // 10.10 // Phantom

>:(

03 // 49427 // 0688 // 049.1 // 002.3- // 09.98 // X-Naut

Not a bad pace. Nice to see I'm getting closer to 10 VP.

04 // 47729 // 0813 // 058.1 // 029.1+ // 10.35 // BlueHippo

Whoa, where'd you come from?

At 4/17/07 11:50 AM, Phantom wrote: My glorious competition, I'm not expecting much.

One of these days, you will regret saying those words.

Some day.

At 4/17/07 01:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: SLASH'S GUIDE TO BECOMING A B/P MASTER

After looking at this list, I realize that I'm only half the b/p master I thought I was. :(

And quick congrats to Sentio for getting EGSC.

At 4/17/07 01:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Wanna rank up faster? It's time to look at...

SLASH'S GUIDE TO BECOMING A B/P MASTER

*Really long list of things*

There, you're set to B/P for one to three weeks. Not being prepared gets in the way of B/P.

Uhh...*Sweat Drop*

O...K...? Not sure...I think only people who really want 'that' rank would...Bleh

At 4/17/07 04:36 PM, Sentio wrote: Sooooo, anyone fancy a beer?

Ya made it to EGSC...Congrats...

There is a high chance I'll be EGSC by the end of the year...

...

Alright, the portal is...quite slow...9 UJ submissions, though I might miss one or two because I'm reading this tutorial on how to work 'this'...

Seems like everyone is doing all right...I'll be reading this thing for a while, so I'll see ya in a little bit...

At 4/17/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hey, uh, I'd like to get another stripper...mine has a penis. :-/

That... um... that was me... Gotta do something to pay for internet, right? I'll tuck it back more from now on...

At 4/17/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yay, Slash Returns: ramagi finally passed judgement, with a healthy 2.78...my highest non-Clock Day flash score, hehe.

-Ok, I reviewed that Epic flash and I plan to get a response from it anytime soon.
-I can't believe my sexyness wasn't in that flash! My beautiful sterioded sexyness. XD

Hey everyone...

I'm not going to be around as much for the next few days...but by Friday I'll be alright.

Now...

Blams: 1604 (+3 since last log)
Saves: 2988 (+19 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4592
Total B/P points acquired today: 22
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (408 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.357
B/P Rank: #788 (+4 move since last log)
Protect/Blam Ratio: 1.86219739292

Nice, but I need to leave...I have something to do...

I'm gonna be busy!

See ya!

*Salutes*

I have my own guide for being a ''good'' b/p'er. Here's what ya do.

- Stay up on will-power alone, caffiene and other mental stimulants will toy with your judgement-

- Keep a cooler right in reach, stocked with water, milk, orange juice, vegetable juice and various other drinks (not caffienated) for the night.-

- If you have school, catch up on some extra Z's in your least important class, preferably one that you don't get a grade forthough.-

- Get atleast 60 bp's on regular nights, on no time nights get about 10 or so.-

- finally, always keep food ready to eat, like chips, bread, or beef jerky (I prefer the beefjerky) and that should hold you over until you are done with b/p'ng for the night, be careful what you eat though.-

- - -

So, what do you think of the guide?

I would show you my routine but I don't really feel like it tonight.

At 4/17/07 08:00 PM, Snerd wrote:

At 4/17/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hey, uh, I'd like to get another stripper...mine has a penis. :-/

That... um... that was me... Gotta do something to pay for internet, right? I'll tuck it back more from now on...

This made me laugh more than I thought it would. I got the mental image of a Barracks party with you just quietly stepping back and putting it back in yer pants, and wiping some mascara off your face. XD

At 4/17/07 08:59 PM, Andrea364 wrote: - Stay up on will-power alone, caffiene and other mental stimulants will toy with your judgement-

Back in the day, where star paces were common-ish, I'd sometimes go a day or two without any sleep. I know I all-nighter'ed on Clock Day (and got 890 points for it, heh)...being a night owl can help one get many points. I've found I work best going to sleep around 3, 3:30 (EST), and waking up around 8....that way I rarely miss any of the super-slow late-night entries.

- Keep a cooler right in reach, stocked with water, milk, orange juice, vegetable juice and various other drinks (not caffienated) for the night.

All I drink is water. I used to be a coke addict (rofl), but I stopped due to dental issues.

- If you have school, catch up on some extra Z's in your least important class, preferably one that you don't get a grade forthough.-

I spent my entire second semester of my freshman year skipping class, in the library, dicking around on Newgrounds and reading fanfiction. I am serious, too...

- Get atleast 60 bp's on regular nights, on no time nights get about 10 or so.

At NG midnight, I plan to write down my current B/P, so I can start getting back to making daily records.

- finally, always keep food ready to eat, like chips, bread, or beef jerky (I prefer the beefjerky) and that should hold you over until you are done with b/p'ng for the night, be careful what you eat though.-

I fucking love beef jerky. Hurts my teeth like hell, but omg, I can chew on that stuff for an hour at a time.

Normally, I just go without eating for some stupid reason, maybe it's because I hate it... Anyway, my dad is getting real pissed about me supposedly "not doing my homework" and I hate when he does this, it's so annoying. I'll have to go in a few minutes, or he'll be acting all spazzy. Wish me luck.

See ya in a few minutes!

or not......

At 4/17/07 09:35 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Normally, I just go without eating for some stupid reason, maybe it's because I hate it... Anyway, my dad is getting real pissed about me supposedly "not doing my homework" and I hate when he does this, it's so annoying. I'll have to go in a few minutes, or he'll be acting all spazzy. Wish me luck.

See ya in a few minutes!

or not......

In my Algebra II class in high school, I did the first homework assignment. When the teacher handed it back, she said it didn't count because I didn't show my work.

Well, fuck me for being able to do it in my head, I thought to myself. Seriously, if you can do it mentally, why the fuck should I do EXTRA work by writing it down?

I protested by not doing any more homework for the rest of the school year. I ended up failing the class and having to take a make-up class during the summer at the community college.

Hilariously enough, the class was only two months long and was about as difficult as my Algebra I class from the year before (because I was in the International Baccalaureate program in high school, meaning that the standard Algebra II class at the college was nothing compared to IB).

So, the consequences of my laziness were taking a class that was five times faster and twice as easy as the class I failed, and replaced my F with an A+.

Rofl. Take THAT, system.

At 4/17/07 09:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/17/07 08:00 PM, Snerd wrote:

At 4/17/07 06:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hey, uh, I'd like to get another stripper...mine has a penis. :-/

That... um... that was me... Gotta do something to pay for internet, right? I'll tuck it back more from now on...

This made me laugh more than I thought it would. I got the mental image of a Barracks party with you just quietly stepping back and putting it back in yer pants, and wiping some mascara off your face. XD

And if you make that your next flash, I'll make it my top favorite and you one of my favorite artists. I'll send you a picture of my face if you'll do that.

At 4/17/07 10:26 PM, Snerd wrote: And if you make that your next flash, I'll make it my top favorite and you one of my favorite artists. I'll send you a picture of my face if you'll do that.

THIS IS THE SECRET MISSING EPISODE OF SNERD. IT WAS NEVER SHOWN ON NEWGROUNDS, BECAUSE IT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY.

Hello, my name is Snerd, and I am really really really really really...

Hehehehe. Hell, I can make secret episodes for people. Maybe I could even make a multi-feature one, with a couple secret episodes packed into one flash. :-D

At 4/17/07 10:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Hehehehe. Hell, I can make secret episodes for people. Maybe I could even make a multi-feature one, with a couple secret episodes packed into one flash. :-D

I could help you out with graphics, of you can animate them. I'm a particulrly good artist both in flash and in real life.

At 4/17/07 10:47 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I could help you out with graphics, of you can animate them. I'm a particulrly good artist both in flash and in real life.

Slash's flashes combined with good graphics?

MY GOD

We would fucking run this place. :-O

The Secret Episode of the Elite Guard Barracks. Portal Buddy?

At 4/17/07 10:57 PM, Snerd wrote: The Secret Episode of the Elite Guard Barracks. Portal Buddy?

Send me a request if you want. Heh, I have a feeling that once Slash Returns: HAISTLWU is done, this could be my next big project...an EGB Secret Episode Special!

Only starring those who wished to be in it, of course.

Well hey everybody. Well im not quite to elite guard yet but i am very close. And i just thought i would drop by and kinda get a feel for things so i wont look like to much of a n00b when i finally make it to EG.

At 4/17/07 11:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hey everybody. Well im not quite to elite guard yet but i am very close. And i just thought i would drop by and kinda get a feel for things so i wont look like to much of a n00b when i finally make it to EG.

Hiya. Don't worry, you'll feel welcome here. We're a big happy family.

With the occasional duel and transgender awkwardness, but still a big happy family! :-D

At 4/17/07 11:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well hey everybody. Well im not quite to elite guard yet but i am very close. And i just thought i would drop by and kinda get a feel for things so i wont look like to much of a n00b when i finally make it to EG.

Don't worry too much about it, we're a great big, slightly disfunctional, happy family, Ü Can I borrow a dollar?

Oh, nevermind...

Anyway, Phantom will be shooting people out back so lookout if you take the back exit, I'll be using carebears to make stew if you want any, and the other people... Well, I really don't know, perhaps they are in their bunks asleep.

omlet?