At 4/14/07 11:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I am insanely poor, sadly. Hell, even taking it in to be fixed eventually is going to utterly obliterate my scant savings, sigh.

What about work, I'll have to ask if you do work because you seem to be into making flash and writing adult...stories. If you don't have a job I think getting one will prove to be a good way to make money. Me, I may never switch computers again, I for one really don't have a job but I'm still young and shit. Plus I have so much crap here I can't be arsed to move it around.

That's what they said about my reaching EGSC :evil grin:

You already took a break and a long one, but I can safely say once you've B/Ped long enough you will be tired of it too...

Heheheh. THE SECOND REIGN OF SLASH IS AT HAND

Do you really think you can recover? Flash rates have gone down since last summer. Star paces are long forgotten again.

At 4/14/07 11:29 AM, Phantom wrote: What about work, I'll have to ask if you do work because you seem to be into making flash and writing adult...stories. If you don't have a job I think getting one will prove to be a good way to make money. Me, I may never switch computers again, I for one really don't have a job but I'm still young and shit. Plus I have so much crap here I can't be arsed to move it around.

Still can't work. Long story. Trying to get the fucking government to straighten out its own ass for three years now, and still waiting. After three years and a mountain of paperwork, I'm once again in the 'waiting to hear back from them' stage. Pffft. God, I hate this fucking red tape bullshit.

Do you really think you can recover? Flash rates have gone down since last summer. Star paces are long forgotten again.

You underestimate the dark power of Slash!

At 4/14/07 11:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Within the next 12-48 hours, if all goes well. Depends on how hyper I get and whether or not my machine behaves.

Awesome :D

That's what they said about my reaching EGSC :evil grin:

Heheheh. THE SECOND REIGN OF SLASH IS AT HAND

Oh noes, the end of the world is nigh! Just keep an eye over your shoulder- I'm a lot closer than I used to be, and I could use a new target to hunt down. Just ask Hemlok :D (not that you can because he has vanished of the face of the earth :( )

At 4/14/07 11:57 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Still can't work. Long story. Trying to get the fucking government to straighten out its own ass for three years now, and still waiting. After three years and a mountain of paperwork, I'm once again in the 'waiting to hear back from them' stage. Pffft. God, I hate this fucking red tape bullshit.

Yeah, I know that feeling- it took me months to get a work visa for the states last year. There are so many forms and things to fill in, most of which ask the same questions (including greats like 'what tribe are you in?' and 'what bioweapons training do you have?').

Anyway, after a small
incident last night I'll be in for a lot of today, although I may go and laze in the sun if the temperature increases. Another 20 points needed to make the 75+ list this week, despite missing all of last weekend and large chunks of Tuesday to Friday.

*salutes*

At 4/14/07 01:28 PM, Sentio wrote: Oh noes, the end of the world is nigh! Just keep an eye over your shoulder- I'm a lot closer than I used to be, and I could use a new target to hunt down. Just ask Hemlok :D (not that you can because he has vanished of the face of the earth :( )

And I can't wait to re-pass DreamOfDuke for the 43254325th time, hehe.

Yeah, I know that feeling- it took me months to get a work visa for the states last year. There are so many forms and things to fill in, most of which ask the same questions (including greats like 'what tribe are you in?' and 'what bioweapons training do you have?').

Damn you, Uncle Sam. Damn you to hell... :-(

Anyway, after a small
incident last night I'll be in for a lot of today, although I may go and laze in the sun if the temperature increases. Another 20 points needed to make the 75+ list this week, despite missing all of last weekend and large chunks of Tuesday to Friday.

Snap. The only health problem I got to worry about right now is my damn hurting teeth. Too poor for a dentist, pffft.

At 4/14/07 12:27 AM, Sentio wrote:

Yeah, same here, especially as I try to put a lot of effort into each one. It is rare that I find the desire to review something.

I used to have the urge to review 5 submissions each day, but that only lasted about a day or two. :(

*dives for cover*

Don't worry, I've got everything under control.

*PenguinLink pushed down a table for cover. He yells to Sentio, "Give me the gun that's lying near you! Sentio grabs the gun and throws it at PenguinLink, hitting him on the head. PenguinLink grabs the gun, and peaks from the corner of the table. He sees the Carebear dancing with the shotgun. PenguinLink's eyes bleed from the sight. PenguinLink loads the pistol, and says "It ends now." PenguinLink peaks around the corner once again, and fires at the Carebear. The bullet hits the Carebear's foot and it falls, yelping. PenguinLink then makes a hand signal to Sentio that signifies the Carebear isn't dangerous anymore. But the Carebear is still clutching the shotgun and he points it at PenguinLink. Sentio then comes and throws a grenade near the Carebear. The Carebear loses interest in killing PenguinLink that he decides to examine the grenade.

The Carebear makes wierd, happy, noises and he picks up the grenade. It statrs gnawing on it. PenguinLink stays there with his beak open staring at the Carebear. PenguinLink then hears Sentio's callings and returns back to his normal state. Sentio yelled, "What the hell are you doing there standing like an idiot? Run for cover damn it!" PenguinLink stays in a "huh?" state, but then he realizes grenades go "boom!" So PenguinLink yells, "Oh holy mother of Batman! I better run for cover!" PenguinLink wobbles towards the nearest table but it was too late. The Grenade exploded and it made PenguinLInk fly madly towards a wall. PenguinLink was lauging along his flying journey, thinking he was flying but then he got smashed toward a wall, head first.

The sight where the Carebear resided was a terrible one. Intestines were out all on the floor. Blood was splattered all across the floor, walls, and tables. There were intestines hanging from the ceiling fans and guts blown into the pieces. The shotgun was also blown into the pieces. Sentio wiped his hands, saying "Well, that was easy." He then notices PenguinLink smashed into the wall, making muffling noises, waving his feet wildly. Sentio shrugs and says, "Meh. That teaches him for being so an idiot."

End.

Grrrrrrrrr

Please don't hurt me with your soon-to-be Elite Guard Supreme Commander powers. :O

*salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/14/07 04:45 AM, X-Naut wrote:

I have some ideas that might be able to put down this Cow, once and for all. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to implement any of them.

Would you mind telling us a sample of one of them? :P

At 4/14/07 09:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Top 50, here I come. :-D

Keep B/Ping and you're going to be there in no time. :)

Heheheh. THE SECOND REIGN OF SLASH IS AT HAND

I shall be sure to stay out of your way. :O

At 4/14/07 11:57 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

You underestimate the dark power of Slash!

Since when did Slash grow wings? :P He does look intimidating though. :D

At 4/14/07 01:28 PM, Sentio wrote:

Anyway, after a small
incident last night I'll be in for a lot of today, although I may go and laze in the sun if the temperature increases. Another 20 points needed to make the 75+ list this week, despite missing all of last weekend and large chunks of Tuesday to Friday.

Whoa, I am very sorry to hear what happened to you. I hope you're feeling a little better today. You must have been tired from all the stress from work and sleep deprived as well. Your brain must have said: "Ahh, fuck it. I'm shutting down." :D Your head must have also been made of steel to have made a crack in your door. :) Nonetheless, I hope you're feeling better and it's good you didn't have any serious injuries. I hope you recover soon. :)

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Like his swords and guns and antenna, Slash grows wings whenever it's convenient.

This rule also applies with other parts of his anatomy that would normally be far too large for him to walk easily.

At 4/13/07 11:42 PM, Sentio wrote: What game? That reminds me of one of the bosses in RE4 for the Gamecube- that short guy (long time since I played it so forgotten the name) took a ton of bullets to take down, especially without the broken butterfly (yeah, I was stupid and sold it)

Have you heard of this game?

I was playing the GBA version and one of the bosses had like...about 350 HP, but I, along with my ally, had already done 89, 127, 189 and 254 damage to him and he wasn't dead!!!

I beat after a while, and he joined my team.

At 4/14/07 02:02 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Don't worry, I've got everything under control.
*Weird Fight*

Hahaha! Good one! Now who is going to clean all this up?

Not me!

Well, seems like a normal day today...kind of...

Portal is okay...Whoa!

It is windy here! Wind speed is 22 MPH! Is it windy anywhere else?

Nice day today, but it is too windy. I'm staying inside!

I'm off to the portal for a little while...I'll be back.

At 4/14/07 02:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

And I can't wait to re-pass DreamOfDuke for the 43254325th time, hehe.

It'll be the first time for me, and I'm looking forward to it. Then again, I look forward to passing anyone :)

Snap. The only health problem I got to worry about right now is my damn hurting teeth. Too poor for a dentist, pffft.

Just pull them all out with a piece of string and a door- problem solved!

At 4/14/07 02:02 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

I used to have the urge to review 5 submissions each day, but that only lasted about a day or two. :(

I found the enthusiasm to do that for maybe one day, before going back to simply voting.

End.

Meh? I think I would have been rofling a good deal more after seeing a penguin fly into a wall! At least that is one less carebear to worry about though...

Whoa, I am very sorry to hear what happened to you. I hope you're feeling a little better today. You must have been tired from all the stress from work and sleep deprived as well. Your brain must have said: "Ahh, fuck it. I'm shutting down." :D Your head must have also been made of steel to have made a crack in your door. :) Nonetheless, I hope you're feeling better and it's good you didn't have any serious injuries. I hope you recover soon. :)

Yeah, I'm fine- that kind of thing has never happened before though, so it came as a shock to wake up on the floor. Once again I got lucky and didn't badly hurt myself, but I'd rather not be in situations where I could hurt myself ideally. That is now 4 or 5 over the last 6 months (elcetrocution by light switch, hit by car, that whole stabbing thing, and now this), and I am damn lucky to come out of all that with nothing more than bruises etc. :S

At least I can say 'Head 1, door 0' though :D

I'm off to get a tan as it is now up to 16C and sunny... I'll be back in a few hours to B/P my way that bit closer to EGSC (less than 300 points to go- 3 days maybe?)

*salutes*

At 4/14/07 11:57 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You underestimate the dark power of Slash!
*drawing*

I was bored, so I made a quick doodle/drawing for you based on that pic.
I might color it in flash later, if I'm not feelin lazy, lmao

unless you completely hate it, in which case I will cry for days and then eventually kill myself

At 4/14/07 04:09 PM, MadCow wrote: I was bored, so I made a quick doodle/drawing for you based on that pic.
I might color it in flash later, if I'm not feelin lazy, lmao

unless you completely hate it, in which case I will cry for days and then eventually kill myself

Pretty good, as a fellow sketch artist I may comment on it. The hands are a bit too thin and fists don't look like much. I've also got a great way to draw wings I'd love to show you, but the face is awesome, well done. :-)

At 4/14/07 04:17 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 4/14/07 04:09 PM, MadCow wrote: I was bored, so I made a quick doodle/drawing for you based on that pic.
I might color it in flash later, if I'm not feelin lazy, lmao

unless you completely hate it, in which case I will cry for days and then eventually kill myself

Pretty good, as a fellow sketch artist I may comment on it. The hands are a bit too thin and fists don't look like much. I've also got a great way to draw wings I'd love to show you, but the face is awesome, well done. :-)

Heh, I didn't put much thought into that drawing. I usually like drawing in a more cartoony style, than a somewhat generic anime type ;p

I knew that the arms or whatever weren't as good as they could be, but meh.
And, I've always wanted to learn how to draw wings better, so go ahead and tell me or whatever.

At 4/14/07 04:09 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 4/14/07 11:57 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You underestimate the dark power of Slash!
*drawing*

I was bored, so I made a quick doodle/drawing for you based on that pic.
I might color it in flash later, if I'm not feelin lazy, lmao

unless you completely hate it, in which case I will cry for days and then eventually kill myself

Holy shit, that's fucking awesome. Yes, you win 43643223 internets, good sir!

Also, you've given Slash a gigantic erection! Cum claim THAT prize anytime tonight. ;-D

At 4/14/07 05:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Also, you've given Slash a gigantic erection! Cum claim THAT prize anytime tonight. ;-D

lol.

I must congratulate you on one of the best review responses ever:

A four-day old account presumes to lecture me, Elite Guard Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm, on the ways of the portal?

SCOFF AT THEE

I'd write you a gay sex story, but you are not worthy. :-(

At 4/14/07 05:20 PM, Solidone wrote: I must congratulate you on one of the best review responses ever:

A four-day old account presumes to lecture me, Elite Guard Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm, on the ways of the portal?

SCOFF AT THEE

I'd write you a gay sex story, but you are not worthy. :-(

Hehehe, yeah. I'm writing one of those responses for someone, though, haha.

Anyone who pays attention will note that the Flying Spaghetti Monster uses both my short slashfics in his speech. XD

Anyone remember this blast from the past?

I remember that it was unfairly flagged when I first submitted it...I was so ticked that I went outside and cut down a motherfucking pine tree, if I remember correctly...but I never bothered to re-submit it.

Well now I have. Give it a look...our missing buddy EagleRock even makes an appearance! XD

At 4/14/07 03:38 PM, K-Fox wrote:

Have you heard of this game?

I was playing the GBA version and one of the bosses had like...about 350 HP, but I, along with my ally, had already done 89, 127, 189 and 254 damage to him and he wasn't dead!!!

I can't say I have heard of it, but then I never had the privilege of owning a NES in my youth, or a gameboy more recently.

At 4/14/07 06:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Anyone remember this blast from the past?

Well now I have. Give it a look...our missing buddy EagleRock even makes an appearance! XD

I do remember it, and it is still as great as ever :D

It was snowing here yesterday, yet as of right now it is 17 degrees C and I have just gained a pretty solid tan from an afternoon in the Sun (then again I could probably get a tan from a lightbulb with my dark skin). Sun = happy Sentio (all be it one with a sore head and foot), so yeay!

*salutes*

At 4/13/07 09:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 4/13/07 08:23 PM, TheThing wrote:

I will await your decision, and thank you in advance for allowing me to join, or curse you if you don't.

Welcome aboard soldier. I was wondering when you would have the courage to join us. Before continuing, please read this list that consists of the most commonly violated rules in here: (Kudos to Sentio)

Not having enough courage? I once did push up naked at 1:00 AM on a group camping trip in the snow. I was only late on joining because of 3 birthdays, and an ass-load of homework given to me to do over spring break. Damn honors classes

1) No one line posting, and on the whole we prefer intelligent posts that contribute to the conversation.
2) No stat only posts- you can mention daily gains, but you must include something else to your posts as there are a few mods that will ban you for that.
3) No encouraging mass voting, no matter how annoying the group or how bad the flash.

Easy rules, followed all of them in the PD sir. Not that hard to follow anyway.

Now pick a bunk, feed the minotaurs, and get to work soldier. Be grateful it isn't Carebear mating season, as well.

Thank you sir! Wait, what happens during Carebear mating season?

So I'm so late on this, I didn't realize this place would move so fast in less than 24 hours

Eep!

Blams: 1570 (+20 since last log)
Saves: 2909 (+42 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4479
Total B/P points acquired today: 62
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (521 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.419
B/P Rank: #830 (+3 move since last log)
Protect/Blam Ratio: 1.85185185185

I was expecting a bit more than that...

Hey, look at my Protect/Blam Ratio...XD

Okay, so...nothing big happened today, other than PenguinLink getting stuck in a wall and me slipping and falling down...

Don't laugh...

...Yeah, kind of boring today...the portal seemed alright...cool

I'm waking up early tomorrow...for a 'special' reason...

Bye now!

*Salutes*

I've got about two to three days until I hit EliteGuardPrivate, I can hardly handle the wait. I have around forty to go until then.

Can you believe how idiotic some of the stuff in the portal today, it's a bit ironic if you ask me.
So, while we wait for me to reach EGP, anyone want to introduce me or something?

At 4/13/07 12:13 PM, Phantom wrote: We will vote fairly, if it is good you can expect our honest votes, as for how many times it depends on the person.

Christ, I hope you guys are Zappa fans...

At 4/14/07 10:01 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Can you believe how idiotic some of the stuff in the portal today, it's a bit ironic if you ask me.
So, while we wait for me to reach EGP, anyone want to introduce me or something?

Phantom's shooting puppies behind the old abandoned school, I know that.

Or was it children? I forget...

At 4/14/07 07:31 PM, TheThing wrote:

Easy rules, followed all of them in the PD sir. Not that hard to follow anyway.

Yeah, those are the basics, although you would be amazed how often they have been broken. One day the FAQ will be back up and we won't have to keep posting these rules for new recruits. Speaking of which, any bets on what will come first- the fabled site redesign or the return of our FAQ?

Thank you sir! Wait, what happens during Carebear mating season?

Believe me, you don't want to know *shudders*

So I'm so late on this, I didn't realize this place would move so fast in less than 24 hours

A week ago it wouldn't have done, but the return of our resident madman seems to have got the place buzzing again :)

At 4/14/07 09:44 PM, K-Fox wrote:

...Yeah, kind of boring today...the portal seemed alright...cool

Yeah, the portal has been nothing special today, but reasonably steady all the same.

At 4/14/07 10:01 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I've got about two to three days until I hit EliteGuardPrivate, I can hardly handle the wait. I have around forty to go until then.

Can you believe how idiotic some of the stuff in the portal today, it's a bit ironic if you ask me.
So, while we wait for me to reach EGP, anyone want to introduce me or something?

I've been reading your posts in the NGPD so I know you will be on your way over here soon enough. You may well hit EGP the same day I hit EGSC, so you could get here in time for a party (there is going to be a party, right guys?) :D.

You'll get the official welcome when you hit the required rank and request to join, but as with most people coming up from the PD you are certain to be welcomed in. You know all the rules already as they are much the same in the PD, and you've posted enough in here to know how it works. My suggestion would be to reserve a bunk in anticipation of joining us, and remove all the carebears and other assorted fluffy (but dangerous!) animals from the vicinity.

Yeah, we're a little crazy around here- in my defense I was hit on the head with a door yesterday, so all insanity is to be blamed on that :D.

*salutes*

At 4/14/07 10:02 PM, Snerd wrote: Christ, I hope you guys are Zappa fans...

What in fuck's name are you talking about?

At 4/14/07 10:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Phantom's shooting puppies behind the old abandoned school, I know that.
Or was it children? I forget...

Hey, I only shoot people over the age of consent, the videos found on my computer are of purely legal murders. Gee, close one.

At 4/14/07 11:26 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:31 PM, TheThing wrote:

Easy rules, followed all of them in the PD sir. Not that hard to follow anyway.

Speaking of which, any bets on what will come first- the fabled site redesign or the return of our FAQ?

I would bet on them both coming at the same time.

You may well hit EGP the same day I hit EGSC, so you could get here in time for a party (there is going to be a party, right guys?) :D.

I'm not going to say no to a party.

Yeah, we're a little crazy around here- in my defense I was hit on the head with a door yesterday, so all insanity is to be blamed on that :D.

Now how dod you manage to get hit on the head with a door???

:yawn again: Good mornin', y'all.

Slash's plans for today:

1) Complete SlashClassic13: ramagi (it will arouse her!)

2) Work on Slash Returns: How Am I Supposed To Live Without You (it will arouse everyone!)

3) Defend the portal, as always. (it arouses me!)

I've decided to add a new part to my daily routine: watching all the day's award-winner flashes (and, on Wednesdays, the weeklies). Normally I'd only watch them if the title looked interesting (or if I caught them UJ), but eh, it'd give me something to do, always watching the day's top 5 and whatnot. I'm surprised I haven't done this already...

At 4/15/07 11:26 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

yawn again: Good mornin', y'all.

Slash's plans for today:

1) Complete SlashClassic13: ramagi (it will arouse her!)

she will be so pleased.

2) Work on Slash Returns: How Am I Supposed To Live Without You (it will arouse everyone!)

we Will be so pleased.

3) Defend the portal, as always. (it arouses me!)

you will probably also be quite pleased.

I've decided to add a new part to my daily routine: watching all the day's award-winner flashes (and, on Wednesdays, the weeklies). Normally I'd only watch them if the title looked interesting (or if I caught them UJ), but eh, it'd give me something to do, always watching the day's top 5 and whatnot. I'm surprised I haven't done this already...

thats something ive never tried to do and probably never will try. If i catch them while Uj then i watch, if i miss them, then i dont bother going back to look.

anyway, do we ever have any contests or anything like that in the barracks or is it just constant discussion in here??

At 4/15/07 11:26 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

yawn again: Good mornin', y'all.

Good morning, *yawn (third)*

Slash's plans for today:

1) Complete SlashClassic13: ramagi (it will arouse her!)

Lol, Ü It might even arouse me, hehe...

2) Work on Slash Returns: How Am I Supposed To Live Without You (it will arouse everyone!)

Yay, It'll be my fifth reason to mindlessly fap all day!

3) Defend the portal, as always. (it arouses me!)

You're almost exactly like me, exept the fact that I'm not working on a different movie than you are, and for different purposes, like to promote another movie I'm working on.

I've decided to add a new part to my daily routine: watching all the day's award-winner flashes (and, on Wednesdays, the weeklies). Normally I'd only watch them if the title looked interesting (or if I caught them UJ), but eh, it'd give me something to do, always watching the day's top 5 and whatnot. I'm surprised I haven't done this already...

I just vote on all the underjudgement flashes, I always thought the flashes that already passed were a little bit of a waste of time to me... like they were holding me back...
So I never really paid any attention to them at all...

At 4/14/07 03:38 PM, K-Fox wrote:

Hahaha! Good one! Now who is going to clean all this up?

Now, will you do us such a favor and clean all this mess up? The mess has been here since yesterday, so I think it's time someone got to it. If you clean it all up after I have inspected it and seen if you did a good job, I'll a give you a cookie. Sounds fair?

It is windy here! Wind speed is 22 MPH! Is it windy anywhere else?

Over here where I live it's a bit windy as well and a little rain is falling. But meh, nothing too interesting nor nothing to worry about.

At 4/14/07 03:50 PM, Sentio wrote:

I found the enthusiasm to do that for maybe one day, before going back to simply voting.

Yeah, same here.

Meh? I think I would have been rofling a good deal more after seeing a penguin fly into a wall! At least that is one less carebear to worry about though...

Huh? Well, I did fly into a wall! Didn't you see my feet waving in the air while being stuck inside the crack of the wall my head made? And it wasn't nice of you leaving me there- I had to struggle to get out. If you know us penguins, we have to wobble out of stuff and wobbling out of a wall was quite difficult. And yes, one less carebear to worry about. If I see another one, I'll just feed it to Bob. :)

Yeah, I'm fine- that kind of thing has never happened before though, so it came as a shock to wake up on the floor. Once again I got lucky and didn't badly hurt myself, but I'd rather not be in situations where I could hurt myself ideally. That is now 4 or 5 over the last 6 months (elcetrocution by light switch, hit by car, that whole stabbing thing, and now this), and I am damn lucky to come out of all that with nothing more than bruises etc. :S

Electrocution by a light switch? Hit by a car? I wonder how those two things could have happened to you. But it's nice you're feeling better. Now, just watch out for refrigerators and people with knives and I guess you'll be alright. :)

At 4/14/07 04:09 PM, MadCow wrote:

I was bored, so I made a quick doodle/drawing for you based on that pic.

Hey, you did a pretty good job. Not only do you have Sig makings skills, but you have drawing skills as well. :)

At 4/14/07 07:23 PM, Sentio wrote:

It was snowing here yesterday, yet as of right now it is 17 degrees C and I have just gained a pretty solid tan from an afternoon in the Sun (then again I could probably get a tan from a lightbulb with my dark skin). Sun = happy Sentio (all be it one with a sore head and foot), so yeay!

Oh, so you were outside, huh? Well, I hope there weren't any people with knives of any sort. :D

At 4/14/07 07:31 PM, TheThing wrote:

Damn honors classes

Indeed. Honers classes do suck. But if I would got to a regular class, which would be much easier, I think I would fall asleep. So there really wouldn't be any difference in "happiness" if I left an honor class, or if I switched back to a regular class. To sum it all up: School sucks. 'nuff said.

Easy rules, followed all of them in the PD sir. Not that hard to follow anyway.

Good to hear. But be aware there are more rules. These are just a summary provided from Sentio. But I don't think you'll violate any of them, so it's all good. :D

Thank you sir! Wait, what happens during Carebear mating season?

As Sentiio stated, you don't want to know. But I'll tell you anyway. Every once in a while, we find Carebears mating in new recruit's bunks. It's quite a disturbing sight, so we either kill them ourselves, give them to Phantom so that he can fry them, or we just take them outside. (Which we have never done, because we tend to be the "killing' type, not the 'sparing" type.)

At 4/14/07 09:44 PM, K-Fox wrote:

Okay, so...nothing big happened today, other than PenguinLink getting stuck in a wall and me slipping and falling down...

You probably slipped by that splattered blood there, so get to it and clean all up. We don't want anyone slipping in here. Although if Sentio slips, I would laugh my head away in vengeance. >:)

At 4/14/07 11:26 PM, Sentio wrote:

Speaking of which, any bets on what will come first- the fabled site redesign or the return of our FAQ?

Neither. Newgrounds will be purchased by Wal-mart and chaos will occur. No more details are availiable, sorry. :(

At 4/14/07 11:26 PM, Sentio wrote:

(there is going to be a party, right guys?) :D.

There is no doubt. I am currently calling the strippers to check if they will available the day you become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. We'll order McDonalds' happy meals the very day you become one, lmao. :D

Yeah, we're a little crazy around here- in my defense I was hit on the head with a door yesterday, so all insanity is to be blamed on that :D.

Oh, yes- we've become crazy. But the ironic thing is that we have been receiving more recruits, other than scaring them away. :) I hope they just don't stand in the doorway of the Barracks, take a few steps inside, stay standing there, without blinking, and take slow steps back where they came from. :(

At 4/15/07 12:02 PM, Solidone wrote:

anyway, do we ever have any contests or anything like that in the barracks or is it just constant discussion in here??

No, I'm afraid to say we don't have any competitions in here. But if you are the competitive type, the Newgrounds' Department of Defense holds a competition every other month and a half. So if you're interested, feel free to join. :)

At 4/15/07 12:28 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

Good morning, *yawn (third)*

Stop yawing guys or you'll make me yawn as well. >:(

*Salutes*

At 4/15/07 12:36 PM, PenguinLink wrote: No, I'm afraid to say we don't have any competitions in here. But if you are the competitive type, the Newgrounds' Department of Defense holds a competition every other month and a half. So if you're interested, feel free to join. :)

Thanks for the info.

At 4/15/07 12:36 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Stop yawing guys or you'll make me yawn as well. >:(

*Salutes*

Then can we burp instead? I think I ate way too fast, it must've been that fried carebear dinner, damn that stuff is good. I'm still picking my teeth after eating it. I came across it last night in the NGPD, I decided to ry it, freeze it, microwave it and finally eat it today. I have some left from about half an hour ago.

Anyone for teletubby soup? It's fresh!