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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 10:38:43


At 4/13/07 10:35 AM, Solidone wrote:
At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O
What date is pico day anyway?

April 30. I'm looking forward to it very much...I was gone from the site for a long time, and I miss the hectic pace of one of Newgrounds' special holidays, hehe.


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 10:40:31


At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote: looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.
Congratulations! Just gotta wait for official confirmation by Phantom or PenguinLink, but yes, welcome to the fold.

Awesome, cheers.

At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, coop83 wrote:
April 30th

cool, cheers.

Clock Day is August 15th (Anniversary of submission of "B" - 6 years now, OMG!) Off the top of my head, I can't think of any more dates for special days.

I didnt think there were many other special days other than pico and clock day??


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 10:47:18


At 4/13/07 10:44 AM, Odyssic wrote:
As I am in N00bNation, click sig.

I checked out the forum. I really couldnt make any sense of it though? Whats it all about?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 11:02:20


At 4/13/07 10:52 AM, Odyssic wrote:
At 4/13/07 10:47 AM, Solidone wrote: I checked out the forum. I really couldnt make any sense of it though? Whats it all about?
Its a flash crew, if you go to the collections and look for N00bNation you can watch them. N00bNation is a helping crew, I guess I would say I learned abit how to make movies then again I still suck.

Ah, i was wondering what all those noobkebob things in the forum were about. I'll have to start checking some of them out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 11:48:58


I noticed the rule about no solicitation of mass voting, however, it seemed to apply to bad flash. I have a series that will be released soon. Can I not ask for a good score? You need to be able to pimp your own whores... uh... sirs. Also, forgive me if I don't post that much. I'm rarely on the BBS, but I've been lurking about as of late, so that may change.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 12:01:33


Nope. People here still need to vote how they feel on a flash. Special favors don't happen around here.

That doesn't mean you can't tell the Barracks about your flash, though. Hell, I do that all the time, but one look at my scores can show you that I'm not getting a bastion of support, haha.

Speaking of, expect an honestly-good flash from me. I think it'll be the best flash I've made since Slash's Clock Day...this won't be no Secret Episode, hehe. ;-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 12:13:48


At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote: looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

Does that mean you would like to join us?

At 4/13/07 10:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Speaking of, what ever happened to the forums? We had all our sexy FAQ and such there...

Forumcityusa are changing their servers and until they do you can kiss those forums goodbye.

At 4/13/07 10:40 AM, Solidone wrote: Awesome, cheers.

I guess that means you'd like to join, ok then, welcome aboard.

At 4/13/07 11:48 AM, Snerd wrote: I noticed the rule about no solicitation of mass voting, however, it seemed to apply to bad flash. I have a series that will be released soon. Can I not ask for a good score?

We will vote fairly, if it is good you can expect our honest votes, as for how many times it depends on the person.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 12:16:11


At 4/13/07 12:13 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 4/13/07 10:40 AM, Solidone wrote: Awesome, cheers.
I guess that means you'd like to join, ok then, welcome aboard.

thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 14:08:57


JohnnyUtah's latest flash is so fucking high-quality that it literally overheats my computer. I have to watch it for like 30 seconds, pause it for a few minutes, then watch some more.

It's that incredible. O_O

Makes my currently in-progress flash look rather crappy.

Oh wait, it would look like that anyway. :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 14:24:24


I made an Alpha for the next Slash Returns movie. Check it out if you got some free time!

Which I know y'all do, the portal isn't exactly lightning-fast today. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 20:23:39


Hello, and good evening to those on the East Coast.

I am Elite Guard Private Thing, and I would like to ask admittance to this club.

I was a prominent member in the Newgrounds Police Department Headquarters, being third in command after almost a year of service to the club. I was temporary Unit Ops of the headquarters for a week, and for 2 days I was the Commissioner during that week. I gathered many friends there, and was well like. Hopefully the same will be said when I leave this place.

I am also a member of the Newgrounds Department of Defense, and as of now, I am a Master Sargent, and also a very well like and prominent member. I participate in every bi-monthly competition there, usually coming in the top 5.

I will await your decision, and thank you in advance for allowing me to join, or curse you if you don't

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 20:51:27


I remember seeing you in the NGPD. Yeah, you kick ass. Just wait for Phantom or PenguinLink to give ya the official welcome.

heh, sometimes I have to struggle to not revert back into Recruitment Officer Slash XD

On a random note, someone made a thread in General about SlashClassic7, calling it 'the greatest flash ever'. I find this amusing and arousing. I guess they love it because it's about Dream of Duke.

Give it a look if you're so inclined. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 21:14:49


At 4/9/07 07:07 PM, 36Holla wrote:
Meh, just another boring day

Meh, just another stat post. :P

At 4/11/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

A Penguin+ A Green Cap+A Shiny Sword+A Shield= PenguinLink. 'Nuff said. :D

At 4/11/07 01:13 AM, 36Holla wrote: I got to Staff Sergeant ^_^

Congratulations. Keep up the nice work.

At 4/11/07 08:27 AM, Shanus wrote:
This is my 1000th post so I thought I'd spend it answering Stero's questions over the past few days.

Congratulations! :)

At 4/11/07 12:26 PM, Sentio wrote:
I just need to keep Hemlok behind me :D

I wonder where he is... :'(

At 4/11/07 04:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
See also:

Quite the artistic talent you got there. The drawing completely conveys the omnipotence of subtle reality of which elucidation reigns and of the indolent and tautological extravagance that is so arbitrary that it interrogates the laborious and impoverishing value of this inept picture. Very well done. :)

I have no idea of what I have just said.

At 4/11/07 06:42 PM, X-Naut wrote:
I will, one day. But not now. Not while MadCow is still out there, humiliating me behind my back.

Sounds like a plan. I await your lessons. Just don't leave too much homework because I have enough as is. >:(

At 4/11/07 09:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
How old are you people?

Six. Going to be seven next week.

At 4/12/07 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote:
penis-butt's

Wait.....What? 0_0

At 4/12/07 07:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
So yep. After a week or so of chilling around Newgrounds again, I suppose I am 'officially' back, yay!

Welcome back, buddy! You put the life back in here, since it was very quiet. Too quiet.....

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote:

Welcome. For starters, go mop the floor. I want it done by today and no slacking. Here's the toothbrush Sentio gave Sterockicy when he mopped the floor a few days ago. Use it well.

At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

Congratulations! Keep up the great work. Getting closer to the Top 300 B/Pers list now. :)

I became an Elite Guard Major a few days ago I believe but I didn't have the time to mention it. I am getting closer to the leaf badges. :)

At 4/13/07 12:06 AM, MadCow wrote:
I'll be level 13

Future congratulations on reaching level 13! Those bats look intimidating, though. :(

At 4/13/07 10:31 AM, Odyssic wrote:
If you look later at my B/P I will have 2,000 saves.

Congratulations. :)

At 4/13/07 12:16 PM, Solidone wrote:
thanks.

Try making a longer post next time and please check out the list of the most violated rules by Sentio at the bottom of my post.

At 4/13/07 02:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I made an Alpha for the next Slash Returns movie. Check it out if you got some free time!

Haha, I shall look foward to it. Your newly learnt "Zoom in" skill shall come in handy. :)

At 4/13/07 08:23 PM, TheThing wrote:
I will await your decision, and thank you in advance for allowing me to join, or curse you if you don't.

Welcome aboard soldier. I was wondering when you would have the courage to join us. Before continuing, please read this list that consists of the most commonly violated rules in here: (Kudos to Sentio)

1) No one line posting, and on the whole we prefer intelligent posts that contribute to the conversation.
2) No stat only posts- you can mention daily gains, but you must include something else to your posts as there are a few mods that will ban you for that.
3) No encouraging mass voting, no matter how annoying the group or how bad the flash.

Now pick a bunk, feed the minotaurs, and get to work soldier. Be grateful it isn't Carebear mating season, as well.

At 4/13/07 08:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
heh, sometimes I have to struggle to not revert back into Recruitment Officer Slash XD

Thanks a lot for the help you have provided during my absence here, bud. It is much appreciated.

Give it a look if you're so inclined. :-P

SlashFirestorm came back meaning business alright. XD To have a Newgrounds user tell you it has been one of the best things that has happened in NG for you to be active once again in the portal must feel truly great. :)

On another note, it took me literally an hour and a half to have 5 pages of the Elite Guard Barracks read and this post made. Carpel tunnel, here I come.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 22:24:47


At 4/13/07 10:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Remind me to never write review responses while looking at yaoi fanfiction ever again.

This poor guy is gonna crap himself and cry. :-/

XD

i'm sorry. i usually lurk here to find abusive movies, and though i am technically in the elite guard. i have to say that is the greatest response to a review i've ever seen an author write!

that was fucking amazing! not simply because i'm some perverted freak (which i am) but because it was literally a well written slash (thats the word, right?). and i can only imagine what that poor guy is going to think when he realizes you've responded and reads what you wrote. unable to stop reading despite his burning desire to. he reads to the end, horrified and than goes in search for gay porn.

i know, i'm not a member here, but kudos man! that just made my day!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 22:37:11


At 4/13/07 10:24 PM, Malachy wrote: i'm sorry. i usually lurk here to find abusive movies, and though i am technically in the elite guard. i have to say that is the greatest response to a review i've ever seen an author write!

that was fucking amazing! not simply because i'm some perverted freak (which i am) but because it was literally a well written slash (thats the word, right?). and i can only imagine what that poor guy is going to think when he realizes you've responded and reads what you wrote. unable to stop reading despite his burning desire to. he reads to the end, horrified and than goes in search for gay porn.

i know, i'm not a member here, but kudos man! that just made my day!

Yes, that's the word. Slash just wrote some slash! XD

Cuz see, I was reading some, and thought to myself 'hell, I can write better than this'. So I pick a poor 14 year old's review and start typing away, until I find myself with a modestly-long one-shot slashfic.

Hehe, glad you enjoyed my perversion. I may respond like this more often if it gathers this much attention...already got a thread in General about it XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 22:47:57


At 4/13/07 10:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yes, that's the word. Slash just wrote some slash! XD

i have a friend who's a little too far into harry potter fanfic and she keeps sending me those goddamn homoerotic stories of harry or some other male characters from the books

Cuz see, I was reading some, and thought to myself 'hell, I can write better than this'. So I pick a poor 14 year old's review and start typing away, until I find myself with a modestly-long one-shot slashfic.

haha. that kid is going to cry.

Hehe, glad you enjoyed my perversion. I may respond like this more often if it gathers this much attention...already got a thread in General about it XD

awesome. i think that would be the best way to go after any moron who says "0 omf, this is gayer then gay, flaskdjf"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 22:51:03


Yo!

So how is everyone?

Blams: 1550 (+15 since last log)
Saves: 2867 (+17 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4417
Total B/P points acquired today: 32
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (583 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.204
B/P Rank: #833 (+11 move since last log)

Pretty nice, increase the B/P points I got today by 250% and that is about how much I should get tomorrow.

Ah! How was you Friday the 13th?

Nothing big happened to me...kinda boring today.

Now excuse me, I need to find out why this boss in this game I'm playing hasn't died yet despite me pounding on him for 50 minutes straight...

See ya later!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 23:11:37


At 4/13/07 09:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
poop

Sorry for the rather random and obscure word. I was testing out the "italic" function and I decided to test it by keying a random word. I forgot to delete it. >:( I guess it will be more efficient if I would proofread my posts more often, wouldn't it?

At 4/13/07 10:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Remind me to never write review responses while looking at yaoi fanfiction ever again.

You just ruined the little guy's life indeed.

At 4/13/07 10:51 PM, K-Fox wrote:
Ah! How was you Friday the 13th?

Meh. Nothing fascinating happened today for me either. I hope Sentio didn't break anything today, though. :)

Now excuse me, I need to find out why this boss in this game I'm playing hasn't died yet despite me pounding on him for 50 minutes straight...

Hack away at its head, that should kill it! Kidding. Sorry I can't be of any help... :(

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 23:19:58


You should see what I wrote for Socially-Failed's (or PossiblePancakes, whatever he goes by now, I still call him Socially-Failed) review. Of course, he asked for it, lol.

At 4/13/07 10:47 PM, Malachy wrote:
At 4/13/07 10:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hehe, glad you enjoyed my perversion. I may respond like this more often if it gathers this much attention...already got a thread in General about it XD
awesome. i think that would be the best way to go after any moron who says "0 omf, this is gayer then gay, flaskdjf"

That WOULD be a great idea. Anyone who's seen Slash Returns: Kloris knows how I feel towards people who throw around 'gay' as a derogative...so if someone reviews and says that, I'll go "YOU WANT GAY!? THIS IS GAY, FOOL"...haha.

At 4/13/07 11:11 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You just ruined the little guy's life indeed.

I kinda feel bad, because he didn't leave an abusive review or anything. Ah well, maybe I'll be responsible for turning him gay or bi or something. :-D

At 4/13/07 10:51 PM, K-Fox wrote:
Ah! How was you Friday the 13th?

Good. Nothing bad happened today, so heh.

:salute:


Slash's call

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-13 23:42:41


At 4/13/07 08:23 PM, TheThing wrote: Hello, and good evening to those on the East Coast.

Hello and welcome! We seem to be getting a lot of new members at the moment, which is great :). Clearly Slash and his crazy antics are attracting the masses!

Speaking of which...

At 4/13/07 08:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
On a random note, someone made a thread in General about SlashClassic7, calling it 'the greatest flash ever'. I find this amusing and arousing. I guess they love it because it's about Dream of Duke.

Reviewed, posted in the thread etc. etc., as you know as you replied to both :). Maybe only reviewing your movies would be a good way to get my reply to review ratio up. As it is I really should review more- maybe when I get to EGSC I'll spend more time on doing that.

At 4/13/07 09:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Welcome. For starters, go mop the floor. I want it done by today and no slacking. Here's the toothbrush Sentio gave Sterockicy when he mopped the floor a few days ago. Use it well.

It shows the lousy job that Sterockicy did if this needs to be done again so soon... next time it will be with your tongue Stero!

I became an Elite Guard Major a few days ago I believe but I didn't have the time to mention it. I am getting closer to the leaf badges. :)

A late congrats for that then- I looked at your profile earlier to see your pace for this week and didn't even notice. Maybe more sleep needed... you're going mighty fast again this week anyway!

Welcome aboard soldier. I was wondering when you would have the courage to join us. Before continuing, please read this list that consists of the most commonly violated rules in here: (Kudos to Sentio)

No problem- this little list is a bit shorter and more to the point, so feel free to keep on posting it for new members while the FAQ is down.

Now pick a bunk, feed the minotaurs, and get to work soldier. Be grateful it isn't Carebear mating season, as well.

Do those carebears ever stop? Where's my rifle...

poop

o...k...

At 4/13/07 10:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Remind me to never write review responses while looking at yaoi fanfiction ever again.

This poor guy is gonna crap himself and cry. :-/

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't drag my eyes from it until the end... poor kid, he'll never review again.

At 4/13/07 10:51 PM, K-Fox wrote:
Now excuse me, I need to find out why this boss in this game I'm playing hasn't died yet despite me pounding on him for 50 minutes straight...

What game? That reminds me of one of the bosses in RE4 for the Gamecube- that short guy (long time since I played it so forgotten the name) took a ton of bullets to take down, especially without the broken butterfly (yeah, I was stupid and sold it)

At 4/13/07 11:11 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 4/13/07 09:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
poop
Sorry for the rather random and obscure word. I was testing out the "italic" function and I decided to test it by keying a random word. I forgot to delete it. >:( I guess it will be more efficient if I would proofread my posts more often, wouldn't it?

And poop was the first word you came up with?

Meh. Nothing fascinating happened today for me either. I hope Sentio didn't break anything today, though. :)

Funny you should say that- I may have broken my foot earlier by dropping a fridge on it (don't ask)- it's currently got an ice pack on it to bring down the swelling, and hopefully it will be in a better state tomorrow. Fingers crossed for bruising instead of broken bones...

Either way that is an excuse to laze around in the Sun over the weekend- the half foot of snow today never materialized, and it is meant to be in the high 60s the next couple of days :D

Plus my Dad is gone (off to LA for a meeting), so I'm back to B/Ping again.

*salutes*

this is what happens when the thread moves fast- long posts that take 20 minutes to type out...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 00:00:44


At 4/13/07 11:42 PM, Sentio wrote: Hello and welcome! We seem to be getting a lot of new members at the moment, which is great :). Clearly Slash and his crazy antics are attracting the masses!

Hehe, I hope so. I didn't realize my flash 'skills' were missed so much in my absence! :-D

Reviewed, posted in the thread etc. etc., as you know as you replied to both :). Maybe only reviewing your movies would be a good way to get my reply to review ratio up. As it is I really should review more- maybe when I get to EGSC I'll spend more time on doing that.

Heh, it would be a good idea, I respond to all reviews. The following flashes were personally submitted by me and thus I am reply-capable:

Slash Returns
Slash Returns: Ascension
Slash Returns: Kloris?
Slash Returns: Supremacy
Slash's Clock Day!
Slash Presents: Liz <3
XIAOLIN SECRET EPISODE
SlashClassic1: Self-Rape
SlashClassic4: Monsters!
SlashClassic7:DreamOfDuke

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't drag my eyes from it until the end... poor kid, he'll never review again.

I'm a total monster. But heh, I liked writing it. I reserve the right to randomly reply to reviews with lemony-goodness anytime I wish. XD


At 4/13/07 10:51 PM, K-Fox wrote: Now excuse me, I need to find out why this boss in this game I'm playing hasn't died yet despite me pounding on him for 50 minutes straight...

Try something non-conventional. Drop a box on it or something, I dunno.

What game? That reminds me of one of the bosses in RE4 for the Gamecube- that short guy (long time since I played it so forgotten the name) took a ton of bullets to take down, especially without the broken butterfly (yeah, I was stupid and sold it)

Hardest boss in any game I've ever played: Dullahan from Golden Sun: The Lost Age (hard mode). Trying to take that fucker down without being a cheap bastard and summoning was insane, damn near futile.

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 00:11:48


At 4/13/07 11:42 PM, Sentio wrote:
Hello and welcome! We seem to be getting a lot of new members at the moment, which is great :). Clearly Slash and his crazy antics are attracting the masses!

Yes, a lot of users are either attempting to join, or have joined. Sooner enough, we'll need more bunks...

As it is I really should review more- maybe when I get to EGSC I'll spend more time on doing that.

My review count is low as well. I just find it rather tiring to review submissions...

It shows the lousy job that Sterockicy did if this needs to be done again so soon... next time it will be with your tongue Stero!

Very nice said, Sentio. Mopping the floor with his tongue will indeed teach him to mop the floor more efficiently. Although some clorox wipes will be needed after he is done, because I don't know about you, but it will be rather sticky and, uhh, erm, disgusting, and uhh, yes.

A late congrats for that then- I looked at your profile earlier to see your pace for this week and didn't even notice. Maybe more sleep needed... you're going mighty fast again this week anyway!

Thanks. I need to sleep as well. What's your name again?

No problem- this little list is a bit shorter and more to the point, so feel free to keep on posting it for new members while the FAQ is down.

Thanks for the more cleaner and efficient list. :)

Do those carebears ever stop? Where's my rifle...

Last I saw it was in...

*PenguinLink sees a Carebear fiddling with Sentio's Shotgun.*

Oh shit! Run for cover! Although the shotgun will probably shoot hearts and rainbows.......

o...k...

Tell me about it.

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't drag my eyes from it until the end... poor kid, he'll never review again.

Or come to Newgrounds. Or even use a computer. Or even read any words. Or even eat. Or even breathe. Or even *Pauses for breath*, or even play outside. Or even... the list goes on and on.

What game? That reminds me of one of the bosses in RE4 for the Gamecube- that short guy (long time since I played it so forgotten the name) took a ton of bullets to take down, especially without the broken butterfly (yeah, I was stupid and sold it)

You play videogames? Ha, kidding. Yes, Resident Evil 4 was a great game. Frustrating at times but overall an unforgettable experience. :)

And poop was the first word you came up with?

Hey, what can I say? The lack of sleep has deprived me from writing coherent words or phrases. Although my description of Slash's picture on the last page was one of the most confusing and irrelevant sentences I have ever written I could have provided some competition to Shakespeare back in the day. :D

Funny you should say that- I may have broken my foot earlier by dropping a fridge on it (don't ask)- it's currently got an ice pack on it to bring down the swelling, and hopefully it will be in a better state tomorrow. Fingers crossed for bruising instead of broken bones...

I'm sorry to hear that. :( I hope your foot gets better. Friday the 13th's aren't really your days, are they? I hope my luck doesn't----

*A Piano falls right into PenguinLink out of nowhere.*

---change.

Either way that is an excuse to laze around in the Sun over the weekend- the half foot of snow today never materialized, and it is meant to be in the high 60s the next couple of days :D

The weather over here has been quite weird lately as well. I'm starting to think mother nature decided to smoke it's own marijuana.

Plus my Dad is gone (off to LA for a meeting), so I'm back to B/Ping again.

Oh teh noes, Sentio is back with his B/P Rage! :O

*salutes*

*Salutes*

this is what happens when the thread moves fast- long posts that take 20 minutes to type out...

It has been a while since it has gone this fast... Which is a good thing in a way. :)

At 4/13/07 11:50 PM, BlueHippo wrote:
stolen from homestar runner :0

Missed the darned thing. >:(

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At 4/13/07 11:50 PM, BlueHippo wrote: stolen from homestar runner :0

Got it, thanks :D

At 4/14/07 12:00 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Hehe, I hope so. I didn't realize my flash 'skills' were missed so much in my absence! :-D

What can I say, watching well animated submissions gets dull after a while, and you do have a knack for making people laugh :).

Heh, it would be a good idea, I respond to all reviews. The following flashes were personally submitted by me and thus I am reply-capable:

Slash Returns
Slash Returns: Ascension
Slash Returns: Kloris?
Slash Returns: Supremacy
Slash's Clock Day!
Slash Presents: Liz <3
XIAOLIN SECRET EPISODE
SlashClassic1: Self-Rape
SlashClassic4: Monsters!
SlashClassic7:DreamOfDuke

I'll get to work on those tomorrow :D. My current count is something like 65 reviews and 15 replies, so pretty lame for someone that has seen as many submissions as me. At the very least I should drag that up to 100.

I'm a total monster. But heh, I liked writing it. I reserve the right to randomly reply to reviews with lemony-goodness anytime I wish. XD

Maybe reviewing your submissions isn't such a good idea after all...

Hardest boss in any game I've ever played: Dullahan from Golden Sun: The Lost Age (hard mode). Trying to take that fucker down without being a cheap bastard and summoning was insane, damn near futile.

Yeah, that RE4 boss wasn't the hardest, it just took a stupid amount of ammo to take it down- I'm not sure it ever landed a hit on me so it got really dull after a while. Hardest boss that I have ever faced would have to be the witch at the end of Banjo Kazooie- she was a nightmare (until I got the extra honeycombs anyway).

At 4/14/07 12:11 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
My review count is low as well. I just find it rather tiring to review submissions...

Yeah, same here, especially as I try to put a lot of effort into each one. It is rare that I find the desire to review something.

Very nice said, Sentio. Mopping the floor with his tongue will indeed teach him to mop the floor more efficiently. Although some clorox wipes will be needed after he is done, because I don't know about you, but it will be rather sticky and, uhh, erm, disgusting, and uhh, yes.

That is a sacrifice I am willing to take in order to get this floor clean, and Sterockicy's tongue the size of a water melon :D

Thanks. I need to sleep as well. What's your name again?

I have no idea...

Last I saw it was in...

*PenguinLink sees a Carebear fiddling with Sentio's Shotgun.*

Oh shit! Run for cover! Although the shotgun will probably shoot hearts and rainbows.......

*dives for cover*

You play videogames? Ha, kidding. Yes, Resident Evil 4 was a great game. Frustrating at times but overall an unforgettable experience. :)

One of the best games I've ever played in fact. The first run through was frustrating when I ran out of ammo towards the end, but once I got the hang of it and learnt a few tricks I could whizz through it pretty quickly. Without the broken butterfly some of the bosses are a real drag though.

I'm sorry to hear that. :( I hope your foot gets better. Friday the 13th's aren't really your days, are they? I hope my luck doesn't----

It's a stupid day :). I knew I shouldn't have offered to help one of my work colleagues to move the damn thing. Having had a closer look at it, and a good feel around, I think it is just bruised, so that is something at least. Just another hour and a half to survive...

Oh teh noes, Sentio is back with his B/P Rage! :O

Grrrrrrrrr

It has been a while since it has gone this fast... Which is a good thing in a way. :)

In no way am I complaining :) I've missed the days this place would get three or pages a day.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 04:45:38


At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Not to mention that the new layout might, just MIGHT, come out that day. I mean, it'd make since. We can always hope!

Wishful thinking. But hey, you never know.

I may make some rather-crude Pico flash just for the hell of it.

I wish I could join in the fun. But I don't have Flash. :(

At 4/13/07 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: JohnnyUtah's latest flash is so fucking high-quality that it literally overheats my computer.

Larf.

It's that incredible. O_O

You also have to love that Capcom-ized Newgrounds logo.

I wish they would put up Cogs of War again. :c

At 4/13/07 09:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Sounds like a plan. I await your lessons. Just don't leave too much homework because I have enough as is. >:(

I have some ideas that might be able to put down this Cow, once and for all. Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to implement any of them.

So yeah. :\

At 4/13/07 10:51 PM, K-Fox wrote: Ah! How was you Friday the 13th?

Not too much has happened. So it was pretty much like any other Friday.


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Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 04:58:04


At 4/13/07 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: JohnnyUtah's latest flash is so fucking high-quality that it literally overheats my computer.

Heh, I suppose you mean 300 Queers, it's a pretty good movie, despite the initial name when you first see it, it's great. That's NG admins...


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:yawn: Good morning, y'all.

At 4/14/07 04:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 4/13/07 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: JohnnyUtah's latest flash is so fucking high-quality that it literally overheats my computer.
Heh, I suppose you mean 300 Queers, it's a pretty good movie, despite the initial name when you first see it, it's great. That's NG admins...

Yep. Not shocked at all that it got Daily First.

This overheating problem really sucks, though. With complex flash I have to reduce quality to low immediately or risk overheating...and with something with as much crazy-ass complexity as JohnnyUtah's flash, it's just too much for my poor machine to take.

Not to mention it makes publishing flash very nervewracking. I really hope that I'll be able to publish my latest work when it's complete without auto-restarting...worse comes to worse, I suppose I can always send the .fla to someone, have them publish it, then send the .swf back to me for submission...but ick, let's hope that doesn't happen.

Anyway...ya know, when I first came back, I thought I wouldn't want to B/P, being EGSC already and all. But now that I've gone up a few ranks in the past few days (up to 81 now, hehe)...yeah.

Top 50, here I come. :-D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 11:01:06


At 4/13/07 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Yep. Not shocked at all that it got Daily First.

Yeah, it deserved it.

This overheating problem really sucks, though. With complex flash I have to reduce quality to low immediately or risk overheating...and with something with as much crazy-ass complexity as JohnnyUtah's flash, it's just too much for my poor machine to take.

have you not thought of investing in a new PC??

Not to mention it makes publishing flash very nervewracking. I really hope that I'll be able to publish my latest work when it's complete without auto-restarting...worse comes to worse, I suppose I can always send the .fla to someone, have them publish it, then send the .swf back to me for submission...but ick, let's hope that doesn't happen.

When do you think this new awesome flash of yours will be submitted then?

Anyway...ya know, when I first came back, I thought I wouldn't want to B/P, being EGSC already and all. But now that I've gone up a few ranks in the past few days (up to 81 now, hehe)...yeah.

Cool.

Top 50, here I come. :-D

that may take you quite a while though.

salute:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-14 11:05:28


At 4/14/07 11:01 AM, Solidone wrote: have you not thought of investing in a new PC??

I am insanely poor, sadly. Hell, even taking it in to be fixed eventually is going to utterly obliterate my scant savings, sigh.

When do you think this new awesome flash of yours will be submitted then?

Within the next 12-48 hours, if all goes well. Depends on how hyper I get and whether or not my machine behaves.

Top 50, here I come. :-D
that may take you quite a while though.

That's what they said about my reaching EGSC :evil grin:

Heheheh. THE SECOND REIGN OF SLASH IS AT HAND


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