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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 21:12:57


At 4/9/07 03:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Since when did the Barney Bunch come back?

Eh, somewhat recently. They've been spamming a little bit these past couple of weeks. There was a major spam attack last week or something like that, with like, all 50 UJ submissions, all BB spam. I got a ton of blam points then, it was awesome, lmao.

I remember those guys. Lots of blam points back in the day.

2005 is 'back in the day' now? I suppose it was, since I do miss a lot of stuff that happened back then (better BBS, different groups I would talk to, etc)

Of course, some of those points were from flash I submitted with them... XD

You bastard :o

At 4/9/07 09:02 PM, K-Fox wrote: Hello!

So how was everyone's day?

Ok I guess, nothing really that great happened.
I got an extraordinary of b/p points though, probably because of the Barney Bunch spam yesterday :p

Blams: 1510 (+26 since last log)
Saves: 2802 (+51 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4312
Total B/P points acquired today: 77
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (688 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.763
B/P Rank: #867 (+19 move since last log)

Lucky 7's!

The movie Se7en may change your mind about that number, lmao.

Alright, I noticed that I'm moving up 10+ in B/P rank everyday...weird...

That's because you're still in the Blue Badges.
There's lot's of inactive/slow users to pass in the Blue badges.
Once you start getting past Praporshik, you start to slow down more and more. Right Now, I'm at that 4-Star Leaf badge, who's real name escapes me at the moment. But I went up 2 spaces today, and that's like, really exciting almost, since most times I only move up one or two spots a week :[

Well, the portal seemed a bit slow today...happens often, though.

It will get more active. It's just steady right now. There will be more later, unless you're not going to be online later.

There should be plenty tomorrow.

I'm leaving for now, see you all tomorrow!

Ah, well, I guess you did good for today :)

*salutes*

*scrubs self with a brillo pad to get the feeling of saying 'salues' off of self*

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 21:27:58


Hello everyone!

How is everyone?

Today is my 300th day as a member on NG! I was hoping to make Elite Guard Second Lieutenant by this special day but because of my fairly lame week I couldnt make it. Luckily my slow weekend is over and I can get back to a fairly awesome pace.

I see we have a few new members joining us and I say congrats to you all! I was also happy to see that only one of you had any abusive reviews so you saved me from having to PM a lot! THANKYOU!

My Barracks update next week will now have over 50 members on it! Wooooo!

I am sure as usual that I have forgotten to right something in this post and it will annoy me once I find out! I really should start writting down what I am going to write before I do so!

Anyways, GRRRR!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 22:01:13


At 4/9/07 09:12 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/9/07 03:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I remember those guys. Lots of blam points back in the day.
2005 is 'back in the day' now? I suppose it was, since I do miss a lot of stuff that happened back then (better BBS, different groups I would talk to, etc)

Heh, the Barney Bunch was initially the reason I joined the Elite Guard Barracks...kinda funny how I de-facto joined them after a while.

Hell, if my computer was working well enough for me to use Flash, I might still be making a few Secret Episodes... XD

never did get to submit the Xiaolin Showdown one...sigh.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 22:12:23


At 4/9/07 10:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
never did get to submit the Xiaolin Showdown one...sigh.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. :-(

Hey, I spent a whole, like, half hour on it. Like, six months ago.

...still, didn't want it just laying around my computer for nothing. Heh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 23:22:56


Blams: 11291 (+57 since last log)
Saves: 12763 (+59 since last log)
Total B/P points: 24054
Total B/P points acquired today: 116
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1446 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.954
B/P Rank: #132 (+2 move since last log)

Plus the 11 Under Judgement submissions.
Really really good day, for a weekday :)

But like I said, it's due to those Barney Bunch spam flashes yesterday. Even though I know I shouldn't, I actually like the spam attacks because I get lots of extra blam points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 00:03:42


Hi again everyone!

I just passed ever-vigilant! WOOOO! Its been a lot of work but I am finally up into the 23rd position! Unfortuanately I will drop back down to 24th when I do the next update because of hongkongexpress joining the list! Dammit!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 00:10:29


By some obscene miracle, my flash passed!

I only submitted because I hate having un-uploaded flash laying around my computer...never expected it to pass, and with a 1.94! :-D

This amuses me, yet also makes me lose faith in the world. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 02:45:57


so... i don't use the log... too often. i mean, i love it to death, and think it's amazing. but i always forget :P

but, i just wanted to share this. because it scares me, at how many more saves i'm getting than blams now a days :P

Blams: 26130 (+121 since last log)
Saves: 21246 (+599 since last log)

ffs, heh.

keep on b/p'in boys!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 04:11:48


At 4/10/07 02:45 AM, BlueHippo wrote:
Blams: 26130 (+121 since last log)
Saves: 21246 (+599 since last log)

Wow, Even considered trying to get:

Blams: 30000
Saves: 30000

??????

keep on b/p'in boys!

I will indeed!

Wow, This thread has really been slow today!

Who still has school?

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 04:54:50


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

If I actually went to class, I doubt I'd be EGSC right now.

I pretty much dropped out of college for blams and hentai and Sailor Moon fanfiction.

I am not joking. My entire second semester was pretty much spent in the library, at a computer, tapping away. Then I went in the bathroom and fapped away.

And THAT is why I flunked out of college.

no regrets, either.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 07:36:25


Also, lol @ me being listed as a popular artist on the front page. That rocks.

Speaking of, one of these days, one of my crappy little flashes will be front page, just you wait and see!

I still have a couple flashes I haven't submitted. Maybe I'll upload them later. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 11:33:04


At 4/10/07 07:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Also, lol @ me being listed as a popular artist on the front page. That rocks.

Speaking of, one of these days, one of my crappy little flashes will be front page, just you wait and see!

I still have a couple flashes I haven't submitted. Maybe I'll upload them later. :-P

That always makes me wonder. What makes you a popular artist?

The number of people who got you as favorite?
The number of people who got your flashes a favorites?
Your B/A?
Your number of flashes?

Oh well, just upload your flash movies so we can laugh XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 11:49:04


At 4/10/07 11:33 AM, Casualty wrote: That always makes me wonder. What makes you a popular artist?

The number of people who got you as favorite?

5.

The number of people who got your flashes a favorites?

Now, that might be it, a total of 76 people have favorited my flashes. Although only 2 favorited flashes I personally submitted, so I guess co-authorship works too.

Your B/A?

By some insane quirk of all that is right and just, I have an A+ batting average (along with two TOTW's). Eh. High BA wouldn't make me popular necessarily.

Your number of flashes?

22, with 7 I personally submitted. Eh.


Oh well, just upload your flash movies so we can laugh XD

I will likely submit a couple others (which probably will not pass...although with this one passing, who knows?), but until I get my computer fixed, I can't make any new ones, sigh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 13:22:13


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

Em, starting tomorrow there is a national school strike of the teachers so I reckon It'll be a week or less without school, and then about 2.5 months of school and then I shall be sent free.
But on the 29th, my freaking birthday. Meaning the earth has made another rotation around the sun, hurrah.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 13:42:39


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Who still has school?

Work is still going strong- in fact I am busier now than ever (groan). I didn't even get a day off for Easter- in the UK yesterday would have been a holiday. Not that it is stopping me from posting now... having gaps in experiments while things heat/stir/grow etc is great :D. And I'm planning on having a couple of days off later this week while my Dad visits, although that won't give me any more NG time.

At 4/10/07 07:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Also, lol @ me being listed as a popular artist on the front page. That rocks.

I think the popular artists listed are any with a portal award, which would explain why you are listed there (even though your awards aren't exactly a good thing :P). You probably get listed for a few other criteria as well, such as a high B/A.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 13:47:40


At 4/10/07 01:42 PM, Sentio wrote: I think the popular artists listed are any with a portal award, which would explain why you are listed there (even though your awards aren't exactly a good thing :P). You probably get listed for a few other criteria as well, such as a high B/A.

Probably so, because I was a popular artist back when I submitted my Clock Day flash, too...

Heh, can't wait for next Clock Day. That was fuckin' crazy, man. Plus I made a nifty little hat to celebrate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 15:58:48


At 4/10/07 01:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Heh, can't wait for next Clock Day. That was fuckin' crazy, man. Plus I made a nifty little hat to celebrate.

A clock hat? Cool

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:02:42


At 4/10/07 01:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Heh, can't wait for next Clock Day. That was fuckin' crazy, man. Plus I made a nifty little hat to celebrate.

-Clock Day isn't coming until August something. Anyways, you got quite awhile to wait.
-Also, I wanna see the Clockday hat too. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:03:52


At 4/10/07 04:02 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 4/10/07 01:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Heh, can't wait for next Clock Day. That was fuckin' crazy, man. Plus I made a nifty little hat to celebrate.
-Clock Day isn't coming until August something. Anyways, you got quite awhile to wait.
-Also, I wanna see the Clockday hat too. :(

I know, I'm very patient. Sort of. Not really. Not at all, but FUCK I want it so bad.

...the hat is a secret. Just behold the picture of my Clock Mask from last year (which is buried under hundreds of EGB pages by now, XD)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:25:21


At 4/10/07 04:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I know, I'm very patient. Sort of. Not really. Not at all, but FUCK I want it so bad.

I knew you were impatient. :)

...the hat is a secret. Just behold the picture of my Clock Mask from last year (which is buried under hundreds of EGB pages by now, XD)

The Clock Mask? I don't dare to search all those EGB pages. It would take me way too long. Can you send me a pic of what it looks like?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:34:58


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:39:46


At 4/10/07 04:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: PAGE 464.

What kind of shit is this? I expected something a little more epic. >:(

lol!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:41:50


At 4/10/07 04:39 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 4/10/07 04:34 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: PAGE 464.
What kind of shit is this? I expected something a little more epic. >:(

lol!

After seeing all my artistic skills displayed in my flash, you were REALLY expecting something more than a paper plate with marker lines on it?

Really???


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 16:59:10


At 4/10/07 04:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: After seeing all my artistic skills displayed in my flash, you were REALLY expecting something more than a paper plate with marker lines on it?

Umm, yeah. I though you're artistic skills were just writing abc's in your flash. Stories, A Catroon pic of yourself, etc...

Really???

Yup. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 17:23:27


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Wow, Even considered trying to get:

Blams: 30000
Saves: 30000
??????

ehhh, it has kinda crossed my mind, i guess that would be something good to stop b/p'ing at if i decide to stop. maybe i'll be tired by the time i reach that point? LET'S HOPE NOT!

must always keep b/p'ing! the portal needs me, oh noes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 18:13:52


At 4/7/07 01:48 AM, MetalDart wrote:
At 4/7/07 01:27 AM, Cool-Points wrote: I remember back when I was "CruX," there were about only 300-450.. gettin closer to 1,000! ^^
Wow. Hi CruX. :o

Hi MetalDart ^^..

so yeah, lol, I know i said last time I was gonna be back for good, but I was caught up with school and such :/.. I guess I can't really say for sure that I'll be back for good THIS time, but I'll definitely try :P.. I'm back mostly to B/P with the BarraX some more, and to make music and put it on NG :]...

Hi everyone! X]

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 21:47:18


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

I...do...

And I hate it! I hardly get any B/P points because I don't get home until...quite late...

Compare my other gains (100, 57, 62, 77) with todays gain:

Blams: 1520 (+10 since last log)
Saves: 2817 (+15 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4337
Total B/P points acquired today: 25
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (663 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.607
B/P Rank: #853 (+14 move since last log)

Not cool...bleh...Not even half of my lowest gain...

Spam attacks, eh? I most likely will miss most of those, but I recall catching one and it got me about 55+ blams...pretty nice!

Well, time for me to leave today, see ya tomorrow!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 22:23:44


At 4/10/07 05:23 PM, BlueHippo wrote:
At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Wow, Even considered trying to get:

Blams: 30000
Saves: 30000
??????
ehhh, it has kinda crossed my mind, i guess that would be something good to stop b/p'ing at if i decide to stop. maybe i'll be tired by the time i reach that point? LET'S HOPE NOT!

It would be pretty cool!

must always keep b/p'ing! the portal needs me, oh noes!

Isnt is funny how you work your way up the ranks to increase your VP and then when you finally make it to an awesome BA you dont want to b/p anymore? Quite ironic really!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-10 23:50:47


At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?

Me, that's who >:o

Blams: 11308 (+17 since last log)
Saves: 12792 (+29 since last log)
Total B/P points: 24100
Total B/P points acquired today: 46
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1400 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.975
B/P Rank: #132 (0 move since last log)

Wow, a pretty incredle day (yesterday), and now, a completely meh day (today). But that's life :[

Not much to say for today, nothing interesting happened. Only about 30 (school) days left of school... then... SUMMER SCHOOL! (fuckin math... MadCow sucks at it D:)

I've never been to summer school before, hopefully it's not too bad. It's weird because I have to get there really early, but there's no bus (which is usually how I get to school), and I have to go there for English and Math. Which is weird, since English is my best subject O.o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-11 00:11:06


At 4/10/07 11:50 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/10/07 04:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who still has school?
Me, that's who >:o

Hey I have school too. It just school holidays at the moment!

NEW TOPIC!

Ok most of you know that I have made up some pretty random topics over my time at the EGB and today is no different.

I have thought of a great question to get the barracks up and running again, and hopefully have a little fun too.

Here is my question:

Tell us, How you came up with your alias? and the story behind it.

Ok, I will start things off with mine. Its pretty lame too.

Back in the days when I used to make some pretty stupid stick animations and used to love hanging out at stickslaughter.com and power-fusion.com I decided I needed an alias. I spent several hours trying to think of something good using keywords like Chrome, Metallic, Velocity, cool words like that. After stuggling to find a word that sounded awesome that automatically clicked in my head I decided to try a new approach. I got my name (Corey) and the word 'Stick' (Becuase I was into sticks at the time), merged the letters to form the word 'Sterockicy' It automatically sounded awesome.

And thats how my alias came about!

Now its your turn!

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