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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-06 23:23:25


At 4/4/07 10:02 AM, Phantom wrote: You should know that really won't last with me, I'm finding myself busy with other things and not with B/P, much less now that the interest in B/P is all gone.

Alright. Maybe I can finally escape the #3 spot.

< / <3 >

:(

At 4/4/07 11:48 PM, MadCow wrote: Also, what's up with everyone? I refuse to stop posting until this topic is completely active again!!! D:

It's not our fault that life tends to get in our ways.

At 4/5/07 02:29 AM, Sterockicy wrote: or did Afro-stud steal AfroUnderscoreStuds name?

It was Afro_Stud, then the underscores were no longer allowed in any usernames, hence the word "Underscore."

At 4/6/07 02:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Must... survive... until... Saturday... evening!

I know that you can do it.

*Plays Eye of the Tiger*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-06 23:44:41


At 4/6/07 02:28 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/5/07 11:07 PM, MadCow wrote: Total B/P points: 23696
Must... survive... until... Saturday... evening!

I'll survive you till Saturday Evening... you Terrorist >:o

Blams: 11182 (+49 since last log)
Saves: 12628 (+65 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23810
Total B/P points acquired today: 114
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (1690 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.786
B/P Rank: #136 (0 move since last log)

Plus the 9 Under Judgement submissions.
A Very good day, I'd say. WATCH YO BAK COOOOP!

Not much else to say. I'm working on a Transformers sig (for the new movie), and it might take me a while, heh. I'm also watching some of my favorite Comedy Shows (Curb your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show and The Simpsons)!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 01:27:32


wow holy shit 703 pages!...

I remember back when I was "CruX," there were about only 300-450.. gettin closer to 1,000! ^^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 01:48:07


At 4/7/07 01:27 AM, Cool-Points wrote: I remember back when I was "CruX," there were about only 300-450.. gettin closer to 1,000! ^^

Wow. Hi CruX. :o


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http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 02:04:50


At 4/6/07 05:42 PM, Zornkatzu wrote:
(Level 11, ftw!) and hope to complete the set ASAP.

Congratulations on reaching Level 11.

At 4/6/07 11:02 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:
Yay I have finally upgraded to become a bonafied Lieutenant. Yay! now I can enlist in this group.

Does this mean you want to join? If so, welcome aboard. Since our FAQ is unavailable, here is a short summary of the no-no's in here. I hope Sentio doesn't kill me by using his short summary a while ago. But it summed up the most violated rules so nicely I had to use it. Thanks buddy. Anyway, here it is:

DO NOT respond to spammers, ever. Responding will only encourage them.
No stat only posts- if you want to post daily gains and the like then include some other topic of conversation in your post as well.
No encouraging mass voting in any way, shape or form. We as the elite guard encourage voting fairly on submissions, with a full range of votes from 0-5, and do not vote simply to get points. I don't care if it is a spam group that always have their flash pass, we still vote as the flash deserves.

At 4/7/07 01:27 AM, Cool-Points wrote:
wow holy shit 703 pages!...
I remember back when I was "CruX," there were about only 300-450.. gettin closer to 1,000! ^^

Why hello there long lost Elite Guard Barracks member. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 02:57:29


At 4/7/07 01:48 AM, MetalDart wrote: Wow. Hi CruX. :o

Would you do me a small favor and try to post with slightly longer posts, just for the record.

And hello to the apparently new member...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 03:02:55


At 4/7/07 02:57 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 4/7/07 01:48 AM, MetalDart wrote: Wow. Hi CruX. :o
Would you do me a small favor and try to post with slightly longer posts, just for the record.

What's the dealio with that "rule", brutha? Are we some big important corporation that's nothing but serious business or something? Rules were made to be broken anyways, mayun. But what about the music man? What about the music???


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 04:58:08


At 4/6/07 10:36 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: New EGB members: Coop83, MetalDart, ElementalSoldier, Whitcomb!
Welcome, to the family :D

It's good to be back

At 4/6/07 11:23 PM, X-Naut wrote:
At 4/6/07 02:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Must... survive... until... Saturday... evening!
I know that you can do it.

*Plays Eye of the Tiger*

It all depends on circumstances which keep me away from the portal. Since it's my Birthday, I may be out of commission for a time today.

At 4/6/07 11:44 PM, MadCow wrote: Total B/P points: 23810

Mine currently stands at 23,839

Plus the 9 Under Judgement submissions.
A Very good day, I'd say. WATCH YO BAK COOOOP!

I'm going to be defeated today, but hopefully, I'll manage to pass a few more inactive members of the B/P ranks 51+ who are just above me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 10:07:57


At 4/7/07 03:02 AM, MadCow wrote: What's the dealio with that "rule", brutha? Are we some big important corporation that's nothing but serious business or something? Rules were made to be broken anyways, mayun. But what about the music man? What about the music???

I'm not blaming anyone for making a short post every once in a while, but all I want is for people not to make a habit out of it. Just like you aren't commented for the stat posts because they are at least accompanied by real content.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 19:55:21


At 4/7/07 04:58 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/6/07 11:44 PM, MadCow wrote: Total B/P points: 23810
Mine currently stands at 23,839

Plus the 9 Under Judgement submissions.
A Very good day, I'd say. WATCH YO BAK COOOOP!
I'm going to be defeated today, but hopefully, I'll manage to pass a few more inactive members of the B/P ranks 51+ who are just above me.

Eh, perhaps, if you go to work or something. It's probably just going to be an average day for me (70-90 points). And I didn't pass you, if you check the update, but maybe if you don't get any points for a couple days, I'll be able to pass you.

Although I am going back to school next week, so maybe you'll be able to pass me then...

At 4/7/07 10:07 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 4/7/07 03:02 AM, MadCow wrote: What's the dealio with that "rule", brutha? Are we some big important corporation that's nothing but serious business or something? Rules were made to be broken anyways, mayun. But what about the music man? What about the music???
I'm not blaming anyone for making a short post every once in a while, but all I want is for people not to make a habit out of it. Just like you aren't commented for the stat posts because they are at least accompanied by real content.

Yeah yeah, I get it. I was just joking anyway. We're supposed to look like a big important club, with paragraphs and paragraphs of stats, lmao.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-07 21:10:57


Hmm...I had a lot to do today...

Blams: 1464 (+26 since last log)
Saves: 2709 (+31 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4173
Total B/P points acquired today: 57
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (827 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.207
B/P Rank: #907 (+22 move since last log)

I was expecting to get 100 Points like I did yesterday...Its alright...

Err, I'll try to be more active around here...

At 4/6/07 09:09 AM, Phantom wrote:
Indeed the FAQ is down but if you are at all interested you may contact me through any system you'd like and I could send you a text form of it, though an older one...

Could you send that to me via PM? It is alright if it is a old version, it should still help me.

I'm going to leave for now, so...see ya tomorrow.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 01:35:22


At 4/7/07 09:10 PM, K-Fox wrote: Could you send that to me via PM? It is alright if it is a old version, it should still help me.

I have, I hope you find some use to it and I'm glad you decided to read it, I can only apologize I don't have a more updated version saved.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 05:06:05


At 4/7/07 07:55 PM, MadCow wrote: Eh, perhaps, if you go to work or something. It's probably just going to be an average day for me (70-90 points). And I didn't pass you, if you check the update, but maybe if you don't get any points for a couple days, I'll be able to pass you.

Well, the site has updated now and I'm down to 135 again. You're about 15-20 points ahead. But Afro_Stud's update put me ahead, so I'm slightly less hurt :)

Although I am going back to school next week, so maybe you'll be able to pass me then...

Still, I'm back in the office from Tuesday, so I'll notice a drop in B/P numbers for this upcoming week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 12:41:14


does nobody else think that these games are stolen? none of his shit has been flagged, i think i'm the only one flagging them. he has various games from various sites, and his style doesn't match up at all from game to game. i think there needs to be some investigating >:U


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 14:55:04


At 4/8/07 12:41 PM, BlueHippo wrote: does nobody else think that these games are stolen? none of his shit has been flagged, i think i'm the only one flagging them. he has various games from various sites, and his style doesn't match up at all from game to game. i think there needs to be some investigating >:U

So anyway, happy birthday BlueHippo, lmfao.

If none of you have noticed this is MadCow (Get it? I'm MadCow and my alt's HappyBull, GET IT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :|) but like, I have 9,999 posts right, but I can't really decide what to do :[

Does anyone have any ideas? I have a couple, but meh


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 21:43:01


OK, what has happened today?

Blams: 1484 (+20 since last log)
Saves: 2751 (+42 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4235
Total B/P points acquired today: 62
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (765 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.413
B/P Rank: #886 (+21 move since last log)

As long as the B/P points I get is greater than my avg. B/P points per day, I'm good.

...It is weird, I'm already an Elite Guard Staff Sergeant, ranked #886...and I'm only Lv.9...I think I advance way too quickly in B/P ranks...

In fact, it took me only 23 days to get from Elite Guard Sergeant to EG Staff Sergeant...But enough of my B/P rank.

So...did everyone have a nice Easter? Hope so!

I'll try to post here more often, not just when I'm about to log out.

See ya tomorrow!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 21:45:51


At 4/8/07 12:41 PM, BlueHippo wrote: does nobody else think that these games are stolen? none of his shit has been flagged, i think i'm the only one flagging them. he has various games from various sites, and his style doesn't match up at all from game to game. i think there needs to be some investigating >:U

Ah yes those games are all stolen.
I see them while B/ping but I'm just to lazy to Flag them.

I don't know how some users can vote 5 on these flash movies without thinking about if there stolen or not.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-08 21:55:23


36Holla reporting for duty sir!

This is my first log

Blams: 1,140
Saves: 2,725
Total B/P points: 3,865
Total B/P points acquired today: 32
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant
Avg. B/P Points per day: 32
B/P Rank: 981


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 01:20:54


If you hurry up and get to the portal, you'll find some free blam points in the form of Barney Bunch spam.

Also, I beat X-Naut to 10,000 posts, lolpwnt.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 01:40:42


At 4/9/07 01:20 AM, MadCow wrote: If you hurry up and get to the portal, you'll find some free blam points in the form of Barney Bunch spam.

Got them all! There seems to be more coming in all the time! Great way to score some points though so I'm not complaining!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 01:43:58


At 4/7/07 01:27 AM, Cool-Points wrote: wow holy shit 703 pages!...

Why hallo thar, old EGB member.

At 4/7/07 04:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: It all depends on circumstances which keep me away from the portal. Since it's my Birthday, I may be out of commission for a time today.

Coop, I'm playing Eye of the Tiger. There are no "depends" or "maybes" while I'm playing that song. When I say you can do it, that means you can do it.

At 4/8/07 09:43 PM, K-Fox wrote: OK, what has happened today?

For me, nothing too much. But I'll be watching Grindhouse tomorrow. It's going to be fun.

At 4/9/07 01:20 AM, MadCow wrote: If you hurry up and get to the portal, you'll find some free blam points in the form of Barney Bunch spam.

10 steps ahead of you.

Also, I beat X-Naut to 10,000 posts, lolpwnt.

asdfghjasgfg

Shut up. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 03:52:43


Since when did the Barney Bunch come back?

I remember those guys. Lots of blam points back in the day.

Of course, some of those points were from flash I submitted with them... XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 04:31:26


At 4/9/07 01:43 AM, X-Naut wrote:
At 4/7/07 04:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: It all depends on circumstances which keep me away from the portal. Since it's my Birthday, I may be out of commission for a time today.
Coop, I'm playing Eye of the Tiger. There are no "depends" or "maybes" while I'm playing that song. When I say you can do it, that means you can do it.

Well, I'm still making progress, which is always encouraging to hear. 23,934 at the moment, so just over 6k to EGSC and the top 100 placing that will come soon after achieving that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 08:34:29


Hi, I've never seen this kind of thing sir. Um.... I've been obsessed about the army since I was 6. I've learned a lot about it so, I was wondering of I could enlist sir. If possible to enlist, I have so much ideas like a ranking system (If you don't already have one.) but I couldn't use it on my old club cause well...... My level and everything. Plus i'm new. It's pretty much selfexplanatory. Anyways, my point is: Can I enlist sir?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 09:28:46


One more thing to add, I'm only a citizen so I need you guys to help me straiten out my life. Plus, if I post here again, I'll talk like a soldier. I wish to be an engineer SIR!!! I HAVE COME TO THE CORE TO STRAITEN OUT MY LIFE, SIR!!!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 11:28:43


At 4/9/07 09:28 AM, cloud21201 wrote: One more thing to add, I'm only a citizen so I need you guys to help me straiten out my life.

Our club doesn't work like that, this club is about the B/P system NG has. Read more about it
here. Once you get the point and you get the B/P points required (all explained in the thread's first post), then you may come back.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 12:20:29


At 4/7/07 02:04 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

I hope Sentio doesn't kill me by using his short summary a while ago. But it summed up the most violated rules so nicely I had to use it. Thanks buddy. Anyway, here it is:

Sure, use it all you want- it's no different to quoting my posts anyway.

At 4/9/07 03:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Since when did the Barney Bunch come back?

I remember those guys. Lots of blam points back in the day.

Of course, some of those points were from flash I submitted with them... XD

They've been around for a couple of weeks now. Every now and then they will throw 20 to 30 spam submissions at the portal, and give us a load of blam points. Then they go away for a day or two (most likely to make up more accounts to get around portal bans), before coming back with a load more. Personally I think it is great- I got back late last night to be greeted be a wave of spam submissions :D

So, I'm back (briefly) after a couple of days away (and two missed deposits- I missed last night's by less than 30 minutes). I'll be around until tomorrow evening, and then it is off again for a few days. And I REALLY need to get some sleep- less than 4 hours over the last 3 days :S. Work is going to be fun today!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 13:02:13


At 4/8/07 12:41 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

Happy Birthday, BlueHippo! I know I am a bit late but I didn't have the opportunity yesterday to tell you so. I hope you had a nice one. :)

At 4/8/07 09:55 PM, 36Holla wrote:
36Holla reporting for duty sir!

Welcome. Official welcome is pending from Phantom though. Please read this short passage that Sentio provided that summarizes the rules that have most commonly been violated in the past. If you wish to obtain the complete FAQ, feel free to PM Phantom, as I'm sure he would gladly send it to you.

Here's the Short Summary:

DO NOT respond to spammers, ever. Responding will only encourage them.
No stat only posts- if you want to post daily gains and the like then include some other topic of conversation in your post as well.
No encouraging mass voting in any way, shape or form. We as the elite guard encourage voting fairly on submissions, with a full range of votes from 0-5, and do not vote simply to get points. I don't care if it is a spam group that always have their flash pass, we still vote as the flash deserves.

At 4/9/07 01:20 AM, MadCow wrote:
If you hurry up and get to the portal, you'll find some free blam points in the form of Barney Bunch spam.

I freakin' missed it. >:(

Also, I beat X-Naut to 10,000 posts, lolpwnt.

Congratulations. :) I saw your 10,000 Posts thread yesterday and it was fairly amusing. :)

At 4/9/07 01:43 AM, X-Naut wrote:
asdfghjasgfg

Wait, is that Gibberish dialect? And you know how to speak it? Will you teach me, please? :3

At 4/9/07 04:31 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Well, I'm still making progress, which is always encouraging to hear. 23,934 at the moment, so just over 6k to EGSC and the top 100 placing that will come soon after achieving that.

That's nice to hear Mr. Coop. Keep up the nice work, and please don't make me run a lap like last time. (In which I sneaky cheated upon. :D)

At 4/9/07 12:20 PM, Sentio wrote:
Sure, use it all you want- it's no different to quoting my posts anyway.

Thank you, Sir. It has indeed come in handy when new members arrive. :)

Personally I think it is great- I got back late last night to be greeted be a wave of spam submissions :D

*PenguinLink covers his ears while banging his head on a desk in order for him not to hear the comments conveying that of the great Barney Bunch Spam Attack that took place last night of which he dearly missed.* >:(

So, I'm back (briefly) after a couple of days away (and two missed deposits- I missed last night's by less than 30 minutes). I'll be around until tomorrow evening, and then it is off again for a few days. And I REALLY need to get some sleep- less than 4 hours over the last 3 days :S. Work is going to be fun today!

I'm sorry to hear you missed two deposits and you're quite tired. I am not so happy myself- today marks the last day of Spring Break for me and I am not so happy about it. :(

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 19:07:54


Meh, just another boring day

Blams: 1,167 (+17)
Saves: 2,765 (+40)
Total B/P points: 3,932
Total B/P points acquired today: 57
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (68 until next rank)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 9.27
B/P Rank: 964 (+17)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-09 21:02:50


Hello!

So how was everyone's day?

Blams: 1510 (+26 since last log)
Saves: 2802 (+51 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4312
Total B/P points acquired today: 77
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (688 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.763
B/P Rank: #867 (+19 move since last log)

Lucky 7's!

Alright, I noticed that I'm moving up 10+ in B/P rank everyday...weird...

Well, the portal seemed a bit slow today...happens often, though.

There should be plenty tomorrow.

I'm leaving for now, see you all tomorrow!