At 3/29/07 02:54 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

Ok, now you've done it! >:(

This.... Is.... Penguin Sparta!!!!!!

*Foam forms in the beak of PenguinLink and he goes mad and grabs every bunny in sight. He holds them up to his beak and chops them in half with his strong beak one by one until they aren't any bunnies left in sight. PenguinLink calms down but then sees Sentio laughing his head off so he gets even more mad and he digs a deep hole in the ground with his beak and goes in it. He then peeks at Sentio with burning eyes full of hatred and waits for Sentio to grab a dead bunny for a midnight snack so that he could pull him down the hole and give him a beating he won't forget.*

All I can say to that is... LOL :P.

Darn it! And I was trying to get you to stop drinking. Kidding. :) Hey, that reminds me. Where's that bud you promised me? :)

Erm... I may have misplaced it somewhere...

in my stomach maybe

I'll be sure to buy you one on my next night out though (most likely tomorrow). And you will never stop me drinking- it's what we students do best!

Heh, it's good to hear you got it. I was quite worried it would have ended up in Captain Jack's hands. By the way, do those genetics books have any pictures of Bob in them? :P

No pictures of Bob- genetics hasn't quite got to that level yet, and the ethical complications mean it will probably never happen, unless you happen to have a secret underground lair and a lot of time and money on your hands. One day...

And it may be a little longer before I get to reading it now. The Sun that I mentioned in my last post decided to disappear, and I woke up to half a foot of snow this morning :(. Last night i was out jogging in shorts and a T-shirt! What kind of crazy weather is this?

Yes, I noticed that as well. :D To tell you the truth, I was quite glad no one else was here at that time, since they wouldn't have witnessed the beating I would have given you. But, unfortunately, Hemlok is lurking around here so I guess that won't happen anytime soon. :P

Hehe, I'd like to see you try! And Hemlok needs to stop lurking and start posting! How can I rub it in that I've passed him if he never posts!

*Salutes*

(Dang it! You cut off the Salute chain!) >:(

I always do :D

*salutes*

Just became Elite Guard Sergeant Major
I'm also trying to get 100 B/P three days in a row but the portal seems a bit slower than usual. Last silver badge too, this is where it starts getting a little more serious.

*SALUTES*

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, Shanus wrote: Just became Elite Guard Sergeant Major

Congratulations!

I'm also trying to get 100 B/P three days in a row but the portal seems a bit slower than usual.

Good work soldier. I will be attempting to get 100 b/p points a day for another 17 days now. Its school holidays time! I think the portal is running pretty smooth, A lot of blams. You have to be on your toes to catch them all.

Last silver badge too, this is where it starts getting a little more serious.

Hell yes, Your also pretty close to L11 and a 7VP. Lately I havent even been taking notice of my EXP points. I only realised yesterday how close I am. Its strange how I dont notice my EXP rising anymore.

*SALUTES*

*Salutes*

At 3/29/07 11:32 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 3/29/07 10:52 AM, MadCow wrote: Ugh I know these 2 flashes are stolen, but I don't feel like finding the originals (I gotta go to school), and they're going to pass :[

Argh, I hate it when they do that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370931 because they don't even know the name of the FMA character in it :/

Niether do they but it as much theirs as anybody's.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/370934 because these hentai flashes are always stolen, meh

Boy are they.

Somehow they passed.
But then they got deleted :)

Blams: 10854 (+21 since last log)
Saves: 12266 (+25 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23120
Total B/P points acquired today: 46
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (380 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.296
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

Really not that great of a day...
Although there's 17 underjudgement, minus some i voted on with my alt (accidentally lmfao) so i guess I'll say I got 14 to make it an even 60 for the day :/

Yeah, the submissions that were stolen were deleted, and nearly all is well with the world, not to mention 2 more posts and it will be page 700. As I promised, I am here for the occasion.

At 3/30/07 01:15 AM, Phantom wrote: not to mention 2 more posts and it will be page 700. As I promised, I am here for the occasion.

I believe I speak for the whole barracks when I say, I would be extremely happy and proud to see you make the first post on page 700. *Insert story of your great work aroud the EGB here*.

Only one more post to go everyone! Wonderful work to you all. Congratulations to everyone who has called the barracks home and to those who have been around since pg 1.

*Salutes*

At 3/30/07 01:15 AM, Phantom wrote: Yeah, the submissions that were stolen were deleted, and nearly all is well with the world, not to mention 2 more posts and it will be page 700. As I promised, I am here for the occasion.

What's so special about 700 pages? We almost have 21k posts, is that the big deal or am I missing something? Do we all celebrate every 100 pages or what?

I think if we get to 1,000, then we can really make a big deal about our page count or whatever. And we've already made more than half that, so I guess everyone should just keep going strong!

*salutes*

i feel dirty now, i've never done that... the whole imaginary salute thing ;[

At 3/29/07 02:54 AM, PenguinLink wrote: This.... Is.... Penguin Sparta!!!!!!

This further proves that you have gone insane. :P

At 3/29/07 03:41 AM, Phantom wrote: lol. I like being flattered.

Good to know.

Or do I. I'll let my Katana speak for me.

*gulps*

At 3/29/07 10:52 AM, MadCow wrote: Ugh I know these 2 flashes are stolen, but I don't feel like finding the originals (I gotta go to school), and they're going to pass :[

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, Shanus wrote: Just became Elite Guard Sergeant Major

Grats on that.

At 3/30/07 02:35 AM, MadCow wrote: What's so special about 700 pages?

The fact that I got the first post on the page. :D

At 3/30/07 03:03 AM, X-Naut wrote: The fact that I got the first post on the page. :D

It's nice but don't make a big deal out of it or we'll seem like even bigger stat whores. Just carry on with your business but for now, congratulations to the EGB for making 700 pages, 696 with me. :-P

At 3/29/07 09:12 PM, Shanus wrote: Just became Elite Guard Sergeant Major

Much as I hate pissing on bonfires, I just became EG Lieutenant General... IN MY SLEEP!

Happy 700 pages

At 3/30/07 03:30 AM, Phantom wrote: It's nice but don't make a big deal out of it or we'll seem like even bigger stat whores. Just carry on with your business but for now, congratulations to the EGB for making 700 pages, 696 with me. :-P

Does that mean you've posted on 696 different pages of the EGB? Impressive

At 3/30/07 08:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: Does that mean you've posted on 696 different pages of the EGB? Impressive

More like 670 or so, but I've still been here longer than most people. You Coop have also been here a long time but not always that active to be honest.

WOW 700 PAGES OMFG!!!
So i guess it's time for a big time Celebration eh?

In other news on myself now..
So I'm sick on my dayoff from school... STUPID WEATHER
How the hell do you get sick when it's like 14c.

At 3/30/07 10:30 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 3/30/07 08:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: Does that mean you've posted on 696 different pages of the EGB? Impressive

More like 670 or so, but I've still been here longer than most people. You Coop have also been here a long time but not always that active to be honest.

I think I had a 2-300 page sabattical. I was really pissed off at the ban JoS gave me for posting my daily stats. Combined with my weariness for Dream-of-Duke's rantings, I drifted into lurking

Happy 700th page :)

To be honest, I hardly come on newgrounds anymore, let alone the BBS. Everyone's overtaken me in b/p, and I'm so proud.... *sniff* =']

Anyway, I might get back into coming on here soon. It's just that I got REALLY bored with it, (But I made sure I still deposited everyday).

It's also the last day of term for me :3. Got lotsa easter eggs ;)

Term ended for anyone else? x Happy 700th page :)

Happy 700 pages guys.

I havn't been active at all these past few months, but maybe i'll get off my lazy ass once Spring Break rolls around in about a week. Maybe.

At 3/30/07 03:30 AM, Phantom wrote: It's nice but don't make a big deal out of it or we'll seem like even bigger stat whores. Just carry on with your business but for now, congratulations to the EGB for making 700 pages, 696 with me. :-P

You're just angry that he beat you to it this time. You always try to get that. :P
also sup guys

Happy 700th, Guys!

Yeah, it has been quite a hectic week for me. Give me the latest on the Barracks.

Happy 700th page day Elite Guard Barracks!

At 3/27/07 04:13 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/26/07 11:41 AM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Well I may be getting deployed again a lot sooner than I thought.

That's a real shame, but by the sound of it, your wife might just carry the account for you while you're away... meaning I'm boned either way...

Yeah you're pretty much screwed either way. They've been going back and forth all week on whether or not I'm going so it's been a pretty frustrating week for me. But even if I do go it still won't affect my passing you, EG Lieutenant General Coop! :) Congratz on that cool looking badge!!

Congratz to Sentio on 13,000 saves!

Congratulations to Shanus on Elite Guard Sergeant Major!

...And last but not least.

Welcome to Elemental Soldier!

Speech from EagleRock!!

happy 700 pages everyone and for this great day i have brought 3 things. Furry Strippers both female and male for both the guy and girls, I brought some sake and a cake enjoy everyone.

Happy 700th page and whatnot everyone :)

Blams: 10876 (+22 since last log)
Saves: 12300 (+34 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23176
Total B/P points acquired today: 56
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (324 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.329
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+10 under judgement. Meh, not that great of a day really.
Although I saw going stuff afterschool so I probably missed some points there.

SUP PPLZ

Greetings all, Welcome to the 700 page! Just 300 to go until we can celebrate a really cool achievement.

Its now OFFICIALLY school holidays for me and I have been b/ping cCrRrRrAZZzzZYyY!

I havent been posting much at all on NG lately and I really should start again. Otherwise my daily average will drop below 4 posts a day. ARGHHHH! I have been playing halo too much. I know what your thinking, Why the hell am I playing halo its way old? Yes it is but Halo 2 isnt out on Computer yet and I am too lazy to go out and buy a newer online game. If you can suggest to me a good game to buy I might get it but I need to know for sure that its good before I get off my arse.

I am now only 78 ranks away from making the top 300 b/pers list. It sounds like an easy and not too distant achievement but I think it will take a good month. Hopefully the holiday period will speed it up a bit. Who knows?

Anyways, You can ask me questions now if you want because I will probably reply to them this time. :-P I will get involved in some EGB conversation now.

*Salutes*

Blams: 10949 (+73 since last log)
Saves: 12341 (+41 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23290
Total B/P points acquired today: 114
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (210 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.415
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+17 points I got since that log (a couple hours before the new grounds gold day) and +22 Under Judgement. Very good day, actually. I got a lot of blam points thanks to that short spam attack earlier today, from the Barney Bunch or whatever.

Did anyone else have a good day b/ping? Or just a good day in general? I saw that movie "Blades of Glory" today, it was pretty good and funny, I like Will Ferrel and him and Jon Heder had good chemistry and whatnot ;p

At 4/1/07 01:57 AM, MadCow wrote: Blams: 10949 (+73 since last log)
Saves: 12341 (+41 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23290
Total B/P points acquired today: 114
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (210 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.415
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

Well that's cool.

Also i have achieved Elite Guard Sergeant Major along with Total B/P points: 7000.

In other news tomorrow night will be the end of eating bread for a hole week for me. Yes I celebrate Passover since i'm Jewish and lalala and so on. So i guess you guys could welcome me to hell because not eating bread feels like hell.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/371592

Gross penis mutilation vid.
Whistle.

SIR! Permission to join up, Sir! I, a mere officer in the Flash Portal Police Department, would be honored to be accepted as one of the recruits. I will lay down my life in order to protect the sanctity of the portal. "To protect and serve the Portal. To save the lives of quality flash and destroy those who would do harm" That is my solem oath. I will work hard to join your ranks.

At 4/1/07 07:12 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: SIR! Permission to join up, Sir! I, a mere officer in the Flash Portal Police Department, would be honored to be accepted as one of the recruits. I will lay down my life in order to protect the sanctity of the portal. "To protect and serve the Portal. To save the lives of quality flash and destroy those who would do harm" That is my solem oath. I will work hard to join your ranks.

You need to be an Elite Guard (1,500+ b/p points) to join. So go to the portal and rack up some points, then come back! In the meantime, you can join the NGPD, since you're already a police officer rank.

SIR! Thank you, Sir!

Sorry for my recent inactivity here sirs. I have good news though, I went up another level not too long ago, I've been having troubles recently but now I should be back for good!

*Salutes*

Blams: 11012 (+63 since last log)
Saves: 12409 (+68 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23421
Total B/P points acquired today: 131
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (79 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.521
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

+5 I also got and +11 Under Judgement.
Extraordinary day really.
I'm really close to the next badge, and I got 11,000 blams today :)

How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks. I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

The best April Fool's thing here was in 2004 when they said McDonalds bought Newgrounds and stuff, it was funny.

Sorry for my absence over the weekend- I've been out and about getting drunk, sleeping off hangovers, and just generally not posting (this will be my second post all weekend...). When it's sunny there are so many better things to do than sit around on NG, so you can expect to see a little less of me over the coming months. For starters I've joined a tennis league here, and I'm planning on swimming every night from now until September to kick off my training for next years water polo season.

So anyway, congrats to Coop on EG Lieutenant General, and anyone else I missed in my quick skim through the posts. Also a small congrats to the EGB for 700 pages, although we've been around long enough now that every 100 page doesn't really merit celebration. Save them for the big 1000.

I've had an incredibly good day and a half of B/P, despite being out for so much of it- over 200 points since the top 300 update yesterday. That was mostly due to that spam attack yesterday afternoon, which gained me 35 points in under 10 minutes. Gotta love the Barney Bunch :D

Today's April Fool's Day joke was lame, but unlike most people (from what I have read), I wasn't expecting much else. Put it this way- had they spent a lot of time on a good joke and been forced to delay the actual redesign by another couple of weeks, people would be even more pissed. I like the new colour scheme at the top anyway, and I hope the real layout looks as nice as that. Can't be much longer now... *crosses fingers*

*salutes*