At 4/1/07 11:08 AM, Odyssic wrote: I only need 86 more points!

All stat posts are not allowed in the EGB, add real content to them and not just stats. And don't make repeat that. As for the rest, who cares.

:wanders in on a haze of lortab and lack of sleep:

Happy 700, everybody!

:collapses into a pile of strippers:

Happy 700th Page! I want to say this before the page changes, which is going to be soon. To everyone who has obtained a new badge, congratulations! Keep up the great work guys. Other than that, I have nothing more else to say, just that I need some sleep. >_>

*PenguinLink's head crashes abruptly into his keyboard and he starts snoring.*

*Salutes*

At 4/2/07 01:38 PM, Odyssic wrote: I got Elite Guard Sergeant, it didn't take as long as my last Badge (about a week maybe.) But now I have to get 1,000 B/P points until the next one. Maybe 2 weeks?

Haha!
Congratulations on your achievements!
I also noticed that you got a Voting Power of 6.66! OH NOEZ THE DEVIL IS HERE!

Hey congrats to the Barracks on 700 pages!

fuck I missed it. =(

At 3/30/07 02:44 PM, Coop83 wrote:

I drifted into lurking

Looks like I've done the same...

Oh well I suppose it happens to me every spring when the attractiveness of the warm weather overwhelms my will to post on the bbs.

At 4/2/07 05:49 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote:

My god..it's the army here. unfortunetly i don't have the needed rank. Im just a cop guy.

You know what to do.

At 3/30/07 03:30 AM, Phantom wrote: It's nice but don't make a big deal out of it or we'll seem like even bigger stat whores. Just carry on with your business but for now, congratulations to the EGB for making 700 pages, 696 with me. :-P

You're just mad I got the first post of the page and you didn't. :p

At 4/2/07 12:18 AM, MadCow wrote: How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks.

I don't recall the Google one, but the YTMND, that one was great.

I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

Or replaced all the levels with the plunger. Or make all the names pink or something. Because everytime I looked at the users online thing, all I saw was red and black. Reminds me too much of the Virtual Boy. And the painful headaches I got from that accursed thing.

At least the black navigation bar wasn't that bad.

And grats to everyone who got new badges. And yes, I'm too lazy to make a list for said people.

Original

Stolen

acorn7,reprting in even though i am only a civilian

At 4/2/07 07:21 PM, acorn7 wrote: acorn7,reprting in even though i am only a civilian

You don't meet the requirements to join here yet. Go to the portal and rack up some points until you have a total of 1500, make some good posts in the BBS and then come back to be reviewed. Good luck!

At 4/2/07 06:22 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 4/2/07 12:18 AM, MadCow wrote: How was April Fool's day for everyone? I thought Google and YTMND had the best pranks.

I don't recall the Google one, but the YTMND, that one was great.

http://www.google.com/tisp/
It's supposed to be this broadband service that you set up by flushing cables and stuff down the toilet, I thought it was real at first (before I read the installation part), so they got me kinda good :P

I was a little disappointed in Newgrounds this year. They should have made a really crappy layout and say it was the new one instead of just making a slightly different version of the regular.

Or replaced all the levels with the plunger. Or make all the names pink or something. Because everytime I looked at the users online thing, all I saw was red and black. Reminds me too much of the Virtual Boy. And the painful headaches I got from that accursed thing.

Heh, they had pink names that one time didn't they? Or was that only Pink mod names since Stamper got Modded. I forget D:

That plunger thing isn't a bad idea though, if only they weren't so cheap/uncreative this year, they could have done some really neat stuff.

At least the black navigation bar wasn't that bad.

yeah, it looked kinda nice

And grats to everyone who got new badges. And yes, I'm too lazy to make a list for said people.

Oh yeah, I might get to that 3 star badge today, I only need 48 more points and there's 13 UJ, and it's only half way through the day ;}

Blams: 11039 (+27 since last log)
Saves: 12447 (+38 since last log)
Total B/P points: 23486
Total B/P points acquired today: 65
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major General (14 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 22.562
B/P Rank: #137 (0 move since last log)

And there's 16 Under Judgement, so I should be posting a screenshot of my sexy new badge soon :}

Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

At 4/3/07 12:05 AM, MadCow wrote: Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

Because you touch yourself at night?

who doesn't?

I don't know. I spend my days checking for the new layout, watching Animal Planet, and writing Pokemon lemon fanfiction, how should I know? :-(

At 4/3/07 12:35 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/3/07 12:05 AM, MadCow wrote: Also, why is this club so inactive now? :[

Because you touch yourself at night?

who doesn't?

Someone without anything...
>____>
<____<
... "down there"

I don't know. I spend my days checking for the new layout, watching Animal Planet, and writing Pokemon lemon fanfiction, how should I know? :-(

The New Layout is never going to come out, noob.
Animal Planet is the poor man's Discovery Channel, noob.
I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.
And I don't know how you should know... n- noob :[

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

Another fortnight, another update! This week I decided to change around the number system slightly to make it a little more aligned. As you will notice there are more 0’s in front of most of the figures, this is to make it more centred which makes it easier for you to compare your stats with others. It also makes the update look a little cleaner and handsome. I look forward to your abusive posts telling me I have made hundreds of mistakes! Not mentioning any names………..SENTIO!

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Special Congratulatory list:

Mega Gainers: None!
Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink!
New EGB members: Coop83, MetalDart, ElementalSoldier, Whitcomb!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Odyssic + 28.5, BlueHippo + 21.5, Shanus + 18.2!

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 52113 // 0411 // 029.4 // 030.1- // ADT
02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom
03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut
04 // 46916 // 0406 // 029.0 // 021.5+ // BlueHippo
05 // 43042 // 0753 // 053.8 // 009.3- // Major-punk
06 // 42149 // 0860 // 061.4 // 026.5- // pepeatumi
07 // 33382 // 0391 // 027.9 // 014.2+ // Seamonky
08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio
11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok
12 // 27587 // 0486 // 034.7 // 038.9- // life
13 // 27584 // 0988 // 070.6 // 005.5+ // ArtDanVal
14 // 25845 // 0044 // 03.1 // 002.3- // LittleWashu
15 // 23644 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Coop83
16 // 23491 // 1019 // 072.8 // 007.7+ // MadCow
17 // 22472 // 1369 // 097.8 // 070.7- // pwroftheseagoat
18 // 22209 // NEW // NEW // NEW // MetalDart
19 // 16523 // 0442 // 031.6 // 002.2- // arianna1
20 // 16139 // 0241 // 017.2 // 002.5- // Casualty
21 // 13360 // 1176 // 084.0 // 012.7+ // PenguinLink
22 // 12514 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EIMaster
23 // 09243 // 0169 // 012.1 // 001.7- // ever-vigilant
24 // 09014 // 0620 // 044.3 // 011.1- // Sterockicy
25 // 07396 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.1- // HoboPorn
26 // 07184 // 0595 // 042.5 // 018.2+ // Shanus
27 // 07108 // 0689 // 049.2 // 004.3+ // DarkSoldier
28 // 06837 // 0097 // 006.9 // 003.9- // Dela
29 // 06465 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.4+ // Perengrinus
30 // 06233 // 0004 // 000.3 // 001.7- // Nerijus
31 // 05986 // 0054 // 003.9 // 000.3- // Sixers1fan
32 // 04206 // 0045 // 003.2 // 003.2+ // PossiblePancakes
33 // 04020 // 0001 // 000.1 // 000.1+ // Turkeybean
34 // 03844 // 0009 // 000.6 // 000.5+ // dawin45
35 // 03697 // 0018 // 001.3 // 001.3+ // Zornkatzu
36 // 03568 // 0038 // 002.7 // 001.5+ // RSQViper
37 // 03403 // 0038 // 002.7 // 000.4- // Black-Flame
38 // 03089 // 0545 // 038.9 // 005.5- // DarkLotusJuggalo
39 // 03023 // 0622 // 044.4 // 028.5+ // Odyssic
40 // 02881 // NEW // NEW // NEW // ElementalSoldier
41 // 02513 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // sparkingAC195
42 // 02336 // 0171 // 012.2 // 005.8+ // Gorillazrock
43 // 02176 // NEW // NEW // NEW // Whitcomb
44 // 02174 // 0007 // 000.5 // 000.0+ // SilentSoldier
45 // 02124 // 0002 // 000.1 // 003.7- // KermitTheMuppet
46 // 02114 // 0010 // 000.7 // 000.1+ // generalmario
47 // 01860 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.3- // Imacow
48 // 01690 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // MrAngel

We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

Link to previous update anyone?

Enjoy!

*Salutes*

How is MetalDart a new member?
Or do you mean, since he left for a while, and then decided to come back, so you're marking him as New like what happened with me?

Still, good update :)

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 5 Gainers:
pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Congrats to these guys for making it on this list. :)

07 // 33382 // 0391 // 027.9 // 014.2+ // Seamonky

Something is terribly wrong here. I remember he days where I used to Blam and Protect more. Now, I feel like I'm not doing anything on Newgrounds. I need to get my ass back in the game or else people are gonna past me. >:(

Thanks for the update...

At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?
Or do you mean, since he left for a while, and then decided to come back, so you're marking him as New like what happened with me?

Thats what I meant. I guess I should rename that section as "New to the update" list instead of "New members" list.

Still, good update :)

Thankyou Sir!

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Woo, update time!

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Sterockicy’s note:

Another fortnight, another update! This week I decided to change around the number system slightly to make it a little more aligned. As you will notice there are more 0’s in front of most of the figures, this is to make it more centred which makes it easier for you to compare your stats with others. It also makes the update look a little cleaner and handsome. I look forward to your abusive posts telling me I have made hundreds of mistakes! Not mentioning any names………..SENTIO!

I have no idea what you're talking about :p. I like the new aligned look though- it's much easier to compare everyones stats now.

Top 5 Gainers:

pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Yeay, made it in the top 5 again. I probably won't for the next update as I'll be gone almost all of next week, but the week after I may well make EGSC, at long last :D Congrats to pwroftheseagoat on top place again- I need a B/P hungry wife if I'm going to compete with that pace :p.

08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm

The next two targets- it's kind of sad to think you two will be the next to be passed- there was a time I never thought I'd get near Slash at the pace he was going, or Eagle for that matter :(

10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio

Top 10 now! Woo! Much better pace than the last update, and EGSC is so close now I can smell it (it smells of alcohol and strippers before you ask...). Two to three weeks to go!

11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok

Our long battle seems to be over for the time being, with a decent gap being pulled out. Even with the gain you will get next week while I'm away, you still won't catch me at that pace. Get back here and give me some competition damn it!

12 // 27587 // 0486 // 034.7 // 038.9- // life

I noticed a big slow down from you. Is that inactivity, or a desire to have 15,000 blams and saves at EGSC (I noticed you were on 14,999 saves earlier)?

We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

Awesome- it's nice to have a lot of people around, although ideally they would all be active! It has slowed down around these parts over recent months.

Enjoy!

I did :D. Can't even see any mistakes!

And with that I'm off to bed- I'm just two days into my new training regime, and already I am aching horribly. This had better get easier, or the next 6 months are going to be very unpleasant.

*Salutes*

*salutes*

At 4/3/07 01:16 AM, MadCow wrote: I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.

A lemon is a sexually explicit fanfiction. So...oh lord, I guess I am a noob, a noob at life. :'(

At 4/3/07 02:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/3/07 01:16 AM, MadCow wrote: I don't know wtf Pokemon lemon is, so that automatically makes you a noob.

A lemon is a sexually explicit fanfiction. So...oh lord, I guess I am a noob, a noob at life. :'(

-If I passed you in Blam and Protect Points, then yes noob. ;)
-Man, I wish you would Blam and Protect like you use too. I'm not getting anywhere. You can pass me.

JK!

At 4/3/07 02:23 AM, Seamonky wrote: -If I passed you in Blam and Protect Points, then yes noob. ;)
-Man, I wish you would Blam and Protect like you use too. I'm not getting anywhere. You can pass me.

If the MOTHERFUCKING NEW LAYOUT would ever arrive, I'd probably go nuts and B/P. Or maybe even make a new profile and proceed to pass everyone (again) and laugh and point and fap.

Plus then I'd have better incentive to get my computer fixed, and begin the SECOND ERA OF SLASH RETURNS flashes...

Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

Also, you may not have noticed from the update but I hit 9000 b/p points just before. Its a weird feeling not leveling up after hitting that milestone. I have around 450 points STILL to go before the next (easier to pronounce and spell) level.

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote: 01 // 52113 // 0411 // 029.4 // 030.1- // ADT

He actually slowed down, I wonder what happened, I guess life hit him too.

02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom

Pretty crappy as always but I'm still hanging in there.

03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut

I passed you once, but I don't know what will be with you know. So...Back off

At 4/3/07 03:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

General, cheap and tasteless?!

NO WAI

Treason, sir.

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Thanks for the Update! :D

Sterockicy’s note:

Nice adjustment you made there. It indeed looks much cleaner. :) Good job.

Top 5 Gainers:
pwroftheseagoat - 1369
Sentio – 1311
PenguinLink – 1176
MadCow – 1019
ArtDanVal – 988

Congratulations! Keep up the great work!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Sentio, pwroftheseagoat, PenguinLink!

Again, congratulations to you two. :)

New EGB members: Coop83, MetalDart, ElementalSoldier, Whitcomb!

Welcome back! :) And greetings, Whitcomb.

Top 3 biggest average rises: Odyssic + 28.5, BlueHippo + 21.5, Shanus + 18.2!

Congratulatons! Coming back with a vengeance I see. :O

08 // 31740 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // EagleRock
09 // 30190 // 0005 // 000.4 // 000.3+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 28826 // 1311 // 093.6 // 010.3+ // Sentio
11 // 28316 // 0763 // 054.5 // 014.9- // Hemlok

Pretty tight notch between you four. Hemlok seems to have slowed down, just like a couple of other members have as well. :( And a little advise Sentio. :P Don't plan on passing Sir EagleRock, or he'll use his EGSC powers and toast you in a matter of seconds! :D

16 // 23491 // 1019 // 072.8 // 007.7+ // MadCow
17 // 22472 // 1369 // 097.8 // 070.7- // pwroftheseagoat

I see a battle going on in here as well. :)

24 // 09014 // 0620 // 044.3 // 011.1- // Sterockicy

Congratulations on reaching 9,000 B/P Points, buddy! :D Keep up the great work. 1,000 more and you'll reach the big number of 10,000! :O

26 // 07184 // 0595 // 042.5 // 018.2+ // Shanus
27 // 07108 // 0689 // 049.2 // 004.3+ // DarkSoldier

You guys are doing great as well. Keep guarding the portal well, soldiers!

38 // 03089 // 0545 // 038.9 // 005.5- // DarkLotusJuggalo
39 // 03023 // 0622 // 044.4 // 028.5+ // Odyssic

You guys are in a tight spot as well. :O

21 // 13360 // 1176 // 084.0 // 012.7+ // PenguinLink

This has been one of my best weeks so far. :)

We are getting ever so close to having 50 members. C’mon Elite Guards, Join us, JOIN US!

I say we make a flash that consists of advertising the Elite Guard Barracks! Ha, kidding. :)

Enjoy!

You did a great job. As far as I can see, you didn't make any mistakes. :)

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 02:13 AM, Sentio wrote:

Top 10 now! Woo! Much better pace than the last update, and EGSC is so close now I can smell it (it smells of alcohol and strippers before you ask...). Two to three weeks to go!

It also smells of McDonalds! :D lol...

At 4/3/07 02:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

If the MOTHERFUCKING NEW LAYOUT would ever arrive, I'd probably go nuts and B/P. Or maybe even make a new profile and proceed to pass everyone (again) and laugh and point and fap.

*PenguinLink sees Slash crying in the corner, waiting for the New layout to come. He then goes and pats him on the back. "Don't worry, it'll come soon enough". He then starts walking away and he gets hit by a lemon. "Where in the hell did that come from?"*

At 4/3/07 03:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Sorry to change the subject off my awesome update but has anyone else looked in the General section of the BBS lately. I have seen about 10 topics all relating to penises. What are your thoughts on this? Is the General section becoming a cheap, tasteless place to go?

My guess is that someone made a topic about it and everyone decided to parody it. Dunno, that happens regularly in the general section of the BBS. But sometimes there are some good topics to post in about, although some rarely interest me.

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?

The same way that I am - was a member, then left and has now rejoined, so there are no prior records of him from last week.

Typical, I'm stuckbehind two of the most prolific current members - I'm about to be abused into 16th place by MadCow :'(

Thanks for the update, Sterockicy

At 4/3/07 02:07 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/3/07 01:26 AM, MadCow wrote: How is MetalDart a new member?

The same way that I am - was a member, then left and has now rejoined, so there are no prior records of him from last week.

Ah, that's what I thought.
That's what happened when I came back too...

Typical, I'm stuckbehind two of the most prolific current members - I'm about to be abused into 16th place by MadCow :'(

HeL yesh you iz >:o
Wach Yo bak DAWG

Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[

At 4/3/07 04:06 PM, MadCow wrote:

Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[

Congratulations! :D Keep up the great work. :)

Coop83 also missed his new badge while being asleep. 0_0 But I can understand that. I can't name a user who has stayed up at 1 o' clock in the morning just to see his newly acquired badge. Keep up the great work, with this pace, you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in no time. :)

*Salutes*

At 4/3/07 04:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 4/3/07 04:06 PM, MadCow wrote:

Also, I'm now Elite Guard Lieutenant General!
But I was asleep when I got to it, so I missed it, kinda :[

Congratulations! :D Keep up the great work. :)

Thanks ;)

Coop83 also missed his new badge while being asleep. 0_0 But I can understand that. I can't name a user who has stayed up at 1 o' clock in the morning just to see his newly acquired badge.

I didn't sleep for 2 days before I got the badge.
I'm an insomniac, but it seems the days I actually go to sleep are the days I miss something like a new badge >___<

Keep up the great work, with this pace, you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in no time. :)

Yeah, then I can sleep easy, hah.
Once I get to 10k posts and EGSC I'm going to do other stuff, and become a bit inactive, hopefully (school and other stuff).

*Salutes*

*shows disrespect by not saluting back* >:}

At 4/3/07 01:18 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Barracks roster – April 3, 2007

Thanks again Sterockicy!

Top 5 Gainers:
Special Congratulatory list:

Keep up the good work and welcome.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
02 // 50093 // 0754 // 053.9 // 001.3- // Phantom

Congrats on reaching 50k Dan.

03 // 48739 // 0719 // 051.4 // 012.8+ // X-Naut

Someday...

04 // 46916 // 0406 // 029.0 // 021.5+ // BlueHippo

If I can gain 20 points more then you everyday for the next 200 days, I will pass you.

... Just to put things in perspective.

05 // 43042 // 0753 // 053.8 // 009.3- // Major-punk

I'm very pleased to see I'm still in the top 5. My pace was a little down this week but it's still competitive. I'm aiming for 44k next fortnight/update. =)

06 // 42149 // 0860 // 061.4 // 026.5- // pepeatumi

Yes I'm still keeping an eye on you.