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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 00:31:54


At 3/9/07 12:24 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 3/9/07 12:19 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
Thats insane, impossible if you ask me. Mass voting perhaps? I have no clue how it could happen...
It is isnt it. I doubt it was mass voting though because it just got blammed. I have never seen anything like that happen before. Truly amazing!

That is amazing but I think they may have been trying to get the submission to have the most views ever coming out of the portal. I don't know though, I have never seen that happened before in all my time here.

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 00:56:47


At 3/9/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote: This UJ submission has 17,000+ views. How the fuck did this happen?

It's simple. The author or other individuals kept refreshing the page. Nothing more else to it. Everytime you refresh the page, the amount of views increases. This hasn't been the only submission with "Mass-Refreshing" as I call it. There have been quite a few others. Users also do this with BBS Posts. They refresh the page until it reaches a substantial amount until they are happy. Stupid people, you ask? Yes indeed. :)

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 01:58:44


At 3/8/07 05:56 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
blearily stumbles in, grumbles at lack of new layout, and stumbles out:
Dayum, that mofo needs to hurry up. Slash needs an excuse to do something. :'(

So, ah...anything important happening lately?

Deal with it slash you will have to wait just like the others do! But who knows it may just be a big april fools joke.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 07:08:02


At 3/9/07 12:56 AM, PenguinLink wrote: The author or other individuals kept refreshing the page. Nothing more else to it. Everytime you refresh the page, the amount of views increases. This hasn't been the only submission with "Mass-Refreshing" as I call it. There have been quite a few others. Users also do this with BBS Posts. They refresh the page until it reaches a substantial amount until they are happy. Stupid people, you ask? Yes indeed. :)

*Salutes*

Im sorry but why would anyone do this? It doesnt seem to have any real purpose to it. The amount of views doesnt count, its the quality of the content. Unless there is an alternate purpose I cant see why someone would wast their time doing something like this.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 12:13:07


At 3/9/07 12:11 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
OMFG PEOPLES LOOK AT THIS!

This UJ submission has 17,000+ views. How the fuck did this happen?

I think i voted on that. I may have been one of those viewers.
17,000+ views? Like other users said they like to refresh a lot. I think it's really dumb that users do that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 16:21:27


At 3/8/07 02:51 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I can't remember the user who said that they wanted to have a voting power of 6.66? I think it was you Sterockicy? Anyways i just got a voting power of 6.66! Bad luck maybe? OH no??? Yeah so i plan to be EGMS this week or by the end of this week so that i am one step closer to a badge with different colors.

I'm currently at a 6.53 voting power. I'm hoping for EG Staff Sergeant ASAP (its time for a change of badge. I've been a Sergeant for WAY too long :P)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 16:30:28


At 3/9/07 04:21 PM, Zornkatzu wrote:
At 3/8/07 02:51 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I can't remember the user who said that they wanted to have a voting power of 6.66? I think it was you Sterockicy? Anyways i just got a voting power of 6.66! Bad luck maybe? OH no??? Yeah so i plan to be EGMS this week or by the end of this week so that i am one step closer to a badge with different colors.
I'm currently at a 6.53 voting power. I'm hoping for EG Staff Sergeant ASAP (its time for a change of badge. I've been a Sergeant for WAY too long :P)

Hmm.. yes that's a very good voting power 6.53. I'm going to get EGSM hopefully today if those flash authors hurry up and send 30 flash movies to the portal in an hour or I'll be EGSM tomorrow.

How the heck is that sterockicy running away from me in b/p? He must have some kind of super powers. When i find out how he is doing it he will be very very surprised to see what i have planed.

muhahahahhahah

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 18:01:17


At 3/8/07 05:56 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
blearily stumbles in, grumbles at lack of new layout, and stumbles out:

Long time, no see, Slash. Nice to see you around these parts again.

At 3/8/07 06:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Layout needs to hurry...

It should have been here months ago. But it's not.

Curse the admins for holding out on us.

That reminds me that I had like, seven flash movies I was supposed to have out by now. But until I get my machine fixed, I can't run flash maker, so bah.

Hope you get that fixed soon.

I spend my days writing Zelda hentai fanfiction on adultfanfiction.net, because I am a loser. :'(

Really?

I mean, uh, interesting.

At 3/8/07 05:42 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Watch out for Kangoroos with boxing gloves. They are the most dangerous of all creatures. :O

I'll be sure to look out for those.

At 3/9/07 12:56 AM, PenguinLink wrote: "Mass-Refreshing"

What purpose does this even serve?

It confuses me. >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 19:26:45


At 3/9/07 12:24 AM, Sterockicy wrote: It is isnt it. I doubt it was mass voting though because it just got blammed. I have never seen anything like that happen before. Truly amazing!

It happened before and numbers even get higher than that, it's just that during UJ even if the same person refreshes the page, it counts as a new view, so this is basically mass viewing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 21:57:30


300 times I came. Guess which movie I just saw????


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 22:55:39


Evening all (unless you're Sterockicy, in which case I have no idea what time it is :p). Just a quick note to say I won't be around much this weekend, as tomorrow I'm off skiing (for the first time ever), and then on Sunday I am first watching Plymouth-Watford down at the bar, and then hopefully watching 300 in the afternoon. No B/P points for me :(

Speaking of which I need 9 more points to get my 75 per day for this week. The last couple of days have REALLY picked up after the horrors of Tuesday and Wednesday. It isn't exactly the pace I am used to, but getting on the list is good enough for me this week given how busy I've been :)

At 3/9/07 07:26 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 3/9/07 12:24 AM, Sterockicy wrote: It is isnt it. I doubt it was mass voting though because it just got blammed. I have never seen anything like that happen before. Truly amazing!
It happened before and numbers even get higher than that, it's just that during UJ even if the same person refreshes the page, it counts as a new view, so this is basically mass viewing.

You see it a lot with hentai movies, somewhat unsurprisingly it must be said. I've never seen anything get as high as 17,000 views though. As has been said it is caused by a person, or people, constantly refreshing a page to boost the view count. I've also heard rumor of a bug that causes the page to refresh very quickly, although I don't know how true that is.

It does serve some very limited purpose for flash submitters though. When looking through UJ flash and you see a movie with 400 views, you automatically assume that it is about to pass, and is therefore good. Some people may just pass it straight away, hoping to catch it before it passes, but more likely a viewer will watch the flash with a different mind set. Thinking it is going to pass, the viewer will look for positives and find a reason to pass it, rather than looking for negatives as they might normally.

It doesn't make a lot of difference, but it can give it a little push towards safety. With too many views though it becomes obvious that it has been 'mass viewed' and the effect is lost.

At 3/9/07 09:57 PM, Nerijus wrote: 300 times I came. Guess which movie I just saw????

2 more days... I can't wait!! :D

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 23:21:38


This is embarrasing. I can't B/P for a while because this PC doesn't have a Flash plugin installed. I hate this. I was gonna go on a spree when the PC Tech for this house came in and brought a PC he fixed back and took the one I use. The goo dthing is this pC is basically brand new again. The really bad thing is not only can I not B/P, I can't watch any flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 23:26:58


Private Gu-rrilla Reporting For Duty...SIR!
I Would Like To be Recruited Into The Elite Guard.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 23:28:17


At 3/9/07 11:21 PM, MrAngel wrote: This is embarrasing. I can't B/P for a while because this PC doesn't have a Flash plugin installed. I hate this. I was gonna go on a spree when the PC Tech for this house came in and brought a PC he fixed back and took the one I use. The goo dthing is this pC is basically brand new again. The really bad thing is not only can I not B/P, I can't watch any flash.

Why don't you just download it? I am probably misunderstanding this as i do for mostly every thread/post on NG's.

As in other news i am happy to say i reached EGSM!!!
I thank you those whio congratulated me before as a early congratulation's!
I know have a voting power of 6.77. I want 7.00+ so badly.....

*Salutes y'all*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 23:40:20


At 3/9/07 11:26 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Private Gu-rrilla Reporting For Duty...SIR!
I Would Like To be Recruited Into The Elite Guard.

Why is that people always ask to join when the recruitment officer and Phantom are absent? Anyway, I'm sorry to say that you don't meet our requirements. You need at least 1500 B/P to enter the Elite Guard and become a member. Go and get some B/P in the portal, and you can join the NG Police Department when you reach Security Guard rank. I warn you now though, both clubs look at posting history and require some level of intelligent posting from new members.

For more details look at the FAQ in my sig (assuming the site is back working again?)

At 3/9/07 11:28 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
As in other news i am happy to say i reached EGSM!!!
I thank you those whio congratulated me before as a early congratulation's!
I know have a voting power of 6.77. I want 7.00+ so badly.....

Congrats on the new rank! Those gold ranks are getting closer all the time. It isn't too hard to gain VP at that level, with plenty of B/P ranks ahead of you to boost it up. You'll get 7.00 soon enough. I'm heading for 10, and it is going to take me some time as not only do I need to reach EGSC, I also need to have another 1000 or so EXP points (roughly what Phantom has- no jealousy here...)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-09 23:42:43


At 3/9/07 11:28 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
As in other news i am happy to say i reached EGSM!!!

damn it i meant EGMS..

sorry phantom i know i should make my posts longer now but i have nothing to say since i already said everything i needed to on my post above this one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 03:52:52


At 3/9/07 10:55 PM, Sentio wrote: It does serve some very limited purpose for flash submitters though. When looking through UJ flash and you see a movie with 400 views, you automatically assume that it is about to pass, and is therefore good. Some people may just pass it straight away, hoping to catch it before it passes, but more likely a viewer will watch the flash with a different mind set. Thinking it is going to pass, the viewer will look for positives and find a reason to pass it, rather than looking for negatives as they might normally.

You're right, I think we can all notice something like that about ourselves when voting, when a movie is inconclusive you just look at references. Sometimes movies are a demo or trailer and you don't know how to act even if it is good, so you just look at things around it to see his sources, his origins, his history. Just a background check. It is also a helpful way for those of us who need to vote quickly for whatever reason.

Congrats on the new rank! Those gold ranks are getting closer all the time. It isn't too hard to gain VP at that level, with plenty of B/P ranks ahead of you to boost it up. You'll get 7.00 soon enough. I'm heading for 10, and it is going to take me some time as not only do I need to reach EGSC, I also need to have another 1000 or so EXP points (roughly what Phantom has- no jealousy here...)

What if I told you it's not going to get any easier once you do reach 10.00, you'll have each VP for a day longer than you do now and until the redesign there's no telling how it will be, but you should know it's awesome having 10.00 VP, to know you make as much difference as 10 people if they hadn't logged is in cool, but knowing how easy it is to get 5, it makes suck because 2 accounts with minimal work can do the same. Meh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 04:07:37


At 3/9/07 04:30 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
How the heck is that sterockicy running away from me in b/p? He must have some kind of super powers. When i find out how he is doing it he will be very very surprised to see what i have planed.

I am clearly greater than you are. Naa, Seriously though, It is because I set my alarm to go off at times like 1am, 3am, 5am, 7am so that I dont miss any UJ submissions. If you are willing to do the same thing to possibly catch me then Good luck to you sir!

muhahahahhahah

lololololololol NOT LIKELY!

At 3/9/07 10:55 PM, Sentio wrote:
Evening all (unless you're Sterockicy, in which case I have no idea what time it is :p).

lol, Hmm let me see, You made that post 5 hours ago which means it was 3pm here when you posted. So I guess that does qualify as and evening for me, So thankyou! Of course now its 8pm here so this really doesnt apply for me now. DAMN!

At 3/9/07 11:28 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
As in other news i am happy to say i reached EGSM!!!
I thank you those whio congratulated me before as a early congratulation's!
I know have a voting power of 6.77. I want 7.00+ so badly.....

Oh yeah, Congrats on your new rank!

And I dont think you will get a 7.00 VP anytime soon. Even once you rank up again in B/P I doubt you will make it over the 7 line. I am only just going to make 7 VP when I level up (which is soon!) and I am at 6.90 now.

*Salutes y'all*

A little to casual there my friend.

*Growls*

IN BIGGER NEWS!

Sorry for my absence lately in the EGB. I have spent well over 5 hours creating a program that will make the barracks update easier to do and a lot more accurate. I made it in Excel (with help from my Dad who just happens to be a pro at Excel) and it makes basically the whole thing automatic. By making this happen I will be able to spend more time on making new features for it that I am sure you will all love. I already have one ready and you are just going to have to wait until the next update to see what it is.

If you would like to suggest a special something that you think should be in the update, I would love to here your suggestions. I will not promise that they will be put in there but I may just add it

I must go now,

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 13:01:04


Sorry to break the long row of long posts, but it's time for a stolen alert of this from this.

I mean honestly, like I don't check those websites on a daily base

*Salutes in shame*


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 13:10:35


At 3/10/07 01:01 PM, Phantom wrote:

I mean honestly, like I don't check those websites on a daily base

*Salutes in shame*

Got it.

How do you blank post?


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 13:20:42


OMG freaking Stolen!

What a retard. >:(

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile I've been super busy. Updates for me. Passed 9,000 blams, 11,000 saves, 20,000 b/p points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 22:26:54


*PenguinLink is smashing his computer with his golden knuckles until he stops and looks up*

Oh, hey guys. My internet connection was having difficulties, apparently. :P I am sorry I was absent practically the whole day Friday and almost the whole day today. One day I'll completely destroy my computer and not only will I not have an internet connection, but I won't have a computer either. :) Also-

No internet Connection + No B/P Points = One sad Penguin :'(

At 3/9/07 10:55 PM, Sentio wrote:
Evening all (unless you're Sterockicy, in which case I have no idea what time it is :p). Just a quick note to say I won't be around much this weekend, as tomorrow I'm off skiing (for the first time ever), and then on Sunday I am first watching Plymouth-Watford down at the bar, and then hopefully watching 300 in the afternoon. No B/P points for me :(

It sounds like you'll have a good weekend. :D Once you have the opportunity, tell us how your skiing adventure went and whether you liked 300. :) I haven't seen it yet so no spoilers please! :P

At 3/9/07 11:28 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
As in other news i am happy to say i reached EGSM!!!

Congratulations, buddy! :D You have been doing awesome these few days, so keep it up! Those gold badges are coming your way quite fast. :)

At 3/9/07 11:40 PM, Sentio wrote:
Why is that people always ask to join when the recruitment officer and Phantom are absent?

I have no idea. But that's why we have you, buddy. To guide these new recruits when me or Phantom are absent. :) I appreaciate it.

At 3/10/07 04:07 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Sorry for my absence lately in the EGB. I have spent well over 5 hours creating a program that will make the barracks update easier to do and a lot more accurate.

That sounds great! :D I can't wait and see what new features it'll have. :)

If you would like to suggest a special something that you think should be in the update, I would love to here your suggestions. I will not promise that they will be put in there but I may just add it

Hmm...I don't think I have anything to suggest. Maybe I'll think of something later on. :)

At 3/10/07 01:10 PM, life wrote:

Why hello there, life. It's nice seeing you post here again. =)

At 3/10/07 01:20 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile I've been super busy. Updates for me. Passed 9,000 blams, 11,000 saves, 20,000 b/p points.

Congratulations on obtaining 9,000 Blams, 11,000 Saves, and a total of 20,000 B/P Points! :D At this rate, you'll be an Elite Guard Supreme Commander in no time. :)

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 22:37:05


At 3/10/07 01:01 PM, Phantom wrote: Sorry to break the long row of long posts, but it's time for a stolen alert of this from this.

I mean honestly, like I don't check those websites on a daily base

*Salutes in shame*

You do know that that link leads to a site with girls in swim suits on the front page, right?

I stopped right there and clicked back. Seriously, that kind of stuff sickens me.

The reason I can't install a Flash plugin is because there is an Administrative install block on the PC's at this house. I hate that because I was gonna play Super Smash Flash again.

I know, short post. I don't have anything about B/P to say, or about anything else for that matter.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:16:21


I think this is kinda Funny, you guys pretend to be in the army, I actually Am in the army hehe funny isn't it ^_^.
I wish the Army was as happy as this thread is, really you have no idea what it's really like in the army these days dark times dark times :(.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:18:54


At 3/10/07 10:37 PM, MrAngel wrote: You do know that that link leads to a site with girls in swim suits on the front page, right?

How else would you expect me to know where the game was stolen from >_>

I stopped right there and clicked back. Seriously, that kind of stuff sickens me.

Sickens? Who the fuck are you and how dare you be here? God, what are you, really.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:21:45


At 3/10/07 11:16 PM, loggers wrote: I think this is kinda Funny, you guys pretend to be in the army, I actually Am in the army hehe funny isn't it ^_^.
I wish the Army was as happy as this thread is, really you have no idea what it's really like in the army these days dark times dark times :(.

News flash, Private McDumbass, different armies work differently in each country, what you may be thinking is that we care about anything politically, we care about NG, at least here. So you have no right to come along saying any old crap you feel like saying, now listen to your superiors and fuck off.

Bastard made me double post.

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:25:57


You know they put people like you in court jail for talking like that to people in the army but then again in your final fantasy land I'm sure your all big and stuff aren't you :), bye bye now young one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:30:55


At 3/10/07 11:25 PM, loggers wrote: You know they put people like you in court jail for talking like that to people in the army.

Court jail, I'll assume you mean Military prison by that, once you learn any of the terms in any language, then I'll believe you.

but then again in your final fantasy land I'm sure your all big and stuff aren't you :), bye bye now young one.

Young, we're the same age you monstrous idiot. Unless of course you are one of 3 things: a desperate 14 year old looking for attention and playing with a BB gun, thinking you actually in the military. An 18 year old who's fresh to the Israeli army, unaware it's because Israel is in more shit than just about any country because it's in the middle of the Middle East problem. Or you are an elderly person reminiscing your days in the army and are again, lying.

I'd choose one of those.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:40:56


I couldn't care less what some fat person who tries to compensate for a lack of a penis says in the internet so I'm not gonna continue arguing with you bye. you win for all i care :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-03-10 23:47:45


At 3/10/07 11:40 PM, loggers wrote: I couldn't care less what some fat person.

Note the resort to incredibly lame swears and self hate in that line, who could ever hate fat people more than a fat person, not to mention hating a variety or of people for a selectable feature is near racist. So you my friend, are racist...

who tries to compensate for a lack of a penis.

Again note the self hate that sentence had in it, the feeling no one in a position of power, could ever be without a penis, that is chauvinism. He seems to feel a woman could never be in a position of power, male chauvinist asshole, you make the rest of us look bad because of your behavior.

says in the internet so I'm not gonna continue arguing with you bye. you win for all i care :)

You say you won't continue arguing with me, but this is your third post here, and yes, I win. And I've proven beyond out a doubt via your conniptions that you are a very sad little man.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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