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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 03:08:31


At 2/14/07 02:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
You certainly are, Ever considered becoming a politician? They are very good at lying!

A politician, you say? Hmm.....Uhh, no. :)

I know, I am deeply sorry. Hahaha jokes on you though, I dont walk to school I get a lift in a car with my mummy and my brother and my sister!

Oh yeah? Well I ride in a Kangaroo's pouch to school, beat that! :D

I have never ever had to stay up late to do my homework. Well nothing over 11 anyways. I am sure that I will have to this year though. Year 10 is gonna be a loooooooong year!

That's because you're a school person. But cool people like me, ("Cool", lmao) procrastinate and well this is the concluding result.

You seem to have a bit of a cold. You need some sleep! Oh wait ^^^^^^^^ LOLOLOLOL!

Cold smold! (That rymes!) I do need sleep, though. *Cough* Still bluffing *Cough* *Sneeze* Oh wait, that was uncalled for. *Sneeze* :(

How much did it take me???? Umm well I am going to assume you mean "long" and to answer that question I will estimate about 2 hours.

2 hours? Oh my god! That's way too short! Work harder, you slacker! (Kidding, wait, am I?)

*Steps away slowly, "Nobodys judging you man, just drop the gun"*

That's what I thought. *Puts away Shotgun but keeps a knife handy in his pocket just in case*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 03:11:49


At 2/14/07 02:30 AM, Hemlok wrote: I'm just so God damn great!

Haha, sure you are. Any way congratulations on level 12, probably your last level on the old design. I'm at dreadful 14 :-P

Nice having you back, really...Now get back to work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 13:35:49


At 2/14/07 02:41 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Yep, it's great to have you back but don't get all happy because your bunk got all dusty and no one else is going to dust it but you. So get to it! >:(

I've still been sleeping in it! I don't have anywhere else to go! It makes me so sad. You guys haven't seen a strange figure slumping into my bunk at around three in the morning?

At 2/14/07 02:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
So true! its good to see you back Hemlok even though I was sort of being a little sarcastic!

Thanks. Finally someone agrees with me being so great!

Oh wait, what about sarcasm?
At 2/14/07 03:11 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/14/07 02:30 AM, Hemlok wrote: I'm just so God damn great!
Haha, sure you are. Any way congratulations on level 12, probably your last level on the old design. I'm at dreadful 14 :-P

I do my best dammit! Thanks for the congrats on level 12, your probably right about this being my last old style badge, but by the way this design keeps getting delayed, I'm not so sure. I think level 14 is pretty cool! Better then a dusty glove with wires all of it...


Nice having you back, really...Now get back to work.

Heh, thanks. I will be on full time duty here in the Barracks starting today! After school of course, and Gears must be played with as well.

Well, close to full time.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 14:50:16


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Yeah, um sooooooo....

What did everyone get up to today :3. I went out with a girl to see "Epic movie" which actually isn't that bad; Beats the shit out of "Music and Lyrics" which I saw yesterday.

Talked the whole way through ;).

Anyway, I had a bit of a break from B/P'ing, but I'm making a comeback.

Did anyone pass me? :3

xx <3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 15:23:06


At 2/14/07 02:50 PM, Dela wrote: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Yeah, um sooooooo....

What did everyone get up to today :3. I went out with a girl to see "Epic movie" which actually isn't that bad; Beats the shit out of "Music and Lyrics" which I saw yesterday.

What are you talking about, Epic Movie is shit. I suggest you see the movie "Blood Diamonds". That is a great film and its based on a true story, which is quite eye opening and disturbing. Good watch though!

Talked the whole way through ;).

That probably why you didnt think it was bad! lol!

Anyway, I had a bit of a break from B/P'ing, but I'm making a comeback.

Did anyone pass me? :3

Well I am about to pass you (I think) 2 points away, HOLY SHIT! I am quite happy with my progress at the moment. If I pass you I will have passed 5 people in total since the last update!

Thats good isnt it?

*Salutes*

xx <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 15:49:02


What are you talking about, Epic Movie is shit. I suggest you see the movie "Blood Diamonds". That is a great film and its based on a true story, which is quite eye opening and disturbing. Good watch though!

That has old Leonardo in it, aye? I don't usually go to the cinema to watch gay porn :/

Well I am about to pass you (I think) 2 points away, HOLY SHIT! I am quite happy with my progress at the moment. If I pass you I will have passed 5 people in total since the last update!

Thats good isnt it?

It's very good indeed m'boy. I'll have to catch you after you've passed me though ;).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 15:51:25


At 2/14/07 02:50 PM, Dela wrote: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

That's an original Valentine's Day greeting.

Yeah, um sooooooo....

so Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

What did everyone get up to today :3. I went out with a girl to see "Epic movie" which actually isn't that bad; Beats the shit out of "Music and Lyrics" which I saw yesterday.

I don't go to see movies, it's a pain in the ass even being near other humans to me. I'm just not a people person. Evidently, no girls either.

Talked the whole way through ;).

I always make Sarcastic commentaries, but that was when I used to see daylight.

Anyway, I had a bit of a break from B/P'ing, but I'm making a comeback.

A break sometimes is refreshing, hope you enjoyed it.

Did anyone pass me? :3

Yes, me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 17:01:22


At 2/14/07 03:49 PM, Dela wrote:
What are you talking about, Epic Movie is shit. I suggest you see the movie "Blood Diamonds". That is a great film and its based on a true story, which is quite eye opening and disturbing. Good watch though!
That has old Leonardo in it, aye? I don't usually go to the cinema to watch gay porn :/

It was a great movie. You shut up.

lol

Well I am about to pass you (I think) 2 points away, HOLY SHIT! I am quite happy with my progress at the moment. If I pass you I will have passed 5 people in total since the last update!

Thats good isnt it?
It's very good indeed m'boy. I'll have to catch you after you've passed me though ;).

Yup, pretty good. I think I won't be passing five people in one update ever. Too bad. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 17:34:25


That has old Leonardo in it, aye? I don't usually go to the cinema to watch gay porn :/
It was a great movie. You shut up.

Yeah, you're right.

It was a great movie, until Leonardo showed up and raped it.

Cheeky.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 19:44:21


Sorry I haven't been too active. My dad had to do some work on the computer over the last 2 1/2 days. I don't have a good feeling about my b/p rate this week. :(

At 2/14/07 02:50 PM, Dela wrote: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Right back at you.

Yeah, um sooooooo....

Yeeeeeeeees....?

What did everyone get up to today :3

I played Dead Rising and Gears Of War. Killing things is always fun.

>_>

Talked the whole way through ;).

Sounds like a blast.

Did anyone pass me? :3

I don't about anyone else, but I did.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 20:00:59


hey EGB members how was your valentine's day? mine was a good one except for one thing. All my valentines gave me chocolate. I couldn't eat any of it since I am allergic. Only 1 of my 6 valentines gave me something that wouldn't make me sick. But enough about me how as everyone else's valentine's day and how many valentines did you have if any?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 20:30:09


At 2/14/07 08:00 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey EGB members how was your valentine's day? mine was a good one except for one thing. All my valentines gave me chocolate. I couldn't eat any of it since I am allergic. Only 1 of my 6 valentines gave me something that wouldn't make me sick. But enough about me how as everyone else's valentine's day and how many valentines did you have if any?

Meh, I'm one of the Valentine's Day haters. Even when I am with someone (which this year I'm not) I hate it and all the commercialism behind it. People try and convince me that it is day to show your love for your significant other, but I've always believed in doing that each and every day- some special day shouldn't be an excuse to do that.

Nothing received and nothing sent this year- I thought about sending something to my ex (who I miss horribly), but she is seeing someone else now and I'm in no position to ruin that for her. I've broken couples up in the past for my own gain, and I always felt horrible about it afterwards. It isn't something I will be doing again.

Look what you've done- I've gone all depressive on everyone now :P

Erm... yeay for a busier portal anyway! Still packed full of spam that has cost me another 20 or so points today, but never mind.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 23:12:54


At 2/14/07 01:35 PM, Hemlok wrote:
I've still been sleeping in it! I don't have anywhere else to go! It makes me so sad. You guys haven't seen a strange figure slumping into my bunk at around three in the morning?

Well, I haven't seen a strange figure but I have seen Mating Carebears. You know the drill, though. I find them and get the pleasure to kill them, then I advise Phantom and he gets to do the fun part, which is to cook them. Although his favorite part is getting to eat the internal organs of the Carebears.

In a completely different note. Hemlok, your sig has the level 11 icon. Did you leave it intentionally are you waiting until the new layout comes:? I was just wondering, that's all. :)

At 2/14/07 02:50 PM, Dela wrote:
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Someone likes to use profanity for no reason here. Happy Valentines Day to you too. :D

Talked the whole way through ;).

Then how did you find it to be good? 0_0

Anyway, I had a bit of a break from B/P'ing, but I'm making a comeback.

Breaks are always nice. :)

Did anyone pass me? :3

chluaid did. :)

At 2/14/07 07:44 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:

You changed your name again? 0_0

At 2/14/07 08:00 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
hey EGB members how was your valentine's day? mine was a good one except for one thing. All my valentines gave me chocolate. I couldn't eat any of it since I am allergic. Only 1 of my 6 valentines gave me something that wouldn't make me sick. But enough about me how as everyone else's valentine's day and how many valentines did you have if any?

Well, Valentine's day is just like any other day to me. :)

At 2/14/07 08:30 PM, Sentio wrote: Look what you've done- I've gone all depressive on everyone now :P

Yes you have. :(

At 2/13/07 03:06 PM, Sentio wrote:
A New Addition to 'The Family'

I finally had the chance to read your story, Sentio. So, let me begin my thoughts of your work:

You did an awesome job, Sentio. I really liked the sophisticated vocabulary you used and it made it seem formal. The story-telling was great as well. I could picture every scene in the story quite well. You're descriptions provided clear pictures of the scenes that were being described. Coincidently enough, I found some connections between the novel I stated to you I was reading (One Hundred Years of Solitude) and I found it to be quite interesting. If you were to read the book, you'll see why I say this. There was one thing that I quite didn't find original though, if you don't mind me saying. The name you provided for the flying specimen, Bob, seemed to me that it has been quite overused and well not that original. It puts a touch of humor, which can be great if you intended this part to be amusing. Overall, you did a superb job and you indeed have magnificent skills. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to read the next part. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 23:42:02


At 2/14/07 11:12 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
I finally had the chance to read your story, Sentio. So, let me begin my thoughts of your work:

Awesome- I was wondering if you had or not :)

You did an awesome job, Sentio. I really liked the sophisticated vocabulary you used and it made it seem formal. The story-telling was great as well.

Sophisticated vocabulary? That was entirely unintentional- it is just the way I write, and most likely talk as well. I'm glad you appreciated it anyway, I didn't even notice!

I could picture every scene in the story quite well. You're descriptions provided clear pictures of the scenes that were being described.

Your the second person who has said that, so yeay :). Descriptive writing is a challenge for me after so many years of science writing, where description is actively frowned upon. Everything is supposed to be very precise, with no 'flowery language' as my lecturers like to say. I'm glad it came across well :)

Coincidently enough, I found some connections between the novel I stated to you I was reading (One Hundred Years of Solitude) and I found it to be quite interesting. If you were to read the book, you'll see why I say this.

Well now I really am intrigued. You can bet that I will be getting my hands on that book when I get the chance. There was actually another book that gave me a little inspiration for this story, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is called, or who wrote it. I'll keep thinking about it and post it here if it comes to me- it was a great book, that much I do know.

There was one thing that I quite didn't find original though, if you don't mind me saying. The name you provided for the flying specimen, Bob, seemed to me that it has been quite overused and well not that original. It puts a touch of humor, which can be great if you intended this part to be amusing.

The humour was entirely intentional. I was trying to come up with the most surprising and inappropriate name possible for a giant flying monkey designed to kill people. And there was of course the obvious Blackadder reference- one of the funniest shows ever created. Whenever I think of Rowan Atkinson saying that name it always makes me laugh :)

Overall, you did a superb job and you indeed have magnificent skills. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to read the next part. :)

Thanks, your kind words are appreciated, and given time will inspire me to write more. I doubt it will be a 'next part' as such- that was more of a one off thing, but you never know, 'Bob' might make a cameo appearance.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-14 23:53:38


Sorry for the double post, but I remembered what the book I mentioned above was. 'The Wasp factory' by Iain Banks. It is a really good read should anyone get the time, although it is a bit gross in places (if I remember correctly). I've read quite a few of his books, and they have all been great.

Oh, and sorry for that horrible mess of a post above. I forgot to add the colons throughout PenguinLink's post. No doubt it is bothering me more than anyone else.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 00:15:01


At 2/14/07 11:42 PM, Sentio wrote:
Awesome- I was wondering if you had or not :)

I finally had the time, so I did. :D

Sophisticated vocabulary? That was entirely unintentional- it is just the way I write, and most likely talk as well. I'm glad you appreciated it anyway, I didn't even notice!

Yes, your piece had some great vocabulary words, some words even required me to look them up. :)

Your the second person who has said that, so yeay :). Descriptive writing is a challenge for me after so many years of science writing, where description is actively frowned upon. Everything is supposed to be very precise, with no 'flowery language' as my lecturers like to say. I'm glad it came across well :)

Yes, I noticed a member in the NG Mafia stated the same thing. You did a great job on the descriptive parts. Good job! :D

Well now I really am intrigued. You can bet that I will be getting my hands on that book when I get the chance. There was actually another book that gave me a little inspiration for this story, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is called, or who wrote it. I'll keep thinking about it and post it here if it comes to me- it was a great book, that much I do know.

Yes, a main character in the novel (Jose Arcadio Buendia), is so absorbed and intrigued by his studies of alchemy, that he doesn't talk to his family or other people of the village, much like young Sentio in your short story. His son also faces the same problem. This kind of reminded me of poor Sentio so absorbed in his experiments. :)

The humour was entirely intentional. I was trying to come up with the most surprising and inappropriate name possible for a giant flying monkey designed to kill people. And there was of course the obvious Blackadder reference- one of the funniest shows ever created. Whenever I think of Rowan Atkinson saying that name it always makes me laugh :)

Haha, yes, Bob is indeed an amusing name. If you named the flying monkey 'Bob' intentionally, then there isn't a problem with it at all. :D Sorry for misunderstanding your humorous point there in the first place. :(

Thanks, your kind words are appreciated, and given time will inspire me to write more. I doubt it will be a 'next part' as such- that was more of a one off thing, but you never know, 'Bob' might make a cameo appearance.

No problem. I enjoyed reading your work and I can't wait until you come up other ideas involving Bob. Haha, it would be great if you had the chance to write a story about Bob's perspective. Such as what his opinions are on his flying ability and what he thinks upon his master Sentio. :)

*salutes*

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At 2/14/07 11:53 PM, Sentio wrote: Sorry for the double post, but I remembered what the book I mentioned above was. 'The Wasp factory' by Iain Banks. It is a really good read should anyone get the time, although it is a bit gross in places (if I remember correctly). I've read quite a few of his books, and they have all been great.

I'll be sure to check it out as well. I now have three items now in my "Books to read List" :) Thanks for the recommendations, Sentio! :D

Oh, and sorry for that horrible mess of a post above. I forgot to add the colons throughout PenguinLink's post. No doubt it is bothering me more than anyone else.

There is no need to apologize. It happens to all of us at some point! :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 00:42:16


At 2/15/07 12:15 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Yes, your piece had some great vocabulary words, some words even required me to look them up. :)

Such as? I'm curious which words I use that people might not understand- as I said there was nothing outside of my ordinary vocabulary in that story and you might be able to explain the blank looks I get all the time in the real world :)

Yes, a main character in the novel (Jose Arcadio Buendia), is so absorbed and intrigued by his studies of alchemy, that he doesn't talk to his family or other people of the village, much like young Sentio in your short story. His son also faces the same problem. This kind of reminded me of poor Sentio so absorbed in his experiments. :)

That was one thing that is fairly true of the real me. I'm not in any way violent as portrayed in the story, but when I find something that interests me I am capable of focusing my entire attention on it, to the detriment of any social activities. My Mum always finds it incredibly annoying as she literally has to come over and poke me to get my attention sometimes. Of course being able to focus like that does usually produce better results, so I see it as a good thing. In fact writing the story was a good example- it only took me a couple of hours once the ideas were inside my head.

Haha, yes, Bob is indeed an amusing name. If you named the flying monkey 'Bob' intentionally, then there isn't a problem with it at all. :D Sorry for misunderstanding your humorous point there in the first place. :(

That's OK- unless you know I am thinking of Blackadder then it is hard to catch. Think of it more as a private joke :). "Bob". I'm going to be thinking of that all evening now!

No problem. I enjoyed reading your work and I can't wait until you come up other ideas involving Bob. Haha, it would be great if you had the chance to write a story about Bob's perspective. Such as what his opinions are on his flying ability and what he thinks upon his master Sentio. :)

That is a pretty good idea actually. My biggest weakness is a lack of inspiration when it comes to writing- that story was easy as the creation of flying monkeys has been a standing joke amongst my friends for years. That is what you get for studying genetics. If you ever have any more ideas you would like to see in story form, and are too lazy to write yourself, then feel free to suggest them.

I'll be sure to check it out as well. I now have three items now in my "Books to read List" :) Thanks for the recommendations, Sentio! :D

His books are quite well known and I think have picked up awards. 'The Crow Road' is another of his that I really enjoyed, as was 'Canal Dreams'. They tend to be quite violent and rely heavily on dark humour, but to me that can only be a good thing :). It makes a change to the thrillers, sci-fi and standard comedy books that I usually read (Robin Cook, Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett to name a few). If you ever want more suggestions then feel free to ask- I've read an awful lot of over the years (70+ books a year during my school years), and can suggest something in most genres.

There is no need to apologize. It happens to all of us at some point! :)

What can I say, I'm a perfectionist :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 01:01:06


Sorry to be so random but Sentio look LOOK, Here! A user with almost the exact same Alias. I found it so randomly too. I was looking through the last 50 deposits list, since I was the first person to deposit today. HOORAY!

I cant reply to all of your posts now sorry, Just thought I would make this short cool post after finishing another day of school.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 06:58:19


At 2/14/07 07:44 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote: I played Dead Rising and Gears Of War. Killing things is always fun.

You mean like in "Games"? I'll have to try that some time.

At 2/14/07 08:00 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey EGB members how was your valentine's day?

It sucked ass, I'm just not a relationship person and I didn't show up for school because of another reason, nor am I in any sort of relationship so I can pretty much agree, "Saint" Valentinos is an ass.

At 2/14/07 08:30 PM, Sentio wrote: Meh, I'm one of the Valentine's Day haters. Even when I am with someone (which this year I'm not) I hate it and all the commercialism behind it. People try and convince me that it is day to show your love for your significant other, but I've always believed in doing that each and every day- some special day shouldn't be an excuse to do that.

I completely agree with that, like the type of person to send out flowers just because it's a Wednesday or something, I think it's more honorable but there is some value in that day's tradition, if you have some one that is. Which explains me contempt to it.

Nothing received and nothing sent this year- I thought about sending something to my ex (who I miss horribly), but she is seeing someone else now and I'm in no position to ruin that for her. I've broken couples up in the past for my own gain, and I always felt horrible about it afterwards. It isn't something I will be doing again.

Now that I can understand perfectly, being torn between the selfless feel of good for another and the desire for your own benefit, but eventually we all make that choice and it's usually one that brings us more pain but has honor in it.

Look what you've done- I've gone all depressive on everyone now :P

Gone all depressive? I never got out of it.

Erm... yeay for a busier portal anyway! Still packed full of spam that has cost me another 20 or so points today, but never mind.

Again, I agree.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 12:58:51


At 2/15/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry to be so random but Sentio look LOOK, Here! A user with almost the exact same Alias. I found it so randomly too. I was looking through the last 50 deposits list, since I was the first person to deposit today. HOORAY!

Random is an understatement! I'm actually surprised I haven't seen him around- he is active in the forums and on the top 300 B/P list. It doesn't matter though- that extra 'o' makes all the difference ;)

As for the first deposit, that is a claim I have been able to make on a number of occasions. I tend to find that I do it by accident more often than not though- as I am B/Ping at that time every night anyway I sometimes get lucky.

At 2/15/07 06:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
Erm... yeay for a busier portal anyway! Still packed full of spam that has cost me another 20 or so points today, but never mind.
Again, I agree.

By the look of things Wade is getting annoyed with it too- there is a thread in general at the moment where he threatened 'Adam' with account deletion. It couldn't come soon enough if you ask me- I'm sick of the spam that is continuing to get through. Lets hope he takes a bunch of others with him.

And thank goodness Valentines Day is over for another year... I am so sick of jewellery adverts!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 13:37:16


At 2/15/07 12:58 PM, Sentio wrote: By the look of things Wade is getting annoyed with it too- there is a thread in general at the moment where he threatened 'Adam' with account deletion. It couldn't come soon enough if you ask me- I'm sick of the spam that is continuing to get through. Lets hope he takes a bunch of others with him.

Now that I'd have to see, but you know what they'll do, like with Chrome, another account and they're back... However some sort of IP tracking & blocking could be nice. Or just detect address by IP and beat the shit out of them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 15:06:26


At 2/15/07 12:58 PM, Sentio wrote: By the look of things Wade is getting annoyed with it too- there is a thread in general at the moment where he threatened 'Adam' with account deletion.

Not to offend you by doubting your word but do you remember the thread or possibly post a link? It sounds to good to be true. I must say I didnt understand a word that Phantom said about IP addresses but if it stop spam then I am fully behind tracking it or what ever it does.

On a positive note I have had a succesful day in the portal (improved my rank by 5 places) and now I have a gold whistle by my name (thankyou crap Britany Spears game).
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At 2/15/07 03:06 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 2/15/07 12:58 PM, Sentio wrote: By the look of things Wade is getting annoyed with it too- there is a thread in general at the moment where he threatened 'Adam' with account deletion.
Not to offend you by doubting your word but do you remember the thread or possibly post a link? It sounds to good to be true. I must say I didnt understand a word that Phantom said about IP addresses but if it stop spam then I am fully behind tracking it or what ever it does.

Wade's post is about half way down. I admit that I read into the post a little more than is actually stated, but 'no longer be a part of the community' sounds a lot like a deletion to me. At the very least Wade isn't happy with what is going on. An IP ban would be great in my mind for a lot of these people, especially the ones with multiple alts, although I'm sure they could wriggle around it. Even removing all of their points would be a start though- without their high voting power they will struggle to get things through. On a happier note I did get to see the blam movie in a KK submission earlier- I was proud to be the one to kill it :)

On a positive note I have had a succesful day in the portal (improved my rank by 5 places) and now I have a gold whistle by my name (thankyou crap Britany Spears game).
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Nice job- keep up with the whistle work and you'll be deity in no time. It took me less than a week to go from gold to deity, so the gap isn't all that massive. Portal wise I'm going at a steady 100 per day this week, but everyone else seems to be going faster. Dave has actually gone back past me, which is a little annoying!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-15 15:23:48


At 2/15/07 12:42 AM, Sentio wrote:
Nothing received and nothing sent this year- I thought about sending something to my ex (who I miss horribly), but she is seeing someone else now and I'm in no position to ruin that for her. I've broken couples up in the past for my own gain, and I always felt horrible about it afterwards. It isn't something I will be doing again

Sorry for the double post. I know how you feel. I got nothing this year either and I nearly killed someone at work when they uttered those words "Happy Valentine". I get angry at couples for being a couple and when they break up they turn into whiney bitches saying " I havent been single for valentines in over 6 years, I'm so depressed". Yet they always forget that I have never had a girlfriend as Im always "just a friend". I know its bad but I love it when my friends get dumped and they end up miserable as then I'm not the depressed one in my group. Feeling down? Up yours arse hole. you dont care how I feel so why sould I care about you. (not directed at you Sentio)

Sorry about that. I guess there is a bit of pent up agression in there. Ah well. We live and learn.
(Also the only person who cares about me is with some 40 year old loser so I know what its like to not have someone that you want)
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At 2/15/07 12:42 AM, Sentio wrote:
Such as? I'm curious which words I use that people might not understand- as I said there was nothing outside of my ordinary vocabulary in that story and you might be able to explain the blank looks I get all the time in the real world :)

There are words such as: Unperturbed, masquerading, misdemeanor, and aesthetic. Although some understanding can be obtained by noticing the context these words are surrounded with.

Of course being able to focus like that does usually produce better results, so I see it as a good thing. In fact writing the story was a good example- it only took me a couple of hours once the ideas were inside my head.

You are really lucky to have that ability. :) I tend to be a distracted person and well people like me never tend to get things done. Which could convey my procrastination habits. Hey, look, a fly!

*PenguinLink runs after the fly*

That is a pretty good idea actually. My biggest weakness is a lack of inspiration when it comes to writing- that story was easy as the creation of flying monkeys has been a standing joke amongst my friends for years. That is what you get for studying genetics. If you ever have any more ideas you would like to see in story form, and are too lazy to write yourself, then feel free to suggest them.

If you keep mentioning flying monkies, I'm afraid there will be one in my next flash. Which I am brainstorming currently. :)

I'll be sure to mention any ideas I have that could aid you in your stories. :)

I've read an awful lot of over the years (70+ books a year during my school years), and can suggest something in most genres.

I can't picture 70 books read in a whole year in my mind. You must have read a lot during your school years. :D

At 2/15/07 06:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
You mean like in "Games"? I'll have to try that some time.

I thought you did play games once in a while. I've heard you've played God of War, but I haven't heard you say you have played other games. What genre of games do you basically like? I'm assuming from God of War, you must like action/adventure games. I can't imagine you playing RPG games though, because if you are like me, you'll sooner or later lose interest on the game. :)

At 2/15/07 12:58 PM, Sentio wrote:
And thank goodness Valentines Day is over for another year... I am so sick of jewellery adverts!

Those hearts and roses really got into you, didn't they? :D

At 2/15/07 03:06 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: On a positive note I have had a succesful day in the portal (improved my rank by 5 places) and now I have a gold whistle by my name (thankyou crap Britany Spears game).
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Congratulations on your gold whistle. It's nice seeing you're B/Ping and flagging reviews. :)

As for me, I am going to start working on a flash animation. Although it takes me practically a month to get it done because of many other things I have to work on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 01:03:58


Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander. A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot. Still, it will be so much sweeter once I get the task done.

Jealous Sentio? Jealous?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 01:30:40


At 2/14/07 05:01 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 2/14/07 03:49 PM, Dela wrote:
What are you talking about, Epic Movie is shit. I suggest you see the movie "Blood Diamonds". That is a great film and its based on a true story, which is quite eye opening and disturbing. Good watch though!
That has old Leonardo in it, aye? I don't usually go to the cinema to watch gay porn :/
It was a great movie. You shut up.

Yeah, Shutup Dela! Majority rules bitch!

lol

lol lol

It's very good indeed m'boy. I'll have to catch you after you've passed me though ;).

Well I have passed you now. The catch up begins. Oh and by the way, Its friday night so ill be B/Ping heaps for the next couple of days. Good luck!

Yup, pretty good. I think I won't be passing five people in one update ever. Too bad. :(

Soooooooooo.......in other words, your saying I am better than you? :-)

At 2/14/07 07:44 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:

STOP CHANGING YOUR ALIAS! I have to think really hard just to figure out who you are. :-(

At 2/15/07 06:58 AM, Phantom wrote: At 2/14/07 07:44 PM, DukeOfMuffins wrote: I played Dead Rising and Gears Of War. Killing things is always fun.
You mean like in "Games"? I'll have to try that some time.

Lol, OMG you are so....... FUCKING funny!

Evil, Evil man!
At 2/15/07 12:58 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 2/15/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Sorry to be so random but Sentio look LOOK, Here! A user with almost the exact same Alias. I found it so randomly too. I was looking through the last 50 deposits list, since I was the first person to deposit today. HOORAY!
Random is an understatement! I'm actually surprised I haven't seen him around- he is active in the forums and on the top 300 B/P list. It doesn't matter though- that extra 'o' makes all the difference ;)

Yeah his account was pretty good for someone we both have never seen before. Jealous?

As for the first deposit, that is a claim I have been able to make on a number of occasions. I tend to find that I do it by accident more often than not though- as I am B/Ping at that time every night anyway I sometimes get lucky.

Yeah......well......Shutup. I'm proud of it!

At 2/15/07 03:16 PM, Sentio wrote:
Wade's post is about half way down. I admit that I read into the post a little more than is actually stated, but 'no longer be a part of the community' sounds a lot like a deletion to me. At the very least Wade isn't happy with what is going on. An IP ban would be great in my mind for a lot of these people, especially the ones with multiple alts, although I'm sure they could wriggle around it. Even removing all of their points would be a start though- without their high voting power they will struggle to get things through. On a happier note I did get to see the blam movie in a KK submission earlier- I was proud to be the one to kill it :)

I hope many accounts get deleted. I could name a lot of users I wouldnt like to see around here anymore. IP ban? Sounds like the only way to keep those spammers away. I am not a whiz when it comes to webpage script etc. but I hope that it is possible.

At 2/15/07 07:17 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
I thought you did play games once in a while. I've heard you've played God of War, but I haven't heard you say you have played other games. What genre of games do you basically like? I'm assuming from God of War, you must like action/adventure games. I can't imagine you playing RPG games though, because if you are like me, you'll sooner or later lose interest on the game. :)

Im pretty sure it was a joke. As you know Phantom is an evil guy and I am pretty sure he was stating that he didnt know you can actually kill in games and he had been doing the real thing up until now. Could be wrong though!

As for me, I am going to start working on a flash animation. Although it takes me practically a month to get it done because of many other things I have to work on.

Cool! Make sure you inform us all once it is in the portal!

At 2/16/07 01:03 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander. A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot. Still, it will be so much sweeter once I get the task done.

Congratulations Hemlok! Only one more badge to go!

Lol, has anyone seen this flash. Do any of you actually believe it?

Its so unbelievable it makes me laugh. KK leaving? NOT LIKELY!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 01:41:40


At 2/16/07 01:03 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander. A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot. Still, it will be so much sweeter once I get the task done.

Congratulations, Hemlok! Indeed, just one gap away from Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Keep up the great work!

At 2/16/07 01:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Cool! Make sure you inform us all once it is in the portal!

Yes, I'll be sure to advise you guys. :)

Lol, has anyone seen this flash. Do any of you actually believe it?

No, because the user who submitted It I doubt is even a member of the Kitty Krew. Look at his other flash. Then you'll see why.

Its so unbelievable it makes me laugh. KK leaving? NOT LIKELY!

You never know, they might leave one day. Maybe the DD Crew imerges. (In case you're wondering what the heck is their name, they're called "Doggie Dodgers") Hint: This is a joke. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 01:46:29


At 2/16/07 01:41 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Lol, has anyone seen this flash. Do any of you actually believe it?
No, because the user who submitted It I doubt is even a member of the Kitty Krew. Look at his other flash. Then you'll see why.

I know. I saw he only had one other submission, which doesnt make sence for a KK member.

Its so unbelievable it makes me laugh. KK leaving? NOT LIKELY!
You never know, they might leave one day. Maybe the DD Crew imerges. (In case you're wondering what the heck is their name, they're called "Doggie Dodgers") Hint: This is a joke. :)

Yeah someday. DD sounds like a nice crew. I am more of a dog person so I think I might join it, OR MAYBE EVEN CREATE IT!

Hint: This is also a joke.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 01:53:43


At 2/16/07 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: I know. I saw he only had one other submission, which doesnt make sence for a KK member.

It is only a scam and what's funny is that reviewers are actually believing it and they're voting for it to pass. Shows how ignorant some users are. :(

Yeah someday. DD sounds like a nice crew. I am more of a dog person so I think I might join it, OR MAYBE EVEN CREATE IT!

Yes, DD. Hmm... It does sound like a nice crew. Be my guest, and take my marvelous idea of the crew and create it. Although I should take some credit for coming up with it's awesome name. Doggie Dodges! Rising to action and peeing on people's plants for pleasure, here we come! Sorry, I had to come up with a motto for our new crew. :)

Hint: This is also a joke.

Shut up. I am dead serious here. Go take your jokes elsewhere! >:)

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