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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 02:00:46


Once again can't be bothered to quote anyone, so I'll do my best in remembering what has been said :)

First up congrats to Hemlok on EGG- I'm still a good week and a bit from there :(. Still plenty of time to catch you before EGSC, but with the pace I'm going this week it's unlikely I'll manage it. Weren't you going away somewhere for a week in February? (wishful thinking...) At least I have temporarily re-overtaken Dave- we've been back and forward the last couple of days.

The players on ET had all my frustration taken out on them, hence my absence this evening :)

To Sterockicy- of course I'm not jealous of that other profile. Mine is clearly superior. As I stated before, that extra 'o' makes the difference between awesome and merely average :).

I did see that KK flash, and I seriously doubt it's for real. We can always hope though- I've got the booze ready should that really be the end :) (well, I have it ready regardless, but that isn't the point).

Sorry if I missed anything- I'm tired and got yet another day of work ahead of me tomorrow (groan). It was much better when I was getting paid to simply B/P all day :).

*salutes*

Oh, and 11,000 saves- no big deal. Every thousand points becomes routine after a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 02:20:38


At 2/16/07 01:53 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
Yes, DD. Hmm... It does sound like a nice crew. Be my guest, and take my marvelous idea of the crew and create it. Although I should take some credit for coming up with it's awesome name. Doggie Dodges! Rising to action and peeing on people's plants for pleasure, here we come! Sorry, I had to come up with a motto for our new crew. :)

Such a good idea, I made my first flash for it.

*Drum roll*

TADAA!

How awesome is my crew going to be fellas!

LOL!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 02:24:58


At 2/14/07 11:12 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You changed your name again? 0_0

Yep. And this time, it's for good.

Seriously.
At 2/15/07 06:58 AM, Phantom wrote: You mean like in "Games"?

Yeah, let's go with that. >_>

I'll have to try that some time.

Don't enjoy yourself too much.

At 2/16/07 01:03 AM, Hemlok wrote: Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander.

Congrats on that.

A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot.

At least you have gaps. After getting 16,500 or so b/p since EGSC, it seems rather upsetting knowing that there are no more badges left to obtain.

I really hope there are more b/p badges when the new layout comes around.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 03:09:04


At 2/16/07 02:00 AM, Sentio wrote:
First up congrats to Hemlok on EGG- I'm still a good week and a bit from there :(. Still plenty of time to catch you before EGSC, but with the pace I'm going this week it's unlikely I'll manage it. Weren't you going away somewhere for a week in February? (wishful thinking...) At least I have temporarily re-overtaken Dave- we've been back and forward the last couple of days.

Thanks on the congrats. I guess it's time to tell you. I have a whole week off of school starting monday and I'm taking a few days off to Lkae Tahoe to snowboard. So there will be no B/P for me for about 4-5 days. Wishful thinking? I think not... Good job on taking over Dave.

Oh, and 11,000 saves- no big deal. Every thousand points becomes routine after a while.

Good job. Another 1,000 points down on a never ending retirement.

At 2/16/07 02:24 AM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:
At 2/16/07 01:03 AM, Hemlok wrote: Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander.
Congrats on that.

Thank you.


A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot.
At least you have gaps. After getting 16,500 or so b/p since EGSC, it seems rather upsetting knowing that there are no more badges left to obtain.

I guess your right. Still, gaps kinda piss me off when I'm just beginning one. It's like a lifetime away until I jump it.


I really hope there are more b/p badges when the new layout comes around.

I hope so as well but for some reason, I doubt it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 05:03:45


At 2/16/07 01:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Lol, has anyone seen this flash. Do any of you actually believe it?

Its so unbelievable it makes me laugh. KK leaving? NOT LIKELY!

*Salutes

Well while it was a nice thought to think that the KK had finally given up they havent. Link to the somewhat predictably crap submission. We can still dream.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 05:30:07


At 2/15/07 07:17 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I thought you did play games once in a while. I've heard you've played God of War, but I haven't heard you say you have played other games. What genre of games do you basically like? I'm assuming from God of War, you must like action/adventure games. I can't imagine you playing RPG games though, because if you are like me, you'll sooner or later lose interest on the game. :)

I like some games, I like roaming games, like GTA and the likes. I like fighting games (surprise) and I like adventure/action stuff. I played some RPG's, I played Diablo 2 for a while, but I got tired of it, I
Just can't be arsed to level up for entire days just to fight some giant ass bastard.

At 2/16/07 01:03 AM, Hemlok wrote: Hey guys, just reach Elite Guard General. Just one gap away to Elite Guard Supreme Commander. A very long gap... 4,500 points to rank up is a lot. Still, it will be so much sweeter once I get the task done.

Congratulations, it was in that rank when I made my best pace ever. Of course with mine, came a huge ass story to celebrate it, but that's your choice.

Jealous Sentio? Jealous?

Ohhh, you gonna get your ass whooped :-P

At 2/16/07 01:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Lol, OMG you are so....... FUCKING funny!

I'm not THAT funny, but thanks for the ego boost.

Evil, Evil man!

You like me...You really like me.

At 2/16/07 02:24 AM, DukeOfMuffins wrote: Yeah, let's go with that. >_>

Awww shucks. You can't shovel graves with the GTA shovel, that's no fun...

Don't enjoy yourself too much.

Needs more blood and guts, you don't shoot a minigun at someone and see him whole, you just don't.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 08:29:23


Haven't posted here in a while and that is because i really didn't know what to post about but i just thought of something now. So I guess i should make EGMS sunday or monday or maybe sooner? I really want a high voting power so i could use it to get rid of shitty flash movies from the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 10:20:14


At 2/16/07 05:30 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/16/07 01:30 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Lol, OMG you are so....... FUCKING funny!
I'm not THAT funny, but thanks for the ego boost.

No probs. What I said before was a qoute I stole from family guy. Just found a way to use it in context I guess. And let me guess, You hate family guy dont you. I can just tell.

Evil, Evil man!
You like me...You really like me.

Lets be clear, I only like you as a friend (also stolen from family guy). OMG what am I becoming!

At 2/16/07 08:29 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Haven't posted here in a while and that is because i really didn't know what to post about but i just thought of something now. So I guess i should make EGMS sunday or monday or maybe sooner? I really want a high voting power so i could use it to get rid of shitty flash movies from the portal.

Thats ok, sometimes it is hard to think of something to post about. Elite Guard Sergeant First Class is a cool sounding rank. Its basically the longest b/p name rank so you sound cooler when you say it! Good luck with your VP going up, I doubt you will be able to blam shitty entries with the change though. It isnt significant enough, but I like your thinking!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 11:36:41


At 2/16/07 10:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote: No probs. What I said before was a qoute I stole from family guy. Just found a way to use it in context I guess. And let me guess, You hate family guy dont you. I can just tell.

I like that show, I mean, I liked it for as long as they showed it here, now no one's shows it here which blows. But I did like it, who can't like it, it's family fun :-P

Lets be clear, I only like you as a friend (also stolen from family guy). OMG what am I becoming!

A thief! (Points finger)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 12:49:40


At 2/16/07 03:09 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Thanks on the congrats. I guess it's time to tell you. I have a whole week off of school starting monday and I'm taking a few days off to Lkae Tahoe to snowboard. So there will be no B/P for me for about 4-5 days. Wishful thinking? I think not... Good job on taking over Dave.

I'd start to celebrate, but I'm probably going to be spending a few days in Boston in a couple of weeks, so you'll be catching it right back up again. Damn work gets in the way of everything :(. Have a good time on your little trip- I really ought to get my ass up into the mountains and go skiing or something, as I'm so close to them. Never seem to have the time. I've never actually been before, so would be fun.

Plus I should never have let Dave get back past me- I was ahead of him in the last 300+ update, but a slow pace at the weekend let him take it back. I'm going to have to be careful not to let him get past me again in future.

Good job. Another 1,000 points down on a never ending retirement.

It really does start to mean nothing after a while- I've got so many points already that another 1000 is distinctly unimpressive. At least I'm getting closer to EGSC though- I may well slow down once I get there, unless of course I'm still behind you :)

I guess your right. Still, gaps kinda piss me off when I'm just beginning one. It's like a lifetime away until I jump it.

Indeed- there is nothing more depressing than seeing a big gap ahead of you and knowing it will be weeks before you cross it. Just think of the glory that awaits on the other side though :)

I really hope there are more b/p badges when the new layout comes around.

I'm not sure if I do or not. My plan to get to EGSC mid April could coincide exactly with the redesign (what with delays and all), and I will be annoyed if I get to EGSC just to see another load of ranks spring up ahead of me. At the same time it would be nice to have something to keep aiming for- I'd just like a bit of time to be at the top :). What I would like is some redesigning of the badges- keep the same names, but make them a bit more interesting. That would be cool.

I see lots of discussion on games that people enjoy- I'm still addicted to ET, and am trying to get back into online AvP2. On the PC I'm very much a fan of shooters (as I'm sure you can tell), but I am a diehard Nintendo fan otherwise- nothing beats Zelda, and nothing ever will :).

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 17:04:02


At 2/16/07 10:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 2/16/07 08:29 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Haven't posted here in a while and that is because i really didn't know what to post about but i just thought of something now. So I guess i should make EGMS sunday or monday or maybe sooner? I really want a high voting power so i could use it to get rid of shitty flash movies from the portal.
Thats ok, sometimes it is hard to think of something to post about. Elite Guard Sergeant First Class is a cool sounding rank. Its basically the longest b/p name rank so you sound cooler when you say it! Good luck with your VP going up, I doubt you will be able to blam shitty entries with the change though. It isnt significant enough, but I like your thinking!

Woops i mean EGSFC. I guess i really wanted a high voting power that i just said crazy things.

Thanks Sterockicy for your comforting words. You like my thinking? Well thanks man!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 17:18:50


At 2/16/07 11:36 AM, Phantom wrote:
I like that show, I mean, I liked it for as long as they showed it here, now no one's shows it here which blows. But I did like it, who can't like it, it's family fun :-P

Really! Its a shame they dont play it in the 5th circle of hell. :-) I have season 5 on DVD and they are only playing season 4 on TV and like season 2 on Cable. Bloody foxtel is so far behind in everything, whats the point of paying $80 bucks a month for shit that was on TV 3 years ago.

GRRRRRRRR!! >:-(

Lets be clear, I only like you as a friend (also stolen from family guy). OMG what am I becoming!
A thief! (Points finger)

Ahh its that monkey that lives in Chris's bedroom! Lol!

At 2/16/07 05:04 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Woops i mean EGSFC. I guess i really wanted a high voting power that i just said crazy things.

Getting a bit carried away were you? If you were going to be Master Sergeant I would have been amazed by your pace and slightly scared that you would catch and pass me.

Thanks Sterockicy for your comforting words. You like my thinking? Well thanks man!

No problems!

Did anyone see that -deleted- movie in the portal just before? I was getting very very anxious to see if that was going to pass. It was the greatest moment when I saw that it had red around it. If that had of passed judgement I would have left b/ping forever!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 19:14:25


At 2/16/07 05:30 AM, Phantom wrote:
Just can't be arsed to level up for entire days just to fight some giant ass bastard.

Exactly. Pretty frustrating, isn't it?

Congratulations, it was in that rank when I made my best pace ever. Of course with mine, came a huge ass story to celebrate it, but that's your choice.

I wonder what'll I do when I reach that position? Hemlok is going to celebrate by having a vacation (It isn't such a nice thing for him B/P Points wise but for Sentio it is! :D) You wrote a story, and uhh, I don't know what I'll do. Just be sure to bring the booze guys. I'm sure Sention will. :D LittleWashu covers the Stripers, and uhh, SlashFIrestorm covers... oh wait, he's dead. Nevermind. :)

Ohhh, you gonna get your ass whooped :-P

Hey, let's have a bet. Dips on me. I'll pass both of them in a week. No shit. I'm serious. Dead serious. As a matterof fact----

*PenguinLink gets smacked by Phantom. "Shut the hell up" he says.*

Awww shucks. You can't shovel graves with the GTA shovel, that's no fun...

Speaking of videogames, Phantom, if I were to compare you to a character from a videogame, the most suitable character I resemble you to is Kratos from God of War. Dunno, maybe it's his anger and his ability of never being afraid of anything or anyone.

At 2/16/07 02:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
TADAA!
How awesome is my crew going to be fellas!

That is a piece of art, Sterockicy. There is no doubt in my mind that your crew is going to be very successful. :)

At 2/16/07 02:24 AM, DukeOfMuffins wrote:
Yep. And this time, it's for good.
Seriously.

It better be, Mr. DukeOfMuffins. >:(

At 2/16/07 08:29 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
So I guess i should make EGMS sunday or monday or maybe sooner?

Keep up the great work and you'll have the next badge in your profile in no time. :)

At 2/16/07 11:36 AM, Phantom wrote:
I like that show, I mean, I liked it for as long as they showed it here, now no one's shows it here which blows. But I did like it, who can't like it, it's family fun :-P

You watch television? Wow! (Kidding)

Yeah, Family Guy is indeed pretty funny. It's too bad it doesn't get broadcasted where you live anymore though.

A thief! (Points finger)

He has stolen many things from me. To make a long story short, I got them back quickly and efficiently. (Except for a chocolate chip cookie, he begged me for it so much when I got it back that I just had to give it back to the poor fella.)

At 2/16/07 12:49 PM, Sentio wrote:
but I am a diehard Nintendo fan otherwise- nothing beats Zelda, and nothing ever will :).

You sir, just summed up what the word "Videogame" means. :)

*salutes*

*Salutes*

At 2/16/07 05:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Did anyone see that -deleted- movie in the portal just before? I was getting very very anxious to see if that was going to pass. It was the greatest moment when I saw that it had red around it. If that had of passed judgement I would have left b/ping forever!

Aww, man. It should have passed. Haha, kidding man. I never got to see it though. (I was busy chasing that fly from yesterday)

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

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At 2/16/07 07:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 2/16/07 02:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
TADAA!
How awesome is my crew going to be fellas!
That is a piece of art, Sterockicy. There is no doubt in my mind that your crew is going to be very successful. :)

Oh I know, How awesome was that flash. It took me 5 minutes and with mass voting on my side could get a 3+ score. All I need is some crew members!

Anyone wanna join, You must show us a flash sort of like mine!

At 2/16/07 11:36 AM, Phantom wrote:
I like that show, I mean, I liked it for as long as they showed it here, now no one's shows it here which blows. But I did like it, who can't like it, it's family fun :-P
You watch television? Wow! (Kidding)
Yeah, Family Guy is indeed pretty funny. It's too bad it doesn't get broadcasted where you live anymore though.

Yeah, that truly is a shame. You could always just by the latest season on DVD. I seriously have watched like every episode 5 times. I even watched it with commentary by the crew. Extremely funny series season 5 is!

A thief! (Points finger)
He has stolen many things from me. To make a long story short, I got them back quickly and efficiently. (Except for a chocolate chip cookie, he begged me for it so much when I got it back that I just had to give it back to the poor fella.)

Leave me alone, I have needs ok!

At 2/16/07 05:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Did anyone see that -deleted- movie in the portal just before? I was getting very very anxious to see if that was going to pass. It was the greatest moment when I saw that it had red around it. If that had of passed judgement I would have left b/ping forever!
Aww, man. It should have passed. Haha, kidding man. I never got to see it though. (I was busy chasing that fly from yesterday)

WHAT!!!!! oh ok then. Well to sum it up, It was about 2 pixels high and 800 pixels long. It was 10mg and didnt display anything. Even if it had something to display when its only 2 pixels high its almost impossible to see anything.

*Salutes*
*Salutes*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 21:55:13


DOUBLE POST!

Malicious entry!

It auto spawns print windows!

lol, its because that -deleted- entry was blammed. They have resubmitted a malicious entry in rage!

Happy flagging!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-16 23:39:32


Well, leaving to Lake Tahoe tonight. Enjoy your chance to catch up Sentio! Take care everyone. I will be back at monday or tuesday. Don't have time to look at your recent posts. C-ya all later!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-17 00:11:57


At 2/16/07 09:55 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Happy flagging!

I missed it... :(

At 2/16/07 11:39 PM, Hemlok wrote:
Well, leaving to Lake Tahoe tonight. Enjoy your chance to catch up Sentio! Take care everyone. I will be back at monday or tuesday. Don't have time to look at your recent posts. C-ya all later!

Have a good time on your trip, Hemlok! Once you get back, you better start working as hard as you were right now, so enjoy you break! :)

*Salutes*

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At 2/16/07 05:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Really! Its a shame they dont play it in the 5th circle of hell. :-)

Or in Israel. >_>

I have season 5 on DVD and they are only playing season 4 on TV and like season 2 on Cable. Bloody foxtel is so far behind in everything, whats the point of paying $80 bucks a month for shit that was on TV 3 years ago.

I'm not paying for Family guy, I mean it is nice, but I'm not paying extra for it. At best, I'll download.

GRRRRRRRR!! >:-(

Are you growling at me? Because I don't see any one else here so you must be growling at me.

Ahh its that monkey that lives in Chris's bedroom! Lol!

Yeah, sure he is vicious enough.

At 2/16/07 07:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Exactly. Pretty frustrating, isn't it?

And all the petty little items that you don't even know what to do with, I mean I lost some important box in Diablo 2 some where and it was just gone after that, you know, the box you stuff with an eye, heart and some medallion...To bring back to the land of the living...Sher, or something like that.

I wonder what'll I do when I reach that position? Hemlok is going to celebrate by having a vacation (It isn't such a nice thing for him B/P Points wise but for Sentio it is! :D) You wrote a story, and uhh, I don't know what I'll do. Just be sure to bring the booze guys. I'm sure Sention will. :D LittleWashu covers the Stripers, and uhh, SlashFIrestorm covers... oh wait, he's dead. Nevermind. :)

I think you should drink your ass off as celebration, it sounds perfect to me.

*PenguinLink gets smacked by Phantom. "Shut the hell up" he says.*

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Speaking of videogames, Phantom, if I were to compare you to a character from a videogame, the most suitable character I resemble you to is Kratos from God of War. Dunno, maybe it's his anger and his ability of never being afraid of anything or anyone.

Or maybe because I founded the NG fan club for it and completed it a dozen times...<_<
But yeah, I do love that game and Kratos too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-17 02:38:20


At 2/17/07 02:09 AM, Phantom wrote:
Or in Israel. >_>

Or here, in the Barracks. The last time I saw a Television here was on our shack outside. You know the shack I'm talking about? It's that shack where we store all our unfixed items. Oh well, I guess I'll have to miss another episode of Teletubbies. Darn it, and it was getting good too. Tinky Winky was going to propose to Lala, but then Po came out and shouted "Rejection!" Of course, in their retarded voices and uh, yeah. Daisy then ran up a hill and was carrying a machine gun and yelled "Say hello to my little friend" Al Pacino then came out and yelled "Hey, that's my line, you bastard!" Al Pacino then took out an AK-47 and shot at Daisy. But Diasy wasn't so dumb so "it" (I have no damn idea what the hell that thing is) it started to fly and it "whooshed" across the sky. Spotting flying bunnies and occasionly greeting them along the way. It flew over rainbows and occasionly spotted lions with wings roaring at flying cats in some clouds. It whoosed across the ocean and the mountains. It whoosed and it got smashed onto a building. Oh, what a pity. Later that day, Tinky Winky and Lala got married. But infortunately an asteroid fell downward towards Teletubby land and they all died. The End

Why in the hell did I take my time to write out this bullshit? I must be very tired indeed. :(

Yeah, sure he is vicious enough.

You mean Bob? The flying monkey?

*PenguinLink gets smacked by Phantom. "Shut the hell up" he says.*
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Yes you could "Phantom get's his chainsaw..." Oh wait, never mind. :)

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ug god i'm finally back to normal, and with decent b/p'ing and whatnots :P

so how is everyone? haven't been here in a while :0

salutes in his pants :

gimme a facial and make me a cupcake, braj.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-17 02:41:19


dammit, wrong account, was trying to raise muffin's whistle level :X

stops saluting in his pants :

:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-17 02:44:37


At 2/17/07 02:38 AM, Muffin wrote: ug god i'm finally back to normal, and with decent b/p'ing and whatnots :P
so how is everyone? haven't been here in a while :0

Why hello there, Muffin. No time no see indeed. Say, what has happened to BlueHippo? I haven't seen him around here lately. Don't tell me you ate him, or did you? Oh you bad, bad muffin! >:(

salutes in his pants :

Wait, how can you do that?

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At 2/17/07 02:44 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
salutes in his pants :
Wait, how can you do that?

#1: It's easy. First, you need to get a boner and second, use it like if you were saluting someone. You should try it. ;)
#2: I'm so slow ever since the Flash Portal blams flashes quicker. >:(


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At 2/17/07 02:38 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Why in the hell did I take my time to write out this bullshit? I must be very tired indeed. :(

I can see it now, you suggesting that episode to their network, they stare at you with open eyes, then whisper "security"...

You mean Bob? The flying monkey?

No, Robert, the evil man eating ape.

Yes you could "Phantom get's his chainsaw..." Oh wait, never mind. :)

Chain saw's get stuck on soft tissues so often... I think a good old fashioned Katana or a bone nibbler...Yeah, bone nibbler, the prostate examination device.


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At 2/17/07 02:50 AM, Seamonky wrote: #1: It's easy. First, you need to get a boner and second, use it like if you were saluting someone. You should try it. ;)

Why do I get the feeling you're lying? 0_0

#2: I'm so slow ever since the Flash Portal blams flashes quicker. >:(

Wait, the Flash Portal doesn't blam anything. Us hard-working B/Pers are what do the job. :D

You know what? This not sleeping in 20 hours is seriously getting into my head. I guess I should head up to my bunk now before I write out another chessy story about how Barney became friends with Michael Jackson. And believe me, you don't want to here that one.

*Salutes with his eyes closed, and then falls asleep, still standing*

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Sorry for the double post, but I just can't leave without responding to your post, Phantom. :)

At 2/17/07 02:50 AM, Phantom wrote:
I can see it now, you suggesting that episode to their network, they stare at you with open eyes, then whisper "security"...

*PenguinLink get's kicked out of the building. He yells "Oh yeah!? Wait until you hear when Barney becomes best friend with Michael Jackson! Punks!*

No, Robert, the evil man eating ape.

I thought Robert was dead. Or is he? Do you have him chained up somewhere?

Chain saw's get stuck on soft tissues so often... I think a good old fashioned Katana or a bone nibbler...Yeah, bone nibbler, the prostate examination device.

You're a professional when it comes to torturing people. :) Care to give me some of your tips? :)

*Salutes, but then this time he heads up to his bunk. He falls asleep, and then suffers from nightmares consisting of Teletubbies, Barney, Flying bunnies, Robert and Bob, Muffins eating BlueHippos, chainsaws, Prostate examinations, Katanas, Phantom smacking him, flying lions, the random appearance of Seamonky, and getting beaten up by security guards*

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At 2/17/07 03:12 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *PenguinLink get's kicked out of the building. He yells "Oh yeah!? Wait until you hear when Barney becomes best friend with Michael Jackson! Punks!*

It's not easy being purple, maybe Michael can recommend a good color change surgeon.

I thought Robert was dead. Or is he? Do you have him chained up somewhere?

No comment. *howls of pain creep from basement* , Phantom looks back at the door and yells "Silence!" as the howl obeys and stops.

You're a professional when it comes to torturing people. :) Care to give me some of your tips? :)

Not quite now, just join my class in the University, torment for beginners, credit points are rewarded. A report analysis of one torture device is required. :-)

*Salutes, but then this time he heads up to his bunk. He falls asleep, and then suffers from nightmares consisting of...Everything.

Good night.


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At 2/17/07 04:34 AM, Phantom wrote: It's not easy being purple, maybe Michael can recommend a good color change surgeon.

Haha, true. Michael Jackson is an expert on color change surgeons, and maybe he'll help his poor friend out.

No comment. *howls of pain creep from basement* , Phantom looks back at the door and yells "Silence!" as the howl obeys and stops.

See? I knew he wasn't dead! What have you been giving him for food? Do we have any Roasted Carebears left, or did you eat them all? :)

Not quite now, just join my class in the University, torment for beginners, credit points are rewarded. A report analysis of one torture device is required. :-)

Nice. I think I'll join your class. And besides, credit points are always nice as well. What device do you recommend I should do my report analysis on, though? Any good ideas? :)

Good night.

*PenguinLink finally wakes up and sees Phantom watching Teletubbies on his portable television he doesn't share and he looks up at PenguinLink. PenguinLink runs out of the Barracks in terror waving his arms in the air. Phantom turns off the television and roars in laughter*

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At 2/16/07 05:30 AM, Phantom wrote: Awww shucks. You can't shovel graves with the GTA shovel, that's no fun...
Needs more blood and guts, you don't shoot a minigun at someone and see him whole, you just don't.

You bring up good points.

At 2/16/07 07:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote: It better be, Mr. DukeOfMuffins. >:(

It is. I'm officially too lazy to come up with more weird names.

At 2/16/07 09:55 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Happy flagging!

Why do I miss these a lot? :c

At 2/17/07 03:12 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *Salutes, but then this time he heads up to his bunk. He falls asleep, and then suffers from nightmares consisting of stuff*

You should limit the amount of time that you hang out with Phantom. But that's just me.

Muffins eating BlueHippos

I had nothing to do with this.

Nothing.

*Shifty eyes*


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At 2/17/07 12:57 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Haha, true. Michael Jackson is an expert on color change surgeons, and maybe he'll help his poor friend out.

He probably won't though, he'll just invite him over and let him touch his monkey.

See? I knew he wasn't dead! What have you been giving him for food? Do we have any Roasted Carebears left, or did you eat them all? :)

Erm...He's been gnawing at his own arm for 3 weeks now, is that the answer you wanted? And the bears are gone, they tasted great too.

Nice. I think I'll join your class. And besides, credit points are always nice as well. What device do you recommend I should do my report analysis on, though? Any good ideas? :)

Well, I teach advanced torment but I'll always recommend the classic Iron Maiden... :-)

*PenguinLink finally wakes up and sees Phantom watching Teletubbies on his portable television he doesn't share and he looks up at PenguinLink. PenguinLink runs out of the Barracks in terror waving his arms in the air. Phantom turns off the television and roars in laughter*

Muahahaha, that was a re-run...


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