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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 07:58:25


It has come to my attention that I am at war with some users. Look here and here. Two users (and I am not sure if there are more) have been attacking me about anything I do. I do not believe I have done anything wrong and I am really worried!

Please, Somebody give me some words of wisdom who has expieriance with these types of things. I am really feeling quite upset about this!

Its making it harder for me to be happy about my big achievement today!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 09:15:53


At 2/10/07 07:58 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Please, Somebody give me some words of wisdom who has expieriance with these types of things. I am really feeling quite upset about this!

It'll be a cold day in hell before I let an EGB member attend in a war I knew nothing of. Next time you hear a word from either of them, direct them to my AIM, I missed a good old fashioned battle.

Its making it harder for me to be happy about my big achievement today!

A decent fight would be an achievement on its own.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 09:22:50


At 2/10/07 07:58 AM, Sterockicy wrote: It has come to my attention that I am at war with some users. Look here and here. Two users (and I am not sure if there are more) have been attacking me about anything I do. I do not believe I have done anything wrong and I am really worried!

Please, Somebody give me some words of wisdom who has expieriance with these types of things. I am really feeling quite upset about this!

Its making it harder for me to be happy about my big achievement today!

-(

Yo don't worry man. Spy's alt is probably DrDickHead or it his friend. Idiots like that get no where in life and then make the whole NG BBS hate them. I would just send them spam and more spam or contact a mod to give them a lovely 30 day ban (your choice). If they send you pm's then just block them and thats it. If they attend to create alts you should contact wade or an experienced mod.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 14:00:42


At 2/9/07 10:04 PM, Sentio wrote:
I feel like a different person :)

You do seem like a different person. Ha, just kidding. :)

Well where's that congrats then? :P An early congrats to you on all your up coming achievements as well :)

You already acquired 24,000 B/P Points? My bad, I thought you were currentyly acquiring them. Sorry about that. In other words: Congratulations Sentio! 1,000 more until you have 25,000, and then from there on 5,000 more to become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! :D

In return I'll give you a few suggestions. 'State of Fear' by Michael Crichton is a book I have mentioned in a lot of posts recently, mainly because I enjoy debating about Global Warming. The book is a work of fiction, but provides real arguments and references against global warming, and is a damn good read to boot. A real eye opener, and I recommend it to anyone.
Another great scientific read is 'Genome' by Matt Ridley. It may be a bit heavy for some, but it tries to cater for a non scientific reader. It tells of many of the little quirks in the genetic code, and again gives plenty of eye openers about how the world really works.

These books look very interesting and I'll be sure to check them out sometime in the future. Thanks a lot for the recommendations. :)

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At 2/10/07 03:19 AM, Calintz wrote:
I think what you all have here is great. You seem to be doing a wonderful service to both the site and its users. I honestly appreciate all that you are both doing and looking to do in the future. I will make sure to try as hard as possible to be promoted through the ranks so I can someday join this club. Until then, I must get back to the portal. Keep up all the hard work everyone. Thanks again.

It's great to see users think this way. I like your attitude towards protecting the portal and I very much hope to see you in the Barracks soon. From until then, go out there and protect the portal! :D I appreciate your words and you will be most welcomed here once you obtain the requirement of 1,500 B/P Points. Good luck out there buddy! :)

At 2/10/07 07:58 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
It has come to my attention that I am at war with some users. Look here and here. Two users (and I am not sure if there are more) have been attacking me about anything I do. I do not believe I have done anything wrong and I am really worried!

Sterockicy, here is my advice. Don't pay any attention to them. They are not worthwhile to your time nor your effort. These individuals are just looking for ways to disturb you and make your life miserable. And it looks like they are achieving this goal. My advice is to not respond to their posts. When you respond to them, you are getting into their level of immaturity and their goal of disturbing you is getting achieved. Think of it as a Spam attack. If you respond to the spammers, they will continue posting and posting until he gets banned. But if nobody ever pays any attention to this fellow individual, he'll probably get bored and will deteriate from posting any spam. These people are only looking for attention, nothing else. If you were to just let them say whatever they feel like saying, they would just give up and leave. Just make sure that whatever they are saying, tell yourself it isn't true because you are doing a great job. Just leave them alone and they'll eventually quit bugging you. Keep doing your work as you would normally do and do not let these people make your life miserable or make you feel bad about yourself. You're doing a great job, so keep it up.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 14:26:56


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 14:33:48


At 2/10/07 02:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Got a new badge.

Yes, I noticed that. Congratulations! You also entered the list of the 51+ B/P ranks. Good job! But please refrain from posting so short comments and statements. If you're going to keep posting here in the future, please at least include two to three sentences in your posts and you'll be off fine. Short posts like these makes you look a bit tan unprofessional and please take my suggestion into consideration.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 16:57:33


Thankyou Phantom, DarkSoldier and PenguinLink for your support through this. I believe the matter has boiled down since last night.

I just recieved and email from DrDickHead saying sorry that he acted like a arse. I replied back asking a few questions to see if it is a legit apology or he is just pulling my leg.

On a happier note.

I just realised that I now have the 13th b/p badge. That means (badge wise) I am half way there!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:03:22


At 2/10/07 04:57 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Thankyou Phantom, DarkSoldier and PenguinLink for your support through this. I believe the matter has boiled down since last night.

Hey anytime. When you have a problem of some kind, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability in order to help you.

I just realised that I now have the 13th b/p badge. That means (badge wise) I am half way there!

Congratulations on becoming an Elite Guard Master Sergeant! :D I'm actually getting a bit scared by your pace now. I hope a meteor falls from the sky and destroys your computer in a matter of minutes. Ha, just kidding. :)

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:07:23


At 2/10/07 05:03 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 2/10/07 04:57 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Thankyou Phantom, DarkSoldier and PenguinLink for your support through this. I believe the matter has boiled down since last night.
Hey anytime. When you have a problem of some kind, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability in order to help you.

And I would do the same for you mate! I hope you know that.

I just realised that I now have the 13th b/p badge. That means (badge wise) I am half way there!
Congratulations on becoming an Elite Guard Master Sergeant! :D I'm actually getting a bit scared by your pace now. I hope a meteor falls from the sky and destroys your computer in a matter of minutes. Ha, just kidding. :)

Thanks, *Meteor plummets to earth and destroys my computer*. "Oh well, My house has two computers and I am actually using the slow one at the moment" *Gets on other computer with extreme quickness and b/p's even faster*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:34:30


yo everybody long time no posts I wanted to stop by and say hi!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:39:34


At 2/10/07 04:57 PM, Sterockicy wrote: I just recieved and email from DrDickHead saying sorry that he acted like a arse. I replied back asking a few questions to see if it is a legit apology or he is just pulling my leg.

Oh man, does that mean I won't get any fun? Oh well, I guess it will be another time and place before I get to fight again.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:41:53


At 2/10/07 05:39 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/10/07 04:57 PM, Sterockicy wrote: I just recieved and email from DrDickHead saying sorry that he acted like a arse. I replied back asking a few questions to see if it is a legit apology or he is just pulling my leg.
Oh man, does that mean I won't get any fun? Oh well, I guess it will be another time and place before I get to fight again.

That ought to hurt you very much.
So I'm having guests over for dinner well a friend of mine thats works in my school. I always torture his life.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 17:44:23


At 2/10/07 05:39 PM, Phantom wrote: Oh man, does that mean I won't get any fun? Oh well, I guess it will be another time and place before I get to fight again.

whats up Phantom?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 19:36:47


At 2/10/07 05:39 PM, Phantom wrote:
Oh man, does that mean I won't get any fun? Oh well, I guess it will be another time and place before I get to fight again.

He hasent PM'd me back yet so you still may get the fight you want. If he still wants a fight, I would love to join in. Over the last few hours of thinking about this I have realised that I am not going to be loved by everyone. Therefore I plan on giving him absolute hell. I will PM you if I feel like a fight is needed and we will come up with an evil plan to totally wreck that son of a bitch.

Plus, there is still the matter of Spy who was also flamming me. I am feeling the urge to kick that guys arse too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 21:01:01


At 2/10/07 07:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: He hasent PM'd me back yet so you still may get the fight you want. If he still wants a fight, I would love to join in. Over the last few hours of thinking about this I have realised that I am not going to be loved by everyone. Therefore I plan on giving him absolute hell. I will PM you if I feel like a fight is needed and we will come up with an evil plan to totally wreck that son of a bitch.

Sterockicy, it looks like you didn't take my advice into much consideration, did you? Why do you want to give this user hell, if that's what he wants. By responding to him and talking back to him, you are only making the matter worse and encouraging the situation to persist more than it should. Talking back and giving him hell, to me, seems pointless because you're only making the matter worse. If I was in your situation, I would block the user, I wouldn't pay any attention to the posts he makes about me, and I would leave him alone. Easy as that. It seems intriguing to me that you still believe giving him hell and talking back will solve the situation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 21:54:56


At 2/10/07 09:01 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Sterockicy, it looks like you didn't take my advice into much consideration, did you? Why do you want to give this user hell, if that's what he wants. By responding to him and talking back to him, you are only making the matter worse and encouraging the situation to persist more than it should. Talking back and giving him hell, to me, seems pointless because you're only making the matter worse. If I was in your situation, I would block the user, I wouldn't pay any attention to the posts he makes about me, and I would leave him alone. Easy as that. It seems intriguing to me that you still believe giving him hell and talking back will solve the situation.

I did take your post into consideration and I dont plan on doing anything to provoke the situation. I dont plan on posting threatening posts back at him. I know I posted once after he first posted something about me. The time was 2am and I was in quite a bad mood at the time. I am over that now and I dont plan on making the situation worse by posting. I was thinking of joining with Phantom and doing something that would teach him a lesson. But after your post I am not sure if that is a good idea. I know all about what to do in these situations as I have a sister who bosses my younger brother around daily. I observe how he reacts to situations like this and see what he does wrong.

Sorry PenguinLink!

Its time for me to do some hard thinking.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 22:17:47


At 2/10/07 09:54 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry PenguinLink!

You shouldn't be sorry for anything. :) I can understand the anger you had when the user posted something against you. Hey, maybe I would have reacted the same way. I'm glad you changed your mind and believe me, it will make matters much more easy from now on. Again, you don't have to be sorry and you especially shouldn't be apologizing to me in specific.

Its time for me to do some hard thinking.

What does this thinking consist of? Do you repent from killing Bob the other day? :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 22:48:15


God, can anyone solve this riddle? It's "go on, have a guess" It's in the flash Ultimate Riddle V2.0, the second part of it. I can't get past that one.

does anybody know

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-10 23:02:32


At 2/10/07 10:48 PM, HomerDough wrote: God, can anyone solve this riddle? It's "go on, have a guess" It's in the flash Ultimate Riddle V2.0, the second part of it. I can't get past that one.
does anybody know

I would help but i suck at riddles so I'll just stick in my little corner as usaully (you know me).
So after a long boring day of having guests over i finally am back on my comp from my hockey lessons.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 00:22:59


At 2/10/07 05:44 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: whats up Phantom?

What's up is that you better not make short crappy ass posts like that again.

At 2/10/07 07:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Plus, there is still the matter of Spy who was also flamming me. I am feeling the urge to kick that guys arse too.

They are probably one and the same really.

At 2/10/07 10:17 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You shouldn't be sorry for anything. :)

You evil being, who dares discourage a warrior from battle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 01:25:50


i challenge MetalDart to a race to get to EGSC.

Current Challenges:
CaptainPeepers - 10,000 posts
dave - A Duel
Saturday - a game of shut the fuck up
BonusStage - a game of fuck the up shut
and now... MetalDart - EGSC

let the games begin gentlemen.

also, hi

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 01:43:14


At 2/10/07 07:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Plus, there is still the matter of Spy who was also flamming me. I am feeling the urge to kick that guys arse too.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were both the same person. Just block them and everything should be fine.

At 2/10/07 10:48 PM, HomerDough wrote: God, can anyone solve this riddle?

I'm afraid not. Normally, I'm good at riddles but these ones are surprisingly tough.

At 2/11/07 01:25 AM, MadCow wrote: Current Challenges:
CaptainPeepers - 10,000 posts

Any chance I can join in this?


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 01:47:27


At 2/11/07 01:25 AM, MadCow wrote: Current Challenges:
CaptainPeepers - 10,000 posts
Any chance I can join in this?

eh we'll have to pause actually.
So that Captain can catch up a little bit, to make it fairer ;o


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 02:00:39


At 2/11/07 12:22 AM, Phantom wrote:
What's up is that you better not make short crappy ass posts like that again.

Now that's what I call a great greeting from my buddy Phantom. :)

At 2/10/07 10:17 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
You evil being, who dares discourage a warrior from battle.

Hey, violence isn't quite my thing. If you want, once there is a fight or an argument between the members here in the barracks, by all means, I'll leave you guys to kill yourselves. In fact, I'll even bet on the best fighter for cying out loud. Violence isn't my thing. Hey look a bunny!

*PenguinLink grabs his trusty knife and chases the bunny. He finally catches him and he stabs the bunny in it's head. Blood splurges from it's head and blood is spraying everywhere. He then grabs his knife and pursues to cut his head. PenguinLink cuts the head, with soft, swift strokes, blood streaming down the neck, until the head is fully cut off. He puts the head aside and then continues to cut it's legs. He puts the carcass of the bunny in a straight position, and with a swift chop cuts two legs simultaneously. Puddles of blood form where the amputated legs used to be in the limbs of the bunny. He then does the same thing for the other two legs. He then pursues to do his favorite part of killing a bunny. He opens the bunny up, blood oozing from it's belly, and pulls out it's intestines. PenguinLink's hands are covered in blood. He takes out it's intestines and puts them in a bag. Because PenguinLink hates leaving bunnies like this, he chops the remaining bunny into big, chunky pieces, blood squirting up with every chop. He then takes the pieces and puts them in the bag as well. These will be a perfect snack for Phantom, he says. PenguinLink goes back to the Barracks and gives Phantom the intestines. Phantom snatches the bunny intestines from his hand and starts slurping away. *

At 2/11/07 01:25 AM, MadCow wrote: also, hi

Why hello there. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 04:13:08


Tiem fro anthor Sotlen Falsh rerpot:

both of thesee
[1, 2]
(the seocnd one may crahs yuri cmoputer becuase of unresponsve script!) aer stolen from here.

yuo konw teh drlil!!1

Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 13:36:30


At 2/11/07 04:13 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: Tiem fro anthor Sotlen Falsh rerpot:
both of thesee
[1, 2]
(the seocnd one may crahs yuri cmoputer becuase of unresponsve script!) aer stolen from here.
yuo konw teh drlil!!1

I was having some difficulty understanding your post there. But thanks for the good-willed intention, although I missed it. :(

In another note, I became an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant just now. Quite proud of it must I say. :D

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 14:35:53


At 2/11/07 01:36 PM, PenguinLink wrote: In another note, I became an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant just now. Quite proud of it must I say. :D

Congratulations on your new badge. I remember the times when I had that badge, the best is still ahead.

*Salutes*

* Salutes with a lazy gesture and a "fuck you" *


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 15:12:23


At 2/11/07 01:36 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 2/11/07 04:13 AM, ArtDanVal wrote: Tiem fro anthor Sotlen Falsh rerpot:
both of thesee
[1, 2]
(the seocnd one may crahs yuri cmoputer becuase of unresponsve script!) aer stolen from here.
yuo konw teh drlil!!1
I was having some difficulty understanding your post there. But thanks for the good-willed intention, although I missed it. :(

In another note, I became an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant just now. Quite proud of it must I say. :D

It feels like it took you 1 day to get a new badge and it took me 1 month to get one. Ah well can't be a total asshole when someone levels up! Congratulations Penguin!

*Salutes*
^Salutes^ to you to!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-11 16:42:33


At 2/11/07 02:35 PM, Phantom wrote:
Congratulations on your new badge. I remember the times when I had that badge, the best is still ahead.

Thanks. Yes, the following badges that come after the one I have surely look great.

* Salutes with a lazy gesture and a "fuck you" *

*Salutes with an happy gesture and a "Thank You" *

At 2/11/07 03:12 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
It feels like it took you 1 day to get a new badge and it took me 1 month to get one. Ah well can't be a total asshole when someone levels up! Congratulations Penguin!

Thanks. Ha, actually it took me some good two to three weeks at the least to acquire this badge. You're doing great, don't worry. You'll have your next badge in a matter of days if you really work hard at it. :)

^Salutes^ to you to!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-12 01:09:00


At 2/11/07 04:42 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
* Salutes with a lazy gesture and a "fuck you" *
*Salutes with an happy gesture and a "Thank You" *

*Salutes with a weird look and a "What the?"*

At 2/11/07 03:12 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
It feels like it took you 1 day to get a new badge and it took me 1 month to get one. Ah well can't be a total asshole when someone levels up! Congratulations Penguin!
Thanks. Ha, actually it took me some good two to three weeks at the least to acquire this badge. You're doing great, don't worry. You'll have your next badge in a matter of days if you really work hard at it. :)

Its funny you say that DarkSoldier because it also appears to me that PenguinLink is always leveling up. Even though I have made like 200+ points more than him since the last update.

Lol, I am slowly catching you PenguinLink! MWAHAHAHA!

^Salutes^ to you to!
*Salutes*

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