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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:57:20


At 1/12/06 12:36 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Another day has passed and before class starts I have a free hour to rest in the portal...
Not much more to say... But I was wondering about the avatars in the forums... Maybe we all should post our real ranks to make it easier to know who is higher or lower than you in rank. Some do it and I was wondering about it... The free picture? Level icon? Or rank?

I have an idea, sir. As long as your rank is SOMEWHERE it will be okay. I would ask all members to put your rank info in one of the following places:

- Avatar
- Signature Text
- Signature Picture

That way, we will be able to see one way or another.

At 1/12/06 12:43 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant reporting in if you check i have been on NG for some time now recently i just returned from not doning ne thing on NG for like a year. I would like to get back into things and here maybe i can start.

I see SOME Sergeant First Class beat me to it... :-)

Anyway, welcome back to Newgrounds, Staff Sergeant! I, as the Chief Barracks Officer here would like to welcome you to the Barracks. I would also ask you to check out the Barracks Forums (see sig for pic) as well. Thanks for joining our ranks, Staff Sergeant! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 01:08:41


At 1/12/06 12:43 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant reporting in if you check i have been on NG for some time now recently i just returned from not doning ne thing on NG for like a year. I would like to get back into things and here maybe i can start.

Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks. Where odds are, every one is in a higher position than you. you've just passed the Barrack initiation ceremony.

I can't believe this time every one forgot our ceremony. Even you EagleRock * ties arm to table to avoid himself from saluting this time*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 01:11:09


At 1/12/06 01:08 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I can't believe this time every one forgot our ceremony. Even you EagleRock * ties arm to table to avoid himself from saluting this time*

Oh, I didn't forget, sir. I just didn't feel right posting it for some odd reason. I think you do it better when you do it, sir. Must have to do with that Mafia blood of yours...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 01:21:22


At 1/12/06 01:11 AM, EagleRock wrote: Oh, I didn't forget, sir. I just didn't feel right posting it for some odd reason. I think you do it better when you do it, sir. Must have to do with that Mafia blood of yours...

Ha ha... nice bail out. Well the cold ruthless life of a Capodecina had a lot to do with it actually... there are more Mafia members who might arrive here but most are in training in the NGPD.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 01:36:07


At 1/12/06 12:57 AM, EagleRock wrote:
I see SOME Sergeant First Class beat me to it... :-)

Heh...I was faster than you...

get used to it, sir! XD
I hope, anyway...

Something I meant to mention earlier but slipped my mind...that "Death to the Barney Bunch" flash by -Err0r and FlashClock...I wonder if he really does just genuinely hate them, or if he's trying to hide him being the one to submit those malicious BB flashes. Seems that once he was getting accused of it, they stopped coming. Coincidence? Maybe. BB ploy to take blame off of them? Wouldn't put it past them. But eh, I'm sure that if there was any concrete proof -Err0r was behind it, he'd be banned. For now...I'll just keep an eye out for any more malicious stuff.
Well, back to the portal! Good hunting! (again!) :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 04:06:37


I shall sign out now for the night,i did pretty good with 85 b/p for the day,i had some time tooken off early,see you in the morning soldiers.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 04:06:38


At 1/11/06 12:04 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I wouldn't call no UJ flash once I've voted on all the UJ entries. When there's absolutely no flashes UJ on the portal, then I would say there's no UJ flashes.

Why? When you've voted on a UJ flash, there's nothing more you can do to influence it's fate (legally, that is) unless it's whistlable, in which case you blow the whistle on it.

Anyway, it looks like a quiet day. Only 5 flashes are UJ and it doesn't look like too many more will be coming in before lunch. I'll see you all at the portal then...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 07:38:33


At 1/11/06 10:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 1/11/06 10:45 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend
Congratulations, Police Captain! Just a bit more and we'll have a new Barracks member! ^_^
Be sure to change your sig pic, now, to reflect your new rank! lol :salute:

Of course, but I myself didn't actually make my sig, someone at the ngpd made it for me. So I need someone to change it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 08:06:43


At 1/11/06 05:57 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:46 PM, EagleRock wrote: I really wish the Portal would just speed up!
Yeah, but that is itself a double edged sword, as it usually means more low-quality submissions. Personally, Im laughing at the one called "Death to Barneybunch". Its a not-too bad parody...not great, but not bad.

I saw that submission. Your description of it is quite accurate. Not good; not bad.

However, someone submitting something like that truely is feeding the flames. They want attention, they just got attention, and now the odds of Drew Day being cancelled are drastically reduced.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 08:11:03


End of day report for January 11th, 2006:

School buses were cancelled for me yesterday, so I had all day to rack up points! Unfortunately, wouldn't you know it, The Portal was UNGODLY slow! Despite that, however, I did manage to gain about 75 points, which is the highest I;ve gotten since the New Year. I am now A little more than 150 points away from EGC!

*General Salute*

As well, congrats to Rslegend on attaining the rank of Police Captain! I hope to see you in the barracks full-time very soon!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 08:26:03


At 1/12/06 08:11 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: A little more than 150 points away from EGC!

A little hint for you here, private 1st Class. The abbreviation EGC can be used for three ranks (Corporal, Captain and Colonel) I'd use the military abbreviations (Cpl, Cpt and Cnl) in these cases.

Like the Germans, I am a stickler for efficiencey!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 08:55:07


At 1/12/06 08:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: A little hint for you here, private 1st Class. The abbreviation EGC can be used for three ranks (Corporal, Captain and Colonel) I'd use the military abbreviations (Cpl, Cpt and Cnl) in these cases.

As far as ive seen, the abbreviation for Colonel is actually Col. ...but who says NG cant be different?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 08:57:10


At 1/12/06 08:55 AM, K-Pingu wrote: As far as ive seen, the abbreviation for Colonel is actually Col. ...but who says NG cant be different?

Well spotted, I knew mine didn't look right, but I couldn't think for the life of me how it was supposed to look.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 10:49:53



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 11:02:12


At 1/12/06 10:49 AM, nimmer wrote: STOLEN ALERT

Thank you sir *salutes* but with all due respect, since it's been flagged, we can't do anything about it...

Although we can keep our eyes open for re-submission of the same stolen flash (though that would be really retarded)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 11:04:56


Well, I didn't gain much B/P last night, but I don't usually B/P a lot on Wednesdays anyway. However, I did at least get myself 6000 saves. :)

At 1/11/06 04:44 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: maybe somone gave it to him...

Oh wait, I remember a screenshot of myself taken when I was a level 10 with 500 posts. The only screenshot of me I don't have is myself as a level 9.

At 1/12/06 12:29 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Well, okay. It's not very active right now, but it isn't so bad for a time like this. A few more flashes would be good.

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At 1/12/06 11:04 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Well, I didn't gain much B/P last night, but I don't usually B/P a lot on Wednesdays anyway. However, I did at least get myself 6000 saves. :)

Congratulations. You now have less than 1,000 saves, to equal my TOTAL B/P rating.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 12:34:45


DEFCON Update:

At this point, the daytime Portal speed has not really changed since last night. The Portal is constantly stagnant, which is keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 4. While I had apprehension towards DEFCON 5 (due to the ongoing threats of the Portal), I may have to go that far to recognize the slump we are in. Keep posted to see DEFCON updates.

At 1/12/06 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/11/06 12:04 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: I wouldn't call no UJ flash once I've voted on all the UJ entries. When there's absolutely no flashes UJ on the portal, then I would say there's no UJ flashes.
Why? When you've voted on a UJ flash, there's nothing more you can do to influence it's fate (legally, that is) unless it's whistlable, in which case you blow the whistle on it.

Well, he does have a point, Sergeant Major. Just because they have already have been voted upon by you doesn't meant they're not under judgement. They are potential points for you and new flash for people to vote on that come onto the Portal. It's fair to say that there haven't been any NEW UJ flash, but not that there isn't any at all.

At 1/12/06 08:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: A little hint for you here, private 1st Class. The abbreviation EGC can be used for three ranks (Corporal, Captain and Colonel) I'd use the military abbreviations (Cpl, Cpt and Cnl) in these cases.

I was thinking that myself. That's why I looked at it funny for a second...

At 1/12/06 11:02 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/12/06 10:49 AM, nimmer wrote: STOLEN ALERT
Thank you sir *salutes* but with all due respect, since it's been flagged, we can't do anything about it...

Although we can keep our eyes open for re-submission of the same stolen flash (though that would be really retarded)

Even still, it's nice to know our Portal Violations Officer is still at work! Too bad I voted 5 on it and didn't realize it was stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 15:14:06


At 1/12/06 12:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Hmm, it did get quite active before. There were seven new flashes for me to vote on (possibly 10 UJ flashes at once), but that might've been I didn't concentrate it for 5 minutes. Still, I see the portal a little more active.

Even still, it's nice to know our Portal Violations Officer is still at work! Too bad I voted 5 on it and didn't realize it was stolen.

Yeah, I hate that. I vote high on a flash and didn't realise it was stolen until I found out it was. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 15:37:19


wow i been out of NG so long i cant keep up haha i get like 20-50 b/p a day if that i remeber the days i use to get 100+ a day

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At 1/12/06 03:37 PM, UnKnownSoul wrote: wow i been out of NG so long i cant keep up haha i get like 20-50 b/p a day if that i remeber the days i use to get 100+ a day

i only get about 30-40 b/p points a day too, but i only go on the' computer 2 hours a day because of school and some other stuff :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 15:42:17


DEFCON Update:

FINALLY the Portal has increased its rate of speed to something more indicative of DEFCON 3. For that, the DEFCON has been raised from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3. Hopefully this will be an ongoing trend and not a burst of flash.

At 1/12/06 03:14 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Hmm, it did get quite active before. There were seven new flashes for me to vote on (possibly 10 UJ flashes at once), but that might've been I didn't concentrate it for 5 minutes. Still, I see the portal a little more active.

Yeah well...it's just now showing a steady increase. I don't really take bursts of action into account when determining the DEFCON. The DEFCON takes into account the probability of things happening out of the normal level.

For instance, DEFCON 5 is a situation where NOTHING is expected to happen. It is truly peacetime. Therefore, it is very hard for me to move to DEFCON 5, as there are always threats on the Portal. However, if the UJ flash are minimal or nonexistant and there are no upcoming threats, it is applicable to the current Portal condition.

DEFCON 4 is similar, but takes into account the possibility of attacks that are either unexpected or unconfirmed attacks. An occasional surge of Portal activity or an occasional attack are normal in DEFCON 4.

DEFCON 3 represents more activity and/or a higher chance of attack. Steady Portal flow is expected or a higher chance of attack. A move to DEFCON 3 from DEFCON 4 would happen if the Portal speeds up or occasional but peristant attacks on the Portal happen.

DEFCON 2 indicates an unusually high level of activity or confirmed attacks. A day such as Dreg Day is an example of this, as it is an announced attack on the Portal which will comprimise security without heavy Elite Guard response. Also, if the Portal shows an unusually high rate, this shows a move to DEFCON 2 is necessary due to the high maintenance condition of the Portal.

DEFCON 1 is the ultimate level of action which is reserved for extreme attacks or Portal activities, such as Clock Day. The Portal is in a state of chaos that requires as much help as possible from everyone available. This is a rare Portal state just like DEFCON 5 and represents the opposite extreme.

As you can see, these level do indeed take the occasional lulls or attacks into account, which shows my delay in changing the DEFCON despite a shift in action. Since the DEFCON is a proactive system, I can delay movement from one level to another as these occasional shifts are taken into account. However, steady movement, like now, indicates a necessary change in the DEFCON.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 15:42:54


At 1/12/06 03:39 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: i only get about 30-40 b/p points a day too, but i only go on the' computer 2 hours a day because of school and some other stuff :P

I get around 20 - 50 B/P a day on the weekdays. Weekends, I usually gain around 80 - 100 B/P each weekend day. I spend almost 12 hours on both weekend days and around 5 hours on weekdays.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 15:49:09


I try hard for 50-100 on week days and 100+ on weekends. I just want to inform all of you of an entry long ago I found now by chance and got a good laugh out of. The insult generator .
I hope you all enjoy it as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 16:37:46


Welcome UnKnownSoul! Our newest member!

At 1/12/06 12:52 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I did something similar...I signed up, and didn't really do anything but lurk on Newgrounds for a year or so,

Im sure alot of NG members started out like that, I know I didnt even know how to deposit or get b/p until July 30th.

At 1/12/06 10:49 AM, nimmer wrote:
STOLEN ALERT

... I wasnt home at all today so I missed that. I hope they were whistled anyway nice of you to stop by again. = )

At 1/12/06 03:42 PM, EagleRock wrote:
DEFCON 5...
DEFCON 4...
DEFCON 3...
DEFCON 2 ...
DEFCON 1...

I like how you continually post this, it makes it easier for me to refer too.
I know when I visit an old club its annoying when I dont understand unique parts that each club has. Like the Ng Mafia and having to be voted on to become a member.

That took me awhile to understand and I had to specifically ask to finally figure it out.

...

Yes I know I already posted this on the EGB forums but I want as many opinions as possible and I just dont get that from the forums. = (

I dont want people to think that stats are #1 thing in the Barracks so I want some feedback if this order is better.

Anyway to make the numbers line up. I figured I would put the name at the end.
Example:

Rank|B/P|B/P Gained|B/P per Day|Name|

01.) 20,006 0436 086.0 Random1
02.) 09,675 0560 095.8 Random2
03.) 03,222 0553 094.1 Random3

All the digits are lined up

I saw gfoxcook used to do it this way when he was updateing the Top voting power list, long ago, so I thought it might work for us.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 16:39:13


Usually when the portal is slow, I manage to get at least 90 b/p points. I don't know whats happening. I'm losing my b/p ranks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 16:42:36


Bunch of kids who can't get laid.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 16:58:05


DEFCON Update:

Apparently, just to spite me, the Portal slowed down the second I moved to DEFCON 3. So, let's move back to DEFCON 4, shall we? I can play this game, too!

At 1/12/06 04:37 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/12/06 10:49 AM, nimmer wrote:
STOLEN ALERT
... I wasnt home at all today so I missed that. I hope they were whistled anyway nice of you to stop by again. = )

It was whistled, but I unfortunately voted 5 on it and never had a chance to blow the whistle myself, sir.

At 1/12/06 03:42 PM, EagleRock wrote:
DEFCON 5...
DEFCON 4...
DEFCON 3...
DEFCON 2 ...
DEFCON 1...
I like how you continually post this, it makes it easier for me to refer too.

Thanks, sir!

I know when I visit an old club its annoying when I dont understand unique parts that each club has. Like the Ng Mafia and having to be voted on to become a member.

That took me awhile to understand and I had to specifically ask to finally figure it out.

I find that I can explain it better if I keep rewriting it. I think it gets better every time I do so (in my opinion, that is).

Yes I know I already posted this on the EGB forums but I want as many opinions as possible and I just dont get that from the forums. = (

Of course, sir. I would ask everyone that is a member here to join, as there is vital information about the club that can only be obtained there.

Anyway to make the numbers line up. I figured I would put the name at the end.
Example:

Rank|B/P|B/P Gained|B/P per Day|Name|

01.) 20,006 0436 086.0 Random1
02.) 09,675 0560 095.8 Random2
03.) 03,222 0553 094.1 Random3

All the digits are lined up

I saw gfoxcook used to do it this way when he was updateing the Top voting power list, long ago, so I thought it might work for us.

Well, like I said in the Barracks Forums, sir, I think gfoxcook's method will work very well. I would recommend doing so, and I am sure many others will agree.

At 1/12/06 04:42 PM, xSilence wrote: Bunch of kids who can't get laid.

Rank: Elite Guard Private
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 1,204 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 446 quality entries.

I find your glaring hypocrisy amusing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:02:15


just one question why do u like blame points better than save points


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:08:30


well, blam points come around more often then save points so. it's not a fact of liking and disliking, just the number of crappy entries and good ones.